EClaire VI: Other Encounters of the Blurred Kind [Archive]

ehsteve

06-21-2006, 05:14 AM

Hello there :blank:

Welcome to the EClaire! As Ethan himself said, "We're a good family!" and we look out for each other and show respect to one another. Below are our rules and codes of conduct. We're glad to have you on board!

SUMMARY OF THE RULES
* WE ARE A JOKE SHIP. There will be no mention or hint that any sort of “real” relationship between Claire and Ethan occurred. No sexual comments at ALL concerning the two of them. Our ship will be closed down if you do this; a “real” ship is comprised of two consenting adults. Claire could not give consent; therefore we are not a real ship. I know ML left us all a bit confused, and many of us secretly do ship EClaire as a serious ship; but on LF, we can't.

* Be nice and respect each other. This is a joke ship so keep it friendly.

* Please try to stay on topic. There are loads of other threads on the forum to talk about other stuff.

* NO SPOILERS untlil the Friday following the latest episode. This gives a chance for many of our members to 'aquire' and watch the new episode before discussing it as a group.

* Please check your posts for spelling and punctuation.

* And most importantly - have fun!

REMEMBER WE ARE A JOKE SHIP, please follow these simple rules and no one has to get hurt (or shut down)

MEMBERS
AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
_Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
Brookey_Babe
Toxic (Bearer of Cheese)
Ivybeenz (The Official EClaire ConMamian)
thefilthyscene
LadyIrina (Official EClaire Comedy Queen)
Illyriaburkle
wesh
CutieKitten (Official EClaire Shooner)
Booneobsesser
Capnlou (Keeper of the Holy Slogan)
Scarlett_106
lostnfound
PITAchic (The Official EClaire Jater)
*AnGeL_EyEs*
Aislynn (The Official EClaire Skater)
Frank Sawyer
chair (Official EClaire Rapper)
*Pauly*
shadows
peanut butter (Von -- the Envoy of PB&J)
Brickhouse04
NikaChan (Our Coaker Friend!)
Gabs (Our Mod Dictator... Of Love.)
Ajust
Mighty_Squid (Official EClaire Squid)
Fugitive
LostBuddy
AsHLeE
Ninjapumpkin (Emily -- She Who Would Hang C.P. For Us)
Jade1021
MasterMinion
Raven O'Reilly (about time, you lurker!)
Nokoolaidforme
Remus Lupin
Hatsumomo
knX
Staypuft,Ponyboy
Riese
Waggidy
shred
Tui-uit
Marystat (five posts, that was all it took.)
17emily
Kind
SweetOrphan
Roxy
tweety
honeyrabbit321
Ceci
Nightskiefading
tabjai
Mystical
deelee
Charlie=Wanker
Bookworm
Ethan's BFF
Hoelli
svrwxfreak25
823freckles

EClaire Essentials
The First Eclaire (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26101)

The Tribulations of Ethan Rom! (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26230)

Goodwin Fic (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=32636)

Short EClaire Fics (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26281)

EClaire Dictionary (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=34997)

The Official Slogans of EClaire (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=31951)

^ The Entertaining EClairian EScapades ^ (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=32862)

EClaire Art/Multimedia Thread (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=31340)

EClaire Photostory -- What REALLY Happened With Ethan (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=30922)

^ EClaire FanFic Reference ^ (http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26698)

New Members, done forget to check out and fill:
Keeping Our Enemies Closer, the Official EClaire Questionnaire (http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=29744)

The Official EClaire Hanging List:
charlie "rock sod" pace,
Mrs "i'm not fricking english" Pace
jack "drowning hero" shepard,
john "destiny's child"locke,
mr "i'm gonna kill remus for hanging me" eko,
james "sawyer" ford,
kate "staring into the middle distance is all i do" austen
kelvin "joe" inman,
desmond "tabjaj" hume
ana- lucia "trigger happy" cortez
mrs "the damned numbers" toomie
taylor "i can't think of any more nicknames" townsend
goodwin
charlotte Malkin
Ethan's "bad twin" Ethan
jate
the Charlethan ship
Ben
Mrs. Klugh
Tom "zeke" friendly
Pickett
Alicat
Michael Dawson
Mighty_Squid (kinda...invertabraes are hard to hang!)
Jason
ThEmIsFiT
The Theories Sub-Forum
Alex
Bernard
Sarah Shepard
shannon rutherford
Hugo Reyes
Boone Carlyle
Libby
Jin Soo Kwon
Sun Paik
Sayid Jarrah
Michael Dawson
Sullivan
Several Redshirts
Fluffy
Marry Brandybuck
Google
Internet Explorer 7 BETA
ehsteve's Wireless Network connection
the summer months
svrwxfreak25
Juliet
Amelia
The occupants of Otherville

Talk away!

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 08:15 AM

NEW THREAD! Look, Ali and Squiddy made it to the hanging list!! :rotflol:

Damn you, LF. I was supposed to start watching Lost episodes 34 minutes ago, but I had to go posting. But now I will HAVE to go.

tabjai

06-21-2006, 08:20 AM

:w00t: New! Title sa good as the other one ;).

ehsteve

06-21-2006, 08:59 AM

i was thinking, we should have a thread somewhere, The EClaire Hangings Hall of Fame, where we can proudly display any andall hangings we have done for the world to see! we'd just have to gather up all of our hangings over 500 pages somehow...

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 09:08 AM

You know, we could hang Charlie a 1000 times. I just watched Homecoming. I'm shaking of uncontrollable rage.

The little SUPER ANNOYING, SUPER CHATTY, SUPER ASSHOLE hobbit was a dick in EVERY SCENE HE WAS IN. He shot Ethan, he annoyed me with EVERY LINE HE SAID, he... AÖTELJH. I'm so through with him. I hate Charlie. I've never hated a character before (expect for Sayid after he beat up Henry, but that wasn't real hate), but Charlie? No, he is too hateable to be true. I can't stand him. I'm going to make a video where every Charlie-hurting can be seen in a row. Mmm... *drools*

Hοelli

06-21-2006, 09:08 AM

Woot!
I ain't a member? ;) I have 2 hangings... :devil: :giggle:

ehsteve

06-21-2006, 09:23 AM

have you completed the membership thingie?

which hangings did you do?

Mighty_Squid

06-21-2006, 09:23 AM

w00t! New thread!

*settles in*

AliCat

06-21-2006, 09:39 AM

I believe our last thread starter *cough*^*cough* didn't update the member list very often.

I'll try to go back through the old thread and pick up the names of those folks that are left off. I know there are about 4 people that should be up there but aren't. :confused:

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 10:08 AM

Everyone should check that list and say if their names aren't in it. I don't see Hoelli there.

Hοelli

06-21-2006, 10:28 AM

I was welcomed and I did the questionnaire :D *cough*And I hanged Michael and Kate*cough*

AliCat

06-21-2006, 10:39 AM

I was welcomed and I did the questionnaire :D *cough*And I hanged Michael and Kate*cough*
For which you deserve a hug. :hug: :D

Hangings are so much fun. Who's going to be our innaugural hanging? We need a good hanging to kick this thread off in the right direction... :plotting: I always feel so guilting using that smilie... it's such an Erica-and-Irina-specific smilie.

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 10:42 AM

AliCat

06-21-2006, 10:47 AM

I'm sorry, Hoelli, do you need a cough drop? :p

Yes, Ali, we need to hang someone to give this thread a good EClaire feeling :D. Should we vote for somebody? How about... Cassidy? Kelvin Inman? I vote Cassidy.
OOOHHH. Remus, do YOU have a PICTURE of the MiSfIt? :rotflol: He'd BE a GOOD candidate, don't YOU think? :giggle:

We should hang him and Constipation Bernard in the same noose. :rotflol:

Hοelli

06-21-2006, 10:48 AM

*cough*click (http://pavelicious.boo.pl/fls/eclaire/) click (http://pavelicious.boo.pl/fls/ethan/)*cough* (I'm so NOT into this people counting stuff anymore, but I happened to get these two as the last I ever made :shifty:)
@ Remus - probably I do :giggle:

I might go and hang someone ;)

ETA:
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2103/hangedjason0sf.jpg
Don't mess with Ana :blank:

AliCat

06-21-2006, 11:01 AM

ETA:
http://img87.imageshack.us/img87/2103/hangedjason0sf.jpg
Don't mess with Ana :blank:
:crackup: What a way to go. :no: He deserved it though -- and just look at the way he was teasing the noose! Of COURSE he got hanged!

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 11:11 AM

His expression TOTALLY matches the situation! GREATNESS, Hoelli!! :D:D:D

By the way, do you want to hang TheMisFit, Ali? Because I do have his pic right there. ;)

http://myspace-865.vo.llnwd.net/00784/56/86/784336865_m.jpg

Who wants TO hang TheMisFit WITH a lovely NOOSE?!!!

ETA: My goodness, Ali, Alvin Handsem... :rotflol:

ehsteve

06-21-2006, 11:16 AM

I've added Hoelli to the list and Jason to the hangings, i would hang the misfit myself, but Fireworks is being stupid with me! :computer:

Hatsumomo

06-21-2006, 11:30 AM

:w00t: New thread! And about time!

Also, my username on the member list is still ~*Freckles*~, which I haven't had since EClaire 2. :p

ehsteve

06-21-2006, 11:32 AM

fixed it, blame ice, he hasnt kept the thing updated, i just copied it :rolleyes:

*Pauly*

06-21-2006, 11:37 AM

That is a great hanging Hoelli. Really good expression!

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 12:47 PM

Yep, I love it.

We should hang Seetharaman Narayanan. He is SO in my head. Ever since I hung Alex in the last thread, that name has been in my head.

Seetharaman Narayanan, Seetharaman Narayanan, Seetharaman Narayanan...

I'm going for a swim. If no one has hanged TheMisFit by then, I'm going to do it!

MasterMinion

06-21-2006, 01:39 PM

ooooh - new thread!

*drags in my wigwam and gets a fire going ... which is, btw, much better than Charlies*

Soooo ... to celebrate new threadiness, I feel like doing something I haven't done before .... I shall hang someone! :w00t:

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 01:41 PM

Is there an echo here? :p Sorry, couldn't resist. I hate it when the boards sometimes double my posts.

ANYWAY, TheMisFit has BEEN hung!! (why do I talk like that when I talk of themisfit?)

http://img462.imageshack.us/img462/4933/themisfit0uc.jpg

Mighty_Squid

06-21-2006, 01:44 PM

Hi.

:flowers:

I'm dense.

Who the hecky melecky is this TheMisFit person?

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 01:49 PM

http://themisfitishere.blogspot.com

Read HIS excellent theories, BECAUSE they MAKE complete sense! And YOU gotta love his WRITING STYLE!!

He also has his own sticky in Spoilers! -> Rumors. He is hilarious. :D

ETA: Squiddy, I just realized you're not naked anymore! :w00t: I love your new avi and banner.

MasterMinion

06-21-2006, 01:50 PM

Who the hecky melecky is this TheMisFit person?
I haven't got a clue. :blank:

tee hee ...

http://img481.imageshack.us/img481/725/deshang27ij.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*runs from Tabbers (or whatever the hell he calls himself now)*

nightskiesfading

06-21-2006, 01:53 PM

Well, since we already hung Ali, I thought we could at least do her a favor...so I hung the entire theories subforum :blank:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/_gentlycollapse/theoryhanging.jpg

AliCat

06-21-2006, 02:01 PM

Well, since we already hung Ali, I thought we could at least do her a favor...so I hung the entire theories subforum :blank:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b291/_gentlycollapse/theoryhanging.jpg
BAHAHAHAHAHA! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying. :rotflol: Thank you, Courtney, you have no idea how much I needed that. :D If I could do any sort of ... anything on the computer, I'd happily hang *certain areas* for you!

Mighty_Squid

06-21-2006, 02:02 PM

ETA: Squiddy, I just realized you're not naked anymore! :w00t: I love your new avi and banner.

What you had a problem with my nakedness? :blank:

This wonderful set was made by the loverly Nightskiesfading who has brought us quite a hanging.

I must also say that Desmond looks really hit when he's hung. :nod:

Remus Lupin

06-21-2006, 05:10 PM

Nightskies, THAT WAS UNBELIEVABLE!!! :crackup: :crackup: Fantastic! You cracked me up in the middle of the night! :D

What you had a problem with my nakedness? :blank:

Yeah, it was just so... naked. :p

Hatsumomo

06-21-2006, 10:29 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/percy_and_padfoot/jatyer-hangings.jpg

:eh:

LadyIrina

06-22-2006, 06:24 AM

Hanging Jack! w00t!
Hangig Kate! w00t!
Sawyer in bondage... :devil:

It warms an old emu's heart to see all this hanging again!
*dries tear*

(and a double w00t for hanging Alex! :w00t: :w00t: )

Hοelli

06-22-2006, 07:52 AM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v311/percy_and_padfoot/jatyer-hangings.jpg

:eh:
:crackup: They must be super dangerous - the guns and *gasp* nooses (and bondage :angel:) :shock:

Remus Lupin

06-22-2006, 09:48 AM

No doubt they're dangerous! Mind you, they should cover Jack's head, because he looks like a bulldog. I mean, yeah, Foxy's one good-looking guy, but when gagged, I swear he looks like a bulldog!

(and a double w00t for hanging Alex! :w00t: :w00t: )

Thank you! Thank you! *bows* :D

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 11:16 AM

I love the sight of hangings in the morning.

Nightskiefading, seeing the theories section strung up that way brings tears of joy to my eyes.

*caresses new thread*

Gabs

06-22-2006, 11:28 AM

:rotflol: Hanging all of theories? Courtney, that was awesome!

AliCat

06-22-2006, 11:40 AM

:rotflol: Hanging all of theories? Courtney, that was awesome!
:shock: You decided to grace us with your presence? What did we do to deserve a visit? Please tell us!

Gabs should hang around more. *cough*

tabjai

06-22-2006, 12:07 PM

Trio hang! :w00t: Not more Jakasa! :blank:

Hatsumomo

06-22-2006, 04:19 PM

Trio hang! :w00t: Not more Jakasa! :blank:

No more love triangle. :eh:

AliCat

06-22-2006, 04:48 PM

No more love triangle. :eh:
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!

MasterMinion

06-22-2006, 04:49 PM

Gabs should hang around more. *cough*
was there a double meaning to that, Ali?

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 04:51 PM

was there a double meaning to that, Ali?

She's being tricksy again it seems. :shifty:

Gabs

06-22-2006, 04:52 PM

Oh, so I decide to visit and I get veiled hanging threats? :shifty:

GOT IT, Ali. Got it.

AliCat

06-22-2006, 05:08 PM

:shock:

Why does everyone always assume the worst about me? :( :( :( :( :(

I'm innocent, I tells ya!

Marystat

06-22-2006, 05:35 PM

What's this about hanging now??? dangling bits or?? :giggle:

Remus Lupin

06-22-2006, 05:39 PM

:shock:

Why does everyone always assume the worst about me? :( :( :( :( :(

I'm innocent, I tells ya!

Yet you hate love triangles. No decent person can hate love triangles. :p

So are you guys suggesting that we should hang Gabs? :plotting:... I mean, :eh: :D

AliCat

06-22-2006, 06:04 PM

What's this about hanging now??? dangling bits or?? :giggle:
:crackup: Mary is so funny. :giggle: Get your mind out of the gutter, woman! :p

Remus, if you hang Gabs... Then you should make a point to hang ALL the mods. That's only fair.

Except, I've already been hanged... so leave me out. :shifty:

ETA: I went to type "shifty" and it almost came out "shred". Freudian slip? :shreddy:

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 06:07 PM

I think this hanging business is getting crazy! Gabs is just an innocent bystander and it would be a horrific tragedy to see her noosed. Great, just great, why don't we hang everybody?

:angel:

ehsteve

06-22-2006, 06:07 PM

well ali, if we were to hang all the mods, officiall we'd need a real pic of all the mods :shifty:

emily, subliminal messages, i like it!

Remus Lupin

06-22-2006, 06:30 PM

Ali was hung by her avatar, so we don't need any pics, do we? :p

BTW, this random thought popped to my mind, probably inspired by Ali's :shreddy: When I joined this forum and first saw Devan. Her screenname is sing_without_a_reason as we all know and it's SWAR in acronym or whatever. But when I saw it, I IMMEDIATELY thought SNOG, instead of SWAR. Crazy me. :eh:

nightskiesfading

06-22-2006, 06:33 PM

:crackup: Mary is so funny. :giggle: Get your mind out of the gutter, woman! :p

Remus, if you hang Gabs... Then you should make a point to hang ALL the mods. That's only fair.

