Thread: Skate Parodies
View Single Post
Old 03-02-2008, 03:02 PM   #70
Bryden
All in the Details
 
Bryden's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2006
Posts: 1,005
Default

On a more serious note.



Skate & Dope -- Looks like they might have something in common after all.









Got a question for you.



Shoot.



Skate or Dope?



Which one? Which love story's got the goods?



You even need to ASK? I mean…LOOK at me.



It’s not about looks, Dude. Not this time. Hey -- did I hear the doorbell?



Freckles…?



Hi. We need to talk.



I’ll be leaving you two alone then. Locke organized a pool tournament
over at the rec center. There’s gonna be ice cream after -- so don't wait
up!




**




Sawyer: Last night…what’d you want to talk about?



Just something Claire said...it got me thinking.



Kate: She said Desmond and Penny trump us in the love story
department. That they’re special, epic...and we're not.




Sawyer: What the hell does that even mean? "Epic?"



Kate: I don’t know…because Jate’s been called "epic," too.



Well…there you go then. "Epic" doesn't mean squat.



Sawyer: So we're not "epic"...then that just means we’re somethin’
else altogether…




**




What else? You said before that we’re different than Desmond and Penny,
that we're something else. So what else ARE we then?




Sawyer: Hell, I don't know. Take this for starters, we’re here, together,
in bed, havin’ a conversation.




Sawyer: But Desmond…instead of seein' Penny, he's out at the
mall, gettin' a boat from Libby...




And Libby's hair...it's different. Bangs. Looks sorta like Michael J. Fox's
sister on "Family Ties"...




Sawyer: Then Desmond gets this boat, throw his hair back in a
ponytail…




Sawyer: …sails around the world alone, turnin' his back on Penny,
the woman he loves, but doesn't feel he's good enough to be with…












James...



Right...bad example. But there’s always…



Desmond Huuuuume! Why are you standing here in the jain, Brutha?!
You’re crazy! And you're too old to be joinin’ the military!




I HAD to do it! I had to let her go! My Pennay!







Kate: Yeah, dumb. It’s not like you’d join the military to get away
from ME. Right?




Whoa, howdy…Team Locke ain’t EXACTLY boot camp, Sweetheart…



… but it ain’t all barbecues at the boathouse, neither.



Next example.



Sawyer: Penny’s daddy – he’s a tough SOB, and she ain’t never gonna
be happy with a guy like Desmond until she shakes daddy loose, gets
the old man out of her head and out of her life.








(Why’d you KILL me?!)



Another example, please.



Sawyer: Penny gives Desmond something that'll change his life
forever...




Sawyer: She gives him her phone number. But it’s not just a number.



Sawyer: It's a gift. It connects them. Gives them a future. Makes him
realize his life matters, even off this damn island.








Kate: Her gift gives him hope...












Looks like we got somethin’ in common with Desmond and Penny after
all…








Kate: So I guess that makes us epic?



Guess so. Whatever that means.



.

Last edited by Bryden; 03-02-2008 at 03:05 PM.
Bryden is offline   Reply With Quote