The Anti-Ship Ship

[Mighty_Squid]

First off please note the location of this thread.

All characters would just be better off by themselves.

No one should have sex.

"Squee" may not be a four letter word but it should be.

We have no need for ship wars because we will always win by not being one.

Catchy pairing titles are for losers.

Let's just move the story along without stopping to figure out who loves who.

Can we list all the mysteries on this island without the messy geometry?

We like straight lines and not triangles.

We hate all ships equally. (Even if we happen to be members of some of them.)

We are A.S.S.!

1. Mighty_Squid
2. LadyIrina - A.S.S.clown
3. AliCat - Nice A.S.S.! -and- CompA.S.S.ionate Mod
4. Wags
5. Marystat - Blonde A.S.S.
6. Execute - Smart A.S.S.
7. Gabs
8. Razor
9. Ice Berg Legend - Punk A.S.S.
10. Raven O'Reilly - Wise A.S.S.
11. MasterMinion
12. demented drummer - demented A.S.S
13. ehsteve - A.S.S.teve
14. i-love-drose
15. foxy_loves_me - Foxy's A.S.S. Mate (and overly emotional)
16. Hοelli
17. georgiapeach81 - Country A.S.S.
18. heatdamaged - half-A.S.S.ed
19. pyro-spy - proud A.S.S.
20. PsychodelicS - A.S.S. if
21. svrwxfreak25 - Dumb A.S.S.
22. mudvayne5789
23. Jade1021
24. Captured - Wise A.S.S.
25. PITAchic - Pain In The A.S.S.
26. _Erica_ - A.S.piring S.lut and DLA.S.S.
27. Rachel1313 - Provocante A.S.S.
28. Ethan's BFF
29. tabjai - tabA.S.S.
30. capnlou - Don't A.S.S.ume
31. shred - Bad A.S.S.
32. Becky Thatcher - Dope A.S.S.
33. GirlyMum - bA.S.S.ket case
34. Melusine
35. louise_62 - sassafrA.S.S.
36. javery - A.S.S.A.S.S.INATED!
37. Emi-chan
38. another_anna - the A.S.S.istant
39. The Czar - Hard A.S.S.
40. Lostaddict - First clA.S.S.
41. chair
42. Celon
43. LaliasO24SswT - Lazy A.S.S.
44. LttlMissLst
45. anitab - TexA.S.S.
46. Aaron_Littleton
47. 823freckles - A.S.S. Goblin
48. Emmma203
49. JustAlice
50. nightskiesfading - Horse's A.S.S.
51. Ellibee
52. SweetRapture71 - - Theatre A.S.S.
52. Ardent Desire
53. clem_ross
54. '89
55. kat1974 - Kat A.S.S.
56. Lore - kickA.S.S.
57. you think? - Sexy A.S.S.
58. bettyfizzw - JACKA.S.S.
59. KalS - no jackA.S.S.
60. ju_prado - Kiss A.S.S.
61. LOST_arbiter
62. ibis
63. Kimmerz
64. AsHLeE
65. J8_is_F8 - A.S.S.tralian
66. bashveank - ninja A.S.S.A.S.S.in
67. Shoe
68. Brotha1516
69. Mystical - Lucky A.S.S.
70. GotItCovered - tight A.S.S.
71. madmav - Irish A.S.S.
72. Stone Age
73. Stressy
74. deelee - Huge A.S.S.
75. ScottishPrincess - PrinceA.S.S.
76. Seat23B - (official) unofficial A.S.S
77. LoisMustDie
78. MyFav
79. dwiloveslost
80. FBJoe - Hugo ReyA.S.S
81. jpl56
82. Blownawaybyartz - Queegotistical A.S.S.
83. Boarhunter
84. Arsenic - Canadian A.S.S.
85. dampfnudel
86. LadyLemondrop
87. TheGibe
88. tvgeek401
89. The_Monkey
90. razorpaw - Sick A.S.S.
91. redemtion
92. sylvia - small but mighty A.S.S.
93. H-Bomb
94. Ichi - L.T.A.S.S.
95. aerophisher
96. romdoll
97. FnsweetS3
98. Spider-Skot
99. laszka - Lurking A.S.S.
100. prophecygirl
101. wolffootball37 - A.S.S.tastic A.S.S.master
102. PJ3050 - netspeak speaking A.S.S.
103. Odysseus
104. TellMeWhy - Curious A.S.S.
105. portnoyd
106. Hatch Handle - Big Fat A.S.S.
107. cloud001 - Super A.S.S.
108. fiona
109. neverred
110. BiggestLostfan - Cynical A.S.S.
111. tallie
112. jate4eva&eva - hilari-A.S.S
113. TPIMaster - A.S.S. to the bone
114. Villa
115. Maximus Phan
116. Mr Hobo
117. Brooklyn - Single N' SA.S.S.Y!
118. joni
119. RedSimmy
120. Devil's Espresso - PA.S.S.ive Aggressive
121. Caladeth
122. Anahana - Quentae AmbASSador
123. ThEhAtCh40212
124. Pepsi
125. Blank sky
126. wvbutterfly
127. psychocandy
128. xgirl30
129. eve_x
130. Nara
131. ghengisken - Viva Las VegA.S.S.
132. ale_corason - Happy A.S.S.
133. Darkbear
134. kayla
135. benos
136. mrs_dom_monaghan - Passion for A.S.S.ing
137. lilfreakypixie - Big sister A.S.S.
138. Hatsumomo - Foxy's Personal A.S.S.istant



You post, you go on the list. This ain't no ship. This is an abduction.

