'Anthrocontemnia' Season Two: People Suxxors

[Raven O'Reilly]

To start off the thread:

I work in the Public Defender office in the Delinquent Juvenile unit as an administrative clerk and today I got a phone call from some VERY angry parents. The woman starts off the phone call by introducing herself as Dr-Very-Angry-Mom and I'm thinking "Okay..." So I look up her daughter's record and it turns out that her 3 cases are not only discharged and closed, but have been for over a year. Meanwhile, I can hear the daughter in the background mouthing off and Dr-Very-Angry-Mom is getting even angrier. She wants her daughter to go to school, that's about as much as I understood. I guess she was getting mad at me to because she handed off the phone to Mr-Pissed-Off-Dad.

I tell them that since their daughter had no open delinquent cases, we couldn't do anything about it, but they could file a truancy petition with the court. He immediately cuts me off by saying:

"You people are full of bulls---, you know that? You people are full of bulls---!"

So I said something like, "Sir, I'm just a clerk here telling you how it is and there are no lawyers here at the moment for you to speak to," to which he hangs up on me.

The funny thing is, there were two lawyers standing right there by my desk. Hehe.

If you're going to start cursing me out when I'm trying to help, then you're not getting any help from me. First off, she's not my daughter. Second, they had their information wrong. She was discharged, meaning the case is closed. They were telling me she was still on probation. She wasn't. Third, we deal with delinquency cases and the problem with her going to school is not delinquent unless she gets arrested for something. Fourth, they're calling the Public Defenders Office. An office that makes an effort to keep kids out of being sent off somewhere.

People suxxors. :nod:

[Adelheid]

Gah. Don't get me started on people.

[Richie Rich]

OK OK OK. if im gettin this thread right here is something that MAKES ME SOOOO MAD

workin on a bar. A guy comes up to the bar. Im standing, noone else to serve but this one guy. i want to serve him as quickly as poss so i can get back to doing nothing. i wait. He looks up the bar, he looks down the bar. Checking every beer pump to see what we sell. To make sure he hasnt missed anything he walks to the end of the bar, scans the pumps and walks back to where he once stood in front of me. Im waiting. Impatiently. Uncomfortably. The silence is broken....

'Can i have a pint of Fosters Superchilled please?' he asks.

'Sorry sir we dont sell Fosters Superchilled'. I reply.

'Oh, just a normal pint of fosters then.'

'Sorry sir, we dont sell Normal fosters either.'

'Erm, ill have a pint of stella instead then.'

'We dont sell any of that either sir, Carling or Coors sir?'

'Oh ill have a pint of Carlsburg please'

'no sir, C.A.R.L.I.N.G or C.O.O.R.S sir'

'i suppose ill have a Carling extra cold then'

'No sir, we only do regular carling.'

You may think im exagerating this for the sake of being dramatic for the thread but i swear to you im not. Ive had it go on worse before. And this will happen to a bar person on a daily bases. It is probably one of teh single most annoying things for a bar person. You see it in their eyes gettin annoyed as every time they ask for something, you say we dont have it. They look at you as if its YOUR fault. NO, GET SOME FREAKING GLASSES!!!!

I think i mentioned this before in another thread a while back,
A guy comes up asking for, lets say Woodpecker - For those that dont know - this is a SWEET cider.
some guy asks for it to which i reply, 'No sir, we sell Red C or Blackthorn Cider' (I wont do the whole thing again lol:giggle: )

Now Red C is the sweet cider and blackthorn is the Dry Cider. Most ppl have heard of blackthorn but not so much of Red C.

Anyway this guy and many others 9 times out of 10 will then say, 'Well ill have a blackthorn then'

im like in my head - u asked for sweet cider so have the sweet cider.

Truth is, 99% of the general public dont really know what they are drinking half the time and wouldnt even know the difference if you gave them another brand which they didnt ask for anyway.

ARARRRRGGHHHHhhh

[you think?]

People are....:boom:

[Rachel1313]

OK OK OK. if im gettin this thread right here is something that MAKES ME SOOOO MAD

workin on a bar. A guy comes up to the bar. Im standing, noone else to serve but this one guy. i want to serve him as quickly as poss so i can get back to doing nothing. i wait. He looks up the bar, he looks down the bar. Checking every beer pump to see what we sell. To make sure he hasnt missed anything he walks to the end of the bar, scans the pumps and walks back to where he once stood in front of me. Im waiting. Impatiently. Uncomfortably. The silence is broken....

'Can i have a pint of Fosters Superchilled please?' he asks.

'Sorry sir we dont sell Fosters Superchilled'. I reply.

'Oh, just a normal pint of fosters then.'

'Sorry sir, we dont sell Normal fosters either.'

'Erm, ill have a pint of stella instead then.'

'We dont sell any of that either sir, Carling or Coors sir?'

'Oh ill have a pint of Carlsburg please'

'no sir, C.A.R.L.I.N.G or C.O.O.R.S sir'

'i suppose ill have a Carling extra cold then'

'No sir, we only do regular carling.'

You may think im exagerating this for the sake of being dramatic for the thread but i swear to you im not. Ive had it go on worse before. And this will happen to a bar person on a daily bases. It is probably one of teh single most annoying things for a bar person. You see it in their eyes gettin annoyed as every time they ask for something, you say we dont have it. They look at you as if its YOUR fault. NO, GET SOME FREAKING GLASSES!!!!

I think i mentioned this before in another thread a while back,
A guy comes up asking for, lets say Woodpecker - For those that dont know - this is a SWEET cider.
some guy asks for it to which i reply, 'No sir, we sell Red C or Blackthorn Cider' (I wont do the whole thing again lol:giggle: )

Now Red C is the sweet cider and blackthorn is the Dry Cider. Most ppl have heard of blackthorn but not so much of Red C.

Anyway this guy and many others 9 times out of 10 will then say, 'Well ill have a blackthorn then'

im like in my head - u asked for sweet cider so have the sweet cider.

Truth is, 99% of the general public dont really know what they are drinking half the time and wouldnt even know the difference if you gave them another brand which they didnt ask for anyway.

ARARRRRGGHHHHhhh


Sounds to me like you need to stock up on a few things. :D

[you think?]

I was at school today and this girl who liked me was yelling at me because I didn't say hi to her.:rolleyes: I said "OH WOW IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ISN'T IT?":giggle:

[i_eat_tissues]

okay guys, my turn *hogs spotlight*

before i start i should mention that my english teacher doesn't despise me, doesn't hate me, but LOATES me... just bear that in mind. :rolleyes:
it was english, period 8, 3pm. time to go home.
now, i catch an early bus, it's there at 3:00 and leaves at 3:04 which leves me only 4 minutes to get from wherever i am to that bus. now the bell rings, and two minutes later, we're still in class. i point out to my teacher that the bell HAS gone and that i need to catch my bus. and this is what she says.
"class is dismissed when i say it is, now go back to you're seat and shutup!"
i had half a mind to just yell "NO!" and walk out, but, i knew that i would be punished to the full extent of the law (lol) if i did.
the thing which annoys me most is that i know she's doing it just to piss me off. :mad:
so i returned to my seat. i get let out at 3:03.5 which gives me only 30 seconds in which i have to sprint, looking like a complete moron with my bag flying off me [it's a shoulder bag]
long story short i made the bus. :p but i ended up having an argument with this girl because she wouldn't let me sit next to her and so i tripped her over as she left the bus and now i have made an enemy for life. *sigh* all because my english teacher hates me :rolleyes:

[Exie]

okay guys, my turn *hogs spotlight*

before i start i should mention that my english teacher doesn't despise me, doesn't hate me, but LOATES me... just bear that in mind. :rolleyes:
it was english, period 8, 3pm. time to go home.
now, i catch an early bus, it's there at 3:00 and leaves at 3:04 which leves me only 4 minutes to get from wherever i am to that bus. now the bell rings, and two minutes later, we're still in class. i point out to my teacher that the bell HAS gone and that i need to catch my bus. and this is what she says.
"class is dismissed when i say it is, now go back to you're seat and shutup!"
i had half a mind to just yell "NO!" and walk out, but, i knew that i would be punished to the full extent of the law (lol) if i did.
the thing which annoys me most is that i know she's doing it just to piss me off. :mad:
so i returned to my seat. i get let out at 3:03.5 which gives me only 30 seconds in which i have to sprint, looking like a complete moron with my bag flying off me [it's a shoulder bag]
long story short i made the bus. :p but i ended up having an argument with this girl because she wouldn't let me sit next to her and so i tripped her over as she left the bus and now i have made an enemy for life. *sigh* all because my english teacher hates me :rolleyes:
Pfft. I'd sure say something to someone official up there. There's no reason why you should be made to miss your bus. When I was in high school I missed my bus SO much my junior year because my locker was on the OTHER side of campus from the buses. Luckily my mom worked right in town so she could come pick me up, but I had to stay with her at work til she got off. How does that teacher know you have another ride home?? What if you dont?? You're stuck there who knows how long.

Yes. People suxxors. :shakefist:

[svrwxfreak25]

I was at school today and this girl who liked me was yelling at me because I didn't say hi to her.:rolleyes: I said "OH WOW IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD ISN'T IT?":giggle:

lol :giggle: Seriously, you're in a way lucky though, there's like one girl at my school that actually wants to talk with me. :rolleyes:

[Quiet Tempest]

:giggle:

The Anthro-thread in full swing. Good job, Raven!

