A Story for the Dom worshippers and BHEBers out there! [Archive]

Eternally

04-29-2005, 09:53 PM

Haha I kinda stole this idea from my fellow Jaters!! Here is my Dom story:

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Hey Claire i got you some tea!!

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Thanks….Ummm…I don’t know if you mind me asking but…whats the deal with this ‘Bloody Huge Ent Branch’ of yours…i heard its huge!!! Like, do you mind if I see it maybe???

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*Awkward Silence*

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Who told you about this? No one has seen my man parts here….

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Oh um….Jack told me about it….Sorry if this is making you uncomfortable….

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Oh yeah I uh...forgot about that…er…can you excuse me for a moment??

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Jack, why did you tell Claire about my BHEB?? You know you’re not supposed to tell anyone about what you saw that one time!!!

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Geez Charlie calm down…I did it for your own good…no woman can resist the power of that BHEB of yours. I mean…its HUGE! Much bigger than my ELCB!!

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Dude whatever guys…I’m off to apologize to Claire for what you have done to her!

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Is it really bigger than yours Jack?!?!??

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You know what….if you won’t show me your BHEB then we are through Mr!!

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Wait....Claire…fine….i’ll show you.

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Wait a sec…let me get situated here…

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*looks*

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OMFG!! ITS HUGE!!

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Oh isn’t this wonderful?? ….i show you the highly coveted BHEB….. and all I get are bloody jokes!!!

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No Charlie I didn’t mean it like that….i think its really…..er…..nice….and umm….beautiful…

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Oh…..Heck yes it is!!

*THE END*
FEEDBACK IS ALWAYS WELCOME! :)

slackerwink

04-29-2005, 09:55 PM

awww, that was cute and funny!

Eternally

04-29-2005, 09:56 PM

Thank you!! :)

pftsobfreak

04-29-2005, 10:18 PM

That was the most freaking hilarious thing I have EVER seen!!! The BHEB beats the ELCB any day! :lotsalove:

dreamcatcher

04-29-2005, 10:20 PM

Jamie... LMAO!!! :crackup: Loved Jack and Kate's facial expressions... and Claire's surprised look when she finally got to see it. Omg... MORE!!!

pftsobfreak

04-29-2005, 10:22 PM

I keep reading it over and over. :crackup:

Sequel! Sequel! Sequel! Sequel! Sequel! Sequel!

Eternally

04-29-2005, 10:50 PM

Haha I am so glad that everyone liked it!!!! Hehe especially Kimmy and Jane!!! I will for certain be doing a sequel when I have time of course!! Thanks you guys for the nice feedback!!

pftsobfreak

04-30-2005, 01:47 AM

YAY! *wootwoot*

Princess

04-30-2005, 04:25 AM

:D

That was awesome how you so perfectly got the pictures to match what they were saying. You must've spent quite some time on that!

Eternally

04-30-2005, 01:40 PM

Actually it didn’t take me quite that long…finding the right pictures wasn’t as hard as it looks…I am glad that everyone liked it. I shall be working on the next installment soon!

Eternally

04-30-2005, 04:25 PM

Time for the next installment!!!!

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Oh my god!! Jack what happened?!

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She passed out Charlie...What did you do to her??

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She asked me if she could see the.......you know......the ent again.....

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Thats not true Charlie!!! Its not funny to sneak behind somebody and just whip that thing out like that!! Its dangerous!

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Im sorry Claire...i promise it won't happen again i swear.

****

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So i heard about this BHEB of yours Charlie...is it really that big?? i mean...ahem..can i take a peek??

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Umm....yeah...sure Jin...why not??
*drops trou*

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*faints*
JIN!! OMIGOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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Hello!? Anybody in there??

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What has my BHEB done?!

****

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Charlie i cannot believe this happened again! I mean you can't keep doing this..

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Hey it wasn't my fault alright?! Geez, he asked for it anyway....i mean what is so wrong about this?? *drops pants*

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*looks*

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Oh for God's sake Charlie put that away before you hurt somebody...

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I don't need this...i'm off to find Claire and see if she is alright...

****

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Claire what's wrong??

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i....um.....

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i need to see it again Charlie....i know i got scared last time...but seriously, I NEED TO SEE IT!

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ok..fine...how is this for you?? *drops trou yet again*

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*blush*

****

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Was it really THAT big sweetie??

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oh yes...and it was the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen...

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i knew it...i knew something was going on with you and that hobbit! *sigh* i am leaving you for Michael...at least he knows how to treat a woman right...

****

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Where is Charlie?! I need to see the BHEB!!!

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NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!! THE BHEB IS MINE!

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Please....Charlie..have mercy on me!!!

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Fine....i'll show you. *you know what happens here*

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OMIGOD! THAT THING IS HUGE!

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Please...let me take a closer look...

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BANG BANG BANG!!!!

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Silly Ethan..the BHEB is for looking not touching.....

THE END!

icyfirebubbles

04-30-2005, 04:34 PM

LMFAO!!!! :rotflol: Wow, Jamie... that's friggin hilarious! Dude!!!!! hahahahaa....

More! :)

Eternally

04-30-2005, 04:35 PM

Thanks!!!!!!! Hehe i have to come up with some more ideas though!!

pftsobfreak

04-30-2005, 06:12 PM

OMG!!!!! That was even funnier thanthe first! I am ROTFLMFAO right now! *deep breath* You even fit Mun into it! I love the possibilities of some Jarlie stuff going on. ANOTHER ONE! Pwease! *puppy eyes*

Eternally

04-30-2005, 06:14 PM

Haha oh man Jane...glad you liked it....again I will try my best to think up another one...and yes, i do like the Jarlie possibilities.. ;)

PipsTweakinWorld

04-30-2005, 06:34 PM

OMG!!!!!! that is so funny!!! rotfl!!! lmfao!!! omg great job lol... aww charlie :p

Eternally

04-30-2005, 06:34 PM

Haha thank you! Glad you liked it!!! :)

Princess

04-30-2005, 06:47 PM

Your stories are so funny. :crackup: We need to keep this going :D

Eternally

04-30-2005, 06:50 PM

Thanks..and yes, this definately needs to keep going... :)

EmotionalOne

04-30-2005, 06:54 PM

Omgosh this was the funniest thing I have ever seen!
And you don't know how much I needed to laugh!
Wonderful work ~ just wonderful! :)

Eternally

04-30-2005, 06:57 PM

Aww...i am glad i can make you laugh!! Thanks so much!! I am glad you liked it!! :)

Princess

04-30-2005, 07:00 PM

You should just keep it going! I know I'll keep reading! :D

Nebula

04-30-2005, 07:02 PM

OMG! That's the funniest thing ever!! XDDDDDD :crackup:

I loved the bit with Ethan! OMG, that was sooooo funny! XDDDDD

Great job! XDDD

Eternally

04-30-2005, 07:02 PM

I have already started getting a few pictures.....there will be some Jarlie action next installment :) If anyone has any suggestions feel free to put in your input!! I am waiting for inspiration to strike!

edit: Tankies Nebula!! :)

Foxys_Ducati

04-30-2005, 07:25 PM

That was cute!! Charlie and Claire!! woot!! woot!!

Eternally

04-30-2005, 07:26 PM

Thanks my dear!!! :)

Stace

04-30-2005, 08:11 PM

lol! That was great Jamie!

Eternally

04-30-2005, 08:11 PM

Hehe thank you!! *takes a bow*

realityshowhater

04-30-2005, 08:12 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is the funniest thing that has ever existed that has been true!Lucky Claire, Three Times!?!?! *takes a moment to wish I was Claire* OMG, eternally, this is perfect! *waits for more*

Eternally

04-30-2005, 08:12 PM

Haha reality thanks!! Don't we all wish we were Claire?? i should have the next installment tomorrow... :)

pftsobfreak

04-30-2005, 08:41 PM

Jamie, your inbox is full! I tried to PM you about the Mod thing.

Eternally

04-30-2005, 09:53 PM

Yeah i think its fixed now right?

dreamcatcher

04-30-2005, 09:57 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_homecoming207.jpg
*faints*
JIN!! OMIGOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!

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Hello!? Anybody in there??

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What has my BHEB done?!
I almost died with Jin on the ground from seeing the BHEB! OMG Jamie!!! :crackup: And thank you for that little bit of Mun you so cleverly added in. ;)

Eternally

04-30-2005, 10:01 PM

Haha no prob Kim...its my pleasure of course...i live to make you laugh! :) And the Mun thing i just had to put in there..

Whit

04-30-2005, 10:03 PM

LMFAO!!! :crackup: Those were great! I can't wait for more!

Eternally

04-30-2005, 10:05 PM

Thanks!!!!!! :)

Dom3654

04-30-2005, 11:33 PM

That was hilarious.

Eternally

05-01-2005, 12:50 AM

Glad you liked it :)

Eternally

05-01-2005, 01:13 PM

Volume III

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C'mon Charlie!!! Show us this 'Big' BHEB of yours.....

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Yeah Charlie....show everyone that your BHEB is this big.....

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Geez, fine!!! If everyone wants to see it then HERE!!! *pants drop*

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....

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Oh no...here we go again...

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.....

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Oh.....my....

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DUDE....that thing is HUGE....

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.....

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Its.......beautiful.......

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Thats it man.......you corrupt my son...and my girl.....thats it....

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VINCENT ATTACK THE BHEB!!!!!!!!

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Wait....what are you doing you stupid dog....get away from there...*chomp* OOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!

*******

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i hope Charlie's okay....But the BHEB.....i have to get a closer look at that thing....

*******

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Charlie...i need to see the BHEB now.....see if its alright you know...

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*looks around*
Ok Jack...i don't think anyone else is here.....

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Im off to see the BHEB lalalalalalalalala....

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Wait....is that Charlie?? Oh yes...sweet. *hides*

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ok Jack...here it goes...*drops trou*

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WHOA.....

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*faints*
Omigod!! Its grown since the last time i saw it!!

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Oh not again......Jack are you ok????

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i'm fine....i'm........Kate?!

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OH.............MY............GOD.................. .

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Wait Kate.......its not what it looks like........

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Oh great.......BAD, BHEB!!! BAD!!!

dreamcatcher

05-01-2005, 01:25 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_in-translation555.jpg
C'mon Charlie!!! Show us this 'Big' BHEB of yours.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_in-translation572.jpg
Yeah Charlie....show everyone that your BHEB is this big.....
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_in-translation485.jpg
....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_in-translation513.jpg
.....

OMG Jamie! I love it! :crackup: :rotflol: The faces were perfect!!!

Eternally

05-01-2005, 01:26 PM

Thanks so much Kim!!!!!! :)

Taru

05-01-2005, 01:35 PM

OMG!!!:crackup:.eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe your caps are brilliant!!!

Eternally

05-01-2005, 01:36 PM

Thank you so much! Glad you liked it! ;)

realityshowhater

05-01-2005, 04:25 PM

You done it again, eternally! Keep em coming! *waits petiently for the next installment*

Princess

05-01-2005, 04:47 PM

:crackup: :thud: *faints from laughter*
OMG these stories are so gott damn funny.. *lmao*
I just read them and hope that they'll just keep coming!
:crackup:

Some improvised Dom worshipping :bowdown: "Dom.. doomoo...??.." *lol* I made a new word, Aaw I crack myself up at times *shakes head at own stupidity :rolleyes: *

Dom3654

05-01-2005, 04:48 PM

That was great eternally. :crackup:

Princess

05-01-2005, 04:56 PM

Don't you just want more and mooore and moooooore?

I know I do! ;)

Nikiwi

05-01-2005, 06:11 PM

OMG OMG OMG OMG! Jamie, that is perfect! I'm so glad - and a bit disturbed - that Charlie got one of these threads! You're perfect! The faces are priceless! *dies from laughter* :crackup: :crackup:

Eternally

05-01-2005, 10:23 PM

Thanks to everyone for all of your nice comments ;) I will for sure be doing episode IV…And if anyone has any brilliant suggestions you can tell me about them, Don’t be shy!! I am kinda stuck on what to do next….i mean, Claire can only see the BHEB so many times before it starts to get old ya know??

dreamcatcher

05-01-2005, 10:24 PM

I don't think that seeing the BHEB can ever get old, Jamie. :rotflol:

Eternally

05-01-2005, 10:28 PM

Yeah i didn't think so either...Kim, do you have any suggestions??

dreamcatcher

05-01-2005, 10:46 PM

*scratches head* None at the moment. But I'll pm you if I think of something.

Eternally

05-01-2005, 10:58 PM

Sweet thank you my dear!! :)

Princess

05-02-2005, 07:36 AM

Don't worry Sunshine, we've got the best thinkers on it ;)

Eternally

05-02-2005, 12:30 PM

Aww....what a cute picture!! :) Hehe...

pftsobfreak

05-02-2005, 05:02 PM

:crackup: Holy freaking crap, Jamie! The facial expresssions were just absolutely perfect! OMG!

:thud: <~~~*dies from laughter*

Make another one. I am loving the BHEB! :worship:

littlelostsoul

05-02-2005, 06:18 PM

hahhahahah this is soooo hilarious jamie!!!

Eternally

05-02-2005, 10:03 PM

Aww...thanks so much guys! Glad everyone likies!! Hehe i have so much homework so you guys are gonna have to wait til tomorrow until the next installment!! :(

Take care!! *muah* Me loves my BHEBers long time!

ratherbelostwithcharlie

05-03-2005, 01:12 AM

:crackup:

I just read all 3 installments and those were fantastic! I haven't laughed that hard in a while! I'm hoping there's a 4th installment.

:tiphat: <<<off to you!

Marina

Eternally

05-03-2005, 01:26 AM

Thank you my dear!! Glad you liked it!!! Yes, there will be a next installment soon!! ;)

Princess

05-03-2005, 06:41 AM

Yeay! *claps hands and does a weird little dance* I cannot wait!

Cammy

05-03-2005, 09:25 PM

I LOVED these! The expressions on some pictures are just so fitting! Congrats!

Can't wait for the next installment!

Eternally

05-03-2005, 09:36 PM

Thanks guys!!! *muah* i am just waiting to hear back from reality...she had a great suggestion and i can't remember what it was...but it was hella funny!!!

Princess

05-04-2005, 02:10 PM

Ok.. we'll just have to wait then..

*pouts and has a temper tantrum on the floor*
*Onlookers stop to stare*
"Whaaat?! What are you looking at!! :rant: "

:worry: There is more coming right? :worry:

:lotsalove: Can't live without the BHEB stories!

pftsobfreak

05-04-2005, 04:48 PM

LOL. Jarlie is my favorite slash.

Eternally

05-04-2005, 09:28 PM

Yeah!! Installment IV for all the BHEB fans and fans of the story!! Thanks MUCHAS GRACIAS to reality (realityshowhater LOL had to post the full name, she made a few ABSOLUTELY WONDERFUL suggestions! :) Thanks for the help!) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/musik29.gif

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Where's Charlie??? Hey you!!! Drop those pants!!!

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Gosh Sawyer come on!! Stop acting so immature!!!

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No, actually Kate, i don't mind showing everyone. I like being so open and free...

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Come on Charlie!!! LET ME SEE IT!!

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NO!! LET GO OF ME!!! ONE DAY I'LL GET YOU FOR MY OWN CHARLIE!!! AND YOUR BHEB TOO!!!!

***

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-318.jpg
Charlie......i need to see the BHEB......right now......or you get it......then you must become my sex slave....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-312.jpg
Hey hey hey Lets not get violent here!!! geez, i've had enough flashing of the BHEB ok! I only show that to Jac-i mean Claire!! Claire thats what i meant!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-376.jpg
If Charlie doen't want to show his BHEB then thats okay, we've already seen it all anyways....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-356.jpg
Charlie SHOW ME SHOW ME!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-382.jpg
No more playing games Charlie...i need the BHEB...and you're gonna give it to me RIGHT NOW!! GET EM BOONE!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-385.jpg
*Boone runs from behind and panses Charlie* WTF???

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Oh.....sweet mother of God....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-331.jpg
oh yes.......thats hot baby...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-358.jpg
what Shannon?? You no likey??

****
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-218.jpg
Shannon?? Shannon are you alright???

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-225.jpg
Geez Boone I've just been through a major trauma here....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-226.jpg
You call seeing the BHEB a trauma?? i actually found it quite enjoyable....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-224.jpg
its just..*sniffle* i've never seen anything so BIG....so powerful....it could have crushed me in an instant....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-232.jpg
*offended*

*****

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-215.jpg
oh God...my BHEB....its killing me.....i can't help it if it keeps dragging on the floor like that!! *Groan*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_pilot2caps-216.jpg
i need a doctor!! Jack!!! where is Jack??

*****

Myhttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_white-rabbit084.jpg BHEB senses are tingling....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_white-rabbit086.jpg
Wait-what??? Jack, are you even listening to me??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_white-rabbit094.jpg
OMFG!! I'LL SAVE YOU CHARLIE!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_normal-1x01-037.jpg
*runs*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_white-rabbit012.jpg
Jack! You've come for me!!!

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JACK!!! HOLD ME!!!

**** Later on that night ;)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_walkabout033.jpg
Ok Charlie...everything is fine now..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_walkabout045.jpg
Now i need you to take your shirt off.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_walkabout043.jpg
Huh??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/closeddoor.gif http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/slave.gif

edit: WTF!!?? IT SCREWED UP!!! GRRR.....sorry guys!!

dreamcatcher

05-04-2005, 09:36 PM

http://img19.echo.cx/img19/7479/normalwhiterabbit0840kh.th.jpg (http://img19.echo.cx/my.php?image=normalwhiterabbit0840kh.jpg)
My BHEB senses are tingling....
LMAO!!! Loved the Jack/Charlie. Jarlie's my fav. slash pairing. :D

Eternally

05-04-2005, 09:37 PM

hehe me too!! Dammit!! Stupid imageshack!!! God!!! I have to edit this like no other now!!!

icyfirebubbles

05-04-2005, 09:48 PM

Haha.... it's ok Jamie.. It's funny as heck anyway.. :rotflol:

Awesome job, dude. :cool:

Eternally

05-04-2005, 09:51 PM

YAY!!! IVE FIXED IT!!!!! :clap:

Lost One

05-04-2005, 09:55 PM

Well dang it...I can't see the first half of the epic...

Eternally

05-04-2005, 09:56 PM

Are you cereal??? i can see it...can anybody else not see it??? :(

Lost One

05-04-2005, 09:58 PM

Are you cereal??? i can see it...can anybody else not see it??? :(

Yeah...I can see the last half (which is effin hilarious btw) but the first half...Is in the shadow for me...

Eternally

05-04-2005, 10:00 PM

Oh no dear i am so sorry about that......Hmmm..i'll check it out for ya....sorry..what is the first pic you can see?? :(

edit: OH HOLY MOTHER!!! I CANT SEE IT EITHER!! DANG IT!! DAMN YOU DOM AND YOUR BHEB!!

Lost One

05-04-2005, 10:08 PM

Well the first few are there. Then theres this five pic gap. The next one I can see is that close up of boone.

UPDATE: Now only three are missing. Is the power of the BHEB at work?

FINAL UPDATE: They're all there!!!!!!!!!!!! *bows to worship BHEB*

Eternally

05-04-2005, 10:12 PM

YAY!!! ARE ALL OF THEM THERE NOW??? :bowdown: i worship the almighty BHEB if they are...Damn this thing is so stressful...i'm gonna kill my computer right now...not to mention stupid photobucket and imageshack.....

Lost One

05-04-2005, 10:16 PM

pftsobfreak

05-04-2005, 10:17 PM

OMG, Jamie! The things you come up with! Even though a few of the pics were broken, I could use my imagination. This was the funniest chapter yet! :bowdown:

Dom3654

05-04-2005, 10:19 PM

That was great. :crackup: Awesome job eternally. :clap:

Eternally

05-04-2005, 10:21 PM

Tankies guys!!! So can you see it Lost One?? And i'm sure all of the pics are back right??

ILoveLost

05-04-2005, 10:25 PM

LMFAO!!! those were great!!!!!!!!!

Eternally

05-04-2005, 10:25 PM

Thank you!! :hug2: Any suggestions for the 5th installment don't be afraid to PM me!!!!

pftsobfreak

05-04-2005, 10:34 PM

Oh... my... GOD! The pics work and it is even funnier! :crackup: The pic you used for when Boone pantses Charlie is... priceless! Kodak moment!

Eternally

05-04-2005, 11:11 PM

Hehe thank you Jane!!! Thank the Lord it finally works.....

Lost One

05-05-2005, 06:31 AM

Hehe thank you Jane!!! Thank the Lord it finally works.....

Yes it works for me now! Yayness! Oh and you can call me Hillary.

Nikiwi

05-05-2005, 11:57 AM

OMG!!! :crackup: That's hilarious! I love it! "I'll save you, Charlie!! *running*" :crackup:

Eternally

05-05-2005, 12:22 PM

Ok Hilary!! Glad it works for you!!!! :) Thanks to everyone!!! And OMFG!!! NIKIWI!!! LOVE THE AVI AND SIGGY!!! baby Jaters rule!!!

Nikiwi

05-05-2005, 02:44 PM

Thanks! It was all ClaireandCharlie! *hugs Heather* But can you see my banner? I can't see it anymore! The url is right and everything. Maybe it's just my computer...

realityshowhater

05-05-2005, 03:01 PM

ummmmmmmmmmmmmm... I can't see any of the pics...

edit: the magic of the BHEB is working, now I can see five...

edit: all of them are showing! Woo-hoo! That was awesome! :D
:banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana:

Eternally

05-05-2005, 08:06 PM

Glad you can see it reality!! It was partly your genius by the way!! And Nikiwi, i can see your siggy, if you are still wondering....

Raven O'Reilly

05-05-2005, 08:10 PM

ROFL Good Lord...

nsmith12916

05-05-2005, 11:08 PM

LMAO! These are bloody brilliant! At the rate this forum is going at naming people's....er....members, pretty soon walt's gonna have his own Name!

Wow...First Skate Caps...Then Jate Caps...and now BHEB caps! Too much laughter in one place!

Eternally

05-06-2005, 12:06 AM

haha i am glad that you liked em!!! :D That makes me so happy!!!

Nikiwi

05-06-2005, 11:38 AM

OMG That is cute! Is he wearing eyeliner?

Eternally

05-06-2005, 12:22 PM

Oh he is so cute!!! Yeah i LOVE it when he wears eye-liner!! :thud:

Nikiwi

05-06-2005, 12:28 PM

lol He looks so...HOT that way! *drowns in puddle of drool* Crap!

Dom3654

05-06-2005, 03:24 PM

He's so adorable.

Princess

05-07-2005, 02:15 PM

:crakup: I used to know agirl that looked like him in that pic! (Well, I'm not saying that he looks like a girl or that she looked like a boy... Just that they kinda look like eachother!) :D *smiles and runs away*

missjasadin

05-08-2005, 07:09 AM

lol. v amusing :)

realityshowhater

05-08-2005, 11:38 AM

Man, he is the definition of hottness! He is just..........................wow

Eternally

05-09-2005, 05:07 PM

Let me here you scream!!! Its the next installment!! Rejoice and be glad!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood367.jpg
WWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood359.jpg
Oh come on now....stop crying you little turnip head!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood358.jpg
Hey Charlie you need some help?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood362.jpg
Dude....ITS SAYING SOMETHING!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood366.jpg
Sh...sh...sho....show...me.......the.......the.... ....the........B.....H...E....B!!!!! SHOW ME SHOW ME!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood377.jpg
What the.......well....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood376.jpg
Should i show him?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood374.jpg
NO!! Are you crazy?! Here...let me sing a song to him....ahem..

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood381.jpg
I feel good! Da na na na na na nu! Cuz i've seent the BHEB da na na na na na nu! So good!! Da na! So good! Da! Its really big!! Da na na na na na naaaa...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood373.jpg
You disgust me......

*****

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood516.jpg
*chants* BHEB....BHEB....BHEB...BHEB!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood505.jpg
Hey Jin...do you think you can help me out here? You see....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood507.jpg
oh no man.....i don't think so...i still remember what the BHEB did to me...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood515.jpg
Charlie can you shut that thing up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood520.jpg
Im trying!!! Maybe if you showed him your totempole than he might stop crying.....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood521.jpg
Okay then....*drops pants*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood517.jpg
WWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood525.jpg
HEY!! Er...Charlie why don't you just show him the damn thing and get it over with...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood522.jpg
Okay i guess.....*drops trou*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood527.jpg
..................................

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood529.jpg
Thanks for the help Sawyer...how can i ever repay you??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood531.jpg
Ummm....why don't you come on over to my tent..i have a surprise for you there....

*****

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood535.jpg
*wakes up*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood536.jpg
So...looks like you and the BHEB had a pretty great time last night...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood541.jpg
C'mon Jack..don't hide it...i already know...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood543.jpg
My ELCB is so worn out....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood548.jpg
Do you mind checking if everything is in its right place??

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood551.jpg
Oh.....yup......everything is there alright.......Listen, i think Charlie is in trouble. He disappeared with Sawyer almost an hour ago.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood550.jpg
Thats it.....first he messes with my girl.....and now with the BHEB..now he will pay!!!!

THE END!

Taru

05-09-2005, 05:12 PM

OMG!That was so hilarious!:crackup: Awesome jop eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe!

Eternally

05-09-2005, 05:14 PM

Hehe no problemo. Glad you liked it!!! And you all can call me Jamie or eternally by the way....my user name is long and retarded :)

Taru

05-09-2005, 05:17 PM

OK Jamie!You can call me Taru :)

Eternally

05-09-2005, 05:18 PM

Ok Taru!! ;) Again, thanks for the feedback.

Dom3654

05-09-2005, 05:36 PM

That was great Jamie! :crackup:

Eternally

05-09-2005, 05:40 PM

:smooch: Thanks!!

icyfirebubbles

05-09-2005, 05:47 PM

Hahaha.... My sister saw what I was looking at, so I had to show her also..... She thought it was hilarious also!!!! :crackup:

The baby pictures were just TOO FUNNY!! :rotflol: Haha... great job!!! :D

Eternally

05-09-2005, 05:49 PM

hehehe thank you Alyssa!! Glad your sister liked it!! Tell her i say hi!! ;)

taelia

05-09-2005, 05:53 PM

:rotflol: oh my.... those are so funny.. i loved them :crackup:

PipsTweakinWorld

05-09-2005, 06:02 PM

lol that was awesome!

icyfirebubbles

05-09-2005, 06:02 PM

At first, she was like "What are you looking at?" And I told her... like how people do screencaps and make them funny.. and at first she didn't get it.. she was like "What does BHEB mean?" then I told her, and she looked at the screen again, and was laughing her butt off... :D

Eternally

05-09-2005, 06:03 PM

Pips and taelia glad you liked it!!

Glad the sis liked it Alyssa!!

Hollywood

05-09-2005, 06:11 PM

OMFG... :rotflol: that was halarious Sunshine. l absolutely loved it. Their faces...lol. Great job Jamie. Hope to see some more from you-H

Eternally

05-09-2005, 06:13 PM

Glad you liked it Holly!!!! hehe i should be doing more of course!!!

Nikiwi

05-09-2005, 06:14 PM

OMG, Jamie! :crackup: That was sooo freaking funny! hahaha Uh-oh! What did Sawyer do?!

Eternally

05-09-2005, 06:38 PM

Hehe Glad you liked it Nicole!! :smooch:

fateknuckles

05-09-2005, 06:44 PM

dude! hilarious! but what eppie had that scene with charlie lifting up his shirt??? i must know!!!

Eternally

05-09-2005, 06:45 PM

dude! hilarious! but what eppie had that scene with charlie lifting up his shirt??? i must know!!!

LOL Why do you ask?? Haha JK!! Umm....pretty suree it is White Rabbit Ep 05 Jack centric!!

Tankies for the comments you guys! :cool:

fateknuckles

05-09-2005, 06:49 PM

hehe, well, you see, i figure that they're on a sporking desert island, he's going to have to take his shirt off sooner or later! therefore, i am anxiously anticipating the day when i will see shirtless charlie in action!!!

Eternally

05-09-2005, 06:50 PM

Aren't we all dying to see a totally shirtless Charlie though?? I cherish the day when the bees come back and attack him so he can whip that shirt off!! :banana:

realityshowhater

05-09-2005, 07:08 PM

You did it again, eternally!
Dom with his shirt off...maybe he could do what Sawyer did, just take a bath in the water. He doesn't nessacarily need to show it to Kate, though, only to Claire...and us :)

fate

05-09-2005, 07:09 PM

I just read all of the "episodes" of your story and it's soooo cool and funny. The only problem is I can't see a lot of the pictures since my internet sucks..oh well, still funny without the pictures! BHEB stories rule!!

Eternally

05-09-2005, 07:09 PM

Glad you like it reality!!!! hehehe I'm all for a peek at the BHEB!!! ;)

edit: Thanks fate!! Aww...man...sorry you can't see some of the pics...how many would you say??

fate

05-09-2005, 07:12 PM

Uh...like I can usually see say the first 10, then the rest of the images go into small little boxes with the evil red "x"s in them.

dreamcatcher

05-09-2005, 07:51 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood525.jpg
HEY!! Er...Charlie why don't you just show him the damn thing and get it over with...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood522.jpg
Okay i guess.....*drops trou*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood527.jpg
..................................
*****
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood543.jpg
My ELCB is so worn out....

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/eTeRNaLLYiNtHeSuNsHiNe/normal_greatergood548.jpg
Do you mind checking if everything is in its right place??
OMG Jamie! I LOVE IT!!! I want more! This is hysterical. I love how you got the baby into the story. And I'm lovin' the Jarlie. ;)

Eternally

05-09-2005, 08:04 PM

Thanks Kimmy!!! :hug2: Love the new siggy btw!! And fate...i am so sorry!! Is anyone having a similar problem??

pftsobfreak

05-10-2005, 11:40 PM

HOLY CRAP, Jamie! I loved the baby's face when he saw the BHEB. Omg, how the hell do you come up with this stuff. I think I may have found someone more corrupted than I am.

Eternally

05-11-2005, 12:18 AM

Jane, I have no idea how I come up with this stuff. It just comes to me I guess....yeah its pretty hard to beat me in the perviness obsession of Dom’s BHEB...but I must say, I do learn from the best!! First the ELCB, than the totem pole, than the BHEB, then the Stick of Bam (Viva la Bam thread), then the lembas stick (well that’s what I call Orly’s thingy) Heck I love them all!!

Hollywood

05-11-2005, 02:28 AM

l just droped by to see if you've posted anymore wacky BHEB pics sunshine. You just crack me up with those...lol. Get some more up soon cuz l'm gettin antsy. My eye's twitchin and everything ;)

Princess

05-11-2005, 01:26 PM

I get to be such a spaz everytime I read one of these stories :D I Love them too!

fate

05-11-2005, 07:57 PM

Thanks Kimmy!!! :hug2: Love the new siggy btw!! And fate...i am so sorry!! Is anyone having a similar problem??

Oohh...nevermind. We have two computers and the one I'm using now lets me see the pictures. The other one (the one where I couldn't see any pictures) is just not functioning properly. Whoo hoo! I see pictures! It's a lot better with the pictures and it's still great!

Eternally

05-11-2005, 08:10 PM

Glad you can see it fate!! :hug2: And princess and Holly....i will try my best to come up with a new one...i am waiting for tonights screencaps....

pftsobfreak

05-11-2005, 11:53 PM

More! More! More! More! More!

Eternally

05-14-2005, 12:13 AM

Previously on the BHEB story, Sawyer led Charlie back to his tent to engage him in sexy acts. We now rejoin Charlie as he struggles to resist temptation and the oh-so-dreadful totem pole.

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial252.jpg
Charlie...no more games....let me see that BHEB.....i wants it....i needs it....

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial247.jpg
You're sick....i'll never show you.....

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial260.jpg
SHOW ME!!!! *lunges at pants*

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial242.jpg
SAWYER!! Knock it off will ya??

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial248.jpg
You know what? Fine. Its not very special anyway....

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial246.jpg
*looks* Well.....its special to me.......

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial257.jpg
Charlie don’t listen to him...the BHEB is.......wonderful.......and.... um........well.....its HUGE Charlie...

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial251.jpg
Funny you should mention that Freckles....because that is exactly what Claire seems to be saying in her diary of hers which I happened to take.....

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial250.jpg
Give that to me!! Its not yours!!

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial245.jpg
Hope you don't mind if i.....take a peek here......

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial254.jpg
Hmmm....lets see...Page 4...... ‘Charlie showed me the BHEB again today. I swear, I don’t know what he is feeding that thing because it has grown since the last time I saw it! Dayum its huge! I don’t know when he’s gonna make a move on me...because seriously, as far as I’m concerned....Mama only got a taste of sugar....when she wanted the whole beehive...and you know my baby needs a daddy...’

http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/132/22/normalspecial259.jpg
THATS IT! *punches* Take that bee-yotch....

*****

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*sings* The BHEB....is long and strong.......and the turnip head likes my song....hmmm..hmmm

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Charlie.....ummm.....what are you doing playing your guitar with no pants on in front of the Turnip??

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Well...you know...i kind of thought the little turnip would want to see it you know....

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*chants* BHEB! BHEB! BHEB!

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Umm...you know Charlie....i haven’t really seen the BHEB lately...and ummm....

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Do you wanna see it?? I mean....if you are up to it..because you know...last time....

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Oh God Charlie stop talking and just DO ME RIGHT NOW!!

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Okay baby....lets go somewhere more comfortable....
*Claire thinking* Oh heck yes...i've waited so long to tap this @ss....

THE END!

Whit

05-14-2005, 12:28 AM

YEAH! Charlie...no more games....let me see that BHEB.....i wants it....i needs it.... LMAO! :crackup:

Go Charlie and Claire! Getcha some! Jamie, that was awesome!

Eternally

05-14-2005, 12:30 AM

Hehe thanks!! :hug2: Glad you enjoyed it!!!!

ELCBRoxMySox

05-14-2005, 12:33 AM

hahahah i just read the whole thing and this is hilarious!!! great job!

Eternally

05-14-2005, 12:35 AM

Haha glad you enjoyed em!! i seriously live for this thing! :clap:

Hollywood

05-14-2005, 01:51 AM

OMG, this one was my favourite most of all.

"Oh God Charlie stop talking and just DO ME RIGHT NOW!!"
"Okay baby....lets go somewhere more comfortable...."
*Claire thinking* Oh heck yes...i've waited so long to tap this @ss....

Freakin Hilarious Sunshine. l loved it. Best one so far.
Ok l'm gonna go read again...LOL. l just can't get enough. :)

realityshowhater

05-14-2005, 10:32 AM

"*sings* The BHEB....is long and strong.......and the turnip head likes my song....hmmm..hmmm"
"Charlie.....ummm.....what are you doing playing your guitar with no pants on in front of the Turnip??"
HAHAHAHAHA!! That was perfect! And it looks like we are going to get some PB&J action! *waits for next installment and hopes it's going to be as funny as this one was*

Nikiwi

05-14-2005, 11:09 AM

OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG :crackup: I was seriously laughing so hard I was crying! Yay! We're finally gonna get some PB&J action! But seriously...:crackup: Oh. My. GOSH!

Eternally

05-14-2005, 11:26 AM

Haha you guys are great!!! Thanks so much for all of your nice cmments Holly, Reality, and Nicole!! PB&J action!! Yay!! :)

dreamcatcher

05-14-2005, 12:16 PM

as far as I’m concerned....Mama only got a taste of sugar....when she wanted the whole beehive...
OMG Jamie!!! (Is that from Austin Powers???) LMAO! :crackup:
And I love Sawyer acting Gollum-ish. LOL. :D

Eternally

05-14-2005, 12:20 PM

Yup...Austin Powers line of course........i had to put it in!!! :lotsalove

pftsobfreak

05-14-2005, 03:15 PM

HELL YES! Charlie and Claire are going to get it on!!!

icyfirebubbles

05-14-2005, 03:33 PM

I'm going to be singing that song from now on.... LMAO.... hahahahah :crackup: "The BHEB is long and strong..... " :rotflol:

Eternally

05-14-2005, 03:39 PM

Hehe i know Alyssa i have been thinking about that song all day!! Hehe and Jane..you didn't leave a comment in a big size with all caps today...I'm a little worried..

Nikiwi

05-14-2005, 06:06 PM

Are we going to find out about PB&J's little..."jungle excursion?" *angelic smile*

Eternally

05-15-2005, 12:47 PM

Perhaps, Nicole, perhaps.....It might get a little dirty though...Can you handle that? ;)

Nikiwi

05-16-2005, 07:53 PM

Eek! *runs away* I have to go to church on Sunday! lol Sure, I can handle it. hehehehehe I like dirt.

Hollywood

05-16-2005, 08:19 PM

The dirtier the better Sunshine.

Eternally

05-16-2005, 08:33 PM

The dirtier the better Sunshine.

:crackup: Ah man...you guys kill me!!!! :D You want dirty, you guys got dirty!!

Nikiwi

05-17-2005, 07:41 PM

Mwahahahaha. Of course, it probably will be literally dirty, since they'll be froliking either in the jungle or the sand. hehehehehe I'm getting strange mental pictures now. :eek:

Eternally

05-17-2005, 08:28 PM

Nicole I am appalled!!! Haha just kidding....i am proud!!!!

pftsobfreak

05-17-2005, 08:46 PM

:crackup: Ah man...you guys kill me!!!! :D You want dirty, you guys got dirty!!

YAY! *starts chanting* Dirty... Dirty... Dirty...

Nikiwi

05-19-2005, 04:28 PM

Nicole I am appalled!!! Haha just kidding....i am proud!!!!
lol I strive to make my mentors proud! :D

realityshowhater

05-20-2005, 08:09 PM

OK, It's almost been a WEEK! I NEED to see the next installment! I NEED MY BHEB FIX! Are you working on it, eternally? *Oh where, oh where has my BHEB gone? Oh where, oh where could it be?....*

pftsobfreak

05-20-2005, 08:21 PM

*sits on hands*

Eternally

05-20-2005, 09:56 PM

Okay....so to satisfy all of the cravings of the BHEB and Dom worshippers, i give you the NEXT GOSH DARN INSTALLMENT!

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*whistles*

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Charlie??? Sorry.....i'm a bit delirious from last night.....

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Claire?? What's wrong!?

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*lunges at pants* GIVE IT TO ME RIGHT NOW CHARLIE!!! I NEED THE BHEB!! I CANT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

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Haha Claire...calm down!! You have a kid now! You have to watch out about these things!!

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Oh Charlie...i'm sorry...but its just....i have to see it again...Will you show me again?

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*thinks*

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Of course i'll show you baby!!! I'll show you tonight and it'll be the best night of your life!!!

***Later on that day***

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Hey! Charlie!

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Wut up biznatch?

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I was thinking...i know you have a lot of crazy people chasing after you and your BHEB every day...so i thought you could need a bodyguard...

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Okay that great!!! But what's the catch?

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You...have to show me the BHEB...now.

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Umm.....alrighty then...*drops pants*

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I looked into the eye of the BHEB...and it was beautiful....

**More later on in the day**

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Locke!! Where did you run off to??

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There he is Jack...lets get him!!!

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Jack? Kate? What are you guys doing here??

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Uhh......this!!

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*pulls down pants*

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Jack look what you did! You unleashed the monster!!

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Damn you fine bitch.........uh.......i mean... LETS GET HIM!!

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Oh snaps! *runs*

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Cmon Charlie just one peek!!!

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I'll catch you Charlie!! The BHEB is bound to slow you down...

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Cmon Charlie we're ready for you!! *takes off clothes*

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No!! STOP!! I am his bodyguard and i will simply not be permitting this!! Charlie's only bitch here is me

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Charlie.....please......

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Thanks Locke.....how can i ever repay you? ..... Wait i take that back!

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One day i'll get you my Charlie....and your lil i mean BIG BHEB too!!!

*The End*

icyfirebubbles

05-20-2005, 10:02 PM

:crackup: Jack look what you did! You unleashed the monster!! ..... Damn you fine bitch.........uh.......i mean... LETS GET HIM!!

Ohh jeeze Jamie. You are one strange gal. :) More more more more! ;)

Eternally

05-20-2005, 10:03 PM

Hey hey hey there!! Strange?? I'm special!! I learn from the best!!

taelia

05-20-2005, 10:05 PM

i love it :D

Eternally

05-20-2005, 10:13 PM

Tankies!!! :smooch:

Hollywood

05-20-2005, 10:19 PM

OMG Sunshine. LMFAO over here...lol.
I looked into the eye of the BHEB...and it was beautiful....
My fav so far. This one rocked Jamie. l also loved the parts where they were all chasing the huge BHEB. BRILLIANT><Bloody Brilliant
OK l'm off to read again and again.

Eternally

05-20-2005, 10:20 PM

Oh tankies so much Holly!! i love hearing that kind of reaction!! I think its my fav as well...:p

eeeeee i just saw me in your siggy!! Thanks for the shout out sweetie!! :hug2:

Stace

05-20-2005, 10:21 PM

Ah my dearest Jamie... that was hilarious!!! :D It kinda scares me that Locke looked into the eye of it...

Eternally

05-20-2005, 10:22 PM

LMAO Stacie!! Haha yeah its a little scary...but you know, i'm perverted like that!! Hehe Glad you liked it!!

realityshowhater

05-21-2005, 10:21 AM

Eternally, the dirty side of me thanks you so very much. My BHEB loving self is beyond satisfyed. GO BHEB!!!!!!!! :D
My guess is that is the only thing keeping the survivors going. The BHEB is such a great form of motivation!!!

Dom3654

05-21-2005, 12:39 PM

I had to catch up on the stories...I loved the whole Gollum reference...they were hilarious.

dreamcatcher

05-21-2005, 12:41 PM

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I looked into the eye of the BHEB...and it was beautiful....
OMG Jamie!!! LMAO :crackup: I loved that part.

Eternally

05-21-2005, 01:41 PM

Haha thank you thank you to reality, Dom3654, and Kim for all of your nice comments!! Reality, I am so glad that this story is your motivation!! That makes me so happy!!! :D Haha but that is a little perverted. :hug2: I love you guys!

pftsobfreak

05-21-2005, 01:52 PM

That's the end... but... adda-wibba... :worry: *bawls*

That was hilarious! The best night of Claire's life... :banana:

icyfirebubbles

05-21-2005, 01:54 PM

Ducktape..... I expect more soon!!!!! :)

pftsobfreak

05-21-2005, 01:55 PM

Did you not see The End at the bottom? :(

Eternally

05-21-2005, 01:56 PM

Jane, I put ‘the end’ at the end of all my stories you boob!! There will be more to the story as long as there is Charlie screencaps! No need to fret my dear! :D

icyfirebubbles

05-21-2005, 02:01 PM

:crackup: Wow.. I don't know why calling someone a boob is so funny... :rotflol: But it is... LMAO

Eternally

05-21-2005, 02:06 PM

Yeah I always call people by ‘boob’... tis funny huh you boob? Unless you would rather have me call you biznatch, biotch, home slice, or Daddyo...

icyfirebubbles

05-21-2005, 02:09 PM

LOL... :rotflol: ..... okok.. :crackup:

pftsobfreak

05-21-2005, 02:18 PM

Jane, I put ‘the end’ at the end of all my stories you boob!! There will be more to the story as long as there is Charlie screencaps! No need to fret my dear! :D

In conclusion... I'm an idiot!

Sway

05-21-2005, 02:21 PM

OMFG This is the BEST thing ever!!! LMAO! Your a comedic genius, Jamie!!

LOL, ok, I love the "My BHEB senses are tingling!" "jack.. are you even listening to me?" Charlie: "HOLD ME! Jack!" LMAO!

I love how Jin just falls to the floor, thats hilarious. And Locke looking down HAHA!

Eternally

05-21-2005, 03:33 PM

Haha its ok Jane...we all have our blonde days!! I love you anyway! :smooch:
Thanks Holly!! You have really missed a lot!!! :)

pftsobfreak

05-21-2005, 03:47 PM

:p Yeah... today's my blonde day... Don't mind me.

Nikiwi

05-21-2005, 09:03 PM

OMFG! :crackup: I love that shot of Jack and Kate just watching Charlie. lol These are some of your best ones yet! Locke is scaring me in this! *runs from Locke and to Charlie* Will we ever see and PB&J action, my dear Jamie? lol

Eternally

05-22-2005, 01:39 AM

If better screencaps come OF COURSE WE WILL!!! Remember i haven't used the PB&J scene yet! ;) Glad you liked it Nicole!!!

pftsobfreak

05-23-2005, 02:28 AM

I want to see the BHEB!

Hollywood

05-24-2005, 02:02 PM

I want to see the BHEB!
OMFG...l do too. l LUV the BHEB. l just can't get of it. :)

Eternally

05-26-2005, 08:48 PM

Okay my amazing BHEB worshippers!! The next installment starts.....RIGHT NOW!

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Jack?! Jack?! Is that you? HELP! I'VE FALLEN DOWN A HOLE!

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John?! Are you alright?! Here give me your hand!!!!

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WTF?! Why are you pulling me down there Locke??

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Don't you understand? I've waited so long to just ride you like the boar that i caught yesterday...there is no way you and your ELCB can escape from me now........i want you bitch *whips off pants*

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OH THE HORROR!!!! SOMEBODY HELP!!!!!

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Jack my love? Is that you?

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WTF?! JACK!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? I LOVED YOU JACK!!!! *tear*

*approximately 5 minutes later*

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Oh my God get the hell off of me!! *starts laughing*

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What, i take it, is so funny?

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I've seen many di:censored:cks in my life. And i have to admit that the only one smaller than yours was Sawyer's.....and don't get me started on that story........

*****

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Hey Jack!

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WTF is wrong with you? I saw what happened with Locke!! You betrayed me!!!! You said that you would always be there for me...then you go and freaking bang the creepy bald guy! What s wrong with you?

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Charlie, Locke freaking raped me!!! It wasn't my fa-

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I don't care! We are through buddy!! .... Look at you did!! You made the BHEB get angry.......WTF?

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*the BHEB falls to the floor and the impact causes such an impact that an earthquake occurs and then...*

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BOOM!

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Dude where's Jack?

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*points*

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Hey man secure that thing!! You just can't have you're free willy all out in the open! There are kids around!!

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I'm not complaining.......

****

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*walks over*

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I found out what you and Jack did....

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I am sorry Charlie....but a guy has needs......you wouldn't give me the BHEB, so i had to tap some kind of ass tonight.....

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i understand....but it really hurt my feelings.....and now Jack is stuck in a cave-in because of my BHEB and i dunno what to do.....

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Oh i'll tell you what you are going to do....you're gonna use your BHEB to propel yourself inside the caves to find Jack....and when you do find him....

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You're gonna :censored: his brains out.

****

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Okay guys...i've decided to go in and rescue Jack....

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Okay man...Good luck....and may the BHEB be with you.

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*crawling* Jack!!! Jack!!!

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Charlie? Is that you!?

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Jack!! Oh Jack!! I am so sorry!! Jack I re-

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Charlie just shut up and :censored: me already!!

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OH!!! CHARLIE!!!!

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Are you guys hearing what i am hearing?

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YES!!!!!!! YES!!

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Dude...............WTF?!!!???!!

taelia

05-26-2005, 08:55 PM

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:

jamie... you are the bestest... and my BF thinks the same.. even thou he ins't a lost fan....

Eternally

05-26-2005, 08:58 PM

Haha thank you !!! :hug2: I kind of thought it sucked this week though.....Tankies again!!! :smooch:

Pink Pinker

05-26-2005, 09:17 PM

HA!

I've seen many di:censored:cks in my life. And i have to admit that the only one smaller than yours was Sawyer's.....and don't get me started on that story........

:crackup:

Eternally

05-26-2005, 09:41 PM

Thanks!!! :lotsalove

pftsobfreak

05-26-2005, 09:54 PM

DUDE! That is probably the funniest chapter yet! "Charlie, just shut up and :censored: me already!" The screencaps are perfect, btw!

:clap: :bowdown: :crackup:

Eternally

05-26-2005, 09:56 PM

Thanks Jane! Glad you like it!!!

Nikiwi

05-26-2005, 10:01 PM

O.M.G. :crackup: "Dude..............WTF?" :crackup: I love and worship you, Jamie! :bowdown:

Eternally

05-26-2005, 10:02 PM

Thanks Nicole!! I love you too!!! :bowdown:

Hollywood

05-26-2005, 10:12 PM

Jamie, you're so amazing at this. l loved it. :bowdown: :clap: :banana:
My favourite parts were:

Charlie: I don't care! We are through buddy!! .... Look at you did!! You made the BHEB get angry.......WTF?
*the BHEB falls to the floor and the impact causes such an impact that an earthquake occurs and then...*
BOOM!

Hurley: Hey man secure that thing!! You just can't have you're free willy all out in the open! There are kids around!!
Walt: I'm not complaining.......

LMFAO over here Sunshine. The part with Jack and Locke at the beginning was pretty funny too...lol. All and all l absolutely loved it from start to finish. You could never disappoint you're #1 Fan Jamie. Fantastic JOB. Big Hugs :hug2:

Stace

05-26-2005, 10:12 PM

LOL Jamie! That was the best one yet! :D :D :D :D :D

Eternally

05-26-2005, 10:14 PM

Aww...thanks Holly and Stacie!! i love you guys!! Thanks for all the awesome comments!! :grouphug: You guys rock!!! Me loves you!!

Hollywood

05-26-2005, 10:19 PM

Aww...we sssooooo loves you too Jamie and your awesome but wacky BHEB stories. YOU ROCK OUR SOCKS OFF>

Eternally

05-26-2005, 10:25 PM

Aww....thanks Holly!! Love ya much!!! :smooch:

icyfirebubbles

05-26-2005, 10:53 PM

:crackup: Haaaahahahhaaha... :rotflol:

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie.... what am I going to do with you!?!?? :D GOD That was so frickin funny... :rotflol: I loooved it. :D More! NOW. :rant:

Eternally

05-26-2005, 10:55 PM

LOL Thanks Alyssa!! Glad ya liked it....if you really want more, more you shall recieve...i can probably do the next one soon!!! :D

Sway

05-27-2005, 12:46 AM

Okay my amazing BHEB worshippers!! The next installment starts.....RIGHT NOW!

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Dude...............WTF?!!!???!!
:thud: LMAO! OMG !!! :rotflol: :crackup: :crackup:

THEIR FACIAL EXPRESSIONS!!! lol! you got the BEST caps. in the WORLD! I could just here Locke saying, "Don't you understand??" LOL! And Jack's face, "THE HORROR! HELP!" haha!

PROPEL him to save jack?!! LMAO the WORST mental picture EVER!! haha!

:hug2: :hug2: *kidnaps Jamie* Jamaica is MINE! :D :D :D Holland has officially overpowered, overrun, and forever dominates Jamaica! Holla's territory now! ;)

Eternally

05-27-2005, 12:49 AM

LMAO Holly glad you liked it!! Go ahead and kidnap me Holla i don't mind!! As long as you take me to Ian's pole....Holland seriously i mean it! LOL love the nicknames!!

Anyways, my Bammer randomness is coming out here....i am glad you enjoyed it!! I personally thought it sucked, but i am glad everyone likes it...:)

Sway

05-27-2005, 12:55 AM

I LOVED it, my sweet! :D Haha, i know, Holland an Jamaica, I'm lovin' it :D Where's Staten Island?! lol ;)

Eternally

05-27-2005, 12:57 AM

i have no idea...maybe if i do the Bam call, she will somehow be attracted over here?? *throws sandwich*

LOL and like i said in the VLB thread, i just re-read my story and i have realized that something is really wrong with me. :)

dreamcatcher

05-27-2005, 08:27 AM

Jamie, I think that's my favorite one so far! :crackup: LMAO!!! Jack saying that Locke raped him... Charlie feeling betrayed... and the sexy JARLIE action!!! Loved it, Jamie. hehe. :D

Eternally

05-27-2005, 01:50 PM

Thanks Kimmy!!! Glad you liked it!!

pftsobfreak

05-27-2005, 02:51 PM

*chants* BHEB... BHEB.. BHEB... BHEB!

Taru

05-27-2005, 02:54 PM

LMAO!!!Jamie that was awesome!More please!!!

Eternally

05-27-2005, 08:24 PM

Thank you!! I will for sure be doing more!! :D

Dom3654

05-27-2005, 10:19 PM

That was hilarious Jamie...best one so far. :crackup:

Eternally

05-27-2005, 11:13 PM

Aww....thank you!! I really appreciate it!! :D

pftsobfreak

05-28-2005, 07:08 PM

Jamie, I cannot wait to see the installment! I just have to see how to put the things we talked about into the story.

*sits on hands*

Eternally

05-28-2005, 07:10 PM

I KNOW!! I could do it right now if i wanted too but the DAMN screencaps are not up at Lost-media yet!!!! :mad:

Eternally

05-29-2005, 12:11 AM

REJOICE! ITS THE NEXT INSTALLMENT!

*5 long hours after Charlie went back in the cave for Jack*

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Hey look!! They’re back!

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About :censored:ing time!! *turns off hand-held ELCB*

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Dude I THOUGHT YOU WOULD NEVER STOP! You guys are animals...

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Charlie Pace!!!!

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*tries to hide BHEB*

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Oh no!!! Don’t try to hide it from me Mr.!!!! I know what you did with Jack....i could hear it miles away....

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Claire look I am really sorry....I didn’t know that I-

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Charlie how could you? I loved you....

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Whoa Claire...calm down..what are you doing there?? *Claire kicks the BHEB!!*

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*the heavy blow to the BHEB cause Charlie to flashback to the time when he was molested by a rabid BHEB groupie*
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Oh Charlie....your BHEB is just amazing.....GIVE ME MORE!

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No....one ride on the BHEB is enough....

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Give it to me.....NOW!!!

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*Drop-kicks the BHEB*

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Oh yeah....that’s it......

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Oh....the pain....my BHEB.....

***WHOOSH*** (flashback sound lol)

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OH MY GOD!!! CHARLIE!!!

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What have I done? *runs away*

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Charlie I’ll save you!! Okay...first I have to give the BHEB mouth-to-mouth

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Okay...that didn’t work....i have to perform emergency CPR on the BHEB, meaning I have to hump the sh:censored:t outta him!

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Jack...you have to save him....

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Uhhhh.......uhhh.....

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Charlie....c’mon.....*continues humping*

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Why? Why am I so h*rny right now???

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COME.........ON!!!!!

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Charlie...i love you...but our love is forbidden....you belong with Claire....you love her....

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....So go get her tiger....

***Later on that night***

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*sniff*

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Claire?!

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Charlie?!

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OH CHARLIE!!!!!

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Charlie...i am so sorry....i don’t care if you go to Jack from time to time, just as long as you let me be your BHEB bodyguard.....

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Charlie I love you so much....

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Now hurry up and :censored: me already.

pftsobfreak

05-29-2005, 12:24 AM

OMG, JAMIE! That was gut-bursting! Kate's hand-held ELCB... giving the BHEB mouth-to-mouth... You nearly killed me. :thud:

The screencaps are PERFECT! More soon?

Eternally

05-29-2005, 12:25 AM

Haha i am so glad you liked it Jane!!! lol I didn't want to kill you though....

More soon hopefully!

pftsobfreak

05-29-2005, 12:25 AM

It's okay... Jack can always revive me. ;)

Eternally

05-29-2005, 12:26 AM

LOL Yeah...he'd give your BHEB mouth-to-mouth....lol :D

pftsobfreak

05-29-2005, 12:30 AM

*gasp* OMG... Well, I don't have a bloody huge ent branch. I have *cough* something else... but I still wouldn't disaggree if he wanted to give me mouth-to-mouth.

Eternally

05-29-2005, 12:32 AM

Oh really?? Didn't know that Jane...*shrugs* Mouth-tomouth from Foxy would be pretty sweet though...BHEB or not....:rolleyes:

Sway

05-29-2005, 01:13 AM

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Charlie...i love you...but our love is forbidden....you belong with Claire....you love her....
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: OMG!! "Our love is FORBIDDEN!" And the headshots of Jack! LMAO! You can just imagine whats going on at the bottom half of the picture! :eek: lol! ONCE AGAIN! I LOVE IT!
And the mouth-to-mouth on the BHEB!?? OMG! What a mental image!

Hollywood

05-29-2005, 01:16 AM

Jamie, Jamie, Jamie....LMAO. What can l say that l havn't already said. Well l guess l'll just say it again. That was freakin hilarious Sunshine.

OMG, these were my favs~
Claire: Oh no!!! Don’t try to hide it from me Mr.!!!! I know what you did with Jack....i could hear it miles away....
Charlie: Claire look I am really sorry....I didn’t know that I-
Claire: Charlie how could you? I loved you....
Charlie Whoa Claire...calm down..what are you doing there?? *Claire kicks the BHEB!!*

*the heavy blow to the BHEB cause Charlie to flashback to the time when he was molested by a rabid BHEB groupie*

Jack:Charlie....c’mon.....*continues humping*
Kate: Why? Why am I so h*rny right now???

This scene was pretty sweet too Jamie.~Claire: OH CHARLIE!!!!! Charlie...i am so sorry....i don’t care if you go to Jack from time to time, just as long as you let me be your BHEB bodyguard.....
Charlie I love you so much....

Now hurry up and :censored: me already....LOL.

l absolutely loved it Jamie. Great job. Thank you for making another BHEB story so fast. Every one has been so amazing and l still come back all the time to read it all again cause it just cracks me up everytime....lol. LUVS IT. :bowdown: :clap: :rotflol: :banana: :hug2:
:)