Reno 911

[LAURA4LAD]

I've followed these people since THE STATE on MTV. This show is just brilliant. Discuss new episodes--PLUS icons&banners you can snag for usage-l
(credit is appreciated)

[the filthy scene]

yeah, im thinkin this show is pretty sweet. i havent been able to cath the new season but i think it's only about one episode in, am i right? and knowing comedy central i'll be able to catch it on reruns.

i lived in Reno for about 6 months, hilarious how some of this stuff is actually not very far fetched......

Terry: I heard a rumor.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: What's that, Ter?
Terry: Mexican werewolves are coming up from Mexico and selling crack

*steals avi* oooooh, pretty

[dreamcatcher]

You don't know how happy I am to find out that other people watch this show. I love all of the characters, and it's just so dysfunctional it's hysterical. Dangle in his short shorts. LOL. I love when they get those calls that end up with them chasing a screaming, naked man through the trailer park, and other things like that. I love that episode when they're being trained for anti-terrorism, and the guy is showing them what to do if they need to wash off a chemical or something, and Trudy's standing there in her huge underwear in the shower. Really good show. And thanks for the avatars, Laura. :D

I'll have to make sure I watch the new episodes. (There's only been one new one right? When they're in jail?)

[LAURA4LAD]

the filthy scene-LMAO--For the love of all that is good and holy watch this weeks episode-i bet it reruns tonight. For your reading pleasure an exchange between Dangle-Travis and Terry (Booty call shirt, short shorts, and roller skates)
Terry: Hey Guys!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Heyy.
Terry: Whats goin down?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well, I'll tell ya whats goin down Terry, You know that they've installed a camera right here at this redlight here.
Terry: Oh My god!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Yeah, and it takes a picture whenever someone runs a redlight.
Terry: Oh wow that's awesome, It's like the future is here.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: It is awesome.
Deputy Travis Junior: So you know why we're here?
Terry: Why was there a fire?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You've been chargin' three bucks, you run up when the car is at a red light, and you give a H.J. during the redlight.
Terry: Oh my god, that sounds, that's not something that I would ever do.
Deputy Travis Junior: Except we've got about...
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: We got about 38 photos of you and that's only last night.
Terry: Well, I can see how you would think that, But I sell... oranges.
Deputy Travis Junior: You sell oranges?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: You sell oranges?
Terry: Mmhm!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: I'll take some.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, I'd like some too.
Terry: I've sold out, I've sold out of my oranges... I run out and people are like Beep Beep, I go okay, and say you're driving and I just put it in their laps.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Well...
Deputy Junior: I dont know about that.
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on Terry.
Terry: I cant, I have to call my girlfriend... listen I don't even know what you're talking about.
Begins tugging Terry away on his roller skates
Deputy Travis Junior: We're talking about you giving hand jobs at three bucks a pop at this redlight up here that's what we're talking about.
Terry: Okay okay, a hand job is still a job okay?
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Come on easy does it, Xanadu it right into the car.
Terry: You Xana-Don't it!
Lieutenant Jim Dangle: Did he just say "Xana-Don't it?"

another terry joint, just because it's hilarious-

Terry: There's was this guy at the store with this flamethrower, and he like grabbed this lady's baby and he's like, "Oh, I'm gonna kill this baby!" It was so sad, I was like crying...


dreamcatcher-Kim you have the best taste in tv hands down. Catch this weeks episode if you can--when i saw the commercial i was LMAO
Garcia: Get your ass out of my face Dangle
Dangle: Get your face out of my ass!
I loved the terrorist scene your talking about, but my alltime favorite is from season one--Trudey, Jones, and Clementine are in a craft store trying to find a robber and Trudey goes nuts and sees plastic pearls--"WHAT?!?" yeah--if you saw this exchange you'd understand LOL. Watch the show and come back here to rave, it was hilarious as ever.-l

[Stace]

:banana: Holy crap I swear I was just about to start a thread for this!

LMAO I love Terry!

And the new season, is so funny. When they were showing everyones new jobs, LOL and the two were working as SEO (security enforcement officers :p ) :crackup:

Oh and LAURA4LAD: I saved a couple of your beautiful avatars, so I might use them sometime! :cool:

[LAURA4LAD]

And the new season, is so funny. When they were showing everyones new jobs, LOL and the two were working as SEO (security enforcement officers :p ) :crackup:


Love the SEO gig-I think..wait i know Jones and Garcia make the best partners on this show. "You behave or I'm gonna shine this flashlight at you!" Can't wait to see what brings them all back to the force. -glad you like the icons..making more--i have a slight tendancy to obsess-laur

[Stace]

LMFAO "You behave or I'm gonna shine this flashlight at you!" :crackup: It was so funny. They went on for like 30 seconds saying everything they do. "Hey get out of the fountain!"

I saw the DVD set at Target yesterday, I was really really tempted to buy them. Only problem was... I have no more money. :(

[LAURA4LAD]

LMFAO "You behave or I'm gonna shine this flashlight at you!" :crackup: It was so funny. They went on for like 30 seconds saying everything they do. "Hey get out of the fountain!"

I saw the DVD set at Target yesterday, I was really really tempted to buy them. Only problem was... I have no more money. :(

Did you know the actors improvise the majority of their lines? I loved the exchange between Jones and Garcia...when Jones got out of the joint-the pretty eye comment LOL! I owned the first season on dvd and later sold it back to newbury comics for 7 dollars because i needed money--now i'm off to spend 20 to get it back again-vicious cycle. Goodluck getting your hands on a copy stace-l

[Stace]

They improvise??!! They're really good then. Oh yeah when they get out of prison and then Jones says to the reporter "You know all the guys :censores: off to you?" And then she just stares blankly at the camera!

[LAURA4LAD]

They improvise??!! They're really good then. Oh yeah when they get out of prison and then Jones says to the reporter "You know all the guys :censores: off to you?" And then she just stares blankly at the camera!

Travis says it because he has a social disorder LOL--I was like WTF with the nazi symbol in prison, but i imagine they were going for the OZ effect. Did you notice the Morrisey shirt Dangle wore to the AI tryouts? lol-l

[Sway]

OMG I love this show!! I'm so mad I don't have cable any more to watch it :( I love when they leave him in a hotel room with a dead hooker so he wakes up and starts freaking out, but it's really a joke for his birthday LOL!

Love this show :D

[Stace]

LMAO this is what Dangle's profile says at Comedy Central:
Why I love Reno: Just 3 1/2 hours to San Francisco
And here's one of their mottos:
Criminals are the vomit of society and we (the law) are the sawdust.

[Sway]

LOL Stace!! That's great!

[LAURA4LAD]

LMAO this is what Dangle's profile says at Comedy Central:
Why I love Reno: Just 3 1/2 hours to San Francisco
And here's one of their mottos:
Criminals are the vomit of society and we (the law) are the sawdust.

:crackup: I just love this show. Sway how close are you to Massachusetts? You can watch it here. Another exchange for laughs--

Deputy James Garcia: The entire station is about to fall apart. It's like we're playing a game of twister and someone is about to spin that left foot yellow and everything is going to collapse.
Deputy Travis Junior: It's like some terrible game of twister where it's all boys and they kill you when you lose.

[Whit]

This is one of my favorite shows ever! It is HILARIOUS!!! I loved those avi's at the top Laura :crackup:

[Sway]

LOL Laura!! OMG this is such a great show! I miss it!!

I'm in so-cal! :eek: I think I'm out of luck :confused: I should try to find them to download...

[LAURA4LAD]

I'm in so-cal! :eek: I think I'm out of luck :confused: I should try to find them to download...
get a private jet--I'll keep my eyes out for episodes online and let you know. Whit it's the shitzitz<--yup...no clue either.

the cops are in a doctor's office in their underwear
Doctor: Uh, none of the tests required you to disrobe. I'm not sure why you're all sitting here in your underwear.
Deputy S. Jones: Dangle was in his underwear when we all got here.
Deputy Travis Junior: Yeah, what's the deal, Dangle?
Lt. Jim Dangle: I don't feel the need to explain myself.

[Sway]

LMAO!! :crackup: those are great quotes!!

*goes to purchase private jet* Why didn't I think of that earlier?? It is the shitzitz, thanks for keepin' an eye out! :D

[Whit]

LMAO those quotes are freakin awesome! :crackup: Dangle and those damn shorts :D

[Stace]

My dad always calls our neighbor 'Dangle' not in front of the guy though. LOL He always has those horrible short shorts!!!

I think I might change my avatar for one of Laura's Reno ones... I don't know if I can part with Jack though... :confused: :o

[dreamcatcher]

dreamcatcher-Kim you have the best taste in tv hands down. Catch this weeks episode if you can--when i saw the commercial i was LMAO
Garcia: Get your ass out of my face Dangle
Dangle: Get your face out of my ass!
I saw the commercial for that scene and I have to see it. :crackup: I am so going to use one of your avatars one of these days. Just so you know. I'll credit of course. I love the "Basically I'm insane" (that lady is hysterical) and the "Oh no you didn't" ones. Like you guys said, Garcia/Jones are great together, and I love Junior. The sunglasses and the mustache. My dad's a cop and he has the typical cop mustache and big sunglasses like that, so it cracks me up.

[LAURA4LAD]

sway-so far no luck-but there are clips at www.comedycentral.com
Whit-should it bother me more he has nicer legs than me?
Stace-people do what you want with the avatars--i change mine ten times day LOL. Plus i love the one you have stace-kater original. I wish my dad watched reno..he only watches sports and house.
dreamcatcher-LMAO at the visual of your father. An exchange for your junior lovin' heart.
Deputy Travis Junior: I think that Craig is a good match for Wiegel. Because, you know he's a killer, and Trudy wants to kill herself.
Deputy Travis Junior: But she can't ever really do it. She don't succeed.
Deputy James Garcia: So Craig could be there to give her the extra little push she needs. He'd be the one going "Go ahead and do it." Kind of like a Death Leprechaun...
Deputy Travis Junior: Dude, that would be a wicked cool name for a band.

[dreamcatcher]

OMG it's a Junior avatar. Time to go to User CP. Thanks, Laura. :D

[LAURA4LAD]

OMG it's a Junior avatar. Time to go to User CP. Thanks, Laura. :D
I was gonna put "whose your daddy," but that would be inappropriate to boot lol-l

[dreamcatcher]

LMFAO... :crackup:

Wow... nice quote in your siggy. LOL.

[LAURA4LAD]

LMFAO... :crackup:

Wow... nice quote in your siggy. LOL.
i love getting laugh's for other's work. I actually almost put this-

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: My mom started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died.

[Sway]

That avi is GREAT!! Haha, it's perfect! :D

:crackup: Laura!!

[dreamcatcher]

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: My mom started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died.
:rotflol:
I just remembered when she was dating that serial killer guy, and all the other cops knew about it, and they went to visit them to look around his house, and there was a metal cage in the house and other weird stuff. :) I really need to make sure I watch the new ones.

[Whit]

lol I don't know if I can part with my Jate avi but I just might grab a Reno one to use for a bit :D

[LAURA4LAD]

lol I don't know if I can part with my Jate avi but I just might grab a Reno one to use for a bit :D
I don't care if you use these for 5 days or 5 seconds..just smile and nod at Laura's amount of freetime.

also for nostalgic kim-
Wiegel's boyfriend may be a serial killer
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: It really upsets me to hear what the other deputies say about Craig, but he cares for me. He told me that... he would cut my head off and eat it, if I ever needed him to. That's love, I'm sorry. He didn't need to say the L-word.

[Whit]

LOL Laura thank you! That is so great!!

[dreamcatcher]

also for nostalgic kim-
Wiegel's boyfriend may be a serial killer
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: It really upsets me to hear what the other deputies say about Craig, but he cares for me. He told me that... he would cut my head off and eat it, if I ever needed him to. That's love, I'm sorry. He didn't need to say the L-word.
OMG I love that quote! Thanks Laura. Is there a site where they have quotes up? Or are there some at the official site? I haven't been there in awhile.

Whit, Love the avatar. :D

[Whit]

These quotes are so great :crackup:

Woot for the lovely avi by Laura! lol

[Sway]

OMG everyone's Reno avis. are great!! :D

[LAURA4LAD]

I am off to galavant for the evening..keep this thread alive. Any specific avatar requests let me know.

I'll leave you with junior's fbi dreams--

Deputy Travis Junior: I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin.

(sway know i tried finding Garcia with a dead hooker for at least twenty minutes lol)

[Whit]

:crackup: Laura that's too much for me to handle right now LOL! Have fun!

[Sway]

OMG LOL I love ya, Laura!! :hug2: those quotes are the best!! :D

[dreamcatcher]

Some quotes I found online that I liked:


Lt. Jim Dangle: We have two passes to be witnesses at an execution. I know we all want these, so we're gonna do this the way we generally handle these things and we're gonna have a scavenger hunt.

[talking to a junior high class]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped.

Lt. Jim Dangle: I can't imagine any woman having sex with Garcia. I think it would be really angry, the sex.
Deputy S. Jones: You think so?
Lt. Jim Dangle: Have you ever heard him in the john? It's like Normandy.

Deputy Williams: White people are crazy.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.

[Officer Garcia has been shot]
Deputy James Garcia: Oh, God, call for help.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Help. Help.
Deputy James Garcia: Use your goddamn radio.

[Garcia locked himself in a morgue freezer on a bet]
FBI Agent: Hey, get out of that freezer, sir. That's for dead people, not living idiots.

[pointing to members of the force]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: "F" you, "F" you,
[Points to Lt. Dangle]
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: And f*ck you.

[Jones and Dangle are playing a Halloween prank where Jones pretends to be dead. As Jones lies on a slab, all the others except for Wiegel are mourning him]
Deputy James Garcia: Jones... I'm gonna miss you Jones. I'm gonna miss you man.
[Jones jumps up and scares everyone. He and Dangle laugh while everyone else yells in surprise and anger]
Deputy James Garcia: That is not funny! That is not funny! You son of a b*tch, Goddammit!
Deputy Williams: I cannot believe that you did this!
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Shh, Wiegel's coming, Wiegel's coming!
Deputy James Garcia: [pause] Let's do it again!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: [discussing Dangle's promotion] There are women who prance around in these flitty, flirty little skirts and show their legs, and they get promoted day two. Poor Jim has been here a long time in those plum smugglers and he's about due.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: There is some racial tension on the squad, and I mean, I think it's normal. But I think, unfortunatly, it all comes from one guy, Officer Garcia. And I mean, the poor guy can't help it, he's Mexican.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Lt. Dangle and I have a very special relationship. We're like a brother and sister... except a brother and sister who have sex.

[Stace]

LMAO I love that avi Whit!!!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers. <- That's great. :D

I got rid of my Jack avatar. Now I'm sporting Reno's finest.

[BadRobot]

Huge fan of this show, junior is my favorite i love the one where dangle finds out who been stealing his bike and it turns out to be junior and they start shooting at each other. also if you like this show i highly recomennd the movie " wet hot american summer" I know it sounds like a porn but it's not.

[Lost Mirage]

:hug2: OMG other people who love this show!!!!

You guys are great!!

"That's a lovely shade of bitch!" :D

ROFL ROFL.

"Do you know your balls are hanging out?" :D Dude, I would totally love to make an avatar of the guy with the...apparatus (Clemmy is so awesome!) on his head saying "You don't know me!" but it PROLLY wouldn't go over too well, huh? :D

[LAURA4LAD]

Huge fan of this show, junior is my favorite i love the one where dangle finds out who been stealing his bike and it turns out to be junior and they start shooting at each other. also if you like this show i highly recomennd the movie " wet hot american summer" I know it sounds like a porn but it's not.

One of the best movie purchases I've ever made--if MTV had a clue they would put "THE STATE" out on dvd already. I think i like Jones the best-he is a great eye actor--hey JJ should hire him-he's into that nasty shit. :o

Goodnews everyone--i have Reno911 on dvd still--apparently i sold the chapelle show back for 7 dollars not reno. tg lol. Kim you found the site i went to probably mad reno quotage. (http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0001XAODE/102-2334332-9660117?v=glance&vi=quotes-trivia)

Mirage i watched that episode tonight-i'll look for the pic-l

Ohh stace the avatar looks great, really brings out your eyes.

[Stace]

:thud: You're so lucky you have it! I saw it advertised in the paper today for 28 bucks, and so far I have 20, all I have to do is get a guitar and sing some songs on the street for money, and then I'll have it in my hot little hands.

Deputy Williams: A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.
--
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: It really upsets me to hear what the other deputies say about Craig, but he cares for me. He told me that... he would cut my head off and eat it, if I ever needed him to. That's love, I'm sorry. He didn't need to say the L-word.
--
after a suspect drives off with a police car
Deputy Williams: We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: He took it out.
looks at the camera
the cameraman runs away
Deputy Williams: Give us that tape!
Deputy Clementine Johnson: I will cut you!
--
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I myself have had many "daydreams" about punching Garcia myself. I've actually had daydreams of stabbing Garcia... in the daytime. In front of people.

[LAURA4LAD]

Stace who do you love? BAM $26.29 (http://www.overstock.com/cgi-bin/d2.cgi?page=proframe&prod_id=1446185)

Edit to ADD: As low as $14.99 (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/offer-listing/B0001XAODE/ref=dp_pb_a//102-2334332-9660117?condition=all)

[Stace]

Wow! That's hella cheap!!! Ugh I really want it... (I tend to get really obsessive over things [in case you havent noticed]).

"That's a lovely shade of bitch." LOL I just really love that quote.