[lykeomgzlol25]

The people in my school drive me crazy. Espcially the freshmen. They don't know anything yet and it's insanely frustrating. They're always like "oh, I see my friend, let's stop right infront of the stairs and have a conversation" and :banghead: And then there's the people who walk as slow as possible to get to class, just because they don't want to be in class, and my schedule is the worst. I go from the 1st (or 2nd) floor to the 3rd floor on the other side of the school, so people walking slow is not a good plan when I have very unsympathetic teachers. So. Discusting. :banghead:

[you think?]

Argh I know!:crazy:SCHOOL SUCKS.:boom:

[Starred]

I wish I didn't, but I hate practically everyone. Dead serious. :blank: The only people I don't hate are my friends and my friends on LF. (:grouphug:) People are just so STUPID and OBVIOUS and MORONIC. :banghead: :worry: I hate people. Geez.

There is a small percentile of people I don't have a problem with.

[Raven O'Reilly]

:giggle:

The Anthro-thread in full swing. Good job, Raven!

Heh. I try. :D

"I do it all because I'm eeeeviillll...." ;)

[i_eat_tissues]

How does that teacher know you have another ride home?? What if you dont?? You're stuck there who knows how long.


actually, she does. you see, my mum just so happens to work at the same school as me :rolleyes:
but, she could need to stay back late right? right :nod:

[aoikotora]

I have problems with many, many people...especially my :censored: brother after this weekend. :mad:

He was home alone all weekend, and this should have been fine, as he is eighteen. However, this idiot invited all his friends over (as kids do when they're home alone), and one of them stole our brand new, never been watched (except for disc 7, which was in the dvd player so we still have it), bought personally by me on the day it came out, Lost season 2 dvd box set. Me brother has to buy us a new one, but knowing him, that could take MONTHS!!! :shock:

Also, last year, one of his friends stole disc seven of season 1.

-Torie

Edit: My mom went to Target and bought another DVD set because my brother wouldn't. He now owes her 40 bucks, which was what the first one cost, instead of the 55 bucks that the new one cost. When is that woman going to learn that you need to smack him down and make him pay for the gas it took to go get it as well if you want that idiot to learn something? (Wow...I've got two people in my immediate family on my hit list now...)

[Raven O'Reilly]

I have problems with many, many people...especially my :censored: brother after this weekend. :mad:

He was home alone all weekend, and this should have been fine, as he is eighteen. However, this idiot invited all his friends over (as kids do when they're home alone), and one of them stole our brand new, never been watched (except for disc 7, which was in the dvd player so we still have it), bought personally by me on the day it came out, Lost season 2 dvd box set. Me brother has to buy us a new one, but knowing him, that could take MONTHS!!! :shock:

Also, last year, one of his friends stole disc seven of season 1.

-Torie


*Gets out sniper rifle and goes a huntin'!*

[PITAchic]

Haha, you what really gets you to start hating people? Working in retail. Now I've been told I have a pretty high tolerance for annoying people, but sometimes work is ridiculous :shifty:

Like last week, we had this lady and her husband come in to return some shirts. I scanned the receipt to do the return, and a totally different list of purchases comes up. Turns out, they rotate the salescheck numbers on the receipts so after a few months, the numbers are reused for a new purchase (does this make sense?). Anyway, I looked at the receipt again and realized her purchase was made back at the beginning of May, and we have a 90 day return policy. I told her I could make an exception and put the money back on a gift card for her; she said that was fine. But when you make returns either over 90 days or without a receipt, it only gives you back the credit for how much each item currently costs; so if it's on sale or clearance and you bought it at full price, you're SOL. So that's exactly what happened; she got about $30 back from about $50 in purchases. Then she got mad at me because she didn't get all her money. I showed her the return policy on the back of the receipt, where it clearly states that we only have a 90 day return policy. Then, the witch yelled at me because "the receipt didn't state the rules about our exception policy." Um, please, I didn't HAVE to give you that exception if you're too lazy to wait 4 months to return some shirts. The policy is 90 days. We have signs that say it, and it says so on the back of your freaking receipt. Anyway, she went to our Human Resources office and made a big stink about it, so a manager came out and gave her all her money back (in cash, too, which you aren't supposed to do, but I'm not gonna correct a manager....). But I was like :mad: for the rest of the night.

Then yesterday, a lady came in to ask us to break a five dollar bill for her, and we're not allowed to give change unless someone's making a purchase (too many people scamming us in the past or something). Anyway, I was with another cashier who politely told her we couldn't give her change. So she goes off on us, yelling "WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! I'M GONNA E-MAIL *$@^#*% SEARS HEADQUARTERS AND TELL THEM WHAT *#%$#$ CUSTOMER SERVICE THEY HAVE!" We were both like :blank:

It's customers like that that make you wanna go :banghead:

[Starred]

Haha, you what really gets you to start hating people? Working in retail. Now I've been told I have a pretty high tolerance for annoying people, but sometimes work is ridiculous :shifty:

Like last week, we had this lady and her husband come in to return some shirts. I scanned the receipt to do the return, and a totally different list of purchases comes up. Turns out, they rotate the salescheck numbers on the receipts so after a few months, the numbers are reused for a new purchase (does this make sense?). Anyway, I looked at the receipt again and realized her purchase was made back at the beginning of May, and we have a 90 day return policy. I told her I could make an exception and put the money back on a gift card for her; she said that was fine. But when you make returns either over 90 days or without a receipt, it only gives you back the credit for how much each item currently costs; so if it's on sale or clearance and you bought it at full price, you're SOL. So that's exactly what happened; she got about $30 back from about $50 in purchases. Then she got mad at me because she didn't get all her money. I showed her the return policy on the back of the receipt, where it clearly states that we only have a 90 day return policy. Then, the witch yelled at me because "the receipt didn't state the rules about our exception policy." Um, please, I didn't HAVE to give you that exception if you're too lazy to wait 4 months to return some shirts. The policy is 90 days. We have signs that say it, and it says so on the back of your freaking receipt. Anyway, she went to our Human Resources office and made a big stink about it, so a manager came out and gave her all her money back (in cash, too, which you aren't supposed to do, but I'm not gonna correct a manager....). But I was like :mad: for the rest of the night.

Then yesterday, a lady came in to ask us to break a five dollar bill for her, and we're not allowed to give change unless someone's making a purchase (too many people scamming us in the past or something). Anyway, I was with another cashier who politely told her we couldn't give her change. So she goes off on us, yelling "WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! I'M GONNA E-MAIL *$@^#*% SEARS HEADQUARTERS AND TELL THEM WHAT *#%$#$ CUSTOMER SERVICE THEY HAVE!" We were both like :blank:

It's customers like that that make you wanna go :banghead:

People like that are such :censored:. :banghead:


We have Shrimp Festival every year, and my mom's shop is located Downtown, the main area of Shrimp Fest. So obviously everyone's going to want to pee in our bathroom. We set up a sign that said "No bathroom".

But of course people don't read. (:rant:) An African-American lady stepped inside and said "Can I use your bathroom?" And I politely said "I'm sorry, ma'am, we use our bathroom for storage purposes." (Which is true.) Then she didn't even say anything to me, just stpped back outside, where she said to her friend "This town is so predjudice! They won't even let a black girl use their bathroom!"

I about exploded.

PEOPLE. SUXXORS.

[Mighty_Squid]

No Mr. Man on Motorcycle. You can not edge in front of the long line of traffic just because you can fit between the cars. Do you see me edging right into you? That's because I don't want you to do that. When your @$@%#$%$ helmet scraps my car as you go past that means you should not have tried to fit. Stay in your @$%# lane and wait like everyone else!

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant:

[lykeomgzlol25]

I can not wait till I can drive to school, and get off the stupid bus. Normally, I love my bus, because I have an awesome driver, but she's on vacation, so we've got a sub. Well, no one ever behaves when it's a sub.

One kid "had stiches" in his leg so he couldn't sit down. That got him yelled at three times today. Of course, he was being a total jerk to the driver, because that's how most 8th graders are :rolleyes:

Another kid was standing up, and when the driver asked him to sit down, he was all like "I AM!" but he wasn't. I know. I was sitting right in front of him. Then that got all the stupid 7th and 8th graders yelling at the driver telling him he wasn't smart because he's a bus driver. You have to be pretty smart to be a driver, and to deal with all the bratty little kids (I live in a town close to the beach, so a lot of families have money) who ride the bus every day.

I hate middle school kids. Espcially ones who think they rule the world. Which they don't. Just so they know.

:mad: :mad: :blank: :blank: :shifty: :shifty: :banghead: :banghead: :rant: :rant: :shakefist: :shakefist:

Please, someone get me a car and a drivers liscence so I can get away from them!! :please: :help:

[i_eat_tissues]

okay... so, i think i'm a pretty good friend. i'm kind, caring and above all i keep my friends secrets.
now, i figure, with me being such a fantastic friend and all (:rolleyes:) that my "friends" would return the favour, especially the keeping secrets part.
but no, i was wrong. my friends are above keeping secrets, and this wasn't just about some crush i had on some guy, this was massive. (:rant:)

yuh, people suxxors :nod:

[Quiet Tempest]

Haha, you what really gets you to start hating people? Working in retail. Now I've been told I have a pretty high tolerance for annoying people, but sometimes work is ridiculous :shifty:

Like last week, we had this lady and her husband come in to return some shirts. I scanned the receipt to do the return, and a totally different list of purchases comes up. Turns out, they rotate the salescheck numbers on the receipts so after a few months, the numbers are reused for a new purchase (does this make sense?). Anyway, I looked at the receipt again and realized her purchase was made back at the beginning of May, and we have a 90 day return policy. I told her I could make an exception and put the money back on a gift card for her; she said that was fine. But when you make returns either over 90 days or without a receipt, it only gives you back the credit for how much each item currently costs; so if it's on sale or clearance and you bought it at full price, you're SOL. So that's exactly what happened; she got about $30 back from about $50 in purchases. Then she got mad at me because she didn't get all her money. I showed her the return policy on the back of the receipt, where it clearly states that we only have a 90 day return policy. Then, the witch yelled at me because "the receipt didn't state the rules about our exception policy." Um, please, I didn't HAVE to give you that exception if you're too lazy to wait 4 months to return some shirts. The policy is 90 days. We have signs that say it, and it says so on the back of your freaking receipt. Anyway, she went to our Human Resources office and made a big stink about it, so a manager came out and gave her all her money back (in cash, too, which you aren't supposed to do, but I'm not gonna correct a manager....). But I was like :mad: for the rest of the night.

Then yesterday, a lady came in to ask us to break a five dollar bill for her, and we're not allowed to give change unless someone's making a purchase (too many people scamming us in the past or something). Anyway, I was with another cashier who politely told her we couldn't give her change. So she goes off on us, yelling "WELL THAT'S JUST GREAT! I'M GONNA E-MAIL *$@^#*% SEARS HEADQUARTERS AND TELL THEM WHAT *#%$#$ CUSTOMER SERVICE THEY HAVE!" We were both like :blank:

It's customers like that that make you wanna go :banghead:


Awwwwww :hug: I know exactly how you feel. I have a similar story from back when I was working.



I was supervisor over the fish/reptile room at the pet shop for several years and it never failed that I'd have some instance at least once a month where people didn't bother to read their receipt regarding returns.

Okay, our policy on dead fish goes something like this:
If your fish dies within 48 hours of purchase, you bring the specimen back to the store along with a sample of water from your tank separate from the dead specimen. We look the fish over and check for signs of trauma, abuse, or disease and for the water sample to test the water spec's to make sure that it was our fault that the fish didn't make it. It's summarized on the receipt and a full printout of our livestock warranty and conditions for refunds is given to anyone buying an animal at the store. Simple, right? Psh..

The most memorable episode was when a middle-aged woman came in the store with who I assumed was her 20-something daughter. She was carrying a receipt in one hand and a Ziploc baggy with a dead fish in the other. She plopped it down on my counter and started telling me how she found it dead in the tank that morning. The fish had obviously been in the bag for a while because the water was milky and positively stunk when I opened the bag to look at the fish. I asked her if she brought a sample of water for me to test and she pointed at the bag with the funky water. I told her I couldn't test that. She started getting upset and told me that she'd done what she was supposed to. I tried to explain to her that if I tested the water that the fish was in that the ammonia was going to read off the charts and I couldn't give her a refund if the test results showed that the cause of death was poor water quality. She and her daughter were both getting bitchy by that point and got the manager. The manager came out and told me to test the water that the woman had brought. I did (eww), and needless to say, she didn't get a refund. Hehe. She swore that she'd never be back. I really don't mind losing customers when they're incapable of reading simple instructions. I didn't lose her for long, though. She and her daughter continued to shop in the store but usually avoided me. :giggle:



No Mr. Man on Motorcycle. You can not edge in front of the long line of traffic just because you can fit between the cars. Do you see me edging right into you? That's because I don't want you to do that. When your @$@%#$%$ helmet scraps my car as you go past that means you should not have tried to fit. Stay in your @$%# lane and wait like everyone else!







yikes!

[Darkbear]

Drivers who see you standing on the side of the road waiting to cross obviously heavily pregnant, puppy straining at his harness on one arm and and four or five shopping bags in the others. :(:(:(:(:(:(

I don't advocate using your circumstances to exploit a situation, but seriously, after 10 cars who could have stopped and actually stared at me as they went past and could see me getting more and more upset it was noticably VERY CRAP! :mad:

Finally after about 5 minutes a really nice man saw me and just walked into the road and stopped the traffic for me! :hug2:

Bloody tourist season. The rate of traffic accidents round here quadruples during July and August. What i don't get is why they call it 'tourist season' but they won't let us hunt them down with high powered rifles! :D

[louise_62]

Drivers who see you standing on the side of the road waiting to cross obviously heavily pregnant, puppy straining at his harness on one arm and and four or five shopping bags in the others. :(:(:(:(:(:(

I don't advocate using your circumstances to exploit a situation, but seriously, after 10 cars who could have stopped and actually stared at me as they went past and could see me getting more and more upset it was noticably VERY CRAP! :mad:

Finally after about 5 minutes a really nice man saw me and just walked into the road and stopped the traffic for me! :hug2:

Bloody tourist season. The rate of traffic accidents round here quadruples during July and August. What i don't get is why they call it 'tourist season' but they won't let us hunt them down with high powered rifles! :D

A***oles! I would definately have stopped.

Today, three people I know were smoking and I was sat right behind one of them and she was breathing the smoke out and it was wafting directly into my face. I was coughing and trying to move slightly over to the side but in the situation I was in (don't even ask), I couldn't. I just had to sit there with her damn smoke blowing right into my face, and even after I started coughing, not only did she not even look at me, but she just carried on. I know people that smoke will hate me, but I wanted to shove that cigarette up her *cough* ... anyway, then I was on the way home, and I couldn't say anything because this woman (a different one) was giving me a lift, and there were two people in the car smoking, and it was filled with the stuff.

And before anyone sticks up for the smokers, this is a hating people thread. And today I hate them. :p

[Wagsy]

My boss asked me if I can work while I'm out on short term disability...


nuff said. :blank:

[louise_62]

^^^Use the dagger in your signature on the target pointed at in your avatar :nod: That'll teach him :muwaha:

Your avatar scares me btw

[Darkbear]

A***oles! I would definately have stopped.

Today, three people I know were smoking and I was sat right behind one of them and she was breathing the smoke out and it was wafting directly into my face. I was coughing and trying to move slightly over to the side but in the situation I was in (don't even ask), I couldn't. I just had to sit there with her damn smoke blowing right into my face, and even after I started coughing, not only did she not even look at me, but she just carried on. I know people that smoke will hate me, but I wanted to shove that cigarette up her *cough* ... anyway, then I was on the way home, and I couldn't say anything because this woman (a different one) was giving me a lift, and there were two people in the car smoking, and it was filled with the stuff.

And before anyone sticks up for the smokers, this is a hating people thread. And today I hate them. :p

And even when i smoked i would never have dreamed of doing that to anyone! That's soooo rude. I stopped smoking because my baby would have had no choice about imbibing my smoke, but I never smoked in cars with non-smokers for the very same reason. Bah! :mad:

Wags - there are no words. It's just that he even asked..... :no::beatup:

[lykeomgzlol25]

What i don't get is why they call it 'tourist season' but they won't let us hunt them down with high powered rifles! :D
Something I've been wondering for years :nod:

Being a year round resident in a tourist spot is discusting (why do they like the beach so much? why?)

I worked at a private beach this summer and no one ever reads the signs ("PRIVATE BEACH CLUB -- MEMBERS ONLY") and are constantly asking if they can park there. No, you can't park here. Read the stupid sign that's ten feet behind me!

[Marie]

This lady started yelling at me today because she ment I was to slow in the register in the store i work in. It wasnt my fault the register didnt work, and it was my first time there too.
And its so lame how people ask what price something is when they are holding a copy of it. Seriously...!

[Darkbear]

Something I've been wondering for years :nod:

Being a year round resident in a tourist spot is discusting (why do they like the beach so much? why?)

I worked at a private beach this summer and no one ever reads the signs ("PRIVATE BEACH CLUB -- MEMBERS ONLY") and are constantly asking if they can park there. No, you can't park here. Read the stupid sign that's ten feet behind me!

Oh yeah! We have major issues with Caravaners. Why do they not look at the map BEFORE they leave the house I don't know, but I'd settle for them stopping at services on the motorway and checking their route before entering the really small lanes and then having to try and reverse said caravan when they've gone the wrong way.

Bah! I don't know what happens to normally sane and sensible individuals, but when they go on holiday they suddenly seem to loose all sense! I mean, it's like couples who go to volatile countries and get into dodgy cabs that are not supplied by the hotel and wind up get robbed or worse. You wouldn't do it at home! Why do it in Haiti?

This lady started yelling at me today because she ment I was to slow in the register in the store i work in. It wasnt my fault the register didnt work, and it was my first time there too.
And its so lame how people ask what price something is when they are holding a copy of it. Seriously...!

Retail = Evil :devil:

That sounds like a moment when you wish for a trapdoor button fitted beneath your counter. :shifty:

[LadyIrina]

Ok, man and a lady walks in.
Wanders around and find whatever they wanna buy.
I help other customers as they get in line, and everything goes smoothly.
They pay and start packing their stuff.
Then...
The man starts screaming at me, pushing his way back in front of my cash register and waves his receipt in my face.
Did I know that I'd punched in the coffee at 10 Kr??
Did I KNOW that the label said 9.90??
Did I KNOW that this was FRAUD??
Did I KNOW that I was RIPPING OFF MY CUSTOMERS??
DID I KNOW THIS WAS ILLEGAL??
But!
He'd let it slide this time...!
But!
If I ever did it again... HE'D WRITE TO THE HEAD OF THE COMPANY AND TELL THEM ABOUT IT!!! THIS WAS UNHEARD OF! THE NERVE! IT WAS THINGS LIKE THIS THAT etc...
Thus Mr and Mrs Psycho stormed out of my store and left me; :eh:

Right, first off, Mr Psycho, you paid cash, and the 10 øre coin has been out of use for about 15 years, so... it doesn't really matter...
And secondly, THE COFFEE IS 10 KRONER! YOU LOOKED AT THE WRONG LABEL! IT WAS THE PRETZELS THAT WAS 9,90!
Third, you're an IDIOT!

*ahem*

That's all...

[pftsobfreak]

Hi everyone. I have a good Anthrocontemnia story for y'all.

So earlier this teenage boy comes over saying that he's selling magazines to go to London. He just needs to sell four more and he's there. And he was saying if we don't want them, we can send them over to the troops because they enjoy reading them. His dad is a troop and he said they really appreciate it. So, anyway, my mom said she'd get House & Garden, but he said that we need to buy a minimum of two and suggested something called HFN or something along those lines which is a half-naked-girlie magazine, 'something the troops would enjoy.' So, my mom was like, 'Yeah whatever.' How much are they? She started to fill out the check while he added up the total and he said 'one ninty-two' and my mom said, 'What do you mean one ninty-two? A dollar ninty-two or a hundred dollars?' He said, 'it's a $192 dollars. They overprice them because 80% of thr proceeds go to us for the London trip.' And my mom kept saying and he kept asking, 'well, how about you buy for $96,' and my mom had the hardest time drilling it into his head that we do not that kind of money right now. He just had this pissed off/sad look on his face and walked out without saying another word.

I just love how he waited until the very last second to give us the price. Fabulous!

[svrwxfreak25]

lol that's a good one Jane. :giggle:

Okay so these girls in my P.E. class enjoy having social time with each other during Ultimate Frisbee games. And then they complain about not getting the frisbee enough. It's like: if you wouldn't be chatting the whole time we'd give you the :censored: frisbee! I wanted to drill someone in the head!!!!:rant:

People suxxors. :nod:

[i_eat_tissues]

so i'm talking to my friend after having (yet another) falling out with her. i cast aside my pride and dignity and sent her like five emails telling her how sorry i was for everything i've done wrong. (it wasn't even my fault in the first place :rolleyes:)

now we make out, i mean up (:p) and i ask her to reply to the emails and she just says nah there's no point, there's nothing left to say. and i say i was just hoping you'd... don't worry. (thinking she'd tell me that she forgives me and that she's sorry too)

so, she blocks me, saying that i've made her feel guilty!!! since then, i've sent her two emails asking why she is blocking me and apologizing for whatever the :censored: i've done wrong. still hasnt unblocked me :shifty:

oh, and today, a guy called me emo. not a good day :no:

yuh, people suxxors :nod:

[Cowboykisses]

People Annoy me SOO Much. Not like really Pissy people, but evreyone i know like my freind my family evreyone. Apart from my beloved sister.:)
Anyway i had this freind and we were like best best freinds untill one day we we're walking to KFC in our lunch break and she was being really iffy with me and i was like "Whats up keeley?" and she was like "Erm.. i dont think we should be freinds anymore, your hair colour make mine look redder so i'm gonna only be freinds with blondes so my hair looks blond!" no kiddind! i was like in utter shock. And despite Desperate Dan over here writing her e-mails and letters she has refused to talk to me in 6 months. I know she was the meany but i miss my Keeleh!:bawl: :help:

[Quiet Tempest]

Friends should not use friends as fashion accessories. :no:

[lykeomgzlol25]

Bringing this thread back from page 7 :nod: I have some serious people ranting to do.

I ride the bus to and from school on most days. In my town, it's high school and middle school on the same bus. In the past, I've been fine with it, but I swear, people keep getting stupider and stupider.

One kid (I think he's in 7th grade) always has his phone out and is taking pictures of people on this bus. I don't want my picture on his phone. He doesn't seem to get that it's bothering people. And of course, he won’t let anyone take his picture for their phone.

Then there are these two kids, John and Gardner. They're both 7th graders too. They both think that they rule the world. John is one of the stupidest kids you'll ever meet. He's got no common sense, and hasn't figured it out that no one likes him. Yesterday he was yelling when talking someone sitting next to him. I was sitting in my seat listening to my iPod (full volume trying to block out the noise) and he starts tapping me on the head! What possible reason could he have to touch me? He knows I hate him. I've told him that. I don't want him anywhere near me. And when I looked up and asked him what the hell was he doing, he just said “what’s your problem?”

Gardner just thinks he's the caesar salad. His family has a lot of money so he thinks he’s the best and can do whatever he wants. Yesterday he was trying to get people to play “tennis” with him. You know that game where you hold your hand next to someone else’s and then slap their hand as hard as you can, and then they do it back to you? Yeah, that’s what he was playing. He was trying to get all the 6th graders to play with him. These kids are like 11, and Gardner is a bully. I can just tell someone is going to end up crying, and I didn’t want to have to deal with more noise that day. So I go up to the bus driver (she’s wicked cool by the way) and tell her wants going on and how I think that someone’s going to end up getting hurt so she yells at Gardner to knock it off. Well, since he’s a liar and all, he just goes and blames John. John was going along with the game too, so I was fine with his getting yelled at. Gardner chilled with the game for less then 5 minutes but he gets bored so he tries to get people to play with him again. When I go to tell him that the driver told him to knock it off he gives this smart ass remark and says “she told John to knock it off.” ...Except not. She told Gardner and John to knock it off. I tell him that and he says “why don’t you stop being such a b*tch?” I don’t know about you, but I wasn’t in the mood to be called a b*tch by a 12-year-old. I pretty much flip out then.

Once John got off the bus it got better, but Gardner was still being a jerk. I was so glad to get off the bus yesterday. Once I got inside I just lost it. I really can’t stand people who think they’re privileged and can do whatever they want.

I hate people. And I think I'm starting to annoy my friends with all the ranting I do about the kids on my bus.

[AliCat]

It makes Harmony Bear so sad that so many people are complete asshats. :( :( :(

Harmony wishes she could use her huggy star-friend as a blunt object and just bash in those puny icky brains of those mean icky jerks!

No hugs for them!

[Starred]

WHY, oh WHY did she get a freaking Mp3 player? It is 2 months until Christmas, 1 and a half months until her birthday! That Mp3 player costs 300 freaking dollars! And she's never going to use it anyhow! What are you going to get her for Christmas? A freaking private island? WHAT THE HELL?

:o Ok, so that was more of a bitchy jealousy post, but still.

Anyhow,

It makes Harmony Bear so sad that so many people are complete asshats.

:crackup:

[-Laura-]

Well, this isn't too bad, but it annoys me so much! My maths teacher KNOWS my name. She has to, otherwise she couldn't mark me off each period. So why does she insist on calling me 'you' or *point*????? Seriously, every time she comes over, it's "Luana, Niah, Nicole, Tui and you..." and I want to do what Homer did to Mr Burns that time on The Simpsons.

And my food tech teacher is just plain mean. She watched me and my friends do this project for three weeks in a group. She came over and offered suggestions, and she could SEE that we were doing it in a group. So, on Thursday, she comes over and tells us that it's an individual project and that if we hand it in as a group, she'll give one of us the mark and fail the other two! So now we have to redo an entire three weeks' work in a weekend.

[pftsobfreak]

Oh man, I work at Bath & Body Works. And I had the worst day on Thursday. I ranted about it in my LJ, but the entry is Friends Only, so I'll sum it up for you.

First, this woman did not know the meaning of "we are sld out." We currently have a sale on the hand soaps. All of them. Pocket sized, hand gels, deep cleansing, foaming, you name it. If it is in the soap corner, they are all in the same sale. Four for ten dollars. Anyway, this bitch came in and wanted to know if we had something like Candy Apple in the kid's brand. I told that everything is on the wall because they are popular sellers, but she insisted that I check in back, so I did. And like I said, we didn't have any. So I went out and then she sent me back to look for Bubble Trouble or some crap like that. I repeated that what we had was on the wall. But she said, "This is what I specially came here for." Well, you wasted a trip. Not my fault/problem. But I still poked in back. Nothing. I went back out and she wanted me to call a different Bath & Body Works in a different town. I didn't feel like putting up her bulls***, so I simply told her that to trouble and time, it will guarenteed to be on bathandbodyworks.com. Then just gave me this disgusted look for about three seconds. three long seconds. I just starred right back and she said very slowly like I was stupid, "I am asking you to call that store, so I can go in today." I couldn't help but respond in the same snotty tone. We're not supposed to, but I really could not help it. "No. I can't, but the manager can. Let me get her." I turned and walked toward the back room, but I slammed into a tabl and a decorative Christmas ornament fell and shattered. Now I was really in a bad frigging mood. So I stormed to the back and the manager saw me and probably read my mind or something, because she went right out to deal with the woman while I cleaned the glas. Taking my time, of course until the bitch was gone.

Then I took a breath.

Then Rachel sold a huge Pumkin candel, probably about five pounds to this old grouch for 'a lady friend'. We did not have the custom boxes, so the boss told Rachel to just wrap it in bubble wrap and put it in the bag. But the grouch was said that it had to be in a box or it was useless. So I found a box, but it complaining that was too big, so I found a box that would fit the pumkin, but it had no flaps. We cut the flaps off so that we can just reach in and grab the product. Not a lot of boxes have the flaps on them. So we pulled a display off the wall, we were wrapping the sale up, then the manager told us those boxes are not for sale, only for decoration. The dude said if we can't find a box, he's not buying it. So Rachel went in back and finally! She found one that met all of his requirments: small enough to just fit the pumkin, had the flaps, and it was not a decorative box. So we wrapped it up, smiled, said 'have a nice day,' but he just grunted at us and said, 'You people are impossible.' After he left, Rachel and I just got it. "What a jackass!" Yada yada.

I had Friday off. And tonight, I had a closing shift, so I didn't deal with too many customers. I seriously cannot hold a retail for my entire life. I need a job with minimal human interaction. GAH!

[Darkbear]

My scumbag bpyfriend is currently the source of my wrath, but lives only because I know he's really stressed with us setting up the new business. This does not excuse this:

Me: That's a really nice top. Won't it be nice when I've shifted the baby weight and I can get back into those type of clothes again.

Him: Be realistic. I've never known you that size*. You've got to keep this weight loss stuff in perspective. I mean, your just not built that way.

:blank:

Speechless. And that's rare for me.

I mean, if that's his attitude, I wonder if I should bother. :shifty:

A.S.S.


*He's only known me for 8 years!

[bookworm]

OK OK OK. if im gettin this thread right here is something that MAKES ME SOOOO MAD

workin on a bar. A guy comes up to the bar. Im standing, noone else to serve but this one guy. i want to serve him as quickly as poss so i can get back to doing nothing. i wait. He looks up the bar, he looks down the bar. Checking every beer pump to see what we sell. To make sure he hasnt missed anything he walks to the end of the bar, scans the pumps and walks back to where he once stood in front of me. Im waiting. Impatiently. Uncomfortably. The silence is broken....

'Can i have a pint of Fosters Superchilled please?' he asks.

'Sorry sir we dont sell Fosters Superchilled'. I reply.

'Oh, just a normal pint of fosters then.'

'Sorry sir, we dont sell Normal fosters either.'

'Erm, ill have a pint of stella instead then.'

'We dont sell any of that either sir, Carling or Coors sir?'

'Oh ill have a pint of Carlsburg please'

'no sir, C.A.R.L.I.N.G or C.O.O.R.S sir'

'i suppose ill have a Carling extra cold then'

'No sir, we only do regular carling.'

You may think im exagerating this for the sake of being dramatic for the thread but i swear to you im not. Ive had it go on worse before. And this will happen to a bar person on a daily bases. It is probably one of teh single most annoying things for a bar person. You see it in their eyes gettin annoyed as every time they ask for something, you say we dont have it. They look at you as if its YOUR fault. NO, GET SOME FREAKING GLASSES!!!!

I think i mentioned this before in another thread a while back,
A guy comes up asking for, lets say Woodpecker - For those that dont know - this is a SWEET cider.
some guy asks for it to which i reply, 'No sir, we sell Red C or Blackthorn Cider' (I wont do the whole thing again lol:giggle: )

Now Red C is the sweet cider and blackthorn is the Dry Cider. Most ppl have heard of blackthorn but not so much of Red C.

Anyway this guy and many others 9 times out of 10 will then say, 'Well ill have a blackthorn then'

im like in my head - u asked for sweet cider so have the sweet cider.

Truth is, 99% of the general public dont really know what they are drinking half the time and wouldnt even know the difference if you gave them another brand which they didnt ask for anyway.

ARARRRRGGHHHHhhh

heh...how 'bout a beer...

[heatdamaged]

My scumbag bpyfriend is currently the source of my wrath, but lives only because I know he's really stressed with us setting up the new business. This does not excuse this:

Me: That's a really nice top. Won't it be nice when I've shifted the baby weight and I can get back into those type of clothes again.

Him: Be realistic. I've never known you that size*. You've got to keep this weight loss stuff in perspective. I mean, your just not built that way.

:blank:

Speechless. And that's rare for me.

I mean, if that's his attitude, I wonder if I should bother. :shifty:

A.S.S.


*He's only known me for 8 years!

Oy, Emily. You are a much nicer girlfriend than I am. I would have let him live but he might be missing a digit or three.:shifty: :giggle:

This Dilbert cartoon perfectly summed up how I felt about life this week:

[hpfan2,342]

Heres my rant:


I don't care how much slang you dgonna use Adriaane and G_whater the hell his name is

SHUT THE HELL UP, SIT DOWN, STOP MAKING WHINY NOISES, AND PAY ATTENTION GOD DANGIT!

proof that while men like me are smart, others are complease A.S.S.es

Okay, i'm done

[Raven O'Reilly]

Disingenuous arugments. They make people suck big time.

[Darkbear]

The other half when he talks to me like I'm 5.

"Now you are going to get on with things today aren't you?"

No. I'm not. I'm going to sit on my fat ass and do sweet FA all day. The baby can cry, the dogs can pee in the house, the washing will stay in the basket, and the bank can go swivel. Obviously, because at 29 and having been a PA for the last two years to the Director and Deputy Director of Nursing for South Somerset means that I am incapable of managing even the slighest thing.

Perhaps it might be that my priority list is a little different to yours and I don't expect to have to my job, my work at home, and your job too.

NOW SOD OFF! :rant:

Though the bank can go swivel, thieving bar-stewards...

[Starred]

Sure, I smacked him upside the head and kicked him and threw the remnants of my sweet tea on him, but the douche bag had it coming. 4 years of being a jack ass comes back to you, <insert name here>, and I will gladly take those three detentions if that's what it takes.

:o

[Raven O'Reilly]

The other half when he talks to me like I'm 5.

"Now you are going to get on with things today aren't you?"

No. I'm not. I'm going to sit on my fat ass and do sweet FA all day. The baby can cry, the dogs can pee in the house, the washing will stay in the basket, and the bank can go swivel. Obviously, because at 29 and having been a PA for the last two years to the Director and Deputy Director of Nursing for South Somerset means that I am incapable of managing even the slighest thing.

Perhaps it might be that my priority list is a little different to yours and I don't expect to have to my job, my work at home, and your job too.

NOW SOD OFF! :rant:

Though the bank can go swivel, thieving bar-stewards...

Sure, I smacked him upside the head and kicked him and threw the remnants of my sweet tea on him, but the douche bag had it coming. 4 years of being a jack ass comes back to you, <insert name here>, and I will gladly take those three detentions if that's what it takes.

:o

Nicely rockin' the anthrocontemnia!!! :devil:

[Starred]

Nicely rockin' the anthrocontemnia!!! :devil:

Thanks, Raven. Coming from you, that's a huge compliment! ;)

[Darkbear]

Nicely rockin' the anthrocontemnia!!! :devil:

I thank you :bow:

I can keep going you know.... :shifty:

[Cowboykisses]

I have this freind Jen, and we sit together in Woodwork, and she's the only person i know in there, but she used to always be at school and things where okay apart from the fact she's kind of mean to me, she likes to make snide comments, but now she skips DT all the time. I wouldn't mind if she was ill, or took the whold day off, but she'll disapear during whichever two lessons we have DT before coming back for the rest of the school day. I always thought we got on quite well and i can't see why she'd go out of her way to leave me on my own on that big old DT table every lesson. I tried to confront her about and she just makes up stupid excuses "I had to go home and feed the cat!" I'm sure her cat won't die if she didn't go home and feed it at eleven in the morning:mad:

[Starred]

Apparently I'm now the "Sweet Tea Bitch" at my school. Today a girl was getting stuff out of her locker, and her calculator fell out and hit my leg as I walked by. I turned around to see what happened, not glaring or anything, and the girl's friend said "Better be careful, that girl'll beat your ass. She hates everyone."

:sigh: Whatever. Damn straight.

[Wagsy]

Apparently I'm now the "Sweet Tea Bitch" at my school. Today a girl was getting stuff out of her locker, and her calculator fell out and hit my leg as I walked by. I turned around to see what happened, not glaring or anything, and the girl's friend said "Better be careful, that girl'll beat your ass. She hates everyone."

:sigh: Whatever. Damn straight.

That was me when I was in high school. I had never had even ONE fight in high school yet there were rumors all over the place about how I beat so-n-so up after they said the wrong stuff to me. There were even a "scheduled fight" were people were gathering to watch a fight between myself and another student, yet I only heard about it afterwards from a teacher who saw me heading home.

People don't just suck...they are crazy too.

[Rachel1313]

People don't just suck...they are crazy too.

Word. :coolguy:

[Raven O'Reilly]

Apparently I'm now the "Sweet Tea Bitch" at my school. Today a girl was getting stuff out of her locker, and her calculator fell out and hit my leg as I walked by. I turned around to see what happened, not glaring or anything, and the girl's friend said "Better be careful, that girl'll beat your ass. She hates everyone."

