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redemptionX

01-12-2006, 09:51 AM

:D :D :D :D Funny funny Funny :D :D :D :D

Xena_Lost

01-12-2006, 09:55 AM

I very nearly pee'd on myself when Charlie said that!

XxXRoxieXxX

01-12-2006, 09:56 AM

LMFAO one of the best charlie lines this season...not that there were much.....

ShadedSkies

01-12-2006, 04:32 PM

LOL that sentence made me laugh too! :D :D

LoVe4LoSt

01-12-2006, 04:44 PM

lol that was the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 lol i love charlie he can take a serious scene and make is hilarious

lunakasha

01-12-2006, 05:29 PM

:D :D :D :D Funny funny Funny :D :D :D :D

Charlie was great in this episode, especially his interactions with Eko!
His follow-up comment ("what kind of a priest are you?") was pretty funny too, Dominic is always fun to watch. I am DYING to see what he's gonna do with that "stash".....:eek:

:) Luna

lostnfound

01-12-2006, 05:31 PM

JESUS STICK is hilarious! omg i couldnt stop laughing..that was like one of the best lines/parts of last nites epi:rotflol: :crackup:

*Pauly*

01-12-2006, 05:32 PM

lmao yeah that was the best line from the episode.

heatdamaged

01-12-2006, 05:32 PM

Ummm, I looked at that thread title and went a whole other direction. Guess my mind really is in the gutter.:o ;)

stunnedtina

01-12-2006, 05:40 PM

It was so hilarious! When he said that I busted out laughing. Mom and dad for some reason didn't laugh. I guess they didn't feel like it but it was soo hilarious!

And when Eko told him to climb the tree and he looked back and up and then turned back to Eko and said "why don't you climb the tree" :crackup: I loved Charlie in this episode, so funny!

White Lotus

01-12-2006, 05:42 PM

Maaaaaan ... I was weak!!!

PeanutButterCrew

01-12-2006, 05:44 PM

shadows

01-12-2006, 05:51 PM

his singing was funny and cute too, i liked how he sounded. what was he singing tho?

*Pauly*

01-12-2006, 05:53 PM

I think he was singing plastic man by the Kinks not sure tho.

pacejunkie

01-12-2006, 05:55 PM

his singing was funny and cute too, i liked how he sounded. what was he singing tho?

It was a Kink's song called He's Evil.

Beat me with your Jesus Stick reminded me of an old Ian Dury and the Blockheads song called Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick. Heh.

La Mer

01-12-2006, 05:57 PM

That was my favorite line, it was so funny! And I also loved when Charlie was singing and Jin said something in Korean, and Charlie was like. "Why thank you Jin, I do have a lovely singing voice don't I?" Lol

Hollywood

01-12-2006, 06:04 PM

LMAO! I loved it when he said that line. :rotflol: I was sitting in the living room with my two older sisters and when Charlie said that I litterally busted out laughing and Kate and Jen both turned and looked at me like I was some crazy nut wacko. :crackup: I loved it!
And when he was singing that song by the Kinks.....LMAO!
"Jin, you know the Kinks? The Kinks? It's a good tune" :crackup:
Charlie cracks me up! :D

shadows

01-12-2006, 06:09 PM

thnx polarbear & pacejunkie. ... ah "He's Evil" ... a foreshow of Eko perhaps? or Charlie himself.

LovesJATE

01-12-2006, 07:59 PM

that was SO funny.......i was lmfao when he said that!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and when he was singing.....priceless. charlie kinda disapointed me with the heroin, but his lines totally made up for it!!!!

Glassball

01-12-2006, 08:15 PM

Hilarious =D

Bam

01-12-2006, 08:16 PM

ahh man thats gotta be one of the best lines in lost this season!

Count2Five

01-12-2006, 08:40 PM

I laughed out loud when he said that. I thought it was great! :D

Nephelim

01-12-2006, 08:43 PM

He had some awesome lines this episode. I love Charlie for his goofy English humour, we need more of it, especially when he's around Hurley or Sawyer. XD (I still die of laughter everytime I hear "you hit like a ponce")

UltraHyperShadow

01-12-2006, 08:59 PM

Ah yes. I was still laughing as the huge creature-of-black-smoke appeared from nowhere, at which point I stopped laughing and screamed "OH MY GOD!!!!!"

Scarlett

01-12-2006, 10:55 PM

ROFL I know, I about died laughing, even though it was a serious moment.

heyer8472

01-12-2006, 11:00 PM

That was the funniest thing Charlie has ever said

heatdamaged

01-13-2006, 02:59 AM

I am guessing I am the only one who first saw this thread under the "Eko is so freaking hot" thread and then had dirty thoughts. Hit me with the Jesus stick indeed.;)

ieatheartattacks

01-13-2006, 08:08 AM

the "aw, that's right, you don't do happy."-comment was hilarious as well. (:

xnera

01-13-2006, 09:25 AM

I've heard that expression before - has someone else said that in another Lost episode, or some other movie or tv show?

buffyfan145

01-13-2006, 09:46 AM

I was laughing so hard when Charlie said that about the Jesus stick!!! LOL And I thought it was funny when he was singing too. It kind of helped having the funny lines in there, since all the angst with Charlie and Claire. I think I might add that line to my sig too!!! :D

PeanutButterCrew

01-13-2006, 10:14 AM

It was a Kink's song called He's Evil.

Beat me with your Jesus Stick reminded me of an old Ian Dury and the Blockheads song called Hit Me With Your Rythym Stick. Heh.

I know what you mean I had that in my head all day after watching this ep but the words in my head were 'Beat me with your Jesus stick. Beat me, beat me!'

Hufflepuff

01-13-2006, 10:49 AM

I really liked Charlie resisting Eko and asking him who he thinks he is!

*Shell*

01-13-2006, 05:35 PM

I said Jesus stick really randomly and my friends just looked at like I was mad.

Vendetta

01-13-2006, 07:01 PM

And also, Jin was saying.. roughly translated.. "It's your fault (because of your singing) that the fishes are running away."

katrina_x

01-13-2006, 07:11 PM

And also, Jin was saying.. roughly translated.. "It's your fault (because of your singing) that the fishes are running away."

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:

OMFG. HAHAHAHA that's hilarious!!!!

watcher

01-14-2006, 11:28 AM

thnx polarbear & pacejunkie. ... ah "He's Evil" ... a foreshow of Eko perhaps? or Charlie himself.

offtopic...

lmfao your avatar... that's hilarious :D

kelymin

01-14-2006, 11:35 AM

heheh. charlie was great in this episode. and he's singing kink's songs with his funny voice too.

Meadow

01-14-2006, 12:13 PM

Eko can beat me with his Jesus stick any time;)

*Shell*

01-14-2006, 03:04 PM

Eko can beat me with his Jesus stick any time;)

Oh you had to ruin it.:no:

peanut_butter_kisses04

01-14-2006, 03:40 PM

Haha...when Charlie said that I was laughing so much. Then I began to get dirty thoughts:)

Dennie_Hebels

01-14-2006, 03:44 PM

In the deserts of Sudan
And the gardens of Japan
From Milan to Yucatan
Every woman, every man

Hit me with your Jesus stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Je t'adore, ich liebe dich,
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Jesus stick.
Hit me slowly, hit me quick.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the wilds of Borneo
And the vineyards of Bordeaux
Eskimo, Arapaho
Move their body to and fro.

Hit me with your Jesus stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
Das ist gut! C'est fantastique!
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Jesus stick.
It's nice to be a lunatic.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

In the dock of Tiger Bay
On the road to Mandalay
From Bombay to Santa Fe
Over hills and far away

Hit me with your Jesus stick.
Hit me! Hit me!
C'est si bon, mm? Ist es nicht?
Hit me! hit me! hit me!
Hit me with your Jesus stick.
Two fat persons, click, click, click.
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hit me! Hit me! Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! Ow!
Hit me!
Hit me!
Hit me! hit me!
Hit me (x5)
Hit me! Hit me! Hit me

Vilya-Gaviel

01-14-2006, 04:08 PM

Wow. I loved this episode, but this ws probably my favorite quote. I got 7 people in homeroom watching LOST and my friend and I were saying it all day. And when this guy told me to move(we have been in the same class for years) I said..." What if I don't? You gonna beat me with your Jesus stick?" and walked away. It was awesome. As I walked away he was like "What?"