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If you were an ant, in Sawyers pant, would you rant?
if he slapped you silly, against his willy, n´say "wow that's chilly!"
OMG! How old am I? 4? :crackup:
sawyerscwgirl
03-29-2005, 05:01 PM
:worry: Nina you are really beginning to scare me.I think its time to call the asylum.
Haha! I know!! Isn't it adorable! Me in a straight jacket! Ah what a sight! :D
Sawyer
03-29-2005, 05:13 PM
:crackup:
Oh good Lord, I think I'm going to fall out of my chair. You better be glad there's someone on the other computer or I would have fallen off laughing and probably have broken something.
:crackup:
Oh good Lord, I think I'm going to fall out of my chair. You better be glad there's someone on the other computer or I would have fallen off laughing and probably have broken something.
Aww.. wouldn't wanna make ya brake something... :D I lost my head there for a while, and oh..! I probably broke it! :eek: That's why I'm so into braking other ppl:s stuff..! :rotflol: Hope all your bodyparts are still intact!! :D
sawyerscwgirl
03-29-2005, 05:23 PM
Nina,me and you are very hyper today but you are much more hyper!
disneyprincess
03-29-2005, 05:24 PM
I don't get the chilly part, but okay.
I don't get the chilly part, but okay.
I meant "chilly" as cold! :D ( ya know, the ant thought it was really cold of him to slap him, when he sat so nicely on Sawyers willy!) :crackup:
Yeah, we are hyper today, aren't we? I am so totally creepy I'm scaring myself! :eek:
sawyerscwgirl
03-29-2005, 05:34 PM
When you said 'chilly' I got cold.Thats scary!Hey atleast you didnt sit on the roof yet.
When you said 'chilly' I got cold.Thats scary!Hey atleast you didnt sit on the roof yet.
Umm...not yet, but in Sweden we're only up to ep 8 so far...so the future isn't looking to bright, considering the "sitting on roof" part, ´cause there's still a LOT of Josh to watch! And when I'm this mad already then... you guys will know what to expect in the future... :rolleyes: :D
Sawyer
03-29-2005, 06:07 PM
You're only on episode 8? Good Lord (I seem to be saying that a lot today) woman! I'll probably be seeing you in the crazy house by the time episode 16 rolls around for you, lol.
The ant in Sawyer's pants in only the tip of the ice berg. My friend and I were talking about him in a thong on the phone not too long ago (wow, that kinda rhymed). OMG, I have no clue what I had drunken (drinken? I dunno how the hell to say it) that night but I must have had about 20 Mountain Dews to be talking about thongs. It was so funny I was crying. That and talking about Sawyer turning my air conditioner on high :crackup: I can't believe I just said that.
You're only on episode 8? Good Lord (I seem to be saying that a lot today) woman! I'll probably be seeing you in the crazy house by the time episode 16 rolls around for you, lol.
The ant in Sawyer's pants in only the tip of the ice berg. My friend and I were talking about him in a thong on the phone not too long ago (wow, that kinda rhymed). OMG, I have no clue what I had drunken (drinken? I dunno how the hell to say it) that night but I must have had about 20 Mountain Dews to be talking about thongs. It was so funny I was crying. That and talking about Sawyer turning my air conditioner on high :crackup: I can't believe I just said that.
OMG! :crackup: Sawyer in a thong!! Geez, be careful, my head might explode! The thong episode could be turned into a nice ant-story, mine rhymed as well! I'm sipping on some diet coke, so if they didn't put cocaine in it, it's just the coffein takin´! Or I'm actually this moronic (is that even a word?) without any substances, which doesn't sound too good! Yep, only ep 8! I get nr 9 tomorrow, so we'll see who I am in say...ep 12.. I might die before Outlaws!! I've probably laughed my head off by then! :D (Dang it, I keep picking my head up over and over and still it falls off! I gotta talk to the one who said that the screws was top knodge!) :crackup:
sawyerscwgirl
03-29-2005, 08:35 PM
Josh in a thong HAHA! Toooo many bad thoughts!
Adelheid
03-29-2005, 08:50 PM
if he slapped you silly, against his willy, n´say "wow that's chilly!"
OMG!!!! :rotflol: :crackup: Where did you come up with this stuff?! You're crazier than me! And that's CRAZY!
Sawyer&Me
03-29-2005, 11:14 PM
If I was anywhere near his willy, the last thing I'd be is chilly.
blue_butterfly
03-29-2005, 11:27 PM
Yeah, that's what I'm thinkin'!!!!
"Cold without your shorts..."
"Why don't you come a little closer and warm me up?"
"OOOOH!!!! I'll do it!!! Pick me!! Pick meeeee!!!!"
:lotsalove
:smooch:
:dance2:
The dancin' thing's a metaphor...hehehehehehe...
Okay, no more chocolate chip cookies for me...
:crackup:
Marystat
03-30-2005, 01:32 AM
I log on at work and what do I see...Josh fans go rabid..and a nutty Scandinavian in the lead..and my friends think I AM CRAZY??...ok got this new visual now...Nina the ant crawling around in Josh's boxers...and he jumps around like crazy trying to get rid of it...:crackup: Nina the ant is running for her life..poor ants doesn't have quite the same um...thoughts as humans yanno...all that poor creature knows is that it is trapped somewhere it does NOT wanna be trapped..and it is a bumpy ride..:crackup: ah what a visual!
And nope Josh doesn't have the froggy legs now, he grew normal legs again heehee!
I log on at work and what do I see...Josh fans go rabid..and a nutty Scandinavian in the lead..and my friends think I AM CRAZY??...ok got this new visual now...Nina the ant crawling around in Josh's boxers...and he jumps around like crazy trying to get rid of it...:crackup: Nina the ant is running for her life..poor ants doesn't have quite the same um...thoughts as humans yanno...all that poor creature knows is that it is trapped somewhere it does NOT wanna be trapped..and it is a bumpy ride..:crackup: ah what a visual!
And nope Josh doesn't have the froggy legs now, he grew normal legs again heehee!
:crackup: Ha ha, thank God he's back to his old self again, he's too busy with the ant now, although those legs would have come in handy haha!!
We can't stand it here without you Mary, our lives are incomplete when your not around, that's why we're going totally crazy when you're not around!!
I was gonna say that we need ya to keep us on the ground, but hey, you're just as nutty as me, so maybe it would be the complete opposite!!:crackup: The visuals... oh, the visuals... they kept on going, and going and going all night, just like the duracell rabbit!! (It's all about bunnies) :D
Sawyer
03-30-2005, 04:29 PM
lol. Yeah, while we were talking about the thongs my friend went singing "That thong, thong, thong, thong, thong." I'm not sure if anyone remembers this, but there was this song called The Thong Song, at least I think it was called that by Siqco or Sisqco or whatever the hell his name was. It's an old, old, old, old rap song (had to have been if I knew about it, I never listen to any rap anymore). Anyway, she went into singing that song and I almost fell off my bed :crackup:
I have something to present to y'all . . .
While taking a bath last night I thought of this. Take no offense whatsoever. I love Josh Holloway to death and this is just a bit of fun. I thought of this after Marystat welcomed me into the club by saying "Of course you can join Sawyer!" and Nina was like well I should think so, he's what we're here for, lol. Although they were talking about two different people, this little thing just cracked me up.
A little insanity by your's truly.
I have come and brought my soap box today to rant about a little something. I, Sawyer, am not a man! I am a woman! Do you really think these are fake?!?! *points to chest* I can't believe J.J. let it get this far. My name's Jessie Sawyer, not James Sawyer!! How could they disgrace my beautiful complexion with that horrendous man Josh Whatshisface? I mean, come on. They could have least not shown his butt crack! I make sure I have underwear on, thank you. Unless I see Johnny Depp or any of those other 40 somethings like James Deaton or Andrew McCarthy, or Viggo Mortensen and Sean Bean *ahem* And they paired me up with Kate? I told J.J. that I would be happy do to the show but oh no, they had to go and replace me with a guy. What were they thinking? I can so wear those animal print sunglasses better than he can. I can't believe all of these girls are in love with me O.o I am most certainly not done, but I must step down from my soap box now, for fear of someone saying "Sawyer" and a thousand screaming women trample me.
:crackup: Yes, that made no sense and there was no point in that whatsoever. My name's not even Jessie, it's Amber, but I just thought of something on the top of my head that started with J, lol.
Now, Nina, you'll probably be sitting there going "Huh?" for some of the parts since you're only up to episode 8. In episode 12 Sawyer goes swimming and you can see his butt crack in one of the scenes. In episode 10 Hurley comes to talk to him and he has on these purple drag queen looking sunglasses on that are spotted :crackup:
Sometimes I scare myself . . .
Marystat
03-30-2005, 04:32 PM
Sawy..jessi..amber! :crackup: OMG that was just :crackup: priceless!!!!
Sawy..jessi..amber! :crackup: OMG that was just :crackup: priceless!!!!
Oh I know! My IQ dropped sharply just now, which isn't too bad, I barely had any, but still, it was hilarious!!!:crackup: Omg saw..er..amber, that was just...and I thought I was the worst! :D Ok, so no, I haven't seen those epps, but I've seen clips of the swimming scene and pics of those glasses, so I'm totally with ya!!! Haha...amazing!:clap:
Sawyer
03-30-2005, 04:50 PM
Haha, I'm glad y'all liked it^_^ And what's bad is that I know someone who's name really is Jessie (well it's Jessica but some people call her Jessie, lol).
sawyerscwgirl
03-30-2005, 05:11 PM
My name is Jessie!
Sawyer
03-30-2005, 05:17 PM
:crackup: I hope you take no offense then!
A little ant walked ahead, getting to her Joshy bed,
saw a soft and mushy crack, yey she said, I'm finally back! :D :rolleyes:
:crackup:
Marystat
04-02-2005, 01:34 PM
ROFLMAO nice rhyme :crackup:
ROFLMAO nice rhyme :crackup:
Why thank you! :D I felt a bit bored! :rolleyes: Everybody on this forum is diskussing the last ep of lost, and since I haven't seen it, it's making me a bit frustrated not being able to join in on the chatting! :confused:
So, I had to do something... ;)
Marystat
04-02-2005, 01:41 PM
well on www.josh-holloway.com they got a lovely clip of Josh from the 50 southern stars thing to be on E! tomorrow...it is a short clip...but it is up for download :D
So go check it out..he is ADORABLE there..it seems to be done at the same time as they short the All About Sawyer clip
well on www.josh-holloway.com they got a lovely clip of Josh from the 50 southern stars thing to be on E! tomorrow...it is a short clip...but it is up for download :D
So go check it out..he is ADORABLE there..it seems to be done at the same time as they short the All About Sawyer clip
Thanks! It was in deed short, but totally swoonworthy! He's so sexy I really wanna take him then and there in that chair!! :o Oops! Getting worked up here! :D (and a little rhyme there too! :D )
Marystat
04-02-2005, 03:12 PM
He does look GREAT in that clip..sigh...:thud:
And if anyone hasn't noticed, he looks great in EVERY clip!! Btw, I saw those few clips from Deus ex machina last night, taken from the Lost-tv site, and man...That helped me over my boredom quite fast! :D I don't think I've ever seen Josh look so adorable like he did in that glasses-scene...! OMG the squinting! How can he look so nerdy and still be so sexy?:crackup: Beats me...! :rolleyes:
pftsobfreak
04-20-2005, 01:00 PM
If you were an ant, in Sawyers pant, would you rant?
if he slapped you silly, against his willy, n´say "wow that's chilly!"
OMG! How old am I? 4? :crackup:
LMAO, Nina! :crackup: OMG!
Arkaina
04-20-2005, 10:29 PM
WTF?
Hahahahaha, good stuff. Poor Josh though, I wonder if he gets a little freaked out by things like this XD
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