Useful Links:

A.S.S. Spoiler Thread (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50829)

A.S.S. Uniforms (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50706)

A.S.S. Fan Fic Challenge (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50831)


Official Mascot:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/4-shreddypoo.jpg


Official Smiley:
:heart: :whip:


A.S.S. Soundtrack:

1) "She Hates Me" ~ Puddle of Mud
2) "Smile" ~ Lily Allen
3) "I Hate Love Songs" ~ GWAR
4) "Over Me" ~ TLC
5) "Since U Been Gone" ~ Kelly Clarkson
6) "You'll Think of Me" ~ Keith Urban
7) "Better Off Without You" ~ The Clarks
8) "I'm an Asshole" ~ Dennis Leary
9) "I Wanna Talk About Me" ~ Toby Keith
10) "It Ain't Me Babe" ~ Silvertide
11) "I'll Never Fall In Love Again" ~ Dionne Warwick
12) "Love Hurts" ~ Nazareth
13) "Who Needs Love?" ~ Razorlight
14) "Love Stinks"~ J. Geils Band
15) Lily Allen ~ Knock 'Em Out.
16) Lily Allen ~ Shame For You.
17) The Crash ~ Of Hope and Despair
18) Maroon 5 ~ Through with You
19) Aaron Tipin ~ Kiss This
20) Jessica Simpson ~ I Belong To Me

"A.S.S. -- Grab it!"

"A.S.S. -- For those who don't give a ship."

[LadyIrina]

How can I resist?
Being a fanatical shipper, this will become my rescue!

:nod:

[AliCat]

I'm proud to be an ASS. :D

I think SQUEE stands for "Sucking Quietly Until Everyone's (Brain is) Empty"

(Please note: That "sucking" has to do with ships, not anything dirty. :shifty:)

[Wagsy]

I don't like straight lines or triangles, but I'm pretty good with circles.

I'm an A.S.S. :nod:


ETA: Ali...Lil Kim much?

[Marystat]

:crackup: I gotta love this idea :crackup: this is brilliant :D

[Mighty_Squid]

We don't even need to be left out of the art making thing.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass1.jpg

[AliCat]

:crackup:

Squiddy, you must make more. :rotflol:

[Exie]

:crackup:

Squiddy, you must make more. :rotflol:
I'll take one, please. :nod:

[LadyIrina]

ASS art...
I need a Sawyer ASS...
:giggle:

[Mighty_Squid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass3.jpg

[Marystat]

And with this I just got a new custom title :giggle:

[Gabs]

:crackup:

Count me in.

[Exie]

Would there happen to be a Desmond A.S.S. around? :)

[Razor]

Ummm, what do I need to do to make an ASS of myself? *gulp, what a set up* :shifty:

I've always been kind of partial to The Black Rock as my favorite LOST ship ... would I be better off relinquishing it for membership here?:confused:

[Marystat]

Actually that is a ship that is on it's own so I'd think that automatically would MAKE you a member here Razor :D

[AliCat]

Ummm, what do I need to do to make an ASS of myself? *gulp, what a set up* :shifty:

I've always been kind of partial to The Black Rock as my favorite LOST ship ... would I be better off relinquishing it for membership here?:confused:
I believe that if anyone on this forum was a true ASS, Razor, it would be you. You're an ideal ASS, if you will. One might even say you're a perfect ASS. :p

Welcome. Personally, I consider myself the Nice ASS. Marystat is a Blonde ASS, and Exie is a Smart ASS. :p But the important thing is, we're all ASSes here. :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

The Jennifer Lopez of the shipping world - how can I refuse :D

[Mighty_Squid]

Maybe in ship threads you have to ask to join but here at A.S.S. Headquarters anyone who walks in the door is a member. That's what makes A.S.S. so fine.

Every character will get their A.S.S. banner in the end.

[Raven O'Reilly]

LOL I'm so in. Sign me up.

*Ponders ASS title.*

A.S.S. = All Ships Suck (Including Ours)

[MasterMinion]

hahahaha :crackup:

too funny to say no to. Love the banners :D

[demented drummer]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass3.jpg

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:

[AliCat]

Hey, I have a slogan idea:

"A.S.S. -- Grab it!" :rotflol:

[Mighty_Squid]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass5.jpg

[LadyIrina]

FantASStic banners, Squid!
:nod:

[Wagsy]

We are the A-S-S...ASSimilation is futile :crackup:

[Exie]

We're the best...just ASSk anyone. :nod:

[LadyIrina]

Smart A.S.S... :crackup:

[ehsteve]

i ove this ship! i see thousands of banners and page after page of ASSerisms(if that's a word....)

count me in!

[Exie]

Smart A.S.S... :crackup:
:angel:

[AliCat]

And you know, whenever you need my help, all you have to do is yell, "Hey, Nice A.S.S.!*" :giggle:

*Please note, the ASSterisk denotes a joke. :p

[i-love-drose]

this is the most randomly weird ship i've ever heard of. so of course i'm in!!! :w00t:

[Raven O'Reilly]

Dare I say this ship is... ASSinine? :giggle:

[LadyIrina]

You shouldn't just ASSume things, Raven... :giggle:

[Raven O'Reilly]

You're right... because that would be making an ASS out of U and ME. :giggle:

[foxy_loves_me]

Ok...first Halloween. Now this???????? :rolleyes::p

*who forgot their meds?" :shifty: :no::D

*sigh*:angel:

I do like these ship rules though...nice ship and nice A.S.S.:w00t:

[MasterMinion]

Dude, this ship is going to be so mASSive :giggle: we own as much as an ASSASSin would own if it got his hands on a blow dryer with a label saying Jack

[Exie]

This means I wont be offended when someone calls me a Smart A.S.S. I will actually be flattered. :nod:

[Ice Berg Legend]

Gabs hasnt even mentioned the word ASSclown yet

[LadyIrina]

:giggle:
Maybe someone beat her to it?

[Hοelli]

Me, me, me! :muwaha: :muwaha: :muwaha:
See, Sana isn't even shipping, just adoring their awesomeness... :muwaha:

You know it would solve at least half of S3 crappy writing? :blank:

[georgiapeach81]

Loving the banners and such!:giggle:

[Ice Berg Legend]

:giggle:
Maybe someone beat her to it?
:D would be nice for her to say it, Claire saying 'Brotha' instead of Desmond wouldnt quite have the same effect ;)

[i-love-drose]

I couldn't resist

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k304/i-love-drose/jackASS.jpg

[georgiapeach81]

:crackup:

[Gabs]

By popular demand...

Of COURSE we don't ship. We're ASSclowns!

[heatdamaged]

Oh my!:crackup:

I am such an ASS that I always keep the Ships section minimized, but I am so glad that I stumbled in here! Totally made my day.:D

BTW, the banner of Locke's ASS rules all.:giggle:

[Razor]

I believe that if anyone on this forum was a true ASS, Razor, it would be you. You're an ideal ASS, if you will. One might even say you're a perfect ASS. :p

Welcome. Personally, I consider myself the Nice ASS. Marystat is a Blonde ASS, and Exie is a Smart ASS. :p But the important thing is, we're all ASSes here. :p

Razor ... "a perfect ASS". I like it!:w00t: ... or were you just being "cheeky"?:o

[AliCat]

Razor ... "a perfect ASS". I like it!:w00t: ... or were you just being "cheeky"?:o
:faint: Now you're just being crASS. :p

[pyro-spy]

We like straight lines and not triangles.

first of all: "triangles are for squares..."

second: can I be an A.S.S.:giggle: ?? please.... This is the greatest thread EVER!!! Yey for Squiddy!!

[PsychodelicS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/Mighty_Squid/ass3.jpg

:rotflol:

[foxy_loves_me]

May the crASSness of this thread inspire you to mASS induct new members and make this the mightiest ship of this grabASS sub-forum....or something like that. :o
Now the question becomes...who has the nicest A.S.S.attitude? Hhmmmm....nominations please?:p
And every "ship" has a soundtrack, suggestions? :cool:

[PsychodelicS]

A.S.S. attitude = A.S.S.itude :rotflol:

Ah well, what the heck - sign me up :giggle:



ETA: Soundtrack..

What about 'she hates me' (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/puddleofmudd/shehatesme.html) by 'puddle of mudd'

[svrwxfreak25]

Man I'd love so much to sign up...but then I'd be being a hypocrite because I'm a big shipper. :(

[Mighty_Squid]

Everyone who posts is automatically put on a list. This isn't a ship.

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.

Or will be.

It's only a matter of time.

[PsychodelicS]

Man I'd love so much to sign up...but then I'd be being a hypocrite because I'm a big shipper. :(

So am I, but who cares :shifty:

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.

:rotflol:

[AliCat]

Everyone who posts is automatically put on a list. This isn't a ship.

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.Or will be.

It's only a matter of time.
Well, now you're talking. This is like EClaire without the couple. :nod:

[mudvayne5789]

HAHA..i love this thread, I never understood all those Ship crap anyway. I guess I'm an A.S.S. Hey thats what my ex-girlfriend called me too. ;)

[PsychodelicS]

Another slogan?

A.S.S. if

[foxy_loves_me]

Everyone who posts is automatically put on a list. This isn't a ship.

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.

Or will be.

It's only a matter of time.
***OOOOO bondage*****:flowers2:

[Hοelli]

ETA: Soundtrack..

What about 'she hates me' (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/puddleofmudd/shehatesme.html) by 'puddle of mudd'
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lilyallen/smile.html :giggle:

[foxy_loves_me]

Well...I see the postive attitude soundtrack is coming together nicely. :nod: :cool:

[PsychodelicS]

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/lilyallen/smile.html :giggle:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/gwar/ihatelovesongs.html

Kinda?

Well...I see the postive attitude soundtrack is coming together nicely. :nod: :cool:

A.S.S.itude damned!

[Hοelli]

Another one http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/tlc/overme.html :giggle:

[svrwxfreak25]

Okay so I got abducted in. :w00t: Seriously though, I'm not really liking ships right now though because I'm a Jater. :mad:

[AliCat]

Okay so I got abducted in. :w00t: Seriously though, I'm not really liking ships right now though because I'm a Jater. :mad:
SHHHHH! Don't say words like that around here! :eh: We're the A.S.S.!

[svrwxfreak25]

Hmm I think I may have a good song...let me go grab the lyrics. :shifty:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kellyclarkson/sinceubeengone.html

Maybe?

[PsychodelicS]

Hmm I think I may have a good song...let me go grab the lyrics. :shifty:

http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/kellyclarkson/sinceubeengone.html

Maybe?

:nod:

[Jade1021]

Dare I say this ship is... ASSinine? :giggle:
:eh: My mom is reading over my shoulder and had the same idea. :giggle:

Wow Claudia, I love the banner you made! :giggle:

Here are a couple I did.:D
http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/Jade1021/Thomas.jpg

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/Jade1021/ASS.jpg

[Captured]

Like Execute I wish to be a smart A.S.S.

[AliCat]

Like Execute I wish to be a smart A.S.S.
Would you settle for being our Wise ASS?

[Captured]

Would you settle for being our Wise ASS?

I'll take it...:w00t:

It's better than being the dumb A.S.S.

[PITAchic]

So this is where all the ASSes are coming from :shifty:

Dude.... Add me to the list!

[MasterMinion]

Wow Claudia, I love the banner you made! :giggle:
... wow! I can photoshop in my sleep!

:shifty: ... I didn't make a banner ... yours are nice though :p :D

[Marystat]

OH we cannot mention the ships in here!! We're A.S.Swises :D...er..:giggle:

Yep showing my Blonde A.S.S. in it's true form :giggle:

[PsychodelicS]

... wow! I can photoshop in my sleep!

spectasscular. :shifty:

[_Erica_]

:shock:

MEANIES!!!!111

First you keep me up all night, making me ded tired with all the orgy stuff, then when I'm out you have all the FUNH. You're such ASSES :no:

:shifty:

[Mighty_Squid]

26 people in seven hours. That's a lot of fine A.S.S.

[MasterMinion]

On songs, I just thought of Sir Mixalot, but then I realised he was talking about butts, not ASSes :cool: :giggle:

[georgiapeach81]

Cool! I'm in!:giggle:

[foxy_loves_me]

For the former shippers (http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/keithurban/youllthinkofme.html)...:rolleyes: :p
Keith says just get your A.S.S. outta here baby....I like being single. :nod:

[georgiapeach81]

Deb, page not found.:no:

[Rachel1313]

I'm in too! :) My user title 'provocante' means 'sexy' so, I'm going to add A.S.S to it...and voila! Sexy ASS is born. I'm going to need one of those great banners. I've never had a banner, so make it a good one. :D

[foxy_loves_me]

Deb, page not found.:no:

I think it is fixed Abby...:rolleyes: Maybe:shifty:

[PsychodelicS]

How about this one? Check out the lyrics:

Better off without you (http://www.sing365.com/music/Lyric.nsf/Better-Off-Without-You-lyrics-The-Clarks/8D2DE91D91F6272848256C9B00140DFE)

Or

Better off without you (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/zornik-better-off-without-you-lyrics.html) (2)

Also:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/Blabla/ass.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/Blabla/ass2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/Blabla/ass3.jpg

[georgiapeach81]

Ok, Deb.:p Aww, Keith!

:crackup:@the banners.

[Ethan's BFF]

Haha...love the second 1!!!

1 from me...sucks cause I'm not actually an A.S.S. *hides from flying objects*

http://i100.photobucket.com/albums/m18/EthansBFFL/ass.png

[foxy_loves_me]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/Blabla/ass2.jpg


:rotflol:
Oh my, I see great potential in this ship! Only :angel:s will post in this thread. :nod:
And that :devil: Squiddy....She gets us going, eh?:D

ETA...I'm not actually an A.S.S. *hides from flying objects*
Me neither, Jen, but if you post you become a big A.S.S....them there is the rules. :p

[Mighty_Squid]

cause I'm not actually an A.S.S. *hides from flying objects*



You are now.

You can pick up or drop off your A.S.S. uniforms here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50706).

[MasterMinion]

http://img126.imageshack.us/img126/1218/jackassrh8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

:giggle:

[_Erica_]

:crackup:

:crackup:

It's truly Assmaizing Claudia :giggle:

[Raven O'Reilly]

I believe this should be our song:

I'm an Asshole" by Dennis Leary

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me
About you
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests
About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles
Maybe in the sub-cockle area
Maybe in the liver
Maybe in the kidneys
Maybe even in the colon
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe
With a regular job
I'm your average white
Suburbanite slob
I like football, and porno, and books about war
I've got an average house
With a nice hardwood floor
My wife, and my job
My kids, and my car
My feet on my table
And a Cuban cigar
But sometimes that just ain't enough
To keep a man like me interested
Oh no, no way, uh uhh
No, I gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah

I drive really slow
In the ultra-fast lane
While people behind me are going insane

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets
And I piss on the seat
I walk around in the summer time sayin', "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in the handicapped spaces
While handicapped people
Make handicapped faces

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a real fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldn't be singin' this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong...
...
NAAAHHHHH!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the world's biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadilac El Dorado Convertable
Hot pink!
With whale skin hub caps
An all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby
At 115 miles per hour
Getting one mile per gallon
Sucking down Quarter Pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fashioned non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease-ball burgers
I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam containers right out the side
And there ain't a Goddamn thing anybody can do about it
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why!
Two words: Nuclear Fuckin' Weapons
Okay!?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the Democracy they want
They can have a big Democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienemen Square
And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we got the bombs
Okay!?
John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen!
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer We're gonna thaw out "The Duke"
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well, multiply that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off "The Duke"'s gonna be
I'm gonna get "The Duke"
And John Cassavetes
And Lee Marvin
And Sam Peckinpah
And a case of whiskey
And drive down to Texas
And-
(Hey, Hey! You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song, pal?
You know, the whole time I thought I was that asshole
And it turns out it was him
What an asshole!

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A - SS - HO - LE!
Everybody!!
A - SS - HO - LE!

*dog barking noises*

I'm an asshole and proud of it!

[Ethan's BFF]

^I love that song! Can sing it by heart!

[heatdamaged]

I bow before the genius of Denis Leary!:bow:

I have issues with commitment, so can I just be half-ASSed?:giggle:

[foxy_loves_me]

Remind me why I posted in this thread :no:

OOOOO, I forgot for a second. I'm An A.S.S!! :D

*we need badges*:nod:

[Mighty_Squid]

I have issues with commitment, so can I just be half-ASSed?:giggle:

Things just sort of happen in this thread.

[Hοelli]

A.S.S. uniforms
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
*wipes tears* *cracks up some more*

[Mighty_Squid]

It is the duty of every A.S.S. member to contribute to our uniforms here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50706).

Without it who will know just what it is to be an A.S.S.?

[PsychodelicS]

I contributed :nod:

[ehsteve]

these banners are all ASStounding!

what are we doing about uniforms?

[tabjai]

Great idea! :w00t:

Sign me up! Say no to ships. Ships are bad... :nod:

[capnlou]

I'm assuming this is the greatest thread I've missed out on in the last few days and I must join...

It will help to cure all those bad writing flus I've been having

[Exie]

I contributed :nod:
Me too! :w00t:

[pyro-spy]

Can I be proud A.S.S.? and I contributed too!

[Mighty_Squid]

Can I be proud A.S.S.? and I contributed too!

The A.S.S. moves in mysterious way.

[Jade1021]

Now you can be a card carrying ASS!:D

[foxy_loves_me]

Now you can be a card carrying ASS!:D
:rotflol: and :crackup:

[georgiapeach81]

:crackup:

[shred]

Through my secret modly powers, I abducted my own self into the A.S.S. :w00t: What I need is a Vincent ASS banner. (And he's got the cutest one on the island. Even if he really is a girl.:D ) Who better to it alone than my Vincie-poo?

[pyro-spy]

Now you can be a card carrying ASS!:D

:rotflol: I seriously laughed really loud at that! I think I scared my roommate... :shifty:

[Mighty_Squid]

Vincent A.S.S. sent via my magical PM powers.

[Becky Thatcher]

Ehh, I'm sort of in the same boat as Hoelli. Sana isn't even a ship, so it doesn't count.

So I hate all ships equally....

mostly...

eh, I'm apathetic.

[GirlyMum]

This is great... can I join?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i264/GirlyMum/KickingAssBan-1.jpg

[Melusine]

Me want to join too.:D

[i-love-drose]

i found a song tat sorta fits



We talk about your work how your boss is a jerk
We talk about your church and your head when it hurts
We talk about the troubles you've been having with your brother
About your daddy and your mother and your crazy ex-lover
We talk about your friends and the places that you've been
We talk about your skin and the dimples on your chin
The polish on your toes and the run in your hose
And God knows we're gonna talk about your clothes
You know talking about you makes me smile
But every once in awhile

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about i
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me

We talk about your dreams and we talk about your schemes
your high school team and your moisturizer creme
We talk about your nanna up in Muncie, Indiana
We talk about your grandma down in Alabama
We talk about your guys of every shape and size
The ones that you despise and the ones you idolize
We talk about your heart, about your brains and your smarts
And your medical charts and when you start
You know talking about you makes me grin
But every now and then

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you you you you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,
You you you you you you you you youyouyouyouyou
I wanna talk about me

I wanna talk about me
Wanna talk about I
Wanna talk about number one
Oh my me my
What I think, what I like, what I know, what I want, what I see
I like talking about you, you, you, you, usually, but occasionally
I wanna talk about me (me,me,me,-background singers)
I wanna talk about me
I wanna talk about me(me,me,me,-background singers)
Oh me!

[Maroon]

^haha, that song is hilarious. Love it! What's it called, and who is it sang by, if it is? ;)

[svrwxfreak25]

Now you can be a card carrying ASS!:D

:crackup:

[georgiapeach81]

That's I Wanna Talk About Me by Toby Keith:)

[louise_62]

I think this is the first banner I've had that isn't a ship one. :w00t: I want to join A.S.S. I'm going to find an A.S.S avi.

[Marystat]

LOL all this ASSness makes me all :giggle: ly

I am loving the ASStastic banners :D

[Exie]

ASStastic :D:crackup: I'm using that in my next banner!!! :giggle:

[svrwxfreak25]

Since everyone is doing stuff like Smart A.S.S. and Wise A.S.S. I decided to use Dumb A.S.S. :D

[javery]

OMG!!! I just found this thread! I've never seen it before! I have tears i my eyes! I love it! :D Seriously, seriously funny stuff! :D Great banners everyone BTW! awesome!

[foxy_loves_me]

OMG!!! I just found this thread! I've never seen it before! I have tears i my eyes! I love it! :D Seriously, seriously funny stuff! :D Great banners everyone BTW! awesome!

Thank you, thank you...:bow:
We consider ourselves ASSthetically pleasing.:giggle: :o

[javery]

Thank you, thank you...:bow:
We consider ourselves ASSthetically pleasing.:giggle: :o

Lol! Can I please join BTW? I tried to find the last post of the list but couldn't be *ass*ed (snicker) after going back two pages and still not finding it! :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

If I stay here for too long am I likely to become a mASS murderer? :shifty:

So who's gonna take the title of Punk Ass Bitch? :p

[georgiapeach81]

Squiddy will add you when she comes on.;)

[Exie]

Thank you, thank you...:bow:
We consider ourselves ASSthetically pleasing.:giggle: :o
:rotflol:

[PsychodelicS]

:rotflol: I seriously laughed really loud at that! I think I scared my roommate... :shifty:

That's okay, you're better of without him/her!

PS. We're actually really A.S.S.ocial, no?

[louise_62]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-13.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-11.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-4.jpg

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-1.jpg http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A.jpg http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-2.jpg

Made a couple, but I got a bit carried away. :shifty: Can I add them to the uniform thread? I've got a couple more.

[javery]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-11.jpg

OMG!!! I love this one! So clever! :D

[Mighty_Squid]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-11.jpg



This is an excellent example of an A.S.S. Uniform.

Remember it's not just showing that you are an A.S.S. member but to also show what we stand for.

No kissing.

No talking.

No shipping!

Everyone should just find thier own little island and stare into middle distance.

[PsychodelicS]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-11.jpg

:rotflol:

[another_anna]

I'm actually just laughing my ASS off. :crackup:
...I wanna be an ASS too... (never thought I'd ever say that lol)

[foxy_loves_me]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-11.jpg


http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-2.jpg



Oh mercy...these two are :crackup:

[PsychodelicS]

I'm actually just laughing my ASS off. :crackup:
...I wanna be an ASS too... (never thought I'd ever say that lol)

Aw, you're allready an ASS.

I mean that in a non-insulting way.

It's just. You post - You ASS.

[another_anna]

Aw, you're allready an ASS.

I mean that in a non-insulting way.

It's just. You post - You ASS.

LOL
I'm a natural born ASS! :giggle:

[Rachel1313]

Since everyone is doing stuff like Smart A.S.S. and Wise A.S.S. I decided to use Dumb A.S.S. :D


Awww, that was going to be my suggestion for you. :w00t:

[LadyIrina]

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m179/louise_62/A-1.jpg


:love:
I may Othernap this...

[The Czar]

Man there's a.s.s. all over the place now
I wanna be a hard ass lol

I've always secretly been a fan of Michael cause he did kill a possible love trapazoid between Kate-Jack-Sawyer-Ana and a Hibby ship

[Becky Thatcher]

Gasp! :shock: I can't believe that no one has taken Dope A.S.S. yet!

