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Daria
11-05-2006, 02:53 PM
JACKET MANIFESTO

1)Jacket love is not ordinary love,it's one of a kind-it falls from the

sky.

2)The watery scene in 1x03 is better then "Tittanic"

3)Greeled cheese sandwich is an aphrodisiac

4)"I'm the repoman/woman" is the best joke ever

5)The woman who can knock guy out in one punch rocks.

6)Cooking someone a soup is confession of love.

7)There isn't sexier food than burger(without ketchup!)

8)In this particular case Stockholm Syndrome equals falling in love

9)The tazer dart that hit Jack in LTDA was a Cupid's arrow indeed.

10)Against the glass wall is better than in between silk sheets.

11)Jacket sex=two doctors playing doctor

12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

13)http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6745/bunnybf9dl5qy9.gif


ETA:Ben the dog was claimed by Ellibee(Emma):giggle:

Ellibee
11-05-2006, 03:05 PM
Very cool! :D My fave is number 11.

Daria
11-05-2006, 03:06 PM
Very cool! :D My fave is number 11.

Well my favorite is #13:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Ellibee
11-05-2006, 03:12 PM
Well my favorite is #13:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
I like that one very much aswell. :giggle:

Emmma203
11-05-2006, 03:15 PM
Love the list!

I like 10... :giggle:

Marye
11-05-2006, 03:20 PM
XD~
Nice!

Jill*
11-05-2006, 03:40 PM
12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

:rotflol:

OMG, that is so funny :crackup:

Ellibee
11-05-2006, 03:54 PM
I have Ben the dog, yay! :D

foxy_loves_me
11-05-2006, 03:57 PM
OOOOO Daria..Suggestion?
Add something with handcuffs and it is mine! :please: :giggle:

Daria
11-05-2006, 03:59 PM
OOOOO Daria..Suggestion?
Add something with handcuffs and it is mine! :please: :giggle:

I'll think of something:giggle: but Debbie I'll fight for handcuffs stuff claim!

-just kidding;) :giggle:

foxy_loves_me
11-05-2006, 04:10 PM
I'll think of something:giggle: but Debbie I'll fight for handcuffs stuff claim!

-just kidding;) :giggle:
We must share that or the Big stem...I don't care which one!:giggle: ;) Either would do nicely I think!!:D

Daria
11-05-2006, 04:36 PM
Dr Big Stem Belongs to Juliet.:nod:

Here's new List

JACKET MANIFESTO

1)Jacket love is not ordinary love,it's one of a kind-it falls from the

sky.

2)The watery scene in 1x03 is better then "Tittanic"

3)Greeled cheese sandwich is an aphrodisiac

4)"I'm the repoman/woman" is the best joke ever

5)The woman who can knock guy out in one punch rocks.

6)Cooking someone a soup is confession of love.

7)There isn't sexier food than burger(without ketchup!)

8)In this particular case Stockholm Syndrome equals falling in love

9)The tazer dart that hit Jack in LTDA was a Cupid's arrow indeed.

10)Against the glass wall is better than in between silk sheets.

11)Jacket sex=two doctors playing doctor

12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

13)http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6745/bunnybf9dl5qy9.gif

14)Being hancuffed isn't a bad thing when Juliet's around.*ok that's dirty*:rolleyes: :giggle:

Ben the dog was claimed by Ellibee(Emma):giggle:

foxy_loves_me
11-05-2006, 05:13 PM
How about? "Handcuffs are the part of the Jacket doctor's tools." :giggle:
Or something like that. :rolleyes: I am too :tired: to be witty. :o

Nah...that is kinda dirty as well. I'll take 14! :w00t:

mona_gurl88
11-05-2006, 05:17 PM
The list rocks !

demented drummer
11-05-2006, 05:23 PM
LOL. Number 10 almost floored me! :giggle:

SKaN0n56
11-05-2006, 05:50 PM
number 2 jus cracks me up!! :rotflol: that scene was better than Titanic, hands down. Jacket so kicks Jack/Rose's butt. :nod:

mona_gurl88
11-05-2006, 06:31 PM
number 2 jus cracks me up!! :rotflol: that scene was better than Titanic, hands down. Jacket so kicks Jack/Rose's butt. :nod:

True :giggle: .

VetteAMJ
11-05-2006, 07:29 PM
#10 is just too much. :crackup:

how in the world did you guys come up these? :giggle:

Daria
11-06-2006, 02:32 AM
how in the world did you guys come up these? :giggle:

well it's Jacket Power:p

Debbie now you have claimed #14;)



[B]JACKET MANIFESTO

1)Jacket love is not ordinary love,it's one of a kind-it falls from the

sky.

2)The watery scene in 1x03 is better then "Tittanic"

3)Greeled cheese sandwich is an aphrodisiac

4)"I'm the repoman/woman" is the best joke ever

5)The woman who can knock guy out in one punch rocks.

6)Cooking someone a soup is confession of love.

7)There isn't sexier food than burger(without ketchup!)

8)In this particular case Stockholm Syndrome equals falling in love

9)The tazer dart that hit Jack in LTDA was a Cupid's arrow indeed.

10)Against the glass wall is better than in between silk sheets.

11)Jacket sex=two doctors playing doctor

12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

13)http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6745/bunnybf9dl5qy9.gif

14)Being hancuffed isn't a bad thing when Juliet's around.

Ben the dog was claimed by Ellibee(Emma):giggle:

#14 was claimed by Foxy Loves Me(Debbie)

dwiloveslost
11-08-2006, 02:39 AM
Yeah!!! No.13

iorwen
11-08-2006, 03:06 PM
I've dreamt of #10 since Jack got put into the Hydra!
and Handcuffs Deb? You continue to surprise me, I think Jacket is kicking the innocence out of you!

foxy_loves_me
11-08-2006, 07:56 PM
I've dreamt of #10 since Jack got put into the Hydra!
and Handcuffs Deb? You continue to surprise me, I think Jacket is kicking the innocence out of you!
Hehehehe...surprises are good! :shifty:

Daria
11-12-2006, 12:28 PM
a little update;)

JACKET MANIFESTO

1)Jacket love is not ordinary love,it's one of a kind-it falls from the

sky.

2)The watery scene in 1x03 is better then "Tittanic"

3)Greeled cheese sandwich is an aphrodisiac

4)"I'm the repoman/woman" is the best joke ever

5)The woman who can knock guy out in one punch rocks.

6)Cooking someone a soup is confession of love.

7)There isn't sexier food than burger(without ketchup!)

8)In this particular case Stockholm Syndrome equals falling in love

9)The tazer dart that hit Jack in LTDA was a Cupid's arrow indeed.

10)Against the glass wall is better than in between silk sheets.

11)Jacket sex=two doctors playing doctor

12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

13)http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6745/bunnybf9dl5qy9.gif

14)Being hancuffed isn't a bad thing when Juliet's around.

15)We believe that in the begining of S4 Juliet will join Losties and then Horny Jacket will take over the Losties Camp and the Lost world will never be the same

*Charlie goes deep into jungle in hope to find some leftovers of his Virgin Mary stash-and he spots Horny Jacket

*Locke goes hunting but...instead of boars he encounters Horny Jacket

*Claire wants to feed Aaron in privacy-but she can't -wherever she goes there's Horny Jacket

*Sun hasn't got her plant garden anymore-Horny Jacket destroyed it...

*Sayid goes on a hill to try and triangulate a signal-but there's Horny Jacket already...

*Jin goes fishing but instead of fishes he pulls Horny Jacket out of the sea...

* Hurley finds Horny Jacket is his secret food stash...and they arent eating(thank you Jill!;) )

*Desmond goes into the bushes as nature calls but he jumps out of said bushes immediately,yelling:"OH BROTHA!Not the Horny Jacket again!!"

The future is bright:p

Ben the dog was claimed by Ellibee(Emma):giggle:

#14 was claimed by Foxy Loves Me(Debbie)

Natalie07
11-17-2006, 06:23 AM
Horny Jacket :thud:

Warn me Daria before you post stuff like that :giggle:

Daria
11-17-2006, 06:26 AM
;)

Some fresh Jacket slogans by Natalie and me.:)


*Jacket - Hand Biting Passion *

*Jacket - bringing the smutness to you since episode 1x03*

**Jacket Romance-The Angst will bring you to your knees-And you will Love it!**

Lady_E
11-17-2006, 07:05 AM
Amen to number 13 :boogie: :hyper:


and horny Jacket taking over the island :crackup: :rotflol: love it :w00t:

Daria
03-30-2007, 08:28 AM
It's hight time for a little update :giggle:



JACKET MANIFESTO

1)Jacket love is not ordinary love,it's one of a kind-it falls from the

sky.

2)The watery scene in 1x03 is better then "Tittanic"

3)Greeled cheese sandwich is an aphrodisiac

4)"I'm the repoman/woman" is the best joke ever

5)The woman who can knock guy out in one punch rocks.

6)Cooking someone a soup is confession of love.

7)There isn't sexier food than burger(without ketchup!)

8)In this particular case Stockholm Syndrome equals falling in love

9)The tazer dart that hit Jack in LTDA was a Cupid's arrow indeed.

10)Against the glass wall is better than in between silk sheets.

11)Jacket sex=two doctors playing doctor

12)We believe in Married Jacket...and when it happens they will have 10

kids( ® by Jill) a dog named Ben and two cats:Soya and Freckle(® by

Daria)

13)http://img501.imageshack.us/img501/6745/bunnybf9dl5qy9.gif

14)Being hancuffed isn't a bad thing when Juliet's around.

15)We believe that in the begining of S4 Juliet will join Losties and then Horny Jacket will take over the Losties Camp and the Lost world will never be the same

*Charlie goes deep into jungle in hope to find some leftovers of his Virgin Mary stash-and he spots Horny Jacket

*Locke goes hunting but...instead of boars he encounters Horny Jacket

*Claire wants to feed Aaron in privacy-but she can't -wherever she goes there's Horny Jacket

*Sun hasn't got her plant garden anymore-Horny Jacket destroyed it...

*Sayid goes on a hill to try and triangulate a signal-but there's Horny Jacket already...

*Jin goes fishing but instead of fishes he pulls Horny Jacket out of the sea...

* Hurley finds Horny Jacket is his secret food stash...and they arent eating(thank you Jill!;) )

*Desmond goes into the bushes as nature calls but he jumps out of said bushes immediately,yelling:"OH BROTHA!Not the Horny Jacket again!!"

16)Jacket's when "Love at first sight" becomes "Love at first assault".(thank you Silviu;) )

Ben the dog was claimed by Ellibee(Emma):giggle:

#14 was claimed by Foxy Loves Me(Debbie)

17.Aloe owns all when it comes to romantic plants department

margoq
04-10-2007, 05:19 PM
god, why didnt i notice that before?! The list is great!!! oh,my, 14 is gonna rule!!! especially now, when we know, that actually Juliet joins LOSTies in about 30 hours!!!!
Now watching that epo would be so much different :D

and the aloe - lovely :D