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Daria · 03-26-2006, 10:25 PM

Kate:"Jack,you can't eat leaves!Spit it out!"

Toxic · 03-26-2006, 10:57 PM

Bringing this over from the Jocke thread, to proudly corrupt more minds

Toxic Productions, in assosation with 4:35 AM Dreamworks, proudly presents:

Jocke in: Bathroom Humor

Jack: "Honey? Can you come and scrub my back, please?"

Locke: "I'm a little busy here, Jack. Give me a minute."

Jack: "But the water's getting cold."

Locke: "Heh. I can see that."

Jack: "Damn it."

Jack: "You still love me, right baby?"

Locke: "Always and forever, Hele- ... Jack."

Jack: -Sigh.- "I wonder what Sawyer's up to..."

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Jocke in: Is That A Knife In Your Pocket?

Hurley: "Dude. Can I talk to you?"

Jack: "Later, Hurley. Locke's showing off his... knife..."

Hurley and Sayid: "

"

Michael: "That's a... pretty big knife..."

Locke: "Yeah, well..."

Sawyer: "How do you two...?"

Jack: "Oh, this one time..."

Kate: "Please, Jack... Spare us..."

Locke: "I know, I know... I'm the man."

Jack: "He's my man."

**nightskiesfading** · 03-26-2006, 11:12 PM

Jooocckkee <3

Love the Jack eating leaves one

*giggles* I posted this in the Jocke thread a while back:

"Hey Jack whatchya doing Friday night?"

Line · 03-27-2006, 03:25 AM

lmao Toxic, you are my hero

hardercore · 03-27-2006, 04:23 AM

I'm sure theres another thread exactly like this ... "Things that should happen more often on Lost (Humor)"

Daria · 03-27-2006, 05:20 AM

*Rose looks aroun if Bernard isn't anywhere near*
Sweetly-"Jack I brought you something to eat...''
Jack:"Spiced with sleeping pils?No thanx...It's an old trick Rose ,you have to try harder to bed me..."
Rose"D@mn!"

UndrTheSpotlight · 03-27-2006, 09:27 AM

ahhh toxic!
that is hillarious!!!

jpl56 · 03-27-2006, 05:24 PM

Ana Lucia's coming out story

It first began in 2x04.

Ana Lucia's first "Coming Out!"

She is in the hole, with nice men, but she can't resist. With the help of a friend, she comes out.

And then in 2x16, again...

This is perfectly clear.
For the second time, she yells "Coming Out!" and finally comes out of the closet with Jack's help.

**nightskiesfading** · 03-27-2006, 07:26 PM

Sawyer: Jack...Jack...look, i'm flexing. I've been making weights out of coconuts...

Jack: *drools*

DaNy_LoaL · 03-27-2006, 09:02 PM

lol you guys are great

foxy_loves_me · 03-27-2006, 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by esa

All of the captions are so hilarious

Great job, guys

Agreed...

Daria · 03-28-2006, 11:23 AM

Jack(going crazy):"They told me they told me in this commercial that MR CLEAN cleans *everything*!!!And just look at the bathroom,does it shine?Does it??!
Locke:"All right,all right it was my turn to clean the bathroom...but for the last time I repeat-I"M NOT MR CLEAN FOR REAL!!!SAWYER you'll pay for this!"