[Exie]

Gasp! :shock: I can't believe that no one has taken Dope A.S.S. yet!
It's all yours. :nod:

[louise_62]

Damn Czar, I wanted to be hardA.S.S!

I think Michael should be our mascot. He doesn't get a lot of love around the forum, but he destroyed several ships so we can like him right?

[Hοelli]

I vote for Vincent as mascot, he (she :giggle:) never had any ship :muwaha:

[foxy_loves_me]

I vote for Vincent as mascot, he (she :giggle:) never had any ship :muwaha:
:nod: Good idea!!:)

[Mighty_Squid]

Vincent is now the mascot of A.S.S.

[georgiapeach81]

Yay, go Vincent!;)

[Rachel1313]

Good idea. :w00t:

[The Czar]

Unless Vincent has been in cahoots with the polar bears :(

[foxy_loves_me]

Unless Vincent has been in cahoots with the polar bears :(
:crackup:
And that ship was called?? *thinks* Vears? PB&V? Bearcent?:shifty:

Slogan: "Species differences makes our love stronger!" :p

Ode to the ship:"When a Dog loves a Polar Bear" :)

The polar bears by being white
gives up their camouflage at night,
And, yet without a thought or care,
they wander here, meander there,
Vincent will protect his loves
He cherishes them as his turtledoves,
If the polar bears are troubled and need to mend,
Vincent knows about Charlie's heroin.

(You don't think he actually took it all to Charlie do you?):p

*I am a loon...I know*:rolleyes:

[pyro-spy]

Unless Vincent has been in cahoots with the polar bears :(
:rotflol:

[georgiapeach81]

:crackup:

[chair]

This ship is too good to pass up :D could I please join?:)

[Celon]

Catchy pairing titles are for losers.

Haha.
Best. Thread. Ever.

[The Czar]

Everyone who posts is automatically put on a list. This isn't a ship.

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.

Or will be.

It's only a matter of time.

:whiteflag:
That sounds like fun lol

[shred]

I vote for Vincent as mascot, he (she :giggle:) never had any ship :muwaha:
Behold my banner.

[foxy_loves_me]

Squiddy....SQUIDDY! (She is ignoring me because I have posted too much Foxy in here.):rolleyes: :p

:please: add "Foxy's A.S.S. Mate" by my abducted...uh...voluntarily posted name on the "official" A.S.S. list.:)

Thank you! :hug:

Dang, forgot again...no :hug: :no:
:D

[Mighty_Squid]

Did someone just say something? :blank:

[The Czar]

Did someone just say something? :blank:

No, it was just my stank ASS

Excuse me :o

[foxy_loves_me]

:crackup:
Depends undergarments :please:
:whiteflag::rotflol:

[PITAchic]

Oh, hell, I think I'll just go with "Pain In The A.S.S." (How original, huh? :p)

[Rachel1313]

Oh, hell, I think I'll just go with "Pain In The A.S.S." (How original, huh? :p)


Niiice one. :D

[LaliasO24SswT]

I want to be an A.S.S., they are so nice! BTW, do you have a list of ASSes and what kinds? Example: Hard Ass, Smart Ass, Wise Ass ?

Edit: Is the first post an updated list?

[foxy_loves_me]

I want to be an A.S.S., they are so nice! BTW, do you have a list of ASSes and what kinds? Example: Hard Ass, Smart Ass, Wise Ass ?

:shifty: Psst....First page of the thread.:D
EDIT: Yes it is :nod:

[LaliasO24SswT]

Yes, thank you!!!
Psst....First page of the thread.
EDIT: Yes it is
Yep, too bad for me Dumb Ass has already been taken :shifty:

Edit: Btw: I call Lazy A.S.S.

[foxy_loves_me]

Yes, thank you!!!

Yep, too bad for me Dumb Ass has already been taken :shifty:

Tee hee:giggle: :shifty:
*could start a sequence of Dumb A.S.S.es...Maybe you could be Dumb A.S.S. #2? :) ...just a thought.:rolleyes: :D *

[The Czar]

here's a few "Available" A.S.S. types in case anyone can't think of any:
regular A.S.S.
tight A.S.S.
sore A.S.S.
kiss A.S.S.
tired A.S.S.
lame A.S.S.
cheap A.S.S.
kicked A.S.S.
rich A.S.S.
stank A.S.S.
skank A.S.S.
sassafrA.S.S.

[Becky Thatcher]

sassafrA.S.S.

:crackup:

Dunno why that's so funny, but it was.

[svrwxfreak25]

For anyone else who wants to take Dumb A.S.S., feel free. :)

[LaliasO24SswT]

Hasn't anyone thought of Jack A.S.S. or even Jack's A.S.S.??:shock:

[Mighty_Squid]

For anyone else who wants to take Dumb A.S.S., feel free. :)


Sorry, no exchanges. Store credit only.

[Rachel1313]

Hasn't anyone thought of Jack A.S.S. or even Jack's A.S.S.??:shock:


I did, and I thought it would make a hysterical banner. Somehow. :p

[svrwxfreak25]

Sorry anyone else who wants Dumb A.S.S. I must obey what the #1 A.S.S. says. :D

[LttlMissLst]

Oh my God...*Is cackling*

You guys are just...I LOVE YOU! :crackup: This is a welcome change from shippering, I can tell you. ;)

[LaliasO24SswT]

I did, and I thought it would make a hysterical banner. Somehow. :p
I agree! :giggle:

[Rachel1313]

I called my husband at work today and told him, "Guess what? I'm an A.S.S." He said, "Rachel I'm really busy. Do you have anything to say that I don't already know?" :blank:

[LaliasO24SswT]

I called my husband at work today and told him, "Guess what? I'm an A.S.S." He said, "Rachel I'm really busy. Do you have anything to say that I don't already know?" :blank:
That sucks...:blank:

[anitab]

It's been exactly 24 hours and this thread is already 12 pages long!!!

[svrwxfreak25]

I called my husband at work today and told him, "Guess what? I'm an A.S.S." He said, "Rachel I'm really busy. Do you have anything to say that I don't already know?" :blank:

:rotflol:

[The Czar]

I called my husband at work today and told him, "Guess what? I'm an A.S.S." He said, "Rachel I'm really busy. Do you have anything to say that I don't already know?" :blank:

I said the same thing to Steph. She said "You're a what?"
"Im an A.S.S.!"
"You're an 'Aaaaah'???"
"ASS! I'm an ASS!"
"You're not an ass *giggle*"
"Yes I am!"
"*giggle* I'm confued"
"Nevermind.."
"You make no sense lol"

sigh

[Rachel1313]

That sucks...:blank:


Yeah...I named him Suck A.S.S. :D We're not as nice to each other as Czar and his fiance.

ANITA You posted you posted....that means you've joined.
Squiddy's gonna add you. Ahahaha. Czar and I already have a selection of names for you.

[The Czar]

Hmmm this "Ass" conversation with Steph quickly turned into an argument lol..she has no clue what the heck im talkinga bout
Yay Anitab is Red A.S.S. :D

[Rachel1313]

Red A.S.S. :crackup: Someone should let her know we've decided for her.

[anitab]

Red A.S.S. :crackup: Someone should let her know we've decided for her.

Red???!!! I thought you wanted, Right ASS????!!!

I think I should be TexASS. :D

[Rachel1313]

Well, you'd better give it some thought, Anita. No give backs once you decide. Them's the rules.

[anitab]

The 'no sex' rule applies only on the island, right? :giggle:

[The Czar]

45. anitab - TexA.S.S.

Too late! lol, you've already been ASSified and you cannot go back :)
Welcome to Asses-R-Us

[foxy_loves_me]

And I was thiiiiiiiisssss close to actually going to bed. Now it is getting good.:nod:
:popcorn: *waits*

[Mighty_Squid]

Well, you'd better give it some thought, Anita. No give backs once you decide. Them's the rules.

Yep.

Got to be careful around here.

[anitab]

Man, Squiddy!! You're fast!!!!

[Aaron_Littleton]

Wow there is a whole bunch of A.S.S here. Im ready for abduction.

[Rachel1313]

And I was thiiiiiiiisssss close to actually going to bed. Now it is getting good.:nod:
:popcorn: *waits*


Deb, your bed time is getting later and later. All this A.S.S. is keeping you up too late.

Anita Yes, I think it only applies to shipping pertaining to LOST. Although, I could give up shipping at home for a while, too. For the sake of A.S.S. I think I could.:D

[Mighty_Squid]

The 'no sex' rule applies only on the island, right? :giggle:

I was told by my husband that yes, it only applies to Lost.

[GirlyMum]

Welcome to Asses-R-Us

:crackup:

[The Czar]

Are we not allowed sing about love? Or do I have to bleep out that word? Cause I frequently burst out into song. Maybe some Bad Company :) Feel like maaaaaking L***

[anitab]

http://i22.photobucket.com/albums/b310/Jade1021/ASS.jpg

This gives me an idea:

ASS Crack! Who wants it?

[javery]

Anyone got ASS-ASSinated? If not I'm claiming! :D

[823freckles]

Wow. There is a lot of A.S.S. on this thread! I'd like to be an A.S.S. Specifically, an A.S.S. Goblin.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v309/nsg2006/assgoblin.jpg

:shifty:

[another_anna]

Here's another slogan:
A.S.S. kicks ass!
or:
the Better Off Alone A.S.S.ociation


Btw, can I be "the A.S.S.istant"?? :hyper:

[ShadedSkies]

Hey Squiddy, I know you said no exchanges but can I change mine to First clA.S.S.? Please?

[tabjai]

I guess I could be tabASS :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

I guess I could be tabASS :D
or IgnASSio ;)

or even 'the pASSitab'

[tabjai]

or IgnASSio ;)

or even 'the pASSitab'

Didn't think about that... :D Maybe :p

[svrwxfreak25]

Better hurry up or Squiddy will decide for you tabjai. :D :whip:

[tabjai]

tabASS would be better :D Plus, it's spanish slang for shoe :rolleyes:

[svrwxfreak25]

lol I didn't know that. :giggle:

[PsychodelicS]

I want an ass-slogan too :(

I want A.S.S. if :shifty: - is that possible?

If not, I want clASSy :p or.. A.S.S.itude :p

-sigh- the possibilities.


ETA: :rotflol:

Look what I found

Click (http://www.morewords.com/contains/ass/)

[AliCat]

I'm surprised bashveank hasn't joined. He'd be the perfect Ninja A.S.S.assin. :giggle:

Quick, Rachel, trick him into posting in here. :shifty:

[foxy_loves_me]

Oh merciful Lord!! :rotflol:
The banners that will come out of that link!!! :D
Too funny! Thanks for posting it!
(Off to church now with A.S.S. on my mind :rolleyes:):shifty:
:waves:

OOOO...Let's re-cap. We have a slogan, a mascot, great art, some music (I think we need a soundtrack...who's in charge of that?:)) so we need a spoilers thread :shifty: (hides from Ali:eek: ) and some fan fics. Did I leave anything out?:p

ETA....I forgot vids! Can you imagine the precious vids that could come from A.S.S.? :p

[Hοelli]

LMAO :D I already know a vid that would fit :giggle:
http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=46723

[AliCat]

A.S.S. Spoilers? Sure, why not. :p

I think I could manage an A.S.S. fic. :nod: :hyper:

[foxy_loves_me]

Ahhh....our A.S.S. ship is coming together nicely. :hug:

Sorry, overly emotional again. :giggle::o

LMAO at the vid Hoelli! :rotflol:

and start writing that fic you Nice A.S.S. Cat! :giggle:

[_Erica_]

Go The A(SS)LiCat ! :giggle:

[javery]

I reckon we need some A.S.S. captions! Anyone up for the challenge? :D

[PsychodelicS]

ass captions?

captions.. of ass?

captions of.. :blank:

eh?