[Lost Mirage]

Well, I really tried to deny my need to change my av....but I can't do it!! I need a Jonesy avvie! :D


Laura, you rock. :coolguy:

[Whit]

OMG when they kill that guy in the softdrink uniform thing :crackup:

I laugh like a dumbass when I watch this show :D

"That's a lovely shade of bitch" ROTFL

I love when his bike gets stolen too! I can't stop laughing here!

[LAURA4LAD]

Wow! That's hella cheap!!! Ugh I really want it... (I tend to get really obsessive over things [in case you havent noticed]).

"That's a lovely shade of bitch." LOL I just really love that quote.

I don't have hobbies--i have obsessions. Although my hobby could be getting more people extremely obsessed over shit. That quote about shades of bitch should be in someone's sig--i'm not over grape slushes yet.

Mirage it looks great-if you want a personalized one i can do.

RENO 911 on TONIGHT 10:00pm and 10:30pm est

[dreamcatcher]

Tonight???!!! Thanks for telling me. I wouldn't have known.

[LAURA4LAD]

Tonight???!!! Thanks for telling me. I wouldn't have known.

yes, and if my knowledge of comedy central schedualing holds any water--perhaps at 12&12:30 too. Personally i watched it with whoever i could get in my living room last night at 12:30-so worth it lol-l

[Whit]

I hope I'm home so I can watch it tonight :banana: Thanks for the heads up!

[Stace]

Laura: LOL I love that quote in your sig. That's great! And I put one in mine too.

Yay! It's on tonight! :banana:

[Lost Mirage]

Damn, Laura, you're awesome. I might have to take you up on that...let me hang out with this one, see how it feels on me (all puns intended! ;) )...maybe one with Clemmy, Trudy, and Williams as Charlie's Angels? I really do like the idea of "you don't know me!" over a piccy of the guy with the thingy on his head, but would that fly here? :D


I tried to put LovelyShadeOfBitch for my custom title but couldn't get the "c h".. :( Oh well!

Is the one tonite a re-run of the season premier?

[Stace]

I'd say the episode tonight is probably the season premeire repeat. I'm sure they want to show that one a few more times, for anyone who missed it.

[Lost Mirage]

I'd say the episode tonight is probably the season premeire repeat. I'm sure they want to show that one a few more times, for anyone who missed it.

Anyone who missed it, sh!t! They had the finale right after....the finale. :D

Come on, give us some new episodes! I need something to occupy me during this loooong lost-less summer! (go outside? nahhh ;) )

Off Topic: Nice name, Stace :D Are you -ey, -cy, -ie, -ee....or something completely different? (I'm -cy) :D

[Stace]

Stacie. Most people seem to be -cy, like you. I'm so different, it's awesome. :banana:

Yeah I agree! I want more new episodes!

[Lost Mirage]

Yes, but it's something....(is signing off right after this to go watch)..

See, and most people I know are -cey. The only -cy I know is a GUY! :D I went to high school with a chick who had the exact same first and last name as me but was -cey.

But I digress. :D



I liked the episode when Clemmy got married to Steve and they pulled him over and he kept on pulling out more and more drugs. Twas funny. :D

(Slickly went back on topic without anyone noticing, hehehe ;) :D )

[LAURA4LAD]

Damn, Laura, you're awesome. I might have to take you up on that...let me hang out with this one, see how it feels on me (all puns intended! ;) )...maybe one with Clemmy, Trudy, and Williams as Charlie's Angels? I really do like the idea of "you don't know me!" over a piccy of the guy with the thingy on his head, but would that fly here? :D


I tried to put LovelyShadeOfBitch for my custom title but couldn't get the "c h".. :( Oh well!

Is the one tonite a re-run of the season premier?

the season finale is on right now--i'm watching, but i can repeat the dialouge so decided to check the thread out. For those who missed the season premiere it starts at 10:30. Mirage i'm having issures finding high def screen caps for reno past season 1--can you get me a specific episode #? LOL-I'll find something for the meantime...Stace the quote looks great--i need to add the "eye rape" quote from last year's season finale-LMAO..off to watch AGAIN-l

ETA tried to put gang leader as my title..apparently you can't do that lol-l

[Stace]

LMFAO eye rape! I completely forgot about that! :crackup:

I'm so excited! I get to watch in 3 hours! :letsparty

[LAURA4LAD]

LMFAO eye rape! I completely forgot about that! :crackup:

I'm so excited! I get to watch in 3 hours! :letsparty

it's on right now on the east coast-booo yeah. running to watch for the 4th time-

[Stace]

Hahaha I just found this pic. "I'm going to Hollywood!"

[LAURA4LAD]

--my reply--

[Stace]

LMAO that is great! :crackup: I think I might use that sometime! LOL

[LAURA4LAD]

LMAO that is great! :crackup: I think I might use that sometime! LOL
I really...REALLY want Jones and Garcia in their breathable SEO uniforms-if anyone sees them..please for the love of everything that is holy-l

[Stace]

You're looking for a screencap? Lemme see if I can find anything... *searches*

EDIT: Didn't find anything. Sorry.

[LAURA4LAD]

You're looking for a screencap? Lemme see if I can find anything... *searches*

EDIT: Didn't find anything. Sorry.
thanks for looking--i'm sure it will turn up on tee-shirts soon anyways ;)

[Stace]

Junior: Hey we were just following orders. If you're gonna kill anybody, it's dangle.

Mike Powers: We're going to play a little game. It's called Dig Your Own Grave

I can't wait to see the next episode. You don't think Dangle is really shot, do you? :eek:

[LAURA4LAD]

Junior: Hey we were just following orders. If you're gonna kill anybody, it's dangle.

Mike Powers: We're going to play a little game. It's called Dig Your Own Grave

I can't wait to see the next episode. You don't think Dangle is really shot, do you? :eek:

Remember when they killed off Jonesy in the finale-then he wasn't dead and everyone else was killed...thats my answer-if he is shot, i'm sure he'll recover in a funny manner soon there after. I need a new quote for my sig-l

[Stace]

Lookin' for a new quote, eh? Here's my faves:
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I myself have had many "daydreams" about punching Garcia myself. I've actually had daydreams of stabbing Garcia... in the daytime. In front of people.
FBI Agent: Hey, get out of that freezer, sir. That's for dead people, not living idiots.
And I love the one in Kim's sig. It's awsome.

[dreamcatcher]

OMG... I loved watching the repeats of the finale and then the premiere. Mike Powers to Dangle: "Are you aware that your balls are hanging out right now?" And Jones dancing during community service. LMAO...

And Jones doing that rap in jail was awesome... "No. Transportation. No. Masturbation.... Shawshank. Shaw. Shank." That's all I remember.

I need an avatar of Junior shirtless with his swastika tatoo on his pec. LOL. Or one of him without his glasses... isn't he cross-eyed when he takes them off?

I was going to make a little list and rate my favorite characters, but I can't do it, because I realized that I like them all. :D Thanks for getting me obsessed with this Laura!

[Lost Mirage]

ROFL! "Shawshank. Shaw. Shank" Jonsey is my soo my fav!

"First O.J. Then Kobe, Now Jonsey." Teehee. :D I'm gonna have to go hunting around for screen shots and whatnot. :D


Edit:Oh, sh!t, I'm finding some great pictures, but they're pop-ups from comedy central and I don't know how to save 'em (Jones and Garcia dressed up for the drug bust, Dangle looking down at his nuts hanging out, Clemmy as a Steely Dan groupie)...hahaha! :D OMG I found the picture with the guy with the apparatus on his head but I can't figure out how to save it!! Grrr!!!

[dreamcatcher]

I know! They have amazing pics up at Comedy Central, but you're not allowed to right click and save. I was trying that yesterday. :(

[Lost Mirage]

Yeah, it sucks. =(

Laura, where'r you getting your shots from?

[LAURA4LAD]

Yeah, it sucks. =(

Laura, where'r you getting your shots from?
season 1 (http://www.melodramatic-fool.com/pessimistchick/register.php?action=activate&activationkey=90ea393db08fa26227245f32b72a5d93)

season 2 (http://www.melodramatic-fool.com/caphappy/index.php)

[Lost Mirage]

Ahh, very very nice! :D Thank you!

Maybe some day I'll try and learn how to make avatars....what paint program would you suggest?

[LAURA4LAD]

Ahh, very very nice! :D Thank you!

Maybe some day I'll try and learn how to make avatars....what paint program would you suggest?

Photoshop Elements 3.0--not that expensive, but all the right tools--found you some angels btw-l

[Lost Mirage]

Sweet! Thanks so much, I'm totally ganking that one.... :D


I love the Wayne Brady one, BTW, that is one of the best episodes of Chappelle's Show..."Is Wayne Brady going to have to smack a ho?" Hehehe :D

[LAURA4LAD]

Sweet! Thanks so much, I'm totally ganking that one.... :D


I love the Wayne Brady one, BTW, that is one of the best episodes of Chappelle's Show..."Is Wayne Brady going to have to smack a ho?" Hehehe :D

I know--and i do love him. It was awesome to see him on Reno for 2 minutes lol. new eye rape icon up for grabs.

[dreamcatcher]

Thanks for the links Laura! And I love the new eye rape and Dangle icons. LOL.

[Lost Mirage]

Aww, man...Laura, you're too good..... :D Now I don't know which one to choose...I just adore Dangle's "man-purse" sticking out.....and the eye rape is fabulous too!

I noticed on Comedy Central's website that it's on again tonite at 11:30--prolly the premiere again. I guess this week I'm going to have to pick up the DVD's. :D


Edit: Hey, I was checking out IMDB....you guys must think I'm crazy, but I never reaized that Patton Oswalt was the Dungeon Master!

[LAURA4LAD]

Kim i knew you'd like the eye rape lol. LMAO mirage--i usually don't even find patton funny, but he kills on reno- What is he? A level 12 dungeon master?

[Lost Mirage]

:D ROFL he's the "Demonic God of Conquest", but on this level of existence he's represented as the "Wizard Golgath"--he's immune to blade attacks, missile attacks, and wizard spray (?) so Raineesha sprays him with mace---"Are you immune to that!?"...hehe the clip is on the comedy central website. :D

Ok, yeah, I need a life. :o

[LAURA4LAD]

:D ROFL he's the "Demonic God of Conquest", but on this level of existence he's represented as the "Wizard Golgath"--he's immune to blade attacks, missile attacks, and wizard spray (?) so Raineesha sprays him with mace---"Are you immune to that!?"...hehe the clip is on the comedy central website. :D

Ok, yeah, I need a life. :o

LMAO!!! I love that scene with a passion--diggin' your new sig quote too-l

[Lost Mirage]

Hehe, thanks, can you tell I'm bored? :D

Totally off topic, but OH MY, Laura, I happened to click on your LJ and saw the icon of the Bearded Hobo Other Man ("My penis..."). Holy crap that is flippin' hillarious. :D

[LAURA4LAD]

Hehe, thanks, can you tell I'm bored? :D

Totally off topic, but OH MY, Laura, I happened to click on your LJ and saw the icon of the Bearded Hobo Other Man ("My penis..."). Holy crap that is flippin' hillarious. :D

I'm bored too, lets me bored together. Yeah my penis icons are very classy indeed. Name your alltime favorite reno scene and i'll see if i can make something to pass the time. (waiting on a phonecall-rather pathetically at the moment)-l

[Lost Mirage]

My all time favourite!? Gah...hmm...the dungeon master, of course....when they walked in on Trudy and her boyfriend in the bondage outfits was classic...... Jones and Garcia on the drug bust---oh, I know! I loved the one with Dangle hitting/flirting with the guy in the car and then he maces him! Or maybe it's Raineesha X...... :D

[Stace]

I'm so happy. My dad gave me a $25 giftcard to Best Buy, so I bought it!

LOL Laura I love that Eye Rape avi! :crackup:

[Whit]

I didn't get to watch Reno last night cause I didn't get home til 1am. Anyone know when its on next? I seriously haven't turned my TV on since May 25th :eek: LOL

[Lost Mirage]

You're in luck, Whit, for it looks like it airs again tonite (it'll prolly air several times before Tuesday)! Go to http://www.comedycentral.com for the full low-down.

And luckily, it wont be on until AFTER the Fox Sunday Night Line-Up...


Yes. I'm a dork. No pictures, please. :D

[Whit]

:banana: Thanks!

[Stace]

Oh cool. I think I'll watch it again. I just can't get enough of it!

I REALLY REALLY love your avi Whit. It just cracks me up! LOL nice banner too.

[Whit]

Thanks Stace :hug2: I'm looking at the quotes from imdb and I'm laughing my butt off!

[Stace]

They have quotes there? Hmm that's good to know! *skidaddles over to imdb*

[Whit]

Get your butt over there and read away! I think most of them are already posted on here though. It never seems to get old, does it?

[dreamcatcher]

when they walked in on Trudy and her boyfriend in the bondage outfits was classic
Laura do you have pics of that scene??? If you do, could you make me a banner with that, and maybe with the quote on it about Craig willing to eat her and the L-word (if it even fits)? Just thought I'd ask, but don't worry about it if you can't.

Love your Terry banner, btw. :rotflol:

And I agree about the Raineesha mace scene being one of the best.

[Stace]

Nope! I love quotes from everything. Movies, books tv shows...

[Whit]

omg that mace scene was classic :crackup:

[dreamcatcher]

I'm also thinking of one where they get a call to this park where a guy is putting on a puppet show and parents are disturbed by what he's doing. And the cops ask him to come out of his booth, and when he finally does, he has no pants on. LOL.

I also like the Kenny Rogers one, where Garcia and Wiegel are supposed to be protecting him, and Wiegel dresses up like him.

[BadRobot]

another classic was when they had the scavenger hunt for who got to go to the excution and garcia and jones order the pizza, ah thats good stuff.

[Whit]

Deputy Clementine Johnson: [after a suspect drives off with a police car] We are screwed! We are screwed!
Deputy Williams: We gonna say he tried to rape us. We gonna lie, we gonna say he tried to rape us. He attacked us.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: He took it out.
Deputy Williams: He tried to...
[looks at the camera]
Deputy Williams: Give us the tape.
Deputy Clementine Johnson: Hand over the tape.
[the cameraman runs away]
Deputy Williams: Give us that tape!
Deputy Clementine Johnson: I will cut you!

OMFG :crackup:

[Stace]

LMAO I read that one yesterday! LOL it's great.

[Whit]

Lt. Jim Dangle: [after his bike is stolen] Oh God, my bike! Oh fuck me! People are fucking assholes!
[some kids behind him laugh]
Lt. Jim Dangle: You'd better not be laughing at me! You're all accesories! Every one of you is an accesory!

LOL now I'm gonna be posting these nonstop :D Stace, help me, I'm crazy! LOL! I love Dangle!

[Stace]

LOL I like the whole Terry selling oranges skit. My persoal favorite.

I'd help you... but I'm a bit crazy too, so you might get influenced by my madness. :eek:

Deputy Williams: White people are crazy. LMAO I want to wear a shirt that says that! Even though I am one...

[Whit]

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Everybody loves a cripple.

^ That is sooo bad! lol

I need to get the DVD cause I've never seen that oranges scene I don't think.

[Stace]

The orange scene is the best! :D

points to himself and Deputy Williams
Lt. Jim Dangle: CPT
Deputy Travis Junior: CPT
Deputy S. Jones: What?
Deputy Williams: What? Excuse me? What's CPT?
Deputy Travis Junior: CPT - Colored People Time. We're the first one's here and take these seats.
Lt. Jim Dangle: Colored People Time, everyone knows what that means.
Deputy Williams: What?
Lt. Jim Dangle: I'm sorry, that was wrong of me to say. I thought you've heard of that before. It's easy to say and it just, it just came out - CPT.
Deputy S. Jones: Well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry for being colored and for being a person and for being on my time.
Deputy Travis Junior: Apology accepted, Jones.
^^^LMAO

[Whit]

LOL I can see that happening! Those guys are so freakin hilarious! Is it 11:30pm yet so I can watch Reno? :D

Deputy James Garcia: We got a DWG, Dead White Guy down!

[Lost Mirage]

I like when Raineesha goes Islamic and Trudy says how there's two kinds of Islam--the Black Islam where they want to kill whites and the Regular Islam where they want to kill everyone. :D And Garcia says he has "anytime minutes" with his God. :p

Or when Clemmy thinks she's pregnant-- Dangle:"Who do I think the father of Johnson's kid is? Let me get the phone book".


OR when Garcia goes to appologize to Jonesey for his racist remark and he brings him fried chicken and malt beer :D

[dreamcatcher]

Or when Clemmy thinks she's pregnant-- Dangle:"Who do I think the father of Johnson's kid is? Let me get the phone book".
:rotflol:
I love the one where Garcia and Clemmy are dating and they come into work with each other's shirts on, and everyone's grossed out by it.

[Whit]

LOL! Those are great moments! I love when they get chased by drunk naked rednecks ;)

[Lost Mirage]

:rotflol:
I love the one where Garcia and Clemmy are dating and they come into work with each other's shirts on, and everyone's grossed out by it.

ROFLROFL and he's massaging her feet...I've seen the guy who plays him on those Remember the 90's things on VH1 and he's flippin' hillarious in real life too. :D

Ok, guys, do you think we could each pin down ONE...yes, ONE....favourite moment? Is it possible? :D

[Whit]

I don't think it's possible cause they make me laugh so hard I start crying!

[dreamcatcher]

Nope. I don't think I can do it. LOL. I have to go with either Trudy/Craig getting caught in their bondage outfits or ... there was a scene I loved with (I don't remember who was involved) them chasing the drunk naked guy through the trailer park, and I think they turn the corner only to find a whole group of drunk naked guys on the other side, who then chase the cops. :crackup:

[Lost Mirage]

Aww man, I just remembered when Clemmy was getting married and she was having the bachleorette party and Trudy was talking about how it was the first party she had ever been to... :D Then that friend of Clemmy's was like, "If you and Steve ever find out that you can't have kids, I'd be totally willing to have sex with him for you." And Raineesha's like, "White women are CRAZY".

And then Jonesey came in and started stripping. ;) I liked that. :o

[Whit]

Jonesey stripping? :thud: Heck Yes!!!!

[Stace]

LOLI just watched the first 3 eps of season two. OMG there's this blind black guy with his pants down, and he says to Jones and Raineesha "you just want to arrest me cause I'm black" and Jones says, "no we're both black." Then the guys like "Lemme here ya say Sweet patata"(potatoe) So Jones is like: "Sweet potatoe" Then Raineesha says "naw that was really white." LMFAO I dont know, it sounded funny then. :crackup:

[Whit]

LOL that sound hilarious!!!!

[tru_angel]

just 2 words for ya'll..."Shaw-shank...Shaw....shank"!!!! LMOA!!!!!

[Stace]

LOL I love that tru_angel!

Oh in the new season, when Jones and Garcia are the SEOs. And they say their uniforms are so breathable. "So much better than that Baghdad Beige" :crackup:

[Whit]

LOL that was so hilarious! I loved how Trudy was pretty much unphased by the fact that Powers was calling her and leaving a freaky message. I was down in my basement laughing like a dork and I'm sure my dad was wondering just what I was doing!

[Stace]

LMFAO that was the funniest thing! She's just like: "That's the guy who put me in jail" lol totally doesnt even listen to what he's saying!

I'm such a dork. I just added like a bazillion Reno quotes in my AIM profile.
Deputy Travis Junior: Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you *know* Jeff Gordon's gonna die.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Let me explain: Wiegel's fucking crazy.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Now, I don't care if you wear mini-skirts. I don't care if you wear Dungarees. I don't care if you're good at basketball, I don't care if you're fun to be around. But you can rest assured that every one of you, at some point, is going to be raped.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: If I'm addicted to anything, it's sparklers.

Deputy James Garcia: Oh, God, call for help.
Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Help. Help.
Deputy James Garcia: Use your goddamn radio.

Deputy Williams: White people are crazy.

FBI Agent: Hey, get out of that freezer, sir. That's for dead people, not living idiots.

Deputy Williams: A healthy baby is worth $10-20,000 on the internet, even if it's Chinese.

Terry: I'm in five gangs now. I started two. I started the Kitties and the Grape Slushies.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Party's over! Gay cop says party's over!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Everybody loves a cripple.

Deputy S. Jones: Sir, I will not hesistate to beat your ass with your own shoe!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: You know what, f you. F you, and fuck you!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I myself have had many "daydreams" about punching Garcia myself. I've actually had daydreams of stabbing Garcia... in the daytime. In front of people.

Lt. Jim Dangle: I think I'm just flat out drunk.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: It really upsets me to hear what the other deputies say about Craig, but he cares for me. He told me that... he would cut my head off and eat it, if I ever needed him to. That's love, I'm sorry. He didn't need to say the L-word.

[LAURA4LAD]

Stace i love you and your dork stank ass--every single post i read from you in here I lmao. Kim i do have pictures of the bondage scene..but don't blaim me if the banner blows-I'm not very good at banners because it involves blending and such..not my forte. You were warned. Mirage i may never change my wayne brady avatar again because of the new line in your sig-i LOVE u lol.
Tru-welcome to the party--I tried memorizing Jonsey's little rap, but all i could remember was shaw shank shaw shank LOL--tell me more-I've only seen the episode six times..i'm not a machine. Whit I hope you caught reno tonight, because even i managed to watch it again---thats not sad at all-l

ETA: My favorite scene without hesitation is the plastic pearl scene in weigle's suicide episode--Jonsey, Clem, and W go into a craft store and shananagans ensue.

[Whit]

It was great tonight! Too damn funny! I still can't get over the scene from the finale of his balls hanging out of his shorts..LMAO!!!!

[LAURA4LAD]

It was great tonight! Too damn funny! I still can't get over the scene from the finale of his balls hanging out of his shorts..LMAO!!!!

So glad you got to see the new episode. I like that ball scene from the finale, but i LOVE his face when Mike Powers accuses him of eye raping people...best improv actor ever-l

OMG..mirage do you realize we were born the exact same day-same year?...doodoodoodoo

[Stace]

LMAO I love your 'dork stank ass' too Laura! :hug2: LOL And I'm lovin' your banner! Terry is the best!

Yeah that shaw-shank thing... there was something about masturbation in it...

Alright so today, I was watching the episode where they have Constable Smiley, and after he died, they were singing a cross between 'Land that I Love' and 'God save the queen.' LOL and then they put him in a carboard box and he gets shipped away! :crackup:

[LAURA4LAD]

AHH i forgot to congradulate you on the dvd purchase Stace--a friend and i watched a bunch of season 1 eps the other night-watch Clem's wedding--just to hear Jonsey sing in that high pitched voice..OMG..i don't know if i find it funny, or if it turns me on..i'll get back to you on that.

[Stace]

Thanks. I only got 3 eps in, but I'm planning on taking it on vacation, so I can watch on the plane!

HOLD ON--- there's an ep with Jones singing?! I have got to watch it tonight! :clap:

[LAURA4LAD]

Thanks. I only got 3 eps in, but I'm planning on taking it on vacation, so I can watch on the plane!

HOLD ON--- there's an ep with Jones singing?! I have got to watch it tonight! :clap:

Episode #3-Jonsey sings, and Dangle plays the bongo or something lol--which season did u buy? i heard 2 was coming out, but i didn't think it was for another week. Worth watching-have fun on vacation-hope your going somewhere with hot cops lol-l

[Stace]

Ohhh yeah I got season 2. I guss what you're talking about is season 1?

Haha I'm going to New York, so I hope there's gonna be some sexy NYPD-ers riding horses and stuff. lol

[LAURA4LAD]

Ohhh yeah I got season 2. I guss what you're talking about is season 1?

Haha I'm going to New York, so I hope there's gonna be some sexy NYPD-ers riding horses and stuff. lol
I need to get season 2--you need to rent season 1 for the singing alone. Hmm..NY huh..you need to go some place warmer where the male cops can wear short shorts if they wanna.

[Stace]

Yeah that's true. They should be wearing really short shorts. So short that their balls hang out. :crackup:
I think I'll have to find Season 1 somewhere... at the place I bought it today, I only saw season 2... but I was in the 'New Releases' section. Which is probably the reason I didn't see it. lol

[LAURA4LAD]

Yeah that's true. They should be wearing really short shorts. So short that their balls hang out. :crackup:
I think I'll have to find Season 1 somewhere... at the place I bought it today, I only saw season 2... but I was in the 'New Releases' section. Which is probably the reason I didn't see it. lol

It's 3am, and your making a lot of sense to me. Sharp as a tack-u-r. Ok you get season 1, i'll get season 2-then we'll practically be the same person. OK..GO!

(Laura..for more than obvious reasons is off to bed)

[Stace]

3am? :thud: Only 12 here! And guess what? The premiere is on again! I'll be sure to remember Jones' rap this time!

LMFAO I totally forgot this part--- when Wiegel tries to get the tatoo of her stuffed cat-- PRICELESS!

EDIT: no transportation, masturbation, mike check 1, 2, shaw... shank, shaw-shank.
^That's all I could get.

[dreamcatcher]

Thanks for the warning, Laura. But your Terry one is awesome. I doubt you can do a bad job on anything. :D

Stace... thanks for getting that quote. I have to put that in my sig... if I can find a way to fit it in. :(

[LAURA4LAD]

EDIT: no transportation, masturbation, mike check 1, 2, shaw... shank, shaw-shank.
^That's all I could get.

LMAO!!! Well thanks for that--we need a show stenographer-l

[Whit]

Laura, the quote in your sig is so great! "Get your face out of my ass!" The way he said that had me rolling on the floor!

[LAURA4LAD]

Laura, the quote in your sig is so great! "Get your face out of my ass!" The way he said that had me rolling on the floor!

The two lines that got me pumped for the new season. Love your gayass Kenny quote miss whit--Kim here is what i could do with the pics available---i know you wanted that quote about love, but this seemed more appropriate for the pics used--it isn't too late to change it if you want it to say something else-l

[Whit]

Laura that banner is great! :crackup: That episode was indeed, f*cked up!

[dreamcatcher]

OMG Laura!!! :crackup: It's perfect... don't change it. Thank you so much! :D *runs to user cp*

[LAURA4LAD]

OMG Laura!!! :crackup: It's perfect... don't change it. Thank you so much! :D *runs to user cp*

awesome--trying to find the episode with all the naked drunk hicks too lol-l

[Whit]

omg I'd love to see a banner with those pics Laura!

[dreamcatcher]

Me too! I love the drunk naked hicks. Thanks again. :D

[LAURA4LAD]

couldn't find the hick ep--if anyone knows, please let me know-
heads up-new jonsey banner up for grabs..damn he is hot.

[Stace]

Incarceration, no transportation or mastur-bation, shaw... shank, shaw shank.
Heh heh. I got one more word from it! My goal: to get it all.

LOL I friggin' love that banner Kim! It's awesome! Nice job Laura *high fives* Since I have the dvds, I'm going to put them into my computer so I can get some screen caps. Then I'll post them here.

Ohhh Laura! The ep. with the naked drunk hicks, you mean when they're all chasing Jones? I can get you some caps of that... asssuming that's the one...

[LAURA4LAD]

OMG stace we could have like reno911 caption this. Be still my heart-find me the drunk naked hick episode #. please lol. Oh btw--when you get that entire JONES rap down I'm tatooing it on my ass-l

[Stace]

LMAO alright, well when you get that tattoo, you have to send me a pic. :smooch:

Alrighty. So the drunk hick ep. is the first episode in season two. 201. Do you need/want screen caps? Or do you have them?

[LAURA4LAD]

LMAO alright, well when you get that tattoo, you have to send me a pic. :smooch:

Alrighty. So the drunk hick ep. is the first episode in season two. 201. Do you need/want screen caps? Or do you have them?

need and want. i heart u.

[Stace]

Okay cool. This is my first attempt at making screen caps, so it might take awhile. *gulp*

[LAURA4LAD]

Okay cool. This is my first attempt at making screen caps, so it might take awhile. *gulp*
wait a tic..do you mean if i own season 1 on dvd i can make screen caps? Do you have a special program to capture? Realize it took me three days to learn how to cut and paste in photoshop-l

[Stace]

Yeah. All you have to do is put the dvd into your computer's dvd drive, pause it, press the little camera button on the menu, and then paste it onto paint.
I just have the dvd player thing... no special program or anything.

[LAURA4LAD]

Yeah. All you have to do is put the dvd into your computer's dvd drive, pause it, press the little camera button on the menu, and then paste it onto paint.
I just have the dvd player thing... no special program or anything.

the old saying "you learn something new everyday," doesn't even begin to cover this. thank you so much stace-l

[Stace]

Woohoo! I got it! The annoying thing was, the entire scene is running, so everytime I paused it, it blurry. :worry:

But-- If you need more, just tell me! ;)

There's one picture that's a bit dark, but if you lighten it, it's Garcia getting chased around a tree. :D

And the very last pic, is just an adorable shot of Dangle that I just had to have. :lotsalove

[LAURA4LAD]

Woohoo! I got it! The annoying thing was, the entire scene is running, so everytime I paused it, it blurry. :worry:

But-- If you need more, just tell me! ;)

There's one picture that's a bit dark, but if you lighten it, it's Garcia getting chased around a tree. :D

And the very last pic, is just an adorable shot of Dangle that I just had to have. :lotsalove


awesome--I will work on this tonight. I need to get an inspection sticker like last month lol. Off to be productive-l

[Stace]

Haha okay. Perhaps I'll get a few from the other eps... Your banner is just so cute. Terry's hilarious. Nice quote too. I put it in my Aim profile. =)

[dreamcatcher]

Laura- Love the Terry quote in your siggy and that new Jonesy banner is great! :D

Stace- :crackup: Thank you for those screencaps!!!

[Stace]

Haha you're welcome Kim. Yesterday, I watched the episode in your sig, it was one of my favorites. LOL Craig had a human sized bird cage... and then the foot in the fridge, and then this quote: "Wiegel: It really upsets me to hear what the other deputies say about Craig, but he cares for me. He told me that... he would cut my head off and eat it, if I ever needed him to. That's love, I'm sorry. He didn't need to say the L-word."
LMAO it was great.

[dreamcatcher]

That's a great scene. :D
I was just looking up the DVDs online... they're pretty cheap. I might go out and buy them. They'd definitely be worth it.

[Stace]

You definately should! And mine even came with a bonus disk! I haven't tried it yet though...

EDIT: Got a few caps of this guy... :D :D :D

[MovieGuy]

You definately should! And mine even came with a bonus disk! I haven't tried it yet though...

Mine too! Did you get it at Best Buy? it has an extra 30 minutes of deleted scenes.

I LOVE the first episode with the milkshake man, that scene where they're beating into the little thing with the wall thing is one of the best moments on TV ever!

If Laura wants to make me a Milkshake Man being beaten by Jonesy and Garcia in episode 14 of season two, she can. ;) ;) ;)

[LAURA4LAD]

OH man i am gonna have so much fun with these...new naked hick banner-i put a little LOST in there too-l

[Stace]

LMAO holy crap! Laura that banner! LOL :thud:

MovieGuy- Yeah I get it at BestBuy. ooh 30 extra minutes? Awesome!

[LAURA4LAD]

If Laura wants to make me a Milkshake Man being beaten by Jonesy and Garcia in episode 14 of season two, she can. ;) ;) ;)

For you-anything...but tonight--i promised friends i'd leave my computer for a few hours today LOL-laura

[Stace]

What kind of bogus promise was that?! I'd never do such a thing!
LMAO I love my computer... I'll never leave it! I even named it! It's name is Ethan Rom. Cause... computer's have CD-Roms. Heehee I told you I'm crazy...

[dreamcatcher]

The hicks banner... :crackup:

So I should buy the DVD at Best Buy? That's where I was thinking of going.

[Stace]

Kim: Welll if there's a Wal-mart near you, it's like 6 bucks cheaper there. I just got it at BestBuy cause I had a giftcard.

[dreamcatcher]

Really? I'll go to Walmart then. Thanks.

[Stace]

No problem. I figure your wedding must've cost alot, so you gotta save all the money you can. ;)

[dreamcatcher]

:crackup: Luckily, Whit and I shared the expenses. But yeah, I like to buy anything for as cheap as I possibly can.

[Whit]

LOL those banners are great! I can't wait to see what else you can make Laura ;)

I need to go buy that DVD but I'm broke and I need $80 to buy a Spanish book that I'll use for 5 weeks and I have to borrow the money from my mom. I can't wait til I get paid...I blew all my $ on the wedding :D

[Lost Mirage]

ROFL since yesterday you guys have done three pages of posts. You guys rock so hard!!! :clap:


Laura, I think I love you, dododododo. :D Hehe, I'm totally stealing the Jonesey banner, cause GOD DAMN he is fine. :D So are you being stalkerish or serious about the dates? *checks* HOLY SHIT GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE!!! SHE IS SO FREAKING SERIOUS! :D Are we, like, soul mates? Meant to be? :D I always knew I would find the one...my one long lost love. I knew this day would happen. Ahh fate....it smells like....Chinese Food. *is eating sweet and sour chicken right now* :D And I'm glad you like my siggy, cause, well, any phrase sounds cooler with "bitches" after it. "Eat your greenbeans, bitches!"...."I have worms, bitches!"..."Your house is on fire, bitches!" You get the idea.

And Stace, I actually choked on my drink (Ice cold corona, bitches! :D ) at the CD ROM---Ethan Rom. Damn that was great. *sighs in the after-glow of pure hillarity*

I'm gonna go try and find the Jonesey rap vid on Comedy Central. BRB

Ok. I totally got it. And I quote:

"Slam. Slammy Slammer. The man has dropped down the hammer. On me. Jonesey--Quite inexplicably. Incarcaration--humiliation. No transporation or mas. tur. ba. tion. Mike check 1 2. Shawshank. Shaw. Shank. These four walls cannot hold me, cannot contain me, cannot a-break-a my stride. For I am fed (?) full with knowledge that few would believe." And then he stops and holds out his arms as if to say "yeah and WHAT, bitches?" :D

The mutterings of an urban poet. :D

[MovieGuy]

I don't know how many times I've watched Jonesy's rap vid.

Can't wait 'til tomorrow's ep.

Also, did anyone else find the easter egg on the new DVD?

[Whit]

THANK YOU FOR THE RAP LYRICS :crackup: :bowdown:

[Lost Mirage]

Imagine the pauses after every other syllable. :D And the wild ghetto hand gestures.

[Whit]

Awww Jonesey and his beautiful eyes ;) lol he's so ghetto :D

[Stace]

"Slam. Slammy Slammer. The man has dropped down the hammer. On me. Jonesey--Quite inexplicably. Incarcaration--humiliation. No transporation or mas. tur. ba. tion. Mike check 1 2. Shawshank. Shaw. Shank. These four walls cannot hold me, cannot contain me, cannot a-break-a my stride. For I am fed (?) full with knowledge that few would believe." And then he stops and holds out his arms as if to say "yeah and WHAT, bitches?"
:bowdown: Mirage, you are awesome.

Holy crap, okay so I'm watching an ep, and there's this shot of Jonesy eating a banana. :thud: I nearly died. And I got a couple other caps of random people. Dangle rolling his eyes, Raineesha with her muslim head dress thing, Trudy making a crazy face, Dangle with his gun, etc.

[MovieGuy]

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=jonesy_rap <- Jonesy Rap

http://s25.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1Y0F4SAJP1R5E09S4B6AFQR6C5 <- YousendIt copy

[Lost Mirage]

Jonesey eating a banana.... :thud:


Excuse me for a second, I need a moment to myself...... :D

So I'm walking around the house saying stuff like "Shawshank. Shaw. Shank"...my BF is looking at me like I'm nuts. :D

Rock On, MovieGuy! That's so definately going on my PC somehow..... :D

[LAURA4LAD]

Can you feel the reno love in this thread--first off mirage you may not be my soulmate, but you do rock my world. I just keep reading the quote--to top it off MOVIEGUY comes in and gives me the clip....i would cry-but people are home and stuff...off to attempt the banner for MG, who even though he thinks i suck-still finds time to import clipage-and for that i am greatful-

oh..and stace I named my computer too- His name is DELL and he is from Thailand.

ETA: Stace-would you do me the extreme favor of screen capping the banana man, Jones, Garcia confrontation in Episode 14 of season 2-Movie guys says it takes place in this ep--but my current source doesn't have it. I'll pay you in back rubs-l

[MovieGuy]

You wouldn't believe how boring to day has been. I need to import clipage t ofill time.

If anyone wants the new episode, PM me and let me know what size you want it, I have 35MB, 50MB & 170MB

[Stace]

Stace-would you do me the extreme favor of screen capping the banana man, Jones, Garcia confrontation in Episode 14 of season 2
Anything for you! I'm doing it as we speak. ;)

EDIT: Did you mean the shake man? :confused: :eek: :o

[LAURA4LAD]

Anything for you! I'm doing it as we speak. ;)

aww--working out yours too LOL-HEY MG check out the link in my sig-l

[Lost Mirage]

Laura--consider your world officially rocked. *Feels like one of those corny "You Got Served" girls*:D It's like....we're clones of the same person, each in a parallel universe, except, well, we're in the same universe. :D So I guess it's not like that. :D Whatever! You still swing my boat sideways. (Take that as you will, hehe) *Mad Reno Love Bizniches!*



*Does The Funky Chicken Dance Of Love!*

Whee! Reno tomorrow! (resists the urge to PM Movie Guy) Will...hold back...the urge.... :D I was shameless with my spoilerage for Lost. I must. Resist. It's. So. Hard. *Captain Kirk All The Way!*


I sooo have to get the DVDs. I was actually at Wally-World today, but damn it all, I had to get supper and stuff. Like, who needs to eat when I can watch t.v.? :p

*Takes another few minutes out to enjoy Jonsey and his banana....* :banana: ;)

[Stace]

Laura- The caps are in my old post. :D :D :D

[MovieGuy]

Thought you'd never start a new challange! Awesome!

LMAO Just was watching the scene where Dangle and weigel clean out the book drive box LOOL (yes, lool)

[Lost Mirage]

Good shit, Stace! That last pic of Garcia and Jones beating the crap outta milkshake man is replacing Lost as my wallpaper....until season 2, that is! :D

Gosh, it feels wierd calling someone ELSE Stace!

[Stace]

Oh yeah... your name is Stacey! Or was it Stacy? :confused:
Eitherway, I'm glad you enjoy them!

[Lost Mirage]

Stacy. :D I feel like Fate is laughing at me posting on a topic with someone with the same name as me and someone else with the exact same birthdate as me!

And OMG I DARE you not to crack up with that pic as your wallpaper. So. Freakin. Funny. :D

[Stace]

That is a great scene. I was laughing the whole time I was watching it. LMAO and there's this part, where he jumps off a pier into the water, and they think he drowned, so they walk away, and then see him across the lake using the straw as a snorkle. Freaking hilarious. :crackup:

[LAURA4LAD]

mirage said biznatches lol. OK stace-two choices--let me know if you want any particular changes and i'll see if i can do it--a billion layers right now-l

eta: thanks for the caps--MG give me till tomorrow for the new banner-l

[Stace]

Yay! Thanks so much Laura! It's awesome! :hug2:
I've got such a decision now... Which one do I choose...

[Whit]

Is it crazy that I wanna squeeze Dangle til he pops? :cloud9:

[Stace]

Nah, I wouldn't say crazy. I have a major crush on Dangle. he's just so adorable. I just wanna hug 'im and squeeze 'im and kiss 'im! lol. He's just such a cutie. Especially when he wears those glasses. :lotsalove

Changed my av and banner. What do you think?

[Whit]

*dreams of Dangle* :D I love the new avi and banner :thud: Very nice!

[LAURA4LAD]

I'd pick Terry over Dangle because he sells three dollar oranges.
One more with different lettering style-because i'm anal.

[Stace]

Ah well I must thank Laura- for making them. You're awesome!
I couldn't choose between the 'Eye-rape' one, and the pizza one. Hmm I might get in decisive and change it...

[Whit]

I want Dangle to eye rape me! lol ok maybe not but I love that scene :D

[LAURA4LAD]

Ah well I must thank Laura- for making them. You're awesome!
I couldn't choose between the 'Eye-rape' one, and the pizza one. Hmm I might get in decisive and change it...
go nuts LOL. I'll make more icons soon with tons of dangle, because i love his goofy face and short shorts-l

[LAURA4LAD]

I want Dangle to eye rape me! lol ok maybe not but I love that scene :D

stop encouraging me.

[Whit]

LOL :bowdown: Brilliant Laura!

[MovieGuy]

Get ready for some footage of an actual eye raping to be up in a few minutes

[MovieGuy]

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=eye_rape <- Viewer Discretion is advised.

[Stace]

*Squeee* Laura! That is the best! I think I gotta use it. Way too adorable! :lotsalove

[dreamcatcher]

Thank God someone was able to transcribe Jonesy's full rap. :D

The Dangle eye rape avatar is hysterical. :crackup:

[LAURA4LAD]

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=eye_rape <- Viewer Discretion is advised.

what a great way to start my morning...with a bit of eye rapage. TY for the clips you put up MG-you rock. Stace it looks slammin'-l

NEW RENO TONIGHT
10pm&12am

ETA__NEW video on the RENO911 Website--Including fab profiles on Dangle and Jones click me (http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/reno_911/videos/most_recent/index.jhtml?playVideo=15762)

MG Your new banner--hope you like it. Thank Stace for the screen caps.

[Stace]

:clap: Laura- that banner is awesome. Your welcome. Anytime. ;)

:banana: It's on tonight! I'm so excited! Yay!

[LAURA4LAD]

Stace i am so psyched for tonight. I kind of sort of watched a preview clip of it on comedy central, and LMAO-and that was only 30 seconds of it. Making more icons to celebrate-will be up when finished.

(FYI banners--i get tired of mine after about a day-all banners up for grabs after someone is done using them will be up in POST #1 for future converts to grab--and there will be converts-how can they miss our advertisements?) ;)

[MovieGuy]

Whoo! New tonight!

Laura, thanks for the banner, it's amazing.

[Stace]

and there will be converts-how can they miss our advertisements?)
Exactly. I think there are 3 of us with Reno banners/avis.

Speaking of banners, Laura, you know how they have those 'support your police' things, you know- the skit in your banner? Well I was watching one last night, where it was Jones and Junior eating a turkey leg, and obviously they're reading off a cue card, and then Jones stops talking and squints-- cause he can't see! lol. it was funny at the time. :confused:

LMAO and holy crap- okay so I'm watching the finale I have on Dvd, and Wayne Brady- is the best. Seriosuly. He was doing like... an african tribe accent or something- it was awesome.

[MovieGuy]

That's a lovely shade of bitch."
I LOVE Wayne Brady's scene in that. He's always great.

[LAURA4LAD]

MG-so glad you liked the banner--I can tell your for real by the new insult in your signature. I'm sorry..that means love-I didn't need to hear the L word.

Stace those public service announcements are so funny. I need to get season 2 on dvd so i can watch exactly what your refering to every post. I'll never leave the house again lol. BTW the part with Wayne brady at the end is the best--I remember the voice free (something) lol-i bet movieguy will have a clip up soon if we whine enough. ;0)-l

[Stace]

You need season 2- I need season 1. And then we can have Reno viewing parties where we all sit in a circle and eat bananas. Sounds fun. :)

Wayne Brady is pretty awsome. In my heart though, he could never replace Jonesy. :lotsalove

[MovieGuy]

I need season 1 too.

If you really want I can get all the clips of Wayne Brady.

**runs off to get DVD**

[Stace]

*smiles sweetly* I do love Wayne Brady. *nudges MovieGuy*

Oh, and that banner is looking pretty dang awesome. :D

[MovieGuy]

Do you guys also want the end credits with Wayne Brady talking about the BPRTAAPD?

[Stace]

I don't need it- but It's Laura's choice. :)

[LAURA4LAD]

Do you guys also want the end credits with Wayne Brady talking about the BPRTAAPD?

My mom always said need and want are two different things..and after careful consideration of the facts..yes i both NEED and WANT this clip.
(btw why my choice? Just because he thinks i suck, doesn't mean he doesn't think you suck just as hard lol)

[MovieGuy]

Okay, here's ALL Clips of Wayne in Reno

http://s43.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=1UKR6TAG5SMYB0J6W6UN6TCUA8

Was going to use putfile but it's acting up again.

[Stace]

(btw why my choice? Just because he thinks i suck, doesn't mean he doesn't think you suck just as hard lol)
^LMAO okay that's true...

Okay, here's ALL Clips of Wayne in Reno
Thanks a ton. You're the best. :D :D :D

[LAURA4LAD]

:flowers2: <--for MG...listening to wayne on repeat in the background LOL! I tried to quote him--but his funniest quotes are impossible to spell LOL. Thanks again.

[MovieGuy]

Ever need any clips from season two or three (I'll include sesaon one if buy it.) let me know.

I'll have the new ep tonight, so PM me if you want it.

[Stace]

Wow. How awesome is this?
Laura- official Reno graphics maker
Stacie- official Reno screen cap maker
MovieGuy- official Reno clip maker.

MovieGuy- Expect my PM tonight! :banana:

I'm the Wesley Snypes of law enforcement. - Wayne Brady

[LAURA4LAD]

We're like a cult...a funny cult, but a cult all the same.
You forgot Mirage:Official Stenographer
Whit: Cult member most likely to go Weigle on our asses
Kim: Official cop talk translator (her dad is a cop)
Sway: Was here this weekend
The filthy scene: part time quotations expert

More icon love-

TEASERS: (more new in post#1)

[Lost Mirage]

Wow. Have I told you guys lately how much I love y'all? LOL, the Cult of Reno. :D Our slogan can be Reno: Obsess Much? :D Or Eye Rape: It's not just for breakfast anymore. :D Oooh....I really like the new avvies...*is hopping back and forth in anticipatory decision* Which one do I want......

ROFL at Laura's banner--keepin it real--real safe. I LOVE those commercials.

WHEE! I can't wait until tonight. Tuesday night is Reno Night, yo. :D


MG, you rock so much, I can't even describe it. Thank you for the Waynealicious files. :D


New Reno Tonite!!!! "Can I siing a queessstiooon theeeen?" hehehe

[Stace]

Stacy: LMFAO! 'Can I siing a queessstiooon theeeen?' :crackup:

Waynealicious- I think you just made your own word!

Laura: :banana: Jones in that blue afro and underwear= :thud: :thud: :thud: Cult? Wow, I feel so special. We need a cult name...

[LAURA4LAD]

ok a POLL then for the new NAME...

NOMINATIONS?

I nominate "RenoBiznitches"

[MovieGuy]

Whoo! Officilal clip maker!

I should also uncensored season two clips.

[Stace]

I nominate: Keepin' it real

[LAURA4LAD]

I nominate: Keepin' it real
LMAO!!! :crackup:

(can i sing a nomination?)

[Lost Mirage]

The Cult Of Reno: Keepin' It Real...Real Safe!


Oh shit that is fabulous. :D


^ Laura, you kill me. Sing away, and don't forget the banjo!

[LAURA4LAD]

The Cult Of Reno: Keepin' It Real...Real Safe!


Oh shit that is fabulous. :D


^ Laura, you kill me. Sing away, and don't forget the banjo!

we need it short enough to fit into my ever pimpleicious signature. Mirage i just read your location and coughed up my water-you owe me a keyboard.

[Stace]

You guys are just way too awesome. Three of us have Reno avatars, banners, and quotes. We are totally bitchin'!



Would this fit?
BPRTAAPD: Keepin' it real

[Lost Mirage]

You see what no Lost does to us? :D


LOL Laura people who don't watch Reno are going to look at our sigs, quotes, and banners, and be like, now WTF!?! :rotflol:

[Whit]

Whit: Cult member most likely to go Weigle on our asses

LOL! Hell yes! That is so me! I can't wait for tonight! :banana:

These cult names are great!

[Stace]

In the 'Rate the Avatar' someone said to me 'I'm so sorry' LMAO!!!

[Lost Mirage]

Oh shit I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything or YOU'D owe me a new keyboard, Stace!!! :D

One of the things WB yells out to them is something along the lines of "Cinque, set my people free!", from Roots I believe. I also think he calls Jonsesy Mandingo. :D

[Whit]

:crackup: ROTFL!!!!

[Stace]

LMAO Yup! Mandigo and Cinque. :crackup:

[LAURA4LAD]

STACE YOUR KILLING ME!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo. Ok i will make room for it...ok new official name per stace and her ability to catch that damn anagram. OMG.

BPRTAAPD: Keepin' it real

Stace I'm taking the comment as a compliment LOL.

Mirage I was just thinking...what will we obsess over when the season ends? Lost isn't new until the end of September. We'll find something.

OH and you all need to know what BPRTAAPD stands for when asked. GOODLUCK with that.

[Lost Mirage]

I was thinking about Reno yesterday. My neighbor/landlady was telling me how she's having a BBQ. We live in an inlaw house, so we share property. Anyways she works at the local PD, and all the cops are gonna be there, chillin'. All I could think of is how cool it would be if they acted like the Reno cops. :D

Oh snap, Laura. You're right tho, I don't think we'll have any problems finding something to spend WAYYY too much time thinking about. :D


*runs off to play the Waynealicious clip again to try and figure out what that means*

[Stace]

LMAO okay here I go... I'm adding it to my sig to show the Reno love! :grouphug:

[LAURA4LAD]

Linked this post in my signature--helps with stalking and cult #s...TG i use my powers for good instead of evil.

http://easy.go.is/hubs/octo/okto_king_groovy.gif<--for all of u.

Mirage i say you bring the big reflection sunglasses for everyone just incase.

LMAO listening to the clip again...i guess if someone asks us what it means we'll have to answer with the clip because it isn't even close to what he says LOL.

[Lost Mirage]

Damnit, BPRTAAPD wasn't what WB said!! *Is totally stumped now*

BitchesPullingRejectsToAAristocraticPoliceDepartme nt? :D

[Lost Mirage]

Linked this post in my signature--helps with stalking and cult #s...TG i use my powers for good instead of evil.

http://easy.go.is/hubs/octo/okto_king_groovy.gif<--for all of u.

Mirage i say you bring the big reflection sunglasses for everyone just incase.

Yeah, that, the stuffed cats(for the Weigels), the weed(for the Clemmys), and the banjos and shortshorts (you know who! :D ) And it'll be a kickass time!

[Stace]

What's with Weigel and her stuffed cat? It's creepy...

Guys-- I need your help, which quote should I add to my sig??? There's so many good ones...

[LAURA4LAD]

Guys-- I need your help, which quote should I add to my sig??? There's so many good ones...

You need to be more specific LOL--which character?

[Stace]

Um... I don't know... Weigel, Jones, or Dangle?

[LAURA4LAD]

Um... I don't know... Weigel, Jones, or Dangle?

Deputy S. Jones: First O.J., then Kobe, now Jonesy! I didn't do anything!

Deputy S. Jones: Sir, I will not hesistate to beat your ass with your own shoe!

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: My mom started collecting Beanie Babies about four years after she died.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: Everybody loves a cripple.

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I don't go to your job and tell you, "You're goin' to hell."

Deputy Trudy Wiegel: I'm going to beat the living crap out of you.

Lt. Jim Dangle: Party's over! Gay cop says party's over!

Lt. Jim Dangle: Terry, when was the last time you used the fax machine? And, supplemental question, did you fax a picture of your wiener to the state's attorney's office? <--LMAO

(I had more, but then i accidently pressed a buttom and it all went to shit. enjoy what u have LOL)

[Stace]

LMAO um... I'm such a sucker when it comes to Dangle. I think I'll add either

Lt. Jim Dangle: Party's over! Gay cop says party's over!

Lt. Jim Dangle: Terry, when was the last time you used the fax machine? And, supplemental question, did you fax a picture of your wiener to the state's attorney's office?

Depends if it fits. :eek:

[LAURA4LAD]

Lt. Jim Dangle: Terry, when was the last time you used the fax machine? And, supplemental question, did you fax a picture of your wiener to the state's attorney's office?

Depends if it fits. :eek:

I this close to linking my entire signature offsite--it would most likely be three pages.

[Lost Mirage]

Lt. Jim Dangle: Party's over! Gay cop says party's over!

Hehehe and wasn't Clemmy "Slut Cop"? :D

[MovieGuy]

Yeah, she was.

Also, just boguht season 1 so any clips you want I get them to you,