Ethan and Claire = EClaire

[_Erica_]

OMG Did you hear that?
Someone is knocking on thread's door... Should we see who is that?

[ivybeenz]

i think we should ;)

[_Erica_]

Ok, I'll get it *goes to open the door*

Hello, welcome to the EClaire par...Jaaaack? WTF are you doing here? :eek:

[ivybeenz]

argggh! :eek: jack, get out! go kiss kate or find someone to save, please! *starts pelting jack with cake*

[ehsteve]

Jack's here? now fluffy's ANGRY!

[_Erica_]

Hey, wait I got an idea! Jaackass wait *smiles innocently*

in *whisper* Guys, count on threee we thorow pies at him :plotting:

[ivybeenz]

arrrgh! scary lime cat! :eek: :eek: :eek:
fluffy should be our...ermm, what's the word, like they have at football matches, the men in animal suits and, you know, like the animal is their...my mind has gone totally blank :confused: :confused: :confused:

[_Erica_]

have no idea what are you talking about...
I need to go now, be back *soon*, so if Sawyer come when I'm not here tell him to wait :rolleyes: ;)

[ivybeenz]

MASCOT! I MEANT MASCOT! :banana:

bye eri :waves:

[ehsteve]

i've FINALLY seen the new episode!! i almost screamed when i saw the "previously on lost" bit showing charlie on the plane taking his heroin, it's the same start to "house of the rising sun" which i had already downloaded many times when i wanted another episode, but then i fast forwarded it and saw eko's flashback, you wouldnt believe how happy i was!!!

[ivybeenz]

i think i'll have tp wait til the evenig. damn you 'my name is earl'!

[Ice Berg Legend]

http://www.darkhorizons.com/tv/lost.jpg
"Is Fluffy still around? we're scared of Fluffy.......can we join the EClaire party where we'll be safe?...please let us in"


http://www.livejournal.com/userpic/26327538/6198014
"I'll be glad to take you all there....just follow me.....muhahahahah!!...sorry, just clearing my throat"


http://www.lost-island.net/img/episodes/episode10_045.jpg
"but Ethan, my loveable loon, havent you had enough brains for today?"

[AliCat]

I'm just catching up on everything (8am here)... you guys are TOO FUNNY. I love the tinted-visor Fluffy with the death ray eyes. Too funny. I really need to figure out what to do with it, when I decide to snatch it...


AND yes, let's have Fluffy be our mascot! We can have "barely putting up with your presence" Fluffy and "angry death-ray eyes" Fluffy.

And Rosie, that exchange between Jack and Sawyer was PRICELESS!

**EDIT** Erica, so sorry you didn't get post #1000. :( The good news though is that you DID get the 1000th RESPONSE to the FIRST post. Whoo, go Erica!

[_Erica_]

G'morning Alison *waves maniacally*

I don't really pay attention to that :) but hell post #1001 sounds fine for me :banana:

[AliCat]

Btw, I posted part 4 of the ConMama fic last night... If I can get part 6 done today, I'll post part 5 tonight; if not, then I will tomorrow night. I may call upon my faithful minions... umm, I mean, my *friends* here at EClaire to bump it for me if it gets too far down (page 4 or whatever). :)

[_Erica_]

Ali, I'm soo sorry, How had it happend I haven't been there since you posted part 1? :eek: :(
Well, I was just going to review it now, but I'll wait till it fall a little on the page

[AliCat]

nah, that's ok -- you are welcome to go on over and read it. I'd love to have another hit! :p

[_Erica_]

i still think I'll wait :p i'm trying to wrie chapter #3 of FishDot... so, you know writing isn't an easy job ;) and I have only :eek: 5 hours left :no: not cool, dude ;)

[AliCat]

well, good luck! Where'd all the guys go? I mean, what's a party without men?

[Ice Berg Legend]

morning all, well it's afternoon here now.

Ali I'll try reading your FanFic a little later, I love the fact that its a Sawyer POV, the guy cracks me up.

[AliCat]

yeah, part four is pretty funny in parts. and it has Locke and good old fun-time Hurley. (no Ethan, sorry.)

[Ice Berg Legend]

lol - no worries, Ethan is there in spirit ;)

look forward to reading it :)

[chair]

:letsparty
ok, hers my entry for the Ethinem, thingy

it's my first image edditing thingy-ma-jig
so don't laugh too hard:


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e111/chair4815162342/ETHENEM.png

whait? did i spell ethinem wrong? or is it ethenem?
aww well

:letsparty

[_Erica_]

*jawdrop* Chair, one word: perfect!


We seriously should think about sharing EClaire-art with other people on thi forum :D :rolleyes:

[chair]

We seriously should eat other people!

thanks man/dude/ <-insert rap term here->:cool:
yeah i agree :cool:
:letsparty

[_Erica_]

thanks man/dude/ <-insert rap term here->:cool:
yeah i agree :cool:
:letsparty

chair, don't wanna sound harsh, but maybe it's time to stop using that drugs of yours :p

Sharing with them, not eating them :no: :rolleyes:

[Ice Berg Legend]

lol - good one Chair!! Ethan is going to be pumping out some tunes tonight as well as hanging with Charlie :)

(Ethenem, Ethinem...doesnt really make a difference ;) )

[AliCat]

OH MY WORD. Chair, that is the funniest thing I've seen all day -- and that's saying a lot, because these guys are crack-heads when it comes to funny.

I love the new avatar -- although I do miss Locke's "I pooped my pants".

[Ice Berg Legend]

Ali, I'm still waiting for your funny caption to go with your new cute avi ;)

[_Erica_]

"EClaire- it's just a little crAsh"

(inspired by the song "Crush" by Jennifer Paige) :p

"EClaire- all the pleasure is worth the pain"

Ok, this was supoused to be funny...:no:

[Ice Berg Legend]

good ones Eri, a few along the same lines

ECLaire: the love is worth the pain
EClaire: Ethan always gets his girl
EClaire: its just a little crush gone crazy

[AliCat]

He he he, yeah, Ice -- I'm trying to decide what to put on it:

"EClaire mascot"
"What are YOU lookin' at"
"Die!"
"The REAL Lostzilla"

you know, stuff like that. :p But I want it to be *readable* and if I use more than a couple of words, it's going to be hard to read...

[wesh]

lol funny avi AliCat :D That might be the real monster indeed :)

and chair, that's way too cool :) hilarious! great job.

[AliCat]

Heya wesh, did you make it for any of the party last 24 hours?

[Scarlett]

Ah my computer crashed and is in the "shop" so I'm not sure if the party is still going on, but great idea!

And if it's not too late, can we hang Ana Lucia? What do ya say, Ethan?One for old times' sake?

[AliCat]

All you have to do, Scarlett, is drop by with a photo that we can photoshop for you, and I'm sure one of our wonderful artists would be MORE THAN HAPPY to hang ANA. :p

[ivybeenz]

awww i like ana! :D

[*Pauly*]

You can add me to the list :D I loved Ethan as a baddie and I think this ship is hilarious.

[Ice Berg Legend]

Welcome aboard PolarBear, I think after your Rominator video (which btw was hilarious) you have automatically become an EClarian :D

I like the Hang-Ana idea, do not like her one bit.

[AliCat]

Welcome Polar Bear! SO glad to have you aboard our wacky little ship, the "Hanged Wanker". :p LOL

[_Erica_]

Hi PolarBear :)

I got new slogan:

"EClaire--opps! I hang him again"

[AliCat]

"EClaire -- Welcome to the HMS Hanged Wanker."

[ehsteve]

EClaire --hanging people we hate like theres no tomorrow!

harsh words Ali.....but im not complaining:)

[Scarlett]

All you have to do, Scarlett, is drop by with a photo that we can photoshop for you, and I'm sure one of our wonderful artists would be MORE THAN HAPPY to hang ANA. :p
Ahh thanks for the instructions, Allison (right?) And I'm glad there are some fellow anti-Ana Lucifer fans for me to play with here. ;)

How's this:
http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/slideshow/46744/2.jpg

ivybeenz, I love Charlie! But...*creepy Locke stare* They are a sacrifice that EClaire requires.

[Ice Berg Legend]

I'm suprised how freely you're getting away with using the word "wanker" there Ali, I feel embarrased reading it sometimes :p

[AliCat]

he he he, Scarlett, you're cracking me up!

Yes, my name is (chicka chicka) Alison. (You were expecting "Grim Shady" maybe? :p)

I think I'm getting away with it because the mods don't know it, honestly. :p I'll stop using it if it embarrasses you, Ice. :) I just keep using it b/c I know it cracks you up.

[Scarlett]

I'm suprised how freely you're getting away with using the word "wanker" there Ali, I feel embarrased reading it sometimes :p
Haha well as an American, it really means nothing to me. I mean I know the literal meaning, but I don't think most people do, so it's not really considered offensive here.

[Ice Berg Legend]

lol - don't worry guys, if you wan't to use that word that word then just do so....it'll just me me giggle everytime which is no bad thing I guess ;)

Scarlett - if you want to hang with anti-AnaL people you've come to the right place :p

[ivybeenz]

just watched the latest episode of lost..loved it and made me cry loads. king kong has made me way too emotional, 'damn you peter jackson!' :mad:

[AliCat]

"EClaire -- we're a weepy bunch -- Damn you Peter Jackson!"

[*Pauly*]

Ethan puts the bad in badass unlike AnaL lol

[AliCat]

"EClaire -- puts the "bad" in "bada$$"." :p

[ivybeenz]

When I win my first oscar, I will thank Peter Jackson for giving me the ability of making my self cry just by thinking of something :mad:

EClaire - Don't blame me for finding it emotional, blame Peter Jackson

[Ice Berg Legend]

EClaire: this Other takes no prisoners - he just hangs them
EClaire: lucky for Ana she didnt get in the way of these two
EClaire: raising the standard of crazy ships
EClaire: Eko wont be so calm in front of this monster

[chair]

EClaire - Tainted love

i'm quite happy with that one, i'm going to put it in my banner :)

[AliCat]

Well, it's a good song for EClaire, anyway: "Don't touch me please, I cannot STAND the way you TEASE! Tainted love (whoa oh oh) Tainted love..." ok, I can't sing. But I liked that song, a lot more than I probably should have. :p

[chair]

Well, it's a good song for EClaire, anyway: ground control to major tom, your cercuits dead there's something wrong:p

i think we all like that song a little too much :)

[AliCat]

Chair, I like the way you rephrase things in your quotes to better suit whatever drugs you're doing at the time...

God bless you, son!

[chair]

evrything makes sense that way :)

[Aislynn]

Aw, the "Tainted Love" banner is so pretty! :lotsalove

Of course, now I have the song stuck in my head and I don't know most of the words so it's just sort of a "duh-duh, tainted love, duh-duh, DUH-duh, tainted love, something, something, something, I've got to, duh-duh, get away, I've got to, duh-duh, get away from the something, something..." going through my brain... :shock: :p

It's a great EClaire song, though! There are SO many ones out there, now. I'm actually thinking about changing my idea for my EClaire vid, I think it's too "plain" now. (The original idea came from a couple of months ago, well before the big EClaire movement hit! :) ) Of course, I've got to finish my other Ethan vid (no pun intended, ;) ) first. And I'm still worried about the effect all this "Ethanage" will have on my poor psyche... :thud: Oh well, there are worse ways to go, I suppose! :D

EClaire - pound per pound, more Ethanage than any other ship!
EClaire - there are worse ways to go
EClaire - just a tasty sort of ship!

Sorry, that last one came about from looking at all the eclaires on people's banners... ;)

~Aislynn

[capnlou]

AAAARRRGGHH, I missed the party!:banghead:

Thanks for the invite, here are some belated presents.
For the person who suggested we hang the noose on Ana, and some lollies for all, and just for good measure, a Sawyer pic, cause he was gunna come I noticed, but he's just late like me.:)

EClaire- So...is that in the good Korea or the Bad Korea?
EClaire- "More like suckshaft"

[chair]

thanks for the presants, yummy lollies :) *licks lips*

much appriciated

"suckshaft" :D :D :D lol

EClaire - it's a good thing dingo's aren't on this island

[AliCat]

Morning all -- we missed you Lou! Thanks for the lickable Saw... uhhh, I mean, the lollies, yeah, that's what I meant. :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

hello all, nice to see we're all having some fun :)

I like the idea of having Tainted Love as the official EClaire song, suits it quite well. Also good to see we've started our pushing for our next 500 slogans already :D

[AliCat]

Yeah, I suppose I ought to start counting those, huh? Start a new post for 501-600... Guess that'll be this post.

And here are all the words to "Tainted Love", Aislynn:

Sometimes I feel I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
From the pain that you drive into the heart of me
The love we share
Seems to go nowhere
And I've lost my light
For I toss and turn I can't sleep at night
CHORUS:
Once I ran to you (I ran)
Now I'll run from you
This tainted love you've given
I give you all a boy could give you
Take my tears and that's not nearly all
Oh...tainted love
Tainted love
Now I know I've got to
Run away I've got to
Get away
You don't really want any more from me
To make things right
You need someone to hold you tight
And you think love is to pray
But I'm sorry I don't pray that way
CHORUS
Don't touch me please
I cannot stand the way you tease
I love you though you hurt me so
Now I'm going to pack my things and go
Tainted love, tainted love
Tainted love, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Touch me baby, tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love
Tainted love

[*Shell*]

Hey everyone.

[peanut butter]

PB&Jer here! I wish you well with your ship!

Best Wishes, Von xx

[AliCat]

Hey, shell, hey Von. Von, I hope you know we're a joke ship -- none of us *really* want Ethan and Claire together! he he he

[peanut butter]

lol! Well he's dead anyway! :glomp:

[PITAchic]

I don't know if there's a slogan like this yet ('cause you know, 500+ is a lot to read through), but if not, then I've finally contributed!

EClaire- Because every great ship needs a slogan... or a thousand

[AliCat]

*exactly* We are the only ship that ANY shipper could join -- 1/2 of ours is DEAD, just like we like him. :p

Nope, Meggles, we don't have that one yet! I have to update these soon... I'm sure we're on our way to 550 now...

[LadyIrina]

Now now, Ali, we know it Ethan wasn't such a bad guy, right?
He just had a lot of tribulations! (Bad pun to my own fic, I know! :p )
But looks like that update will be a bit late...
Once again my house is under siege of visitors and I need to make an appearance...
I will just claim to have been Other-napped to add this comment!

[AliCat]

Hmmm.... for some reason, I want to go read some fiction now. Maybe an Ethan fic. Maybe a funny Ethan fic. Maybe IRINA's funny Ethan fic. :p

Seriously, we can wait... as long as we get something soon! I really want to know how his other-napping Claire and hanging Charlie is going to be explained...

[_Erica_]

Umm, where is everybody? Did Ethan drag you all into the jungle for a party?
If so, why *I* wasn't invited?

I know I'm maybe not funny and I don't post my stories in time, but... but :eh:

[AliCat]

Hey, Erica -- I'm here! I just don't *appear* to be here, thanks to someone following me around!

[_Erica_]

that's an interesting thing, you have your own virtual stalker? Did I got it right?

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hey Eri, liking the new banner :D

[_Erica_]

hey Ice

I've made it for Rosie's friendship challenge :rolleyes: I'll probably make another one- Charlie and Ethan, you know when they both were alive they were pretty close ( see: hanging scene :p )

[*Shell*]

Does anyone here really want Ethan and Claire to get together.
EClaire- I don't get it. But i'll go with it.

[_Erica_]

Was that a question, *Shell*? Are you sure you wanna know the answer? ;)

[ehsteve]

hey erica, what's in your avatar? it looks kinda like sun and kate, but i cant tell, it looks great anyway!

[_Erica_]

hey ehsteve

It's Sun and Claire, you can see it more clearly here:
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/8712/friends16em.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[Ice Berg Legend]

hey Ice

I've made it for Rosie's friendship challenge :rolleyes: I'll probably make another one- Charlie and Ethan, you know when they both were alive they were pretty close ( see: hanging scene :p )

lol - sounds like a promising project that ;)

[_Erica_]

Yeap, but you know what? I guess it's the bad influence of EClaire Tribe but I actually find Ethan attractive and kinda .. sexy :plotting:

[AliCat]

Dangerous men are always sexy. :p That's why we go for the Lost men that we do, right?

Not quite a "stalker" Eri, but someone who seems to *always* be in theories when I am, and then they PM me with things they want to talk about when I'm online. The unfortunate thing is, I *always* appear to be on b/c my computer doesn't log me out of this site unless I shut it down. So, my inbox is full of crap PMs and it takes me forever to get to the real ones.

Now. How is everyone today? Still recovering from our wild day of partying? :p

PS Erica, that pic of chair's is on pg. 69, post 1023, if you want to add it to the thread on here...

[ehsteve]

hey ehsteve

It's Sun and Claire, you can see it more clearly here:
http://img271.imageshack.us/img271/8712/friends16em.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

ah, cool, it looks good!`

[_Erica_]

But you don't get PB&J pics in that PM's, do you? ;) I got a couple from Meggles today :o you know why :o

I'm fine after the party, and i even finished cleaning up all the mess: leftovers of cakes we have been throwing at Jack (oh, I kicked him out, too- he was completely drunk btw :p ), empty bottles, I've sent Charlie when he belongs, hide the rope...oh btw I've found some...um pink shirt, any ideas who's is that one?

EDIT:
thanks Ali, I don't know how I've missed that, I've been there... *?*
ehsteve- if you like it, you can vote fot it, ;)

[AliCat]

A pink shirt? Probably chair's. :p'


Actually, someone sent me a PM last night that was, "CONMAMA PIC!!!!" and I opened it, and it was two pics of Charlie. Blech.

[_Erica_]

Ooowww, that' not cool...Charlie blah... A little while ago i've been taking screen caps from homecoming, and I'm soo gonna make a banner with slogan about his slash dreams *puts her best baddass-smile on her face* :plotting:

[AliCat]

ewwww. Charlie's slash dreams. I ... I'm just going to go vomit now... don't mind me ...

[_Erica_]

No, Ali don't vomit...yet I haven't show you the banner yet :p
Btw did you get my last PM with that *cough* thing to read?

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hmmmm...Eri I hope you know the different meanings to the word 'slash', even in the context of dreams its still a little unclear ;)

I like your other Friends banner (the one ehsteve pasted), makes me like singing the singing the Friends theme tune :D

[LadyIrina]

*puts on her But-Seriously-Folks-attitude*
About the question considering Ethan and Claire for real... We don't know anything about Ethan or what happened, do we? :p
In Lost, things are rarely what they seem, but if they are, then I'm sticking for the fun EClaire ship!
If not... Ethan has some explaining to do, and if that explaining is really, really well done and well founded, then... I dunnow! I guess... Maybe?
But we all love the bad guys!

-cough-Sawyer-cough

*runs off to play sosiable again*

[_Erica_]

What, what wait? I was a little preocuppied with that ehsteve's shoe :rolleyes:

Somebody mentioned Sawyer? *looks around* Oh, hey Irina *waves*

Ice, I think I do ;)

[AliCat]

Erica, I did get it -- and I can't wait til you tell me how the heck that's supposed to be true... :p

[_Erica_]

you mean what, exactly? *whistles innocently*


Ladies and gentelem, let me introduce:
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8082/sexy3rd.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


*knock,knock* Anyone in here?

[Ice Berg Legend]

lmao --- thats hilarious Eri, great banner and caption :rotflol:

I'm actually getting a little worried now by your fascination with Ethan :p

[shred]

Did anybody hang Charlie yet?

Hi Eclaires!

[_Erica_]

Actually we hang him a couple of times, here is the pic:
http://img64.imageshack.us/img64/3802/noose2zr.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

my fascination, Ice? Whatcha do ya mean? :p *tries to stop staring at the banner* ;)

[AliCat]

WHOO HOOO! We finally got modly attention! Hi Shred, congrats on your new color!

We hung Charlie and Ana, it's too bad you missed it. Although, if you have requests for Ethan to hang anyone else, feel free to ask -- we'll happily relay the message!

[_Erica_]

We forgot about someone *cries* we haven't hang jack(ass) oh btw, in homecoming Ethan almost hang him on a tree :clap:

haven't notice that earlier...

Ali, can you tell me what did you mean about the fic?

[AliCat]

Well, just that you are writing about a possible connection and I can't see how it could have happened... Can't really go into detail here, since it's your "secret" work. But, I'm sure you can connect them somehow...

It's just odd that two people from another country could share a ... HISTORY like you are talking about. :p I will say no more!

[ehsteve]

Wooo, we have the mod's attention!! why is shred red now? you can feel the power of the red when shred is in the room!

i wouldnt mind seeing ethan try to hang eko, but then we'd end up with a bloody mass on the floor and a very bloody "jesus stick" so let's not, how about hanging jin?

[_Erica_]

ehsteve, what the poor Jin did to you? I know he's boring, but oh well, how about hanging ... Boone? I know he's kinda dead, so what? :p

[AliCat]

yeah, I know ehsteve -- shred looks *dangerous* now; when he was green, he seemed like such a friendly mod. :p

NOBODY touches MY EKO. Leggo my Eko! (Hmmm, you guys may not have Eggo Waffles there...)

"EClaire -- Not hanging anyone who can beat us to a pulp."
"EClaire -- Never tackle a man with a Jesus Stick."



HEY, I'm all for hanging Boone! Let's go get his carcass from "character analysis"!

[Ice Berg Legend]

not Jin, he's a decent guy and I enjoy his half-assed attempts to speak some words of English :D , actually I like the Boone hanging idea, he was a pretty useless character

I'm intrigued by this secret project.......but I can wait :p

[ehsteve]

ok, bonne, then how about goodwin? i'm sure ethan doesnt like him very much, with his greater other-napping skills and insulting other-text-messages

and Ali, not the foggiest idea what the hell eggo waffles are, care to inform us?

[PITAchic]

Hello, my fellow EClairians! How's it going?

[ehsteve]

we're just planing on who to hang next, any nominations?

[Ice Berg Legend]

Heya Meggles, we're discussing who we'd like to hang next seeing as the Charlie hanging has become a bit tiredsome :D

Goodwins a good candidate too, wont have to dig up his body seeing as he's just 'sitting' around with a large stake in his body ;)

[PITAchic]

Hmmm.... how about Locke? He's not really my favorite person....

[Ice Berg Legend]

sorry I can't allow that, Locke is too important and his crazy perspective on all things will be badly missed :)

[LadyIrina]

At EClaire, we're always good in a bad way! :p

Yes, I am sure Ethan would LOVE to hang Goodwin!
To get back at him for those text messages indeed! :D

And I am ready to defend Locke and Jin at any time! Not touchie!

[AliCat]

Heya Meggles!

And ehsteve: here:


Eggo waffles are frozen waffles that are supposedly so good that people will try to take them from you (commercials, blah). Hence the phrase, "Leggo My Eggo" (that I turned into Leggo my Eko, har har har)

EDIT We are NOT hanging Locke. He's too important to my stories.. Oh, and the show. :p

[ehsteve]

ah i see, but nothing's as funny if you have to explain it.....

no way can we hang locke! never, it's his destiny not to be hanged Dammit!!

[Ice Berg Legend]

wow...chocolate chip waffles, what a great idea! Can't believe we're missing out here :(

[ehsteve]

you're right Ice, everything is better with chocolate chips!!

[AliCat]

I tell you guys what, if I head to London anytime soon, I'll pack a cooler full of them and pass them off to you. It'll be like a drug deal, without the drugs or payment.

[Ice Berg Legend]

chocolate is the answer to nearly all of lifes problems

EClaire: then solution to all of Charlie's problems :D

EDIT: sounds great Ali, but make sure Eko isnt involved, he might *ahem* 'deal' with you before the deal is made ;)

[PITAchic]

Everyone here is a Locke fan *grumbles* Fine, fine. How about Michael? His Walt obsession is kinda grating on my nerves.... (not that I wouldn't be the same if my child was Other-napped, but still... :rolleyes: )

[_Erica_]

I'm confused... chocolate..hanging..goodwin,,, drugs..ummm *runs away*

[AliCat]

Okay, Meggles, just for you -- we'll hang Michael.

Someone go grab Michael, I think Eri has the rope...

[Ice Berg Legend]

yeh Michael's whining has been quite annoying, I just feel sorry for him cos he lost his kid.

[ehsteve]

Hey Ali, if you're ever in northampton either....... ;)

7 posts away from being an advanced member! woo!

[LadyIrina]

Hanging Michael...
*shrugs*
I'm cool with that!

...Can we hang Jack(ass) later?? Can we? Can we? Oh, pretty please??

[_Erica_]

Hey,. wait all of you. Not giving the rope to hang Michael! he's too important for my story. He needs to lave a love affair with Sun and they are going to have a baby! Yu can't hang a father of unborn child. It's. not. cool :p

[ehsteve]

it's kind of harsh hanging michael, wall, he has a gun now, we should at least let him shoot a few others first, but not Ethan! never!

EDIT: Erica WOAH!!!! a Mun baby? cool!

[AliCat]

Eri, you SAID it was an AU story, so Michael can STILL be alive there...

And Irina, I'm with you. Let's hang Jack.

[ehsteve]

ok, so what's the queue for hangings now? jack, goodwin, michael...........?

[_Erica_]

Ali i'm speaking about Fish Dot Com now... so, please let Micheal leave ;)

Irina, I've made that request a while ago and still waiting, we can wait together :)

JACK! Good guys always dies first :clap:

[AliCat]

Yeah, definitely Jack first. He *needs* to be hung. Even if he doesn't die, I say we hang him everytime he does something stupid or asinine.

Oh, OK, Erica. Have it your way. Michael can LIVE. But you OWE me one.

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- hanging Jack to drown our sorrows

[PITAchic]

Wait, why are we hanging Jack? :( That makes me sad! Lol.

[LadyIrina]

We're off to see the hanging of Jack!
The Wonderful Hanging of Jack!
We hear he is champ of sobbing
If ever a sobbing Jack there was!
If ever, oh ever, a sobbing Jack there was!
The hero wannabe of Lost is one because
Because, because, because, because, because
Because of the wonderful things he does
We're off the see the hanging of Jack
The Wonderful Hanging of Jack!

(*theme Wizard of Oz*)

Bring out the popcorn!

Eri - am working on my fic as I write here! Multi-tasking might get ugly, but I think I can do it... I think?

[ehsteve]

lol ladyIrina, that can be out hanging chant!

[_Erica_]

Irina that was :thud: omg, I think I'm gonna sing....

Meggles, don't be sad we won't kill him ... for now. Who would we hang later? ;)

[ehsteve]

hey, we can hang him more than once, so everyone's happy!...........except meggles......

[LadyIrina]

Yes! The official chant!

EClaire - the ship with a hanging chant!

Everyone get in an orderly line now, raise your torches and sing with all your might!
RRrready?
And off we go...! (insert chant song, followed by marching steps)

[Ice Berg Legend]

you guys are cruel in hanging Jack. Poor guys lost his father, lost his wife (seemingly), lost Kate to Sawyer, and got bullied as a kid.

[ehsteve]

can we have pitchforks as well as torches, it wouldnt be a real hanging mob without pitchforks :D

[ivybeenz]

hang jack!!! hang jack!!!! please he is annoying me so much!

and hey, what happened to our photo story? as soon as i added something to it no one else continued. are you all trying to tell me somthing about my comedy skills?

[LadyIrina]

And Sawyer hasn't had it tough?
Or Locke?
Or Kate?
Or just about anyone??
And still it's just Jack that makes me wanna shove a fork in my eye everytime he opens his mouth...

Sorry, the Jack basher in me is strong enough to scare even me... :p

[AliCat]

But he always has Ana. :p

Sorry, Rosie -- I think we all lost track after the party ended. I LOVED your Sawyer/Jack entry though, it was GREAT.

[ehsteve]

they've all had it tough! and the only reason i'm making this post is to get my post coult up to 500! i'm an advanced member now!!! go me!!

[ivybeenz]

who's gonna get the picture of jack? ooh, if the hanging is good enough i might get it made into a banner :p

edit: has everyone here seen the lost musical? i'm getting a bit obsessed with it

[AliCat]

Congrats ehsteve, welcome to the Advanced Side!

[Ice Berg Legend]

ok...you guys are scaring me now....this virtual mob is getting out of hand

and LadyIrina, shoving a fork in Jacks eyes?! you really dont like him do you :p

[_Erica_]

:crackup: :crackup: *almost dies* sorry... don't mind me.. :crackup:

Ice, not only Irina, not only :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

I think I said 'my' eye, but...
Hey, your idea is even better! :D

And we're EClairians! Fans of EClaire are scary! Right?

[ehsteve]

do we get anything special as advanced members?

[Ice Berg Legend]

I'd say lets hang Hurley but there are two reasons stopping me:

i - I like him
ii - dont think we can find rope strong enough to hold him

;)

[ivybeenz]

should we use a screen cap or promotional pic?

edit: i'm talkin jack here, not hurley :p

[AliCat]

You get the love and respect of every other member of L-F. :p

I say we use his old Party of Five pics -- he was so pansy-riffic then.

[ehsteve]

we could NEVER hang hurley!!! and for suggesting such a thing, we sould hang ICE!!!!

nah, he's cool, but i still think jin is annoying....

[LadyIrina]

I loves my Jin...! :D
Hot diggety, pretty man!

[Ice Berg Legend]

well done ehsteve on becoming an advanced member - the powers of being on the advanced side will slowly come to you :D

[ehsteve]

*sigh* if we can't hang jin, who can we hang?

[ivybeenz]

i like jin :D
here is an annoying promo pic of jack. what a poser. maybe we could a pic of him as a doctor with the crappy 80's hairdo :p
http://img297.imageshack.us/img297/1593/jack5ai.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[_Erica_]

actually I agree with eh-advanced-steve. Jin *is* annoying... but wait with hanging with till he will see the Mun baby :plotting: I'm spoiling my story soo badly :no:

NO.Hanging.Hurley.

[ehsteve]

ice, maybe we could hang the annoying 118 guys from the advert breaks?:D

EDIT:eh-advanced-steve, i like it :plotting:

[Ice Berg Legend]

Well we have:

Boone, Goodwin and Jack as the leading candidates

[Ice Berg Legend]

ice, maybe we could hang the annoying 118 guys from the advert breaks?:D
absolutely!! They annoy the hell outta me

[AliCat]

*whispering* We could hang Ana and... Desmond?

[ivybeenz]

ice, maybe we could hang the annoying 118 guys from the advert breaks?:D

i second that. when i did actually watch it on tv (before i was driven to insanity) they used to be so annoying. sawyer would be talking and then suddenly you'd hear
"RACHEL!!!" and see them with their stupid hair and :mad: :mad: i'm going to try and find a pic of them - a double hanging ;)

[LadyIrina]

How could I NOT suggest Ana??
Gah, she annoys me as much as Jack!

*turns up on the chant*

[ehsteve]

http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVICL0813113701PIC.jpg

a double hanging:plotting: and they are in good poses for it too:D

[Ice Berg Legend]

Alison - hang your head in shame for suggesting Desmond, the guy as far as I'm concerned can do no wrong :p

[_Erica_]

As usual, the only woman in this bunch is Ana.... It's discrimination! Not cool...

[PITAchic]

*cries over an about-to-be-hung Jack*

Just for that, I will hang Locke one day... when you all least expect it... *laughs evilly through her tears*

[ehsteve]

Eri, how about we hang libby then?

[Ice Berg Legend]

http://www.visit4info.com/sitecontent/LG/fullZZZZZZTVICL0813113701PIC.jpg

a double hanging:plotting: and they are in good poses for it too:D

hahaha....perfect poses for a double hanging. Want to do the honours?

[ehsteve]

no i'm good, i'll let you have the honour ice

[AliCat]

I know, I shouldn't have said Des.

Libby is ok with me, we don't really know her... But Hurley likes her, so...

What about Cindy? She's pretty much either converted to Otherism or she's practically dead anyway...

[ehsteve]

oooh, how about we hang Sabrina? boones mother, she was a B*tch!

[ivybeenz]

i've found a pic of them. the one on the right kinda looks fake, maybe they both are :D oh well
http://img73.imageshack.us/img73/2895/1181182xw.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[_Erica_]

I know who we can hang *runs to find the pic* be right baaack

Here she is- the DriveShaft fan:
http://img61.imageshack.us/img61/4351/normalexoduspart203090qb.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[ehsteve]

^^
now i'm curious:plotting:

[PITAchic]

Hey, I'm all for hanging Sabrina....

[ehsteve]

Erica, not a great pic, she looks dead alredy:p

[LadyIrina]

We're off to hang Sabrina...!
Yes, absolutely!

[_Erica_]

Not my fault, she looks like that at the show :p ( Charlie really is a looser )

Meggles, I'm up to hang Sabrina

[ivybeenz]

that girl was soo annoying erica but not as much as jack ;)

[ehsteve]

so whos finding the pic?:plotting:

i cant, my internet connection sucks, it takes 5 mins to open a gallery in lost-media

[Ice Berg Legend]

the miserable cow

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~jonkjeti/Lost/Lucia.jpg

[AliCat]

Ice, you're so mean!

[_Erica_]

I can't either I'm downloading new Sawyer video now link here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=27227) :rolleyes: :p

[ivybeenz]

the miserable cow

http://www.stud.ntnu.no/~jonkjeti/Lost/Lucia.jpg

i like her, she's one of my faves
*runs and hides before having tomatoes thrown at me*

[_Erica_]

Rosie, you like Ana? really, I'm not alone with it in here? *runs and hides too*
and did you see my entries to your challenge?

[LadyIrina]

Bleh!
Ana and Jack... The King and Queen of my poo list! :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

Ice, you're so mean!

I suppose so...after all she did only just shoot Shannon, cause Nathan's death and smacked Sawyer around a bit :D

[AliCat]

I'm right there with you Irina. They deserve each other! Two pouty "woe is me"s...

[_Erica_]

*coughs* Irina, how is that whole other-napping thing? *coughs*

[ehsteve]

i like ana, but she just acts like a real b*tch sometimes!

[ehsteve]

I suppose so...after all she did only just shoot Shannon, cause Nathan's death and smacked Sawyer around a bit :D

but it is only sawyer..............*runs before all the women beat the crap out of me with jesus sticks*

[LadyIrina]

Working on it, Erica! Just a little bit left now!
Actually, I'm currently hanging Charlie! :D



ONLY Sawyer??? *the Skater awakens and roars; mmmmreow!*

[AliCat]

Ana is a psychopath, are you kidding? Her first response to *every* situation (and mind you, I'm not forgetting the amount of trauma she's been through) is to lash out at people around her; when she shot Shannon, she showed ZERO remorse -- in fact, she took everyone around her HOSTAGE and tied Sayid up. Now, I might not mind Sayid tied up, but she didn't do it for the same reasons I would have. She kept him prisoner and attempted to run away from what she did rather than face up to it. And then she expected Sayid to take vengeance on her because it's what SHE WOULD HAVE DONE.

Yeah, hang the b****.

[_Erica_]

Whaat? Onllyyy Sawyer? *where is that jesus stic?* Oh, I forgot I don't believe in violence...
Ehsteve, Sawyer is not only Sawyer, it will better for you to remember that. :rolleyes:

[ehsteve]

so i guess i shouldnt mention that part of hte fact i like ana is that she beat sawyer around a bit:D

*runs like the devil's chasin me brotha'*

[Ice Berg Legend]

HAHAHAHA....my "only Sawyer" bit to get everyone onside worked (muhahaha)

ooops, shouldnt have let that slip :D

Hang her now, the demented witch

[_Erica_]

actually that Ana's action was quite funny *I know, Im wierd*

and Ali, can I just ask why would you tied up Sayid? *serious look*

[AliCat]

*sigh* Sayid... he's sexy, that's why. If I tied him up, I could look at him all day. He would be my special pet.

[Ice Berg Legend]

now now Erica, dont make Ali spell it out for you ;)

EDIT: too late

[PITAchic]

I think Ana and Charlie would look lovely "hanging out" next to each other... Chana forever! :D

[_Erica_]

"Chana- they like hanging around"

[LadyIrina]

Erica; That slogan!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

*returns to do final touches on fic*

[AliCat]

better yet -- "EClaire -- We like "hanging out" with Chana!"

[ehsteve]

lol, i think i'll bring back one of my old banners to get into the hanging mood.....

[AliCat]

I think that's my favorite EClaire banner.

[Ice Berg Legend]

This is like the 500 slogan party we never had

never knew a good old hanging would make us so very merry!!

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- who would have thought hanging people brings us closer together?

[AliCat]

And there are so many of us here!

[Ice Berg Legend]

We'll have this as the unofficial/delayed party then seeing as so many EClarians are present.

[LadyIrina]

EClaire does bring fans together!

[_Erica_]

I'm not here, I'm reading something good now :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

EClaire: uniting and entertaining the pro-hanging mob

[PITAchic]

better yet -- "EClaire -- We like "hanging out" with Chana!"
OMG. I love it!!! :D I'm so going to have to make a banner.

[ehsteve]

night all!! its nearly midnight here and ive got schhol tomorrow:(

[AliCat]

Night ehsteve -- see you on after school tomorrow! Geography, go!

[Ice Berg Legend]

night ehscott, dream up some good banners now :)

[_Erica_]

Night, Scotty :waves:

[PITAchic]

Goodnight!!! Sweet EClaire dreams!

[LadyIrina]

I did it! I finally did!
Updated! I actually updated! The EClairian force must have been with me tonight! And the thought of hanging certain characters gave me the strength!
*insert evil EClaire laugh*
Anyway... Must get some sleep...
'Night ya'll!

[AliCat]

So... Erica, have you read it yet?

[_Erica_]

Yeap, I've just finished... I needed to take a break, while reading... OMG :thud:
and wow Locke? and Ow, I guess I'm not allowed to say it for now...

[chair]

i sugest we hang rose, she's a bit too nice, if you know what i mean

ps, Ali about that pink shirt comment: *drinks* "They Eighties!"

[AliCat]

I'll post it in an hour or so, like usual time.

In the meantime, go read Irina's! It's SO FUNNY!

[_Erica_]

Hey chair, we know "They Eighties!", but leaving the shirt after you left the party? :p

Ali, I saw she updated, but I just can't keep my eyes open....

G'night all, have fun (but don't loose yuor clothing, I don't want to clean it up in the morning)

[Ice Berg Legend]

G'night Eri....in fact night all, I'm feeling really sleepy too :(

[AliCat]

Night Erica. I plan to be dressed all night... unless my hubby says otherwise... *wink, wink*

chair, man, even if you did wear pink -- you still wrote the EClaire rap. 'nuff said.

Night, Ice. Don't forget I'm updating the Conmama fic tonight... I'll have you converted in NO TIME FLAT!

[chair]

goodnight,

i'll try not to leave any more clothes
*gazes around the thread and the mountains of clothes piled allover the place* *rubs hands* better get busy:p

[capnlou]

Hmm, big get together, lots of suggestions of characters to hang...and...nobody got hung! Everyone was too busy arguing about who to hang.

Oh, and that "just sawyer" comment, unlucky for ehsteve I do believe in violence.
*sigh* I'm sorry, it's just that I kept waiting for a pic of hung Jack to turn up and it never did.

EClaire: So many options for hanging, so little time.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/gayjack0lw.jpg

I found it! I found it! Somebody hang gay jack!

[AliCat]

"EClaire -- Quick, somebody hang Gay Jack!"


LMAO!

BTW, Lou -- I posted part 6 of my ConMama fic tonight...

[capnlou]

Awesome, i'll go read it.

[chair]

hehe:D :D

lmao

[thefilmchick]

Bwahahahahaha. Sorry, no intelligent comments. Blame AliCat.

[PITAchic]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/gayjack0lw.jpg

*Drools over pic while ignoring rainbow and trying to forget that you all are mean for wanting to hang Jack*

That is all.

[AliCat]

Well, Meggles, I guess you could take "hanging" or "hung" anyway *you'd* like.

Personally, I'm looking around for the noose... You can look at *whatever* you want. :p

[capnlou]

Yay, Ali is looking for a noose, and PITAchic, I can tell from your banner and avi that you may prefer Sawyer, and Sawyer doesn't like Jack, so hanging him is for the greater good. (if that made sense)

EClaire: Hanging people for the greater good.

[PITAchic]

Actually, I prefer Jack. I just like to confuse people ;) I used to hate Sawyer until I started shipping ConMama.... so Jack has always been my first love :(

I like that new slogan, though! :D

[capnlou]

Oh, I like to confuse people too, and as long as your not hating Sawyer I'm happy, but why is there an unhappy face after "Jack has always been my first love".

I just don't like heroic types:P

[PITAchic]

There's an unhappy face because people in this thread are hell-bent on hanging him. But it's all in good fun, I suppose.

I, on the other hand, have always been one to swoon for the heroic type. Then again, I also swoon for the bad boys. I'm not picky :p

[capnlou]

As long as there hot right? Hey, it's probably a better way to be, but then again, I stay picky

By the way Ali- I absoloutely adored your conmama fic:)

[PITAchic]

Oh, don't get me wrong; I've been called a picky bitch before. I'm as picky in real life as they come :p But I'm a hopeless romantic, so I love storylines with the hero (who inevitably has issues), and with the bad boy (who inevitably is good at heart). So either way *shrugs* :D

[capnlou]

I almost wanna make it a little voting thread thingy, heroes or bad boys are hotter? But I guess it would just be the same as asking, Jack or Sawyer OR Jack or Ethan, to get back on EClaire track. Ethan pretty much beats them all, lol.

-Get back on the EClaire track.

(Wait, is track just an aussie word?)

[PITAchic]

EClaire- Get back on the EClaire track

Awesome! And no, it's not just an Aussie word. I wonder who would win, though... Maybe you should do a poll with Jack, Sawyer, Ethan and... Sayid would work. He's my second love, lol ;)

[capnlou]

I love Sayid too, yay! We can agree on him. I would do a thread, but I can't, if I ever made a thread it would have to be more funky and original, otherwise I wouldn't feel good bout myself.

Anyway, ig2g, nice chating to ya!

[PITAchic]

Whoo-hoo! A fellow Sayid lover! :D

Talk to you later, Lou!

EDIT: Look what I got, guys! http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y161/ProudLostaway/eaa80e61.gif

[Scarlett]

Man, this thread is killer when you come back after a few days--you have to sort through about 10 pages to find the most recent posts! ;)

Anyway, capnlou, thanks so much for the beautiful beyond words rendering you did of AnaL's hanging (aka My Dream Come True). I felt a sadistic swell of joy when I saw it. muhahaha

EClaire: The scariest place on earth.
EClaire: Shot Through the Heart (literally)
EClaire: Love bites (and hangs, shoots, and kidnaps)
EClaire: Ship noir

[_Erica_]

Hey scarlett

Meggles, I absolutely love that 'I love Ethan' :p well, just tale a look a my new banner ... ;)

[PITAchic]

EClaire: Love bites (and hangs, shoots, and kidnaps)
Jen, that is so great! :crackup: I may have to change the one in my sig to this one!

And thanks, Eri; Brooke from the ConMama thread showed some to us, so I had to drop that one off here.