[AliCat]

I think she means like those Jate/Skate parody/caption threads. :p

[javery]

You're right Ali! :D I did mean that sort of caption...I'm not quite sure what you were thinking Ruby...do I want to know? ;) Perhaps I might do some...when my exams are over...speaking of which it's time to hit the sack...and on that note ALL SHIPS MUST SINK!!! :muwaha: g'nite all!

[Emmma203]

Hahaha, this thread is asstastic. Keep it up. :D

[AliCat]

Hahaha, this thread is asstastic. Keep it up. :D
Welcome to the A.S.S. HQ, Emmma203! What sort of A.S.S. do you fancy yourself? Would you like to be our A.S.S.ociate?

[Emmma203]

Welcome to the A.S.S. HQ, Emmma203! What sort of A.S.S. do you fancy yourself? Would you like to be our A.S.S.ociate?

Call me Emma. ;) And Yes, I'd love to be an A.S.S.ociate. :D I'll be a wonderful A.S.S.

[Melusine]

Can I use Move your A.S.S.! as an ass-slogan?

[AliCat]

Can I use Move your A.S.S.! as an ass-slogan?
I think that's appropriate. :D

[Jade1021]

A.S.S. Spoilers? Sure, why not. :p

I think I could manage an A.S.S. fic. :nod: :hyper:
:giggle: (@ the idea of fan fic)

[written in journal]
Day 1 I'm alone now. Yep, just sitting here. I found sound food. I think I'll eat it later.

Day2 ^ see day one :blank:

Day3 Same

[Mighty_Squid]

Perhaps an A.S.S. fic challenge is in order.

Here it is (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=1894875).

[svrwxfreak25]

Maybe I'll try actually writing a fic for the challenge, I got an A+ writing a satire paper in class last year. :giggle:

[823freckles]

A.S.S.ions? Let's get it started!

[nightskiesfading]

Oh Lord.

With how this season is going, sign me up Squiddy!

Fic challenge? Awesome.

[ShadedSkies]

Oh you guys...:D

Btw, Squid, you made a mistake in the first thread. Ruby already is A.S.S. if. I'm supposed to be First clA.S.S. ;)

[Mighty_Squid]

Oh you guys...:D

Btw, Squid, you made a mistake in the first thread. Ruby already is A.S.S. if. I'm supposed to be First clA.S.S. ;)

I don't make mistakes. :blank:

[heatdamaged]

Tossed up a quick Claire journal entry in the fic challenge thread.:)

[PsychodelicS]

:giggle:

I made a tiny fic too.

[Mighty_Squid]

Great work heatdamaged.

:cookie:

[heatdamaged]

Thanks Mighty Squid, I would love to see you do an ASS fic for Locke.

Nice job PsychodelicS.

[Marystat]

:giggle:

I made a tiny fic too.

Read it, gave my feedback too :crackup:

[PsychodelicS]

Thanks Mighty Squid, I would love to see you do an ASS fic for Locke.

Nice job PsychodelicS.

Call me Ruby.
Thanks!


Read it, gave my feedback too :crackup:

:nod: Answered to your feedback

Thanks :giggle:

[Mighty_Squid]

Great idea Heat.

I'll get to work on Locke's A.S.S.









(fic)

[heatdamaged]

:giggle:

I knew you couldn't resist Locke's A.S.S. the fic of course.

[anitab]

I'm surprised bashveank hasn't joined. He'd be the perfect Ninja A.S.S.assin. :giggle:

Quick, Rachel, trick him into posting in here. :shifty:

He hasn't been seen since Friday PM. He said he was gonna be taping the next few episodes, but I don't know why.

[another_anna]

Here's a suggestion for the A.S.S. soundtrack:

It Ain't Me Babe (Silvertide) (http://www.lyricsmania.com/soundtracklyrics/lady_in_the_water_soundtrack_lyrics_937/it_aint_me_babe_silvertide_lyrics_14692.html)

I'm also working on some banners, but my PC decided to be a REAL ass today and doesn't work properly so I suppose I won't be able to upload them as soon as I'd like to...

[Mighty_Squid]

Can't wait to see your banners Anna.

Locke's A.S.S. (fic) (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50850)

[anitab]

Nobody's taken PHAT A.S.S.?

[nightskiesfading]

I've always seen myself as a horse's A.S.S....

I think I'm going to write a Jack A.S.S. Fic :p

[Ellibee]

What a great thread! :D

[luminous]

^^seriously!

I've been laughing my butt off. you guys are seriously amazing. :D

[SweetRapture71]

:crackup:

this is brilliant. really.

[Ardent Desire]

Everyone who posts is automatically put on a list. This isn't a ship.

You don't volunteer, you're abducted.

Or will be.

It's only a matter of time.

I wanna join, this thread is too hilarious! Where are these fics btw?

[another_anna]

I just thought about something...
S.O.S. = ASS.O.S.

A.S.S. our souls...
lol...

[foxy_loves_me]

I wanna join, this thread is too hilarious! Where are these fics btw?

http://lost-forum.com/forumdisplay.php?f=154

Fics are here! Look under A.S.S. after the titles!:D

Squiddy!!! Add clem_ross:shifty:
She has posted twice I think and is not on the list.:shifty:

[Mighty_Squid]

Where are these fics btw?

The A.S.S. Fan Fic Challenge (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=50831)

If you arn't going to write then you should comment.

Every A.S.S. needs a little support sometimes.



I just thought about something...
S.O.S. = ASS.O.S.

You really should be careful what you type in here.

[PsychodelicS]

^^seriously!

I've been laughing my butt off. you guys are seriously amazing. :D

seriASSly.

['89]

This thread is just beautiful :rotflol: