Jack + Locke / MoS + MoF

[Toxic]

With the "One of Them" promo shots, I was completely won over by Jocke.

You can be too :)

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ravenslost/jocke/jocke01.gif http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ravenslost/jocke/jocke03.gif http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d126/ravenslost/jocke/jocke02.gif

Member List

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly
13. Flec
14. _Erica_
15. MasterMinion
16. ceci
17. demented drummer
18. AliCat
19. Fugitive
20. beachbunnie
21. k.a.t.212
22. BastetsEye
23. The_Monkey
24. Remus Lupin
25. Anita
26. PITAchic
27. ThePolarBear
28. Tao
29. Clem_Ross
30. F.R.E.C.K.L.E.S
31. Cinderella85
32. Miss26thofmay
33. Hey-Freckles
34. LuvinSawyer
35. ILuvMasterShake
36. Mmm_Sawyer
37. elpaw
38. Nokoolaidforme
39. Deelee
40. Blonde<3
41. Saturnine
42. jpl56
43. jocko
44. lauren_uk
45. 17emily
46. Stace
47. Frank Sawyer
48. LilChristinePace
49. Kirvash
50. xannaxberryx
[Happy 50! April 6th 2006, 4:10 PM EST.]
51. El Gigante
52. Dame_Argo_Pisha
53. FloatingOnACloud
54.*AnGeL_EyEs* (Loz)
55. BoarExpert!
56. Blank sky (Ugoeze)
57. IwishIbelieve
58. wingpack10
59. lara666
60. HollowayFan
61. Clarisse Aniston
62. Rosie
63. spalonieve
64. Shelly
65. BaByBrIt14(sienna)
66. xgirl30(Melissa)
67. Iselin89
68. CapnLou
69. Naseem (Steffie).
70. magdalene
71. vil
72. Cloe
73. Anonymous(Lucy)
74. pinkllama
75. xfatex (Laura)
76. MissJones
77. sabi7
78. Denmarkien
79. lovexlikexthis
80. Camélia
81. Sawyer'Sunshine (Drue)
82. percymort
83. Brick Tamland
84. Hooray
85. Anique
86. Mangos_w_Paopus
87. Brea
88. Lynz

Tagline

Dirty Canon Slash

Slogans

Strap it on!
Crippling Love
Got An Itch?
"Don't Tell Me Who I Can't Do, Damn It!"

Jocke: Why The Red Socks Won The World Series.
Jocke: Strapping Us In
Jocke: "How Long Since Your Last Fix?"
Jocke: It Opens Up Pores

Jocke: A steamship
Jocke: Powered by Steam
Jocke: A Dirty Showery Steamy Love Story
Jocke: Because the only thing better than cult ships is cult slash.

Jocke: We've got a Jocke problem.
Jocke: Age doesn't matter. Neither does gender. Only Love.
Jocke: Locke's seen his destiny. It's Jack.
Jocke: Paralyzed man + Spinal Surgeon = Match Made In Heaven.

Jocke: Even Jack has faith in it.
Jocke: Locke learned it at the box company.
Jocke: Not in Jack's medical book.
Jocke: Because it rocks my socks off.

Jocke: Making Locke go down.
Jocke: Making a home out of a hatch.
Jocke: Because Locke knows how to track Jack's package.

From the "sloganizer" site... lol
- There's Only One Jocke
- For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Jocke.
- You Can Do It When You Jocke It.
- There's First Love, and There's Jocke Love.
- More Jocke Please.
- Please Don't Squeeze The Jocke.
- Jockerific!
- You better get inside Jocke.

The Caption Stories

Toxic Productions, in assosation with 4:35 AM Dreamworks, proudly presents:

Jocke in:

x Bathroom Humor (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1042802&postcount=155)

x Is That A Knife In Your Pocket (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1043510&postcount=170)?

x The Misunderstanding
[ Part I - Deception (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1049112&postcount=201) ]
[ Part II - Motivation (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1054444&postcount=212) ]
[ Part III - Separation (http://lost-forum.com/showpost.php?p=1068567&postcount=250) ]

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WE HAVE BECOME DIRTY CANON SLASH!

Thanks to episode 2x16, airdate March 22, 2006! :w00t:

The shower scene owns all our Jocke straps :crackup:

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(How can you look at this screenie and *not* let your mind wander off? ;))

[Raven O'Reilly]

LOL Oh man.. sign me up because this ship has given me a few naughty thoughts like... Jocke strap, anyone? :D

[Adelheid]

LMFAO Jocke strap! :crackup: :rotflol: This is hot. :nod:

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid

[InspiredByAKiss*]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*

I don't like their arguments. But the chemistry is undeniable.

[Foxy]

@Toxic
May I say how much I love you for open up this thread? :D :p

*points to sig and avi* ;)
I'm a die-hard shipper of their friendship... but I can't deny having dirty thoughts about them together once in a while. :rolleyes:

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy

[Toxic]

^ Bwha. Foxy! That's beyond hot ;)

[nightskiesfading]

How could I resist Locke AND Jack?
1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading


http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout362.jpg

"Hey Jack whatchya doing Friday night?"

[Adelheid]

^ :crackup: :rotflol:

[Foxy]

^ Bwha. Foxy! That's beyond hot ;)

Thanks! :D I think I've just found a new home here. ;) Surrounded by other Jockers. :banana:

@night
I wish it was true. :D

[Nokoolaidforme]

LOL, hilarious thread. Though i cant say i approve, it makes me laugh.

Just stoping by to drop a joke Avi in. It's Jack and Locke on a moody day. :D

[Adelheid]

^ Jack must be PMSing. :nod:

[sydneysider]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider


HAWT :D
<3 Jocke.

[Vasculitis]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......

:)

"No means no Jack" :rotflol:

This'll be fun. :D

[Athalia]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia

This ship is growing on me. Hehe. :rotflol:

[BroDD]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD

LOL best ship ever.. the writers should really do this :D

[Toxic]

Bwhaha.

And this week, Jocke is gonna get some competition :eek:

(Ignore the strategically placed head in the bottom left corner :rolleyes:)

[Foxy]

Bwhaha.

And this week, Jocke is gonna get some competition :eek:

(Ignore the strategically placed head in the bottom left corner :rolleyes:)

JLMAO! :crackup: Jealous Jack. I mean, we all know the heat between them is just the beginning of a hot liaison. :rolleyes:

Two banners I made last year. *g*

[Toxic]

Bwhaha! A good ride, indeed :D That's killer.

3 days 'til we get some in-your-face sexual tension between our main boys! Woooot!

[Mighty_Squid]

As much as Jack annoys me you guys have drawn me in.

Sign me up!

I can't resist a Locke ship.


:)

[Adelheid]

Those banners slay me, Foxy. :D

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid

[Butterfly]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly

I remember seeing that shot in White Rabbit and thinking, 'Well, that was the slashiest thing I've ever seen'...

I love the whole love/hate relationship that could be explored in this ship. Plus it's just amusing. :D

[Toxic]

As much as Jack annoys me you guys have drawn me in.

Sign me up!

I can't resist a Locke ship.


:)
Isn't Locke godly like that? I think he can make a real man out of Jack :nod:

Welcome to the other dark side :eh:

Speaking of which, we need a motto thingy. Wewt.

[Adelheid]

Yeah, a slogan.... hmm...... I just woke up. Can't think. :p

[Foxy]

Those banners slay me, Foxy. :D

In the best possible way? Yay! :D :banana:
We definitely need more Jocke-Shipper banners or something like that, don't we? Maybe I'll get some done in a few weeks. Or what about small banners with the shipper names + number on it?

For a slogan: Have you tried that silly sloganizer thing? *lol*

12 people so far! :letsparty

[Flec]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly
13. Flec

Because come on, it would totally rock! Best slash couple in history :D

Besides...*points to numerous postings of White Rabbit screencaps* It's fate, isn't it? ;)

[Adelheid]

For a slogan: Have you tried that silly sloganizer thing? *lol*

Well, now that you mention that...

There's Only One Jocke.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Jocke. - Okay, now that just sounds nasty, LMAO.
You Can Do It When You Jocke It. - More nastiness...
There's First Love, and There's Jocke Love. = :bowdown:
More Jocke Please. - Amen.
Please Don't Squeeze The Jocke. - :crackup: OMG... OMG... LMAO... :rotflol:

I have to get away from that website now.

[Mighty_Squid]

Jocke - Strap it on today!

[Foxy]

Well, now that you mention that...

There's Only One Jocke.
For a Hard-Earned Thirst, Jocke. - Okay, now that just sounds nasty, LMAO.
You Can Do It When You Jocke It. - More nastiness...
There's First Love, and There's Jocke Love. = :bowdown:
More Jocke Please. - Amen.
Please Don't Squeeze The Jocke. - :crackup: OMG... OMG... LMAO... :rotflol:

I have to get away from that website now.

*lol* The Squeeze one is... erm... :boogie:
And the Hard-Earned Thirst one... :rotflol:

But the "There's First Love, and There's Jocke Love" totally owns me! :lotsalove
It fits them, in some way... or is it just me thinking that? *g*

I was playing around with the sloganizer:
Jockerific! :cool:
Jocke can do (Somehow lame, but based on Lockes "Don't tell me what I can't do")
You better get inside Jocke - *cough*

[Flec]

There's First Love, and There's Jocke Love totally owns. :nod: That one please!

[Toxic]

Jocke - Strap it on today!
Bwhaha. The visuals.

Or:

Jocke: Got An Itch? ;)

Gutter = Owned.

Hm.

Jocke: "Don't Tell Me Who I Can't Do, Damn It!"

LMAO. I amuse myself.

Jocke: Why The Red Socks Won The World Series.

:nod:

[nightskiesfading]

For a slogan:

Jocke - strapping us in

:rotflol: I love this thread.

[Nokoolaidforme]

aww nasty.... That "good ride" banner made me vomit a little...

The face expressions just fit it to well..... *shudder*

[Toxic]

^ Bwhaha. But you can't stay away!

Jocke's like ... heroin :nod:

Jocke: "How Long Since Your Last Fix?"

[Adelheid]

^ I love it. :D We'll be gettin' a fix this week. He's grabbing him. :thud:

[Raven O'Reilly]

LMFAO Those slogans are deliciously evil. :D

[nightskiesfading]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x11/2/normal_huntingpartycap200.jpg

"John is that you?" :p

[Adelheid]

OMG I would totally die if Locke was like watching Jack sleep or something. :rotflol:

[Foxy]

OMG I would totally die if Locke was like watching Jack sleep or something. :rotflol:

I agree. Imagine John sitting next to Jacks bed and watch him sleeping with a content smile on his face. That would be truly a Jocke fangirl moment. :lotsalove

What about a Jack eye-fu*king John avi?
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Falanyel/jacklocke9.png
I couldn't resist... :rolleyes:

[Toxic]

I agree. Imagine John sitting next to Jacks bed and watch him sleeping with a content smile on his face. That would be truly a Jocke fangirl moment.
Ou. Perhaps if something happens to Locke, Jack could hover over his bunkbed (a la Kate/Sawyer style. Ouuu! He should cuddle his head and give him pills too!) :D

[Foxy]

Ou. Perhaps if something happens to Locke, Jack could hover over his bunkbed (a la Kate/Sawyer style. Ouuu! He should cuddle his head and give him pills too!) :D

I would SO die while watching.... :eek: Jack bending over Locke, whispering comforting words and soothing him.
Come on, J.J., give us some Jocke pleasure. :p
I kinda like their arguments (well... I guess I don't have to tell you why *gg*) though it's always hard to watch.

[Toxic]

I kinda like their arguments (well... I guess I don't have to tell you why *gg*) though it's always hard to watch.
Oh, the arguing is steamy :D And we're getting a handful this week :boogie: With grabbing and all. Bwha.

I do want to see them in a softer light though. Having a nice, gentle side-by-side chat or something, at least.

[Raven O'Reilly]

LOVE the avie! Great job!

*Can't wait to get some free time and play in photoshop.*

[Adelheid]

Tox, there's this really cute side-by-side talk in Hearts and Minds - one of my fave epis. But... the last time I checked, Lost Media didn't have screencaps from that scene. :eh: It kinda made me mad, 'cause I wanted to make a banner out of it. Oh well. :p

Foxy, love that av! :thud:

[Foxy]

Oh, the arguing is steamy :D And we're getting a handful this week :boogie: With grabbing and all. Bwha.

I do want to see them in a softer light though. Having a nice, gentle side-by-side chat or something, at least.

Oh yes, I'd love that. They're always kinda arguing... :( You've got a point there.. it's steamy but yet it feels like a stab to my heart. :bawl:

Lets imagine it's just because they are so in love with each other but afraid to admit it. :p

@Raven & Adelheid
Thank you, guys! :) :hug2:


Speaking of eye-fu*king in my last post:
1st one: John doesn't even bother trying to hide his passion for Jack. (*lol* I love Kates and Hurleys expression on that pic.. no words needed there.)
2nd one: I don't know why but I find this absolutely hot... does anyone agree?

[Adelheid]

Foxy, the second one is hot. :thud: They're so in love with each other. :D

[Foxy]

Foxy, the second one is hot. :thud: They're so in love with each other. :D

I knew my fellow Jockers would agree. :) :lotsalove

My little contribution.. took me only 10 minutes to do. :D
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y30/Falanyel/giveinjackbanner.png

[Toxic]

Woah. Are those new promo shots or what? That's so hot :thud:

1 day!

Edit: Me and my brain lapses. I slept through the early part of season 2 so I can't place those screenies :no:

[Foxy]

Woah. Are those new promo shots or what? That's so hot :thud:

1 day!


These are screencaps from Collision. :) I just cut out the part that was between John and Jack to make them look closer. Does it look real?

[Toxic]

^ They look so... natural like that. Squee.

[*UkCharlieLover*]

Is it wrong that I really like this ship??:)

[Toxic]

Jocke is so wrong, is right ;)

[_Erica_]

I really shouldn't keep coming here :no: Few more times and i'll end up with my name on the list.... :eh:

[Toxic]

-Bribes Erica with cheese and puppies.-

O.o

[_Erica_]

Cheese and puppies, huh? :eh: Nice try but no sorry :no:
but if you have some hidden stash of coffee, then maybe... :nod:

[Toxic]

Coffee? What's so special about COFFEE?! You don't need coffee here to be hyper and awake and bouncy and insane and BWHAHA!!!

:eh: I haven't had coffee in weeks. Hm.

[_Erica_]

Coffee? What's so special about COFFEE?! You don't need coffee here to be hyper and awake and bouncy and insane and BWHAHA!!!

:eh: I haven't had coffee in weeks. Hm.

What is so SPECIAL?? Maybe nothing if you're not some kind of coffee-vampire :eh: But you're right I don't need coffeee to be insane, everyone keeps saying me that...

Ok, Fine sign me up :nod: but officailly I'm not here :cool:

Coffee for you Tox :p http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f54/eclaireian_do_it_better/JloffCofe.gif

[Toxic]

Awr. I <3 you just for that. -Cuddlepetsdroolsondies.-

:eh: :rolleyes: :no:

Coffee's cool, though, really. It's a nice word too. I used it as a username on this game thing and I was a mod at one "sub-section" of the game :eh: And my Coffee character was a pretty brown and black patched horse. And yes.

Bwha. Topic. Jocke.

[_Erica_]

Whatever you say Tox, whatever you say *shakes head*

*thinks* Jocke art work? hmmm :plotting:

[Toxic]

Ohhh. Spread the Jocke lurv. Please? :D

[_Erica_]

Ohhh. Spread the Jocke lurv. Please? :D

yeah, will think about that.. Jocke is REAL Fate and we all know it

Do we have any slogans?

I love your caption pic, btw :nod:

Coffee (um, not I have to go to sleep...) :eh:

[Toxic]

:rotflol: We were spilling out some slogans on the first two pages I think. But you're welcome to start pulling some outta your ... coffee mug :nod: We don't have anything official yet, sadly.

[_Erica_]

:rotflol: But you're welcome to start pulling some outta your ... coffee mug :nod: .

:rotflol: *looks at all the coffee mugs around* which one?

And you should visit EClaire :poke: winners of challenge are announced

[MasterMinion]

*adds name to list*

[Toxic]

Um. -Goes all House-ish.- The red one! :nod:

And ou. Awesome stuff. I shall go right after posting hot Jocke sexual tension screencaps.

1) Jack gazes intently at Locke.
2) Jack's lustful looks don't go unnoticed.
3) 'Nuff said.

[_Erica_]

*adds name to list*

*screams* Were you freakin' following me here? :eek:

[Toxic]

Ou. You brought followers :D

[MasterMinion]

*screams* Were you freakin' following me here? :eek:
*looks scared* um ... no ... please don't hurt me ...

[_Erica_]

Ou. You brought followers :D

Looks like not only you have stalkers all around this board :eek::rolleyes: :no:

*picks up jesus stick*

[Toxic]

Stalkers are the new... Um... Cool... Thing...

As are Jesus sticks :nod: Locke should should have Eko make him one so he can beat Jack when he's naughty :D

[_Erica_]

Thanks for the mental images :rolleyes:

and only SOME stalkers are cool *coughs*Ethan *coughs*

[Raven O'Reilly]

LOL Awesome. I need to find time to make pics for this ship also.

[nightskiesfading]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus4/normal_exoduspart2-1126.jpg

Oooh intense eye contact moment.

[Mighty_Squid]

This is all soooooooo sick!!11










I love it.

[Toxic]

Woah. Unresolved sexual tension galore last night.

To steal a Skate tagline... Jack and Locke... JUST DO IT ALREADY :no:

[_Erica_]

*coughs* *coughs* And what would you do if you will see THAT? :cool:

[Toxic]

*coughs* *coughs* And what would you do if you will see THAT? :cool:
^ I'd probably die.

Not sure out of which emotion ;) But death will definitely be an outcome.

[_Erica_]

I personally think that dying would be very popular among jaters then *evil laugh*

No, I'm not laughing, not at all...

You would probably have some major sleeping problems, but yes that could cause a death :eh:

*gets back to running all over the board*

[Adelheid]

Tonight's episode was HOT! :thud: Jack was all up on Locke... just, wow. :thud:

[_Erica_]

Shhhh! No spoilers here, please.... :rolleyes:

[Butterfly]

Guys, it's shameless self promotion time. iszles and I made a Jocke video. Check it out. It's angsty. But you can just tell they're so in love!

Two Become One (http://media.putfile.com/Two-Become-One)

[Toxic]

Butter. I already said it on the thread but I'll say it again. AWESOME VID. And so sad at the end :(

[Butterfly]

Aww thanks Tox. :glomp:

Isn't it heart breaking?! They love each other so much! *sob*

I showed it to my mum and she is totally a Jocke shipper now. :D

[Foxy]

Guys, it's shameless self promotion time. iszles and I made a Jocke video. Check it out. It's angsty. But you can just tell they're so in love!

Two Become One (http://media.putfile.com/Two-Become-One)

Marry me, please? :w00t: :D I LOVE, love this video. There are way too little Jocke vids... and we need some Jocke love, don't we? :lotsalove
Could you upload it to rapidshare or ysi, so that I can save it to my computer? :)
Or is there a way to save it from putfile? I just need to have it.

Evil Henry's trying to drive a wedge between our loving couple. *throws moldy tomatoes at him* :plotting:

[nightskiesfading]

Ah good to see this thread again. Stupid Henry Gale, you don't come between Jack and Locke only a button can do that! :blank:

[Nokoolaidforme]

hahaha.

Yes, Locke has lost his way, Jack is exhausted/pissed off and Henry is playing a little devils advocate.

Funny stuff though. Those Jack/Kate fans and Sawyer/Kate fans are talking about the angst, and now Jack and Locke are gonna have uber angst. Damon has gone all slashy on us.

But on a serious note, Locke really disappointed in ML. I mean for one of the most intelligent survivors (who can read people) to fall for the oldest trick in the book? Shows how much of Lockes emotions are taking over, and all his wisdom is getting shot.

[Toxic]

I miss my Jocke. AND WE ALL KNOW IT.

[_Erica_]

Jocke will NEVER be dead, it's fate, it's destiny, it's ... it's Ken's wish! Ha,take that :nod:

[Toxic]

Ouch. She brought KEN into this. NOW it's serious!

[_Erica_]

Ouch. She brought KEN into this. NOW it's serious!

Seriously...

How long will it take to raise an army? :blank:

[ceci]

A Jocke ship. Can I sign up?

[Toxic]

A Jocke ship. Can I sign up?
You get to be one of the numbers :eek: WELCOME!

[_Erica_]

A Jocke ship. Can I sign up?

#16 is all yours :rotflol: welcome

[ceci]

I'm one of the numbers :banana:
That's a good thing right?

[Toxic]

I'm one of the numbers :banana:
That's a good thing right?
In Jocke it is ;)

[_Erica_]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

[ceci]

In Jocke it is ;)
Cool :D

[_Erica_]

Get back on TOPIC, ladies :poke:

Jocke loving :blank: ...slogans?

[ceci]

Jocke - You had me at hello
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y277/palmirita/jocke.jpg

[nightskiesfading]

Slogans? :blank:

Jocke is hot. It rhymes ;)

Jocke - Crippling Locke with Love...

And you know the obvious:

Jocke - Strap it on! :giggle:

[ceci]

And you know the obvious:

Jocke - Strap it on! :giggle:
:rotflol:

[_Erica_]

Jocke is hot That makes me want quote myself (from chana thread)

Jocke is hot when.... you lock them in an oven... .:rolleyes:

[Toxic]

Jocke is hot ... on a tropical island!

:eh:

[Adelheid]

TOX! Where the hell you been?! :glomp:

[Toxic]

TOX! Where the hell you been?! :glomp:
:rotflol: On another of my LF/AIM strikes. I still lurk on occasion.

[_Erica_]

:rotflol: On another of my LF/AIM strikes. I still lurk on occasion.

Wonder what you've been doing during it :drunk:


:devil:

[Toxic]

Fdesnjskrfendwjsk!

HOLYSHOWERJOCKE.

[AliCat]

JOCKE! LMBO! :rotflol: Can't wait to see the art from this episode...

[nightskiesfading]

:rotflol: Jocke is sooooo canon.

Oh man I just died laughing. Jocke now has a shower scene.

[Luanne]

Locke was checking out Jack's package

[nightskiesfading]

^ Definitely. I can not wait to make some art from this epi :crackup:

[Mighty_Squid]

I would have prefered Locke in the shower but good GOD they should just jump each other all ready.

[Toxic]

I need screencaps, clips, graphics, whakfnajkfndsjk!

:thud:

[nightskiesfading]

Screen Caps are up *runs around frantically*

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap190.jpg

Now come on, where are Locke's eyes. You can't deny that. Jack's face is up here, Locke was lookin' down there.

[Toxic]

:rotflol: I ran to comment at the Jate forum, but you didn't let me down and you posted here too! WOOT! Look at Locke's face! He likes what he sees ;)

:thud:

I love how casual they both are. I reckon this isn't their first time sharing the bathroom? ;)

[nightskiesfading]

I had to post this both places :rotflol: we have picture evidence! They both seemed really casual, I was thinking Jack would be all...wanting to cover himself up a bit or something..he was just kinda slinging that towel around. But yes they would be casual if they've both shared a bathroom before ;)

[Adelheid]

One word for this episode...

:thud:

[Nokoolaidforme]

AHHAHAHAHA

I knew Tox would hit the floor with that. This was a Jocke episode, completely. It was hilarious.

On a serious note, Locke is starting to creep me out. For a second i was like, "uh.. i think Locke is getting a little to lonely on the island." That was probably the most homosexual scene in Lost so far.

Was hilarious.

[Toxic]

On a serious note, Locke is starting to creep me out. For a second i was like, "uh.. i think Locke is getting a little to lonely on the island." That was probably the most homosexual scene in Lost so far.
LMAO! Dude, totally. They looked like they were seriously living together :thud: This must be the ONLY slash couple to have any solid screen time!

[Adelheid]

I know! And when Henry was talking about Jack and Locke always fighting, I was like, "Aww, a fighting couple." :rotflol:

[ceci]

Oh man I just died laughing. Jocke now has a shower scene.
It's about time

[demented drummer]

Jocke shower scene = The best Lost scene ever!!!

:banana: :rotflol: :banana:

A slice of fried gold if ever there was one! :bounce:

Oh.. and can someone pop me on the list.. Jocke is sooo canon!!

[La Mer]

Screen Caps are up *runs around frantically*

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap190.jpg

Now come on, where are Locke's eyes. You can't deny that. Jack's face is up here, Locke was lookin' down there.
^LOL! :rotflol: Omg that shower scene:crackup: I watched the episode with my mom last night and when Jack came out of the shower and asked him why he couldn't wait until he was done and Locke said that steam helped his pores she said, "ssuuurrree" lol!

[Raven O'Reilly]

Everyone, I have word that TheFuse now has Jocke. We should be proud for being the FIRST! :D :w00t:

*Wants to put La Mer on the list.* C'mon... you know you wanna join. :D

[Yariene]

When I saw that scene I was asking myself, when did they get married? :giggle:

[Raven O'Reilly]

Does this mean you want to join, Yariene? :D

[nightskiesfading]

Jocke - It clears up Locke's pores ;)

"You couldn't wait till I was done?" "The steam clears up my pores" Yeah...the steam coming from Jack...naked..

[Fugitive]

Hey! It's a Jocke list! Jocke owns my stalker glasses! :cool: So I guess I'm requesting no... insisting that I be put on the list. ;)

[Eternal_Darkness]

The first thing that came to mind last night was "The Jocke thread is soooo gonna love this"

HI MY STALKER!!!!!!!!! (you haven't been doing a very good job lately :shifty: )

[Fugitive]

LOL, my mother gave me a wierd look last night when I screamed "Jocke!" durring that scene. I didn't explain any. ;)

And sorry Ed, I've been busy lately. (I put the 'i' in busy again.) But I'm gonna work on that. :cool: *stalker mode*

[Toxic]

:boogie: Jocke - It Opens Up Pores

:nod:

[_Erica_]

:boogie: Jocke - It Opens Up Pores

:nod:

Jocke- makes Tox hyper :blank:

but seriously guys....
What if writes aim for the real Jocke? :eek: poor jaters :no:

[Toxic]

Lotta stuff makes me hyper.
but seriously guys....
What if writes aim for the real Jocke? :eek: poor jaters :no:
LMAO. They'd never be bold enough to romantically link their two main guys... But I can see them keeping it a subtle [or not so subtle, a la shower scene...] theme. Like on my top show, House, there's a huge "HoYay" subtext between House and his best friend (hold onto your hats now) Wilson :rotflol:

Jocke rocks.

[_Erica_]

(hold onto your hats now) Wilson :rotflol:

Jocke rocks.


:crackup:

-dies-

Shower, huh? Next thing we will see will be Locke giving jack some dead chick's shoes :eek:

[Nokoolaidforme]

Lotta stuff makes me hyper.


This is true.

Lol. However, on a serious note. Damon was hinting at one of our survivors actually being gay. Im starting to think Locke may be it. Damon hinted "what if i told you Michael was actually gay, even though he had a son with a woman.... All I'm saying is keep watching season 2."

I'd say its safe to say it isnt Michael, but what if it was Locke? That'd be wierd. But honestly, not that suprising, lol. That Jack-checkout-junk stare creeped me out.

[Toxic]

Lol. However, on a serious note. Damon was hinting at one of our survivors actually being gay. Im starting to think Locke may be it. Damon hinted "what if i told you Michael was actually gay, even though he had a son with a woman.... All I'm saying is keep watching season 2."

I'd say its safe to say it isnt Michael, but what if it was Locke? That'd be wierd. But honestly, not that suprising, lol. That Jack-checkout-junk stare creeped me out.
How insane would that be? I'd die [laughing.] I'm assuming Jack's used to being naked around other men since he's a doctor (:rotflol: this sounds weird, but what I mean is - he has no problems with nudity...) but I doubt they taught Locke to be that domestic at a box company ;) First predicting the weather, what's next?

Bwhaha.

[Nokoolaidforme]

First predicting the weather, what's next?

Bwhaha.
Haha, Tox. You make me laugh so much its sooty.

Well, from what i can gather. Locke takes Charlies guitar, and serenades Jack as Jack walks around the jungle. Jack, playing hard to get, talks to Ana and Kate. Which in turn, causes Locke to become infuriated, and he shoots Ana and Kate. Because no one takes his man.

The end.

[Toxic]

Well, from what i can gather. Locke takes Charlies guitar, and serenades Jack as Jack walks around the jungle. Jack, playing hard to get, talks to Ana and Kate. Which in turn, causes Locke to become infuriated, and he shoots Ana and Kate. Because no one takes his man.

The end.
Skate/Jate/Sana/Jana is resolved, everyone converts to Jockese (with a side of Jawyer and maybe even Socke), and Lost is renamed Brokeback Island.

Cult slash shippers rejoice!

:D

[ceci]

Skate/Jate/Sana/Jana is resolved, everyone converts to Jockese (with a side of Jawyer and maybe even Socke), and Lost is renamed Brokeback Island.

Cult slash shippers rejoice!

:D
*crosses fingers and hopes that this happens*

[beachbunnie]

OMG This thread is brilliant! Please add meeee!
*Locke hums to self whilst shaving and predicting weather It's rainin' men.. :D *

[k.a.t.212]

Please add me to the list.
I love Jocke ever since Jack mentioned "the Locke problem" back in season 1 finale.

I can't think of any other ship who had so many "together moments" in season 2 as Jocke had.

So sign me up!

And their shower scene totally cracked me up.
Was it just me or was Jack actually standing there naked with a towel in his hands?:w00t:

[Toxic]

Was it just me or was Jack actually standing there naked with a towel in his hands?:w00t:
He totally was. And neither he nor Locke seemed to mind. Bwhaha.

Welcome all new Jockers :uberglomp:

[BastetsEye]

Alright, sign me up too, I've not had this much fun with sexual undertones between two (supposedly) straight guys since Angel!

[The_Monkey]

Sign me up, lads!

[Remus Lupin]

Put me on that list! JOCKE!!! :D

I also bring a little quick and pretty pathetic Photoshop scribbling, but I think it gets the point across. :p I mean, just LOOK at Locke's expression... you don't even need the thought bubble to tell what he's thinking. :p

[Toxic]

AHAHA! I adore you guys. And this ship. We're rockin'.

Remus! Love the bubble-face you used for Jack. One of his best ;) Locke was getting all cleanly-shaved for his [wo]man!

[Anita]

Omgg. Add me to this list !! waay too cool.
and the scene of the door of the Bath. It just reminds me of Titanic.
that hand on it ..
:rotflol:

[Remus Lupin]

Like these slogans?

Jocke: Improvisation in a steamy shower room
Jocke: A steamship
Jocke: Powered by Steam
Jocke: A Dirty Showery Steamy Love Story

[PITAchic]

I'm here for the cheese :cool:

Nah, if I have to go slash (which I do believe I'm on some slash lists somewhere.... :shifty: ), Jocke is pretty cool. Plus, I :heart: my Tox, so put me on the list :D

[Nokoolaidforme]

hahaha Socke.

Actually, disturbing as it may sound. Jack/Locke/Sawyer could be the new triangle. Locke seemed pretty interested about Sawyers past, kind of like Kate was. So Locke takes her place, because a bald tracker owns Sawyers feelings in the pant region.

ETA: Wtf, Locke creeped me out again. He looked pretty pissed that Jack was smiling at Ana. Kate and Ana better watch out, Locke is getting territorial. Soon he'll pee all around the hatch marking his forbidden love nest.


lol, i love this thread..

[ThePolarBear]

Oh, please let me join! The "old married couple" scene on The Whole Truth was just too great for words!

Jocke: No, seriously, I slash Jack and Locke.
Jocke: Because the only thing better than cult ships is cult slash.
Jocke: Like you weren't thinking it, too.

[Tao]

Hah! Jocke! Seriously, never thought of it until that shower scene. Whoa! ;)

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly
13. Flec
14. Tao

[_Erica_]

I'm here for the cheese :cool:

Nah, if I have to go slash (which I do believe I'm on some slash lists somewhere.... :shifty: ), Jocke is pretty cool. Plus, I :heart: my Tox, so put me on the list :D

:bawl: what about me? :blank:

[Toxic]

Updated TEH LIST! Welcome, Jockers :uberglomp:

Megs. You make me want to gfhdsjwaikwsendrhtj you in a closet. I love you. -Pushes Eri away.-
Kate and Ana better watch out, Locke is getting territorial. Soon he'll pee all around the hatch marking his forbidden love nest.
LMAO. Oddest visual ever. It's already "HIS" hatch... So this isn't far off.

[Nokoolaidforme]

Post



This

[Toxic]

Toxic Productions, in assosation with 4:35 AM Dreamworks, proudly presents:

Jocke in: Bathroom Humor

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap182.jpg
Jack: "Honey? Can you come and scrub my back, please?"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap195.jpg
Locke: "I'm a little busy here, Jack. Give me a minute."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap198.jpg
Jack: "But the water's getting cold."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap190.jpg
Locke: "Heh. I can see that."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap180.jpg
Jack: "Damn it."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/3/normal_2x16-truth-cap208.jpg
Jack: "You still love me, right baby?"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/2/normal_2x16-truth-cap189.jpg
Locke: "Always and forever, Hele- ... Jack."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season2/2x16/3/normal_2x16-truth-cap217.jpg
Jack: -Sigh.- "I wonder what Sawyer's up to..."

[_Erica_]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: After ^ THAT I don't care about beening pushed away :raspberry

[Nokoolaidforme]

LOL

But Locke is supposed to be the "bitch" in the relationship.

And nice little set up for the ship you fangirls really want, Jawyer.

The new triangle is complete.

[ceci]

Tox that was brilliant :crackup:
:clap:

[Athalia]

LMAO, that's hilarious Toxic!

I'm really loving Jocke right now. It has been said that somebody on the island is gay, right? I thought Carlton or somebody said that. Anyway, I totally think it's Locke.

[Fugitive]

LMAO Tox! Nice story there.

And while looking at those pics, I decided that the writers need to have Jack shave his chest and make a wig for Locke as a way to show his true feelings. :D

[luminous]

:crackup:

I didn't see the ep, and I think I'm gonna die of laughter when I watch that scene...

ETA:

I'm gonna join this anyway, those pics just did it for me... :D

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly
13. Flec
14. Tao
15. Clem_Ross

[Toxic]

And while looking at those pics, I decided that the writers need to have Jack shave his chest and make a wig for Locke as a way to show his true feelings. :D
True that. Jack's got enough chest hair for a whole collection of wigs :D

Clemmy, the full list's on the first page, and I added you ;) Glad to corrupt another mind :w00t:

[Fugitive]

Yay for corruption!

Now I really wanna see those wigs... how much do you think it'd cost to convince the writers and Matthew Fox to make them? *gets out checkbook*

[Kath]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Mighty_Squid
12. Butterfly
13. Flec
14. Tao
15. Clem_Ross
16. F.R.E.C.K.L.E.S (Kate)


I adore Jocke! They so belong together... an it explains everything...

"I've never kissed a man"
Jack drinks.....

[Cinderella85]

Consider me corrupted! Sign me up. :D

"I've never kissed a man"
Jack drinks.....
LMAO :crackup:

[Butterfly]

Love the captions, Tox! More!

I am so going to make a Jocke video asap. They're too hot.

My slogan contribution:

Jocke - It opens our pores.

[luminous]

oh, my god. this ship has real potential! I think we may even see a Jocke Sex scene before we get our HHS... they do have chemistry...

[Toxic]

Yay for Jocke recruits. Corrupt Skaters = :love: :devil:

[ceci]

Tox, props to you, you're a great recruiter. And lets not forget about the two people how've made this possible for us..... drumroll....... Jack and Locke, thank you

[Toxic]

As requested... More captions :D

Jocke in: Is That A Knife In Your Pocket?

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout089.jpg
Hurley: "Dude. Can I talk to you?"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout101.jpg
Jack: "Later, Hurley. Locke's showing off his... knife..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout123.jpg
Hurley and Sayid: ":blank:"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout122.jpg
Michael: "That's a... pretty big knife..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout121.jpg
Locke: "Yeah, well..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout114.jpg
Sawyer: "How do you two...?"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout103.jpg
Jack: "Oh, this one time..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout108.jpg
Kate: "Please, Jack... Spare us..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout109.jpg
Locke: "I know, I know... I'm the man."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x04-walkabout/normal_walkabout111.jpg
Jack: "He's my man."

[ceci]

Another great caption Tox :nod:

[luminous]

LMAO! :crackup:

[_Erica_]

:crackup: :crackup:

[Raven O'Reilly]

LMAO That's so great!

[Fugitive]

Tox! :glomp: Love the new caption. "Locke's showing off his... knife..." :crackup:

[Butterfly]

That was hilarious - but it was the final picture that really got me. The 'He's my man!'

Someone seriously needs to make some graphics with that!

[Kath]

Go Jocke!!!!!!!

"It has never been easy"....

[Mighty_Squid]

:shock:

Tox.

You're killing me!

:giggle:

Of course Locke has a big . . knife. .. I knew that all along.

:nod:

[Kath]

But the thing is he's got a whole box of knifes ..... thats kinda odd... but then who are we to judge?

[nightskiesfading]

Ah I knew this shower scene would bring in so many new Jocker's...is that what we're called. We should be called Jocke straps...Or Jocke's..the possibility's are endless with this awesome ship name. And Tox your captions are hillairous :crackup:

Jocke: We've got a Jocke problem.
Jocke: Age doesn't matter. Neither does gender. Only Love.
Jocke: Locke's seen his destiny. It's Jack.
Jocke: Paralyzed man + Spinal Surgeon = Match Made In Heaven.

[Toxic]

Jocke: We've got a Jocke problem.
Jocke: Age doesn't matter. Neither does gender. Only Love.
:rotflol:

And, thanks guys :D I'll keep bringing the caps.

[Miss26thofmay]

I love this place! Please sign me up!
Jocke goes way back to their cuddle after Locke pulled Jack up the cliff. They lay there awfully giggley.

so Jocke - together in the closet, together out of the closet ! (THP after Michael locked them in there)

[nightskiesfading]

Jocke: Even Jack has faith in it.
Jocke: Locke learned it at the box company.

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit380.jpg

Locke: That was great....

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/exodus2/normal_exoduspart2-0255.jpg

Jack: You know what I'm thinking?

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x05-whiterabbit/normal_white-rabbit379.jpg

Locke: Round Two? Turn over..

[Fugitive]

:thud: Nice work night! :D Love those pics.. so very very Jocke.

[Toxic]

Woot. Updated.

I think this ship has the most amusing members ;) -Hides from EClaire.-

[_Erica_]

Woot. Updated.

I think this ship has the most amusing members ;) -Hides from EClaire.-

:blank: I can see a lot of EClaireians here ;) :nod:

[Fugitive]

Yeah... including you Tox. *wonders why and how Tox is hiding from herself*

*Sets a cheese trap* If EClaire wants to find you, you'll be found Tox.

[Kath]

http://www.lost-tv.com/pictures/albums/caps_1x20_do_no_harm/normal_lost.120.hdtv-lol.%5Bbt%5D01_204.jpg
You look so amazing my love....

And that's when it started.....

[luminous]

LMAO... :crackup:

this is the best *wipes tear* thread ever!

[_Erica_]

Yeah... including you Tox. *wonders why and how Tox is hiding from herself*

*Sets a cheese trap* If EClaire wants to find you, you'll be found Tox.

She hides in the closet covering her eyes ;)

[Toxic]

-Doesn't offer up a snappy remark.-

Closets and corners own my :censored:

:eh:

[_Erica_]

Closets and corners own my :censored:



cheese? :eh:

[nightskiesfading]

Yes this ship does have amusing members, and some mighty fine slogans. Probably because several members are EClairians...You're bound to have several slogans created often.

Jocke - Not in Jack's medical book :blank:

Oh yes I made this after the episode and meant to show...someone...who would appreciate it...

[Athalia]

LMAO, I love this thread!

Beautiful banner, nightskiesfading. :nod:

[Butterfly]

Heh, love the banner!

Jocke: Because it rocks my socks off.

I don't know why. It came into my head and kind of nested.

[nightskiesfading]

^ I love your banner, Butterfly It's very nice :nod:

Thanks for the compliments

[Butterfly]

Thanks! Flec made it, she is my graphics goddess!

Jocke: Making Locke go down.

:eh: I need my coffee right about now.

[Tao]

Hah! I'm all late, but Toxic, your Jocke bathroom humor was brilliant! :)

[soumya86]

they're like an old married couple aren't they!

[nightskiesfading]

^ Yes, they are. Only they're hotter. And slashier.

*cough* keeping this from dropping to page 2...

[Toxic]

What better way to keep the thread alive than mixing up some drama?

Jocke in: The Misunderstanding [Part I - Deception]

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-266.jpg
Arzt: "Hey man. Locke's pretty upset."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-259.jpg
Jack: "Pooh-Bear? Why?!"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-269.jpg
Arzt: "Dude. He kinda saw you talking with Ana before... And..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-272.jpg
Jack: "He WHAT?"

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-264.jpg
Jack: "But, Ana means nothing to me! Surely Locke-a-bye baby knows that..."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-262.jpg
Arzt: "You should go talk to him..."
Jack: "And I shall. I will FIX this!"

---

[Somewhere in the jungle...]

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-327.jpg
Jack: "Yo, Sawyer. You seen Pook-... Locke around?"
Sawyer: "Big Poppa? Yeah, saw'm chatting up the little Aussie girl not too long ago."

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-321.jpg
Jack: "... What did you say?"
Sawyer: "Yup. Daddy Warbucks and Annie. Who woulda thought?"
http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x23-exodus1/normal_exoduspart1-398.jpg
Jack: "Oh, baby... How could you..."

TBC...

[Nokoolaidforme]

LOL at "pooh-bear"

Ana wasnt even there yet, thats one teleporting chick, lol.

[ceci]

Pooh-Bear :crackup:
Lock-a-bye baby :rotflol:
Another good one Tox :nod:

[Fugitive]

:crackup: :rotflol:

I love you Tox! :D

[demented drummer]

Bravo Tox!! :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Butterfly]

Bravo, Tox, bravo!

I am on tenterhooks waiting to see what will happen next. That was like the perfect episode - Jocke and naked Sawyer!

Here's my contribution, I made it for my sister and I thought you guys might like to see it :)

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c143/ButterflySweet/JockeBanner.jpg*http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c143/ButterflySweet/Jockeavi.jpg

[nightskiesfading]

Love it Tox :crackup:

Jocke: Locke loves Jack, AND WE ALL KNOW IT!

[Tao]

LOL Hysterical stuff!

[ThePolarBear]

Tox, that was so funny!! Poor Jack, you know Locke would never cheat on you. Sawyer just wants you for himself!

Butterfly, love the banner!

[Miss26thofmay]

:crackup: Great "update" Toxic! These Jocke "photo-love-stories" are awesome!

And you used two of Jack's weird faces! :rotflol:

Plus you know you have a winner, when nacked! Sawyer is in in!

[Hey-Freckles]

1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Hey-Freckles

Love it, pure genius. And that avatar of the moody day.....lol :giggle: hats off!

[Toxic]

The next installment is here!

Jocke in: The Misunderstanding [Part II - Motivation]

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Locke: "All right, Claire. Run it by me one more time."

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Claire: "Seriously. Just tell him how ya feel."

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Locke: "Do you really think I should? The island hasn't given me a sign yet..."

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Claire: "In situations such as this one, you've got to follow your heart, John."

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Locke: "Sometimes... I miss him so much, I can hardly stand it...

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Locke: "... AND WE ALL KNOW IT!"

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Locke: "... Except for Jack."

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Claire: "Just talk to him! You can't keep delaying this."

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Locke: "Don't tell me what I can't do..." -Stomps off to find Jack.-

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Claire: -Sighs.- "Freak."

TBC...

[ceci]

LMAO Tox. They keep getting better
The island hasn't given him sign :crackup:

[Anita]

:crackup: :crackup: tox, you just keep getting better!
I lovee it! :rotflol:

[luminous]

omg... omg... :crackup:

-dies from laughter-

[Butterfly]

Oh. My. God. I love the way you added 'And we all know it!' randomly! :bowdown:

It was so cute.

Skate is my hot ship, Jocke is my cute one :nod:

[Miss26thofmay]

:crackup:

That is the perfect "And we all know it" picture! :D
But I'm missing Jack's weird faces! Please they need to kiss and make up asap, I can't stand the angst. ;)

[wingpack10]

:rotflol: :rotflol: :crackup: omg you are a genius!

:But I'm missing Jack's weird faces! Please they need to kiss and make up asap, I can't stand the angst. ;)

Yes! :rotflol: Jocke til the end!

[Athalia]

LMAO! I love the BBM reference. :rotflol:

[Toxic]

LMAO! I love the BBM reference. :rotflol:
I was waiting for someone to catch it ;)

I also must thank everyone who's pimping Jocke in their siggies :D Between all of us, Jocke shall overrun the forum :w00t:

[Athalia]

I was waiting for someone to catch it ;)

I also must thank everyone who's pimping Jocke in their siggies :D Between all of us, Jocke shall overrun the forum :w00t:

Yeah, I was wondering why nobody else had noticed it. :no:

Jocke has to be pimped, it's a given. And we all know it! :giggle:

[Sophie]

hey everybody! I made a video with Jocke 2 months ago for a challenge, thought I share with you guys. It's not a romantic vid, hope you will like it though. :)

Here is the link to the vid's thread: Jocke (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26482)

[Miss26thofmay]

I'm just reading the TwoP review of THT and they mention Jocke, the actual word. It is so canon!

Ana-Lucia tells Jack and Locke (I will not call them "Jocke") that Henry told her the same story he told them. Locke asks if she believes him, and Ana-Lucia says she wants more time with him. Locke says "he's all yours," but Ana's talking about tomorrow, so Henry has some time to think. Then, to Jack, she says, "If that's okay with you." "I didn't tell anyone, Ana," says Jack, and Ana's all, "No worries, man," and walks off, and Jack checks her out. Locke looks at the two of them, and we cut, presumably before Locke says, "You hittin' that?"

[Toxic]

^ LMAO. Oh, he'll be saying "Jocke" by the end of the season... AND WE ALL KNOW IT :D

(I love how he noted Jack checking Ana out... He sure doesn't check Kate out ;))hey everybody! I made a video with Jocke 2 months ago for a challenge, thought I share with you guys. It's not a romantic vid, hope you will like it though. :)

Here is the link to the vid's thread: Jocke (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26482)
Ouu. I remember watching that a while back. Awesome effects, clip-sequence, and song choice. It shows how much work was put into it :nod:

Thanks for linking us up :boogie:

[Nokoolaidforme]

hahah Daniel pwns.

ETA: Buwhahahah Toxic, your evil.

[nightskiesfading]

Love it Tox :crackup:

[Tao]

hahaha! I love the Jocke installments!

And I love the name Jocke. It's just so... perfectly suited for the pairing. ;)

[Cinderella85]

Sawyer: "Big Poppa? Yeah, saw'm chatting up the little Aussie girl not too long ago."
Jack: "... What did you say?"
Sawyer: "Yup. Daddy Warbucks and Annie. Who woulda thought?"
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:crackup:
Claire: "Seriously. Just tell him how ya feel."
Locke: "Do you really think I should? The island hasn't given me a sign yet..."
Locke: "Sometimes... I miss him so much, I can hardly stand it...
Locke: "... AND WE ALL KNOW IT!"
Locke: "... Except for Jack."

You're soooo funny. More more more :hyper:

Love 'Locke-a-bye-baby' too :rotflol:

[LuvinSawyer]

I look forward to seeing Jocke as much as I do Skate these days ! Jack and Locke ROCK!! :w00t:

So sign me up too !

Love the slogan "Gotta itch? " :crackup:

" Paralyzed man + Spinal Surgeon = Match Made In Heaven."
"Age doesn't matter. Neither does gender. Only Love."
" Locke's seen his destiny. It's Jack."

:crackup:

Tox,

You're Bathroom humor :crackup:

"... AND WE ALL KNOW IT!"


:crackup: :crackup:

I'm going to pee myself :crackup:

[Toxic]

:D Recruits rock my missing socks. Many thanks for the props!

The story shall continue soon :shifty:

And here's hoping for a good dose of Jocke angst tonight!

[wingpack10]

" Paralyzed man + Spinal Surgeon = Match Made In Heaven."
"Age doesn't matter. Neither does gender. Only Love."
" Locke's seen his destiny. It's Jack."


:rotflol: :rotflol: :crackup: :crackup:

*crosses fingers for Jocke angst tonight*

[nightskiesfading]

^ Laughs cause those are all mine. Jocke is an easy ship to make slogans for. :giggle:

We should have a Jocke photostory thread..kinda like EClaires...only slashier...

[ILuvMasterShake]

Can I be #35? Can I Can I, huh huh, please please:D
My contributions:
Jocke: Making a home out of a hatch
Jocke: Because Locke knows how to track Jack's package

[Tao]

Jocke: Because Locke knows how to track Jack's package

That last one is priceless! LOL

[LuvinSawyer]

Tonight in Lockdown, I thought Jack looked mighty jealous seeing Henry kneeling at Locke's side ;)

[Mmm_Sawyer]

^ Yes yes. And Locke got pretty defensive when 'Henry' was talking about how Jack talks to Locke. :D That episode totally made me think of Jocke. So I signed me up.


1. Toxic
2. Raven O'Reilly
3. Adelheid
4. InspiredByAKiss*
5. Foxy
6. Nightskiesfading
7. sydneysider
8. Oceanic815......
9. Athalia
10. BroDD
11. Hey-Freckles
12. Mmm_Sawyer

[Miss26thofmay]

Tonight in Lockdown, I thought Jack looked mighty jealous seeing Henry kneeling at Locke's side ;)
He is all: "Get away from my man, bitch!"

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And on the beach he wanted to get back to the hatch really quicky, so Locke and Henry, ehm what's his real name, were not alone too long. But he got carried away by Sawyer's smile. Didn't we all? :cloud9:

[Butterfly]

There is so a Jack/Locke/Henry triangle brewing. Between that and the Locke/Jack/Sawyer triangle I think we're going to get a lot of angsty Jocke scenes in the near future.

I believe in my ship! Jocke is fate! I will stick with it through the bad times as well as the good.

You guys think we'll get any HHS by the end of the season?

[Miss26thofmay]

HHS for Jocke? :crackup:

I laughed so hard that my mom gave me a look, that said "Now you have totally lost it!" No, I found it Jocke foreva!

[Butterfly]

Jocke HHS would be hotter than Sawyer in a microwave. No, seriously.

:eh:

[ceci]

Man, Jack's in two different triangles. How does he find the time?

[Butterfly]

Three if you count the one with Kate (which I don't)...I prefer the angst between the Jocke/Jawyer triangle and the Jocke/Hocke(?)Lenry(?)

All we need now is some scenes between Sawyer and Henry and we've got ourself a full blown trapezoid!

[ceci]

I only want Jack with Locke. I refuse to ship him with anyone else

[Miss26thofmay]

With all the triangles and quadragle stuff it can only lead to one conclusion, but I guess posting the word here would violate the PG-13 rule. ;)

[_Erica_]

I only want Jack with Locke. I refuse to ship him with anyone else


:nod: maybe exept his ego ;)

[ceci]

:nod: maybe exept his ego ;)
And his tears :p

[_Erica_]

And his tears :p

Uh-oh :p I don't wanna have anything in common with jack-water

[ceci]

Yeah Erica me neither but you can't have one without the other

[elpaw]

I think my sig reflects my ideas

[Toxic]

Updated the list. And here's the next part of our favorite couple's story. Fear not, things will get better eventually!

Or will they? :shifty:

Jocke in: The Misunderstanding [Part III - Separation]

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Locke: -Prays to the island to give him strength. (Or a sign.) Suddenly, he hears something. He knows those foot steps...-

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Locke: -Sits up, warily.- "Jack?"
Jack: -He sounds different. He's not the Jack we all love to hate (or hate to love.)- "How could you do this to me?"

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Locke: -Turns around slowly, noticing that Jack's PMSing.- "Jack, take it easy. How could I do ... what?"

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Jack: -His temper's taking over.- "Oh, no. You don't get to deny it, John."

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Locke: -Taking a step back, clearly worried and scared for the love of his life.- "Jack, please. Whatever it is, I'm sure it's part of my... our destiny."

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Jack: -Loses it completely.- "I SAW YOU TOGETHER!" (Ignoring the fact that he, indeed, had not seen Locke together with anyone. And - Off-Topic A/N: this is Jack's infamous exorcist face.)

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Locke: -Remembers that he was initally mad over seeing Jack and ANA.- "ME?! I saw YOU together."

[A crowd was now gathering to watch the old married couple fight.]

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-Both Jack and Locke are suddenly speechless.-

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Locke: -Locke is brave enough to break the tension first.- "Jack. Can't you see? The island... It's testing us..."

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Jack: -He almost laughs mockingly.- "Oh, well.. I guess we failed..."

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Locke: -He's stunned for a second.- "Are... are you breaking up with me?"

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Jack: -He swallows, hard.- "I'm so... sorry..." -Then he turns and walks away.-

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Sayid: "Locke? Is everything all right?"

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Locke: "No Sayid. Nothing is right anymore..."

TBC ...