Skate/Jate parodies (PG-13!!!)

[Anique]

;) If we just keep it fit for minors, they said we could start a new one:) but since I'm not such a star in making parodies, I'll let somebody else make the first one

[Milla]

;) If we just keep it fit for minors, they said we could start a new one:) but since I'm not such a star in making parodies, I'll let somebody else make the first one

Yeah!!! new thread!!!:w00t: :w00t: :w00t:

[Bryden]

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap067.jpg
Hi there, Sor-diddley-oryer!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/2/normal_sos-cap143.jpg
Hey there, tall-dark-and-handsome!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x21-qmark/2a/normal_questionmark194.jpg
So what you doin’?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x21-qmark/3/normal_questionmark244.jpg
Nothin’. Not much you CAN do around here.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x21-qmark/6/normal_questionmark514.jpg
Yeah…I’m probably gonna take a nap.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/2/normal_sos-cap149.jpg
Later then. Keep up the good work, being our leader and all.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap046.jpg
Great guy. My bestest friend ever…

[Tarhiliel]

Someone should make a "verbal copulation" parody :D Like in Kater's COTH!

[Amber85]

Thank you Bryden, for keeping this thread alive! The 'I'm gonna take a nap' pic is great... lol

[Butterfly]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x21-qmark/3/normal_questionmark244.jpg
Nothin’. Not much you CAN do around here.


That was my favourite part :D Along with the Ned Flanders language used. Excellent bit of satire going on, good job Bryden!

[tweety]

Thank you for making this thread alive! :w00t:

[oona]

eek, I was gone for one day and the old thread is gone! what happened? did we get warned for dirty parodies or something like that? :rotflol:

[Cassy]

OMG !! did they erase the first topic ???? !! it was sooo funnyy !!!!!:shock: :no:

[georgiapeach81]

*peeks in* It in the R Fanics, guys.

[Miss26thofmay]

:clap: Bryden, perfect! So that is PG-13 :blank:

[*Freckles~Chick*]

Could someone PLEASE tell me whats goin on here!?!?!?!?!??!?!? Where's the old Skate/Jate parody thread?!?!? I come on to the Skate homepage, and I see this one. Did the mods delete the old one?!?! Or did we exceed the post limits?!?!?! I'm guessing we went passed the pg-13 rating limits!!!!! LMAO!!! One thing I know for sure is that I'm REALLY confused!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sawyer&Me]

The mods decided that our OLD Parody thread should be in the R rated area so they moved it to the R fanfics section. You have to get a password to enter that area. You can get a password from the mods.

Someone started this thread and we need to keep it PG-13.

Not really a parody but I couldn't help but post this here.

This picture makes me immidiately want to scream "IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!!!" all that's lacking are the freckles.. OR maybe he's just Prince Charles's twin brother???


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/addons/june18/marshall/normal_marshall-stills11.jpg

[Kath]

Sawyer&Me :thud:

:crackup: :crackup:

[Wasaabee]

NOOOO. I CANT ENTER THE R THREAD. NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

:rolleyes:

[Anique]

why??:(

[katiescarlett]

What does PG-13 mean?

[Amber85]

katiescarlett, PG-13 means that the content of this thread must be suitable for everybody who has reached the age of 13. That means only very mild sexual content, language and violence. So a bit of all that is allowed, but nothing explicit... I don't really know how to apply that to the parodies (exept language maybe) but ... whatever.:shifty:

[JakieMC]

:( I miss the old thread!! But I'm sure you guys can bring back your wit to some new parodies! (Alas, I am not skilled in that department).

[IslandofMystery]

:shock: So I've lost all my old parodies? :bawl:

[Anique]

not if you get the password to the r-rated fanfiction thread
I have access, but it rather quiet there... and I'm not allowed to share the password, ofcourse:shifty:

[laszka]

I just popped in following to find what Skaters do think about parody thread was moved.
not if you get the password to the r-rated fanfiction thread
I have access, but it rather quiet there... and I'm not allowed to share the password, ofcourse:shifty:
Sure, it’s quiet there since not everyone from this thread allowed being there. Personally I have no desire to bother to ask for access in R-section. YET.

[Anique]

I didn't really expect it to be crowded you know:p
but a good thing about having access is that I can read all the old parodies again, 'cause I don't have them saved on my computer or anything. I thought I lost them all. I love reading em

[PsychodelicS]

^I've asked acces for that reason. I need those parody's. lmao

[laszka]

^I've asked acces for that reason. I need those parody's. lmao
LOL That^^ might be the reason a lot of Skaters would storm up Mods for password, right?

[Superpally]

I've requested a password too. It's been about 36 hours without access to those little gems in the parodies thread. I hope the mods aren't too swamped with password requests cause I want the giggles back that the parodies thread always brings.:giggle:

[synmar]

Arg, I need some paradies. I guess there is a delay in retrieving the password? I had such an awesome parady too.

[Anique]

:( sucks.
I need a new parody too
I'm sure they will give it to you soon

[IslandofMystery]

Sorry to bother :shifty: :giggle: But which mod do you ask?

[JakieMC]

I think I asked Raven Reilly?

[Anique]

I asked GandalfBot

[Miss26thofmay]

It's best to ask one of the fanfic mods. nightskiesfading (http://lost-forum.com/member.php?u=20424) or GandalfBot (http://lost-forum.com/member.php?u=8244)

[PsychodelicS]

I asked nightskiesfading

[LadyDelish]

This picture makes me immidiately want to scream "IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!!!" all that's lacking are the freckles.. OR maybe he's just Prince Charles's twin brother???


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/addons/june18/marshall/normal_marshall-stills11.jpg


:crackup:

[Superpally]

Sorry to bother :shifty: :giggle: But which mod do you ask?

I pm'd Raven O'Reilly & she said that she forwarded my request on to Gandalfbot since she's handling the requests now.

[lovexlikexthis]

so sad i got locked outta the old thread. :bawl: hopefully this thread with have some good parodies

[Charlie=Wanker]

I've been away for several days and now I come back and the parody thread is gone. At least it was just moved to R-rated forum rather than deleted. It sucks that those of you who aren't 16 yet can't access it. Sorry guys. :(

[bobbinghead]

The mods decided that our OLD Parody thread should be in the R rated area so they moved it to the R fanfics section. You have to get a password to enter that area. You can get a password from the mods.

Someone started this thread and we need to keep it PG-13.

Not really a parody but I couldn't help but post this here.

This picture makes me immidiately want to scream "IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!!!" all that's lacking are the freckles.. OR maybe he's just Prince Charles's twin brother???


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/addons/june18/marshall/normal_marshall-stills11.jpg
I find MF actually looks very much like Adam Sandler.

[lauren99]

Um, earlier today I sent a request for the password to GandalfBot and she just replied with a message that quoted my request. Is that a, "No, you can't have the password?" Or maybe is it hidden in the message and I'm supposed to figure it out, Da Vinci code style?:D

[Superpally]

The mods decided that our OLD Parody thread should be in the R rated area so they moved it to the R fanfics section. You have to get a password to enter that area. You can get a password from the mods.

Someone started this thread and we need to keep it PG-13.

Not really a parody but I couldn't help but post this here.

This picture makes me immidiately want to scream "IT'S HOWDY DOODY TIME!!!" all that's lacking are the freckles.. OR maybe he's just Prince Charles's twin brother???


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/addons/june18/marshall/normal_marshall-stills11.jpg

Actually that hair reminds me of Jerry Seinfeld's "little boy" haircut.

[Bryden]

Um, earlier today I sent a request for the password to GandalfBot and she just replied with a message that quoted my request. Is that a, "No, you can't have the password?" Or maybe is it hidden in the message and I'm supposed to figure it out, Da Vinci code style?:D

:giggle: That would be a good way to give out the password!

If you haven't received it yet, then maybe it's because you haven't reached the 60-day mark yet on the LF? I know it'll be the end of July before I'm able to get in.

[Anique]

yeah, maybe it's an anagram or something :p
but if you can't have password, she could just say it right?

[PsychodelicS]

Stop being so Davinci-code-ish. Something probably just went wrong with her PM.. This ain't lost this is a forum, stop looking for clues :p lmao :)

no seriously hun, I just think something went wrong, maybe you should send a PM back and say that you got your question quoted with nothing else, then you'll be sure wether it IS a clue, or just an error.

[IslandofMystery]

I pm'd Raven O'Reilly & she said that she forwarded my request on to Gandalfbot since she's handling the requests now.Thankyou very much :hug:

[Bryden]

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/4/normal_orientation-cap200.jpg
Welcome to the Skate Institute of Media Interpretation.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap203.jpg
Here at the home office in Tallahassee, Skaters come together
with one goal in mind…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap209.jpg
…to sort through all the crap put out about the love triangle.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap213.jpg
Every single article, interview, photograph and spoiler is
thoroughly examined…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap214.jpg
…and only the ones that meet strict Skate standards are retained
for future debate.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap217.jpg
And who doesn’t love a Skate debate? It’s rare to indulge in
conversation with such an intelligent bunch of hotties.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap201.jpg
Locke: They really are hotties.
Jack: Agreed.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap221.jpg
So rest assured that Skaters everywhere are prepared for the
long Lost hiatus. Goodbye...and beware of what you read.
Take it from us, it's probably crap.

[lizziefitz]

Bryden, that was simply brilliant.:w00t:

[Charlie=Wanker]

Awesome, Bryden! :D

[Superpally]

VERY nice, Bryden. I especially like the shot of Jack & Locke.

Locke: They really are hotties.
Jack: Agreed.

:giggle:

[Anique]

:crackup: that was brilliant

[JakieMC]

:giggle:

That was very cool! Nice work!

[PsychodelicS]

Bryden :D
lmao

that was amazing

[Mylene]

the last one is very funny...:giggle:

[Bryden]

:waves: Thanks!
(I'd rather have made a parody about Kate's idea of brotherly love, but I'm doing my part to keep this thread PG-13. So maybe someone else can make that parody for the other thread instead? And then I can laugh at it in roughly 37 days.)

[Leif of Rohan]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/4/normal_orientation-cap200.jpg
Welcome to the Skate Institute of Media Interpretation.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap203.jpg
Here at the home office in Tallahassee, Skaters come together
with one goal in mind…

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap209.jpg
…to sort through all the crap put out about the love triangle.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap213.jpg
Every single article, interview, photograph and spoiler is
thoroughly examined…

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap214.jpg
…and only the ones that meet strict Skate standards are retained
for future debate.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap217.jpg
And who doesn’t love a Skate debate? It’s rare to indulge in
conversation with such an intelligent bunch of hotties.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap201.jpg
Locke: They really are hotties.
Jack: Agreed.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap221.jpg
So rest assured that Skaters everywhere are prepared for the
long Lost hiatus. Goodbye...and beware of what you read.
Take it from us, it's probably crap.

thast wa sjust priceless!

[Mylene]

:waves: Thanks!
(I'd rather have made a parody about Kate's idea of brotherly love, but I'm doing my part to keep this thread PG-13. So maybe someone else can make that parody for the other thread instead? And then I can laugh at it in roughly 37 days.)
I get the same idea:D , but I'm waiting for getting my password:rolleyes: and then I could think about it...:giggle:

[Anique]

I could post it there for you if you send the parody to me...

[Ravenheart]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/5/normal_orientation-cap221.jpg
So rest assured that Skaters everywhere are prepared for the
long Lost hiatus. Goodbye...and beware of what you read.
Take it from us, it's probably crap.


I loved this. :crackup: Brillant!

[Kath]

Bryden, Amazing :crackup:






If anyone's interested I've just updated The Wedding. You can find it in the Confidence Ville Forum (link in my sig) "Skate Talk and News"...

[coolsimsi]

brilliant job everyone... :w00t:
too bad the other parodies were moved :(
well... I gotta get that password

[Sandry]

:rotflol: Brilliant.

Locke: They really are hotties.
Jack: Agreed

Loves it :clap:

[Kimmerz]

So rest assured that Skaters everywhere are prepared for the
long Lost hiatus. Goodbye...and beware of what you read.
Take it from us, it's probably crap.

for real

[Shannon]

Ok, here's my first try at one of these, it's probably not that good...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap115.jpg
Jack: Hey Kate! Wanna play strip golf?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap117.jpg
Kate: *considers* ...can Sawyer play? I hear he's bad at golf...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap128.jpg
Jack: Ummm...ok. *to self* Sawyer is a sexy beast...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap106.jpg
Kate: Hey Sawyer!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap102.jpg
Sawyer: Yah, Sugarpop?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap120.jpg
Kate: Wanna go get naked...I mean play golf?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap118.jpg
Sawyer: I like the first option better.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap116.jpg
Kate: Guh.... Well it is strip golf.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap117.jpg
Sawyer: I'm in.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x10/6/normal_23psalm-cap632.jpg
Jack: Umm...'ello? I'm playing too, ya know. Kate? Kate! Stop staring at his lips long enough to pay attention to my sexiness before I cry.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0136.jpg
Sawyer: He better be damn good at golf...

-Later at the golf course-

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap180.jpg
Jack: I'll go first.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/3/normal_collision-cap201.jpg
Jack: *hits the ball into the jungle on purpose*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap183.jpg
Jack: Uh-oh, guess I gotta take my shirt off and show off my rock hard abbs to Kate.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-543.jpg
Kate: NO! *shields eyes*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x16-outlaws/normal_outlaws742.jpg
Sawyer: NO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-158.jpg
Jack: *takes of shirt while singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-173.jpg
Jack: So sex-a-y...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-166.jpg
Jack: ...it hurts!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x19-deus/normal_deux271.jpg
Sawyer: It hurts my eyes!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/3/normal_collision-cap217.jpg
Kate: I've been scarred for life.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-262.jpg
Jack: Oh yah, I'm sexy.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman271.jpg
Kate: Sawyer's turn. Thank God.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman276.jpg
Sawyer: *prepares to swing, it looks like it'll be perfect*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman270.jpg
Kate: *in head* Damn he's good...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman272.jpg
Kate: *interupts Sawyer's hit* Sawyer, I love you.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman257.jpg
Sawyer: *hits golf ball badly* Wha?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman282.jpg
Kate: HA! Now you have to take your shirt off.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman273.jpg
Sawyer: *grins* Ok.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman038.jpg
Sawyer: *removes his shirt sexily*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman029.jpg
Kate: I think I just died and went to heaven...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-257.jpg
Jack: Me too.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman028.jpg
Sawyer: Alright, Freckles, you're up.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap184.jpg
Kate: *prepares to swing*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman047.jpg
Sawyer: Oh, and Freckles? I love you.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/1/normal_collision-cap095.jpg
Kate: *perfect swing*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap124.jpg
Kate: *turns to Sawyer* Even with my shirt on?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman046.jpg
Sawyer: Well...yah.

-Uknown to both, Jack had attempted to swing, and missed again-

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap177.jpg
Jack: Guess my pants come off next...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase455.jpg
Sawyer: *runs*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase461.jpg
Kate: *runs*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0307.jpg
They end up in his tent.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap807.jpg
Jack: Sawyer? Kate? Kate-i-poo? Where'd they go? *cries*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman657.jpg
The End.

[PsychodelicS]

:giggle:

aw :)

I loved how you got it to look like sawyer was golfing :D

[Fugitive]

:glomp: Shannon... Jules... :rotflol: I love you.
PS.: Jack is suck a girk sometimes. ;)

[Shattered]

Loved it, loved it, loved it!!!

[deelee]

HAHAHA! That was awesome!

We have been suffering without parodies for too long!

[Leif of Rohan]

briliant

[staR! s&k !]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:


soooooooooooooo funny!

[Kater]

Lmao.

Love Jack's "sexy" face.

[j3n]

too cute :cloud9:

[Cloe]

Jack's sexy face, shirtless Sawyer, SKATE, a lot of fun and happy end...yeah you deserve a big :glomp: :hug2: :hug:
It was brilliant!

[JakieMC]

That was fantastic! :giggle: :crackup: More!

[Milla]

It was so damn good!!! i love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:w00t: :w00t:

[LilChristinePace]

hehehe

[Shannon]

Thanks everyone! :D

[villana81]

:D I love it!!!! aww they said I love you!!! :giggle:

Milla, I love your banner!

[Milla]

:D I love it!!!! aww they said I love you!!! :giggle:

Milla, I love your banner!

:w00t: VILLANA81, THANKS!!:*

[Sawyer&Me]

Not a parody but I thought it was funny. It's a FAKE script for the ending of LOST.....

INT. CAVE - DAY

SAWYER is washing his bare chest in front of a mirror that came from somewhere.

KATE, HURLEY and JACK enter the cave.

SAWYER
Hey there, Freckles. Hey there, Jumbo. Hey there, Rex Morgan, M.D.

HURLEY
Dude, I figured out what the numbers mean!

JACK
They're the launch code for a nuclear warhead!

KATE
I'm a dramatically worthless plot device!

Sawyer rubs his gleaming chest thoughtfully.

SAWYER
Hmm.

LOCKE, SAYID and MR. EKO enter the cave.

SAWYER
Hey there, Stepfather. Hey there, Bollywood. Hey there, Cocoa Moses.

MR. EKO
My friends, I have bested the Monster in mortal kombat and it is no more.

HURLEY
Dude, you killed the Monster? What was it?

Mr. Eko nods sagely.

MR. EKO
Bees.

LOCKE
(staring hard at the camera)
It all makes perfect sense! PERFECT. SENSE.

SAYID
If anyone needs me, I will be standing just off-camera, grimly doing nothing.

WALT enters the cave. He is EIGHT FEET TALL.

SAWYER
Hey there, New Pubes.

WALT
(dunking a basketball)
I must have created the bees with my psychic brain, just like the polar bears and the Others and everything else that is still a mystery!

JACK
This reminds me of a time I was forced to make a painful personal decision.
(His eyes grow misty and faraway.)

LOCKE
But what does it all MEAN?

The Losties fall silent. Pondering the mysteries of the universe.

INT. NEBRASKA FARMHOUSE - CONTINUOUS

SLOW JOEY is eight years old and totally autistic. He is arranging his toys on the living room floor. Humming a bit. Having a good old time. Yes, life is pretty great for Slow Joey.

SLOW JOEY
Uh-oh, fifteen minutes to Wapner!

He wanders out of the room. We focus on the toys he left behind. We see Plastic Jack. Plastic Sawyer. Plastic everybody. Holy caesar salad, they're the Lost characters! The mystery is solved!

TITLE CARD: THE END (?)

Here's the link: http://jerslater.blogspot.com/2006/06/on-writing-for-television.html

[slb86]

That is flippin' hilarious!

[Line]

Shannon that was cool, now I have to think about Swayer playing strip golf :giggle:

[pianogirl]

Skatey paradies... a Jater's guilty pleasure... *sneaks back out*

[JakieMC]

We haven't had any for a while though :(

[Ravenheart]

I could do one, but it probably wouldn't be very funny. You'd think I'd be great at doing something like that with the hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000 I watch. :giggle:

[Princesslucky]

OMG, you guys. Awesome job on these parodies!! :rotflol: :rotflol:

[Realynn]

I could do one, but it probably wouldn't be very funny. You'd think I'd be great at doing something like that with the hours of Mystery Science Theater 3000 I watch. :giggle:

I am sure your parody would be great! :)

Amazing job guys!

[Ravenheart]

I'm giving it a go. It's only a caption, cause I don't think I could do a story, yet.



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Skate/kiss.jpg
Sawyer: Hold still, I want to get my gum back.


Ok. That's my first attempt.

[sabi7]

KATE, HURLEY and JACK enter the cave.

SAWYER
Hey there, Freckles. Hey there, Jumbo. Hey there, Rex Morgan, M.D.


LOCKE, SAYID and MR. EKO enter the cave.

SAWYER
Hey there, Stepfather. Hey there, Bollywood. Hey there, Cocoa Moses.


WALT enters the cave. He is EIGHT FEET TALL.

SAWYER
Hey there, New Pubes.



LMAO :giggle: :giggle:

[PsychodelicS]

Lmao Sawyer&Me and Ravenheart :giggle:

[Ravenheart]

Another attempt at these things.

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Locke.jpg
And we all know it!



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Sawyer.jpg
How many damn times is he going to keep saying that?


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Sawyer2.jpg
thinking: Oh, he did not just throw that at me!


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Locke2.jpg
As many times as I feel like it, James.


http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Kate.jpg
Why does he keep calling Sawyer James?

[PsychodelicS]

lol :p
Locke likes that sentence.. AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

[deelee]

Kinda continued from the shipper war thing (not really funny, but something to get this board active): I hope this doesn't offend any shippers.

The War of Shippers

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-816.jpg
JUN!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-834.jpg
MUN!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x13-hearts/normal_hearts-minds695.jpg
SHOONE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation669.jpg
SHAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1374.jpg
PB&J!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap835.jpg
COAKE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout401.jpg
CONMAMA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/6/normal_maternity-leave-cap522.jpg
ECLAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/4/normal_2fortheroad-cap331.jpg
SANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/10/normal_kate-cap961.jpg
JANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/5/normal_collision-cap468.jpg
SAYANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation583.jpg
Kate: Wow, that's a lot of ships!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5a/normal_maternity-leave-cap484.jpg
Claire: Whoa, I'm popular!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation565.jpg
Locke: But wait! There's more!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation572.jpg
Locke: AND WE ALL KNOW IT!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/07/normal_livediecap0349.jpg
DAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/1/normal_lockdown-caps090.jpg
JAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x10/0/normal_23psalm-cap041.jpg
CLEKO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5/normal_maternity-leave-cap436.jpg
KAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0334.jpg
SAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5a/normal_maternity-leave-cap491.jpg
RAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x02-pilot2/normal_pilot2caps-037.jpg
SHAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/2/normal_maternity-leave-cap173.jpg
LAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-290.jpg
HAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/1/normal_maternity-leave-cap010.jpg
Claire: Raire?! Haire?! What's going on with the world?! I wish I hadn't of said anything!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0336.jpg
Charlie: Claire, you whore!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/7/normal_dave-caps632.jpg
HUBBY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/5/normal_2x16-truth-cap402.jpg
CHANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0339.jpg
CHAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x24-exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0140.jpg
ARZNA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0624.jpg
Locke: Arzna?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0628.jpg
Sawyer: Apparently.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0330.jpg
SUNYER!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0339.jpg
RANA! (Ana/Random)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0226.jpg
SURLEY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/1/normal_dave-caps024.jpg
FURLEY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/4/normal_dave-caps360.jpg
SURLEY! (2)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x07-48days/6/normal_48days-cap552.jpg
ANEKO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit415.jpg
KAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit382.jpg
JOCKE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x07-moth/normal_the-moth560.jpg
JARLIE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0079.jpg
JAWYER!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap065.jpg
MAAAAAAALLLLLTTTT!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0624.jpg
Locke: ...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0628.jpg
Sawyer: I'm not even going to ask... I think I'll just throw up.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap065.jpg
...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/08/normal_2x14-longcon-0743.jpg
JAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation550.jpg
Sun: MAKE IT STOP!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x07-48days/6/normal_48days-cap525.jpg
Ana: And I heard that this wasn't even half the ships!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation555.jpg
Sawyer: How 'bout... Skate?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman657.jpg

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation561.jpg
Locke: ...That could work.


If you guys want me to add any ships, just ask.

[jessica1984]

Kinda continued from the shipper war thing (not really funny, but something to get this board active): I hope this doesn't offend any shippers.

The War of Shippers

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-816.jpg
JUN!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-834.jpg
MUN!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x13-hearts/normal_hearts-minds695.jpg
SHOONE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation669.jpg
SHAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1374.jpg
PB&J!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap835.jpg
COAKE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout401.jpg
CONMAMA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/6/normal_maternity-leave-cap522.jpg
ECLAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/4/normal_2fortheroad-cap331.jpg
SANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/10/normal_kate-cap961.jpg
JANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/5/normal_collision-cap468.jpg
SAYANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation583.jpg
Kate: Wow, that's a lot of ships!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5a/normal_maternity-leave-cap484.jpg
Claire: Whoa, I'm popular!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation565.jpg
Locke: But wait! There's more!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation572.jpg
Locke: And we all know it!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/07/normal_livediecap0349.jpg
DAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/1/normal_lockdown-caps090.jpg
JAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x10/0/normal_23psalm-cap041.jpg
CLEKO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5/normal_maternity-leave-cap436.jpg
KAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0334.jpg
SAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/5a/normal_maternity-leave-cap491.jpg
RAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x02-pilot2/normal_pilot2caps-037.jpg
SHAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/2/normal_maternity-leave-cap173.jpg
LAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-290.jpg
HAIRE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/1/normal_maternity-leave-cap010.jpg
Claire: Raire?! Haire?! What's going on with the world?! I wish I hadn't of said anything!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/7/normal_dave-caps632.jpg
HUBBY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/5/normal_2x16-truth-cap402.jpg
CHANA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0339.jpg
CHAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x24-exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0140.jpg
ARZNA!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0624.jpg
Locke: Arzna?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0628.jpg
Sawyer: Apparently.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0330.jpg
SUNYER!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0339.jpg
RANA! (Ana/Random)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0226.jpg
SURLEY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/1/normal_dave-caps024.jpg
FURLEY!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x18-dave/4/normal_dave-caps360.jpg
SURLEY! (2)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x07-48days/6/normal_48days-cap552.jpg
ANEKO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit415.jpg
KAYID!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit382.jpg
JOCKE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x07-moth/normal_the-moth560.jpg
JARLIE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0079.jpg
JAWYER!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap065.jpg
MAAAAAAALLLLLTTTT!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0624.jpg
Locke: ...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0628.jpg
Sawyer: I'm not even going to ask... I think I'll just throw up.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap065.jpg
...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/08/normal_2x14-longcon-0743.jpg
JAAAAAAAATTTTEEEEE!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation550.jpg
Sun: MAKE IT STOP!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x07-48days/6/normal_48days-cap525.jpg
Ana: And I heard that this wasn't even half the ships!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation555.jpg
Sawyer: How 'bout... Skate?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman657.jpg

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x17-intranslation/normal_in-translation561.jpg
Locke: ...That could work.


If you guys want me to add any ships, just ask.


OMFG!!! This has to be the GREATEST parody I have ever seen!!:crackup: :crackup:
Claire is a ho!!!!!!!!
JOCKE!!:giggle: :giggle:
And to finish it off with Skate was beautiful!!
Fan-freakin'-tastic!:w00t:

[deep rain]

Ok, here's my first try at one of these, it's probably not that good...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap115.jpg
Jack: Hey Kate! Wanna play strip golf?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap117.jpg
Kate: *considers* ...can Sawyer play? I hear he's bad at golf...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap128.jpg
Jack: Ummm...ok. *to self* Sawyer is a sexy beast...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap106.jpg
Kate: Hey Sawyer!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap102.jpg
Sawyer: Yah, Sugarpop?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap120.jpg
Kate: Wanna go get naked...I mean play golf?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap118.jpg
Sawyer: I like the first option better.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap116.jpg
Kate: Guh.... Well it is strip golf.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap117.jpg
Sawyer: I'm in.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x10/6/normal_23psalm-cap632.jpg
Jack: Umm...'ello? I'm playing too, ya know. Kate? Kate! Stop staring at his lips long enough to pay attention to my sexiness before I cry.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0136.jpg
Sawyer: He better be damn good at golf...

-Later at the golf course-

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap180.jpg
Jack: I'll go first.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/3/normal_collision-cap201.jpg
Jack: *hits the ball into the jungle on purpose*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap183.jpg
Jack: Uh-oh, guess I gotta take my shirt off and show off my rock hard abbs to Kate.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-543.jpg
Kate: NO! *shields eyes*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x16-outlaws/normal_outlaws742.jpg
Sawyer: NO!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-158.jpg
Jack: *takes of shirt while singing* I'm too sexy for my shirt. Too sexy for my shirt.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-173.jpg
Jack: So sex-a-y...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-166.jpg
Jack: ...it hurts!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x19-deus/normal_deux271.jpg
Sawyer: It hurts my eyes!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/3/normal_collision-cap217.jpg
Kate: I've been scarred for life.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-262.jpg
Jack: Oh yah, I'm sexy.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman271.jpg
Kate: Sawyer's turn. Thank God.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman276.jpg
Sawyer: *prepares to swing, it looks like it'll be perfect*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman270.jpg
Kate: *in head* Damn he's good...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman272.jpg
Kate: *interupts Sawyer's hit* Sawyer, I love you.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman257.jpg
Sawyer: *hits golf ball badly* Wha?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman282.jpg
Kate: HA! Now you have to take your shirt off.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman273.jpg
Sawyer: *grins* Ok.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman038.jpg
Sawyer: *removes his shirt sexily*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman029.jpg
Kate: I think I just died and went to heaven...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-257.jpg
Jack: Me too.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman028.jpg
Sawyer: Alright, Freckles, you're up.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap184.jpg
Kate: *prepares to swing*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman047.jpg
Sawyer: Oh, and Freckles? I love you.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/1/normal_collision-cap095.jpg
Kate: *perfect swing*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x08-collision/2/normal_collision-cap124.jpg
Kate: *turns to Sawyer* Even with my shirt on?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman046.jpg
Sawyer: Well...yah.

-Uknown to both, Jack had attempted to swing, and missed again-

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap177.jpg
Jack: Guess my pants come off next...

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase455.jpg
Sawyer: *runs*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase461.jpg
Kate: *runs*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/04/normal_2x14-longcon-0307.jpg
They end up in his tent.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap807.jpg
Jack: Sawyer? Kate? Kate-i-poo? Where'd they go? *cries*

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman657.jpg
The End.


:rotflol:
Shannon, that was GREAT!
loved it

[Realynn]

I'm giving it a go. It's only a caption, cause I don't think I could do a story, yet.



http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b126/Ravenheart2/Skate/kiss.jpg
Sawyer: Hold still, I want to get my gum back.


Ok. That's my first attempt.

I knew you could do it! Great!

[Anique]

War of the Shippers LMAO:crackup:

[x___ShimmyShimmy]

LMAO!!


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0334.jpg
SAIRE!


i found that extra funny because thats the way i say "sore" :shifty:

[j3n]

haha the shipper war one rocked! great work guys! :D

[I'mNotCrazy]

lol shipper war! I love the Ana and Random ship. :giggle: and Furley of course!

[laszka]

The War of Shippers
Hahaha! Do those ships really exist?!:raspberry
:clap:Awesome digest, deelee :clap:
My favorite is ARZNA!

[Jiavanna]

So funny:rotflol:

What is Arzna?

['89]

:crackup:

LMFAO!! This shipper war parody is brilliant! :D

[deelee]

I actually think that 3/4 of those ships exist. Not including Furley, Saire, Haire, Raire and Rana. And a few others. :p

Arzna, which actually has a thread, is Ana-Lucia/Arzt.

[Cloe]

"MAAAAALLLLTTT!!!"

Brilliant! And all these ships are just great! Nice job!!!:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

[Shattered]

Deelee, that was fantastic!

[laszka]

LOL On my first language Arzna! kinda sounds as “screw Arzt off!” But I’d take Ana-Lucia along. :D Thanks!

[Kater]

lol. loved the ship wars

[lizziefitz]

All the new ones are great, but the shipper war was hilarious. MMMAAAALLLTTT!

[PsychodelicS]

lmao deelee :p:p

here's a little one:
not that good though...

[ right after the jate kiss ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk1.jpg
Wait...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk2.jpg
You're not Sawyer...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk3.jpg
*Letting it sink through*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk4.jpg
Oh my god. Run!

[Mmm_Sawyer]

Is the last Parodies page still readable? There were some good times there... I will search.

[Leif of Rohan]

That WAS AWESOME!

[Mmm_Sawyer]

damn.. the R thread... damn...

[PsychodelicS]

Yea.. Sucks don't it :(

[deelee]

LOL. Short, but cute. :p

[mittens]

LOL ROTF! The Shipper War was SO funny! I am still waiting for one on what keeps Sawyer's pants from falling off.....not creative myself but I think the subject deserves a parody! How does that man keep those jeans on?

[Kimmerz]

GREAT shipper war!!!!! i liked the talking between everyone's combo name.

[Saturnine]

uhauhauaha I love the ship war one!

[Line]

deelee:w00t: :clap: :crackup:

[Realynn]

Great one, Ruby!!!

[Coconut1214]

:crackup: The Shipper Wars! What's even more funny is that more then half those ships actually have threads. Ana-Lucia/Artz. yeah that make sence, because they met each other. :rolleyes:

how about Scana. Ana-Lucia/Scott/Steve. lol

[Cloe]

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/exodussalt.jpg
Salt.
Ok it should be Shalt but that dosen't make a lot of sense.:blank:

[Anique]

Shalt:D If I'm gonna be parody-less for much longer, I will start making them myself:p

[Amber85]

OMG deelee... :rotflol: That was just brilliant!:rotflol: The end was awesome of course.

Furley... and poor Claire... *can't stop laughing*

[Aislynn]

:rotflol: @ deelee! I was going to quote my fav moments from your shipper parody...but it would be all of them! "How about Skate?" "That could work." :coolguy:

Lovin' all of the new parodies! :lotsalove

[Sawyer&Me]

Can someone PLEASE do a parody about "How Sawyer's pants don't fall off...." I think it could be really funny if done right. Here's a cookie as an incentive....:cookie:

About a minute into this video, is the creator's interpretation of the Jate kiss and what Kate should have said after it.....(I wish...) Trust me, it's worth watching.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/6942831863608136/missingclips_0001

[Shattered]

I enjoyed that, thanks for the link.

[deelee]

LOL. What's the Kate one from?

[IslandofMystery]

Very short! Italics = Thoughts.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house566.jpg
Michael: Hey! Look at my third nipple!

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house564.jpg
Jin: You have a third nipple!?

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house566.jpg
Michael: Just look!

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house567.jpg
Jin: No I musn't

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house573.jpg
Michael: ...

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house568.jpg
Michael: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL...

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house572.jpg
Jin: Must look, he is driving me crazy..

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house569.jpg
Jin: Um. Ew.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x06-house/normal_house571.jpg
Michael: Crusty isn't it? I love it!

[Ravenheart]

Loved it! :giggle:

[Amber85]

:rotflol: That's just disgusting - but funny all the same...

[mittens]

Can someone PLEASE do a parody about "How Sawyer's pants don't fall off...." I think it could be really funny if done right. Here's a cookie as an incentive....:cookie:

About a minute into this video, is the creator's interpretation of the Jate kiss and what Kate should have said after it.....(I wish...) Trust me, it's worth watching.

http://www.zippyvideos.com/6942831863608136/missingclips_0001

Yes, please, please....I have been requesting a parody on Sawyer gravity defying "magical pants" for a LONG time....something to explain HOW he keep those things on?

I don't have a cookie but would a group hug work? :grouphug:

[Zippedidoodah]

There's no way we can keep a 'Sawyer's magical gravity-defying pants'-parody PG-13... :p

[Brea]

These are all hilarious. Keep them coming. :D

Zippedidoodah, I like your banner. Giles! :love:

[Zippedidoodah]

Thanks. Glocke is love :w00t:
I love your banner... Jack :love:

[Kimmerz]

lmao deelee :p:p

here's a little one:
not that good though...

[ right after the jate kiss ]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk1.jpg
Wait...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk2.jpg
You're not Sawyer...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk3.jpg
*Letting it sink through*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v207/RubyH/ajk4.jpg
Oh my god. Run!


that's EXACTLY how i interprate that scene. i say the lines for her everytime i watch it. pretty much the same thing you said.

[antonia]

They are all great :nod: :rotflol:

[Iselin89]

MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALT! :rotflol: I loved the shipper wars! :D Oh and the Golf Stripping is awsome!

[Bryden]

For mittens;)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0022.jpg
Hurley: Dude! Someone’s drownin’. We should get Jack.
Charlie: Can’t anyone else swim? There’s 40 bloody people on this island!
Hurley: Dude, I hear ya’. I’m still supposed to get Jack…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-167.jpg
I’m on it!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0023.jpg
Michael: No, man! (Gotta talk to Rose...gotta make it stop...)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap133.jpg
Glad to see you, Michael. Need my help findin' your son?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x22-3minutes/4a/normal_3minutes363.jpg
No…no. The kid can wait. What I need is for Jack to keep his clothes on.
Know what I’m sayin’?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap130.jpg
I know exactly what you’re sayin’. Been thinkin’ the same thing myself.
Consider it done.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap129.jpg
Humana…humana…humana…

Later that same day…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0040.jpg
Yo, Roseola! You seen my only pair o' jeans?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap126.jpg
Over there. (Darn hillbilly…always end up doin’ his laundry…)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0050.jpg
Thanks…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase075.jpg
Come on, Freckles! You know I hate to swim alone.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase076.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase093.jpg
Hey, your jeans…why’d ya’ leave ‘em on? No navel gazin’ for me today?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase202.jpg
Can’t seem to get ‘em off…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase019.jpg
That’s gonna be a problem.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase204.jpg
(Gotta love her when she’s angry…)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase015.jpg
Think back…who could’ve done this?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-167.jpg
Jack?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase177.jpg
Nah…he can’t even keep his own pants on. Gotta be somebody else…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap128.jpg
Roseola? Pfft… Something tells me James is gonna be doin’ his own
freakin’ laundry from now on.


(I know, kinda lame...but PG-13, by golly!)

[PsychodelicS]

Lol .. it's good.. But I liked the jack-keeping-his-pants-on better then sawyer-can't-take-his-pants-off :giggle:

[Shattered]

That parody is as good an answer to why Sawyer swam in his jeans as we're likely to get.
Very funny, I liked it.

[Anique]

:giggle:

[Kimmerz]

i LOVED having rose in there! i have'nt seen anyone use rose as a continuing character in a post, that humana picture was priceless. that wasn't lame at all. lol at the there' like 40 bloody other people on this island quote. made me giggle.

do more!!

[mittens]

For mittens;)


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0022.jpg
Hurley: Dude! Someone’s drownin’. We should get Jack.
Charlie: Can’t anyone else swim? There’s 40 bloody people on this island!
Hurley: Dude, I hear ya’. I’m still supposed to get Jack…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-167.jpg
I’m on it!

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0023.jpg
Michael: No, man! (Gotta talk to Rose...gotta make it stop...)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap133.jpg
Glad to see you, Michael. Need my help findin' your son?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x22-3minutes/4a/normal_3minutes363.jpg
No…no. The kid can wait. What I need is for Jack to keep his clothes on.
Know what I’m sayin’?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap130.jpg
I know exactly what you’re sayin’. Been thinkin’ the same thing myself.
Consider it done.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap129.jpg
Humana…humana…humana…

Later that same day…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0040.jpg
Yo, Roseola! You seen my only pair o' jeans?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap126.jpg
Over there. (Darn hillbilly…always end up doin’ his laundry…)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0050.jpg
Thanks…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase075.jpg
Come on, Freckles! You know I hate to swim alone.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase076.jpg
…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase093.jpg
Hey, your jeans…why’d ya’ leave ‘em on? No navel gazin’ for me today?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase202.jpg
Can’t seem to get ‘em off…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase019.jpg
That’s gonna be a problem.

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase204.jpg
(Gotta love her when she’s angry…)

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase015.jpg
Think back…who could’ve done this?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-167.jpg
Jack?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x12-thecase/normal_thecase177.jpg
Nah…he can’t even keep his own pants on. Gotta be somebody else…

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap128.jpg
Roseola? Pfft… Something tells me James is gonna be doin’ his own
freakin’ laundry from now on.


(I know, kinda lame...but PG-13, by golly!)

:w00t: OMG a parody on Sawyer's pants......and for me. OK, let me just say "MEOW"! I love the first line with the "can't anyone else swim?", very funny. Been wondering how he keeps those things on (and why). Well if you can't have a "pantless" Sawyer (and stay PG-13) I am always willing to appreciate "shirtless" Sawyer! MEOW! Thank you Bryden!:w00t:

[Bryden]

^
You're welcome! I'm glad you liked it!:D

[riana]

Loved the shipper wars, it was so great :D

Okay, gonna give this a try. Sorry if it's a bit long, but I guess it won't matter much if it's any good!


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0040.jpg
One fine morning on the island, Sawyer is coming back from his usual
morning swim, half-naked, when suddenly, he hears whispers and
some giggles, meant for him. He decides to use this to his advantage.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0064.jpg
Sawyer : Okay, here's the deal - all you women and other -- weird people
staring at me now. My good looks will not be taken for granted anymore.
From now on, every lady that wants a good look at this body, needs to
make an offer that I can't refuse. 'Cause I am not a sex toy!


Latter that day, Kate (surprisingly) drops by Sawyer's tent.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0171.jpg
Kate : Please, tell me you're joking. There is not a girl on this island
that deserves this kind of behaviour.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0200.jpg
Sawyer : Not just any girl! You mean you... don't you?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0204.jpg
Kate : I told you already that I'm not interested... and I am sticking to that story.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0218.jpg
Sawyer : Fine, I'll just have to find someone who is interested, then.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0219.jpg
Kate : *contemplative* Damn it ! I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for him now.



http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/3/normal_huntingpartycap306.jpg
Escaping Kate's attention, Sawyer makes his way across the island,
fully dressed this time,


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/userpics/13124/US%20weekly%201.JPG
and he comes across a lot of pretty ladies


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0192.jpg
(which of course is a good thing)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-888.jpg
... and other weird people.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/06/normal_livediecap0275.jpg
(which he could do without)


And, of course, there are so many different reactions to his little game...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap004.jpg
Charlie : Show off !


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/4/normal_maternity-leave-cap373.jpg
Claire : I don't have much to offer, but you can take Charlie...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/6/normal_2fortheroad-cap510.jpg
Ana Lucia : Ha! I've already been there...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap133.jpg
Rose : If only I were a couple of years younger...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x05-found2/5/normal_andfound-cap509.jpg
Sun : I so should not be interested in this so much...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/3a/normal_hugo-cap283.jpg
Jin : I thought you were my friend...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/1/normal_hugo-cap027.jpg
Hugo : I need some candy...



http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x06-abandoned/normal_abandoned-cap085.jpg
Shannon : Could I please come back to the show. Just for a little more...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x14-oneofthem/3/normal_oneofthem-cap271.jpg
Sayid : Man, I sometimes wish I could be a girl for a day...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/1/normal_lockdown-caps028.jpg
Locke : Some people have no shame. How many times do I have
to say that this island is too special for this kind of nonsense...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap155.jpg
Jack : *to himself* Don't cry, don't cry man... I just need to find some
time to exercise more. And then I'll show him...


And finally... What Kate Did


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/4/normal_orientation-cap178.jpg
Kate : *runs* Sawyer is so dead if anyone [again] gets their hands on him before I do...


THE END

[Iselin89]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/3/normal_huntingpartycap306.jpg
Escaping Kate's attention, Sawyer makes his way across the island,
fully dressed this time,


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/13124/US%20weekly%201.JPG
and he comes across a lot of pretty ladies


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0192.jpg
(which of course is a good thing)


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-888.jpg
... and other weird people.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/06/normal_livediecap0275.jpg
(which he could do without)


:rotflol: Haha that was great!

[deelee]

LOL! That was awesome! I loved when he came across the people.

[riana]

Thanks! I'm really glad you like it :) It's weird, I usually suck at being funny, but I was just checking out your stuff earlier, and I got inspired to try.

btw. just ignore the fact that Evi/Kate is on the pic with the girls

[JakieMC]

:crackup: That was very funny! Love the expressions you used for sawyer - very fitting!

[Cloe]

These parodies are so great!! Fantastic job everybody!
Some totally random Jackass banners...

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/amongthebushes.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/scaredmyself.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/psycho.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/superhero.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i256/Cloe_photo/saveself.jpg

[ayreen]

it's very fun :w00t:

[Catheline]

Loved the shipper wars, it was so great :D

Okay, gonna give this a try. Sorry if it's a bit long, but I guess it won't matter much if it's any good!


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0040.jpg
One fine morning on the island, Sawyer is coming back from his usual
morning swim, half-naked, when suddenly, he hears whispers and
some giggles, meant for him. He decides to use this to his advantage.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0064.jpg
Sawyer : Okay, here's the deal - all you women and other -- weird people
staring at me now. My good looks will not be taken for granted anymore.
From now on, every lady that wants a good look at this body, needs to
make an offer that I can't refuse. 'Cause I am not a sex toy!


Latter that day, Kate (surprisingly) drops by Sawyer's tent.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0171.jpg
Kate : Please, tell me you're joking. There is not a girl on this island
that deserves this kind of behaviour.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0200.jpg
Sawyer : Not just any girl! You mean you... don't you?


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0204.jpg
Kate : I told you already that I'm not interested... and I am sticking to that story.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0218.jpg
Sawyer : Fine, I'll just have to find someone who is interested, then.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/03/normal_2x14-longcon-0219.jpg
Kate : *contemplative* Damn it ! I'm gonna have to keep an eye out for him now.



http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/3/normal_huntingpartycap306.jpg
Escaping Kate's attention, Sawyer makes his way across the island,
fully dressed this time,


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/13124/US%20weekly%201.JPG
and he comes across a lot of pretty ladies


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0192.jpg
(which of course is a good thing)


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-888.jpg
... and other weird people.


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/06/normal_livediecap0275.jpg
(which he could do without)


And, of course, there are so many different reactions to his little game...

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap004.jpg
Charlie : Show off !


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/4/normal_maternity-leave-cap373.jpg
Claire : I don't have much to offer, but you can take Charlie...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/6/normal_2fortheroad-cap510.jpg
Ana Lucia : Ha! I've already been there...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/2/normal_hugo-cap133.jpg
Rose : If only I were a couple of years younger...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x05-found2/5/normal_andfound-cap509.jpg
Sun : I so should not be interested in this so much...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/3a/normal_hugo-cap283.jpg
Jin : I thought you were my friend...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x04-hugo/1/normal_hugo-cap027.jpg
Hugo : I need some candy...



http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x06-abandoned/normal_abandoned-cap085.jpg
Shannon : Could I please come back to the show. Just for a little more...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x14-oneofthem/3/normal_oneofthem-cap271.jpg
Sayid : Man, I sometimes wish I could be a girl for a day...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/1/normal_lockdown-caps028.jpg
Locke : Some people have no shame. How many times do I have
to say that this island is too special for this kind of nonsense...


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/1/normal_huntingpartycap155.jpg
Jack : *to himself* Don't cry, don't cry man... I just need to find some
time to exercise more. And then I'll show him...


And finally... What Kate Did


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x03-orientation/4/normal_orientation-cap178.jpg
Kate : *runs* Sawyer is so dead if anyone [again] gets their hands on him before I do...


THE END
Wow))) Great! I like it so much!))))))))

[LilChristinePace]

haha. I miss this thread :)

[Milla]

OMFG!!!!! IT WAS BRILLIANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek: :giggle:

[Bryden]

The Showdown

(Cue some old Spaghetti Western Gunfight Music…)

Nunna..nunna..nuh. Wah…wah…wah.
http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0041.jpg


Nunna..nunna..nuh. Wah…wah…waaaaaah!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/Rodrigo_santoro-charlies_angels.jpg


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0019.jpg
Oh, yeh!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/01/normal_livediecap0014.jpg
Sun: He’s so bu..ti..ful. I think I felt the baby move.
Jin: It’s no coincidence he’s here. (Wait…what’s happening?!
I can speak English now!)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x15-maternityleave/9/normal_maternity-leave-cap820.jpg
Da-dee?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/63/RodrigoSantoro.jpg/200px-RodrigoSantoro.jpg
I luuuv dee little bay-beez! (And their mothers…)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/userpics/10002/normal_livediepromo06.jpg
Looks like you got a wee bit of competition, brutha.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/finale2/normal_finalepromo04.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0090.jpg
Yo, Rodrigo Iglesias! No need for 2 hot bodies around here.
How ‘bout you mosey on over to The O.C. where you belong?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/userpics/10002/normal_season2-promo05.jpg
Not so fast, Sawyer! I kinda like him.
I could use another brother.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0103.jpg
(Brother my ass…)

[Ravenheart]

The Showdown



http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0103.jpg
(Brother my ass…)


:giggle:

[Miss26thofmay]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/normal_livediepromo06.jpg
Looks like you got a wee bit of competition, brutha.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-promos/sea2/finale2/normal_finalepromo04.jpg
…

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0090.jpg
Yo, Rodrigo Iglesias! No need for 2 hot boddies around here.
How ‘bout you mosey on over to The O.C. where you belong?

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/normal_season2-promo05.jpg
Not so fast, Sawyer! I kinda like him.
I could use another brother.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/02/normal_2x14-longcon-0103.jpg
(Brother my ass…)
:giggle: Awesome, Bryden! Rodrigo Iglesias, The O.C. and the brother part :crackup:

[wophers]

that was brilliant!! loved the use of 'brother'. hilarious.

[JakieMC]

:crackup: LOVED IT!

[Amber85]

Bryden, awesome :crackup:! But now I got that stupid Western melody in my head .... aahhhhhhh!

[Bryden]

Thanks! The whole "brother" thing kinda feels like an inside joke among Skaters.:giggle:

[Sawyer&Me]

YAY!!! This thread is back - I missed the parodies so much. Bryden, here are some flowers for making me smile today...:flowers:

[Mylene]

wahou the parodies are great!!!
i love the 'rodriguo iglesias' it's so sawyerish!!!!:D :giggle:

[Bryden]

There's talk about the "look" that Jack and Kate shared
at the end of the S2 finale. But what about the other looks
Kate sent Jack during that same episode?

(Of course these are taken out of context...but who cares? :D )

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/04/normal_livediecap0177.jpg

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/12/normal_livediecap0586.jpg

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/12/normal_livediecap0595.jpg

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/13/normal_livediecap0609.jpg

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/13/normal_livediecap0632.jpg

And my personal favorite...
http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/13/normal_livediecap0644.jpg

[PsychodelicS]

Hmm I could find something to go with that.. but it would be kind of R-rated :shifty: so - I'll shush.

[Lyly Ford]

:w00t: :giggle: :giggle: great Bryden and it's true :D I can't forget another lookes:giggle:

[Mylene]

a great one, and you forgot the look when jack refuses to let her and sawyer run after the other...:giggle:

Hmm I could find something to go with that.. but it would be kind of R-rated :shifty: so - I'll shush.
you know there's a thread for parodies R type? Please post your idea there:D

[Lyly Ford]

this look :giggle:

http://www.evangeline-lilly.net/gallery/albums/lost/season2%20screencaps/2x23/2x23Lost-080.jpg

[Bryden]

^
Great! Another pic! :w00t: Thanks, you all!

I'm going to go out on a limb here and say those looks from
Kate to Jack are definitely NOT the looks of someone in love.
More like disgust, distrust, disbelief...

[Sawyer&Me]

You know how we love to make fun of the Jack-faces....because it's just so darn easy to do....Well, if you click on this link, you'll see a wonderful picspam of Jack faces (and it's a caption contest, too). Enjoy!

http://ack-attack.livejournal.com/161310.html

[Lyly Ford]

:crackup: :crackup: He is so sexy:giggle: :giggle:

[deelee]

You know how we love to make fun of the Jack-faces....because it's just so darn easy to do....Well, if you click on this link, you'll see a wonderful picspam of Jack faces (and it's a caption contest, too). Enjoy!

http://ack-attack.livejournal.com/161310.html

:crackup:

I think I just died.

[Amber85]

:crackup: The faces ... all at the same time!

[Saturnine]

this look :giggle:

http://www.evangeline-lilly.net/gallery/albums/lost/season2%20screencaps/2x23/2x23Lost-080.jpg

I just love that look :D

[PsychodelicS]

a great one, and you forgot the look when jack refuses to let her and sawyer run after the other...:giggle:


you know there's a thread for parodies R type? Please post your idea there:D

Yes yes - but then the under-R-ed skaters can't see it eh.

[deelee]

Aww, well. Could you make it... not so R-rated? lol.

I'll try and come up with some parody.

[ShadowAngel16]

Hey guyes remember Rhonda?

I don't know why this pic cracks me up but it just does.

[LadyDelish]

LOL! I miss Rhonda:giggle:

[deelee]

LOL. Where's the picture from?

[Mylene]

LOL. Where's the picture from?
this picture is a photograph taken on the set, evie was taking a nap on a tree!:)

[ShadowAngel16]

i made a banner of kate and rhonda

[Born_to_run_815]

Lol love that pic :)

I dunno if this is really that funny....But I laughed evily while I made it...Skaters should enjoy;)

http://media.putfile.com/Jack-Off-Skate-on

[ShadowAngel16]

is it wrong that i laughed so manically when i saw that?
:shifty:

[OutlawsInLove]

I did too muahahhahahhahaha!

[Bryden]

Excellent! Buh 'bye, Jack. :rotflol:

ETA: And Kate & Rhonda...just so touching...love it!

[Bryden]

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1318.jpg
Previously on Lost: Jack had a plan…yada yada yada…now
Sawyer, Kate and Jack are the Others’ prisoners.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/22/normal_livediecap1064.jpg
So, what’re we gonna do with ‘em? I get off in…eh…15 minutes
and the wife’s got dinner goin’…the guys are comin’ over…it’s been
a long day…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/26/normal_livediecap1284.jpg
We’re going to take them to our home. TO OUR HOME! Where
my wife sleeps... and my children play with their toys. Our home.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1031.jpg
Enough, already! You GOT your Emmy.
Tom, get these people off my dock!


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1032.jpg
…And James here will be bunkin’ with me…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1038.jpg
…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1048.jpg
That is SO not fair! What about Skate?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1334.jpg
(Tell me about it. Get in line! I’ve been waiting for
3 months now to bed the guy. Damn Ana-Lucia…)

[ShadowAngel16]

LMFAO poor kate she just can't win.:D

[Marystat]

Bryden that was PRICELESS :crackup:

[Lore]

Amazing!! :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
I missed the parodies!

[x___ShimmyShimmy]

hahaha! :]!!

[Leif of Rohan]

That was great! :D

[Miss26thofmay]

LOL, Alex is a skater!

[sabi7]

Lol love that pic :)

I dunno if this is really that funny....But I laughed evily while I made it...Skaters should enjoy;)

http://media.putfile.com/Jack-Off-Skate-on

:giggle: :giggle:


and Bryden that was brilliant!!:D

[Anique]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

[PsychodelicS]

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1318.jpg
Previously on Lost: Jack had a plan…yada yada yada…now
Sawyer, Kate and Jack are the Others’ prisoners.


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/22/normal_livediecap1064.jpg
So, what’re we gonna do with ‘em? I get off in…eh…15 minutes
and the wife’s got dinner goin’…the guys are comin’ over…it’s been
a long day…


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/26/normal_livediecap1284.jpg
We’re going to take them to our home. TO OUR HOME! Where
my wife sleeps... and my children play with their toys. Our home.


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1031.jpg
Enough, already! You GOT your Emmy.
Tom, get these people off my dock!


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1032.jpg
…And James here will be bunkin’ with me…


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1038.jpg
…


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/21/normal_livediecap1048.jpg
That is SO not fair! What about Skate?


http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1334.jpg
(Tell me about it. Get in line! I’ve been waiting for 3 months now to bed the guy. Damn Ana-Lucia…)

Pictures went :boom:

:(

[synmar]

Sorry if someone posted this, but I thought it was a cute parody

The Magic Glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exM4q7ixtvQ&mode=related&search=)

[Cloe]

Sorry if someone posted this, but I thought it was a cute parody

The Magic Glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exM4q7ixtvQ&mode=related&search=)

That's the cutest parody vid ever. It was in my sign for a while.
AND please watch all of those karowyn vids! Priceless! And i was rotfl all the time, the Magic Manicure is one of the best. I'm still waiting for more.

[PsychodelicS]

^ the rest of those are really cute too :giggle:

['89]

Very, very lame attemt at a parody...
And you’re supposed to be singing the Patsy Cline song while reading this :p ‘ Craaaaazy’...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x21-good/normal_greatergood150.jpg
Craaaazy

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap807.jpg
I’m crazy for feeling so lonly.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/6/normal_huntingpartycap616.jpg
Craaaaazy

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x21-good/normal_greatergood114.jpg
Crazy for feeling so blue

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit381.jpg
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/7/normal_lockdown-caps623.jpg
And then some day, you’d leave me for somebody new...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0265.jpg
Why do I let myself worry, wondering...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x11-cowboys/normal_daddy-issues0056.jpg
Jack: What in the world did I do?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2-3/normal_exoduspart2-0817.jpg
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2-3/normal_exoduspart2-0822.jpg
I’m crazy for tryin’

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap812.jpg
I’m crazy for cryin’

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout109.jpg
I’m crazy for loving yoooou.

ehemm... :p

Edit: haha just realized that maby this is not supposed to be with the skate/jate parodies...sorry :oops:

[laszka]

you’re supposed to be singing the Patsy Cline song while reading this :p ‘ Craaaaazy’... :crackup: I actually did...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit381.jpg
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/7/normal_lockdown-caps623.jpg
And then some day, you’d leave me for somebody new...
Soooo hilarious:clap:

[LilChristinePace]

I liked it ^_^

[deelee]

Lol!!

[Mylene]

i LOVE Jocke!!!:boogie: :crackup: :clap:

[sabi7]

Sorry if someone posted this, but I thought it was a cute parody

The Magic Glasses (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exM4q7ixtvQ&mode=related&search=)
:rotflol:

[LadyDelish]

Very, very lame attemt at a parody...
And you’re supposed to be singing the Patsy Cline song while reading this :p ‘ Craaaaazy’...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x21-good/normal_greatergood150.jpg
Craaaazy

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap807.jpg
I’m crazy for feeling so lonly.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/6/normal_huntingpartycap616.jpg
Craaaaazy

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x21-good/normal_greatergood114.jpg
Crazy for feeling so blue

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit381.jpg
I knew you’d love me as long as you wanted...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/7/normal_lockdown-caps623.jpg
And then some day, you’d leave me for somebody new...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0265.jpg
Why do I let myself worry, wondering...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x11-cowboys/normal_daddy-issues0056.jpg
Jack: What in the world did I do?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2-3/normal_exoduspart2-0817.jpg
Crazy for thinking that my love could hold you

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2-3/normal_exoduspart2-0822.jpg
I’m crazy for tryin’

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/8/normal_huntingpartycap812.jpg
I’m crazy for cryin’

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout109.jpg
I’m crazy for loving yoooou.



:crackup: That was great!:clap:

['89]

Thanks guys :D

[Morgil]

:rotflol: LOL, that was hilarious, '89! :D

[Bryden]

:w00t: Jocke...the musical. Loved it!

[demented drummer]

Loving Jocke the musical! That totally made my day! :w00t:

[LilChristinePace]

:giggle: we should add Jocke to the thread title. :giggle:

[Denmarkien]

"I'm so attracted to you right now!" HAHA So funny!!!!

I was so singing "Crazy" at the top of my lunges while reading the jocke one, awesome!

[tweety]

Hi everyone,

do you know where I can find the first jate/skate parodies thread? :confused:

[Miss26thofmay]

They are in the R-rated fanfiction section. If you don't have a password, you need to PM nightskiesfading (http://lost-forum.com/member.php?u=20424) for one.

[tweety]

They are in the R-rated fanfiction section. If you don't have a password, you need to PM nightskiesfading (http://lost-forum.com/member.php?u=20424) for one.
All right, thanks. :)

[Bryden]

Previously on Lost

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap437.jpg
...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap468.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap469.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap687.jpg
Kate: I’m sorry I kissed you.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap688.jpg
Jack: I’m not.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap687.jpg
But I AM.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/1/normal_2fortheroad-cap007.jpg
But I’m NOT.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/1/normal_2fortheroad-cap008.jpg
But I AM, you freak!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap041.jpg
Enough already! I can't watch anymore! Kate HATES the fact
that she kissed Jack.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap064.jpg
I don’t know, Dude. Jack’s the MAN. Who WOULDN’T want to kiss him?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers386.jpg
Sawyer and Kate’s kiss was better, you know.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman667.jpg
It’s been voted Number 1 on many lists…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman669.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers360.jpg
…Yeah…maybe so….but there was probably a malfunction in the
voting system or somethin’…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary212.jpg
And what would you know about kissing a woman? Huh?
Libby kisses you once…and where is SHE now?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1329.jpg
Dude! That was harsh. You know I’m missin’ me some Libby.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers692.jpg
Sorry, man. Let’s change the subject… Claire kissed ME, you know.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary190.jpg
You call that a kiss?!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1373.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers694.jpg
Yeah, I call that a kiss…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary495.jpg
Maybe…if you’re a 10-year-old boy! Or some guy stuck at
an ice station in the middle of nowhere!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1399.jpg
(!!!...Now that's a kiss...)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/livedie/normal_livediepromo37.jpg
You take that back…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers695.jpg
Okay…okay…calm down...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/ep1/normal_science-faith12.jpg
…Damien.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-557.jpg
!!!!!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/hugo/normal_everybody-hates34.jpg
Did someone call for a priest?

[Saturnine]

Previously on Lost

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap437.jpg
...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap468.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x09-kate/5/normal_kate-cap469.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap687.jpg
Kate: I’m sorry I kissed you.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap688.jpg
Jack: I’m not.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x19-sos/7/normal_sos-cap687.jpg
But I AM.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/1/normal_2fortheroad-cap007.jpg
But I’m NOT.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x20-two/1/normal_2fortheroad-cap008.jpg
But I AM, you freak!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap041.jpg
Enough already! I can't watch anymore! Kate HATES the fact
that she kissed Jack.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/firepluswater/1/normal_fire%2Bwater-cap064.jpg
I don’t know, Dude. Jack’s the MAN. Who WOULDN’T want to kiss him?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers386.jpg
Sawyer and Kate’s kiss was better, you know.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman667.jpg
It’s been voted Number 1 on many lists…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x08-conman/normal_conman669.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers360.jpg
…Yeah…maybe so….but there was probably a malfunction in the
voting system or somethin’…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary212.jpg
And what would you know about kissing a woman? Huh?
Libby kisses you once…and where is SHE now?

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/27/normal_livediecap1329.jpg
Dude! That was harsh. You know I’m missin’ me some Libby.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers692.jpg
Sorry, man. Let’s change the subject… Claire kissed ME, you know.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary190.jpg
You call that a kiss?!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1373.jpg
…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers694.jpg
Yeah, I call that a kiss…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x09-solitary/normal_solitary495.jpg
Maybe…if you’re a 10-year-old boy! Or some guy stuck at
an ice station in the middle of nowhere!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/28/normal_livediecap1399.jpg
(!!!...Now that's a kiss...)

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/livedie/normal_livediepromo37.jpg
You take that back…

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x18-numbers/normal_numbers695.jpg
Okay…okay…calm down...

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/ep1/normal_science-faith12.jpg
…Damien.

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x01-pilot/normal_normal-1x01-557.jpg
!!!!!

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-promos/sea2/hugo/normal_everybody-hates34.jpg
Did someone call for a priest?

:crackup: OMG priceless!!

[antonia]

:rotflol: Hilarious! :D

[javery]

I know this is a skate thread but I couldn't resist! MY GOD Bryden was that sequence hilarious! Absolute comedy gold! I might require a machine to breath for me! :D :D :D LEGEND!

[Anique]

:crackup: amazing

[Bryden]

:waves: Thanks everybody!

[Miss26thofmay]

:crackup: The ice station guy was the best. That's what I call hardcore shipper!

[Boring8Man]

Did someone call for a priest !!!! Yhis is absolutly fantastic!!!:D

[Bryden]

Dharma Monopoly (to pass the time...)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps203.jpg
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps204.jpg
Kate, I think this card's for you.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps221.jpg
*Self-conscious giggle* (Jackass!)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps304.jpg
Ain’t you the funny one? Pretty bold for a guy who still uses
his fingers to count.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps305.jpg
Speaking of fingers...It’s your turn Sawyer. And if the dice go down my shirt again…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps210.jpg
(Memo to self: play Monopoly with Libby…)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps299.jpg
Boardwalk! I own IT and now I own YOU…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps295.jpg
Just pay him, Sawyer, so we can end this torture. I gotta
date with Libby in a few.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps201.jpg
Libby can wait. Believe me, I'm doin’ her a favor…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps308.jpg
Well, I’ve had enough. I promised Claire I’d watch Aaron
for a couple of hours...so she can put her makeup on.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps310.jpg
What about you, James? Ready to quit?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps304.jpg
Not ‘til I get me that Get Out of Jail Free card.
Somethin’ tells me I’ll be needin’ it.

[antonia]

:rotflol: Sooo funny! And the Claire part...... :crackup:

[OutlawsInLove]

Dharma Monopoly (to pass the time...)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps203.jpg
Go directly to jail. Do not pass Go…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps204.jpg
Kate, I think this card's for you.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps221.jpg
*Self-conscious giggle* (Jackass!)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps304.jpg
Ain’t you the funny one? Pretty bold for a guy who still uses
his fingers to count.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps305.jpg
Speaking of fingers...It’s your turn Sawyer. And if the dice go down my shirt again…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps210.jpg
(Memo to self: play Monopoly with Libby…)


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps299.jpg
Boardwalk! I own IT and now I own YOU…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps295.jpg
Just pay him, Sawyer, so we can end this torture. I gotta
date with Libby in a few.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/3/normal_lockdown-caps201.jpg
Libby can wait. Believe me, I'm doin’ her a favor…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps308.jpg
Well, I’ve had enough. I promised Claire I’d watch Aaron
for a couple of hours...so she can put her makeup on.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps310.jpg
What about you, James? Ready to quit?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x17-lockdown/4/normal_lockdown-caps304.jpg
Not ‘til I get me that Get Out of Jail Free card.
Somethin’ tells me I’ll be needin’ it.

Now THAT was hysterical, great job!!!

[LadyDelish]

:crackup: That was great!!!!:giggle:

[October Sky]

So I think this counts as Jate/Skate...

WARNING: This caption story contains spoilers(in words, not pics) regarding season three. This story includes pics from both season one and two, so if you haven't seen all of those, you may be spoiled.

Spoiled Hopes

So one day Jack discovers what's inside the hatch. Little does he know, it can supply him with just what he needs to know...little does he know, things may not be as they seem:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c12.jpg
Jack: Kate makes her choice in season three?!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c1.jpg

Jack: No way!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c2.jpg

After Jack dashes off in hopes of finding Kate, determined to be the man she choses, he's granted luck and finds her at the beach:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c3.jpg
Jack: So...Kate. Do you want to uh...I mean...

Suddenly, Jack realizes that he has no idea of what he's trying to say, and butterflies begin to attack the poor guy's stomach.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c4.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c5.jpg
Kate: *amused* What are you trying to say, Jack?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c6.jpg
Jack: *laughs nervously* You know. Would you consider...uh...

And things become so much more easier for our poor doctor when Sawyer, of all people, interrupts the scene.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c7.jpg
Sawyer: 'Would you consider'? Is that how they ask the ladies out nowadays?

Sawyer, clueless as to what Jack's found out, puts his shirt back on.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c8.jpg
Sawyer and Kate: *laughs*
Jack: *is embarrased*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c9.jpg
Kate: Is that what you were trying to say?

So Kate laughing at him wasn't exactly the reaction the poor guy was shooting for.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c10.jpg
Jack: *looks down, embarrased*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c11.jpg
Kate: Nice try...but not today, Jack.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c10.jpg
Jack: *keeps looking down*

Hurt and embarrased, Jack manages to keep it together until Kate is a safe distance away. After all, he doesn't want to lose a chance with her by her being angry with him for going off at Sawyer. But once she's out of the picture...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/normal_oneofthem-cap544.jpg
Jack: What were you thinking?!?! She was going to choose me!!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c14.jpg
Sawyer: You really thought she was going to choose you?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c13.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c15.jpg
Sawyer: Why don't you go and give yourself a second chance, then?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c16.jpg
Jack: *considering*

And so Jack decides to take up Sawyer's offer. After all, Kate did say 'after today'. So, unbeknowest as to what he may really find, Jack goes out and searches for Kate.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c18.jpg

He searches high and low, over the river and through the woods, until finally, he spots her. Hopeful, he creeps forward, the scene playing out in that perfect world in his mind. And they would live happily ever after...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c20.jpg
Kate: *talking to herself* Okay, this season I've got to decide...I can't put it off any longer.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c19.jpg
Jack: *watches closely*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c20.jpg
Kate: Should I paint my nails purple or pink?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c21.jpg

Stunned, hurt, and even betrayed, Jack tried not to cry...not here. She could see him. He's just so confused...

Jack: *thinking* But she was supposed to chose me!

He didn't even know that she liked pink!

Thinking that this could change everything, Jack disapears into the jungle for the night, too torn to face anyone.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c22.jpg
Jack: *cries* But I thought Jate was fate!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c23.jpg
Jack: *sobs*

And because Jack's just so lucky with who interrupts him, the image of his father comes to mind:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c24.jpg
Christian: Look where fate got me, Jack.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c25.jpg
Jack: But I believed!

And suddenly the world goes black, and Jack's jerked away from...a dream?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c26.jpg
Jack: *jerks awake*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c27.jpg
Jack: *thinking* God, what a nightmare...

Of anything, it's a shock- or is a wake up call?- that he's dreaming about Kate. Or is it worse that her choice wasn't even about him?

Considering this, Jack walks away, trying to let his mind be elsewhere. He can't deal with this right now. He doesn't want to know that there's no hope for him. That his world's ending. That it's all over. Bottom line, his life sucks. So he thinks otherwise.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c28.jpg
Jack: *thinking* I need some new shoes...

Trying to clear his mind, Jack steps into the bathroom to take a shower.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c29.jpg

Just when he's wondering for the hundreth time how the hell it is that an island has a bathroom, he hears a noise. Someone else is in there.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c30.jpg
Kate: *shocked look*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c31.jpg
Jack: *shocked look*

As if this couldn't get any worse, Kate's not the only one other one in there...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c32.jpg
Sawyer: *shocked look*

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c33.jpg
Kate: *embarrased*

Of all the things that could happen to them...

Kate: This isn't what it looks like!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c34.jpg
Sawyer: Yeah, we play fair...wanna join us?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c35.jpg
Jack: *shocked/disturbed*

No one saw that one coming...

Until...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c36.jpg
Jack: *jerks awake again*

So this time maybe it wasn't so bad it was a dream. He definetly wasn't telling this story the next time they sat around the campfire.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/Caption/c37.jpg
Jack: *thinking* I've got to stop reading spoilers.

[Lore]

:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol: Great!!!!

Jack: *cries* But I thought Jate was fate!


Owwwwwww...poor Jackie boy! I told you...Love ain't a fairytale! :giggle:

[LadyIrina]

:crackup:
Amazing!
To imagine I'd enjoy something with that much Jack in it...
But shirtless Sawyer and funny Jack was awesome!!! More of this!
:clap:

[October Sky]

*bows* Thanks!!!! :D

[LilChristinePace]

that was great ^_^

[deelee]

^_^

Lol. Jack's faces are priceless!

[IdaO]

Jack: But I believed!

:crackup: That was hilarious!

[October Sky]

And another...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v635/October_Dreamscape/leaning.jpg

[LadyIrina]

:crackup:
That's almost beyond priceless!
And it would make a brilliant banner!!! :poke:

[laszka]

OMG October Sky, that parody about spoiled hopes is killing hilarious. :w00t: I love all those comments. Jack is nice there, I like him that way :D

[Aislynn]

He definetly wasn't telling this story the next time they sat around the campfire.

*snort!* Oh, that whole thing was so brilliant, October Sky! And I love that Jack/Kate "I wonder if I keep leaning closer..." pic, too! :rotflol:

:w00t:

[October Sky]

Wow, what a response:heart:

:crackup:
That's almost beyond priceless!
And it would make a brilliant banner!!! :poke:

You can use it if you can resize it yourself and give me credit...though I may fall in love with it myself and steal it back:p

I guess first let's resize it and see what it looks like;)

Thanks guys:lotsalove

ETA:

I'm not meaning to sabatoge your thread here, but I thought you guys might like it. It does have some Skate/Sawyer/and Jack-bashing, but keep in mind that I am a Jater;)...and a Jack fan:hug:

This one is solely a parody, I don't mean to offend anyone with it. And for the record, I didn't think that Cheers was a boring show at all. And I don't own it;) Or Lost...yeah.

*future Lost season meeting*

*Jack, Kate, and Sawyer are with the Others, but things aren't exactly frightening and dangerous...in a sense*
Henry: We are called together today to improve our show and performance for the liking of the viewers...*dark* and the Emmys
Sawyer: The Emmy people suck!
Bea: No cussing.
Sawyer: :nod:
Bea: *turns around*
Sawyer: :raspberry
Henry: Now something has got to be done about this program. We have brought you here as our three obvious main characters to improve in quite a few areas. First off*points stick at paper with scene of Jack crying in the jungle* Jack! No more crying! It makes you look like a whiny crybaby and I will not tolerate it!
Jack: ...:eyes:
Sawyer: *snort*
Kate: *glare*
Henry: Second of all*he points his stick but something pops, and a flower pops out of the top*
Sawyer: :rotflol:
Kate: *snort*
Jack: *sniffle*
Henry: :o You see, with our low ratings I've had to...take on a second job. And I will not tolerate it!
Sawyer: And I won't tolerate your breath so why don't you get out of my face?
Others on guard duty at the door: :beatup:
Sawyer: *under his breath* Oh I'm scared now...
Jack: :eyes:
Henry: *sigh* What's wrong with him?
Kate: *sympathetically* You see, he has to cry every other line...and this is the other line and you said no crying!
Jack: :eyes:
Henry: *exasperated sigh* Okay, this once, but only because those kids didn't throw the pie back at my face last night(*in memory* :pie: :o)
Jack: :bawl: *two minutes later* :bawl:
Others: :shy:
Sawyer: :rolleyes:
Kate: *in mind* :hug:
*five minutes later*
Jack: :bawl:
Henry: Okay! Enough. *pokes Jack with stick to get him to shut up*
Jack: *blows nose on Henry's shirt*
Henry: :shakefist: *mutters* I hate this job
Sawyer: So why don't you go back to clown school, Bozo!
Henry: ...yo mama!
Sawyer: :eyes: Don't you talk about my mama! ...:bawl:
Jack: Hey! How come he gets to cry? :eyes:
Henry: NO CRYING!
Jack and Sawyer: :bawl:
Henry: Sawyer! You have to be the tough one this season. More action scenes!
Sawyer: :shy:
Henry: Not that kind of action...this season you're going back in the pit and we're trapping you out at sea. The girls seem to like that.
Sawyer: *under breath* Or maybe you like it.
Jack: *snort* *sniffle*
Henry: Enough! I do not deserve to be treated like this! I own this island!
*deep dark voice of him booms from nowhere*
Deep dark voice of him *ahem*?
Henry: *suddenly nervous* I mean, I can act like I own it as long as I don't actually say I do?
Deep dark voice of him: :nod: :)
Henry: *sigh of relief* *straight face* Back to business! Kate!
Kate: :tired:
Henry: Kate!!
Kate: *snaps up*
Henry: *steps in from of Kate* Am i boring you Miss Austen?
Kate: Not at all.
Sawyer: *snort*
Jack: *snort*...*mutter* I give up.
Henry? Am I not interesting enough to keep your attention?
Kate: Of course not!
Henry: Good! Because the audiences agree. *smug grin* *snaps out of it* You, on the other hand! You are the most boring, most ignoring, most mind-chaning pathetic excuse for a girl stuck in a love triangle I've seen since Sam Malone still owned Cheers!
Kate: Sam Malone was a guy...
Henry: Exactly!
Kate: And he still owns Cheers...
Henry: What, did you tune into tv land while on the run? Anyway! You've got to make your choice this season. As in righ now! You've got to make your choice and we've got to do something about this PG rating that's been poping up. We are a show about very hot-
Sawyer: Why thank you.
Henry: *cross* -very hot castaways. We need higher ratings! I'm talking PG-13. R!
Sawyer: Ain't this tv?
Jack: ...:eyes:
Henry: And Kate, you're giong to be the sorce of that.
Sawyer: :drool:
Jack: *tearful* Really?
Henry: Not with you. You'll cry to much. It'll ruin the whole thing.
Jack: :bawl:
Sawyer: Score! :boogie:
Henry: This is not Dancing with the Stars! We are not here to have fun and amuse people! We are here for entertainment! Drama!
Kate: Excuse me for saying this, but that was really hypocritcal, Bozo...
Sawyer: *in thoughts* :bounce: *in reality* :crackup: *in thoughts*:letsparty:
Kate: And I have something to say about this whole triangle thing. I was promised in the beginning that I'd end up with Jack.
Henry: The powers that be are Skaters now.
Sawyer: *in thoughts* :banana:
Jack: And who are thse powers that be?
Tom: Boss! He's not crying!
Jack: ...:eyes:
Henry: *thoughtful* *to Tom* Do you find this amusing?
Tom: :crackup:
Henry: Then cry, by all means. At least we'll get a laugh out of it.
Kate: Hey! Stop picking on him! What did he ever do to you?
Henry: SILENCE!
Everyone else in room: :blank:
Henry: Now Kate you say you'll chose Sawyer right now and agree with all these bogus rumors...or I'll have to make the final decision *grins* And let's just say it's not Jack.
Jack: :blank:
Kate: Alright...Sawyer, I guess.
Sawyer: Woo-hoo! :bounce:
Everyone else: :blank:
Sawyer: I mean, uh, thanks. *as Henry turns away; to Kate* :yourock:
Kate: :rolleyes:
Henry: Now tell him you love him.
Kate: What?!
Henry: Tell him you love him!
Jack: *looks down and closes ears*
Kate: *looks down as well and tries to steal glance to Jack...because as a criminal, Kate has to steal everything...* I ...I love you.
Henry: Act happy about it! That's the most depressing I love you I've heard since Rebecca confessed to Sam Malone!
Alex to Tom: What's with this guy and Cheers?
Tom: *shrug* We don't ask.
Kate: *silence*
Henry: Kate...
Kate: I love you!
Sawyer: Well I love me too, Freckles. Glad to see you join the club. *to Jack* You wanna membership card?
Jack: *glare and tries to hold back tears*
Sawyer: Good. *smirks* You don't wanna know what you have to do to get in.
Henry: That the spirit! R! R gets the ratings, I'm telling you!
Kate: This is sick!
Henry: Next topic!
Kate: No!
Henry: Yes! ACCENTS! *to Jack and Kate* Nearly everyone on here has an interesting accent except you two
Jack: And the fans are complaining about this?
Tom: Boss!
Henry: Cry, dammit!
Jack: :bawl:
Henry: No! I'm complaining about it! Now Jack, you must either talk like you're either from Australia or one of those polar island, you know, like Eskimos.
Jack: ...but those suck!
Henry: Don't offend the foriegners! And Kate! You're going to be the next Southern belle...it'll mix in well with your new showmance.
Kate: I have to wear a dress?
Sawyer: :shy:
Henry: *grins* Yes, a white one.
Kate: And how the hell do we explain the sudden accent change?
Henry: *grins and nods to Tom* Oh we'll explain it. *pause* Next topic! Jack! You're the miracle doctor, thus you must actually save someone this season!
Jack: ...but
Henry: No buts about it! In a few episodes we'll be sending you a patient to save. The episode will be called "Jack Has to Save A New Patient and Actually Suceeds".
Sawyer: *snort* Good luck.
Jack: But I need technology! I need medicine!
Henry: Which is why you'll be joining us!
Jack: NOOO!!!!
Henry: *coughs, nods to Alex*
Alex: *clears throat; in spokeswoman voice* That's right Jack! You are going to become one of us. And in return, will give you...*pulls curtain away* A new car!
Sawyer: What?!
Alex: And even...*pulls away curtain to reveal...Kate?*
Sawyer: NOOO!!!!
Jack: *small voice; hopeful* Kate
Sawyer: :faints:
Alex: That's right Jack-
Henry: You can cut the highpitch voice now.
Alex: *clears throat* Okay. *steps down*
Sawyer: *suddenly wakes up* You lying :censored:!
Henry: *grins* You can't win everytime, Sawyer.
Sawyer: Hell, give me some bandaids and peroxide and call me Doc!
Henry: *raises eyebrows* You're actually comparing yourself to Jack?
Jack: *small smile*
Tom: Boss!
Henry: Cry!
Jack: :bawl:
Sawyer to Kate: *nods to Jack* You want to go out with that loser?
Kate: *unsure* Kinda. *offers smile to Jack*
Sawyer: *turns to Henry* But that means Jack gets everything! The girl, the car, the tears! This ain't the Jackshow!
Henry: Actually...*pulls off fabric attatched to board; a new bright sign reads The Jackshow!!!!*
Sawyer: NOO!!!!
Jack: *hopeful* I get my own show
Henry: :nod: But only if you can save your patient
Jack: *mutters* I think I can, I think I can, I think I can...
Henry: And to conclude this meeting-
Sawyer: Hold everything!!
Everyone else: *silence*
Sawyer: What the hell do I get?
Henry: *grins* Why, you're the patient.
Sawyer: ...:shock:
Henry: But don't worry, you're all in purgatory anyway
Kate: ...I'm dead?
Jack: I'm dead? :eyes:
Henry: Sorry we had to break it to you like this. We were just going to wait until the last cliffhanger and disapoint everyone but...oh well.
Kate: But why disapoint them?
Henry: ...Good point! New plan!
*snaps fingers and bright light illuminates the room*
*it goes dark and then everyone comes back as...skeletons?*
Henry: This should be interesting.
Sawyer: I already swam with the sharks, I have to jump them too?
Jack: *politely to Kate* You make a cute skeleton.
Kate: :o Thank you.
Sawyer: *jealous but quickly covers it up* Hey Freckles, you make a hot skeleton
Kate: ...thanks.
Henry: *thinks* Maybe this is too 'jump the shark'...
*he snaps his fingers and everyone turns into clowns*
Sawyer: *pulls Jack's red nose* Got your nose!
*he snaps his fingers and everyone turns into ghost*
Sawyer: *sneaks up behinds Jack* BOO!
*he snaps his fingers and everyone turns into...teletubies?*
Sawyer: *tugs on triangle floating over Jack's head*
*he snaps his fingers and they're all back to normal*
Henry: *smug* The beauty of being an Other
Tom: Boss...
Henry: Cry!
Jack...
Tom: No, boss, are forty-two minutes are up.
Henry: What?! Only fort-two minutes? How the hell am I supposed to tell this story in forty-two minutes?
Tom: *shrugs* It's the network, boss.
Henry: Well I demand more minutes! Geesh, the whole world's going to...
Tom: We really got to wrap it up...
Henry: *sigh* Okay, tomorrow, same time, same place.
*sighing, everyone exits the room, except for Jack, who just sits their in worry*
Jack: :worry: But I still get Kate, right?

[laszka]

I know it won’t happen but I want to see all of this^^^ on the show
Kate: I love you!
Sawyer: Well I love me too, Freckles. Glad to see you join the club. *to Jack* You wanna membership card?
I think I called out for my mommy here… and I’m a big girl and I exclaim “mommy” only when I’m hugely amused.
Jack: *hopeful* I get my own show
Heeee

Thank you for posting this parody here, Oktober Sky

[ShadowAngel16]

:crackup: :crackup: :rotflol: :rotflol: :thud: :hyper: :bounce: :popcorn: :crackup: :crackup: :rotflol: .....yeah...it was funny...:p

[demented drummer]

:rotflol: :crackup: :rotflol: :crackup: :rotflol:

Why is Jack's face always so comical regardless of the situation?!?!? ;)

[October Sky]

I know!!!! He'll be arguing with Locke about a death and yet when I look at the screen cap I'm like :rotflol: Thanks guys:lotsalove

Sawyer: I love her
Jack: :blank: But I thought you loved me! :bawl:

[tdick14]

ha :giggle: these are all so funny i luv ragging out jack one of my many hobbies:D

[pip]

these make me giggle

[Bryden]

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/1/normal_twocitiescap-0146.jpg
Hey! Can anybody hear me?! I asked for a grilled cheese sandwich!
What’s it take to get a sandwich around here?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0286.jpg
Are you sure it’s not cheese CAKE you want?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0502.jpg
No. No cheesecake. Just the sandwich.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0501.jpg
Here. I put the toothpicks in myself. Not that you’d use them
for anything. You’re not MacGyver... *laughing*


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0288.jpg
What? You think I’m STUPID?!


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/4/normal_twocitiescap-0903.jpg
*clears throat * Well, according to your file,…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit371.jpg
…you DID run off a cliff...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap082.jpg
... got yourself locked in a gun closet...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0083.jpg
…thought you could take on a conman…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0695.jpg
…lost all the guns…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/26/normal_livediecap1261.jpg
…and got yourself and your friends caught.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0294.jpg
So, yeah, I think you’re stupid.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0534.jpg
But is it wrong that I find that HOT?


I am SO rooting for Jacket! But does this mean the end of funny Jack?! I'm really starting to CARE about him again. Someone, quick, smack me!!:help:

[Mylene]

Oh Bryden I'm so happy you're back with parodies!:rotflol: :yourock: :clap:
You know we can care for someone and make fun of him too:giggle:
plus it was very sweet at the end;)

[Miss26thofmay]

lol, I love Jacket! "You're not MacGyver" :giggle: I can't smack you, because it would come right back at me. *whispers* I can stand him again in a way.

[ShadowAngel16]

omigod I love that!!!especially when she starts naming all his ahem issues and then she says she finds that hot:blank:

[Saturnine]

So, yeah, I think you’re stupid.
LMAO , love it!!! good job bryden :giggle:

[pip]

Lmao!

[LilChristinePace]

http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/1/normal_twocitiescap-0146.jpg
Hey! Can anybody hear me?! I asked for a grilled cheese sandwich!
What’s it take to get a sandwich around here?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0286.jpg
Are you sure it’s not cheese CAKE you want?


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0502.jpg
No. No cheesecake. Just the sandwich.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0501.jpg
Here. I put the toothpicks in myself. Not that you’d use them
for anything. You’re not MacGyver... *laughing*


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0288.jpg
What? You think I’m STUPID?!


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/4/normal_twocitiescap-0903.jpg
*clears throat * Well, according to your file,…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit371.jpg
…you DID run off a cliff...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/0/normal_huntingpartycap082.jpg
... got yourself locked in a gun closet...


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/01/normal_2x14-longcon-0083.jpg
…thought you could take on a conman…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x13-longcon/07/normal_2x14-longcon-0695.jpg
…lost all the guns…


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season2/finale/26/normal_livediecap1261.jpg
…and got yourself and your friends caught.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0294.jpg
So, yeah, I think you’re stupid.


http://gallery.lost-media.com/albums/ep-caps/season3/3x01-cities/2/normal_twocitiescap-0534.jpg
But is it wrong that I find that HOT?


I am SO rooting for Jacket! But does this mean the end of funny Jack?! I'm really starting to CARE about him again. Someone, quick, smack me!!:help:


LOVED it. ' You're not MacGyver' I loved it.

and hey, I'm a Jacket shipper, but I still think Jack is pretty stupid.