Find out how much of a Skater are you by taking the SKATE test!

[Matarreyes]

THE SKATE INCIDENT TEST

Take the test to find out how much of a Skater you are, and how well you understood the hidden clues of the second part of the 5th Season. Write down your answers and sum up the points as described below. Enjoy!

Question 1: why did we get so little Skate interaction in Season 5?
A: because Sawyer has completely forgotten what Kate looked like
B: because Sawyer is that loyal to his ongoing relationship, and Kate is that decided to try and be happy for him
C: because Jate is Fate

Question 2: why did Radzinski stop the tape in the interrogation room?
A: because, being a Dharma hippie, he wanted to save electricity
B: because, being a pig, he wanted to have a Kate pic all for himself
C: because, being a Skater at heart, he wanted to give Sawyer the opportunity to convey with just one glance how much the girl on screen meant for him

Question 3: why couldn´t baby Ben be saved by any conventional means, thus leading to the Skate trek in the jungle?
A: to remind the audience what a jerk Jack is
B: to give false hopes to Skate fans, turn Kate into an ungrateful baby-stealer without a cause, and plunge into some Jate madness come next season
C: to give true hopes to Skate fans, give a good reason for Kate to have taken Aaron, plunge into some Jate madness come season finale and reverse it all by the next year

Question 4: what was the purpose of the second submarine scene?
A: so that all Sawyer haters and even some Sawyer fans could get mad at Sawyer for leaving his friends behind
B: so that Juliet could show her martial art powess one last time
C: so that no one can question Sawyers´s commitment to Juliet when he starts coming to terms with her death next season

Question 5: what was the purpose of the stop at Rose and Bernard´s?
A: so that the trio could get some tea
B: so that poor Sawyer could play with Vincent and get his last laugh in a while
C: so that one single look from Sawyer would illustrate to Juliet and the audience the difference between love and loyalty

Question 6: what did we learn from Juliet´s flashback?
A: that Jacob didn´t love her as much as God loved Jacob
B: that her family was moving a lot when she was little
C: that a time would come in her adult love when she would have to realise that even if two people love each other, it doesn´t mean they have to be together

Question 7: why was it so important for her to realise that?
A: so that she could die all the more depressed
B: so that she could pass this bit of wisdom to Sawyer, who isn´t best known for his self awareness, and let him off the hook on the topic of his unconscious attraction to Kate
C: so that she would jump the bomb train and spoil the awesome pwnage of Jack we all have been expecting from Sawyer since season 1

Question 8: why was Sawyer looking at Juliet right before the release of the bomb?
A: because he felt guilty
B: because he would have stayed with her forever if she had let him
C: because she was the only reason he was going along with Jack´s Infamous Finale Screwup N5

Question 9: why was Jack looking at Kate right before the release of the bomb?
A: because he needed validation
B: because he NEEDED validation
C: because he NEEDED validation... and a tissue

Question 10: why was Kate looking at Jack right before the release of the bomb?
A: because after finally realising he was right all along and the 3 years of Jate have all been misery, she was afraid he´d chicken out of the bomb drop
B: because she knew he needed validation
C: because Jacob told her not to look at other people´s boyfriends

Question 11: why was Juliet´s death so gruesome?
A: to make sure the audience cheers when in season 6 premiere Sawyer lets go of his inhibitions and beats Jack all bloody... again.
B: because Darlton are just that sadistic
C: to make sure the audience clearly understands why Kate has to be there for Sawyer from the first second of season 6

Question 12: choose the sentence that best describes your opinion on what´ll happen next season on Lost
A: Jack has recreated the Incident. They go back to 2007, Jack and Kate run off oblivious to anything but their undying love. Sawyer and Hugo get to be best buddies again.
B: Jack has changed the future. They wake up on the beach, Jack runs off looking for someone to save. Juliet looks at the sky from her Barracks house, wondering why she was expecting to see a plane crash. Sawyer and Kate smirk knowingly at each other and search for a way to get to the cages of Hydra Island.
C: Jack has recreated the Incident. They go back to 2007, and Kate has to choose between a depressed bearded Jack, who finally gets to comprehend his own stupidity and clings to her in search of validation, and a grieving Dharma-jumpsuit-free Sawyer, who stubbornly pushes her away to the point when the audience finally starts to wish the guy´d just give himself a break and accepted some comfort... for starters

How to interpret the test: score one point for every +, substract one point for every -, do nothing for every x. If your did NOT feel the need to scratch your eyes out after reading J**e is Fate, you probably are on the wrong section of the forum.
Q1: A-, B+, C-
Q2: Ax, Bx, C+
Q3: Ax, B-, C+
Q4: A-, Bx, C+
Q5: Ax, Bx, C+
Q6: Ax, Bx, C+
Q7: A-, B+, Cx
Q8: A+, B+, C+
Q9: A+, B+, C+
Q10: A+, B+, C+
Q11: Ax, B-, C+
Q12: A-, B+, C+

<6 points: see the Skate light and confess your sins.
<8 points: you need some serious Skate therapy right now
8-10 points: not bad. Not good either.
11-12: ULTIMATE SKATE!!!

[Katie27]

This was kinda funny, but you should definitely be careful with the whole "Get out of our forum" stuff because it may be taken the wrong way.

I got Ultimate Skate! But it doesn't surprise me.

[Matarreyes]

Duly noted!

[Aleta]

Very funny! I scored 11, only because I marked C in question 10, LOL!
I´m sure Jacob taught Kate that, too.

Question 10: why was Kate looking at Jack right before the release of the bomb?

C: because Jacob told her not to look at other people´s boyfriends

[shred]

This is truly funny, and it turns out I'm a Skater. Who knew?

[Matarreyes]

Obviously, there aren´t really right or wrong answers . The thing is just for fun, I wasn´t going to make people calculate scores but got carried away. Pretty much wish I could take the test myself... What if I couldn´t score high enough?

[Vesna]

Ha, got 11 ultimate Skate !

[Nora.]

the answers are so funny

I got Ultimate Skate

[naeskbsfan]

lmao...this was fun!no surprise here!ULTIMATE SKATE!the jack needed validation & a tissue!omg...GENIUS!

[kidd]

I scored 12 - Ultimate Skate!

[s&k]

I scored 11 - Ultimate Skate, baby!

[Dalma]

thanks that was funn!!
ULITMATE SKATEEER!(not suprised)-12

[GwennyLou]

Ultimate Skater! That quiz was hilarious, btw.

I especially loved the part about Jack needing validation and a tissue and I chose the option that Kate only looked at him because he told her not to look at other people's boyfriends. Haha.

[Lyly Ford]

12 no surprise
it was fun
you should make another for each seasons