Ethan and Claire = EClaire

[peanut butter]

I only fear you when you have a plan....

[PITAchic]

And I always have a plan :p

[peanut butter]

I know and it's very worrying! *bites nails in fear*

[PITAchic]

My next plan is to convert all the EClairians to Jate.... but I don't think that one will go over as well. So ConMama first, lol :D

[AliCat]

DID YOU JUST SAY JATE IN HERE?

Where did she go? Point me to the door she left from!

[PITAchic]

JATE JATE JATE JATE JATE JATE JATE. Oh, and JATE. It's FATE, Ali, it really is. :raspberry

[LadyIrina]

Jate??
Aaah! *screams and covers eyes*
The horror! The horror!

*ahem* Anyway, I'm back!
Ali; thanks for the link! I got to sign up on the I hate Jack list! :banana:

Erica; Had to work, and couldn't back to Elvis until now... I'm afraid it's going to take a little while longer to finish up on *you know what*... But your temple is shaping up nicely! :D

[*Shell*]

I want to Stay.
But I have to go.
Jate

[LadyIrina]

I want to Stay.
So I do.
Skate!

:D

[AliCat]

You guys are crazy.

[LadyIrina]

We're only following Ethan's good example! :p

[AliCat]

Point -- and match. :p

Irina, you jumped on the Jack Bashing bandwagon pretty quickly today.

BRAVO! But man, you should have been in there earlier -- we were getting flamed like crazy. Mods stepped in and everything. I actually got called a "wimp" for saying Jack was less than godly. Crazy.

Anyway. How's that Ethan update coming?

[PITAchic]

Geeze, that's why I'm staying away from there.... I love Jack to death, but I won't cause trouble or be mean to other people over it. Causing the mods to step in is a no-no!!!

Besides, it keeps me on my toes enough defending him around here... ;)

[LadyIrina]

Ah, Ethan update coming along very slowly... The real world wont just leave me alone! :(

But you got flamed for calling Jack a wimp?? Holy cow, batman...
Even his fans are sanctimonious, it seems. Somebody should remind them that this is just a TV show...

[AliCat]

But you know, Meggles, we wouldn't hate him nearly as much if his followers were *sensible* and could ADMIT that he's just a character -- and a mighty flawed one at that. But people on this board are CRAZY, just batcrap crazy.

I can't believe how passionately people defend a TV CHARACTER. If we Americans were as passionate about politics as we are about TV SHOWS, our country really COULD be the greatest beacon of hope in the world!

And you know what, Meggles -- we have enough respect for you around here that if you were *really* offended by what we said, we'd STOP SAYING IT JUST FOR YOU. Other people are just crazy, though!

[LadyIrina]

I'm a fanatical Skater, but I'm also the first to admit that Sawyer is far from perfect.
It's probably one of the reasons I like him as much as I do! :D

[AliCat]

But that's the difference, Irina. You recognize him for what he is -- incredibly flawed. The people in Jack forum who were flaming at us today would NOT admit that Jack's decisions lately have been flawed AT BEST and that he *at least* has issues he needed to deal with. The guy is extremely unstable, but no one seems to notice it because OMG ELCB WTF SAWYER!!!! You know what I mean?

[PITAchic]

See, that's the thing; I love Jack, but I am by no means so deluded that I think he's perfect. Who wants a perfect guy, anyway? I love him because he tries and he fails and he's human like the rest of us (or as human as a TV character gets, lol). Because he's the flawed hero, and that's freaking sexy.

And though it is crazy to defend a TV character like that, I can only say I relate because I've had to defend ConMama so much :rolleyes: But not enough to bash or offend other people over it.

And you know what, Meggles -- we have enough respect for you around here that if you were *really* offended by what we said, we'd STOP SAYING IT JUST FOR YOU. Other people are just crazy, though!Thank you, and I know you guys would. But the fact is, why be offended when it's fun? If you can't have fun semi-bashing a character you love, then you have issues and need to cut back on this idyllic character obsession. Every character on Lost has flaws, as do we all. So poke some fun, yet still love them, and GET OVER IT! I have more fun in here defending Jack to you guys than I think I would worshiping him over in a Jack lover's thread.

Oh, and Irina, I love imperfect Sawyer, too! ;)

[LadyIrina]

When I first joined lost-forum, I mostly kept at the Skate thread as they RULE at the humor! You're actually allowed to poke fun at our beloved southerner, as long as it's done with affection! :D
I was so happy to find EClaire! Another great place with HUMOR!
But I've had a sneaking feeling that Jack is too sacred to ever be made fun off by his fans...
And we anti-Jacks aren't allowed either, obviously... :(

Imperfect Sawyer is sooo very lovable, isn't he? :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

hey hey hey: has this suddenly become the "General Ship Discussion Thread"? Not sure I can allow this, I'm gonna have to put my Jesus stun-gun on standby :p


Oh, and no mentioning Jack without having 'hanging' in the same sentence ;)

[AliCat]

This is why I love and respect you, Meggles. You are honest and your obsessions have LIMITS.

And, just for you, I will permit Locke to be hung the next time it comes up. Even though I love Locke, I would hang him, just for you. :p Just don't go telling people in the Temple of Locke that I said that. I've been bashed around enough today. :)

EDIT: Ice, you are the Godfather of EClaire -- I rule here. Back off. :p j/k

[PITAchic]

This is why I love and respect you, Meggles. You are honest and your obsessions have LIMITS.

And, just for you, I will permit Locke to be hung the next time it comes up. Even though I love Locke, I would hang him, just for you. :p Just don't go telling people in the Temple of Locke that I said that. I've been bashed around enough today. :)

Aww, thank you, Ali!!! :hug: I would love to hang Locke; in fact, that may lead me to hang Jack (*ONE TIME*), the next time it comes up :D And it'll be the EClairians secret only ;)

[LadyIrina]

Ah, it's going to be VERY hard for me... As Locke is one of my fave characters...
But gimme a REAL picture of the doc hanging around, (get the pun?) and I will go with the flow! :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

awww hanging Characters for the sake of Love.....I can feel the affection here :p

EClaire: its love that drives us to insanity

[AliCat]

EClaire -- we'll hang anyone for love.
EClaire -- we'll hang anyone FOR EACH OTHER. Muhahahahaha

And Irina, unluckily, I can't photoshop worth a damn, so someone else'd have to do the actual picture manips.

[LadyIrina]

Hmm, yeah, got the same problem...
Very limited what I can magic up on my dear Elvis... (Who is currently acting like a poo-head!) But anyway, there has to be someone with enough Jack hatred in their heart that will take pity on us??

[Ice Berg Legend]

I'd do it but I wouldnt do it any justice.

ehsteve or Eri will do a much better job of it

[LadyIrina]

Then we must hassle them into it!
I really wanna see good doc so sweet with nimble feet To dance upon the air!
(quote from O Wilde turned EClairian!)

[PITAchic]

Oh dear Lord. Here, but only because I love Ali and ya all so deeply. Now someone owes me Locke's head!!!

Oh, and I hung gay Jack, just for the extra humor and irony ;)

[LadyIrina]

Oh dear me...
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
:rotflol: :rotflol: :rotflol:
:banana: :banana: :banana:
:clap: :clap: :clap:
:cloud9: :cloud9: :cloud9:

I guess that says it all...? You just made my day!

[Ice Berg Legend]

lmao!!

good effort Meggles, it's as if Jack has no idea that somones just placed a rope around his neck and that he's about to be hanged :D :D

[PITAchic]

Lol, I'm glad you guys liked it! :rolleyes: Okay, I do admit, it is hella funny. But I still want Locke hung one of these days! :D

[LadyIrina]

Gotta sign off again...
Got a busy day tomorrow, and dunnow how much time I get to spend on this glorious EClaire thread...
Anyways, keep the hanging going and give my regards to Erica and the Others that stumble in here! :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

laters Irina, I'm off to sleep too. G'night all

[PITAchic]

Bye, guys! :waves:

[AliCat]

Meggles... you... stole... my... heart. *sniff, sniff* You hung Gay Jack!

I WILL find a way to hang Locke for you. Maybe I can make him Gay Locke, just for you. :p

[_Erica_]

Some people go away, some people show up, Hey :waves:

[AliCat]

Erica, I KNEW you'd be in sooner or later!

[_Erica_]

Ha, told you that ;) So, what are we up to? :plotting:

[PITAchic]

Meggles... you... stole... my... heart. *sniff, sniff* You hung Gay Jack!

I WILL find a way to hang Locke for you. Maybe I can make him Gay Locke, just for you. :p
OMG, I would so love if he was Gay Locke! But straight or gay, if he's hanging, then it'll be great! :D

And hey, Eri!

[_Erica_]

OMG, I would so love if he was Gay Locke! But straight or gay, if he's hanging, then it'll be great! :D

And hey, Eri!

Whhaaaat? What did I miss?

[PITAchic]

I gave in to peer pressure and the love of you all and hung Gay Jack :o

[AliCat]

Meggles has REAL love for us, Erica. Not like those strange people who flamed me for disliking Jack earlier today. They don't know what real love is; they wouldn't have hung anyone for Jack, but Meggles hung Jack for us.

That made no sense.

Oh, and uh, Erica? Dude, are you like, ever going to read part 7 of my story? Cause, like, you haven't yet? And you said you would?

(Did you like my Hurley impression?)

and, LOL, I think I'm going to make Gay Jack my next avi, with the words "Rainbow Brite" below his rainbow shirt... he he he

[PITAchic]

Lol, strangely, that did make sense, Ali :p

And dude, you are so good at sounding like Hurley!

EDIT: And omg, that avi actually sounds hilarious! I think I've been spending too much time over here..... :rolleyes:

[_Erica_]

Dude, you make great Hurley ;)
I've read part 7 the day you posted it, but I know what you mean- review.. Will be done today, just give a chance to wake up little more...

I don't like Stop making Jack thread :no: people there are... not cool :no: dude...

[AliCat]

Kate is making me a Rainbow Jack avi... he he he

You don't have to comment on there, no worries. But what did you think?

[_Erica_]

What do I think? I'm voting for you :p And I really, really want to leave you a nice,longer-than-awesome-story-dude review and I'll do that aalthough I'm little afraid to write it. You know that voiceing myslef isn't what I do best, or even good at that matter...

a Rainbow Jack avi? *giggles* Wouldn't you be scared to show around jack forum with it? ;)

[AliCat]

NO. I'm doing it in DEFIANCE of the Jack forums. Bring it on, people! Flame away -- I guarantee my Jack flames in a gayer way than yours does! :p

[_Erica_]

Oh me.. my :crackup: I just saw the hanging Jack... :crackup: ( hope, didn't wake up my Mom :rolleyes: )

Where is Meggles? I need her here
it's now offcial: I love her ( wait aminute did I just quoted Sawyer? ;) )
an I'll personally hang Locke

Ali, I think I'm gonna crack up completety when I see that avi. :p

[PITAchic]

I'm here now! Sorry, I am completely having a moment and am enthralled in a Skate story... just trying to relate to the opposition, lol ;)

And aww, thanks, Eri! :) I love you, too :hug: :D

And I am looking forward to a hanging Locke!

[_Erica_]

Yeah, Locke- will do that, just need to find out how to make a noose :o

Ali- 'your orientation video' made me LMAO. This is a beutiful moring (well 4 am) a lot of fun in here :banana:

Speaking about fun, I figured that is something that we, by we I mean all the EClaireian Tribe, can do to bring Fun into other members life:

A Goofy Faces Challenge

Just look at them:
http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/3396/normalhuntingpartycap2310rv.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/6862/normalhuntingpartycap5885kf.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9031/normalthemoth0521oq.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[PITAchic]

For the noose for both Jack and Charlie, I just Googled the word "noose," found some pics, then hung them in Photoshop, lol ;)

And :crackup: ! That's a great idea, Eri! You gotta love screen caps like that :D

[AliCat]

LMBO, Eri, those are great! Where's that Charlie/drugs faced banner you had? That "Guhawwww" pic of Charlie? That one would be great for this.

The Faces of Lost, EClaire style:

[Scarlett]

I don't like the Jack-bashing :no:

He's definitely high-strung, but isn't this ship about EClaire love, not character hate? (unless it's AnaL muhahahaha *hypocritical laugh*)

[AliCat]

It's not so much bashing, as sharing. We dont really hate Jack, you know. He's just an easy target...

Although, if it bothers you, we'll stop. :)

[PITAchic]

"Jack sharing".... that's a nice way to put it, Ali ;)

I'm still Jack loving, though. And take that however you want. :p

[_Erica_]

^ I don't like the Ana-bashing :no:

Ali, which pic you have on mind? I've made many banners and many pics of Charlie's face were involved :p

I really love that screen caps and have a bunch of them saved on my Homer :D
So, do we start that challenge or what? *wink, wink*

[AliCat]

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: we're not deliberately trying to malign anyone here; most of us feel the same way about certain characters' flaws and those are the people the majority of us pick on. We are an equal opportunity ship, though, so we'll happily pick on or NOT pick on whoever you'd like.

[Scarlett]

We are an equal opportunity ship
Lol love the phrasing. I certainly wasn't trying to restrict free EClaire speech, just stating my opinion.

Btw, who else thought of EClaire when Jack mentioned "Ethan"? I did!!

[capnlou]

Meggles, saw the hanging Jack, I LOVE YOU!
I would make anything for you now, even, dare I say it, a Jate banner. Or maybe I've just been taken over by the love of EClaire, I think it's been said before, but who would of thought that Ethan's obbsesion with Claire would have made the nicest thread like, ever.
I love the funny faces, but are we doing something with them, or just putting up the funny faces?

EClaire: Why ya running like Ethan's chasing ya'? (in Scottish accent)
EClaire: Who would imagine the temple of Jack would have been more hateful than the temple of Ethan?

[PITAchic]

Lol, thanks Lou! I'm feeling the love! :lotsalove

I can't believe all I had to do was hang Jack, lol ;)

I think this thread is making me crazy... I like it.

[AliCat]

Heya, Lou! Love that last slogan. I really do. I've just received my "Rainbow Brite Jack" avatar from a source that will remain nameless, lest she get bashed as well.

And yep, Scarlett -- my heart gave a little skip when he said Ethan... I almost squealed for joy!

[_Erica_]

EClaire: Who would imagine the temple of Jack would have been more hateful than the temple of Ethan? Love that

Sorry I wasn't here for a moment, Homer froze when I wanted to upload some goofy Sawyer pics :rolleyes:

Btw, who else thought of EClaire when Jack mentioned "Ethan"? I did!! I did! For a second I was hoping that the Beared Man will say " Oh, I didn't send a spy, EClaire is all about trie loce" or somethin' like it ;)

Lou, I was thinking about regular challenge, like the first Eclaire challenge in challenge section, am I making any sense now?

[capnlou]

Yeah, that makes sense, I like it. Can't get enough of humour, makes me wanna go funny face searching.

[Scarlett]

^ lol as usual, great graphics

[_Erica_]

^ lol as usual, great graphics

you mean screen caps?

[capnlou]

does anyone have a pic of claire from the uk promo or know where I could get one?

don't worry, found one

[_Erica_]

Is that the dancing promo?
And probably you'll find it on lost-media,

EDIT:

http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/3618/normalpilot2caps3031xb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img5.imageshack.us/img5/2997/normaltabularasa0424ra.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[PITAchic]

*giggles at pics*

I'm going to have to go search for some of those later!

[_Erica_]

If you want to find Sawyer's it's gonna be tough- this guy almost never has a goofy expressionon his face... but Charlie, well Charlie is Charlie :p

[PITAchic]

I bet I could find some Sawyer ones.... or at least I'll try!

I want more Hurley ones, though, too.

[capnlou]

Yeah, charlie is too easy, and just to prove that point,

[AliCat]

Okay, here goes: tell me what you think of my Rainbow Brite Jack.

[_Erica_]

LMAO... ( I LMAO a lot today...)

Yeap, Charlie is just too easy...

Hey, the promo pics for epi 13 are up :plotting:

EDI%T: Rainbow Brite Jack? Where, ali? *looks around*

[capnlou]

Where's rainbow brite Jack? I'm excited to see it!

[PITAchic]

Me too!!! (for some strange reason :eh: Lol)

[AliCat]

How's that?

[capnlou]

Yay! LMAO!!! I love it, now go post something in the 'I love Jack' thread (if you dare). hehe

[AliCat]

Are...you...daring...ME? Nah, I don't think so. Jack is the only flaming thing I want around me right now. Boy, I got bashed enough today. And, really, I wasn't flaming Jack! All I was saying was that I believe he acts irrationally and anti-heroically, and that yes, he DOES cry too much. But GOD, you'd've thought I stabbed someone, the way I was mobbed.

[_Erica_]

*screams* ' AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa'
Ali you can't be serious...plaese, and where is my beloved Fluffy?
I'm gonna cry :eh:

But serious, avi is.. nice? *mumbles something about Jack being nice* :rolleyes: but I still prefer Fluffy

Oh, btw I need your help. I need Sawyer's nicnames for Aaron and Libby, any ideas? *puppy eyes*

[PITAchic]

Lol, it's.... cute, Ali! Haha, okay, so it's fricking hilarious!

But, I still don't think he acts irrationally or anti-heroically. ;) He's doing the best he can!

And, okay, so maybe he cries a little bit too much, but really, it's not that bad...

[AliCat]

*sigh* You want Fluffy back? I'll put up ANGRY fluffy, then. Tomorrow. I want *someone* to see my Rainbow Brite Jack first.

Libby? "Sigmund Freud" maybe?
Aaron? "Rugrat"? dunno. sorry!

Yeah, but, Meggles -- you wouldn't *attack* me for disagreeing with me, you'd just tell me your side, I'd tell you mine, we'd still be friends. You wouldn't call me *names* and say I was stupid for disagreeing, right? (Right?)

Frankly, I think people take this show and the characters way too seriously, but then, that's just me.

[capnlou]

there there, you'll be safe from the scary Jack fans here, and no, I wouldn't advise going in there, but I do love it.

So, is someone going to start a funny faces challenge, cause I hardely think we could put them all here and not interfere with EClaire at least a little.

[_Erica_]

*keeps eyes closed on purpouse not to see Jack* Sorry, I just can't eat my breakfast when he keeps staring at me :eh:

Ali, you don't have to do that, I have my Fluffy banner *somewhere* *scolds herself for leaving banners evry here and there* so I'll just use it :)
Keep your Jacko avi

EDIT: Oh, yes, the challenge... Ali? Meggles? Do you want start it?

Idea for title: blablabla brought to you by EClaire9ian) Tribe *sorry, I just love thet*

[PITAchic]

Ali, I think you're stupid for disagreeing with me :rolleyes: Lol, you know I'm kidding :hug:

People need to learn to respect more! R-E-S-P-E-C-T!

[_Erica_]

^ a hint for me, Meggles? About that can't eat? :(

[AliCat]

*sigh* You know what, it ain't worth it. I'm changing my avi back.

I'll stay away from the subject of Jack from now on. It's just too sore for me today; I've never been flamed for an opinion before --not about a character, anyway -- and I'd rather not have to defend what I feel is a valid argument for Jack's instability to anyone, not even my friends here. I have a hard time understanding how anyone can look at him and think "leader", in the true sense of the word. Maybe that's just my life experience talking; I find that I'm a heck of a lot older than most folks on this forum. I've long since lost my naivete and idealism when it comes to people in general and to specific psychological profiles in particular... I didn't join L-F to argue with people or try to prove anything; I joined for fun. I thought most other people would have too, but it looks like I was wrong. People are just too damn touchy, and I guess today I'm one of them.

We'll just chalk it up to PMS and I'll see y'all tomorrow (or the next day).

Meggles, I'm working on the fic right now and I'll send you what I have in the next 1/2 hour or so.

G'night everyone.

[capnlou]

I know Ali is leaving now but I have to agree with her on the 'fun' thing. I went into the theories section once and I won't again because everyone is very serious and trying to be scientific but most of the posts are just "this theory has already been researched, you suck".
Perhaps there should be a humour section to lf, lol.

[PITAchic]

*sigh* You know what, it ain't worth it. I'm changing my avi back.

I'll stay away from the subject of Jack from now on. It's just too sore for me today; I've never been flamed for an opinion before --not about a character, anyway -- and I'd rather not have to defend what I feel is a valid argument for Jack's instability to anyone, not even my friends here. I have a hard time understanding how anyone can look at him and think "leader", in the true sense of the word. Maybe that's just my life experience talking; I find that I'm a heck of a lot older than most folks on this forum. I've long since lost my naivete and idealism when it comes to people in general and to specific psychological profiles in particular... I didn't join L-F to argue with people or try to prove anything; I joined for fun. I thought most other people would have too, but it looks like I was wrong. People are just too damn touchy, and I guess today I'm one of them.

We'll just chalk it up to PMS and I'll see y'all tomorrow (or the next day).

Meggles, I'm working on the fic right now and I'll send you what I have in the next 1/2 hour or so.

G'night everyone.
Aww, Ali... I hope you know I was just joking. If you change your avi back, I'm making my own gay Jack one (just to be stubborn)! Yes, people do need to get over it and not be too touchy, but that's the way all life is. At least here, we have mods to help sort it out :rolleyes:

Can't wait to get the fic.

[_Erica_]

Aaaw, now I feel just sad :( Maybe I should just shut up today...

[AliCat]

It wasn't really aimed at you, Meggles (or anyone else here). I'm just tired, depressed, and took it very personally today when I got called names. It's hard to realize you're 30 years old and someone can knock you back to the school playground in a moment of being *too serious* about something inconsequential.

I was sitting here thinking, "Wow, some of those Jackers really need to get a life!" and then I thought, "wait, my reaction to what was said is just as serious a problem as *what was said*". So, it's more my problem than anyone else's. I need a break before I *really* start telling people what's on my mind instead of trying to be tactful.

[Aislynn]

You know, even when Sawyer gets caught with a "goofy" expression, he's still smokin' hot! Just my opinion, of course... ;)

And I have to confess, when Jack said, "Ethan?" I did a total fangirly squeal. Then I thought, "Did I just fangirl squeal for Ethan?" And yep, it was true that I had. :p Oh and now I'm really wondering where Ethan came from now. 'Cause I don't think Zeke the Gordon's Fisherman ;) had a clue who Jack was talking about. To me, he looked all, "Uh, yeahhhhhhhhhhhh Ethan, uh-huh, sure -- Note to self, find out who the heck 'Ethan' is." :p

Now that my Ethan "Stockholm Syndrome" vid is done, :boogie: I'm ready to get the EClaire love a-rollin'! Got a great song picked out (I, uh, hope... :eh: :) ) but I won't say what it is just yet in case I swap it out a couple dozen times like I often do. ;)

Wish me luck! :grouphug:

Hey, where'd Cindy go? Dang it, I've got to remember not to do too many of those EClaire group hugs or we'll totally run out of EClairians before long! :eek:

~Aislynn

PS - Sorry you've had such a crummy day today, Ali! It's a shame when people get SO worked up over a fictional character. I mean, I love Sawyer and it bugs me when people bash him, but life is stressful enough without me jumping in and calling them names or whatever. My blood pressure can't take it! ;) Better just to walk away and remember that everybody is entitled to their own opinions.

More flowers, just because :flowers2:

Hope you have a better day, hun! :D

[PITAchic]

Okay, then, Ali :hug: But don't take it too personally; really, those people who bash you mean nothing. They obviously don't know you, or that you're a great person, even if you don't agree with them. Not every person in this world is going to agree on everything; that's what makes us individuals and unique. Know that we all love you, Ali, and that's what matters!

[capnlou]

I was listening to this song yesterday, and first I gotta say that EClaire doesn't actually literally give me shivers, but when I was listening to this I thought of EClaire and completely freaked out. It's inspired by "Silence of the Lambs" and although it's done in a lighthearted way, *shivers*

http://prettymad.net/lyrics/greenskeepers-lotion.lyrics.txt

Oh, and new avi!

[PITAchic]

I'll have to listen to that song, then!

And I love the new avi! :thud:

[capnlou]

Yeah, be stuck on a pirate ship with Sawyer, I :censored: wish. I think I'd have to have Sayid be my navigator to.:)

[PITAchic]

I am so in love with pirates... so thinking about Sawyer and Sayid (*cough* and Jack *cough*) being pirates on my ship... geeze, what a sexy thought! :tud:

[_Erica_]

Sawyer and Sayid pirates? :thud:
I was supoused to stay quiet Opps :worry:

[capnlou]

I'll make a banner...sometime.;)

[PITAchic]

Ooh, I'd love to see a banner sometime! :D

[capnlou]

My mum's telling me off for being on here now so I gotta go,
Cya all, I will make that banner.:)

[PITAchic]

Bye, Lou! And I LOVE your new banner!!! :D

[_Erica_]

*steps in, looks around* Hey?

[PITAchic]

Hey Erica, lol :p

[_Erica_]

Hey Meg, no noose around? ;)

[PITAchic]

Lol! No, I don't think so...

So, how's that whole "voting" thing going? ;)

[_Erica_]

Not now, later ;) I've just started something in the photoshop :plotting:

I've came back from Skate section, did you know they are inspired by ConMama day, and so PB*Js. They all want officail days for their ships *giggles*

[PITAchic]

Are you joking me? Skate is having their own day now? Geeze... I knew ConMama day would start a chain reaction! That's okay, because ConMamians are the ones that thought of it, so the others are just copy cats ;)

[_Erica_]

I think they have dozen Skate days- one every month :rolleyes: yeah, :nod: at chain reaction, I dunno, do jaters have their day too?

Aw, we should hae Official EClaire day :plotting: and celebrate it by the biggest Hanging Party of the year :cool:

What do you think?

[PITAchic]

I just checked the Jate thread, and they don't have their own day yet. I think I'll go start one, lol.

And we should have an EClaire day! And we can just hang everyone, so no one gets left out or has hurt feelings, lol ;)

[_Erica_]

LoL, but wait by everyone you mean every-single character or every EClairians? ;) J/k

But I'm not sure if we should try to hang Hurley :rolleyes:
and maybe leave Steve alone, but hec it would be fun to hang Sawyer, don't you think? :plotting:

[PITAchic]

Lol, of course I meant the characters... *cough* ;)

And I'm sure we could find a nice, thick rope for Hurley. And I don't know why I'm agreeing, but it would be a lot of fun to hang the Southern Sex God! (I think I'm on a hanging high! :eh: )

[_Erica_]

he he he *evil-step-sister laugh* :plotting:

It's not your fault, it's the power of EClaire ;)
But we'll have problem with hanging him... as I said before ' no pics with goofy expression on his face' :no: he is just too sexy, wait what did I wanted to say? *coughs* nevermind

[PITAchic]

He is too sexy... I have some ideas of what to do with that rope after we hang him.... (wait, they don't really die when we hang them, right? 'Cause then that'd be gross :eh: I think I need mental help...)

Oh, and I started a Jate Day, lol. Just thought I'd share with all the Jate lovers in here :rolleyes: ;)

[_Erica_]

I've been there, the Jate Day thread ;)
Mental help? You're not the only one... *shouts* LiiiiBbyyyy, Ohh Libby, can you leave Hurely for a second and come here?

Yesterday at the store I've heard something similar to our idea of 'what to do with Sawyer' just will take me a minute to type it

[PITAchic]

Oh yes, let's call Libby, who probably has quite a few problems of her own after spending 48 days with AnaL :rolleyes: Lol

[_Erica_]

yeap, well do you know any other shrink in LOSt-world? :p LOL But you're right- after spending 48 days with she needs a therapy...

Anyway, when I was trying not to get bored to death at work yesterday, to the store came to 12-years-old (give or take a year) girls and they were chatting about last epi ( by last I mean exodus part1) and it went like this:
A: Oh come on Lost is really prudish show, it haven't been any 'bed-scene' yet
B: yeah. only our sugar-candy (this part is original, she said it in english) saves the reputation. At that point they started giggling like such kids can causing a couple of people to look at them...

will finish in a minute
*goes to feed tortoises*

[PITAchic]

Lol! Sorry I just disappeared, my mom called me downstairs and would not quit talking! For 2 1/2 hours! Ahh!!!

Anyway, I really want to hear the rest of this, now!

[_Erica_]

Actually I wasn't here either, Homer keeps acting like a mad-computer today :rant:

Anyway: From the next part of their conversation I find out that "sugar candy" was reffering to Sawyer, and he saves the reputation of the show by walking around in his pants only (or without them) at the end one of them said:
"Oooooh I would soo- the rest she only whispered, so I can only imagine what was that thing... I couldn't help but Laught at loud, that's was really funny :rotflol:

[PITAchic]

OMG!!! :crackup: And these girls were around 12? Geeze, Lost is corrupting the minds of young people! :p

[_Erica_]

:nod: :nod: that's exactly what I thought... So as you can see, we are not that bad with our mental health condition ;) *evil laugh*

[PITAchic]

It's the 12 year olds that are bad, lol. I am at least legal! Though I don't know what age is legal where you live... but it's 18 in the US. But now that I think about it, since Lost is on some island in the middle of nowhere, do laws count? Like, age-wise? And if they don't count on the island, would they count once they got rescued? (like a 16 year old and a 30 year old dating, for example) And whose laws would apply? 'Cause they were leaving Austrailia, but were heading for the US. But they were heading to Fiji, right? So maybe Fiji's laws apply?

I think I just gave that all a bit too much thought.... :eh:

[_Erica_]

LOL, I just thought about thet new character, wait, I don't want to spoil you...
It's 18 here ( in Poland) too.
Now I'm glad there is no 12yearold girl on the island... :rolleyes: and Sawyer is probably glad, too LOL

[PITAchic]

I've heard about the new character... the 16 year old girl, right? I don't like new characters. Urgh.

[_Erica_]

yeah, what's who I was talking about... Why you don't like new characters?

[PITAchic]

Because I think they take away from the old characters too much. And they kill the characters that I already love *glares at AnaL* And they mess with my ships. And they get arrested in real life and cause trouble for the writers and producers.

Maybe it's just really Ana that I hate? :p

But seriously, there's all ready so many characters to focus on, why bring in more so fast?

[heatdamaged]

Hi guys. This is my first venture into shipping so I don't know if I am doing this right. I guess I need to add my name to a list or something? Sorry for my lack of 'ship etiquette, I have pretty much been an anti-shipper. I started seeing EClaire popping up in sigs, and decided to come here to check it out. I thought this was going to be another 'OMG [insert ship name here] FOREVA111', thread, but I was pleasantly surprised to see that it is all in fun, and that everyone seems to have a twisted sense of humor which I love.:D

Are you guys still doing the slogan thing? If so, here is my lame attempt at one(I read through a bunch of them, but I hope this isn't a repeat).

"EClaire-even anti-shippers are jumping on the bandwagon!"

[PITAchic]

Welcome, heatdamaged! If you like twisted sense of humors, then you will definitely love hanging out here! We have tons of evil fun ;)

And yup, still doing the slogan thing; that one is great! :D

[_Erica_]

Because I think they take away from the old characters too much. And they kill the characters that I already love *glares at AnaL* And they mess with my ships. And they get arrested in real life and cause trouble for the writers and producers.

Maybe it's just really Ana that I hate? :p

But seriously, there's all ready so many characters to focus on, why bring in more so fast?

LOL, I'm sorry *giggles* I like your reasons, they are great, I mean it, I never thought about in that way, exept messing with the ships part...

Hi heatdamaged *waves*

Starting from the end ( I usually do that way) yes, we still do the slogans thing, we are attempting to reach 1'000 of them.
Your slogan is fine, we havan't anything similar so far ( at least I think so)

And yes, if you want to become EClaireian you have to sign up to our list- I believe the list on page #1 is the final, updated version, so you can use it.

EDIT: will definitely love hanging out here! :crackup: hanging around... Meggles that's hilarious, maybe we shouldn't greet our new members with that line :crackup:

[*Shell*]

So... Loads of people are thinking that Ethan is coming back.
Do we?

[PITAchic]

Lol, I'm glad you like my reasons ;) That's just what I think. But, you know, like the writers really care what I alone think :rolleyes: But they will one day.... :plotting: *insert evil laugh here*

EDIT: LMAO! I was laughing as I wrote that line, Eri! I just didn't know how else to say that we all just... hang around here. Is there another word for hang? We all "chill" around here? :eh:

And Shell, I have no clue what we think.... I just kinda go with it, lol. I don't care one way or the other :D

[_Erica_]

one way or the other ROTFL..... other.... Am I on EClaire high? Everythng makes me laugh today...

You know what Meg? You already have your offcial title here, but maybe you should get another one: "anOther step-sister' or something like that :)

Aww, we *do* hang around here, especially with : Jack, Charlie and Ana :plotting:

[PITAchic]

Lol, I'm cracking up too, so it's not just you! :p

And hey, I don't mind having two titles! ;)

And Locke will be the next one to be "hanging" out...... *grins* :D

[_Erica_]

Oh, Locke "John, where are you? I need to talk to you! John?"

I'll hang hin in the evening, when everyone will be here- hanging Locke must be public :p

[PITAchic]

Whoo-hoo! A public Locke hanging! I shall look especially nice, since it's such a special occasion ;)

And you should check the hatch; isn't that where he always is?

[_Erica_]

Nah, he isn not there it's chana shift now, I've been there and the only sing of human presence in there was some wierd noise from the bathroom...

[PITAchic]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: That was great! I knew Chana had something going on! And people still think they haven't even met yet :no: Just goes to show them!

So, where is ConMama at? ;)

[*Shell*]

:grouphug:
Just felt like it.

[_Erica_]

*Shell* you need to watch that grop hugs in here. After every hug someone is missing (abducted)

I dunno, Meg where they should be? ;)

[PITAchic]

So who went missing this time? *looks around*

And ConMama should be behind a tree.

[peanut butter]

Morning All!! Afternon ect.

[_Erica_]

I can't see *Shell* anymore *looks around again*

why behind a tree? Can't they be in some more comfortable place?

Hey Von

[*Shell*]

I'm here!

[PITAchic]

Hey Von! And it's 3:30 am here, so very early morning.

And they have to be behind a tree, Eri, 'cause the joke over in the Sawyer/Claire thread is that they've been *ahem* "playing around" behind trees when they're both off camera :D Though I suppose they could move it someplace a bit more comfortable...

[peanut butter]

Ahhh! How is everyone? Thought about NOT hanging me?

[_Erica_]

Oww, didn't notice you...
So who's missing?

[*Shell*]

Its 11:34 here.
So morning.

[PITAchic]

Ali's avi is missing.... but that's been missing for awhile. Maybe from the last group hug?

[_Erica_]

Probably...
Nah Von, noone wants to hang you *for now* if want to be naged please stand in the line ;)


So, what's about ConMama 'behind the tree'?

[peanut butter]

Maybe I'll stay out of that line actually! Would anyone like cake? *brings big huge chocolate cake and knife out*

[_Erica_]

a PB*J-er armed with knife *takes a few steps back*
so, Von why don't you put that knife away? ;)

[peanut butter]

Oh you have the wrong idea! It's to cut the cake!

[*Shell*]

I'd Like some cake.

[peanut butter]

*hands cake on a plate to Shell* Enjoy!

[PITAchic]

Well, I'm finally going to bed, loves! But I'll be back on in about... 6 hours or so. Love you all! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:(<--- individual hugs, for safety reasons ;) ) Can't wait for the public Locke hanging!

[peanut butter]

Meggles! Goodnight :glomp: *gives Meggles a doggy bag with cake in*

[_Erica_]

*sighs with relief* you never know... I've done so many things, that I wouldn't be suprised to see PB&J shippers seeking for revenge :eh: nevermind, didn'tsay anything *whistles*

EDIT: Bye Meggles, have a nice nap *waves*

[peanut butter]

*hands cake to Erica* there you go!

[PITAchic]

Thanks for the cake, Von! :glomp:

Okay, I'm really leaving now!

[peanut butter]

Anyone else for cake?

[_Erica_]

*says Good night to Meggles again* now go away, girl ;)

EDIT: Mmm, This cake is tasty :) Thanks Von

[peanut butter]

Ahh no problem! I'll leave a bit for the rest of my EClairian friends! You are my friends right?

[*Shell*]

I want more cake.

[_Erica_]

I ... guess .... so *evil-step-sister-laugh* *coughs* I mean, of course we are your friends :)

[peanut butter]

*hands cake out* I'm going now! Bye xxx :glomp: :hug:

[_Erica_]

See ya :rolleyes:

[*Shell*]

Bye :waves:

[_Erica_]

So, *Shell* are you still here?

[Ice Berg Legend]

oh boy, people have been busy on this thread last night :)

I'd be lying if I said I read through the whole thing but I did see some funny photo's of Charlie and Sawyer as well as more hilarious Jack bashing :D

[_Erica_]

Hey Ice :D

Did you notice that I'm 'senior' now? All because of last night and morning

[Ice Berg Legend]

Morning Eri, I see you have been a busy beaver last night :D

well done on becoming a senior, keep up the good work :)

[_Erica_]

Yeah, that's what happens when i can't sleep :rolleyes:

What do you mean by 'good' work? *suspicious*

[Ice Berg Legend]

good work = Goofy Charlie pics and general Jackass talk :type:

...oh, and your top secret stuff (so secret not even I know what it is) :p

[_Erica_]

Oh, 'my secret'? It must really secret if even I don't know what it is... :confused:

If you saw the goofy pics I assume you knew the idea of challenge?

[ehsteve]

a secret even ice doesnt know!? my god the world is going to end! he's like eko, he knows everything!!

[Ice Berg Legend]

lol - as Godfather I know all yet reveal little...muhahahaha!! :D

refresh my memory Eri, whats the challenge?

[_Erica_]

Ok but you refresh my- what's my secret? :confused:

A goofy faces challenge, we ( all the EClairians) could start it just like the EClaire first challenge, but just for the art. Rule: needs to contain a goofy face of castaway and funny slogan, anything else? :confused:

Can you go here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=826466&posted=1#post826466) and tell me if I was bashing that poor guy or not?

[AliCat]

I like the goofy faces challenge -- I need a new avatar!

Morning all, I see the goofiness was such that we attracted a new member...

[ehsteve]

considering it takes my computer (i'm thinking of naming just like you, what do you think of "Earl"?:p) is being reeeeeallly sloooooooooow, can i just say the moments?

when charlie says"the french...the french are coming" etc. hes got a stupid expression,

Mornin' Ali!! well... it's afternnon here, but you get the idea.....

[_Erica_]

Hey Ali *smiles*
What kind of avi do you want? :plotting:

[AliCat]

I have no idea. I'm planning on just looking through whatever is out there and then KIDNAPPING one of them. Muahahahahahaha

How's this, "If you do not bring me my avatar, one of them (old avis) will DIE everyday until you do!"

[_Erica_]

I think it's a good idea to start looking for it here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=27280). The guy makes awesome art.

Killing avis? Ali did chair give some of his drugs? ;)

[AliCat]

No, no drugs. Lack of sleep, maybe -- starting to get to me, I think. I'm having serious writer's block with the story Meggles and I are doing, and it's keeping me awake...

Ok, see you guys later.

[_Erica_]

bye Ali *waves*

[ehsteve]

heres a few goofy faces that i could find

http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=469&pos=38
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=469&pos=114
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=8
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=9
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=12
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=16
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=119 (good one for hanging here)
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=171
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=277
http://lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=486&pos=278

[_Erica_]

It's really good for hanging, eh I'm gonna use it later today to make that public-Locke-hanging :plotting:

I' off to teka a nice, little nap ( yeah I sleep during the day like a toddler, so what? :p )

Se you later and oh, how about *someone* figures the text/announcement for the challenge ? ( like Ali done here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26147) )

[shadows]

EClaire shippers have GOT to be the funniest group of all the ships! kudos EClairers!

[AliCat]

Thanks, shadows -- you joinin' up? :p

[shadows]

Thanks, shadows -- you joinin' up? :p


yup, the slogans got me.

#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina (Official EClaire Comedy Queen)
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobsesser
#14 Capnlou
#15 Scarlett_106
#16 lostnfound
#17 PITAchic (The Official EClaire Jater)
#18 *AnGeL_EyEs*
#19 Aislynn
#20 Frank Sawyer
#21 chair (Official EClaire Rapper)
#22 Polar Bear
#23 heatdamaged
#24 shadows

[_Erica_]

Welcome :waves:

*coughs* *leaves the gift*

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3426/josefate4ul.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*walks away*

[heatdamaged]

Wow, this is an active thread!

Pitachic and Erica, thanks for the nice welcome! I look forward to 'hanging' around with all you EClairians(hope I spelled that right).:D

Yay Shadows for sticking my name on the list!

Oh, and Alicat, apparently this ship get thefilmchick seal of approval. And you know that is important since she is the Queen of Anti-shippers.;)

[thefilmchick]

Is that my name I hear? Someone mentions the dark goddess of anti-shipping, and, lo, I turn up. (First post in the 'shipping forum, by the way.)

Sign me up.

#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina (Official EClaire Comedy Queen)
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobsesser
#14 Capnlou
#15 Scarlett_106
#16 lostnfound
#17 PITAchic (The Official EClaire Jater)
#18 *AnGeL_EyEs*
#19 Aislynn
#20 Frank Sawyer
#21 chair (Official EClaire Rapper)
#22 Polar Bear
#23 heatdamaged
#24 shadows
#25 thefilmchick (I need a title!)

[_Erica_]

thefilmchick ( or can I call you Kate?) tou are here? I'm truly amazed... :)

The Power of EClaire is getting bigger :plotting:



Btw no comments about my Jose banner?

[heatdamaged]

OMG, thefilmchick is on a shipper list! The End is nigh! The End is nigh!:eek:

EClaire-more infectious than Ebola.
EClaire-a ship only a Mother could love.
EClaire-even thefilmchick ships this!
EClaire-what your friends and neighbors ship behind closed doors.
(hope none of these are repeats)

[ehsteve]

welcom to our new members:waves:

erica, nice looking banner, but i dont get it....i think i read something about a jose in a fanfic somewhere, but i guess it's one of those "have to have seen it" things to find it funny

[_Erica_]

Youre' talking about "Sawyer is romantic" or "Children of the hatch" (both by Kater) but that's not the reference

I just added Jack+Rose=Jose.
On the banner is a manip from famous :eek: Jate kiss ( one scene of Lost I don't like, so I was simply happy to change it a bit)

I was trying to make it in sweet-Jate style ( not that I like it)

[ehsteve]

oh right, i didnt notice that you put rose in, that's really.......wrong......but well manip-ed

[AliCat]

Oh... my... word. I come back in from a long morning of child-related travel to find:

JOSE. HILARIOUS, Erica, too too funny. I'm shipping THAT for sure.

Kate? What the hell are YOU doing in here? Are you feeling ok?

Next thing you know, we're all going to start singing "Praise Jack, for he is Holy" or something...

[_Erica_]

what?! :crackup: I would start * can't stop laughing like a mad-woman* singing that only after huge overdose of chair's drugs... no other way... LMAO

Ali, that's too much... :p

ehsteve- for the future, please pay more attention to what yoyu lok at ( especially if *IT* is my art) When I have to explain, the joke dies :no:

[AliCat]

You know, the forthcoming episode of Lost where Rose leaves Bernard for Jack is just going to break my heart. I guess that leaves Bernard with... Ana?

Would they be Bernana? Like banana? *snicker*

Bernana.

[ehsteve]

i'm so sorry erica it will never happen again......in future i will study your artwork fully before commenting on it.....:)

EDIT: it would have to be bernana or anard??:eh:

[Ice Berg Legend]

Welcome to the new members :) , nice to see that some nifty slogans and regular hangings have worked wonders in recruiting new EClairians.

lol - where did Jose come from by the way?! not sure what Bernard would make of it ;)

[shadows]

Welcome :waves:

*coughs* *leaves the gift*

http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/3426/josefate4ul.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

*walks away*
why's Rose and Jack kissing?! am i missing something. is it a manip?!

[ehsteve]

why's Rose and Jack kissing?! am i missing something. is it a manip?!

yes, it's a very strange, sooooooo wrong manip from the mind of Erica......

[_Erica_]

No it's a promo pic from the next epi ;)

Ice, Jose came directly from my mind

the forthcoming episode of Lost where Rose leaves Bernard for Jack is just going to break my heart. I guess that leaves Bernard with... Ana?

Ali, you rock :) but maybe it's Benana? Oh... my... me...

*runs to make benana\bernana\ anard banner*

Btw Mr. Locke is ready for our little hanging party tonight, just waiting for Meggles

[Ice Berg Legend]

Good one Eri, the Spanish souning Jose is very tropical ;)

[shadows]

never saw that comin'.... ;)

[AliCat]

*groan* Ice... *shakes head*

Eri, quick question: why did you choose "Jose" and not "Rack"?

[Ice Berg Legend]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x02-pilot2/normal_pilot2caps-351.jpg
Jack looking kinda goofy. [insert silly quote here]

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x02-pilot2/normal_pilot2caps-476.jpg
"Dharma Shampoo - because I'm worth it"

http://lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/ep-caps/season1/1x19-deus/normal_deux623.jpg
"Hair today, lost tomorow" (now he's annoyed)

[AliCat]

LOL on that Sayid one, Ice.

The Jack one, all I can think is: "Staring contest! You're gonna LOSE!"

[Ice Berg Legend]

not bad! a staring contest with Jack with that look is bound to make you burst out laughing and therefore lose :D

[PimpstarPlatinum]

You knows it!:D

[AliCat]

Pimpstar, welcome! What led you to the home of our merry band of malcontents?

[PimpstarPlatinum]

Thanx for the welcome!Appreciate it,Im just roaming round, reading some posts and promoting baldness!! as i am i 26 year old bald man you see (its Hereditary)

[AliCat]

Baldness is good. We EClairians love Locke. Or at least, I think most of us do. :)

In fact, I think I've thought of another slogan:

"EClaire -- the ship that loves baldness"

"Give us a kiss" says Locke:

[peanut butter]

Hey! Von here! There's some chocolate cake left from earlier!

[AliCat]

Heya, Von. How're things in the PB&J world?

[Ice Berg Legend]

yeh Locke is a cool character, can't imagine Lost without his wackiness and philosophical quotes :)

[peanut butter]

Ahh. Not good we're having a rough time at the moment. How are you though Ali? :glomp:

[ehsteve]

hey Ali, i noticed earlier, where's your avatar? what happened to fluffy???

[Ice Berg Legend]

yes indeed, has Fluffy gone back into hiding?

^^ lol @ Mr Clean avi

[AliCat]

I had replaced fluffy with a "Rainbow Brite Jack" avi, but then decided I didn't want anymore nastiness over my Jack problems. Plus, Eri said it sucked, in so many words, so, what're you going to do?

Fluffy is taking a respite from her limeheadedness for a while as I attempt to discover a new wacky avi. Any thoughts?

(Btw, love your Mr. Clean/Locke)

[PimpstarPlatinum]

No man's knowledge here can go beyond his experience.

Reading furnishes the mind only with materials for knowledge; it is thinking that makes what we read ours.John Locke
words from the original man himself!
cant help thinking they have based his character on this guy's way of thinking,
:D

[_Erica_]

I had replaced fluffy with a "Rainbow Brite Jack" avi, but then decided I didn't want anymore nastiness over my Jack problems. Plus, Eri said it sucked, in so many words, so, what're you going to do?

Fluffy is taking a respite from her limeheadedness for a while as I attempt to discover a new wacky avi. Any thoughts?

(Btw, love your Mr. Clean/Locke)

Ali I NEVER said it sucked, the olny thing I said was that I can't eat when I see it :p ;) (from laughing, of course) and oh I miss Fluffy...
Couple of pages back I gave you a link to thread with really great avis, should I find the link again?

Why Jose? I guess it's the influence of Kater's story ... ;)

We love hanging around with Locke, *looks around* where is Meggles? Locke and his noose are waiting for her :plotting:

[peanut butter]

Oh look guys! I have a lemon cake! Would anyone like some? *shows cake off*

[AliCat]

AT ANY RATE (Erica! :p) I'm keeping my avatar options open. I did see nokoolaidforme's stuff, Eri, just... you know, looking for something that fits *me*. May have Dave take me through how to use photoshop and do something there myself.

[_Erica_]

Photoshop is Fun ;)
Did you see that I bumped your fics today? (By nopw there are probably on page 2) I couldn't let them be on page 8 or 9 :eek:

Btw does anybody (exept Meggles) want to see updates of my stories? I can use some motivation... *wink*

[peanut butter]

Von will if you take a piece of cake!

[AliCat]

I saw that. Much appreciation, dear. Sweet of you to notice me. *sniff, sniff*

How are you guys doing today? didn't even ask... bad me...

Eri, I would LOVE to see some updates!

[peanut butter]

I'm fine would you like cake?

[_Erica_]

Von, have you read my FishDotCom or just want to get rid of that cake? ;)

Thank Ali, nice to hear that someone actually wants to read what I wrote :)

[peanut butter]

Give me the link and I will and you can have an extra bit of cake!!

[AliCat]

Von, dear, you seriously should join our ship. You're in here more than some of our sign-ups. JOIN US, OR ONE OF THEM WILL DIE!

*cough, cough* I mean, wouldn't you like to be one of us?

[ehsteve]

Erica when are you gonna update fish dot com? i'm interested to see the crazy ships you're gonna cram into it! including Libocke! and when are you gonna make rules for libockey?:p

[_Erica_]

Stop giving me cakes girl, I will get fat :rolleyes: :p

FishDotCom (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=25849) My ConMama ( + other unexpected couples in the future) story

Dreaming Issues (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26549) pure insanity

Reviews give me much needed motivation ;)

EDIT: Ehsteve- the more you will harass me about it, the sooner you will see that update.But serious, I going pretty insane tonight, so I might even finish the chapter, but it will be crazy

[peanut butter]

*cough* Jack *cough* kill kim *cough*

I'm sorry what did you say?

[AliCat]

*snicker* Careful, Von, I got myself into trouble yesterday over Jack... Not going there again! Next time, I'll just hang CLAIRE, my favorite character, so everyone will know I'm not REALLY out to get anyone. :p

And, Erica, didn't I say I'd come up with Libockey rules? But it was dependent on you doing something... can't remember what... Does anyone remember?

[thefilmchick]

Libockey - the very idea scares me.

As long as we are promoting fanfics, I'll toss my own into the pot. Seminole Bingo (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=24035). About 2/3rds done by now; I'm hoping to have it done before The Long Con so I don't get screwed by continuity there.

Why, some of you even read it. That is, when I'm not on an updating tear. :D I am not updating for a while though, as I have to write a stupid Title IX memo on athletics sexual discrimination by employees, so now's your chance!

[peanut butter]

I don't mind! People can hang me but if it's over Jack it's silly. *cough the WORST character *cough* hang him! *cough*

Cake anyone?

[_Erica_]

yes, *sighs* I remember... You will come up with Libockey rules when *I* finally enter my EClaire fic to challenge... (WTF I'm so honest? :rolleyes: I could just said that you just promised it... )

[AliCat]

Bravo, Kate. Welcome to the fanfic whores thread. :p Join our merry ranks of self-promotion. *snicker*

Von -- I'm there, baby.

Erica, I'm working on Libockey as we speak. I trust you to finish your EClaire fic. TRUST, Erica. That's what makes all good relationships work. TRUST.

[*Shell*]

Im normaly the only person who uses my computer.
But we had family round and they took over my computer.
So now Im back!

[peanut butter]

Hey would you like some cake? It's lemon!

[AliCat]

Heya shell, I like your avatar. I'm not even being sarcastic today, that's a good shot of Charlie. I miss old Charlie. :(

[ehsteve]

the more you will harass me about it, the sooner you will see that update.But serious, I going pretty insane tonight, so I might even finish the chapter, but it will be crazy


in that case......

:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP:poke:HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!

[peanut butter]

I have got to get rid of this cake! Please take a piece!!!!!

[AliCat]

Von! Chill out! What is IN that cake, anyway? Are you trying to slowly poison all other vying ships out there? Are you THE MOLE? What's with the cake??

[peanut butter]

It's a homemade cake. A traditional family recipe! I would appreciate if you tried a piece!

[Ice Berg Legend]

Good thing Kate, gives me a chance to catch up, you seem to write faster than I can read :D

Just seen an episode of CSI Las Vegas with Ethan (William Mapother) as a sleazy murdering Adult film director...damn he does a good job of being a bad guy :)

OK Von, just gimme the whole cake...I'll devour it in seconds

[_Erica_]

*coughs* Ummm does someone remember how Ethan feeded Claire in Ali's fic?

ehsteve- thank you so much, I don't even mind beeing poked.
Ali- NOW I really have to work on the EClaire story

EDIT: Attention all the EClairians - Official Locke hanging in two minutes!