:sigh: Whatever. Damn straight.

HAHA! That is soooo awesome! :w00t:

[Starred]

Dear Pizza Delivery Dude,

I think it's so cute how you expect me to tip you after staying on the telephone with you for 5 minutes, directing you to where I'm located! You'd think that being a pizza delivery dude, you'd know where the downtown area of a city is!

Best wishes,

Mary

[Raven O'Reilly]

Dear Angry Client's Mom:

It is not my fault you were stupid and reported your car stolen when your son took it out to the store. I know you don't want to be a witness against your son, but telling him to miss his court date, although he went to school, was dumb and now there's a bench warrant out for his arrest. If they come crashing in your door, it's your own fault.

Regards,
Raven

[Darkbear]

Dear Angry Client's Mom:

It is not my fault you were stupid and reported your car stolen when your son took it out to the store. I know you don't want to be a witness against your son, but telling him to miss his court date, although he went to school, was dumb and now there's a bench warrant out for his arrest. If they come crashing in your door, it's your own fault.

Regards,
Raven

All hail the stupid people!

[demented drummer]

Dear Angry Client's Mom:

It is not my fault you were stupid and reported your car stolen when your son took it out to the store. I know you don't want to be a witness against your son, but telling him to miss his court date, although he went to school, was dumb and now there's a bench warrant out for his arrest. If they come crashing in your door, it's your own fault.

Regards,
Raven

People suck. :no:

Rant of the day: I had to return a coule of things in town this morning after dropping my son off at my sisters. I was in a bad mood anyway, exams + teething baby = unhappy Rach. I parked my car in a perfectly legal, safe spot in the City Centre. When i returned 45 minutes later, some lovely person had parked so close to me that it was impossible to move my car out of the space. They didn't do it by accident, half on their car was on the double yellow lines, they KNEW i would be blocked in. I had to sit in my car, huffing and puffing for an hour, until i see an OAP strolling up the road towards the car. I got out of my car, approached the woman, prepared to be perfectly nice and reasonable to the old bat, even though i had just wasted an hour of my life. I said "Excuse me, but you've blocked me in. Could you move your car so i could get out?" Her reply was "You could easily get out of that space." :blank: I told her she was more than welcome to try and get the car out, but of course, that was impossible as there wasn't an inch to move. She SMIRKED at me, got in her car then drove off. :mad: :mad: :mad:

[Darkbear]

People suck. :no:

Rant of the day: I had to return a coule of things in town this morning after dropping my son off at my sisters. I was in a bad mood anyway, exams + teething baby = unhappy Rach. I parked my car in a perfectly legal, safe spot in the City Centre. When i returned 45 minutes later, some lovely person had parked so close to me that it was impossible to move my car out of the space. They didn't do it by accident, half on their car was on the double yellow lines, they KNEW i would be blocked in. I had to sit in my car, huffing and puffing for an hour, until i see an OAP strolling up the road towards the car. I got out of my car, approached the woman, prepared to be perfectly nice and reasonable to the old bat, even though i had just wasted an hour of my life. I said "Excuse me, but you've blocked me in. Could you move your car so i could get out?" Her reply was "You could easily get out of that space." :blank: I told her she was more than welcome to try and get the car out, but of course, that was impossible as there wasn't an inch to move. She SMIRKED at me, got in her car then drove off. :mad: :mad: :mad:

And you never see a traffic warden right then and there when you really need one, coz the silly cow wouldn't have been smirking with a £30 penalty notice.

[demented drummer]

And you never see a traffic warden right then and there when you really need one, coz the silly cow wouldn't have been smirking with a £30 penalty notice.

Word. For the first time ever i was hoping a 'maroon dragoon' (as we call them in Aberdeen :p) would show up. The smirk has got to be one of the most annoying and bitchy things i have ever seen. I had to sit in my car for 10 minutes before i felt calm enough to drive home.

Just as well i didn't have Sam with me. Stupid woman. :shakefist:

[Starred]

Hey, Local Cafe Down The Street. I don't understand. WHY do you put lettuce on my sandwich when I strictly ask for NO LETTUCE. WHY did you not put mayo on my sandwich when I strictly ask for MAYO. WHY DO YOU WANT TO RUIN LUNCH FOR ME. WHY DO YOU WANT TO TAKE A DELICIOUS SANDWICH AND RUIN IT. WHY WHY WHY :boom:

[Raven O'Reilly]

:rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :rant: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :censored: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

I swear.... If one more dumbass calls me at work and asks for their record to be "spong'd," I will hang up and ban everyone from life.

The word is EXPUNGE. That's right...

EX-SPUNGE

The workload this week was hellish. But what made it absolutely awful was the amount of retarded phone calls I kept getting every ten minutes - no lie. I couldn't get anything done within a reasonable amount of time because of the damn phone. We had so many things that had deadlines and really needed to be fine tuned and turned in ASAP that the phone was a huge distraction.

The last phone call I got today was the one that broke my patience. Let's call my boss "Mr. Lawyer Lawyerson."

Me: "Lawyer Lawyerson's office. How can I help you?"
Caller: "Are you Mr. Lawyer Lawyerson?"
Me: "No--"
Caller: *interrupting* "I was told to call Mr. Lawyer Lawyerson. So-and-so gave me this number."
Me: "This is Lawyer Lawyerson's office. How can I help you?"
Caller: "So-and-so told me to call Lawyer Lawyerson about getting my record spong'd."
Me: "Alright, just hold a second..." and I proceed to try to open up our program that holds all the juvenile stuff in it past and present but it doesn't want to work for me because my computer effing hates me and I think is on the verge of dying... so I say..
Me: "I'm going to transfer you to my co-worker because my program isn't working for me--"
Caller: "Are you Mr. Lawyer Lawyerson?"
Me: "... No--"
Caller: *interrupting* "Well I want to talk to Mr. Lawyer Lawyerson. I'm supposed to talk to him."
Me. "... Alright, hold a second please." *@$%&&#^%$@!#@!!!!!* I put the phone down and it slides off the binder I put it on and it falls to the floor while I get up from my desk to tell my boss that some moron wanted to talk to him about getting her record "spong'd."

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ravenslost/head.gif

[pianogirl]

Dearest "Meagan",

What is your problem? We met you at tennis camp. My friend introduces you to me as Meagan, and you deny that it's your name. But it IS your name!! The COACH says its your name and your FRIENDS call you that. But when we say your name is Meagan, you get offended. Later, I had no one to play tennis with. I asked if you would play tennis with me. You say "No." in your snottiest tone and walk off. I've never had someone be that rude in the courts before. Ever. Grand Haven Tennis is all about good sportsmanship.

Later, my friends are a little irritated. You ask what grade we're in. They say we are juniors, and you laugh at them, like you don't believe them. You're YOUNGER than us! What are YOU laughing at??

We see you at the movies that night. When you see us, you start talking to your friends about us, pointing and laughing and mocking us.

My friends are annoyed. So the next day, we are playing tennis and they "accidently" hit tennis balls onto your court, not intending to hit anyone, just to annoy you a little. But then, you get this urge to grab a ball and hit it at my friend as HARD as you PHYSICALLY CAN! You REALLY hurt her shoulder. @&$&$#!!!!

And the worst part, you are what? A FRESHMAN!!

We were VERY nice to you to start out. Completely polite. You are just a snob.

The biggest snob I have ever met through tennis.

That's right, try to take on 5 juniors. We'll take you down.

-Julie

:devil: :beatup: :boom: :shakefist:




Seriously though, my friends and I are really really nice, until you treat us like that. We never did anything wrong to start. There's other stuff she's done that I didn't even write down. We don't know WHAT her problem is.



People Suxxors.

[MasterMinion]

Stupid teachers at my school - I find it hard to believe a computer would make an error as big as THAT. First of all, it was definitely Art I ticked, which was a box the OTHER SIDE of the collumn - and my art teacher knows I really wanted to take that, and that I had opted to take that next year. And what? You think I want to do AS Science?! I had to be asked to do that - I had to be on a list of the 'high achieving' people to be asked ... and was I? NO. Did I ever ask my science teacher to put me on that list, or see if I could be capable of taking that class? NO. I mean, I barely scraped a Level Seven in my SATs - you really want me doing AS levels instead of my GCSEs?!

And, you know, if you just put me there because I couldn't get into either the Art Design or Drama courses I SPECIFICALLY said I'd like to do, even if they were 'safe' subjects with plenty of spaces, it would've been nice of you to tell me and ask what other subject I would like to take.

Aren't you meant to check everyones option forms and student profiles first before handing them out?!

[Murray the Skull]

"Meagan" sounds like a bitch.

