Welcome to Skaterville!

[Nini]

I'm sure you can wait Taru-love, it's gonna be a blast!! :D LOL! The entire story wont fit in one post though, or perhaps it will, but it's better to drag it out hehe! That way, I'll leave you guys hungry for more!! :D There wont be any goblins or trolls or anything, so the little ones can stay put, at least for a while...but it could end up dirty so you best be sure to cover their eyes with an enormously large hat, just for protection!! :D

[Taru]

That sounds good!I'll be here-I promise!:D

[Zarina]

Great Nina, can't wait ;)

[Nini]

Ok guys, are you all placed around me now? Got your popcorns and your vodkas? And the large hats for the kids? Good, then lets get started! ;)

Skaterville fairytales
Chapter one: The blooming bush

Once upon a time there was a little town called Skaterville. It only contained 4 streets, built like a cross, and in the center there was a park with an enormous statue of the Skatemans pole. All the little houses in Skaterville was facing the statue, because no one was allowed to live in Skaterville if they didn't worshipped the Skateman and lived in awe for his totempole.

In one of the houses, on Confidence boulevard quite near the Skate-church, lived a deranged and loony woman called Nina. At least that's what she called herself, no one really knew her real name, since most of the Skaterville population thought she sould be called Crazy-Bitch. The only one who could stand this Crazy-Bitch was her neighbour Taru, who always stopped to say Hello when she passed Ninas house when she was on her way to work at the Skaterville daycare-center, where she teached theology to the Babyskaters, who needed to know all there is to know about Skateman and Skate in general.
And on this particular day, she saw that Nina had a brand new bush in her garden.
-What is this? She asked and softly touched the shivering leaves.
-Oh that? I don't know, it just appeared one day, and I think it's a part of the Skatemans pole! Said Nina with a big and proud grin on her face.
-Wow, I'd like one too said Taru and broke of a piece of it and put it in her purse.
-But your garden is just bricks and rocks said Nina and gasped at Taru who had just stolen a piece of the lovely bush.
-I'll let it grow indoors said Taru and walked away, leaving Crazy-Bitch jumping up and down and crying over her stripped bush.

But something happend to that bush. It had looked so sad and weak in Ninas care, but that day, that very day, when Taru touched it, it started blossoming. It grew enormous red flowers and huge little pole like seed-pods, and no matter how cold it got, or hot or dry, it bloomed all the year around. No one understood this fenomena.
But every time Taru walked by Ninas house, she felt like someone was watching her. Following every step she took. She looked around to see if there was a stalker or something even worse that cheched her out, but there was never a person there.
Meanwhile, Taru was growing her own plant, the little branch she had took from the bush, and she kept it in her kitchen window. She really liked talking to her flowers, and she even sang to them, especially the little Skate-plant.
One day she said to it:
-I wonder why it always feels like someone is watching me when I pass by Crazy-Bitch's home... And all of a sudden she heard a shudder from the plant, and it said to her:
-The bush you took me from is the eye of the Skateman, and he took fancy to your ass, that's why!

To be continued....;)

[Taru]

OMG!:crackup:That was so hilarious!I want more-update soon!!!It's the first time when I'm in the fairytale :rotflol:

[Nini]

Glad you liked it Taru!! ;) You will be featured more I promise!! :D

[liliana]

*grabs popcorn and vodka and orange thankyou sits down and watches with rapt attention* hehe i love that, thats hilarious

[Taru]

LOL that sounds really good!I got proposal:add Mary and Zarina in your tale too :D

[Nini]

Oh they will be! Along with a lot of others, and even a few Jaters I might add! In a lovely sense I mean, no violence, just love! And some odd situations of course! :D

[Marystat]

LOL am I gonna be a bush stealer too? Or is there another Mary on here? LOL. I love this stuff LOL

[Nini]

No honey, you'll do something totally diffrent! :D And with your visuals, maybe you can figure it out? Hehe...I got one coming...a visual that is! :crackup:

[Taru]

LOL I got few scenes in my mind too :D

[Nini]

I bet you do Taru, I bet you do....:D

[Marystat]

Visuals "sees me sneaking around..sneeeaking..SNEAKING??!!" ...oops wrong movie..LOL

Uh ok um...ok I pictue myself checking out that bush and some branches comes out to pinch my.......butt! I jump up and sees a grinning bush (I must be on crack really..) I shake my head..looks towards the totempole and swears to Skateman I see DIMPLES!! (told ya I must be on crack...) :crackup:

[Nini]

:crackup: Yeah on crack!! :crackup: I was more seeing you climbing the statue to get a ride on the Skatemans pole, but yeah, your visual sure does work for me!!! LMAO!! :rotflol:

[Marystat]

LOL nooooooo I like riding the pole!! Giddyup!! :crackup:

[Nini]

God, you're crazy! :crackup: And still somehow, you make sense!! :rotflol: LOL
You've got to much Hidalgo in your head! Or is it me? :D

[Taru]

Mary your visuals are so great!:crackup:

[Marystat]

Oh one cannot ever have too much Hidalgo in your head :D

LOL happy you like my visuals..LOL they usuall come up when I am tired or kinda bored LOL or when I feel very very silly heh

[Nini]

Which by the way is a LOT! :hug2: And oh we are greatful for that! Love ya Mary! :D

[taelia]

ooo boi that was a goood fairytale.. i can'tr wait the hear more of it..

*waits impatiently shile drinking vodka and eating some milkyways*

[Nini]

Well, before I continue this, I belive Zarina was about to start one up aswell!! :D I'd like to hear her story too! :clap:

[Taru]

I promised that I would write one tale too,but I not good writer.You dudes would fall asleep LOL

[taelia]

taru - i don't believe that... i would looove to read a fairytale made by you... *buttkiss*

[Marystat]

Fall asleep riding a banana totempole?? I think not! :crackup:

[Taru]

LOL *buttkiss* sounds so good!Maybe I'll surprise you guys soon ;)

[Nini]

Well Taru, I think you would be a godess at this! :D Falling asleep on a banana totempole could be fateful, it would be a gigantic fall! :eek:

[Taru]

LOL that sounds so funny,but it's so serious thing..:crackup:

[Nini]

I know! A fall like that would be like falling from a skyscrape for gods sake!! :eek: You'd brake every bone in your body....eww...not a nice thought...Just think about how hard it is for us to see the top of the pole, there is some severe neck-damage right there! Imagine falling from it! Ahhh....

[Taru]

That sounds so dangerous!!:eek:

[Nini]

It does doesn't it!? Well, Mary is the one with the guts, she should be the one to climb the pole when it needs to be washed and polished! :D

[Marystat]

But..I thought while I was riding it..uh nope I will not continue....too dirty and we need to stay to the PG rating LOL

OK me washing and polishing..I better be rewarded for a risky job! lol

[Nini]

A slam dunk in the back for taking on that risky job Mary! And well...PG...oh okey, I see what ya mean anyway! You dirty woman! And the visuals! :crackup:

[Marystat]

Slam dunk....the totempole, climbing, washing and polishing..and those word slam dunk..wtf did I get myself into?? :eek: :crackup: do you KNOW how HARD (good grief more visuals from THAT ONE I bet..lol) it is to stay PG now??!! :crackup:

[Nini]

Haha! It's almost impossible I know!! I really liked that slam dunk thingy too!! And the climbing! :crackup: I need to go and polish something right away, or I'll be doing porno caps next!!! :rotflol:

[Taru]

Climbing,washing and polishing :thud:

[Nini]

Sexy huh?;)

[Taru]

Yeah..I know that I'm going to dream about that..

[Nini]

And what a wonderful dream it'll be! :D

[Zarina]

LMAO Nina, it's a great start, update soon :D And lucky Taru :p

[Nini]

Whoho, Zarina is back! :D Well, you should do yours too cup-cake! ;)

[Zarina]

Yeah I should I haven't thought of anything yet, but I'll try to do it tonight ;)

[Nini]

No hurries sweetie we'll wait for ever if that's what it takes! :hug2:

[Zarina]

Hehehe why thanks, I might :p Nah just kidding I'll start soon promise, and what about you? You have inspiration left or do you need a little break?

[Taru]

LOL Zarina I can't wait to read your tale :D

[Zarina]

And I can't to read yours :p

[Nini]

Well, the inspiration are flowing at the moment, but I'm on crack today, so I think that this fairytale would become a bit...uh...way over NC-17 rating! :eek:

[Taru]

LOL Zarina you're evil!Maybe you're going to be my tale's maincharacter..

[Zarina]

Well that's okay :p You can always post it with a rating LOL

[Nini]

Yeah..we'll see, we'll see...*sneaks of to write on a dirty fairytale with no fairies, only totempoles*

[Taru]

No no I'll post it preferably in here!Nina your mood is now like mine :crackup:

[Nini]

Yeah, I think I'm starting to get a bit insane!!

[Taru]

I got that mood right now and I love it!:crackup:

[Nini]

Well I was supposed to sleep, but I feel a bit weirded out at the moment, it wont be any sleep for me in a couple of hours! Imagine how I will be then!! :eek:

[Taru]

LOL I'll be here yet couple hours,so you wont be lonely :D

[Nini]

Nice to hear! :D *slaps Tarus butt*

[Zarina]

I'll stick around too hehehe I wanna see you in that mood :p (and I might head in that direction soon)

[Nini]

It's not a pretty sight, so be warned! :eek: I look like a pregnant hippo with some really ugly raches when I am this way! :D

[Taru]

LOL Nina that mood is perfect!

[Nini]

Yeah well...looking like a hippo is not that funny you know, thank god we don't have webcams here!! :eek:

[Starchaser]

A pregnant hippo...? :crackup: Wow! You guys post fast, I had to go back four pages to read that little fairytale. Nc 17, huh? Well... I'll just sit back and enjoy the ride then... ;) *grabs popcorn and waits for update* :D

[Taru]

LOL hippo is one of my fav animal.Maybe we should get webcams :D

[Zarina]

Well I already got a microphpne, that's a start :p

[Taru]

Hey I've been thinking,that I would buy a microphone too :)

[Nini]

Haha! Very funny Cammie! I think you're gonna choke on those popcorn when you see what I've got in store for ya...*snickers and rubs my hands*

No, a microphone wont do, hippos can't talk, at least not this one! :crackup:

[Taru]

I can't wait to read that tale!This hippo can :crackup:

[Nini]

Haha! You should be in the Guiness book of records Taru! :crackup:

[Taru]

Yeah I should!I'm also rare species-like Ea!We can stay up all night long..

[Nini]

Nah, that's not so rare, that's just a speed-addiction! Haha!!! Just kidding! *kisses Taru on her bellybutton*

[Taru]

LOL that's new one!I got nipplebuttons already :crackup:

[Nini]

Well wouldn't you know! :eek: That's so obvious now, come to think of it, you truly ARE kinky!! :crackup:

[Taru]

LOL I'm!:crackup:

[Zarina]

The Totempole and the Seven Dwarfs

CHAPTER 1: Once upon a time...

Once upon a time in the middle of the summer, when the holidays just had started a good king and queen were on vacation in America. Visiting the towns of the original inhabitants their eye immediately fell on the gorgeous and huge totampoles that stood there.

The king stared at them and said to himself ‘Oh that I could be able to have a son, blessed with such great heights. He shall rule like no-one before and everyone shall worship him’.

Soon after that they had a little son, with a huge manhood - soon to be referred to as the totempole. But when little Sawyer was born the king died.

A year passed and the queen got remarried, she married Mr. Twinkie XL. The new king was a beautiful man, big in every aspect, but wicked and proud and he could not bear the thought that anyone else should surpass him in seize.

He had a magical looking-glass, and he used to stand before it. He looked in it and said:
"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the largest one of all?"
And the looking-glass would answer:
"You are the largest one of all."
And the king was very pleased, for he knew that the looking-glass always spoke the truth.

Now, the totempole was growing larger and larger, and when Sawyer was seven years old his totempole was as large as the totempoles his parents visited years ago, far larger than the king’s himself. So one day the king went to his mirror and said,
"Mirror, mirror on the wall,
who is the largest one of all?"
And the mirror answered,
"King, you are full fair, this is true,
but Sawyer’s totempole is larger than you."
This gave the king a great shock, and he went furious. From that moment his heart turned against the totempole and he hated the boy with all his guts.

One day he had enough of it and he sent for a huntsman. When the huntsman arrived he said: "Take the child out into the woods, so that I may set eyes no more on his... his.. totempole“, he almost spitted out. “You must put him to death, and bring me his totempole for a token."

The huntsman obeyed, and took the child away, but when he drew his knife to pierce the child’s innocent totempole, Sawyer began to weep, and said: "please huntsman, do not kill me. I will run away into the wild forest, and never come home again".

And as he was so great and innocent the huntsman pitied him and said: "away with you then, poor child". He was certain the wild animals would devour Sawyer, but at least he would not have to be the one to kill him.

Sawyer ran away from the huntsman and the latter searched for a substitute to show his king. He caught a wild animal, stabbed it and cut of its manhood. Taking it to the king as proof that the child was dead. The king believed the huntsman. He made the cook to roast it and he ate it, thinking this was the end of totempole...

TO BE CONTINUED...


A/N I have been hideous and stole a very well known story as you can see. Anywho tell me if you like it. If not I'll won't continue well if you do I might think about it :p

[Nini]

:crackup: This is so awesome...I have never known anyone with nipplebuttons before!! It's typcally finnish I guess! :rotflol:

OMG Zarina!! This is so excellent!!! :clap: :thud: I wish I had thought of it sooner!! Continue soon!!! :D

[Starchaser]

Nina - now you're scaring me! :eek: LOL Can't wait to see what you come up with! :D
Zarina - that's awesome! What will happen to poor little Sawyer? :eek: I'm intrugued! *munches popcorn* Please, continue!:D

[taelia]

i loooooove it ZArina.. please sontiune.. :D :clap:

[Taru]

LMAO that was so hilarious!Update soon!Zarina you're really good writer like Nina!:bowdown:

[Nini]

Cammie don't be scared love, I'll hold your hand! ;) I'm sorry, I feel like a nutcase tonight and I don't know why...

[Zarina]

Awww why thank you guys. Didn't know someone who steals a story can be told she writes good :p LOL But thanks I'll continue dunno if I have time tonight (gotta update some other fics and some rpg's first hehehe So little time...)

[Nini]

Do it when you got time hun! We got tons of popcorn! ;) Well, I think it's time for me to bid you all goodnight, because or else my head will explode from all this excitement, and that's not good for a woman of my age! So...goodnight people! Have a nice dreaming! Eh..that's not what I...well, who gives a d*mn,....goodnight! :hug2:

[taelia]

nitey night nina :waves: don't let the bedbugs vite...

[Nini]

Haha! I wont! ;) Let them bite that is...:D

[Taru]

Good night Nina!You can take Sawyer with you :D

[Nini]

Yeah, guess I have to, now that I left Dom with Zarina! Oh well, I don't mind!;) Totempole is never wrong!! Night!

[Taru]

That's right:Totempole is never wrong!Night!See ya tomorrow!:hug2:

[Zarina]

*waves* Sleep well Nina, and don't kepe Sawyer up all night :p Poor boy needs some rest some time to you know :)

[Taru]

Yes he does..he's not the duracell bunny!:crackup:

[Zarina]

LMFAO *pictures Sawyer as a pink bunny and sees the bunny fall because of the weight of the huge...*

[Taru]

LOL that visual is awesome!:crackup:

[Starchaser]

Good night, Nina! And sweet dreams, hon! :D Sawyer's going to have one busy night tonight - cuz I think he'll show up in my dreams too... ;)

LOL, Zarina - that visual totally made me :crackup:

ETA: Well, I'm off to bed too... Good night everyone! :) Looking forward to more fairytales tomorrow. :D

[Zarina]

Awww :( Well sleep well then :waves:

[Taru]

Good night Cammie!See ya tomorrow!

[nsmith12916]

Hey Guys, a few days ago i found a new Lost Forum...and, well, it has a nice squeaky clean new SKATER sub-forum for you guys to come and dirty up with your totempole talk and sawyer lovin...and with Nina's Skate funny caps.

Anyways, we only have like 3 skaters over there..and need more...SO COME AND JOIN!!!!! Oh yea, and im a Mod there too...of the Skate sub-forum.

Link: http://www.board123.com/forums/index.php?mforum=lost&act=idx

please come check it out, and join...it's REALLY fun there!! Oh, and if you don't feel like joining, you CAN post, even as a guest!! Pretty cool eh?

[Taru]

Nicholas that forum looks great!Morning guys!How are we doing today in Skaterville?

[Zarina]

Hey there :D The peeps in Skaterville just woke up LOL *yawns*

[cemetrygatecrash]

some of us have been awake all night :P


LUV your new banner, hun!!! it's amazing

[Zarina]

LOL Thanks Erin, it's a very old one, but I didn't have anything else that fitted my av LOL I might make something more fitting tonight. Anyways, tell me about it ^^^ Some peeps don't sleep, I do... Honest :p

[Nini]

Yah, it looks amazing hun! :hug2: Yawns...I slept in I guess! To busy with Sawyer last night! :D

[Zarina]

Thanx Nina and welcome back :hug2:

I warned you to give the guy some rest this night, poor Sawyer :p

Anyway how are you doing today?

[Taru]

Hi Nina!I'm guessing that you are pretty tired and Sawyer is too LOL

[Nini]

Well I know Sawyer is but hey, I had him going and going and going...! :crackup: So I don't blame him for being sleepy today! ;)

[taelia]

awww poor sawyer.... i think he might need some rest.. i better put him to bed...

[Taru]

LOL that Totempole is still up...

[Nini]

Yeah you know it baby! :D

[Taru]

Yeah I do..LOL

[Zarina]

Totempole is still up :eek: Wow

[Nini]

You know what they say, totempoles can endure through a long time! :D

[Zarina]

Yeah *gets the Duracell image back in her head* :crackup:

[Nini]

Me too!! :rotflol:

[Taru]

It's been up eternally :crackup:

[Nini]

Wanna take a ride on it Taru? :D It's all yours if ya like!!

[Zarina]

*wonders is she can manip a pic of a pink Duracell bunny with a sawyer and totempole pic in PS*

[Nini]

*hopes that Zarina will* :D

[Zarina]

If you guys find some good pics of the bunny and/or Sawyer I'll give it a try when I get back from the dentist ;)

[Taru]

Sure I will Nina!"yippie-yi-ya" *hopes that Zarina will*

[taelia]

*shivers* dentist *shivers* me no like... im staying here with sawyer, dom and naveen yes i am... *nods*

[Taru]

Dentist :eek: I'm staying here with Ea and Nina :D

[Nini]

Yep, a ride on the pole seems a whole lot nicer!! :eek: ;)

[Zarina]

Dude I'd do that rather too, but I got no choice :(

[taelia]

poor zarina... :hug2:

[Nini]

Aww...we'll think about you! :hug2:

[Zarina]

:hug2: Thanks Ea and Nina. I am hoping everything is gonna be fine, never had cavities or anything like that so... Too bad the dentist is so far away and I'll be off theb oard for quite some time, I hate that more than actually going there

[taelia]

zarina - we will be tright beside you in spirt.... coz im never putting feet in a dentist clinic...

[Nini]

Well as long as you'll be back at SOME point, we're going to try to survive without ya, even though it's gonna be a tough one! :eek:

[Taru]

LOL Ea do you have dentures?

[Nini]

'ey you guys, gotta leave for a while, I got guests! Love ya! See ya! :hug2:

[taelia]

see you nina-babe :hug2:

[Taru]

Bye Nina and see ya later :hug2:*licks*

[Leo]

okay then *looks around* I looked though this thread and all of a sudden, i get an IM about SOMEONE asking why i was here.... hmmmm... maybe because i love skate? AND because I just HAD to read zarina's fairytale.... So Hey ya!

[Taru]

Hi there Leo!:waves:

[Leo]

LOL aren't we all? Well at leats this is a cool thread I am ALLOWED to enter, am too young for the jellies :( LOL well i guess the jellies are female-only anyway, evil creatures :p

[Taru]

Yeah we are the crazy ones!Of cource you can come and visit the jellies thread if you want or dare!Yes we are the evil creatures :crackup:

[Leo]

:P its over 18 :P sixteen here :p and btw i am not so much of a PB&Jer myself, i mean i like it, but not that much. zarina just always talks about her being at parties with vodka and pink pills LOL

[taelia]

leo - well if you want vodka and pink pills.. just call me.. coz im the pusher.. ;)

[Taru]

LOL I guess we are famous then!There are hanging one below 18,so I guess it's OK if you dropp sometimes,even if you are not the Charlie/Claire fan :)

[Leo]

hahaha maybe i will :p

[Zarina]

Hey Leo :waves: Good to see you hear although you need to know you're like the second guy :p And Yeah Jellies is for 18 and up, you can become a peanut though if you want, they visit us sometimes, they got an official list too...

[Stace]

And anyways, peanuts taste better than jellies. Cause... peanuts are salty. :D

LOL anyways, some news for any residents of Skaterville (http://s10.invisionfree.com/Skaterville/index.php?http://s10.invisionfree.com/Skaterville/), there's a new town banner, which you surely should check out!

[Taru]

Thanks for sharing that Stacie!That town banner is awesome :thud:

[Stace]

Of course my dearest Taru! I like the new one much better too.

[nsmith12916]

So are any of you going to join that forum? Please...!!! Please join!!! We need A LOT more members! We only have like 3 Skaters there...all the rest are jaters!!! AHHH!! Come on guys!!! Come join!!! the link I posted is a few pages previous!

Tell me if you join here!!!

[Nini]

I'd really like that Nicolas, the problem is that I only have time for like one forum, I'm afraid I wont have time to be so active! :(

[Stace]

I'll definately join... I just gotta find the link... LOL

[nsmith12916]

Awww...just join anyways... When you join you can also recruit new members too...MORE SKATERS!!! At least help recruit more people... You don't have to be in there all the time... just drop by every little bit...

You don't have to join...you know... Guests can post.... Just post as a guest in the Skater section then.

[Nini]

Well alrighty then, I can't help mysef, you're impossible to resist!! ;)

[nsmith12916]

YAAAY!! hugs Nina!!!!! I knew you could never resist the temptation of dirtying up a brand new skate forum with that dirty totempole feather duster of yours. *grabs dirtiness from here and carries it to the other forum...*

See you there!

Oh, and i am the main Skate sub-forum moderator over there!!! So...I guess i can be cool and let you run amuck throughout the place... HE HE HE!!!

[Nini]

Yep! All the peeps over there are get some dirtyness! :D *Hugs back*

[Taru]

Hey why Skaterville is so quiet?Me and Totempole the two of us-mee likey :D

[Zarina]

One totempole, two girls :thud:

[Taru]

Darn why did you have to notice this thread!LOL OK let's share..

[Zarina]

Dude I am all ears whe nit regards the BHEB or the Totempole :p

[Taru]

LOL I know!You are greedy girl..like me :D

[Zarina]

Yeah greedy *nods* It's my sin and I got it form you :p

[nsmith12916]

Girls, girls, calm your hormones!!! The guys over here don't need to see you girls...barking up that totempole!!!

[Zarina]

Nick just close your eyes if you don't wanna see it :p *continues with what she was doing*

[Taru]

LOL Nicholas just close your eyes like Zarina said!Everything is going to be OK!

[Leo]

tsk tsk.... well since i am writing on a swoone fic roght now i don't mind any totempole talk...

Lol you should see me. I am giggling the whole time thinking: "Can I write that?"

[queenelessar]

So are any of you going to join that forum? Please...!!! Please join!!! We need A LOT more members! We only have like 3 Skaters there...all the rest are jaters!!! AHHH!! Come on guys!!! Come join!!! the link I posted is a few pages previous!

Tell me if you join here!!!

I joined....but be forewarned....I tend to talk a lot :p

[Zarina]

tsk tsk.... well since i am writing on a swoone fic roght now i don't mind any totempole talk...

Lol you should see me. I am giggling the whole time thinking: "Can I write that?"
Read the Jellie or h*rny bitches thread than Leo, trust me, you won't stop giggling.

And I think I might be drunk :o (wonders how many she drank tonight)

[Leo]

you? drunk? :O well that's a first! (uh-oh exclamation point!)

[Zarina]

Dude I never threw up :p I can get (half) drunk :p

[Taru]

LOL did I hear giggling?:p

[Zarina]

Nope because Leo went to bed *giggles* O dang it's me :p

[nsmith12916]

Question, what ever happened to know premarital sex, eh? I think you guys are having an orgy... *Shakes head in shame for these Sex-driven Skaters*

[Zarina]

Premarital sex, what's that :p We're just having fun Nick ;)

[nsmith12916]

I know, i'm just laughing at your cyber-sawyer orgies.

*Throws a shoe at Zarina's house* Would you shut the Hell up over there??? You too Sawyer!!! Come on, i'm trying to watch Lost!!

LMAO! :p

[Zarina]

*doesn't even hear the shoe Nick throws because she's to erm busy :p*

[Taru]

LOL!Zarina you've been very busy-you naughty girl :D

[Zarina]

Yeah I got Dom and you in one thread, Sawyer in here and just got Billy offered from the h*rny bitches hehehe This is one hell of a night

[nsmith12916]

LMAO!! *Turns up the volume of the TV* Any more and I'll call the cops....with the size of that thing hangin out your bedroom window it should be considered indecent exposure. :p This is so funny!

[Taru]

LMAO!Were is my telescope?

[nsmith12916]

Check under your piles of naked photos of Sawyer, it should be there.

[Zarina]

*Happily continues with Saywer still not hearing Nick :p*

[Taru]

Thanks Nick!It was there...hey how did you knew that???

[nsmith12916]

Oops!! I guess the secrets out!!! JK :p

Because the last time i was walking by your house, your room was so filled with the pictures that a bunch of them fluttered out. It was just an innocent glance at the picture. It's not like I have it framed with a shrine and everything. I tried to give it to my dog, for her to stare at...but she prefers vincent, so i burned the photo.

[Zarina]

O really Nick? And what was that pic on the inside of your dressing closet then? I'd swear I saw a pole coming out of that one.

[Taru]

LOL those pics aren't mine!They are Zarina's!!!Do you believe me?I'm just keeping them save...;)

[nsmith12916]

What...Have you been in my house, again???? Damnit, now ive gotta change the locks again. There's no picture, i swear. Burns picture and several thousand copies behind back. Whew! No more incriminating evidence...

And Taru, you might want to try to keep your windows closed next time, there's no tellin WHAT might "fall" out.

[Zarina]

Like I would give them to you to keep them save :p You'd drool so much over them they'll be ruined.

Edit: *films Nick burning the pic, after taking a close-up from the pic*

[nsmith12916]

*Grabs camera and runs, while staring at the video footage* Im just trying to see if you actually got anything on tape.

[Taru]

But but..if I close my windows Totempole can't get in..:crackup:

[Zarina]

Nick WTF are you doing in my house???

Or out, or move Taru :p

[nsmith12916]

*Calls locksmith to have house locks changed...again*

[Zarina]

*gets totempole to knock down Nick's door*

[Taru]

Nick!The locksmith is Totempole!LMAO

[tallie]

I love your sig

[Zarina]

No the Totempole is the weapon I am gonna use to break Nick's door down mwhahahaha

[Taru]

PeanutButterLove do you mean my sig or Zarina's?If you mean mine-thanks!

[Zarina]

If you mean mine, thanks too :p LMAO

I think we scared Nick away Taru. O wait I think the Totempole scared him away LMAO

[Taru]

Yeah!!!Can I have Totempole now-pretty please???:bowdown:

[taelia]

alli want for christmas is totempole.... lalallaaaaaaaaaa

[Zarina]

We can all have a slice I mean erm piece :p Too big for one girl to handle anyways

[taelia]

:p that sounds good... i want the biggest piece...

[Zarina]

Think you can handle that Ea? I mean the biggest piece is well big

[taelia]

zarina.... i can handle it.. *nods* yes i can... im a big girl....

[Zarina]

Yeah and he's a big boy... a very big boy :p

[taelia]

:p so he can handle me... ;)

[Taru]

Hey I don't want to slice Totempole!

[Zarina]

Well no piece for Taru then, the more for me and Ea :p

[Taru]

You greedy girls!*cries*

[taelia]

zarina - yeah we are gonna share the totempole...

[Taru]

Totempole is going to "run" away from you guys..heheee

[taelia]

taru.. how? does the totempole have legs and feet? *thinking* no i donøt think it has.. :p

[Zarina]

Nope it doesn't :p

[taelia]

:crackup: i thought so..

[Taru]

:crackup: I'll think that I'm go walking..*runs straight to my blooming bush*"Totempole where are you?"

[Leo]

it ran to me :p I needed to figure out its size for my fic *nods*

[Zarina]

Woah Leo still giggling :p

[nsmith12916]

Nope, I am here now! Good Morning!! Tired from your....stuff last night??? I bet you are!

[Leo]

Woah Leo still giggling :p

voll nicht! :p well latin is not a very giggly subject...but after thursday i have EVERY test behind me so that means: >NO MORE STUDYING FOR 2 MONTHS... ok almost...

[Zarina]

Nick dude, I am not tired ;)

And Leo great to hear so, so that means you're on the board more often? :p

[Taru]

LOL Leo is stuck with us!Zarina is duracell bunny!:crackup:

[Zarina]

Woah I am not, Sawyer is :p O yeah I was gonna manipulate some pics but no-one posted good ones of the pink bunny :(

[Taru]

I can't wait!LOL

[nsmith12916]

He He He...question...is leo a guy??? Another one of us guys to join the ranks?

[Zarina]

No Leo is a typical female's name Nick :p

[Leo]

Ok this is actually not the first time someone asked me that question. LOL

My typical answer: Yes, I am a guy. Want proof?

[Zarina]

Yeah we want proof :p

[Aphrodite7]

with this whole totempole-hype around here, should you even ask?? :P

[Taru]

Ja we want proof :)

[nsmith12916]

Oh, i just wanted to know, since most of the peeps in this forum are girls. I know that i am one of the few guys who hangs here religiously in the Skate forum. I was just asking. I thought you were a guy, because of the SM, but you never can tell for sure. i know people have thought that i was a girl...both on here and in real life (long story) so I was just checkin'.

LMAO...no proof is necessary... Now....how do we know the Zarina's a girl??? *Ponders* Maybe she's just a gay guy who's obsessed with Sawyer??? I wonder.....

LMAO J/K :p

[Leo]

:p *throws totempole and hopes they mistake it for his own* There

[Zarina]

Who peeked through my window last night? You know I am a girl :p

[Taru]

LMAO!That was good one!:crackup:

[Aphrodite7]

*catches totempoles and runs away very fast*

[Zarina]

"*Tackles Aphrodite* Ha got it *throws it over to Taru*

[nsmith12916]

Oh, yeah...I forgot....

Oh, and have you heard about the Skaterville costume Party yet????

I already know what most of the Skaters here are going as.... Cowgirl's...

They're gonna lasso their own sawyer and RIDE HIM ALL NIGHT LONG....

The Other option is bringing a JACK-ass, and riding IT, but that would be against Skate.

[Aphrodite7]

*cries* no fair!

That party sounds good *runs outside to find a Sawyer*

[Taru]

OK i got it!*throws it over to Zarina*My cowgirl costume is already in my closet.Where did I put my whip? :D

[Leo]

I need a sawyer for boone as well *nods* who's helping me :p

[Zarina]

Dude we are eogistics here :p No-one helps each other (well I just threw Sawyer to Taru but I plan on etting him back :p) Good luck to get yourself a Sawyer in this crowd

[Leo]

aaaahh.... *steals sawyer out of Tarus Banner and quickly puts him into his AV where Boone is waiting for him*

[Taru]

No no you can't do that :thud:

[Zarina]

I think he needs some spanking Taru...

[taelia]

*steals Naveen and Dom from tarus sig*


now they are mine muhahaha

[Zarina]

*Tackles Ea* Nope they are not :p

[taelia]

bad zarina bad... *steals them back*

[nsmith12916]

Aww, CRAP!! Now only Jack and Michael are left to steal! Ehhh, nobody cares about them anyways...

[Zarina]

*Lets go of Naveen* Dom's mine :p And hey I am not the bad one Taru is, or was she evil? Ah forget it

[Leo]

*Shrugs* *throws sawyewr back into taru's banner* Boone wants replacement. He didn't order a straight sawyer you know. *crosses arms*

[taelia]

zarina i think taru is the naughty one your the bad and im the evil... O_o

[Zarina]

Ow yeah queen of evil :bowdown:

[taelia]

muhahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*licks a bit on the totempole* ooo yummie milkyway taste... *lick*

[Taru]

Nick you are not going to steal Jack and Michael!Zarina that's right!:D

[Leo]

Milkyway? Nice... *remembers*

[Zarina]

Remember what :p

[Nini]

Whoah, a new guy on the block! Nice to see ya Leo! :waves: I'm the totempole rubber, if ya wanted to know...:D

[Taru]

Yeah Nina is the queen of caps and Skaterville..:)

[taelia]

*bounces up and down* woooooha..... :thud: oooo i just saw the totempole going on at the BHEB...

[Nini]

Wait a minute Taru! Queen!? :crackup: Aww...and you're the queen of asses!! :crackup: :hug2: