Knights of EckyEckyEckyEcky p'kang! Zroop..

[Vilya-Gaviel]

I just watched Monty Python and the Quest for thee Holy Grail. I love the knights of ecky-ecky-ecky-ecky p'Kang! Zroop-foybin! Zowzim...(Formerly known as knights of NI!

Dude, it is so funny! Has anyone seen that movie? It is a parody of King Arthur...

It is very funny.

[Sway]

OMG :thud: THE BEST MOVIE EVER!

[icyfirebubbles]

I loooooove that movie! LMAO.... :crackup:

[nsmith12916]

I saw about 30 minutes of it last year in World Civilization Class...seriously, i did. That was all i saw of it... I don't remember what happened really either! i want to see it entirely at some point.

[Vilya-Gaviel]

Yes, nsmith12916, you should rent it or something.

[Razor]

Yes, but did anyone else see it in a movie theatre ... when it was first released?:confused::D

[the filthy scene]

nope, unfortunately. too young. i love this movie though, i was in hysterics the entire film.

"i feel happyyyy"
"....and then, the oral sex!!"
"now go away or i will taunt you a second time!"
" Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!"

i could go on quoting this all friggin day

[icyfirebubbles]

- "You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me."
- "And me! And me too! And me!"
- "Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking."

:rotflol:

This is my favorite... had to look it up for the exact, but:

King Arthur: NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No, NI.
Sir Bedevere: NOU.
King Arthur: No No, NI... NI.
Sir Bedevere: No,No,No,No... NI.

[*Pauly*]

Life of Brian is pretty good too!

My fave scene from holy grail:

Guy is pushing cart with dead people on it. Old guy perks up.

"I'm not deaaaaddd"

*clonks him on the head*

"You are now!"

[Eternally]

Love this movie!! The best is how instead of galloping on horses they prance around and a guy bangs coconuts together in the background :rotflol:

[Sway]

"Are you suggesting that Coconuts migrate?"
"Well, if two swallows were to grip it by the husk"
"African or European swallows?"

"Book of Armourments; chapter 2; verses 9-21: Concerning the Holy Handgrenade: "And he raised it up all high saying, 'Oh lord, bless this thy handgrenade, that with it thou may blow thy enemy into tiny bits, in thy mercy'. And the Lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and slothes, and carp, and anchovies, and orangotangs, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats.."

[ghostgirl05]

I love this movie!!! I first watched a couple of years ago and I was laughing my butt off. The ending was just strange, lol. Monty Python is strange, but that's why I love them!!

"...and the Holy Grail is at the castle of Uggggg."
"What?! Is that what it says?"
"Yea, the castle of Uggggg."

I know that's not what it exactly says, but oh well, lol.

"Run away, run away!!"

[kitkat]

I love this movie!!! It's so hilarious. I love the bunny. Me and one of omy friends used to just sit in the back of the science room and trade qoutes.
"We want a shrubery!!!"
"I fart in your general direction."

[LOST_arbiter]

That has to be one of the greatest movies I've ever seen! I love the stupid stuff they throw in there, like that old lady beating that cat on the wall all the time. Oh, and when the knights sing about Camelot, that prisoner is on the screen for like a second, clapping his hands! I laugh though the whole movie.

-No, on second thought, let us not go to Camelot. It is a silly place.

-And then, you must cut down the largest tree in the forest wiiiiiith... a herring!!!

-And what else floats on water?
Ummm... very small rocks?

-There are those who call me... Tim.

-Tis' just a flesh wound. / I've had worse.

-Arther: Old woman!
Dennis: Man!
Arther: Oh, sorry. Who liv-
Dennis: I'm 37.
Arther: What?
Dennis: I'm not old. And I have a name. It's Dennis.
Arther: Oh, well I didn't know you were called Dennis.
Dennis: Well you didn't bother to find out did you?
Woman: Oh Dennis, there's some lovely filth down here!
/
Dennis: Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!

Wow, I could just go on and on, sorry about that! It's amazing what they can do with such a low budget!! :D

[celes]

I heart this movie so much!!!!! I love British humor.

BRIDGEKEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
ARTHUR: It is Arthur, King of the Britains.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is your quest?
ARTHUR: To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER: What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER: Huh? I-- I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh! [ explodes and dies ]

Just that entire scene in itself is great...

[Cheshire_Cat]

OMG the Black Knight! Who could forget that?

I'm Invincible!

It's too long to post the entire thing but who can resist...

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
Black Knight: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
Black Knight: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
Black Knight: Come on you pansy!

[Satyagraha]

I absolutely love this movie. I've seen it so many times. In fact, I just watched it again in my Ap European History class.

"Some call me...Tim"

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called "Arthur King," you and all your silly English K-nig-hts."

"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"Old woman."
"Man"
"Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there?"
"I'm thirty-seven."
"What?"
"I'm 37. I'm not old."
"Well I can't just call you "man"."
"Well you could say "Dennis"."
"I didn't know you were called Dennis."

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."

A sily place indeed. :)

[Sway]

"Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It is a silly place."
LMAO! Oh yea! "Aquatic ceremonies" lol! I love it.

[Vilya-Gaviel]

I love those scenes you guys mentioned, and I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw it.

[Shannon]

I absolutely loved this movie!

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
MAYNARD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
BOOM!

KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

My favourite scenes ^^ :)

[icyfirebubbles]

LMAO! I quote that scene all the time... the "What is your favorite color?" "Blue, no yel- AHHHH"

Pahahaha.... Love that scene.

[Sway]

I absolutely loved this movie!

BROTHER: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out
the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less.
Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the
counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either
count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is
right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be
reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards
thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.'"
MAYNARD: Amen.
ALL: Amen.
ARTHUR: Right! One... two... five!
MAYNARD: Three, sir!
ARTHUR: Three!
BOOM!

KEEPER: Stop! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
LAUNCELOT: My name is Sir Launcelot of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
LAUNCELOT: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
LAUNCELOT: Blue.
KEEPER: Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN: That's easy!
KEEPER: Stop! Who approaches the Bridge of Death must answer me
these questions three, 'ere the other side he see.
ROBIN: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I'm not afraid.
KEEPER: What is your name?
ROBIN: Sir Robin of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
ROBIN: To seek the Holy Grail.
KEEPER: What is the capital of Assyria?
ROBIN: I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
KEEPER: Stop! What is your name?
GALAHAD: Sir Galahad of Camelot.
KEEPER: What is your quest?
GALAHAD: I seek the Grail.
KEEPER: What is your favorite color?
GALAHAD: Blue. No yel-- Auuuuuuuugh!

My favourite scenes ^^ :)
That's the BEST:

"Then we must answer the 5 questions"
"Three, sir!"
"Yes, three questions and we may pass. BUT, it is only after these 5 questions--"
"Three, sir!"
"THREE, that we may pass!"

LOL, always confusing 5 with 3, its great :D

[Vilya-Gaviel]

Hurray! I just bought this movie on Ebay for like $20.00 or something! Coolies!