[Caroo]

I HATE my teacher.
So I had these problems with Chemistry for a while..
You wanna know why?
Well: I quit Latin in the middle of the schoolyear, and changed to Science
So first, I had the easy chemistry, and than I suddenly had the hard chemistry, and she told me it wouldn't be a problem. So I finish that year, I hardly pass chemistry but I DID pass it. and now this year (we have exams twice a year) I FAIL my chemistry exam. And you know what she says: Well yeah, you totally miss the basis.
SHE KNEW I MISSED THE BASIS. SHE KNEW IT FOR A YEAR AND A HALF!
So I hire a tutor, and I get the material now.. so we have a test, and I make it. I had 12/20 wich isn't good. So I reread my test, and GUESS what! I was supposed to have 18/20, because, Oh, she ACCIDENTILY didn't see I wrote an answer to that question. MINUS 1 point!
And oh, I wrote +2 instead of 2+ on that test 10 times. My tutor says it doesn't make a difference, and if it did: You can only count a mistake once!
But noooooooooooooooo she counted it 10 times, MINUS half a point for each mistake!


And gah. In Sports class.. we had to run for 20 minutes without stopping.. and it was like what... 30 degrees outside (Celcius) so me and my friend hid behing a bush (Which is wrong, I know that but hey, I'm lazy!) And a classmate sees us. And she goes TELL the teacher! Seriously! NOW SERIOUSLY? But the teacher didn't have no proove, but she just believed thatother kiddo!

So next period we had to take the test and keep on running where she could see us. But I was so cranky that day and I kind off flamed at my teacher and when she yelled at us "You're doing good. Yo'uve already ran 5 minutes" I replied '25 that is, you forgot the ones we ran last time!" and those kinda things so she let us off the hook after 10 minutes because the old folks who passed the street where we had to run took our side.
Okay. We were wrong to begin with. But you just don't betray a friend!

[Murray the Skull]

It sounds like your Chemistry teacher has to terrorize students in order to get a pseudo-exciting life :sigh:

[nightskiesfading]

Dear People Who Act Like A Completely Different Person Depending On Who They Are Surrounded By:

Shut up.

[Strider1002]

Dear People Who Act Like A Completely Different Person Depending On Who They Are Surrounded By:

Shut up.

Yes. Those people need to grow up.

[Murray the Skull]

Dear People Who Act Like A Completely Different Person Depending On Who They Are Surrounded By:

Shut up.

Amen.

There's a great song in which the singer describes a person as 'A vampire, or a victim, it depends on who's around.' Very true for many, in my opinion :nod:

[amidala]

Annoying people...:no:

I'm going in Africa in 2 days to work on a building project, with an organisation... So, with the other people from the organisation, we had to collect money, for example by selling homemade food... So, of course, while selling, we're all smile, "bright and shiny", because it's the best way to sell your stuff, isn't it?
But, an old woman just came to us, my friend says nicely "Hello, muffins for a project in Africa!", and the woman just glares at us, snob, and tells: "It's crazy how people can be nice to earn 2 bucks!"
...Then I had to restrain myself to strangle her...:shifty:

And of course, the next morning, I had my philosophy lesson (I hate philosophy) with my teacher who's I think the worst misogynist ever... So here goes:

Teacher: I recommend reading Platon, Gorgias.... for the boys! For the girls, read Harry Potter.

Boys: Ah Ah Ah (my class counts 5 girls for 13 boys..:shifty:)

Me: You know I could denounce you for what you said?

Teacher: The truth hurts, huh? You know I'm just saying a fact, men are superior to wimen... For example, do you know any female philosophist?

Me: That's because wimen had just the right to shut up before!

Teacher: Good excuse... now you're just trying to raise upon your condition, and that's honorable, but men are wiser...

Me: *I'm going to kill him, I'm going to kill him, don't hold me back :mad:*

Some people.....:mad::mad::mad:

[lilfreakypixie]

^^ Whooooaaa if that had been me they'd had been either out cold on the floor by then or quivering as i shouted in a very posh tone of voice airing my exact opinion... while backing them into a corner.:D

im not violent... i promise:giggle:

[Caroo]

It sounds like your Chemistry teacher has to terrorize students in order to get a pseudo-exciting life :sigh:

Nope, only me, 'cause I don't get along with her son ;)

[Starred]

Dear my boss,

Don't ever. EVER. again compare yourself to my mother. For the millionth time, YES, my mom works seven days a week, and NO, she doesn't have anyone else working for her, and that's because we can't AFFORD to hire anybody at her shop. Don't you EVER say you know how that feels. You have seven store locations across the Eastern USA with dozens of people working for you. You do NOT know what it's like to be my mom. I hope all of your store locations burn to the ground. And if that means I'll lose my job, I don't give a damn because you had it coming.

Sincerely,
Mary.

[demented drummer]

Dear My-next-door-neighbour,

Is spraying my cat with your water-hose when it comes in your garden really necessary? :rolleyes:

[Rachel1313]

Dear My-next-door-neighbour,

Is spraying my cat with your water-hose when it comes in your garden really necessary? :rolleyes:


Dear, my-demented-next-door-neighbor,

Please keep your cat on your property, or I will continue to spray it.

Sincerely,
your-cat-hating-neighbor

:smooch:

[Bachelor Girl]

:mad: :mad: :mad:
Yesterday I was on the train when an elderly man comes on. All the seats are taken so I (kindly) offer him my seat. He glares at me for a couple of seconds and then says something like "I'm not a charity young lady" in a rude tone, then walks down to the other side of the train. :shock: :censored: :mad: I was so shocked,:shock: I seriously felt like screaming at him.
People Suxxors. :sigh:

EDIT: Looking back on it now,it's kinda funny. Just the way he said it... but I'm still upset. And people still suxxors. :nod:

[demented drummer]

Dear, my-demented-next-door-neighbor,

Please keep your cat on your property, or I will continue to spray it.

Sincerely,
your-cat-hating-neighbor

:smooch:

:rotflol:

The old bat has acres worth of grounds. Can you blame my cat for wanting to explore? :p

[Starred]

Dear my bosses,

FUCK YOU GUYS!

Lots of love,
Mary.

[Darkbear]

Bloody car drivers!

Sorry for those of you who actually obey the driving laws and are actually conscious behind the wheel of your car when you drive, but for all the rest of you.....


BAAAAAAAH! :rant::shakefist::beatup::boom:

LOOK! It clearly states on the top of the car I am driving that I am a LEARNER DRIVER. This means that I am still learning. It also means that, though I am capable of driving faster, while I am with my instructor I have to obey the laws of the road. When it says 30 I go at 30. Stuff the fact that it's 30 because it's a BUILT UP AREA FULL OF YOUNG FAMILY AND OLD PEOPLE.

If I wanted something stuck up my ass then I would get colonic irrigation. If I wanted the adrenaline rush as you overtake, leave it too late with the oncoming traffic, and cut me up to get back in and avoid a head on collision only to stand on your brakes, cause me to do an emergency stop because the SODDING GREAT TRACTOR AND TRAILER FULL OF BALES THAT COULD BE SEEN FOR OVER A MILE AWAY needs to turn off into his place of work that he was signaling for over a minute for before you showed up, but you wouldn't have known that because you were to busy cutting up all the traffic behind me.

And when we're at a standstill I can't even get out the car and beat the smurfing caeser salad out of you because my instructor won't let me as she'd loose her instructors license.

Everybody has to learn once, even you you ignorant, selfish, twat. And as an 29 year old with cerebral issues trying to do what everyone else does at 17, it's alot smurfing harder without muppets like you trying to kill me before the examiners even get a chance to fail me 20 times.

People like you cause accidents that kill families and you drive off ignorant of what you've done or you're the one weeping in the dock suddenly realising the error of your ways when you've just wiped out a biker, or somebodies parents, or worse, somebodies kids.

And that goes for the rest of you who NEVER look in your mirrors and fail to use your indicators. You people are responsible for the deaths of more bikers every year than any other contributory factor (diesel and bad road maintenance is another, but I don't have enough space to get me started on that).


For those of you due to start learning to drive I have a few pieces of advice to keep you and other people alive:

- Don't assume people know what you are going to do
- Don't assume you know what people are going to do
- Don't drive looking at the cars in front of you. Drive looking at the cars in front of them.
- At a junction, look, look, and then look again, better to be hesitant and sure you won't kill someone than in a rush and then in hospital or court
- Do not let other road users bully you
- USE YOUR BLOODY MIRRORS AND INDICATORS - I AM NOT CLAIRVOYANT

And to those of you who think you own the road?

DROP DEAD

[lykeomgzlol25]

My mother is so impatient. Our old computer keeps crashing (I'm the only one who's taken the time to learn how to use the new one, which is a Mac). My dad finally got it to sort of work, so she was trying to check her email. She turned the computer on, huffed and puffed about how long it took to start, and then when it finally got to the start page, she clicked the little icon thing to get onto her page 3 times (cause obviously, clicking it once is too easy). And then she's like "I just don't get why it doesn't work!" The computers freaking old, that's why! I've told her that a ton of times, yet she can never get it through her head. I'm sick of having to deal with her whenever something's wrong with it, cause she get's in such a bad mood.

"Oh, it's so slow! I don't get it."
"The fact that I haven't deleted any of my email files since we got the computer in 2002 can't possibly have anything to do with it!"
"I don't get why it keeps shutting off on me."

*headdesk*

1. It's so slow because it's almost 6 years old, and not a store bought computer! Dad bought the parts and put it together himself!
2. You're email is deffinetly part of the problem.
3. It's because it's not working right! We (me and my dad) have told you a hundred times! Quit thinking it's only you who's getting annoyed by it!

I love my mom, I really do, but I hate dealing with her when she's been trying to use technology (don't even get me started on her and her iPod)

[bookworm]

Dear People Who Act Like A Completely Different Person Depending On Who They Are Surrounded By:

Shut up.

:w00t:

[hpfan2,342]

Dear idiots who think they own the world,

shaddup!
-me


dear teenage hormones,

I hate you!

-me

[Quiet Tempest]

Bloody car drivers!

Sorry for those of you who actually obey the driving laws and are actually conscious behind the wheel of your car when you drive, but for all the rest of you.....


BAAAAAAAH! :rant::shakefist::beatup::boom:

LOOK! It clearly states on the top of the car I am driving that I am a LEARNER DRIVER. This means that I am still learning. It also means that, though I am capable of driving faster, while I am with my instructor I have to obey the laws of the road. When it says 30 I go at 30. Stuff the fact that it's 30 because it's a BUILT UP AREA FULL OF YOUNG FAMILY AND OLD PEOPLE.

If I wanted something stuck up my ass then I would get colonic irrigation. If I wanted the adrenaline rush as you overtake, leave it too late with the oncoming traffic, and cut me up to get back in and avoid a head on collision only to stand on your brakes, cause me to do an emergency stop because the SODDING GREAT TRACTOR AND TRAILER FULL OF BALES THAT COULD BE SEEN FOR OVER A MILE AWAY needs to turn off into his place of work that he was signaling for over a minute for before you showed up, but you wouldn't have known that because you were to busy cutting up all the traffic behind me.

And when we're at a standstill I can't even get out the car and beat the smurfing caeser salad out of you because my instructor won't let me as she'd loose her instructors license.

Everybody has to learn once, even you you ignorant, selfish, Elmo. And as an 29 year old with cerebral issues trying to do what everyone else does at 17, it's alot smurfing harder without muppets like you trying to kill me before the examiners even get a chance to fail me 20 times.

People like you cause accidents that kill families and you drive off ignorant of what you've done or you're the one weeping in the dock suddenly realising the error of your ways when you've just wiped out a biker, or somebodies parents, or worse, somebodies kids.

And that goes for the rest of you who NEVER look in your mirrors and fail to use your indicators. You people are responsible for the deaths of more bikers every year than any other contributory factor (diesel and bad road maintenance is another, but I don't have enough space to get me started on that).


For those of you due to start learning to drive I have a few pieces of advice to keep you and other people alive:

- Don't assume people know what you are going to do
- Don't assume you know what people are going to do
- Don't drive looking at the cars in front of you. Drive looking at the cars in front of them.
- At a junction, look, look, and then look again, better to be hesitant and sure you won't kill someone than in a rush and then in hospital or court
- Do not let other road users bully you
- USE YOUR BLOODY MIRRORS AND INDICATORS - I AM NOT CLAIRVOYANT

And to those of you who think you own the road?

DROP DEAD



:shakefist:

I know exactly what you're talking about!

[lilfreakypixie]

Bloody car drivers!

Sorry for those of you who actually obey the driving laws and are actually conscious behind the wheel of your car when you drive, but for all the rest of you.....


BAAAAAAAH! :rant::shakefist::beatup::boom:

LOOK! It clearly states on the top of the car I am driving that I am a LEARNER DRIVER. This means that I am still learning. It also means that, though I am capable of driving faster, while I am with my instructor I have to obey the laws of the road. When it says 30 I go at 30. Stuff the fact that it's 30 because it's a BUILT UP AREA FULL OF YOUNG FAMILY AND OLD PEOPLE.

If I wanted something stuck up my ass then I would get colonic irrigation. If I wanted the adrenaline rush as you overtake, leave it too late with the oncoming traffic, and cut me up to get back in and avoid a head on collision only to stand on your brakes, cause me to do an emergency stop because the SODDING GREAT TRACTOR AND TRAILER FULL OF BALES THAT COULD BE SEEN FOR OVER A MILE AWAY needs to turn off into his place of work that he was signaling for over a minute for before you showed up, but you wouldn't have known that because you were to busy cutting up all the traffic behind me.

And when we're at a standstill I can't even get out the car and beat the smurfing caeser salad out of you because my instructor won't let me as she'd loose her instructors license.

Everybody has to learn once, even you you ignorant, selfish, Elmo. And as an 29 year old with cerebral issues trying to do what everyone else does at 17, it's alot smurfing harder without muppets like you trying to kill me before the examiners even get a chance to fail me 20 times.

People like you cause accidents that kill families and you drive off ignorant of what you've done or you're the one weeping in the dock suddenly realising the error of your ways when you've just wiped out a biker, or somebodies parents, or worse, somebodies kids.

And that goes for the rest of you who NEVER look in your mirrors and fail to use your indicators. You people are responsible for the deaths of more bikers every year than any other contributory factor (diesel and bad road maintenance is another, but I don't have enough space to get me started on that).


For those of you due to start learning to drive I have a few pieces of advice to keep you and other people alive:

- Don't assume people know what you are going to do
- Don't assume you know what people are going to do
- Don't drive looking at the cars in front of you. Drive looking at the cars in front of them.
- At a junction, look, look, and then look again, better to be hesitant and sure you won't kill someone than in a rush and then in hospital or court
- Do not let other road users bully you
- USE YOUR BLOODY MIRRORS AND INDICATORS - I AM NOT CLAIRVOYANT

And to those of you who think you own the road?

DROP DEAD


Now everyone take a minute to think about the fact that I live in a house with this woman. Yes she really can rant this well in real life too :D:shifty::giggle:

[MasterMinion]

Declan, you ahole. You do realise that whilst you were completely drunk and making a fool of yourself with a girl you'd met only two hours previously, your best friend was practically beside himself trying to keep her half-unconcious friend alive; even if the two of you blatantly didn't care in your current state? And he somehow managed to stop the two of you from ... doing anything regretable?!

And you haven't said sorry yet. At all. When all Daniel wanted was to go home and you wouldn't let him cause someone 'needed to look after her', and it had to be him. You're lucky he felt a loyalty to you, which is obviously not returned, and stuck it out cause he didn't want you to be left alone with her.

And also, next time you're drunk, don't kiss me in jubilation that I've suddenly turned up and I'm clever and will know exactly what to do. You stank of alcohol and sick. :rant:

[demented drummer]

Dear village pharmacy,

Considering you're only open for 2 hours on a Saturday, don't you think it would be kinda nice to STAY OPEN for the full 2 hours, rather than being closed an hour before you're meant to be? And considering my friend saw the manager of your pharmacy in the pub this afternoon having his lunch, i doubt there were any extreme, justifiable circumstances that forced you to close the shop early. It's ok though, don't worry about it. I'll just drive the 9 miles to the pharmacy in the next village.

YOU SUCK.

Sincerely,

DD

[Darkbear]

Dear village pharmacy,

Considering you're only open for 2 hours on a Saturday, don't you think it would be kinda nice to STAY OPEN for the full 2 hours, rather than being closed an hour before you're meant to be? And considering my friend saw the manager of your pharmacy in the pub this afternoon having his lunch, i doubt there were any extreme, justifiable circumstances that forced you to close the shop early. It's ok though, don't worry about it. I'll just drive the 9 miles to the pharmacy in the next village.

YOU SUCK.

Sincerely,

DD

I soooo understand that!

No, it's fine, I'll just take my money elsewhere then. You obviously don't need it then. As that's the case I shall be moving my business to someone who obviously does.

Sometimes, here in the UK, it's really hard to give your money to people.

[Marie]

This woman got really angry at me at work on saturday because the cashguard machine, gave here 3 x 200 kr bills instead of 1 x 500kr + 100kr....like I can controll what the machine will give back? ahh

[Barcs]

/rant on

I dunno what's going on. I had a bunch of friends (really acquaintances) from work over my house for a BBQ tonight. We were pretty much chillin on the deck, listening to music, eating burgers and drinking beer, when all of a sudden something REALLY SCARY happens. We heard thunder in the distance. <cue horror music> All of sudden everyone starts panicking and getting all paranoid and literally within 10 minutes everyone bounced. I was like "Are you serious!!?? You're leaving because it MIGHT rain?" And they're like "Yeah, I don't wanna have to drive in the rain later. It's crazy around here!" I ain't really complaining because they left like 20 something beers over my house, but still. That is some serious pussy shit. And it didn't even end up raining. People get paranoid and run home because of a possibility.. And even if it did rain, we could always chill in the house until it passed or whatever. Either these guys are lunatics or they seriously are petrified of driving in rain. I can't imagine what they're like in the winter when it snows, or even MIGHT snow. I'm sorry but each day that passes I lose more and more faith in the human race. This mentality of fearing weather, I just can't understand. I've driven in fucking hurricanes before. As long as you are careful and know how your car responds, it is really not that hard. Weak fucking minded people. The true definitely of sheeple.

/rant over

:banghead:

[Islington]

I'm writing a book right now in which people have a good reason to fear weather...but that's a totally different story. Personally i enjoy storms, you know, as long as they aren't the type that force one to evacuate the area and all of that. I'd have stayed. :)

[ShadedSkies]

Your friends are a little weird. :eh: I went to to a friend's birthday party last night, and halfway through the way to the party, it started raining. I didn't just turn back because of that. We still had the BBQ we had planned to have and it was a good evening. You can't stop living and doing your activities because of rain. I'm saying this yet I am so scared of thunder, lightning and storms.:shifty: