^ The Entertaining EClairian EScapades ^

[_Erica_]

It was 2 am when the whole EClaire camp woke up hearing Meg's cough...

Down by Sawyer's tent, a fluffy grey and white wolf-like pup lay. Her ears twitched and she looked up sleepily. What was going on?

Everyone was a bit worried because Meggles sounded like 70' years old smoker... but were even more worried when Claudia joined in with the coughing - was this cough catching?

Everyone became concerned about this seemingly quick-spreading virus; whatever could the EClairians do about it?

Charlie sugested baptizing Meg, he said that's the only way to save the whole camp from a fire... Evil twins glared at him and irina knock him out with her goostick.

But suddenly Locke came waltzing out the forest, and throwing his arms in the air he declared 'We aren't the only ones with medical knowledge on this island, and well all know it!'

Right after that, Erica spotted Jack emerging from the place Locke just vanished. "Oh-uh" She said staring directly at him "Now it's Jacko-time, he is apparently trrying to do something heroic". And she was right. Jack puts his hands in that well-known let's-pretend-I'm-a-king gesture and said " Everybody just calm down! We are going to have Meggles problem

Meggles stared at her beloved doctor, the other EClairians all rolled their eyes. And yet, Meggles looked angry, how could HER Jack say she was a problem? She roundhouse kicked him in the face and all the EClairians cheered.

Seeing what happend to the bigest island baby Hurley and Ice started singing "I feeel Good"... but turned silent as Alicat took the stand, 'As Jack is ... um,' she looked down at him and poked him with a stick, 'dead, I shall be leader! Viva la reveloution!''

"All Hail Mother Ali!" The EClairians all spoke out unanimously, and Sawyer looked at them strangely, "What are our plans?" they asked.

"Well, first off," said Meggles, "I believe I was planning over in the ConMamian thread to get pregnant with Sawyer's child." She eyed him up and down, then started hacking. "Maybe we should get me well first, though..... where ever would some medicine be?"

"hmmm, i don't know!' chanted the eclairians in unision, waving their sloganated banners, "but why don't we just wander into the freakin' jungle of mystery - i'm sure there'll be something there!"

"Any of you want to come?" EhSteve asked the lostaways, looking directly at Kate.

What? Did you say something? kate stopped her ritual staring into the middle distance and looked at Steve. "Oh, Hi Scott" She said " :I thought you were dead" She received a hurt look from Steve and heard trully maniacl laugh of two clones

Then singing broke out, as cutiekitten started singing the one and only...ETHAN SONG! *Ethan rom was an other man doladola an other man oh yes he was doladola..* she opened the ethanmarmalade..

"Well, count me in" drawled Sawyer,
"Why would you want to come?" asked the twins, who were freaky.
"I'm a complicated guy sweethearts" and he flashed his dimples at all the EClairian females.

That dimple smile caused some interesting reactions: Meggles coughed once more and fainted with a silly-drugged up smile on her face, Ali started giggling like a teenage, which caused Ice to say "For the sake of icecat...". Bert stopped trying to eat her ethanmarmalade sandwich and covered her face with it. Tox started asking for cheese, Irina keeled over laughing and Eri... well Eri was just staring at the chaos.... Then Lou...

Lou raised an eyebrow at Eri, then started mumbling about claiming the rights to the Jackpack now that the doctor seemed to be a bit.... well, out of it (to put it in nicer terms). Meanwhile, Sawyer helped poor Meggles, the future mother of his child, stand up and breath once again.

Finally, Eri impatiently asked while tapping her foot "Are we going to go on this trip or not? Wasn't that the whole point of this story? Because we're about 18 paragraphs in, and we haven't even left the beach."

"Right" said Ali, taking charge, "Lets go". So they trudged off the beach to find medicine and ALL of the lostaways followed them (except Charlie and Jack) because there curiousity was too great.

Tox hyperily ran circles around the group (extra laps around Sawyer.) "Hey, where's the cream filling?" She asked, then blinked. "Wait, I meant... Where's this hatch place, anyway?"

"The Hatch is in the jungle, near where Claire scratched Danielle" answered Lou, like it was obvious, and she proceeded to pick up the Tailies stick with the boomerang on the end and walked into the jungle Steve Urwin style, cause, she was aussie.

While everyone followed the Mighty tracker- Lou, EET kept going a few steps behind the group plotting as usual. The they heard it!
It was a scream. Erica turned around to see that the one screaming was Locke, he was trying to separate two fighting creatures, who turned to be: Gabs and Squiddy...

Tox halted her rabid running and glanced at the trio. "Dudes. Can you not do this now?!" All three of them turned and yelled, in perfect unison, "don't tell me what I can't do, damn it!" before going back to the struggle. Tox blinked and looked back at the group. "Guys. We have a Locke love triangle problem."

Ali raised her eyebrow and with mad expression on her face, tapped her foot. "yeah, we know Destiny and all of that, when she made sure Ice wasn't listening she added "Locke is my destiny, dammit!" Meggles started coughing again. "Right now-Ali continued-we have to take care of the soon-to-be-pregnant Meggles, so .... Sawyer looked at Ali like she was a tree frog or something. "...remember, live together, die alone" Ali finished.

So off they went, they had been walking not five minutes when Sawyer approached Meggles, the man needed answers, "What the hell are they going on about with this pregnancy thing?"

"Umm...its, its" the last thing Meggles wanted to do was scare Sawyer away, and the first thing she wanted to do was to seduce him, "I'm Meggles, don't worry about what Ali says, I like your...OMG YOUR SEX!" She couldn't help but slip it out. Sawyer laughed, "Thanks Meggles" it seemed to be a compliment he was used to, "I like any girl who can kill Jack with a roundhouse kick" he said. Meggles almost died!

Tox rolled her eyes but kept her mouth shut, for now. Everyone knew that Sawyer was her territory. And Kate's... "Speaking of Kate," the pup muttered (even though technically she hadn't been "speaking"), "where are we? ... I mean, she." Glancing around, Tox noticed the fugitive standing besides a palm tree and gazing absently into a large boulder. She sighed. Between all these distractions, they were never going to make it to that blasted hatch.

Hearing Meggles evil twins looked at each other and started whispering in theit own half0backward language. Jin looked at plotting twins, then pointed at them and said: "Udders! Udders!". Lou decided to use the opportunity to... attract the korean ith her linguistical knowledge. she smiled at him and said in perfect korean, "they're really only dangerous to Jack and Charlie, you know. Now, how much for helping me Othernap, I mean, kidnap Sawyer?"
Jin merely stared at her for a few seconds, then slowly sidled away back to his wife. There was something strange with this gang...

Meanwhile, Eri and Irina was testing the carrying capacity of nearby branches and kept mumbling in their eerie language, something reminding of 'Charlie' and 'Official Hanging Song' was heard...
Then, in front of them ,the ghost of the Holy Saint Jack hovered.
"I am here to save you!"
Drat... Irina slowly lowered her noose... You couldn't really kill a ghost, could you? Did this mean... they were stuck with Jack forever??

Kind walked in, wondering what the hell was going on. His mind raced with thoughts.

But...so many pages! he thought, terrified. Cannot...read!

Screaming and waving his arms, he tore off his clothes and ran into the ocean.

and this was rather good news for the 'Master Kind shippers' (remember that?) as Claudia had been left behind by the hikers seeing as she was almost dead from coughing/hunger. But anyway, when Kind was restored to full clothedness, the two decided to walk through the jungle and find the rest of eclaire.

It was getting dark and the grup haven't found the hatch yet, meg's cough was getting worse which worried everyone especially st. Jackass and Sawyer. Everyone was tired, more from listening to ghost's adivices and Sayid's "Have you seen Shannon, Jack?" than from the hike. It was time to start a camp for the night...

'marshmallow, Eri?' asked irina as they all sat around the fire.
'we have marshmallows?' everyone turned to see Sun sitting there with her mouth wide open.
'Ummm ... only imaginary ones.'
A murmur of disapointment rang through the eclairians and losties.
'Oh, but we have marshmallows dont we!' someone behind them suddenly whispered, and the campers all saw ...

...Charlie! Yes, yes, The one and the only- Charlie :The bloody, rock god aka persistant hobbit Pace. He was standing in the shadow, hood covering half of his head ( he thought it made him look cool) and he was waving with one of the VM statues...
"Son of an Onion" Exclaimed... Kind? He walked in on the camp, Claudia right behind him. For some reason, they were both dressed as ... cows?

Suddenly, from behind the group came a loud crashing, rolling, thundering noise, like a herd of bovines had escaped from their Dharma pens!

"MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! It's my destiny!" shouted Locke, and ran off in the direction of the noise. Gabs and Squiddy screamed "Wait!" and ran off in pursuit.

Meggles coughed, and they all looked at her, thinking if they should just hang Charlie first, or continue their journey.
It was a tough call to make, but eventually everyone decided that their favorite Jater was even more worth the pleasure of seeing Charlie dangling from a tree...
Eri and Irina still threw a noose around him and claimed they'd seen him injure his leg and offered to carry (drag) him along! they decided that a nearby mango tree would make a great gallows, and strung him from there, but prayed to the ethangod before hand, to make sure everything went to plan. But, just as they hung charlie, he slipped from the noose and ran into the jungle. The eclairians were puzzled. they had prayed to the ethangod ... so why had charlie escaped? what had happened to the ethangod?

Eri and Irina snapped out of their shocked state and went into pursuit! The little cretin was not getting away! (Little did they know that Charlie was high as a kite, had run into three and a half tree, and ended up between Locke and his fans, and was currently being stomped to death by Gabs and Squid.)
Instead, the twins barged through some shrubbery to come to an abrupt halt and into a greater shock!
Ethan himself was casually leaning against a tree and chatting up Claire.
Ethan wasn't... dead! That's why their praying had been in vain!
Starting, Ethan caught sight of the EClairian gang approaching him with awe and promptly threw himself into some bushes. "I-I'm not him!" Ethan yammered, trying to hide behind a leaf. He'd heard crazy stories about the EClairians! "I'm, uhr, Ethander!"

"Etha-what?" Sawyer raised an eyebrow, causing Meggles to have another drooling attack. "Not even for one sec, jungle boy! it's MY favourite leaf, put it down" Southener pointed the gun at Ethan. Erica started lauging evilly and singing "Zombie" with Bert... Ethan was scared... and staring...
And that moment Tox chose to bring out the cheese and decorate Sawyer with it.

As most of the EClairians were cleverly distracted by the cheesy ( ) Sawyer and began nibbling at the nervous man, trying to swat them away.
The twins were inching closer to Ethan, trying to hide behind Claire, and eyed him intensely. Their Other senses were telling them something.
Irina glanced over at Eri, saying something that only the Other Twin understood, and they both hugged their nooses happily. Ethan was back to lead EClaire to the magical hatch of Dharma's Meggles-cold-cure-station!
Meanwhile, ghostly St Jack was hovering in the background. "What about mee-heee??"

Suddenly, there was a "YIPE!" a la Scooby Doo style and a crash. There was a roar, but with... laughter? Curiosity got the best of the group and they ran into the jungle towards the sound like in a bad horror movie. They soon came upon a clearing where there stood Danielle and... Raven!

"Raven! Where have you been!"

"Hanging out with Danielle. We caught Charlie for ya."

There hung Charlie by his feet in the air, spluttering about letting him down and that he was a bloody rock god and something about his stash.

"He has the sickness," said Danielle.

"So let's use him as a pinata," Raven said with a grin.

"We need a stick to hit him with," Claire commented, absently petting Ethan's hair!

Irina held out her Goostick. A stick to be counted on when used to causing pain.
Who was to throw the first punch?

Just then Meggles started coughing again even stronger than before and coughed up her lung and fell on the ground. Jade with a concerned look said to Eko who had just appered for no reason, "Can you help me make a stretcher?"

Hesitating for one second, Eko then gave a nod. "We need to find some poles... and rope..."
Eri and Irina, and their rope nooses, slowly sidled over to hide behind Ethan, who was hiding behind Claire. Claire looked at Ethan and gave him a faint smile. "Baby you've stolen my heart I know our love is cannon. I will never let you go.", Ethan said gazing into her eyes.

He revealed pulled a gun out of a questionable location, and said, "There's a new sheriff in town, boy. Best get used to it. For I am beyond all you mere mortals." He turned around and walked into a tree, knocking himself out and setting the gun off. The bullet ricoheted off a blimp (yes, a blimp) and hit Sawyer in the forehead.

suddenly, the whole crew stopped, at an amazing sight; there, hanging from the trees were charlie, ana goodwin, the other 3 members of driveshaft, ethan's twin brother, charlie's mother, mrs toomie, gay jack and taylor townsend. they stood there for a few seconds when behind them came a familiar voice
"hello there" they all turned around to see.....Ehsteve! "so," he rubbed his hands in satisfaction "what'd i miss?"
But you've been here all along!" hurley said, pointing to one of the Eclairians
"nope, that was scott" Steve replied, bulling out a noose and hanging the impostor faster than you can say "hello there"....

Scared and terrified witless Hurley decided to make a run for it fearing he was next on Steve's 'to hang' list. As he hurltled through the jungle at a less than impressive rate something caught his gaze. He stopped abruptly, as he breathed heavily in a Darth Vader fashion a couple of figures appeared from behind the tree dressed all in white blinged up to thir head in gold chains.

"Dude?!" gasped Hurley.
"No, its Homie_Dude actually. And here's my rappin' buddy MC Chair."

Then from nowhere the sound of guitars, synthesisers and drums started playing and Homie_Dude and MC Chair started swaying together in unison. As they started ripping through a few of their opening lyrics without warning Desmond jumped down from a tree in front of Hurley with a mike in his hands, dressed like Huggy Bear complete with a feathered cap.

"Hey Brothaaaaaa, where's ya mothaaaaaa........"

Hurley was undertsandably scared and confused, he was contemplating going back and getting himself hanged by Steve so scary was Demented DJ Desmond. Then suddenly the ground beneath him opened up and swallowed him whole.....

but being the large man he is, he got a little stuck..... but then came steve to his rescue! standing in the branches of a tree, he whipped out his strongest nooses, rapped them around hurley's arms, and neck, then, holding firmly, jumped from the tree, pulled hurley from the hole, but hanging him in the process....."ah....that didnt quite work"

"oh well, brotha....no matter" said the scottish man, putting his arm around steve
in the blink of an eye, desmond was hanging by his neck...

Jade glarred at the now hanging Desmond. "Meggles is STILL in a stretcher with one lung hanging out. Maybe we should do somthing about that?", she asked sarcasticly. "Oh right medical hatch.", the other EClairians murmurred.

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to.......

[Jade1021]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack...

[Toxic]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

[Nokoolaidforme]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

[capnlou]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and...

[AliCat]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said...

[ehsteve]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of .....

[MasterMinion]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

[ehsteve]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

[_Erica_]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

[Toxic]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

[_Erica_]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

[LadyIrina]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

[MasterMinion]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

[ehsteve]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

[_Erica_]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then...

[ehsteve]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but...

[PITAchic]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve. :raspberry

[ehsteve]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle

You really can't stand that i killed shannon....twice....can you?

[Toxic]

They glanced over at Meggles, who lay on a makeshift stretcher, Sawyer by her side and the ghost of St. Jackass hovering over, despite her attempts to send him away (Apparently get the smurf away from me wasn't clear enough to the dead doctor).

Finally, the group decided to do a Canadian syringe dance around Megg but it didn't help much. "Why don't you just let me help her here? I am a doctor.", ghost-Jack asked. The undead Jack stood up proudly as a 'Fisher Price' plastic duploma fell out of the lab coat he had stolen from Ethan. In great suprise and embarresment Jack's face got all red, his eyes went squinty, his lip quivered... and he began to cry.

All the conscious EClairians rolled their eyes and groaned.

"Seriously," Tox snorted. "Can we call the Ghostbusters or somethin'?" She started humming the theme song for added effect.

The entire tribe began humming it, however it only helped the Doctors chances in helping Megg, because somthing our tribe didnt expect is, that Bill Murray is actually Jack Shephards cousin.

So now Bill Murray and Jack Shephards spirits float over a delirious Meggles body. "What are we going to do?" Tox asked. Eri snapped back "I dont know!! I didnt have coffee today.."

Before anyone could notice, Meggles was drinking a Gatorade and singing showtunes with Bill Murray, Jack Shephard, and the original Globe Trotters ghosts. Eri astounded by the madness yelled "Yo! pass me some of that sh*t! I wanna trip balls too!"

And so, the tribe sat there each drinking in delirious delight. Not knowing that Fluffy was making a sneak attack...

Fluffy made her way closer, sensing some mighty prey, she hesistated for a second when she saw that Ethan was in their midst, would he give her a treat later if she ate one of his idolising Eclairians?

(Oh, and Sawyer is fine, the ^ bullet in his forehead did no harm, he pulled it out al la the one in his shoulder, and he was all the cooler for it.)

Just at that moment Chair turned around, spotted fluffy in the jungle and said, "Yo, homes, why you all dark and stuff? Have a sip of Meggles' special Gatorade!"

After considering it for a moment, Fluffy decided that, yeah, a gatorade would go down good with a Charlie biscuit. Her black smoke drifted around Charlie, swallowing up his dangling body, then a tendril of darkness slipped around Chair's proffered gatorade. Soon, all of this was swallowed.

The EClairians, meanwhile, were so startled by Fluffy's appearance that they dropped their crazy juice and danced in a circle around Ethan. Ethan was so startled that he forgot to pass around his Other-water canteen to keep the EClairians docile like sheep.

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died [but not really.] "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

[AliCat]

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

[B]Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks (c) that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

[_Erica_]

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks (c) that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

[B]... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we''ve got" Irina said reluctanctly.
"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked...

[Toxic]

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks (c) that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we''ve got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked [b]Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

[LadyIrina]

Bad me for adding and not adding, but...
(Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights)

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

And, uhm, very well... Carry on!

[ehsteve]

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

[B]Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....:plotting:

[LadyIrina]

Sawyer dead...
:shifty:

[CutieKitten]

Meanwhile, Meggles was feeling so good that she turned to Sawyer and said "what are you doing staring at me? come on! carry me to the medical hatch!!" at which point the redneck grabbed the stretcher out of Ethan's evil Twins' hands and held it above his head, when suddenly he fell to the ground, leaving the stretcher to fall into Ali's caring arms.

the Eclairians all turned around to see the oh-so-familiar face of ..... zeke? what? but ... his beard was ... pink? and did a rhinestone covered cowboy hat really suit him? He smiled, revealing glow in the dark plastic vampire teeth. 'I have ... the girl ...' he whispered.

"the girl?" they all thought, who could that be?

"ahem, you do know i can read minds..." the mysterious pink-bearded man interupted

they all cursed loudly in their heads

"i know..." meggles coughed "who he means, it's......

...and then she started coughing again. Kools looked at her then at everyone else "where is that little singer with ethanmarmalade on her face?" Evil Twins were staring at Zeke and apparently scared him abit, becuse he mumbled taking a few staps back...

Locke suddenly stepped forward. "I've looked... into the eye... of the island," he claimed, pointing a finger at Zeke, "and what I saw... was not pink!" He concluded by throwing his arms up and yelling (with Gabs and Squiddy as backup vocals), "AND WE ALL KNOW IT."

Tox narrowed her eyes at Zeke. "He's an imposter!"

"No! I'm not I'm bloody Other-God" Zeke excalimed taking few more steps back, and then...-THUD- he was laing on his back and Fluffy was hapilly licking his face.

"Now, do you want to tell us where Bert is?" Tombie gave Zeke her best un-dead Norris-style look.

"I don't know!" Zeke muttered sulkily, trying to lean as far away from Fluffy as possible. "Last I heard she was wandering along the beach singing something about Ethan being an other man, or something!"

Ghostly St Jack choked up and got all transparent red. "I could've told you that, if you'd only thought of asking mee!"

"D-do we really need all this arguing?" Ethan piped up over Claire's shoulder. "I thought we were here to help Meggles..."

"Boy, when I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to ya!" Sawyer snapped towards Ethan, and then pointed at St Jack. "And you, shut up. Go haunt someone else. I'm the sheriff in this town now, remember?"

Meggles latched onto the southerner's arm and wheezed something about men in power being even better than men in uniforms!

Claire looked at Meggles as though she was crazy. She looked back at Ethan, and her expression told everyone exactly what she was thinking.

But it seemed that Meg didn't notice, due to the fact that she was writhing around on the jungle floor, having a coughing fit. She was shortly followed by Claudia, then Ali, then Kind ... what was happening to everyone?

but before anyone could think just what could be happening, Jin screamed at the top of his lungs "UDDERS!!! UDDERS!!!"

they all turned around to see that he was right, well....technically, considering "others" are people who are not the losties, anyway....stumbling out of the jungle, came 5 people, covered in dirt, and they must have been in their 50s at least. Strangely, one of them had only one arm

"bonjour, parle vous francais?"

"that must be the french chick's team!" hurley pointed out, whilst still hanging, watching what was going on

"well done barbar, we all figured that out!" sawyer shouted at the large, hanging man

"ok, so we've now met just about everyone who has ever been involved in the island now! who could be meet next?" St. Jackass poked in "Randy? Lenny? Nadia? Anthony Cooper? Lucy? Mr Paik? Susan? Come on!"

but Jack was wrong, "hello there" came yet another oh-so-familiar voice.....

...They all turned around to see covered in mud creature... "Shannon" Sayid exclaimed! Yes, it was her, but then came six rifle rounds, all of the french team (including danielle) had shot her, "she is one of them" they said in unison. Sayid fell to his knees, trying to make her wake up, but eko got his Jesus Stick© out and poked her limp lifeless body.

"i think she's dead....agian"

Meggles couldnt believe it! she was right, Shannon was alive! but certainly wasnt now, 6 rifle rounds would pretty much do it, and to top it off, fluffy trotted along and decided to use shannon as a chew toy!

meggles fainted, but Sawyer managed to catch the future mother of his children in his strong, sexy, golden tanned arms before she hit the ground.

And just when you thought things couldn't get any weirder, the twice-dead Shannon started screaming about the drool Fluffy was getting all over her outfit! She was still alive! Shannon just couldn't seem to die. Especially when everyone realized the 6 rifles rounds had actually hit poor, innocent Steve.

but steve, being the prepared-for-everything sort of guy, was wearing his bullet proof vest, he picked up a single noose and hung all 6 of the french 8@$+@12|)$ in a single swoop

Steve couldnt stand this steve-killing meggles any more, so he convinced all the eclairians to finally get going to this damned hatch!!

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....:plotting:

[B]Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...:blank:

[PITAchic]

Steve, are you trying to get me to kill you? :shifty:

10 bucks to the first person who adds some kind of "back to life" medicine to the story and brings him back :blank:

[MasterMinion]

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....

Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...

[B]but that didn't matter, because a polar bear roar came from only a few meters behind them (oh, and i think we need to find a medical hatch, fast). The eclairinas all screamed and rused to get over their make-shift bridge, stampedeing over claudia who had only made it halfway across.

as claudia lay face down on the make shift bridge, she squealed excitedly.

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

[ehsteve]

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....

Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...

but that didn't matter, because a polar bear roar came from only a few meters behind them (oh, and i think we need to find a medical hatch, fast). The eclairinas all screamed and rused to get over their make-shift bridge, stampedeing over claudia who had only made it halfway across.

as claudia lay face down on the make shift bridge, she squealed excitedly.

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

[B]"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign...

Steve, are you trying to get me to kill you? :shifty:


hey i bought them back as ghosts, is that not good enough for you :p:shifty:

[LadyIrina]

Steve, are you trying to get me to kill you? :shifty:

10 bucks to the first person who adds some kind of "back to life" medicine to the story and brings him back :blank:

Yeh, Steve... are you trying to get Meggles and me to kill you? :shifty:
*adds ten more bucks to the back to life medicine-storyline*

[ehsteve]

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

^^^*cough* now what's $20 dollars in pounds at hte current exchange rate?:p

[Jade1021]

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....

Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...

but that didn't matter, because a polar bear roar came from only a few meters behind them (oh, and i think we need to find a medical hatch, fast). The eclairinas all screamed and rused to get over their make-shift bridge, stampedeing over claudia who had only made it halfway across.

as claudia lay face down on the make shift bridge, she squealed excitedly.

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. [B]Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

[LadyIrina]

Jade...
:bowdown: :D :w00t:
*glanced around :shifty: before handing over 20 bucks*

[Jade1021]

Jade...
:bowdown: :D :w00t:
*glanced around :shifty: before handing over 20 bucks*
*slips money in back pocket* Nobody saw that. *does jedi mind trick*:shifty:

[PITAchic]

Thank you, Jade! I was to the point that I was considering killing myself off so I could be with Sawyer still :cool:

I'm at school right now, so I'll try to add on later :)

[ehsteve]

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....

Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...

but that didn't matter, because a polar bear roar came from only a few meters behind them (oh, and i think we need to find a medical hatch, fast). The eclairinas all screamed and rused to get over their make-shift bridge, stampedeing over claudia who had only made it halfway across.

as claudia lay face down on the make shift bridge, she squealed excitedly.

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

[B]the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

[PITAchic]

oh, and on the way, shannon got struck by lightning, caught fire and ran, burning head-to-toe into the jungle... and no one noticed this time. Not even Sayid, who was busy falling in love with some random red-shirt that had joined the big-ass group at one point.

So, FINALLY, the EClairians and co. were getting close to the hatch... Or so they thought.

Suddenly, Claire gave out a high-pitched scream from a bit ahead. "They're tryin' to hurt mah baaaaybeeee!" She howled, and everyone blinked and ran forward. They found her standing with Ethan.

"Who's trying to hurt your baby?" Tox asked, looking around.

"Oh, no one." Claire smiled. "What I meant to say was, we've come across one of the island's many cliffs." Everyone looked past her, and they were indeed standing on the edge of a cliff. Tox rolled her eyes and died "And there doesn't seem to be any way across to the other side," Claire concluded cheerfully.

Amazingly, all of the EClairians who weren't hacking up their lungs reached around their waists and pulled out 2 nooses apiece! WOW, those EClairians sure were prepared!

Locke managed to make a working rope bridge using all the nooses, some of the Lostie women's braided leg hair, and several extra Jesus Sticks © that Eko always carried with him.

"Hmm," said Locke. "Now all we need is something heavy and strong to toss over to the other side of this cliff in order to secure the rope. What do we have thats heavy, strong, and would stay put on the other side of this gorge if we flung it?"

Everyone scratched their heads and looked at....

... Charlie, who was still dragged along by eerie twins. "Maybe he is not heave enough, but he's the only thing we've got" Irina said reluctanctly.

"Pffff, we don't have time (and enough peanut butter) to fatten him" Ana and Erica norted in unision. Then they heard somene clearing throat and saying with deep passion" I have an idea" Nick was standing next to Gabs grinning from ear to ear. "and what kind of idea is that?" asked Ali, warily.

Nick puffed his chest [which was covered by his long hair.] "My idea is that... I should become a Mod!" He giggled. "And then I shall use my Modly powers to secure the rope!" Everyone sighed as the boy's eyes glazed over and he retreated within his head.

"Er, anyway." Erica cleared her throat and pointed a coffee-stained finger at St. Jack of Ass. "You! Make yourself useful and float over to the other side to tie down the rope." Jack's eyes popped out of his head at the chance to play his heroic role, so he snatched the EClairian-made rope and started his short flight over the canyon.

Eight minutes later (Jack had stopped halfway across to cry over his fear of heights), the bridge was set. Now, who would go across first?

Steve stepped forward, "i volounteer" he paused "that sawyer go first, if he wants to help meggles, he should check the bridge is safe"

"Alright shortstuff" he stepped onto the bridge "i will go" and he strutted half way across, but slipped on the wet planks (wet from jack's tears of course) and fell to his death

Meggles cried her eyes out at the loss of the father of her unborn child, but to her slight pleasure, was joined by a ghostly figure of both Sawyer and Shannon. Surely steve can't kill them any more....

Bert, shocked by these recent events walked over to the ghost figure of sawyer and put a hand through his chest, hoping to feel something.."Oh.." She pulled a face obviously upset. She was going to boast about touching Sawyer to all the sawyer lovers...

but that didn't matter, because a polar bear roar came from only a few meters behind them (oh, and i think we need to find a medical hatch, fast). The eclairinas all screamed and rused to get over their make-shift bridge, stampedeing over claudia who had only made it halfway across.

as claudia lay face down on the make shift bridge, she squealed excitedly.

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....
[B]
Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! :w00t: *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!! :shock:

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled :giggle:. So that's what he was after the whole time? :eh: "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....



(You're on my hit list, Steve ;) )

[_Erica_]

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach :rolleyes: Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...

[LadyIrina]

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...
"I hope you don't include the wonder that is Sawyer and our hero; Ethan, into 'useless'?" She considered it for a little while. "Sawyer and Ethan might be a little bloody after both being shot every now and then, but useless? I think not!"
She then pointed towards the jungle. "Onwards towards the Hatch! Ethan will lead the way!"

Ethan peered over Claire's shoulder. "I will?"

[ehsteve]

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...

"I hope you don't include the wonder that is Sawyer and our hero; Ethan, into 'useless'?" She considered it for a little while. "Sawyer and Ethan might be a little bloody after both being shot every now and then, but useless? I think not!"
She then pointed towards the jungle. "Onwards towards the Hatch! Ethan will lead the way!"

Ethan peered over Claire's shoulder. "I will?"

they all took a last glance at steve, when Ali asked

"what is that behind henry?" she pointed at the shaddowy figure behind the ghost,

and in the blink of an eye, the ghostly henry was hanging on a transparrent ghostly noose, and steve was saved!

the shadowy figure walked forward into the light cast by the illuminated sign, and it was....steve? how? steve was right there, by henry's hanging ghost, which was the real steve?

locke grabbed both steves and tied them both to a tree, then questioned them "who is the real steve?" locke asked
"I am!" they both shouted

there was only one thing they could do, and out of thin air, scooby, shaggy, fred, velma and daphne appeard. "Time to solve this mystery" fred said and pulled the face of one of the steves, and pulled off a mask to reveal....."scott? how? i thought you were hanging in a tree, back there" fred said.
"nope" scott said, and noone had another thought on it

"come on" a random redshirt said "the hatch is right there! lets go!"

so, scott and steve were OK, and back in the group, the Scooby gang were hanging from a tree (hey, every other random cameo character has been hanged, they are no exception) henry's ghost was hanging and sawyer was alive, surely steve couldnt kill him again....or could he? :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...

"I hope you don't include the wonder that is Sawyer and our hero; Ethan, into 'useless'?" She considered it for a little while. "Sawyer and Ethan might be a little bloody after both being shot every now and then, but useless? I think not!"
She then pointed towards the jungle. "Onwards towards the Hatch! Ethan will lead the way!"

Ethan peered over Claire's shoulder. "I will?"

they all took a last glance at steve, when Ali asked

"what is that behind henry?" she pointed at the shaddowy figure behind the ghost,

and in the blink of an eye, the ghostly henry was hanging on a transparrent ghostly noose, and steve was saved!

the shadowy figure walked forward into the light cast by the illuminated sign, and it was....steve? how? steve was right there, by henry's hanging ghost, which was the real steve?

locke grabbed both steves and tied them both to a tree, then questioned them "who is the real steve?" locke asked
"I am!" they both shouted

there was only one thing they could do, and out of thin air, scooby, shaggy, fred, velma and daphne appeard. "Time to solve this mystery" fred said and pulled the face of one of the steves, and pulled off a mask to reveal....."scott? how? i thought you were hanging in a tree, back there" fred said.
"nope" scott said, and noone had another thought on it

"come on" a random redshirt said "the hatch is right there! lets go!"

so, scott and steve were OK, and back in the group, the Scooby gang were hanging from a tree (hey, every other random cameo character has been hanged, they are no exception) henry's ghost was hanging and sawyer was alive, surely steve couldnt kill him again....or could he?

Considering steve's frantic Sawyer fascination, they couldn't be sure he wouldn't at least try again. Was it jealousy that drove steve to these frantic efforts? Was it Sawyer or Meggles that was the object of his obssession? Did they even want to know? :raspberry

"Nobody loves me, and I'm the herooo!" Ghostly St Jack cried heart-achingly. (Or, he thought he was, but was in reality only all red and choked up. Again.)

Ethan cleared his throat and pointed a thumb over at some shrubbery. "Excuse me, crazy people? But, ah, I think that's the medical hatch over there..."

[ehsteve]

'OMG! look!' she screamed, pointing a few meters below them. hovering in mid air, was an electric lighted dhama symbol, a pink flashing arrow pointing in the direction of a cave, weilding a sign saying 'DHARMA MEDICAL HATCH NO.2'.

"hatch number 2?" the phantom sawyer said "good enough for me, maybe there will be some sort of back-to-life medicine there" he said hopefully

"i wouldnt count on it, cause the last time i saw a back-to-life medicine, it wasnt in a medical hatch" the persisterntly annoying doctor pointed out

"yeah, well a man can hope!" spat sawyer
"well maybe hoping isnt good enough!" replied the poulter-doctor
"were not the only ones who want to get to this medical hatch, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!" poked in Locke
"well we need to get there if we have any hope of getting back to life, idiot!" shannon's ghost snapped
"theresa falls up the stairs, theresa falls down the stairs...." the newly appeared ghost of boone said
"boone? when the hell did you get here??".......

meanwhile whilst the ghosts and locke were arguing, the eclairians, with their goal in sight, walked off towards the illuminated sign. Claudia looked down once more into the chasum past the Dharma illumanted sign to Sawyer's body. Wait a second...was that movment? The other EClairians could hear her muttering and right away Meggles and Irina squeeeed for joy.

But if Sawyer's alive down there who's the ghost? The ghost took off the mask only to reveal Henery Gale. "But we left you down in the hatch?", Locke exclaimed in surprise, "This wasn't how it was supposed to happen!" Henry Gale quikly responded, "Sure but the last time you gave me water was a week ago."

the girls were dancing with joy, when suddenly a rumble was heard form the valley! a landslide! tonnes of rocks hurlting down, and covering sawyer's twitching body, yep, he was dead now.....

Except- oh, look at that! The rocks were made of styrofoam! How nifty! Sawyer pushed them off easily, and climbed up what seemed to be conveniently placed nooks in the cliff wall. Meggles was so happy, so ran into his waiting arms! *cue makeout session*

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...

"I hope you don't include the wonder that is Sawyer and our hero; Ethan, into 'useless'?" She considered it for a little while. "Sawyer and Ethan might be a little bloody after both being shot every now and then, but useless? I think not!"
She then pointed towards the jungle. "Onwards towards the Hatch! Ethan will lead the way!"

Ethan peered over Claire's shoulder. "I will?"

they all took a last glance at steve, when Ali asked

"what is that behind henry?" she pointed at the shaddowy figure behind the ghost,

and in the blink of an eye, the ghostly henry was hanging on a transparrent ghostly noose, and steve was saved!

the shadowy figure walked forward into the light cast by the illuminated sign, and it was....steve? how? steve was right there, by henry's hanging ghost, which was the real steve?

locke grabbed both steves and tied them both to a tree, then questioned them "who is the real steve?" locke asked
"I am!" they both shouted

there was only one thing they could do, and out of thin air, scooby, shaggy, fred, velma and daphne appeard. "Time to solve this mystery" fred said and pulled the face of one of the steves, and pulled off a mask to reveal....."scott? how? i thought you were hanging in a tree, back there" fred said.
"nope" scott said, and noone had another thought on it

"come on" a random redshirt said "the hatch is right there! lets go!"

so, scott and steve were OK, and back in the group, the Scooby gang were hanging from a tree (hey, every other random cameo character has been hanged, they are no exception) henry's ghost was hanging and sawyer was alive, surely steve couldnt kill him again....or could he?

Considering steve's frantic Sawyer fascination, they couldn't be sure he wouldn't at least try again. Was it jealousy that drove steve to these frantic efforts? Was it Sawyer or Meggles that was the object of his obssession? Did they even want to know?

"Nobody loves me, and I'm the herooo!" Ghostly St Jack cried heart-achingly. (Or, he thought he was, but was in reality only all red and choked up. Again.)

Ethan cleared his throat and pointed a thumb over at some shrubbery. "Excuse me, crazy people? But, ah, I think that's the medical hatch over there..."

ok, now they were finally there, they all trotted merrily over to the medical hatch, when who else but Rousseau appeared!! her neck was red, so apparently she had escaped the noose "you need ot come with me...i've found something whihc may be of importance to you"

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties

[MasterMinion]

Suddenly, out of nowhere, the ghost of Henry, mad at being ignored, flipped out and grabbed Steve, holding him hostage!!!

"He's mine, now! Scott is mine!" Henry giggled . So that's what he was after the whole time? "You'll never get him back!"

The EClairians were torn; should they leave Steve and finally go into the medical hatch, or do they waste more precious time to save him? And really, how much harm could a ghost do?

Shrugging, Eri muttered something about the Eristeve and announced....

...Henry, you loser! That's Steve, Scott is DEAD... or on the beach Henry gave her a ghostly, jackish look, he was about to cry Doctor style. "Fine!" Eri snapped, take him... who needs men anyway? Bloody useless...." Irina glared at her twin and asked...

"I hope you don't include the wonder that is Sawyer and our hero; Ethan, into 'useless'?" She considered it for a little while. "Sawyer and Ethan might be a little bloody after both being shot every now and then, but useless? I think not!"
She then pointed towards the jungle. "Onwards towards the Hatch! Ethan will lead the way!"

Ethan peered over Claire's shoulder. "I will?"

they all took a last glance at steve, when Ali asked

"what is that behind henry?" she pointed at the shaddowy figure behind the ghost,

and in the blink of an eye, the ghostly henry was hanging on a transparrent ghostly noose, and steve was saved!

the shadowy figure walked forward into the light cast by the illuminated sign, and it was....steve? how? steve was right there, by henry's hanging ghost, which was the real steve?

locke grabbed both steves and tied them both to a tree, then questioned them "who is the real steve?" locke asked
"I am!" they both shouted

there was only one thing they could do, and out of thin air, scooby, shaggy, fred, velma and daphne appeard. "Time to solve this mystery" fred said and pulled the face of one of the steves, and pulled off a mask to reveal....."scott? how? i thought you were hanging in a tree, back there" fred said.
"nope" scott said, and noone had another thought on it

"come on" a random redshirt said "the hatch is right there! lets go!"

so, scott and steve were OK, and back in the group, the Scooby gang were hanging from a tree (hey, every other random cameo character has been hanged, they are no exception) henry's ghost was hanging and sawyer was alive, surely steve couldnt kill him again....or could he?

Considering steve's frantic Sawyer fascination, they couldn't be sure he wouldn't at least try again. Was it jealousy that drove steve to these frantic efforts? Was it Sawyer or Meggles that was the object of his obssession? Did they even want to know?

"Nobody loves me, and I'm the herooo!" Ghostly St Jack cried heart-achingly. (Or, he thought he was, but was in reality only all red and choked up. Again.)

Ethan cleared his throat and pointed a thumb over at some shrubbery. "Excuse me, crazy people? But, ah, I think that's the medical hatch over there..."

ok, now they were finally there, they all trotted merrily over to the medical hatch, when who else but Rousseau appeared!! her neck was red, so apparently she had escaped the noose "you need ot come with me...i've found something whihc may be of importance to you"

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

[_Erica_]

"Nobody loves me, and I'm the herooo!" Ghostly St Jack cried heart-achingly. (Or, he thought he was, but was in reality only all red and choked up. Again.)

Ethan cleared his throat and pointed a thumb over at some shrubbery. "Excuse me, crazy people? But, ah, I think that's the medical hatch over there..."

ok, now they were finally there, they all trotted merrily over to the medical hatch, when who else but Rousseau appeared!! her neck was red, so apparently she had escaped the noose "you need ot come with me...i've found something whihc may be of importance to you"

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...

[MasterMinion]

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

[ehsteve]

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

[capnlou]

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

[_Erica_]

"danielle, what is it, this is very important here!" sayid said
"you must come!"
"just tell us!"
"you have to......" she was cut off because....she had a knife through her chest... they all looked around to see what it was, it was WALT! and he was holding about a dozen knives! this was not good! walt went crazy! "!ecalp siht evael !yawa og" and began throwing knives, one caught sawyer on the arm, one hit kate in the leg, one grazed ice on the cheek, one hit steve in the thigh and one passed straight through ghostly jack, they all ran a few metres back, and went to examine the casualties.

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

[chair]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

[Nokoolaidforme]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

[capnlou]

Kools, must be said, :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

Best entry in a long time!

[ehsteve]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

5 minutes later, the eclairans knew that french fries could be just as deadly as a noose OR a goostick! charlie was no longer recognisable, jus a bloody pulp on the floor... he will never be seen again....except of course when the eclairians need someone to hang

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

[_Erica_]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

5 minutes later, the eclairans knew that french fries could be just as deadly as a noose OR a goostick! charlie was no longer recognisable, jus a bloody pulp on the floor... he will never be seen again....except of course when the eclairians need someone to hang

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

[capnlou]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

5 minutes later, the eclairans knew that french fries could be just as deadly as a noose OR a goostick! charlie was no longer recognisable, jus a bloody pulp on the floor... he will never be seen again....except of course when the eclairians need someone to hang

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic:rolleyes: ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

[_Erica_]

'My arm, My arm!' cried sawyer, rolling over in pain.
'My body, my body!' screamed jack, sitting in a puddle (of tears)
the eclairians looked at him strangley, injuries forgotten.
'I thought you were a ghost ... you cant ... feel' said eri suspiciously.
Jack blushed and muttered something about only wanting to be loved and liking attention.

Gabs rolled her eyes, (as the rest of EClaireians) then yawned. " I think it's napping time" Squid said winking at Locke. "Napping time is my destiny" He responed looking straight into... Jack's ghostly eyes.

Jack motivated by that, tried to do something heroic and start fire, but he only put on fire himself. While EClaireians were enjoying the show Erica...was trying to imagine herself in a tutu. It would be pink ... and sparkly. Yeah, ver sparkly. Eri's eyes twinkled just at thinking of it. And she would prance about in it, with her fairy wings and wand, being all nice and kissing Jack ... NICE? KISSING JACK? someone had been other-watered ...

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

5 minutes later, the eclairans knew that french fries could be just as deadly as a noose OR a goostick! charlie was no longer recognisable, jus a bloody pulp on the floor... he will never be seen again....except of course when the eclairians need someone to hang

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

[AliCat]

Ali poked erica, who was now drooling other water...."oh for heaven's sake....LOOK" she pointed "HATCH....THERE....LETS....GO!!!" at the there was a huge groan and everyone got up from their naps(very short naps at that)- Squiddy had to be pried from locke with a goostick - but the all got up and walked to the hatch

"right, now to open it"locke said, putting his hand on the door
"oh come on baldy, it's not that hard" sawyer stepped forward and janked the door.....it stayed shut.....he janked it again....nothing.....

"what do we do now?" locke screamed "it's our destiny to do this! destiny dammi...."

but he was interrupted by CBTWW, he came running in throwing knives all over the place. including several hundred into the hatch door, which with hundreds of holes in it now, bucked under hte wait of several redshirts whi jumped on it to avoid a knife thrown in their direction

everyone jumbed in the hatch, except locke who stayed outside, grabbed walt and tied him to a tree "!!!OG em tel !ekcol .rm !!!og em tel" he sreamed
"not until you learn not to run with knives" locke said to him and the final member of the EClairians climbed into the hatch....

It was dark, too dark to see, what were they to do?
"I know" shouted Ana L, (is she still around?) "We can shoot everything!"
"How is that going to help us see?" Irina asked, it was Sayid who answered,
"I can triangulate the sound waves that come off the ricecheing bullets to discover the dimensions of the hatch and the amount of contents inside..." His 'amazing' theory was cut short as a light came on. All the EClairians and Lostaways turned around to see Lou standing next to a lightswitch..."Idiots" she muttered to herself.

With all the EClairians laughing at Ana L and Sayid they all turned around to see...

... Scooby Doo running straight to them "A clue, a clue" he exclaimed staring at the EClaireian pappy. " What is that dog on and about?" Spoke Kools in quite so sober voice. Then they heard a sound... of frog laugh? No, wait, that was Charlie trying to laugh evilly. He was shutting the hatch door and screamed "Now, I'm the hero! And a bloody rock god! I will save you... later"
Irina poked a wall with her goostick " So, um..it's like he locked us here so he can play a hero and save us?"

"ha ha ha, that is what it would appear to be!" exclaimed charlie who was standing behind Homie_Dude.
"but didn't you just close the door, from the outside?" questioned Ali.
"Yes" charlie said abruptly while rubbing his nose.
"how will we get out?!!!!!" screamed jack slowly flooding the hatch with tears.
"we must move quickly, at the rate he's windging we only have 108 minutes" said locke rushing towards the other end of the hatch.

Locke rushed towards the end of the hatch, but suddenly haulted. He stood in awe, as he saw a penny. The penny glimmered for a moment.

And Locke now understood it, its fate that brought him to this penny. The penny was meant to be here.

Jack stopped crying as Kate and Ana flashed him. Their great orbs of truth subsided Jacks frustration, and ceased the flooding. Everyone was over joyed, Jack just saw boob, Locke was making out with the hatch wall, and Kate and Ana started battling each other with stares of stupidity. Everything was starting to calm down..

Charlie started inching there way towards the exit, but as he tip-toes backwards, he bumps into someone. It's Ethan!!

And hes got french fries.

5 minutes later, the eclairans knew that french fries could be just as deadly as a noose OR a goostick! charlie was no longer recognisable, jus a bloody pulp on the floor... he will never be seen again....except of course when the eclairians need someone to hang

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find...

[Jade1021]

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden...

[AliCat]

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

[nightskiesfading]

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

It took forever to read all that..hope you don't mind me adding a small peice of contribution :blank:

[_Erica_]

right....now the eclairians were knee deep in tears and locked in a hatch, and meggles was still sick, and many o the eclairians sustaining knife and noose wounds. now what to do

"i think we should find the medicine soon" locke pointed out "and i think it will be in that room marked "medicine room" he pointed at the door with the glowing sign above it

"way to point out the obvious mount baldy!" sawyer snapped, holding his knife wound, and bleeding a lot

so they all shuffled into the medicine room, which turned out to be quite large, and the walls were all lined with refrigerators

"i know what to do from here" Ethan stepped forward, as he whipped out his lab coat and keys, opened a refrigerator, took and syringe and a bottle of vaccine, but as he walked towards meggles, "Wait! don't do that" shouted......

... ghostly Jack, of course. " I'm the hero here, it's my role! He shouted "You can't just take it away from me, from the group."
Jack pointed at EClaireians, who were very too busy trying to break into cabinet with Other-water suply to even notice his speech.
"And, besides all of that" Jack countinued putting his Superman suit on "You haven't wash your hands..."
Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said...

[chair]

Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall:nod:) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at......

[ehsteve]

Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

[LadyIrina]

Ethan stared at Jack for a moment, then blinked and...

...pulled out a ghost busting machine from Jack's own Jackpack (how ironic ). Jack saw the deliverer of his doom and began to cry.
"Shutup!" Commanded Ethan, "If I hear one more sound out of your wingeing mouth I am going to kill a harmless kitten, and for every sound you make after that, I'll kill another and another and another, and Jack...I'll ghostbust you last." Jack immediately shutup, and it was good.

In the meantime Locke and Homie Dude found a small hatch in the corridor floor. " Shouldn't we be with the rest of the group?" Homie dudu asked in trembling voice, his face was all yellow. " Right now this is our priority" Locke answered rubbing his bald head.

His little minion brought an axe and they opened hatch within two minutes. "That was easy and noone died, my Nig..." before Homie dude could finish, he stumled over axe laying on the floor and fell right into the hole screaming something about beaches....

Hearing screams evil twins came to see what was going on, the first thing they saw was hatch door with "Island Sacrificies Hole" sign on it.

"Um, John?" Irina asked looking at Locke,w ho was sitting in the corner with a bowl in his hands. No response
"I bet he is preparing new rendered animal fat" she whispered...
"Don't tell me what I can't do" He yelled in response.
"Ok, John" Erica joined conversation " so, the island demanded new measure of idiots and animal fat drink, huh?"

"Wait!" Came the sound of a shaky, whiny man-voice from down the hall. "Wait, I'll save him!" Swiftly floating down the corridor, Ghost Jack dived into the still-open "Island Sacrifices Hole" into which all of his tears had spilled, draining the rapidly flooding room and making it safer for everyone. As Ghost Jack drifted down, the whispery sound of, "Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole, Ghost Jack goes down the hole, Ghost Jack comes up the hole..." drifted to the ears of Locke.

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

"Technically," Irina began and pulled out a thick pile of papers, "according to this script, we belong to the crazed people writing this."

Zeke had to think about that for a while.

While he was thinking, the twins wandered over and placed a noose around his neck and tugged him along. "Can we keep him? We wanna play hangman! All work and no fun makes Ethan's Evil Twins... dangerous."

Ethan blinked. "I got relatives?" He did a little happy dance. "I'm finally getting a present this christmas!

[MasterMinion]

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

"Technically," Irina began and pulled out a thick pile of papers, "according to this script, we belong to the crazed people writing this."

Zeke had to think about that for a while.

While he was thinking, the twins wandered over and placed a noose around his neck and tugged him along. "Can we keep him? We wanna play hangman! All work and no fun makes Ethan's Evil Twins... dangerous."

Ethan blinked. "I got relatives?" He did a little happy dance. "I'm finally getting a present this christmas!

It was then Claire's turn to blink ethan-style. She swallowed trying to hold back the tears, 'you mean,' she gasped, 'you haven't gotten those sweaters i knitted for you, and have benn sending you each christmas for the last five years?'

Ethan looked guilty and quickly hid a length of green woll behind his back. 'Ummm ... nooo ...'

But he was interupted by Meg. 'Guys ... you should all see this ...'

[ehsteve]

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

"Technically," Irina began and pulled out a thick pile of papers, "according to this script, we belong to the crazed people writing this."

Zeke had to think about that for a while.

While he was thinking, the twins wandered over and placed a noose around his neck and tugged him along. "Can we keep him? We wanna play hangman! All work and no fun makes Ethan's Evil Twins... dangerous."

Ethan blinked. "I got relatives?" He did a little happy dance. "I'm finally getting a present this christmas!

It was then Claire's turn to blink ethan-style. She swallowed trying to hold back the tears, 'you mean,' she gasped, 'you haven't gotten those sweaters i knitted for you, and have benn sending you each christmas for the last five years?'

Ethan looked guilty and quickly hid a length of green woll behind his back. 'Ummm ... nooo ...'

But he was interupted by Meg. 'Guys ... you should all see this ...' she was pointing to sawyer's arm, he was unconcious again, his arm really bleeding quite badly, and jack's salty tears getting into the cut can't really be making it ainy better now could it....

"sand back!" said ....bernard? what could he do? when he whipped out a dentists tool, drilll and needle and thread. he tore sawyer's cut a bit with the tool, then used the heat from the drill to clot the blood in the cut, and with the needle and thread he closed the cut up....good as new, except that sawyer had been unconcious underwater in jack's tears for two minutes now. they hoisted him up onto a table...he wasnt breathing...what could they do?

[_Erica_]

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

"Technically," Irina began and pulled out a thick pile of papers, "according to this script, we belong to the crazed people writing this."

Zeke had to think about that for a while.

While he was thinking, the twins wandered over and placed a noose around his neck and tugged him along. "Can we keep him? We wanna play hangman! All work and no fun makes Ethan's Evil Twins... dangerous."

Ethan blinked. "I got relatives?" He did a little happy dance. "I'm finally getting a present this christmas!

It was then Claire's turn to blink ethan-style. She swallowed trying to hold back the tears, 'you mean,' she gasped, 'you haven't gotten those sweaters i knitted for you, and have benn sending you each christmas for the last five years?'

Ethan looked guilty and quickly hid a length of green woll behind his back. 'Ummm ... nooo ...'

But he was interupted by Meg. 'Guys ... you should all see this ...' she was pointing to sawyer's arm, he was unconcious again, his arm really bleeding quite badly, and jack's salty tears getting into the cut can't really be making it ainy better now could it....

"sand back!" said ....bernard? what could he do? when he whipped out a dentists tool, drilll and needle and thread. he tore sawyer's cut a bit with the tool, then used the heat from the drill to clot the blood in the cut, and with the needle and thread he closed the cut up....good as new, except that sawyer had been unconcious underwater in jack's tears for two minutes now. they hoisted him up onto a table...he wasnt breathing...what could they do?

While Meg was doing CPR to the victim of Steve's one tracked-mind, Gabs started pulling her spork army out of her pocket. " That's it Zeke! This means war! and you know what? You're banned- permanenly!" Zeke's face turned red " But, whyyyy? What did I do?" He started crying " I've ALWAYS used the button!! Whyyyyy? You can't bann me, I have friends ya know?!"
Evil Twins exchanged meanfull looks, then grabbed Otherpompons and started dancing and singing
" Why can't we be friends?
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya ’round for a long long time
Why can't we be friends?
I kinda I kinda I kinda like to be the president
Why can't we be friends? "
Hearing this Zeke run away from the room leaving the door wide open. When he was ten feets away he screamed over his shoulder...

[LadyIrina]

"NO!" he shouted insanely. "It's MY DESTINY!" And he slammed the lid down on the Island Sacrifices Hole, forever sealing Homie Dude and Ghost Jack in the depths of the Island, making the world safer for all the EClairians!

"I knew I would be the hero," said Locke. "It was in the script the whole time. JJ told me that *I* was the white, and Jack was the dark. Only, see, I couldn't tell anyone that, so I had to act creepy and weird during the whole season this year." Then Locke gave one of his patented Creepy Wrinkly Man Grins (TM), patted Eri and Iri on the back, and walked off to the medical room where Gabs, Squiddy, Raven, and Ali were all clapping and cheering at the top of their lungs.

He got there just in time to see Ethan giving Meggles her dose of Dharma Brand Get-Better Fast Medicine (TM), only to find that the bottle had an expiration date that read, "Best if stocked by Jan 97."

Megg looked down disapointed. "There must be somthing else we can do?", the other EClairians thought out loud. Sayid's eyes narrowed, "I'll bet Sawyer has some is his stash!" "Hold on Aupu, you want to play cowboys and indians? Do I have to remind you that I have all of the guns?", Sawyer retorted.

Just then Sun ran in from her herb garden with a giant plant no one had ever seen before!

"If you use this plant along with your expired medicine, you will be able to cure all of the sickness!" Sun exclaimed as she rushed into the room.

"What sort of plant is it?" asked Ethan who was, of course, a doctor, and needed this sort of information in order to cure his patients.

"I am not sure, I have never seen it before," said Sun. "It looks sort of like a cross between a cactus and a coconut, but is sort of shaped like a pineapple. Whatever it is, it is sure to have healing properties unique to this Island of Mystery." Then Sun put the plant into Ice's hands and backflipped 16 times out of the hatch. The EClairians knew she was headed back to the beach, because occasionally they would hear, "Heeee-yah!" coming from that direction.

"Alright then, everyone," said Dr. Rom, "I will begin to prepare this cactus/pineapple/coconut plant the way my Mother taught me, and her Mother taught her, and Ali, I'll teach you last."

Just then, someone they never expected to EVER see again appeared.

"You can't handle that plant like that, what are you, and idiot?!?!"

"ARZT?" exclaimed all the EClairians, "What are YOU doing here?"

And he said...

"I'm back from the dead! Using Locke's rendered animal fat glue I peiced myself together...except one peice.." He said pointing to the whole where his nose used to be. "Jack just had to have that one peice of me still on him...."

EClarians all stared in awe at the resurected Artz as he walked over to Ethan and stood triumphantly. "I am a simple teacher, but even I have the knowledge to know that's not really a healing plant! It's a...."

"And why are we listening to Mr. Dynamite anyway?" Sawyer scowled, putting hand around Meg's shoulder.
"Because I'm a damn high school science teacher, you moron" Ghostly Arzt snapped back. " Does that mean I can't shoot him?" Ana was sad, really sad. That was first time in her life, she couldn't solve the problem by shooting it, pulling the trigger was her thing, just like 'blah' was Meg's... Tiger ain't change its stipes, Ana ain't change her hobby.

Smelling blood ( and cheese) on the wind Tox said..."We need to get out of here.......RUN!"

the EClairiens ran as fast as they could pushing as many red-shirts as they could and trampeling them to death. After 5 minutes of running they found themselves in a dark room. Squid slammed the door behind him and flicked the padlock.

the EClairiens panted fo a moment befor chair stood ,up his head almost scraping the roof (as he was almost 8 foot tall) and flicked the light switch.

The EClairiens stared in amazment at the room, it was a huge octagonal room with the dharma logo on the floor, and in the middle ofthe floor, right on the "R" was a small round table with a pile of cheese and a small vial of blood

"i knew that would get you here" said zeke, who was leaing out of a small glass window on the wall, "now you're mine!"

"Technically," Irina began and pulled out a thick pile of papers, "according to this script, we belong to the crazed people writing this."

Zeke had to think about that for a while.

While he was thinking, the twins wandered over and placed a noose around his neck and tugged him along. "Can we keep him? We wanna play hangman! All work and no fun makes Ethan's Evil Twins... dangerous."

Ethan blinked. "I got relatives?" He did a little happy dance. "I'm finally getting a present this christmas!

It was then Claire's turn to blink ethan-style. She swallowed trying to hold back the tears, 'you mean,' she gasped, 'you haven't gotten those sweaters i knitted for you, and have benn sending you each christmas for the last five years?'

Ethan looked guilty and quickly hid a length of green woll behind his back. 'Ummm ... nooo ...'

But he was interupted by Meg. 'Guys ... you should all see this ...' she was pointing to sawyer's arm, he was unconcious again, his arm really bleeding quite badly, and jack's salty tears getting into the cut can't really be making it ainy better now could it....

"sand back!" said ....bernard? what could he do? when he whipped out a dentists tool, drilll and needle and thread. he tore sawyer's cut a bit with the tool, then used the heat from the drill to clot the blood in the cut, and with the needle and thread he closed the cut up....good as new, except that sawyer had been unconcious underwater in jack's tears for two minutes now. they hoisted him up onto a table...he wasnt breathing...what could they do?

While Meg was doing CPR to the victim of Steve's one tracked-mind, Gabs started pulling her spork army out of her pocket. " That's it Zeke! This means war! and you know what? You're banned- permanenly!" Zeke's face turned red " But, whyyyy? What did I do?" He started crying " I've ALWAYS used the button!! Whyyyyy? You can't bann me, I have friends ya know?!"
Evil Twins exchanged meanfull looks, then grabbed Otherpompons and started dancing and singing
" Why can't we be friends?
I seen ya I seen ya I seen ya ’round for a long long time
Why can't we be friends?
I kinda I kinda I kinda like to be the president
Why can't we be friends? "
Hearing this Zeke run away from the room leaving the door wide open. When he was ten feets away he screamed over his shoulder... "If you don't push the button, Ghostly St Jack will be released! Hah! You're stuck in this place forever!"

The dread spread through the EClairians, having celebrated their freedom from the moist medical genius, and was only mildly comforted by Locke and his fan club offering to take the first shift.
That was when the evil Twins saw it!
Tox was curled up in a corner, petting a photo of the damp doc while mumbling to herself; "And when he chokes up and cries... Oh, I get all hot and bothered and-"

"We gotta get out of here," Irina exclaimed in horror. "This place is doing funny things to our heads!"

"I got goo in my eye," said...

[Toxic]

The dread spread through the EClairians, having celebrated their freedom from the moist medical genius, and was only mildly comforted by Locke and his fan club offering to take the first shift.
That was when the evil Twins saw it!
Tox was curled up in a corner, petting a photo of the damp doc while mumbling to herself; "And when he chokes up and cries... Oh, I get all hot and bothered and-"

"We gotta get out of here," Irina exclaimed in horror. "This place is doing funny things to our heads!"

"I got goo in my eye," said Megs, poking herself in the eye and showing off the muck proudly. Everyone [who hadn't lost their minds completely as of yet] cringed.

Ali stepped up and snatched the Goostick from Meggles. "Perhaps you shouldn't add to the damage, dear." She turned back to the group. "All right, guys. We've got a big problem at hand, and it isn't going to solve itself. So, any suggestions as to how we're going to get out of here?"

Before anyone could reply, a loud crash echoed through the room. Erica peered around a desk to find Tox atop a pile of boxes, chewing on something. "Hey, what's that?" She picked up the drooled-on, hippie Ken doll. "Where'd this come from?" She shrugged, not waiting for a reply, and tossed the doll across the room. "FETCH!"

Tox raced after it, but as the Ken bounced off a bookshelf, the floor shook and the wall shifted to reveal a secret passage.

"The island. Has given us. A sign." Locke breathed in awe before ditching the button to lead the pack through the dark tunnel.

Sighing, and with nothing better to do [also, for plot advancement...], the EClairians and co. followed.

[_Erica_]

The dread spread through the EClairians, having celebrated their freedom from the moist medical genius, and was only mildly comforted by Locke and his fan club offering to take the first shift.
That was when the evil Twins saw it!
Tox was curled up in a corner, petting a photo of the damp doc while mumbling to herself; "And when he chokes up and cries... Oh, I get all hot and bothered and-"

"We gotta get out of here," Irina exclaimed in horror. "This place is doing funny things to our heads!"

"I got goo in my eye," said Megs, poking herself in the eye and showing off the muck proudly. Everyone [who hadn't lost their minds completely as of yet] cringed.

Ali stepped up and snatched the Goostick from Meggles. "Perhaps you shouldn't add to the damage, dear." She turned back to the group. "All right, guys. We've got a big problem at hand, and it isn't going to solve itself. So, any suggestions as to how we're going to get out of here?"

Before anyone could reply, a loud crash echoed through the room. Erica peered around a desk to find Tox atop a pile of boxes, chewing on something. "Hey, what's that?" She picked up the drooled-on, hippie Ken doll. "Where'd this come from?" She shrugged, not waiting for a reply, and tossed the doll across the room. "FETCH!"

Tox raced after it, but as the Ken bounced off a bookshelf, the floor shook and the wall shifted to reveal a secret passage.

"The island. Has given us. A sign." Locke breathed in awe before ditching the button to lead the pack through the dark tunnel.

Sighing, and with nothing better to do [also, for plot advancement...], the EClairians and co. followed.

They didn't notice that two persons stayed in the room staring at each other with that look in the eye...
"He is mine!" blurted that person standing closer to Ken.
" You wish" the other one barked
" You wanna fight over him?"
" Can't see any pillows around" Steve looked around the room
"That won't be a girly pillow fight, Steve" Kools answered and taking adventage of Steve's distraction he grapped the kenny, blond doll and started running towards the group"

In the meantime, in tunel: EClaireians found...

[AliCat]

The dread spread through the EClairians, having celebrated their freedom from the moist medical genius, and was only mildly comforted by Locke and his fan club offering to take the first shift.
That was when the evil Twins saw it!
Tox was curled up in a corner, petting a photo of the damp doc while mumbling to herself; "And when he chokes up and cries... Oh, I get all hot and bothered and-"

"We gotta get out of here," Irina exclaimed in horror. "This place is doing funny things to our heads!"

"I got goo in my eye," said Megs, poking herself in the eye and showing off the muck proudly. Everyone [who hadn't lost their minds completely as of yet] cringed.

Ali stepped up and snatched the Goostick from Meggles. "Perhaps you shouldn't add to the damage, dear." She turned back to the group. "All right, guys. We've got a big problem at hand, and it isn't going to solve itself. So, any suggestions as to how we're going to get out of here?"

Before anyone could reply, a loud crash echoed through the room. Erica peered around a desk to find Tox atop a pile of boxes, chewing on something. "Hey, what's that?" She picked up the drooled-on, hippie Ken doll. "Where'd this come from?" She shrugged, not waiting for a reply, and tossed the doll across the room. "FETCH!"

Tox raced after it, but as the Ken bounced off a bookshelf, the floor shook and the wall shifted to reveal a secret passage.

"The island. Has given us. A sign." Locke breathed in awe before ditching the button to lead the pack through the dark tunnel.

Sighing, and with nothing better to do [also, for plot advancement...], the EClairians and co. followed.

They didn't notice that two persons stayed in the room staring at each other with that look in the eye...
"He is mine!" blurted that person standing closer to Ken.
" You wish" the other one barked
" You wanna fight over him?"
" Can't see any pillows around" Steve looked around the room
"That won't be a girly pillow fight, Steve" Kools answered and taking adventage of Steve's distraction he grapped the kenny, blond doll and started running towards the group"

In the meantime, in tunel: EClaireians found a door to the outside, FINALLY! Finally, they were on their way out of this seemingly neverending situation. Dr. Rom had Meggles' medicine; Eri and Iri had their sweet, misunderstood brother back; Meggles had Sawyer, who was recovering nicely; Locke had Gabs, Squiddy, and Raven following him *anywhere*; Ali, who had always been power-mad, finally had a group of people following her everywhere and doing everything they were told; and all the EClairians had finally gotten rid of Weepy Ghostly Jack and Unkillable Charlie!

But wait... what was that sound coming from behind them in the tunnel? Where were Steve and Kools?

Oh no! The Hatch had them! What to do? Should someone return and save them from their delusions about Ken? Should they be left behind for the good of the whole group? What if they had the sickness?

WHAT SHOULD THEY DO?

[LadyIrina]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had no shown up.
Megs were on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...

[AliCat]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him...

[ehsteve]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.;)

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure"

[Gabs]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.;)

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

This update dedicated to Mightyabsocke love. ;)

[_Erica_]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have....

[Gabs]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

[_Erica_]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

[Gabs]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

[_Erica_]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's...

[Gabs]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's... so wrong!" Raven exclaimed.

"I didn't know that was physically possible..." Megs muttered. Squid nodded, tentacleslapping Sawyer again for emphasis.

Realizing they were no longer alone, Ethan's Evil Twins looked up. Ethan stepped forward and stared at both of them, who stared back. Finally, seeing no end to the standoff, Claire spoke up.

[_Erica_]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's... so wrong!" Raven exclaimed.

"I didn't know that was physically possible..." Megs muttered. Squid nodded, tentacleslapping Sawyer again for emphasis.

Realizing they were no longer alone, Ethan's Evil Twins looked up. Ethan stepped forward and stared at both of them, who stared back. Finally, seeing no end to the standoff, Claire spoke up.

"Irina, Erica how could you? We are so dissapointed..." She shook her head Twins stopped staring at Ethan, only to exchange knowing looks and spoke (again in complete unison) "We've told you that all job and no fun is not good for us. We figured that before you will get here" they glared at gabs, Locke, Raven, Megs Sawyer and Squid causing another tentackle-smack directed at the Southener " we can have a round or two of biallard." They moved to show everyone the billard table and balls"
"What are they made from?" Locke asked with a suspicious look
"Oranges and rendered animal fat, my idea" Irina grined proudly (as much as she could being an Emu)
"Ekhem" Ali cleared her throad...

[Gabs]

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Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's... so wrong!" Raven exclaimed.

"I didn't know that was physically possible..." Megs muttered. Squid nodded, tentacleslapping Sawyer again for emphasis.

Realizing they were no longer alone, Ethan's Evil Twins looked up. Ethan stepped forward and stared at both of them, who stared back. Finally, seeing no end to the standoff, Claire spoke up.

"Irina, Erica how could you? We are so dissapointed..." She shook her head Twins stopped staring at Ethan, only to exchange knowing looks and spoke (again in complete unison) "We've told you that all job and no fun is not good for us. We figured that before you will get here" they glared at gabs, Locke, Raven, Megs Sawyer and Squid causing another tentackle-smack directed at the Southener " we can have a round or two of biallard." They moved to show everyone the billard table and balls"
"What are they made from?" Locke asked with a suspicious look
"Oranges and rendered animal fat, my idea" Irina grined proudly (as much as she could being an Emu)
"Ekhem" Ali cleared her throad...

"Yeah yeah, we know... we have an adventure to go on. Play with your rendered animal fat later, I want to get this over with already!" Megs said, stamping her foot. Yet again, a slippery tentacle whipped in and smacked Sawyer, this time dead in the face. A hand flew up to clutch his cheek, and he glared at Squid venomously. She once again smiled innocently, and Gabs shrugged as if she had no idea what Sawyer was upset about.

"I'll get you, Ginger. And your little Squid too," Sawyer muttered, grabbing Megs' hand and moving as far from them as possible.

"If we do not start moving, I will kill one of them!" Ethan suddenly yelled.

"Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

[_Erica_]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's... so wrong!" Raven exclaimed.

"I didn't know that was physically possible..." Megs muttered. Squid nodded, tentacleslapping Sawyer again for emphasis.

Realizing they were no longer alone, Ethan's Evil Twins looked up. Ethan stepped forward and stared at both of them, who stared back. Finally, seeing no end to the standoff, Claire spoke up.

"Irina, Erica how could you? We are so dissapointed..." She shook her head Twins stopped staring at Ethan, only to exchange knowing looks and spoke (again in complete unison) "We've told you that all job and no fun is not good for us. We figured that before you will get here" they glared at gabs, Locke, Raven, Megs Sawyer and Squid causing another tentackle-smack directed at the Southener " we can have a round or two of biallard." They moved to show everyone the billard table and balls"
"What are they made from?" Locke asked with a suspicious look
"Oranges and rendered animal fat, my idea" Irina grined proudly (as much as she could being an Emu)
"Ekhem" Ali cleared her throad...

"Yeah yeah, we know... we have an adventure to go on. Play with your rendered animal fat later, I want to get this over with already!" Megs said, stamping her foot. Yet again, a slippery tentacle whipped in and smacked Sawyer, this time dead in the face. A hand flew up to clutch his cheek, and he glared at Squid venomously. She once again smiled innocently, and Gabs shrugged as if she had no idea what Sawyer was upset about.

"I'll get you, Ginger. And your little Squid too," Sawyer muttered, grabbing Megs' hand and moving as far from them as possible.

"If we do not start moving, I will kill one of them!" Ethan suddenly yelled.

"Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

With a fear in the eyes Irina covered the billard balls with her wings, mumbling something about precioussssss...something.
"One of them!" Ethan exclaimed showing everyone the box full of..dust bunnies.
"You wouldn't do that Ethan, would you?" Alison asked as calm as could trying not to show how terryfied she was.
Smacking Sawyer one more time, Squid asked "Can we move on? I have ...things to do. I have to...buy some dog food"

[ehsteve]

Days had passed, and the EClairains were enjoying their peace and quiet on the beach with the Losties. There had been no word from the Hatch, so the battle for the Ken doll was probably not over, and the button was being pushed by... someone, as the ghostly St Jack had not shown up.
Megs was on the road to recovery, Sawyer had no strange near-death experiences lately, and things were good!
Until the morning when a person came stumbling out of the jungle.
It was...Goodwin?

"Goodwin?" Shouted Ana. "What the hell are YOU doing here?" She stood there with her hands on her hips, looking mean and grouchy and... well, like Ana always seemed to look since Ghost Jack had disappeared. And actually, like she'd always looked before that...

"It's... important... I need to talk to Ethan! ...and could someone maybe remove this stake from the area immediately next to my heart? Boy, sure is lucky you didn't get it straight through there, since that's the only way to kill someone infected with the Sickness, you know."

"It would appear as though you have somehow managed to survive a wound that would, to one of us, be fatal," said Sayid, stating the obvious in as technical a way as possible, also as usual.

"Yes," replied Goodwin. "Now, quick, get Ethan! I need a doctor, AND I have to tell him that emma and zack have runny noses!!"

everyone sighed... and Eko, Jesus stick© in one hand, and Goostick® in the other, ran up to Goodwin, raised both his deadly weapons and.....

before he could finish, a ken doll came flying out of the jungle, and landed straight in Goodwin's chest, right next to the stick wound. "you idiots! a runny nose is the first sign of the sickness!"....he died

there was a silence, and everyone looked towards the jungle where Steve and Kools walked out, both covered in bruises, but both had clearly accepted that neither could have their prize. When steve stepped onto the beach, Meggles screamed....Sawyer collapsed....but he was breathing, he couldnt take much more of these....random....injuries.

Ethan walked up, out of Claire's tent and said "well, Zack and Emma have the sickness....looks like time for another adventure."

A gleeful Ali immediately took the lead, rounding up the EClaire Tribe and readying for their newest quest. They were soon ready to set off, but wait... something was missing... three somethings actually, but who's counting, right?

At any rate, the absence of Gabs, Squid, and Locke did not go unnoticed. It didn't take long for the wayward crew to follow the trail of... unusual noises to Locke's tent. They all stared, but none dared interrupt for fear of what might happen. Squid could beat them with her tentacles... or maybe Locke would throw his knives at them... or worse yet, Gabs may permaban everyone!

"Well," Ali said hesitantly, "as Locke might say, the island demands sacrifices."

"No way. I'm not going anywhere near there!" Meggles said immediately. Ali began looking around the group, wonder who she could send over to retrieve the three.

"You know, we could just leave them here," Raven said, quite unsure of how and why she WASN'T involved in... whatever was going on in the tent. Suddenly, she had a brilliant idea. "Actually, let's do that! You guys go on ahead, I'll go to the tent and tell them that we're stayin behind. We'll catch up. Maybe..." With an evil laugh, she ran for the tent.

"That just ain't right..." Sawyer muttered.

"I thought I was supposed to be having the babies here!" Megs added. Ali patted her hand soothingly.

"Do that later. Right now, we have work to do!"

"Stay out of this, Sassafras!" Sawyer looked at Ali " Me and a little lady have some work to do, but it ain't involves the rest of you" He grinned at Meggles. Then, not waiting for an answer they both disappeared behing a tree...

"That's just lovely" Eri roared " A few more andwe will end up with hatch full of smelly, teething little others..." Irina added. They both sighed in unision and wandered off into the jungle mumbling something about doing all the dirrty job and having no fun.

Looking at them, Ali said "We gonna have.... a reproduction problem on our hands if we don't stop this. And we still have another adventure to go on!"

From out of nowhere, or more likely somewhere as nowhere is a difficult place to appear from, Danielle appeared. She stared at Ali intensely. Ali stared back. After a moment, Danielle blinked, and Ali grinned smugly.

"You must listen to me!" Danielle said urgently. "If you don't..."

She hadn't a chance to define the new danger, because she was cut off by ... ghostly Jack!
"Don't listen to her! She's got the sickness!" He screamed from the top of his ghostly lungs.
Danielle stared at him intensly, just like at Ali couple of moments ago. "You were not supoused to tell them about it! You're a doctor, you should keep that information to yourself!" She snapped at him. "But I'm the hero, I have to save theeeem" Jack started his usuall ritual...
"You know what Jack? Your bedside manner sucks!" Danielle took a ghostbusters' maschine out of her backpack and aimed at the doc.
"Nooooooooooo, you can't do that...."
" Don't tell me what I can't do!" She pushed the button and ghostly Jack disappead in the maschine. "Besides my SDT is noone of your buisness" Danielle winked at Ali and handed her a bottle with minimized Jack inside...

and then Danielle turned and disappeared into the jungle again.

The rather loud noise had somehow managed to draw the attention of every- including those who'd been 'otherwise occupied.' Ali covered her eyes as Gabs, Squid, Locke, and Raven stumbled out of Locke's tent, but couldn't help peeking through her fingers as Locke got closer. She sighed when she realized he'd managed to get dressed already. Seconds later, Sawyer and Megs had rejoined them as well.

"Ok, so we have some kind of adventure or something, right? Let's get a move on so we can get back here!" Gabs said, sounding annoyed.

"Cool your jets, Ginger. You ain't the only one gettin' deprived... quality time," Sawyer said with a cool wink. From seemingly out of nowhere, though we know it was actually somehwere as this has been previously discussed, a tentacle smacked him in the back of the head. He glared at Squid, who smiled innocently. Ali rolled her eyes and turned to lead the way on their latest quest.

A few minutes and twenty tantacle-smacks later the group came to a large cleaning only to witness an eerie scene involving both of the evil twins.

"Dudee, that's... so wrong!" Raven exclaimed.

"I didn't know that was physically possible..." Megs muttered. Squid nodded, tentacleslapping Sawyer again for emphasis.

Realizing they were no longer alone, Ethan's Evil Twins looked up. Ethan stepped forward and stared at both of them, who stared back. Finally, seeing no end to the standoff, Claire spoke up.

"Irina, Erica how could you? We are so dissapointed..." She shook her head Twins stopped staring at Ethan, only to exchange knowing looks and spoke (again in complete unison) "We've told you that all job and no fun is not good for us. We figured that before you will get here" they glared at gabs, Locke, Raven, Megs Sawyer and Squid causing another tentackle-smack directed at the Southener " we can have a round or two of biallard." They moved to show everyone the billard table and balls"
"What are they made from?" Locke asked with a suspicious look
"Oranges and rendered animal fat, my idea" Irina grined proudly (as much as she could being an Emu)
"Ekhem" Ali cleared her throad...

"Yeah yeah, we know... we have an adventure to go on. Play with your rendered animal fat later, I want to get this over with already!" Megs said, stamping her foot. Yet again, a slippery tentacle whipped in and smacked Sawyer, this time dead in the face. A hand flew up to clutch his cheek, and he glared at Squid venomously. She once again smiled innocently, and Gabs shrugged as if she had no idea what Sawyer was upset about.

"I'll get you, Ginger. And your little Squid too," Sawyer muttered, grabbing Megs' hand and moving as far from them as possible.

"If we do not start moving, I will kill one of them!" Ethan suddenly yelled.

"Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

With a fear in the eyes Irina covered the billard balls with her wings, mumbling something about precioussssss...something.
"One of them!" Ethan exclaimed showing everyone the box full of..dust bunnies.
"You wouldn't do that Ethan, would you?" Alison asked as calm as could trying not to show how terryfied she was.
Smacking Sawyer one more time, Squid asked "Can we move on? I have ...things to do. I have to...buy some dog food"

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

[MasterMinion]

Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

With a fear in the eyes Irina covered the billard balls with her wings, mumbling something about precioussssss...something.
"One of them!" Ethan exclaimed showing everyone the box full of..dust bunnies.
"You wouldn't do that Ethan, would you?" Alison asked as calm as could trying not to show how terryfied she was.
Smacking Sawyer one more time, Squid asked "Can we move on? I have ...things to do. I have to...buy some dog food"

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

[capnlou]

Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

With a fear in the eyes Irina covered the billard balls with her wings, mumbling something about precioussssss...something.
"One of them!" Ethan exclaimed showing everyone the box full of..dust bunnies.
"You wouldn't do that Ethan, would you?" Alison asked as calm as could trying not to show how terryfied she was.
Smacking Sawyer one more time, Squid asked "Can we move on? I have ...things to do. I have to...buy some dog food"

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

[_Erica_]

Kill one of who?" Raven questioned, as the rest of the EClaire Tribe stared on in interest.

With a fear in the eyes Irina covered the billard balls with her wings, mumbling something about precioussssss...something.
"One of them!" Ethan exclaimed showing everyone the box full of..dust bunnies.
"You wouldn't do that Ethan, would you?" Alison asked as calm as could trying not to show how terryfied she was.
Smacking Sawyer one more time, Squid asked "Can we move on? I have ...things to do. I have to...buy some dog food"

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice....

[chair]

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......

[capnlou]

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said...

[ehsteve]

"Hello!" Ethan shouted "adventure... sickness... ringing any bells?"
"yeah, yeah, jungle boy,"Sawyer said as he got back up form his mild seizure "so where do we start?"
"well first we'll be needing some medicine....which means another trip to the medical hatch, and since the bridge was destroyed, we have to take another route, which is a good thing, since there is a hanging person every 10 feet or so..."

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!....

[chair]

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!" he pulled out his favourite noose. He waved it above his head (lasoo style.) he flung the noose high up into the air in the direction of manically laughing Chair. The noose landed perfectly over chairs head. Ethan pulled back sharply ,yanking chair completly out of the balloon.

*THUD* the trees around where he landed shook as the trees flew out of them. "Chair is only about 200ft north from here" Ethan said to the others. the noose that was now on the ground moved slightly. Eri bent down to feel the rope, she looked into the jungle and then the towadrds the EClairiens when suddenly she noticed the noose was tangled around Ethans leg...."Ethan!"

Ethan fell to the floor and was dragged furiously through the jungle clawing the ground with his hands......

[MasterMinion]

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!" he pulled out his favourite noose. He waved it above his head (lasoo style.) he flung the noose high up into the air in the direction of manically laughing Chair. The noose landed perfectly over chairs head. Ethan pulled back sharply ,yanking chair completly out of the balloon.

*THUD* the trees around where he landed shook as the trees flew out of them. "Chair is only about 200ft north from here" Ethan said to the others. the noose that was now on the ground moved slightly. Eri bent down to feel the rope, she looked into the jungle and then the towadrds the EClairiens when suddenly she noticed the noose was tangled around Ethans leg...."Ethan!"

Ethan fell to the floor and was dragged furiously through the jungle clawing the ground with his hands......

Suddenly a small and tearful voice spoke up. 'I'm sorry, but this escapade has become tediously boring. I am off to listen to more Hawthorne Hights music down in the hatch, and maybe slit my wrists. I hate life!' and little Claudia ran off into the jungle, crying her eyes out.

'And i'm off to the beach with Ghostly saint Jack!' cried out tox, sudenly, and stalked off in the opposite dirrection.

And through all the mutterings, only one person heard Claires shout of 'But what about my darling Ethan!', and that person was ...

[_Erica_]

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!" he pulled out his favourite noose. He waved it above his head (lasoo style.) he flung the noose high up into the air in the direction of manically laughing Chair. The noose landed perfectly over chairs head. Ethan pulled back sharply ,yanking chair completly out of the balloon.

*THUD* the trees around where he landed shook as the trees flew out of them. "Chair is only about 200ft north from here" Ethan said to the others. the noose that was now on the ground moved slightly. Eri bent down to feel the rope, she looked into the jungle and then the towadrds the EClairiens when suddenly she noticed the noose was tangled around Ethans leg...."Ethan!"

Ethan fell to the floor and was dragged furiously through the jungle clawing the ground with his hands......

Suddenly a small and tearful voice spoke up. 'I'm sorry, but this escapade has become tediously boring. I am off to listen to more Hawthorne Hights music down in the hatch, and maybe slit my wrists. I hate life!' and little Claudia ran off into the jungle, crying her eyes out.

'And i'm off to the beach with Ghostly saint Jack!' cried out tox, sudenly, and stalked off in the opposite dirrection.

And through all the mutterings, only one person heard Claires shout of 'But what about my darling Ethan!', and that person was ...

...Kate. But no one could be sure if she really heard Claire's scream, as she changed the direction of middle-distance stare only a little...

"CUT!!" yelled...

[chair]

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!" he pulled out his favourite noose. He waved it above his head (lasoo style.) he flung the noose high up into the air in the direction of manically laughing Chair. The noose landed perfectly over chairs head. Ethan pulled back sharply ,yanking chair completly out of the balloon.

*THUD* the trees around where he landed shook as the trees flew out of them. "Chair is only about 200ft north from here" Ethan said to the others. the noose that was now on the ground moved slightly. Eri bent down to feel the rope, she looked into the jungle and then the towadrds the EClairiens when suddenly she noticed the noose was tangled around Ethans leg...."Ethan!"

Ethan fell to the floor and was dragged furiously through the jungle clawing the ground with his hands......

Suddenly a small and tearful voice spoke up. 'I'm sorry, but this escapade has become tediously boring. I am off to listen to more Hawthorne Hights music down in the hatch, and maybe slit my wrists. I hate life!' and little Claudia ran off into the jungle, crying her eyes out.

'And i'm off to the beach with Ghostly saint Jack!' cried out tox, sudenly, and stalked off in the opposite dirrection.

And through all the mutterings, only one person heard Claires shout of 'But what about my darling Ethan!', and that person was ...

...Kate. But no one could be sure if she really heard Claire's scream, as she changed the direction of middle-distance stare only a little...

"CUT!!" yelled... Boone "CUT MY LEG OFF! its infected!" boone sneezed."shut up boone" yelled Ehsteve. "we don't care about your cold, we need to save Ethan"

A loud *SLAP* was heard in the jungle....

[ehsteve]

Eri, Irina, Steve, Ice and the rest of the eclairians put on innocent faces...

"and then we have to find Zack and Emma, and since we move the captives every few days, and Goodwin was the last person to know where they were..." (Steve and Kools avoided Ethan's gaze) "...we'll have to go to Every single nursery station on the island, of which there are 23, by the way...."

"oh well, this should be a piece of cake then" Sawyer said in his most sarcastic tone... someone gave sawyer a stare, and the hurley bird came over and grabbed him by the head and flew him off into the jungle

"oh, and we'll have to find sawyer too..." Ethan added
"do we have to?" someone said

"and steve'll need a sling too" Ethan added one more time
"why?" Steve asked, flinging his arm out
"for that" Ethan said, pointing to the goostick hurtling in the direction of steve's arm

"good call Ethan" Meggles said, with a satisfying smile

"one thing guys,' spoke up claudia suddenly from the middle of the crowd, 'shouldn't we come more prepared than last time? with more nooses, i mean, it seems there are plenty of .. opportunities with 23 places to visit.'

suddenly eri and iri coughed in unision. 'that can be arranged ...' and they whipped out a trunkful of rope from underneath the billiard table.

"Excellent!" Claudia's eyes light up at the sight of the magnificent (colourful!) nooses, "Can we test them?"

"Of course" Ali was feeling generous today, "But on who?"

Everyone looked around at everyone else nervously and they all stepped backward in unison. All except Kate, who was too busy staring off into middle distance. A few of the evil female EClairians smiled.

"No!" Annouced the male EClairians in unison, running foward to make a protective layer around Kate, who was still staring off into middle distance, "She's too hot to hang!"

"Well, it's not like she's been contributing to the story!" answered Lou.

"You are not the only people with a huge urge to hang someone! And we all know it!" Locke exclaimed. "You want hang Kate? I want hang Ethan, it's my destiny, dammit!" Ethan looked at Locke and..wait was that fear in his eyes? EET glared at Locke in unision and mutturing "Have no fear evil twins are here" they stepped forward ready to protect their brother.

"But what are we going to do about Kate?" Lou asked again pointing at still not-aware of situation Kate.
"Entertaning value, the entertaing valou for Goodwin's sake" Ice whispered"
" Um Ice.... put down that rubix cube!" said kate
"kate?" they all screamed
"I heard everything! i know you were planning to take me out to dinner, all of you"

"well, actually kate....."
"where is he" interupted meggles
"where is who? asked ethan, tightening a noose.
"chair! we haven't seen him for at least 2 pages!" she was right. the group loooked around in all directions for their favourite wooden friend.

suddenly sawyer walked out of the jungle, with 6 bullet holes in his shirt.
"what happend?" said boone.
"it's chair, he's..." screamed sawyer just befor he was yoinked up with a noose. the group looked up to where the noose was coming from. it was a hot air ballon. on the side it had the dharma logo with the words "disney hatch" written on it. the group looked up in confuseion when suddenly Ali stated "soup! soup! soup!......Chair is eating soup in the balloon!"

Chair was smiling down at all the EClairians, eating soup and laughing manically.

"OMG! You killed Sawyer!" Screamed Meggles
"You bastard!" finished off Tox
"I think he has the sickness..." said Ali. Chair was now rapping "Theresa goes up the stairs, Theresa goes down the stairs" continously, floating along further away from the EClairians, all the while carrying a flopping all over the place Sawyer (who still looked hot).

"We have to cure him" said EhSteve.
"Are you CRAZY? He killed Sawyer" said Kind "he's my hero!"
"ok, even though i do hate sawyer, and it felt good that someone other than me killed him, even though meggles will surely find some way to bring him back to life..." Steve said "with the sickness he'll kill us all!"

then Ethan stepped forward "I know exactly what to do!" he pulled out his favourite noose. He waved it above his head (lasoo style.) he flung the noose high up into the air in the direction of manically laughing Chair. The noose landed perfectly over chairs head. Ethan pulled back sharply ,yanking chair completly out of the balloon.

*THUD* the trees around where he landed shook as the trees flew out of them. "Chair is only about 200ft north from here" Ethan said to the others. the noose that was now on the ground moved slightly. Eri bent down to feel the rope, she looked into the jungle and then the towadrds the EClairiens when suddenly she noticed the noose was tangled around Ethans leg...."Ethan!"

Ethan fell to the floor and was dragged furiously through the jungle clawing the ground with his hands......

Suddenly a small and tearful voice spoke up. 'I'm sorry, but this escapade has become tediously boring. I am off to listen to more Hawthorne Hights music down in the hatch, and maybe slit my wrists. I hate life!' and little Claudia ran off into the jungle, crying her eyes out.

'And i'm off to the beach with Ghostly saint Jack!' cried out tox, sudenly, and stalked off in the opposite dirrection.

And through all the mutterings, only one person heard Claires shout of 'But what about my darling Ethan!', and that person was ...

...Kate. But no one could be sure if she really heard Claire's scream, as she changed the direction of middle-distance stare only a little...

"CUT!!" yelled... Boone "CUT MY LEG OFF! its infected!" boone sneezed."shut up boone" yelled Ehsteve. "we don't care about your cold, we need to save Ethan"

A loud *SLAP* was heard in the jungle, followed by the scream of "that's it Desmond! we're over!!"

a few seconds later Alex came strutting out of the jungle "that'll teach him to stand me up!"
"who are you talking about?" Eri asked
"Desmond of course, we were meeting in the jungle this morning, i waited for 2 hours and he didn't show! now i find him just sitting on tree with a :blank: look on his face, he didnt say a word, so i just split up with him"
"erm...." Ehsteve spoke up "desmond's kind of dead....." Alex gave him a strange look "we hanged him a few days ago..."
"meh, i never really liked him anyway, i was just using him to make goodwin jealous!"
"well, in that case" ana stapped forwad (is she still alive?) "he's dead too, i introduced a stick to his chest"
"you little :censored:!" Alex ran up and kicked ana square in the chest, knocking her down and burying her in a huge mound of sand "right, at least i can have Ethan!"
"oh no you dont!" Claire shouted, "he's mine!"
"oh well, how about henry?"
"which henry would that be?" sayid asked
"how many henrys are htere on this island
"we