Except, I've already been hanged... so leave me out. :shifty:

The hanging of theories is all my pleasure, hey if you hang fics and I hang spoilers and OSM - can we go on vacation?! :w00t: :p

Hanging the mods? Well, my nickname being skies, I'm techinically not a concrete object, so how can you do you expect to hang me?

Remus Lupin

06-22-2006, 06:35 PM

True, you're pretty difficult. Night = not hangable. Skies = not hangable. Fading = not hangable. Guess you'll be left out of hanging. :(

:D

ehsteve

06-22-2006, 06:37 PM

of course you could always provide a real pic to hang....:shifty:

Gabs

06-22-2006, 07:49 PM

I think this hanging business is getting crazy! Gabs is just an innocent bystander and it would be a horrific tragedy to see her noosed. Great, just great, why don't we hang everybody?

:angel:

:shock:

And you people wonder why I'm not here as much... :shifty:

Mighty_Squid

06-22-2006, 08:08 PM

:shock:

And you people wonder why I'm not here as much... :shifty:

Oh you know us, Gabs.

Here at EClaire hanging equals love! :lotsalove

nightskiesfading

06-22-2006, 08:39 PM

True, you're pretty difficult. Night = not hangable. Skies = not hangable. Fading = not hangable. Guess you'll be left out of hanging. :(

:D
So wait...all the mods get hanged except for ME and I'm left dealing with everything? :shock:

Gabs

06-22-2006, 08:40 PM

Have fun Courtney. You can have my Adminship when I'm gone. :)

tabjai

06-22-2006, 09:05 PM

Have fun Courtney. You can have my Adminship when I'm gone. :)

Where are you going :shock: ?

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 10:37 PM

I have had the worse day ever! Just the whole day in general. None of our vehicles want to run, Sprint is being...well...Sprint. *stabs Sprint* The guys at Radioshack should be fired because they are dumb as rocks and expect me to shove my charger into this tiny little hole...which won't fit worth of nothing because only a needle could go in that charger hole. So Sprint really did a number on sending me a new phone without a new charger. Morons. And then on top of that my computer was acting up.

So...is there ANY way that I could possible hang this day? I mean this has been such an awful day it's not even funny. Well it is in its own way, but not really. I need a drink. :mad:

AliCat

06-22-2006, 10:39 PM

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 10:41 PM

*hands you a stiff drink and bludgeons Sprint with a rock*

Anything can be hanged. :nod:

Hatsumomo

06-22-2006, 10:42 PM

Ali, your little online/offline indicator-button-thing scares me.
It says you're offline when you're really online.
How will I know when it's safe to come out of hiding?

*shivers*

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 10:44 PM

That's Ethan mode. Ninja tactics in action.

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 10:44 PM

Poor Nika. You need a screenshot of a calendar and just hang the whole damn thing.

Ethan would want you to.

That's a good idea. Yeah, Ethan would want everyone to hang as much things as possible. The only good thing to happen today were all these storms that rolled through, that's about it.

*hands you a stiff drink and bludgeons Sprint with a rock*

Anything can be hanged.

Ahhh, thanks! I actually have a big thing of Bacardi. It is SO calling my name right now.

I'm so hanging this day. I just need a calander shot of this day and off I go lol!

Hatsumomo

06-22-2006, 10:45 PM

Holy wow Emily, yours does the same thing. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?

Lol, you all are just on invisible mode right?

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 10:48 PM

I'm logged in to my AIM and it's showing that I'm invisible here

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 10:49 PM

Ahhh, thanks! I actually have a big thing of Bacardi. It is SO calling my name right now.

You so just influenced me to get a beer. :D

Holy wow Emily, yours does the same thing. IS NOTHING SACRED ANYMORE?

Lol, you all are just on invisible mode right?

Yes, Ethan-mode is just a classier description of invisi-mode. :nod:

Hatsumomo

06-22-2006, 10:51 PM

Muahahaha, I too am now in Ethan-mode. Fear my invisibility. :D

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 10:52 PM

You so just influenced me to get a beer.

I'm a bad influence, or so I've been told. :D

GET THAT BEER EMILY! AND DRINK IT FOR ALL THE BEER-LESS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! :w00t:

tabjai

06-22-2006, 10:53 PM

Anyone has an idea where Ice is? He hasn't been in LF in about 2-3 days now... Eclaire's pretty lonely without him.

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 10:54 PM

I'm drinking a Pabst.

*poors some beer on the carpet only not for real*

This one is for my dead LOST homies.

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 10:58 PM

Tabjai, sorry, I haven't. :(

*has a few seconds of silence for the dead LOST homies*

...

.....

Okay, that's enough.

Drink a beer a day and save the rare Monlarshel Mongoose. It's what Ethan would want us to do. He couldn't save them in time, but said we can save them by drinking beer. So I believe it. :giggle:

Mighty_Squid

06-22-2006, 11:00 PM

Invisible mode is the mode of choice for EClairians. :nod:

Also my condolences to Emily on the Pabst.

AliCat

06-22-2006, 11:01 PM

Anyone has an idea where Ice is? He hasn't been in LF in about 2-3 days now... Eclaire's pretty lonely without him.
ICE!!!!!!!! MY LF TRU:heart: IS MISSING!:shock: :eek: :shock: :eek: :shock:

Quick, someone call Detective MISFIT to FIND OUT where my beloved ICE berg LEGend is! :shock:

*slips back into Ethan mode*

ETA: Pabst? Poor Emily. :no: I'd offer you some Killian's or Rolling Rock, but we're all out -- all I have is Icehouse and Girly drinks. *sigh*

tabjai

06-22-2006, 11:03 PM

ICE!!!!!!!! MY LF TRU:heart: IS MISSING!:shock: :eek: :shock: :eek: :shock:

Quick, someone call Detective MISFIT to FIND OUT where my beloved ICE berg LEGend is! :shock:

*slips back into Ethan mode*

ETA: Pabst? Poor Emily. :no: I'd offer you some Killian's or Rolling Rock, but we're all out -- all I have is Icehouse and Girly drinks. *sigh*

Do you have any idea at all where he is? :blank:

You sould like you know him much more than I do :rolleyes: ;).

nightskiesfading

06-22-2006, 11:03 PM

You don't have Ice somewhere Ali? I could have sworn I saw you mumbling something about 'IceCat forever' as you carted him off...It is the EClaire way of doing romance.

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 11:05 PM

Also my condolences to Emily on the Pabst.

Thank you. It tastes like salty watery....meh yet remains eerily refreshing.

And don't worry Ali, I'm sure Ice is fine. He's probably just busy fighting crime and breaking people's bones.

EDIT: Ali, i actually enjoy Pabst for some reason. but i do have tastes for guiness and Moose Drool and Oatmeal Stout and........*drools*

AliCat

06-22-2006, 11:08 PM

You don't have Ice somewhere Ali? I could have sworn I saw you mumbling something about 'IceCat forever' as you carted him off...It is the EClaire way of doing romance.

*strides up to podium*

*taps*

"Is this thing on? Ladies and gentlemen, I will now be taking your questions. Yes, you, over there in the dark? I cannot confirm nor deny that I mumbled nor that I carted anyone anywhere.

Yes, you with the Desmond avatar? Yes, I do know him somewhat better than you do. What's that? No, I cannot confirm nor deny that "know" has more than one definition.

You there, with the spork. I categorically deny that I have hanged anyone by the name of Ice Berg Legend. I don't know where you people get your information, but you really ought to get better sources. Next question?

Yes, you, with the Pabst Blue Ribbon? Yes, I'll happily get you a girly drink if you prefer. Guinness? No comment. I said no comment. NO COMMENT.

No more questions, please.

I'm sorry, but I do have other pressing matters to which I must attend. Thank you all for attending this press conference regarding Ice Berg Legend. God bless you, and God Bless America!"

*flashes the peace sign and walks off escorted by two burly men in black with ear pieces*

Mighty_Squid

06-22-2006, 11:16 PM

Hmm, that sounded fishy. Even to me.

*collects a stray hair from the stage and fingerprints from the microphone*

I'm off to the lab.

NikaChan

06-22-2006, 11:18 PM

Detective Squid is on the case! :giggle:

nightskiesfading

06-22-2006, 11:27 PM

*runs after Ali snapping pictures in her eye and yelling random questions out at her as she shoves her hand in my face*

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-22-2006, 11:39 PM

Hey Squid, you might find this bit of evidence useful...

http://img139.imageshack.us/img139/3343/finaledesinboat4gj.jpg

Yes, I totally pillaged your picture from the old post a pic thread. :sweat:

capnlou

06-23-2006, 02:49 AM

:crackup:

*Is very scared by hyperactive thread and so many hangings*

Oh, and I hung Bernard once, he should be added to the list, and Jack's wife, Sarah.

Hey everyone, LOU NEEDS YOU!!
I set up the date for the end of the EClaire challenge when I won't be here!
So I need someone to volunteer to take over duties for awhile *puppy dog eyes*

And I need everyone else to ENTER!!

*hugs a noose for comfort*

ehsteve

06-23-2006, 03:37 AM

:crackup:

*Is very scared by hyperactive thread and so many hangings*

Oh, and I hung Bernard once, he should be added to the list, and Jack's wife, Sarah.

i'll add them to the list

Hey everyone, LOU NEEDS YOU!!
I set up the date for the end of the EClaire challenge when I won't be here!
So I need someone to volunteer to take over duties for awhile *puppy dog eyes*

And I need everyone else to ENTER!!

*hugs a noose for comfort*

you could just extend the deadline, more entries then ;) also, i dont have time to do anything for a fewdays, so it'd be really helpful to me *more puppy dog eyes*

capnlou

06-23-2006, 03:42 AM

Yeah, extending it works too, cool.

The contest will be extended.

Remus Lupin

06-23-2006, 08:21 AM

Hey, everyone, I want to let you to know something.

I'm a loser and a murderer. Murderer, because I kill myself everyday and a loser, because I'm so damned CLUMSY!!!

I get scars, scratches, slices, slashes, bumps, bruises, EVERYDAY!! Today, my dog took off and I ran after her. Some IDIOT had set up some weird metal thing on the ground and my leg got tangled to it. I didn't want to fall so I yanked my leg out and sliced a couple of scratches there and they started bleeding. And I still had to get the dog.

Yesterday, I stabbed myself to the throat with my dog's paw and it started bleeding. YES! I STABBED MYSELF WITH A DOG'S PAW!!

The day before yesterday, I fell down and cut my knee and now it has a nice red bruise in it.

And the day before that, I had a bruise. I get bruises practically everyday. I'm theorizing that by the end of my life, I will be covered by millions of scars. I'm going to kill mysef unless someone else does it. I'm going to go swimming today with my sister's husband and my big brother and sister. I hope I'm not going to hurt myself again. I'm afraid of myself.

ETA: I don't believe myself. I just came from the swim. When we got to the beach, the sun went behind clouds. When we left, it came out of there. We were swimming at the beach and then we decided to swim to the nearby dock. A landing stage. It's not very big, but the big area in the end has concrete in the bottom. I climbed it up and OF COURSE tore my skin against the concrete. Luckily, it was just a small scrape, so there was hardly any blood.

And I forgot to mention that three days ago, I tore some skin from my leg with iron wiring. It gave it a nice bluish red bruise too.

LadyIrina

06-23-2006, 09:56 AM

:shifty:
Uhm... okay?

AliCat

06-23-2006, 10:31 AM

O_o

Quick, someone call Dr. Rom! Better yet, get Dr. Jack and the Whaaaaaaaambulance! :giggle:

Sorry, Remus. I do get where you're coming from though -- I tend to bump into anything that's even remotely in the same city as I am. :p

LadyIrina

06-23-2006, 10:53 AM

You should ask Dr Rom what to do about those bruises...
:D

Remus Lupin

06-23-2006, 01:37 PM

More like, I should ask how to stop getting them. After the swim, I've been fine, but for how long? I'll post a pic of my knee, just to let you know. THREE DIFFERENT BRUISES IN THE SAME SPOT! :eh:

http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/3682/img12141xr.th.jpg (http://img50.imageshack.us/my.php?image=img12141xr.jpg)

AliCat

06-23-2006, 01:38 PM

:blank:

So, who here is planning on entering the EClaire Challenge? You artsy folks need to get cracking. :nod:

NikaChan

06-23-2006, 01:57 PM

There's an EClaire challenge? I've all ready made an EClaire colorbar. :D

AliCat

06-23-2006, 02:00 PM

There's an EClaire challenge? I've all ready made an EClaire colorbar. :D
Ok, I must be an idiot, but what's a colorbar and how does it relate to EClaire?

NikaChan

06-23-2006, 02:07 PM

Here, I'll just show you :p

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b153/lunar_temptress/eclairecolorbar.jpg

Mighty_Squid

06-23-2006, 02:10 PM

Ok, I must be an idiot, but what's a colorbar and how does it relate to EClaire?

It's colored, it's a bar, and it has pictures of Ethan and Claire in it. :p

nightskiesfading

06-23-2006, 02:24 PM

It's colored, it's a bar, and it has pictures of Ethan and Claire in it. :p
Squid wins! :w00t:

I'll..try the art challenge..when I find time..

AliCat

06-23-2006, 02:38 PM

It's colored, it's a bar, and it has pictures of Ethan and Claire in it. :p
:o :o :o

I never said I was smart. *cough*

Remus Lupin

06-23-2006, 02:52 PM

I'm not all that good with Photoshop and stuff, so I better stay out of this. :o

Ice Berg Legend

06-23-2006, 02:57 PM

Mwuhaha....I thought I was having RL issues :eek: Complexeties surround me at every corner. I'm even thinking of reading this to keep myself insanely sane (I'd add an extra 50,000 Volts to that noose too, but can't think of anyone to use it on...maybe its going a tad too far :p )

http://www.peterthorpe.net/media/BarbWireNoosecovbig.jpeg

Came across a guy at work called Steve Scott :giggle:

Remus Lupin

06-23-2006, 04:48 PM

Ice, you're back! :w00t: And you brought a :eek: barbed wire noose? WOW! I wanna read that book, btw... :D Maybe some good photoshopper can edit the noose out of the picture and we could use it... :evilgrin: And you're getting beat up by accidents too! :w00t:

PS. I wish I knew someone named Steve Scott! Tell him that Remus thinks his name is cool :D

ETA: I just realized I used 4 smiles in the first paragraph! :eh: I gotta cut down on smilies... (damn, I used another one)

Ice Berg Legend

06-23-2006, 05:56 PM

lol I'll make sure to pass on the message to Mr Scott, Remus. Maybe this guy is some kind of Steve/Scott hybrid :eek:

Remus Lupin

06-23-2006, 07:09 PM

lol I'll make sure to pass on the message to Mr Scott, Remus.

Thanks, Ice! :D

I've been watching this fighting video over and over many times today/night. Me and my big sister's husband made it today (well, yesterday actually; my big brother was doing the camerawork). Every punch, every strike, every kick, every throw, every reaction... it's just so PERFECT. And the changes of the camera angle went so perfectly too. And the music was perfect too (from Lost :D) and everything was PERFECT. I love it so much.

Raven O'Reilly

06-23-2006, 07:46 PM

Just a general reminder, but you guys need to stay on topic. *cough*Remus*cough* ;)

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-23-2006, 09:47 PM

Hello EClairisssse :blank:

I ate Locke's kidney with some RAF spread and a nice fermented guava.

fftfftfftftftftftf...

RAVEN. Haven't seen you here in a while. :shifty: :w00t:

EDIT: :shifty:

tabjai

06-24-2006, 12:39 AM

I've prepared an Eclaire quote based on a LOST quote for tomorrow. :plotting: :blank:

Ice Berg Legend

06-24-2006, 07:11 AM

Hello EClairisssse :blank:

I ate Locke's kidney with some RAF spread and a nice fermented guava.

fftfftfftftftftftf...

hahaha thats real good :D wonder how many other EClaire movie related moments people can come up with.

chair

06-24-2006, 07:30 PM

Hello new thread :D *polishes*

what about the "fluffy" hanging and hurley *cough* :D

*makes tea* *reads last 20 pages of EClaire V* :)

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-24-2006, 07:46 PM

Chair!

Hello there. :giggle:

PsychodelicS

06-24-2006, 07:57 PM

Hi Eclairians,

I just started a poll for the lost in lost magazine.
Results will be either in this edition (out July 1st) or next one.

I just thought you guys might wanted to vote
1 vote / person

Poll here (http://snappoll.com/poll/108001.php)

chair

06-24-2006, 10:13 PM

Chair!

Hello there. :giggle:
hey, :cool:

mmmmmmm, poll *votes*

capnlou

06-25-2006, 02:45 AM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/eclair2.jpg

mmmmmm, EClaire's gone upper class:giggle:

NikaChan

06-25-2006, 02:49 AM

Oooooh, fancy! :giggle:

Remus Lupin

06-25-2006, 06:59 AM

We're going to need a drooling smilie *drools*

Anyway, I voted for EClaire in the poll! But there was only two votes for it there!

And of course, welcome to the new thread, chair! :w00t:

ehsteve

06-25-2006, 10:51 AM

chair, i think we have hung fluffy before, i believe Eri did it a while ago. would hurley be a good trial for the barbed noose?

Remus Lupin

06-25-2006, 01:45 PM

chair, i think we have hung fluffy before, i believe Eri did it a while ago. would hurley be a good trial for the barbed noose?

Sorry, ehsteve, but I don't think that's a good idea. The barbed noose isn't exactly flexible AND Hurley's throat isn't exactly thin. I think Charlie would be a good idea for our barbed tryouts, hmm?

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-25-2006, 03:17 PM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/eclair2.jpg

mmmmmm, EClaire's gone upper class:giggle:

Yum. *eats it*

I believe chair hung Fluffy and Hurley. :nod: I remember they were both extremely amusing. :giggle:

ehsteve

06-25-2006, 03:17 PM

good point remus, the hanging seeme to go well!

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-25-2006, 03:19 PM

Holy jinx Batman! :giggle:

Ouch, poor chuckles is really going to have a sore neck after that!

Remus Lupin

06-25-2006, 03:55 PM

BRILLIANT, STEVE! :rotflol:

Our very first barbed hanging. *sniff* I'm getting all teary and emotional... :bawl:

Durr!

06-26-2006, 04:41 AM

Mmmmm New Thread, barbed hanging, lol it sounds painful

that eclaire looks nice and shiny, yes i believe chair hung hurley, i saw it it was funny :D

Remus Lupin

06-26-2006, 06:54 AM

Hey, Durr! Welcome to the new thread. :)

Anyway, do we have a logo? I don't think EClaire has a logo. I think a logo would be a good thing to have.

AliCat

06-26-2006, 04:41 PM

Anyway, do we have a logo? I don't think EClaire has a logo. I think a logo would be a good thing to have.
Logo as in picture? We have many. :plotting:

However, I think our official logo is a noose. :nod: Probably with "Ship of 1000 Slogans" around it.

That sounds like a good thing to add to the challenge... that most of you haven't entered. :shifty:

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-26-2006, 05:07 PM

Logo as in picture? We have many. :plotting:

However, I think our official logo is a noose. :nod: Probably with "Ship of 1000 Slogans" around it.

That sounds like a good thing to add to the challenge... that most of you haven't entered. :shifty:

Eventually I will enter the challenge. But we are having major computer drama right now. Doing graphics on our current comp is like painting in a desert with 100 mile an hour winds and hail the size of oranges.

Anyway, a logo?

ehsteve

06-26-2006, 05:30 PM

i have ideas......i just need energy, time and motivation, not to mention a fast computer and internet connection for images, then i might be able to give it a go....

Hatsumomo

06-26-2006, 05:59 PM

I was one of the first to enter the Challenge. :angel: *feels vain*

Hοelli

06-26-2006, 06:01 PM

I was one of the first to enter the Challenge. :angel: *feels vain*
Me too, me too :giggle:

Ice Berg Legend

06-26-2006, 07:06 PM

I got a few ideas too. General lack of ability to translate ideas from my brain to paper/computer prevents me from having a go...but you guys keep it going :)

Remus Lupin

06-26-2006, 08:57 PM

I haven't entered because of my lack of photoshopping skills and I'm not very creative with this stuff. Besides I know I would never win.

A noose should deffo be included in the logo. Perhaps a noose in the middle of Ethan and Claire with "A Ship of 1000 Slogans" around it? Jungle background.

NikaChan

06-27-2006, 12:04 AM

Logos are awesome. But that reminds me, I should really use my Charlie-Go-Round for my avi and banner. :D

AbsolutelyCurtains

06-27-2006, 06:24 PM

^that would be sweet. :D

Hello there. :blank: :shifty:

I wish I new how to make smilies. I'd make an Ethan smilie.

Remus Lupin

06-28-2006, 06:50 AM

If I knew how to make smilies, I'd make a :drool: smilie.

capnlou

06-29-2006, 01:46 AM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/APRIL20FOOLS20DAY.jpg

I saw this at the video store and went :shock: :shock: :shock:

everyone was freaked out when I asked them whether that was possible

AliCat

06-29-2006, 09:09 AM

:giggle: Lou, I think only long-haired EClairian women can pull off that look. :plotting: It's a shame I got 6 inches cut off of mine... :(

So. I heard from a little birdie that Lou extended the deadline on the EClaire challenge. :shifty: Now I'm sure you guys can find the time/inspiration to enter.

Remus Lupin

06-29-2006, 09:27 AM

EClaire challenge? Wha'? I thought you guys were talking about the avatar and banner contest. What's this EClaire challenge then?

AliCat

06-29-2006, 09:29 AM

EClaire Challenge, Now With 50% Less Hanging. (http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=42668) :(

ehsteve

06-29-2006, 11:57 AM

i've got lots of hangings and a few banners/avatars, it's not quick or easy to upload them...i will in time though :shifty:

Remus Lupin

06-29-2006, 04:46 PM

Ends July 1st? Oh man... I'm leaving! 9am tomorrow! I can't participate! Ah, well...

Hοelli

06-29-2006, 05:16 PM

Ends July 1st? Oh man... I'm leaving! 9am tomorrow! I can't participate! Ah, well...
Changed to July 15 (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1487366&postcount=13) I believe :D

AliCat

07-01-2006, 09:35 AM

Notice that now you have no excuse, Remus. :p

*pokes the poor silent thread with one of Locke's knives*

:poke:

Ice Berg Legend

07-01-2006, 09:46 AM

ouch! those knives need sharpening, blunt knifed stabs hurt more :p

tabjai

07-01-2006, 10:38 AM

Wow... I havn't been here like for in a week. :shock: I'll check out the Eclaire challenge ;).

Any other news lately? :blank:

MasterMinion

07-01-2006, 10:40 AM

jesus - I haven't been here for ... 6 pages?

*apologisies to father ethan*

please accept this jug of otherwater and platter of morphine as an offering in return for my desertion.

*worships*

I need to enter more stuff in the eclaire challenge ...

Remus Lupin

07-02-2006, 05:07 PM

*stabs MasterMinion with Locke's knife for not being in thread for 6 pages* Bad, you! :p

But I'm BACK!! Had a nice weekend. And I see that EClaire is like DEAD. How are you people being so passive? I don't think Eri has been in this thread at all. AND it looks like I am entering the EClaire challenge after all.

AND a mosquito just bit me from the shoulder! AND it's going to itch for the next damned 24 hours! :w00t:

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-02-2006, 06:00 PM

:blank:

I'm having poll withdrawls. :shifty:

ehsteve

07-02-2006, 06:42 PM

EClaire Challenge, Now With 50% Less Hanging. (http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=42668) :(

i beg to differ.....:D

Mighty_Squid

07-02-2006, 07:19 PM

:shock:

Wow, ehsteve.

That is an uber-hanging if I ever saw it!

What would happen if we hung people with with Wonderwoman's Rope of Truth?

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-02-2006, 07:38 PM

LOL, Squid. Sayid could probably find that a handy weapon.

Reminds me of an Upright Citizen's Brigade sketch with the "bucket of truth" :giggle:

AliCat

07-02-2006, 08:12 PM

:shock:

Wow, ehsteve.

That is an uber-hanging if I ever saw it!

What would happen if we hung people with with Wonderwoman's Rope of Truth?
I agree with Squiddy. WOW. Massively good hangings, Oh Gifted Artist. :bowdown:

And Squiddy, I think it's called the Golden Lariat. :shifty: I watched it back in my rope-free childhood.

We should hang Wonder Woman for being in an invisible plane. How the heck did she ever find it when she parked it? How could she read the altimeter? How did she fill it up with gas? How did she keep from bumping her head on it all the time?

I'll never get to sleep now. :(

Remus Lupin

07-02-2006, 08:46 PM

WOW, steve!!! WOW!!!! And I love the little touch that you didn't hang Claire and you added Ethan in the pic. :D

We should hang Wonder Woman, I agree- and I don't even know who she is. :D She sounds annoying. Luckily, I do get to sleep tonight despite all those mysterious questions. After all it's 4:00am so I BETTER get to sleep right now. :p

Night, guys.

tabjai

07-02-2006, 11:01 PM

Nice, Steve! :nod: :w00t:

Very tight :blank:.

Mighty_Squid

07-02-2006, 11:25 PM

Remus

Wonder Woman is a super hero like Superman.

http://www.dragonhero.com/hero/villains/dc/wonder-woman.jpg

She's dying to hang people. :nod:

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-02-2006, 11:37 PM

She has a Lasso of Truthiness. :giggle: Or noosiness? :shifty:

Remus Lupin

07-03-2006, 02:33 PM

She hangs people? Well, that earns her some credit... BUT she is a superhero, so I must hate her. Someone hang her, please. :)

ehsteve

07-03-2006, 03:02 PM

so great are the powers of ethan, he can make Wonderwoman hang herself!

MasterMinion

07-03-2006, 05:14 PM

so great are the powers of ethan, he can make Wonderwoman hang herself!
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

this thread cracks me up

AliCat

07-03-2006, 06:49 PM

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

this thread cracks me up
Isn't that the point? :p

The day I stop finding anything on this forum funny will be the day I'm gone. As long as there's some sort of fun thing going on, I'll be around.

Now, the question you have to ask yourself: Is that a threat -- or a promise? :eek:

tabjai

07-03-2006, 07:01 PM

I have something, which I describe as mildly funny that I've been working for somedays. It's Alvar Hanso's quote Elcaired :D.:

"From the dawn of Eclaire, Ethan has been blessed with curiosity. His most precious wish, without exception, is the desire to have Claire—to look beyond what is accepted as true love and to imagine what is possible."

That's the best I could came up with. I'm not creative :blank:.

Remus Lupin

07-04-2006, 05:27 AM

That was great, tabjai! :rotflol: I wish Mr Friendly would've said that back in S02E11: The Hunting Party... it would've been SO great!

Ethan made Wonder Woman hang herself? :eek: That man is beyond awesome!! (not to mention that made me :giggle:)

Ice Berg Legend

07-04-2006, 06:13 PM

I missed a hanging fest here I see, good work Steve, not even super-heroes are spared the noose :D

AliCat

07-04-2006, 06:19 PM

I missed a hanging fest here I see, good work Steve, not even super-heroes are spared the noose :D
Oh, well if not even superheroes are spared, I have a list of people I'd like to see hanged. :shifty:

The Noose is mightier than the sword. :nod:

Ice Berg Legend

07-04-2006, 06:24 PM

The noose is mightier than the sword, ninja star, laser gun and any other weapon you can think of it seems. Viva la Noose!

AliCat

07-04-2006, 07:28 PM

Do you think the Noose is mightier than snakes on a plane? :shifty:

Perhaps we can fashion several venemous nooses from those snakes. And then hang Charlie again. :w00t:

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-04-2006, 07:40 PM

AliCat

07-04-2006, 08:29 PM

Of course the noose is mightier than snakes on a plane. [can't wait to see that movie, by the way! :w00t:] Charlie hanging from a venemous snakey noose would be a beautiful sight. As would Sam Jackson in a similar predicament. :D

What would the fear of nooses be called?
Fun With Phobias (http://www.ojohaven.com/fun/phobias.html). :nod:

I believe Ethan probably has Arachibutyrophobia (http://www.changethatsrightnow.com/problem_detail.asp?SDID=5170:1381).

chair

07-04-2006, 08:38 PM

:crackup: at Arachibutyrophobia. :shifty:

Great Hanging orgy there steve :D:up:

"snakes in a noose!" - next seasons tag line :D

:cool:

nightskiesfading

07-04-2006, 09:22 PM

Nooses on A Plane :shifty: That would be the EClaire movie.

AliCat

07-05-2006, 07:53 AM

Nooses on A Plane :shifty: That would be the EClaire movie.
"There's mothersmurfing NOOSES on this plane!" *chokes* *end of movie*

Ethan would be the pilot. :nod:

MasterMinion

07-05-2006, 04:38 PM

*crawls back into thread*

*ties self to ships mast*

just to make sure I actually STAY here this time ...

LMAO at Ara-somthing-yro-whatsits-phobia, though!

Remus Lupin

07-05-2006, 07:10 PM

Arachibutyrophobia

:crackup: Plane of nooses got me too. :D

Seriously, I needed the laugh. I'm about to faint here. Man, I'm SHAKING. I've finished my huge Lost Excel chart and I just posted it into General Lost Discussion! I've been working on that thing for MONTHS. I did it once, completely. I was disappointed with what I did, so I COMPLETELY redid it. And now I'm happy with it. I hope other people won't complain much.

Hatsumomo

07-05-2006, 07:12 PM

Dang, I haven't been here in 6 pages. :no:

Nooses on a Plane. Now I would pay to see that one.

_Erica_

07-05-2006, 07:29 PM

-doesn't count for how many pages she was absent- O_O

OH.My.Holy. Noose... That's one fine uber-hanging orgy.... The glomping guys can feel jelous :giggle:

:crackup: <---yeah, me right now

Hatsumomo

07-05-2006, 07:38 PM

Actually I lied big time. I was actually here on Page 10. But I like to be dramatic and 6 pages sounded better than 2. :D

Remus Lupin

07-05-2006, 08:09 PM

ERI! Welcome back! I was already beginning to think that someone had slipped a noose around your neck! I haven't seen you in years.

Hatsumomo, 6 does sound a lot more dramatic than 2. :D

ETA: I just realized that shred hasn't been around in over 2 weeks. What's up? :eh:

_Erica_

07-05-2006, 08:23 PM

ERI! Welcome back! I was already beginning to think that someone had slipped a noose around your neck! I haven't seen you in years.

I begin to think that we operate with kinda different definitions of the word -years- Remus :giggle: and yeah, I missed you too :p

-goes to her covered in dust closet ( takes some time to glare at modly Mom who apparently been too busy to do something with that dust), gets a box of nooses and begins to play-

Libby: So, when did you realize the truth about your preferences?

Erica: When I found out that nooses are far more interesting than barbie... :giggle:

Ok, that didn't came out quite right :blank: Must be my Ken fetish :crackup:

-continues to be happily mentally drunk-

AliCat

07-05-2006, 08:27 PM

:giggle:

Hey, I've been busy being a Mom IRL, lady. Plus, I have this Gabs fetish right now and... Well, that's a long story. *cough*

:uberglomp:'s Eri! Everyone, quick, pile on before she disappears again!

*flings nooses around Eri to trap her*

deelee

07-05-2006, 08:29 PM

Which would one prefer?

Snakes on a plane?

Or Nooses on a Plane?

Hmm... :giggle:

_Erica_

07-05-2006, 08:37 PM

MasterMinion

07-06-2006, 02:50 AM

:uberglomp:'s Eri!
OMG - you've killed Eri! :giggle:

Libby: So, when did you realize the truth about your preferences?

Erica: When I found out that nooses are far more interesting than barbie...

Ok, that didn't came out quite right Must be my Ken fetish

*snorts*

we do not need shrinks, though. We are too ... good for shrinks. We'd end up suffocating them with our other-ness. If that makes sense .... :shifty:

AliCat

07-06-2006, 08:11 AM

ETA: I just realized that shred hasn't been around in over 2 weeks. What's up? :eh:
O_O

Remus, have a glass of water. :blank:

*EClairians close in with their tranquilizer dart guns ready*

What's that? It's sour? Tastes fine to me.

We returned shred to the camp when we'd gotten far enough away. She's fine. :shifty:

Jade1021

07-06-2006, 09:56 PM

*smacks self for a week of not being here*:( *smacks self for another week of not being here*:shock: *breaks down in corner of thread for smothering myself in RL*:o :bawl:

Remus Lupin

07-07-2006, 06:55 AM

O_O

Remus, have a glass of water. :blank:

*EClairians close in with their tranquilizer dart guns ready*

What's that? It's sour? Tastes fine to me.

We returned shred to the camp when we'd gotten far enough away. She's fine. :shifty:

Oh, I was already getting worried. :p

Jade, you're smothering yourself in me? Well... :D

PS. *looks around nervously* I like balloons. *sneaks away*

Ice Berg Legend

07-07-2006, 05:39 PM

Which would one prefer?

Snakes on a plane?

Or Nooses on a Plane?

Hmm... :giggle:
What about Noosed up Snakes on a Plane? :eek:

Remus Lupin

07-07-2006, 06:36 PM

What about Noosed up Snakes on a Plane? :eek:

:crackup:

That's some very creative combining of titles, Ice! :D

MasterMinion

07-08-2006, 05:05 AM

What about Noosed up Snakes on a Plane? :eek:
:crackup:

LMAO!!!

Hοelli

07-09-2006, 05:40 PM

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i40/sanateer/blendsetc/eclaire.gif
:blank:
(Ethan is almost right from the maker, but Claire is almost all handmade on a base, not only the belly, yay me? :blank:)

MasterMinion

07-09-2006, 05:43 PM

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i40/sanateer/blendsetc/eclaire.gif
:blank:
(Ethan is almost right from the maker, but Claire is almost all handmade on a base, not only the belly, yay me? :blank:)
Ethans Eyes! :giggle:

well done! oh, gotta love dollz!

Remus Lupin

07-09-2006, 06:26 PM

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i40/sanateer/blendsetc/eclaire.gif
:blank:
(Ethan is almost right from the maker, but Claire is almost all handmade on a base, not only the belly, yay me? :blank:)

You made that? WOW! :bowdown: Gotta love Ethan on it, by the way.

Hοelli

07-09-2006, 06:40 PM

Si :o
Quite Ethan-y imo :giggle:

ETA:
http://pavelicious.boo.pl/lj/categories/Lost:%20ships:%20EClaire/eclaire1.gif http://pavelicious.boo.pl/lj/categories/Lost:%20ships:%20EClaire/eclaire2.gif
:blank: Feel free to snag ;)

PBQueen

07-09-2006, 09:22 PM

Do you like Lost? Of course you do! Do you like a little movie called Labyrinth? Who doesn't! And we all love EClaire....so....try this vid on for size! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OOa1FNRMTU

capnlou

07-10-2006, 06:27 AM

Ooooooooo...I like what this thread has been doing while I was gone, and OMG, could it be,

we got lots of entries in the EClaire challenge,

*hands out chocolate eclaires*

All this art is beyond awesome, the dolls rock

AliCat

07-10-2006, 09:22 AM

LOU! :glomp: <--shhhh, don't tell Eri. :shifty:

So glad you're back! When does the EClaire challenge end now? You've extended it, haven't you? *coughhintpeoplecough*

ETA: Ethan's Ears, people! We've got an EClairian Birthday in here! Grab the Nooses! Hang the Charlie Pinata!

:boogie:

Happy Birthday, ehsteve!

capnlou

07-10-2006, 09:54 AM

eep! (the word of my day)

Happy Birthday EhSteve!!!

Getting older eh?

Remus Lupin

07-10-2006, 11:01 AM

EBIRTHDAY PARTY! :w00t:

Happy birthday to you, ehsteve! I hope you get lots and lots of nooses for presents!!

Gabs

07-10-2006, 02:25 PM

Ok, so I was in Little Rock about a week ago (ignore the date on the picture, the camera is retarded :eh: ) and saw this sign... had to take a picture and share it. :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v127/GabsHardy/Picture163.jpg

MasterMinion

07-10-2006, 02:31 PM

Eclaire birthday party, huh? I'll make the cake!

*discretly injects the cake with morphine*

Happy birthday, ehsteve!

Marystat

07-10-2006, 02:32 PM

ROFLMAO....now why don't we get malls like that here!!! Did ya go inside there? LOL

AliCat

07-10-2006, 02:47 PM

Gabs! :shock: Mary! :shock: :shock:

ehsteve, you ought to have birthdays more often. Looks like it's the way to "rope" back in our modly members. :p

Marystat

07-10-2006, 02:52 PM

Awee....I was missed? :D

Happy birthday ehsteve!!!

tabjai

07-10-2006, 03:42 PM

Happy Birthday dude! :w00t: :birthday:

Hope you have a nice hang ;) :blank:

Remus Lupin

07-10-2006, 04:39 PM

Gabs! :shock: Mary! :shock: :shock:

ehsteve, you ought to have birthdays more often. Looks like it's the way to "rope" back in our modly members. :p

Seconded! It must be around three years since Mary was last here. Gabs... perhaps 6 months, I'm not sure. Any other b-days coming up?

PS. tabjai, according to your Location you're in Rome celebrating right now. Please don't tell me you were the guy I saw in the news; this guy who was yelling in Italian: "We're the best of all! (manic now:) WE WON THE WORLD CUP! WE'RE THE BEST OF THE WORLD!!!!. That person was the epitome of lunacy; his eyes were boggling, his face was read and he was practically shaking as he yelled at the top of his lungs.

tabjai

07-10-2006, 05:19 PM

PS. tabjai, according to your Location you're in Rome celebrating right now. Please don't tell me you were the guy I saw in the news; this guy who was yelling in Italian: "We're the best of all! (manic now:) WE WON THE WORLD CUP! WE'RE THE BEST OF THE WORLD!!!!. That person was the epitome of lunacy; his eyes were boggling, his face was read and he was practically shaking as he yelled at the top of his lungs.

I thought they didn't catch me. Damn! I hate being a celebrity! :blank:

ehsteve

07-10-2006, 05:38 PM

thanks everyone!

i would have been online today, but BT Voyager Routers really suck, the wireless packed in so after much yelling and hitting and resetting, i failed, so now i have to sit downstairs, back against the door in the most uncomfortable position possible in order to get on the internet!

no hangings recently since my uberhang.... *hint*

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-10-2006, 06:11 PM

Happy birthday, ehsteve. May you be showered in noosy gifts. :D

tabjai

07-12-2006, 04:28 PM

Eclaire is deader than Charlie hanged 5 times! :shock: Where is everybody? :blank:

I'm think ing about a funny poll... :blank: What do the others eat?

Remus Lupin

07-12-2006, 05:39 PM

Hobbit mash? Noosewiches? ECheese?

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-12-2006, 05:57 PM

Everytime I come into this thread someone is talking about food. :shifty: EClaire is raising my cholesterol. But I think the hangings lower stress so it evens out in the end. :D

Ice Berg Legend

07-12-2006, 06:37 PM

Happy Birthday Steve. I've sent you a present in the post, Vouchers for use in The Other Mall :p

I feel like hanging my computer right now, changed the motherboard and processor but it's worse than before, very close to forcefully introducing a hammer to it

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-13-2006, 12:21 AM

capnlou

07-13-2006, 02:50 AM

:clap: :crackup:

I can't believe THAT hasn't been done before! It's beautiful!

Remus Lupin

07-13-2006, 11:58 AM

*sicks Ethan on Ice's computer* :p

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8281/hobbit1mp.jpg

That was a challenge, his filthy hobbit hair was tricky to work around. And no, that is not Ethan fleeing the scene. Actually Ethan was weaving baskets with Claire while this *cough* atrocity was taking place. :D

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

GREATEST - EVER!!! Ethan's head fleeing from the scene SOOOO CRACKED ME UP!!! And that filthy hobbit -- :rotflol: :crackup:

Emily, YOU MADE MY DAY!!! :crackup: I'm still laughing!

AliCat

07-13-2006, 01:26 PM

*sicks Ethan on Ice's computer* :p

http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/8281/hobbit1mp.jpg

That was a challenge, his filthy hobbit hair was tricky to work around. And no, that is not Ethan fleeing the scene. Actually Ethan was weaving baskets with Claire while this *cough* atrocity was taking place. :D
*cue sappy music*

Have I told you lately... that I love you?
Have I told you... there's no one else above you?
You fill my heart with gladness
Take away allll my sadness
You ease my troubles, that's what you dooooo!

(Is it pathetic that I didn't have to look up those lyrics?)

Emily... :love: That's truly awesome.

bookworm

07-13-2006, 01:33 PM

Eclaire is deader than Charlie hanged 5 times! :shock: Where is everybody? :blank:

I'm think ing about a funny poll... :blank: What do the others eat?

Sun Chips?
Jin and Tonic?

Marystat

07-13-2006, 02:58 PM

I'm think ing about a funny poll... :blank: What do the others eat?

LOL now that is a poll I'd like to see tabjai :giggle:

MasterMinion

07-13-2006, 03:10 PM

Ice Berg Legend

07-13-2006, 03:25 PM

:rotflol: That is hysterical Emily, needed a good hanging here to raise the spirits...and even creepier for me to see this on the same day that the hobbit in my office actually got referred to as "our hobbit friend" by his own team members :eek: :D

[and thanks for letting Ethan lose on my PC, it seems to have worked :p ]

MasterMinion

07-13-2006, 03:29 PM

Ice Berg Legend

07-13-2006, 03:34 PM

... on my friends phone I'm put down as 'Hobbit child'. Now really, just 'cause I'm small and look a lot like a bruntette version of one of the hobbit extras ...

*suddenly notices the eclairians all staring hungrily at me*

oh. shoot.

*runs off screaming*
awww that was really cruel of them to do that

now where did I put that child-sized emergency noose? :p

tabjai

07-13-2006, 05:45 PM

A Hobbit hanged... that's just cooler than Ethan! :crackup: :rotflol:

And now... with the funny poll... This suddenly came up to my mind... Island Bananas! (Yes, Ali. The ones we talked about a looong time ago :D) These are real. That's how they're called and I like them... :blank:

Others may include Hurley's peanuts, Danielle's mangoes, and I can't think of more :(

Remus Lupin

07-13-2006, 06:10 PM

... on my friends phone I'm put down as 'Hobbit child'. Now really, just 'cause I'm small and look a lot like a bruntette version of one of the hobbit extras ...

*suddenly notices the eclairians all staring hungrily at me*

oh. shoot.

*runs off screaming*

*runs off chasing* :devil:

As for the poll... Danielle's mangoes? No, SAWYER'S mangoes. Because he always has mangoes and he had the best mango line in the show! ("Get your hands off my damn mangoes!" :rotflol:)

tabjai

07-13-2006, 07:29 PM

*runs off chasing* :devil:

As for the poll... Danielle's mangoes? No, SAWYER'S mangoes. Because he always has mangoes and he had the best mango line in the show! ("Get your hands off my damn mangoes!" :rotflol:)

I had forgotten about that... :blank: The hiatus has made me lost all my already LOST knowledge :D.

AliCat

07-14-2006, 12:58 PM

I love "Sun chips" and "Jin and tonic".

I'd say: Hurley's Bananas. Just cause... you know... Hurley is bananas.
And you've missed the most obvious: The EClaire! :eek:
Charlie jerky? Maybe that's why the Others hanged him. They were just leaving him out to dry. :nod:
Destiny pie with Lockeberries? :shifty: That sounds wrong...

I"m coming up empty.

MasterMinion

07-14-2006, 01:30 PM

now where did I put that child-sized emergency noose? :p
*backs away into the washing machine - don't ask*

uh ... Ali isn't the only one drawing up a blank, here ...

Remus Lupin

07-14-2006, 01:42 PM

I love "Sun chips" and "Jin and tonic".

Especially "Jin and tonic". That rocks. :D

I'd say: Hurley's Bananas. Just cause... you know... Hurley is bananas.

:eh:

Charlie jerky? Maybe that's why the Others hanged him. They were just leaving him out to dry. :nod:
.

:rotflol: I like that one! But the joke would be hard to get on the poll.

I think Jin and tonic should be put on the poll.

PS. Ali, your screenname is AliCat. :cookie:

AliCat

07-14-2006, 01:59 PM

PS. Ali, your screenname is AliCat. :cookie:
:eh:

...okay, Remus. Glad we cleared that up. :eh:

Where's my EET when I need them? :shifty:

Remus Lupin

07-14-2006, 07:45 PM

:eh:

...okay, Remus. Glad we cleared that up. :eh:

Where's my EET when I need them? :shifty:

I'm sorry, I had gone mad momentarily. That happens every summer, I think.

And what is EET? It sounds pretty scary.

Nokoolaidforme

07-14-2006, 07:48 PM

-pokes the dead thread-

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-14-2006, 07:53 PM

*injects dead thread with mystery serum*

At least it can spend it's final moments in a state of euphoria.

Remus Lupin

07-14-2006, 07:56 PM

I think the thread is awake, guys. I mean, you just were poking it and injecting it... and now I'm slapping it!

*slaps dead thread*

Right. I feel so weird tonight. It's like the nooses are calling me. I think I'm going to go out and hang somebody to a tree. Just like the old days. Walk along the quiet streets and whenever you see someone there, walk up to them, then grab them, shake them, wrap a noose around their necks and hang them to a tree. Then do the :banana: dance. And then cut them down and give them seventeen apples.

AliCat

07-14-2006, 07:57 PM

"I'm not dead yet. I'm feeling better!"

So. Yeah.

EET is the Evil Ethan Twins -- aka Erica and Irina. They're AWOL and we've sent out Fluffy to find them. :nod:

Oh, and the food thing: Emu burgers and LimeCat soda. :nod: [/inside joke]

nightskiesfading

07-14-2006, 08:46 PM

"I think I'll for a walk later! I feel happy"

Don't get me started on quotes...

It's the summer hiatus that's killing a lot of threads. It's hot outside, there's a shortage of Other water :no:

AliCat

07-14-2006, 09:16 PM

It's the summer hiatus that's killing a lot of threads. It's hot outside, there's a shortage of Other water :no:
The summer hiatus seems to have done a lot of damage. People are acting nutso and doing things they know are against the rules. I say we start hanging people instead of warning them. Three hangings = Perm ban. You know... we just cut them down and revive them after the first two times. A few public chest-bangings and I bet people will get back on track. :nod:

Although... it didn't work real well for Charlie. :rolleyes:

I need a funny-bone resucitation. "Clear! Bzzzzt!"

AbsolutelyCurtains

07-14-2006, 11:24 PM

Here Ali, try these cookies that aren't laced with Other drugs. *coughitycough*

capnlou

07-15-2006, 12:26 AM

I just realised I've been lurking and not posting, apologies to the half dead thread:shifty:

MasterMinion

07-15-2006, 04:51 AM

Nokoolaidforme

07-15-2006, 05:41 AM

I need a funny-bone resucitation. "Clear! Bzzzzt!"

Funny bone resucitation? Is it independent from your body? Cause if it is, you should get that looked at...

Doctor Ethan would not approve... :no:

bookworm

07-15-2006, 06:32 AM

"I think I'll for a walk later! I feel happy"

You're not fooling anyone you know!

*bonks nightskiesfading on the head*
*runs away, leaving dead thread to have some fruit noose cereal with soyer milk*

(ok i know that food is a pathetic stretch:no: ....where Ali with that resucitator?....:thud: )

AliCat

07-15-2006, 08:00 AM

*runs away, leaving dead thread to have some fruit noose cereal with soyer milk*

:rotflol: I liked it. :giggle:

I keep my funny bone in a jar on my desk. Like the hearts of all the people who've ever slammed EClaire on other forums. :shifty: I preserve them in their own tears; singing "You All Everybody" to them before I tear out their souls Temple-of-Doom style produces a huge amount of crying. :nod:

Then I eat their liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti. Ftftftftftftft.

Here's an idea for a poll, if we haven't already done one like this: "Why did Henry REALLY take S/J/K?"
-To have their livers with... (you get the point)
-Cause they're player haters
-Even Henry is sick of the Triangle
-Making room for more interesting characters
-Even Henry can't say no to Sawyer's sexiness...

Ok, sorry. I now return you to your regularly scheduled Silly Poll: Other Foods.