Ethan and Claire = EClaire

[Scarlett]

Hey Alison, then! I'm Jen... :waves:

And I can't stay away from this thread! I can't resist the witty slogans or the ship's inherent irony. It's just too good.

[CutieKitten]

hehe, I love all the new slogans! :D
here is another shot at some slogans..they might be a little lame..
EClaire- because who can resist candy?
EClaire- because its worth it (:p)
EClaire- don't judge the others
Thats all I got for now..;)

I can't stay away from this thread! I can't resist the witty slogans or the ship's inherent irony. It's just too good.

^^Ditto lol I just love this thread! :D

[capnlou]

#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobssesser
#14 CapnLou

[ivybeenz]

i so can't thik of any more slogans right now - my brain is completly empty :confused:

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- now OFFICIALLY better than Arzna!

[capnlou]

EClaire: Sailing the ship least likely to get to port.

[_Erica_]

:banana: New Members *waves to CutieKitten :waves: Booneobssesser :waves:
and CapnLou :waves:*

I couldn't sleep last night, so now I have few more, lame slogans:

"EClaire-- even Jin can say it"
"EClaire--she can do better than would-be pop god"
"EClaire--another mysterious secret of the island reavealed"
"EClaire-- that's why Danielle hears whispers in the jungle-their whispers"
""EClaire-- Hurley didn't see that one coming"
"EClaire-- new Adam and Eve"

[AliCat]

Welcome capnlou -- Scarlett, if you love it so much, why don't you stick around as one of our shippers? It's not like we're going to prevent Claire from getting together with someone else! he he he :D We could always use more numbers in our Ethan Revolution.

"EClaire: One day soon, we will have enough members to annex Arzna!"
"EClaire: We don't actually threaten any other ships, do we?"

Capnlou, that's got to be the funniest slogan yet!

[CutieKitten]

EClaire- The ship that got lost
EClaire- I'm soo going to thank Oceanic Flight 815
EClaire- Thank Goodness for the doomed flight!

Lol Thats all I have for now..:D

[AliCat]

Okay, we finished up 200 slogans (check out page 12!).

This post will be the official Slogans of EClaire #201-300. Keep 'em coming!

ECLAIRE SLOGANS #201-300
EClaire -- 15 more slogans and we get a party!
EClaire-- waiting for a cop and the donout
EClaire-- he is only Canadian who loves PB
EClaire--Sawyer made it his birthday wish 4 years ago
EClaire-- Ethan is the good guy
EClaire -- when was the last time we had a real slogan?
EClaire- others need love too
EClaire- hesaidhellotheresheslikewtfheslikestaringsheslikeo mgimlikeomgheslikehahaha
EClaire- BANG BANG OUCH OUCH..hey! who said the path of true love was easy?!
EClaire- Baby Love..
EClaire-- makes Ali drunk as a skunk
EClaire: You know you want to
EClaire: The Devils Rejects
EClaire: The Other Man is More Than just Ethan Rom (bit of an anagram blitz there)
EClaire: Mission Hysterical
EClaire: Baby Aaron wont have a clue what hit him
EClaire: A love that will echo through the ages
EClaire- Catch a falling other and put him in your pocket never let it run away
EClaire- shewaslikeomghewaslikehahahaimlikewoohooitseclaire theywerelikeyeweknow
EClaire- Sometimes kidnapping is all it takes to tell someone you really care for them
EClaire - because it sounds better than EKate
EClaire -- A 'ship you can count on.
EClaire -- finding unusual reasons to celebrate.
EClaire -- dependable, because he's DEAD.
EClaire -- scares the Aitch Eee Double Hockey Sticks out of you.
EClaire-- we even have our own ship-dance
EClaire: is for life, not just for a hiatus
EClaire -- we throw parties!
EClaire -- forcing cheese overdoses every day!
EClaire -- some of us joined for the Cheese!
EClaire -- a different kind of "black and white"
EClaire- because EClaires taste better than PB&J
EClaire -- Not your Mama's 'ship
EClaire -- Almost getting the Mods' attention!
EClaire -- officially dangerous to smaller 'ships
EClaire -- we sleep *sometimes*!
EClaire -- Hurley says, "Yeah, so one time, my dog Buster, he ate a bunch of Others; the next day, he crapped out EClaire."
EClaire -- because how can you refuse Tom Cruise's cousin?
EClaire--Would You Give Someone Your Last Other?
EClaire-- doesn't matter what Others say
EClaire -- Monsieur, with this Eclaire you are really spoiling us
EClaire -- recommended by Four out of Five Dentists
EClaire -- doing whatever it takes to hit 1000 slogans
EClaire-- this couple knows how to party
EClaire: Neither here nor there but everywhere
EClaire: Obsession is an understatement
EClaire: Charlie should just go back to the Shire
EClaire --Because Lost isnt Complicated Enough
EClaire --The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Eclaire
EClaire-- we bring Ethan to life
EClaire -- An Eclaire A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
EClaire -- This Is The Age Of The Eclaire.
EClaire -- Because Eclaire is Complicated Enough
EClaire -- dragging the forum kicking and screaming to a new height.
EClaire -- misunderstood by judgmental a******s everywhere.
EClaire -- don't you wish you had our ability to laugh?
EClaire -- remembering that Lost is JUST A SHOW.
EClaire -- Have a Break, Have an EClaire
EClaire -- Did somebody say EClaire
EClaire -- confounding critics everywhere.
EClaire -- we're still too lazy to count
EClaire-- of course, we all love it
EClaire: Ethan loves hanging with Charlie
EClaire: til death did them part
EClaire: more fun than a choccy Eclaire and far less calories
EClaire: WARNING - contains no nuts or butter
EClaire: suitable for people with nut allergies
EClaire: They've sure talked more than ConMama (HEY!)
EClaire: So intense even she can't remember it
EClaire: Ethan and Claire, so what!
EClaire -- what more could you want?
EClaire-- One name. One legend.
EClaire: Batteries included.
EClaire -- the only way to be happy.
EClaire -- innovate your world.
EClaire -- Endless possibilities!
EClaire -- With a name like EClaire, it has to be good!
EClaire -- If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Ethan and Claire.
EClaire -- You've got questions, we've got EClaire!
EClaire: duplicating slogans like theres no tomorow
EClaire- is there for life
EClaire-- Charlie had a bad day
EClaire-- an Other loving is going to get ya
EClaire: poster couple for the psychotically challenged
EClaire: Always the real thing, always EClaire
EClaire: Ding-Dong! Eclaire Calling!
EClaire: The Future of Shipping
EClaire: See the Eclaire, Feel the love.
EClaire: Ethan Tested, Mother Approved
EClaire: I Can't Believe It's Not Eclaire!
Eclaire- turns boredom into pure creativity
EClaire: Jate may be fate, but EClaire is already there
EClaire: A shipper name paints a 1000 slogans.
EClaire: Unlike Arzna we actually like our characters.
EClaire: Be my valentine, or I'll kill one of them.
EClaire: Love is always a horror tale.
EClaire: Every relationship is a little scary.
EClaire: Love means never having to say you're sorry.
EClaire: They remember peanut butter, we remember...nothing.
EClaire: "All he wanted was Claire."



(Mini-Celebration at 215 quotes, mega partaaayyyy at 500!)

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- 15 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 14 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 13 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 12 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 11 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 10 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 9 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 8 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 7 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 6 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 5 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 4 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 3 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 2 slogans and we get a party!
EClaire -- 1 slogan and we get a party!
EClaire -- we cheat to get parties!

[AliCat]

Okay, funny man, I thought *you* were the one who said, "I hope we can be more creative that THAT." I'll accept ONE of those slogans. :p

[ehsteve]

i said i HOPE, i wasnt explecing it! :p

[_Erica_]

:banana: , so we party tonight, right? :plotting:

"EClaire-- waiting for a cop and the donout"
"EClaire-- he is only Canadian who loves PB"
"EClaire--Sawyer made it his birthday wish 4 years ago" :rolleyes:
"EClaire-- Ethan is the good guy"

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- when was the last time we had a real slogan?

[CutieKitten]

EClaire- others need love too
EClaire- hesaidhellotheresheslikewtfheslikestaringsheslikeo mgimlikeomgheslikehahaha

woohoo for the 200 slogans! :boogie:

[AliCat]

Ha, ha, ehsteve. I chose your 15 more slogan to go up on the page.

Erica, I liked that Sawyer wish!

HEY, EHSTEVE! Whaddaya mean, *real* slogan -- didn't you see the 5 I put at the bottom of our 200? I thought I was very clever. :p

[CutieKitten]

EClaire- BANG BANG OUCH OUCH..hey! who said the path of true love was easy?!
EClaire- Baby Love..
:boogie:

[AliCat]

Okay, I'm assuming we've either already hit 215 while I was away or you WILL hit it before I come back today...

SO, let's say the party has started and will run for... oh, how does the next 12 hours sound? That way, all our "members" and visitors can stop by and wish us well and we can spread the EClaire love. Should we invite the mods? he he he

Have fun while I'm gone, and when it hits a decent time here, I'll drink a girly drink or a beer for each of you who can't. And I'll likely be drunk as a skunk because of it! (Can't hold alcohol at ALL.)

Have a good time!

[_Erica_]

"EClaire-- makes Ali drunk as a skunk" ;)

I'll come later for a party, now I'm off to write my EClaire fic :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

Welcome to all the new members of EClaire :waves:

I'm sure you guys will have a lot of fun here, soon we'll be the biggest ship around (muhahahaha :plotting: )

Loads of great slogans there EClairers

EClaire: You know you want to
EClaire: The Devils Rejects
EClaire: The Other Man is More Than just Ethan Rom (bit of an anagram blitz there)
EClaire: Mission Hysterical
EClaire: Baby Aaron wont have a clue what hit him (not meant literally)
EClaire: A love that will echo through the ages (ok a rip-off but sweet :) )

[CutieKitten]

:waves: Hiya

More EClaire slogans...:p

EClaire- Catch a falling other and put him in your pocket never let it run away
EClaire- shewaslikeomghewaslikehahahaimlikewoohooitseclaire theywerelikeyeweknow
EClaire- Sometimes kidnapping is all it takes to tell someone you really care for them

Thats all I got for now lol *sips hot chocolate* :p

[AliCat]

CutieKitten, I love the kidnapping slogan!

[ivybeenz]

EClaire - because it sounds better than EKate

[AliCat]

Funny, Rosie.

Ok, now, I'll I've heard lately was how "oooh, we should have a party when we hit X number of slogans! he he he, oooooh, so funny..." And now, we've reached that number... And where the aitch eee double hockey sticks is every one? Huh? What, are you sleeping? Did you suddenly find more important things to do than celebrate your target celebratory number of slogans?

Sheesh. You people. And you call yourself EClairians.

I'm DISGUSTED.

:p

Anyone?

Anyone?

Anyone?

Bueller?

......
......
......

"EClaire -- A 'ship you can count on."
"EClaire -- finding unusual reasons to celebrate."
"EClaire -- dependable, because he's DEAD."
"EClaire -- scares the Aitch Eee Double Hockey Sticks out of you."

[_Erica_]

I'm in here, I've been since some time but I was alone so how could I party ? :p

Are we starting now? :p

[AliCat]

Girlfriend, I told you guys to start without me. I was gone for 6 of the 12 hours of the par-tay! We've got 6 more hours... And in two more it'll officially be late enough for me to take a real drink. Cheers!

By the way -- I love your "mutual love" banner. That's even creepier than the pic of Claire screaming!

[CutieKitten]

*gets party music and radio out* lets party !! :boogie: lol

[_Erica_]

In my place is late enought to drink, so *Cheers* :letsparty

Ali I had a problem to find some smiling Ethan pics for this banner, can you believe this guy never smiles? :rolleyes:

*dances EClaire dance*

[CutieKitten]

I'm too young to drink so I'll get some pepsi or juice out :D
*gets apple juice out* lol
:boogie: Ooh we have an EClaire dance? how do the moves go? :boogie:

[_Erica_]

Just imagine Ethan dancing ;)

"EClaire-- we even have our own ship-dance"

*turns the music louder*

[ehsteve]

sorry i was late, i was at a real party.....fun.....alcohol....you get the point :D

anyway.........

PAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRTTAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!:banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip:

[_Erica_]

........Oh....My......WTF? :eek: :rotflol: I think I'm getting dizzy... *goes to the corner and sits on the floor*

[CutieKitten]

*Does EClaire dance* love the dance Erica lol :D
lol the new slogan..that rocks! ;)
Ooh hope you had fun at the party ehsteve :)
*turns music even louder*

[_Erica_]

hey, I have one more reason to party :banana:
From now on I have 'advanced' before 'member' :boogie: *gets uot of the corner and dances*

[ehsteve]

Erica, get out of the corner :poke: and get in the mood! :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip:

[CutieKitten]

Woohoo! Congrats on the advanced member! YAY!!
*dances* :boogie: :boogie:

[_Erica_]

get in the mood!

ok, ok :banana: :boogie: *EClaire dance*

hey, do we have any game to play? :D

[AliCat]

Wow, you guys are all dancey! I myself am the broody sit-in-the-corner-because-she-can-only-slow-dance type, so you guys dance and I'll be the talker. :p

SO, should we invite people to join our par-tay? If so, we may want to extend our party hours...

BY the way, shouldn't the EClaire dance be more... restrained and secretive? Shouldn't we find people to hang? Kidnap? Hmmm. Wonder how you commit virtual kidnap...

Any suggestions?

[ehsteve]

dadnt we say something about "i never"? :rolleyes:

[_Erica_]

Yeah :clap: I never :clap:

Ali I was thinking about some hanging-while-dancing but who we can hang? *thinks*

*runs off to make Charlie Doll to hang* :plotting:

[AliCat]

How about sending out a PM to someone you've met saying "You are cordially kidnapped and dragged to the EClaire thread to celebrate with us in our 215th slogan party. Please join us... Because you know what happened to Charlie when HE refused..."

Or is it considered spamming people if you send a PM to them like that?

[CutieKitten]

*drinks some pepsi* :boogie:
Ooh I could make a Goodwin doll...for the memory though...Goodwin was a good man..:p
*Runs off and brings back goodwin doll framed*

[ehsteve]

just send it to a few people you know will get the joke.....not just random people

[AliCat]

K. How about you guys, know anyone you can send it to?

Yeah, ehsteve, I'd never spam.

[_Erica_]

I'll send to Rosie :plotting:


WAIT! What about sending it to Ice?

[AliCat]

K, I just sent it to 5 people who aren't members. Should we invite the mods, or will they close us down? :p

Sure, E, send it to Ice -- he knows about it since he stopped in earlier, but there's no harm in reminding him. :)

[Ice Berg Legend]

Whose sending what to me now?

I'll make a fashionably late entrance :D

:clap: :grouphug: :glomp:



EClaire: is for life, not just for a hiatus

[*Shell*]

*Pops up* Hello *Runs away*

[AliCat]

Don't run away! We're friendly, really we are!

None of us bite!

...members of L-F....

[CutieKitten]

:waves: Hiya Ice! Fashionably late...thats cool :D :boogie:

Shell! Stay join the EClaire party! :boogie: :boogie: ( is it obvious that I like this smilie? :boogie:)
*offers pepsi*

[ehsteve]

i'll start off in the sawyer fashion

i never kissed a man

(say what it is and use :letsparty: if it's something you did)

[_Erica_]

It's done.

Here is Charlie's pick

http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/8742/normalraised1690hs.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

We can do some many funny things about that pic :plotting:

EDIT: Hi Ice :D Glad you've finally joined us

The game started :boogie:

[ehsteve]

i'll start off in the sawyer fashion

i never kissed a man

(say what it is and use :letsparty: if it's something you did)

ahem?.....:poke: erica.....what are you doing with pics of charlie, we've got more important stuff now, play with him later :p

[AliCat]

So, I can't remember -- we take a drink if we *haven't* done it before, right? Or if we *have*? I'm lousy at drinking games. I'm drunk after the first drink! he he he

And Erica, great pic, we *can* do lots with it.

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hello to the Cutie one and Eri :p

is Charlie warming up his neck for his hanging??!!! ....sorry thats cruel


:tiphat: :clap: :boogie: :banana:

[ehsteve]

we drink if we HAVE done it....so i'd guss you drink, cause you're married and have kids and stuff, unless you skipped the first gew steps of a relationship:p

[_Erica_]

Ali you drink when you did.

what are you doing with pics of charlie, we've got more important stuff now, play with him later maybe I secretely dream about kissing him? ;) Haven't think about that? :p

*takes a sip*

[AliCat]

Ok, so I drank. :p

Oh, so Erica, are we playing "Pin the Rope on Charlie"?

[ehsteve]

now erica, it's your turn......keep the game moving.....

[Ice Berg Legend]

yes keep the game moving Eri...I's gotta get to sleep in an hour :(

[_Erica_]

Sorry, i guess my computer is getting drunk :rolleyes:

i never swallowed a bug (dedicated to ice ;) )

[AliCat]

If Erica won't go, I will:

I never 'shipped a strange couple before....

*drinks*

Oops, I guess she went: and Erica, *everyone* swallows bugs, even if they don't know it -- you will swallow 4 spiders over the course of your life. --that is, accidentally... I don't know how you get your kicks, but I bet it's not spider-swallowing...

*drinks*

[_Erica_]

Guess we all drink now, Ali :letsparty

[ehsteve]

*drinks* i was young, and my best friend was kinda crazy.....

i never watched more than 3 episodes of a soap opera in a row

[Ice Berg Legend]

lmao....nice to see we have all invaded the "ban the person above'" thread!

great (or should that be psychotic?) minds think alike :D

I swallowed a bug *drinks my bug juice*

[ehsteve]

If Erica won't go, I will:

I never 'shipped a strange couple before....

*drinks*


i know.....conmama what the hell?;)

[_Erica_]

what is current question? *looks around and can't see any food at the party*

[ehsteve]

sorry, i gotta go, maybe the party will still be around when i wake up

enjoy the rest of the party!! :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip: :banana: :letsparty :boogie: :clap: :blahblah: :tiphat: :dance2: :gossip:

[_Erica_]

*says goobye to ehsteve* :waves:

[AliCat]

Here's some cake!

[CutieKitten]

I got to go in a minute so I'll ask the I never question
I never slept until 12.30 pm before

[AliCat]

Take a slice of cake with you, ehsteve. Thanks for getting the party going!

[Scarlett]

OK, I'm breaking down and joining! I still ship PB&J but this is too funny and I love the slogans too much ;)

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#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobssesser
#14 CapnLou
#15 scarlett_106 (Jen)

[_Erica_]

Ohhh Thank Ali that's what I wanted :banana: :boogie: :plotting: *snatches the cake and runs away to the corner*

Cutie Do I have to drink for EACH time? :p

[ehsteve]

thaks for the cake and :letsparty, cause i have stayed up past 12:30 before, many many times

aaaanyway, Adios amigos!!

[AliCat]

Whoo hoo, scarlett! Now we can *really* party!

Have a slice of cake!
Grab a drink and play some I Never with us!

[Ice Berg Legend]

welcome abroad scarlett_106, I think you'll find us to be very friendly and entertaining if not slightly disturbed bunch of people ;) :D

night ehsteve, don't forget to dream up some witty new banners :p

...now for some cake, dont hog it all cakegirl :)

[_Erica_]

WooHoo I have another member :waves: scarlett_106

That's third reason for celebration :D *turns music louder*

Cake? What cake Ice? *hides something behind her back and whistles innocently* ;)

[Ice Berg Legend]

hehehe, I'll get that cake sooner or later Eri ;)

anyways, enjoy the party all....I'm off to bed for an early start tomorow, hopefully will get some sweet dreams instead of anything weird (I posted my last weird dream in the 'Open Discussion' forum, check it out to see if it makes any sense to you :) )

[AliCat]

Night, Ice -- we'll try to keep it going until you get back!

[Stace]

EClaire. Heh heh, that's the cutest ship name since Lawyer.
And I'll admit, Ethan wanted Claire more than anyone did. ;)

[_Erica_]

*yawns* party is dying ...

Stace you should know that I can't stop staring at your banner

[AliCat]

Hard not to stare at Sawyer.

I NEVER stared at sawyer. *DRINK* *GULP* *FINISHES DRINK*

[Britt]

Hey to all

[_Erica_]

*drinks and still Stares*

I never ... stared at Charlie :eh:

Hi booneobssesser grab a drink and play

[Toxic]

Did we really get to 215 slogans?

[AliCat]

CRAP. *Drinks*

Crap, crap crap. Okay, I was a PB&Jer, alright! So, now you know my dirty little first-season secret.

(runs sobbing from the party)

[_Erica_]

:nod: Yes we did Tox, check yourself if you don't believe :p

Just stepping by or came for the party?

Ali DON"T run we all make mistakes ;) The important thing is what you're NOT a PB&Jer anymore, are you?

[Toxic]

:rotflol: Does someone had a list of all the slogans?

[_Erica_]

Page #1 and # 12

[Toxic]

Awesome. I'm printing them out :D

[Britt]

yall can call me brittany or britt either one i'll be in and out cuz we are moving funiture its soo annoying

[_Erica_]

Tox- you sure you haven't overdose cheese lately? ;) They aren't THAT funny :p

HI again Britt

Aaaalliiiii- your turn, remember "I never.. *insert something* "

[AliCat]

Sorry, getting my kids ready for bed....

I Never wanted to be... Shannon.

Doesn't drink.

(Will be off for about 1 hour, then back for more!)

don't forget slogans on pg 18, too

[_Erica_]

*doesn't drink either* I won't be here in an hour, probably *it's 1:40am*

I never writed a LOST fanfic

*drinks* :letsparty

[AliCat]

*drinks*

[lostnfound]

ok iv finally decided to join the EClaire Revolution! it looks fun:cool: ! i mean this ship has parties! and besides i never liked PB&J im gonna try to make a banner or avi, but i dont kno if ill hav time cuz i hav to study for mid-terms!

i really like this slogan!:)
Eclaire - Lost hearts, found by an Other.

[AliCat]

welcome lostnfound!

Here's hoping I don't get the party shut down -- I invited some of the mods and encouraged them to bring along a friend.

I'd also like to take this opportunity to say: if you are a minor, please do not consume any of our virtual alcoholic beverages. We have provided virtual pepsi and virtual juice for your consumption.

Thank you, and enjoy your party!

[PITAchic]

Hey Alison, I got the invitation, so I decided to stop by :D

[AliCat]

Meggles, welcome! glad you let me kidnap... er, that is, thanks for stopping by!

[PITAchic]

Hehe, no problem ;) So, anything exciting going on in here?

[AliCat]

Actually, I think the party is dying... we *were* playing I never, but then Erica left and took it with her ... and we never really had a chance to play pin the rope on Charlie, although the picture is a few pages back if you want to give it the old photoshop/paint try...

[the filthy scene]

lol, you guys are awesome.

i just got home, had a cheeseburger eating contest today, ate 8 McDonalds double cheeseburgers. and some ice cream. then i befriended a four year old girl and played in the play palace. you're never to old for the play palace.

unfortunately looks like this party is dying down.

[AliCat]

I'm sorry -- we don't smoke virtual crack in here, only virtual cheese. We have cheddar, parmesan, or wensleydale. What's your choice?

Oh, and sausage... We have virtual smoked sausage. Sorry, i forgot to ask: care for a weenie?

[PITAchic]

I like cheese! A lot! :banana: I want sharp chedder :D

[AliCat]

here you are:

Although, we are asking for a slogan donation to cover the cost of virtual cheese...

[PITAchic]

Geeze, I'm going to have to think for a bit.... there's already a million slogans, lol. It's gonna be hard to come up with something new.....

[AliCat]

Actually, so far we only have 229. :) Take your time, you're welcome to drop it off whenever you like. :)

[the filthy scene]

lol, yeah i got rid of the crack thing once i saw the whole 'we invited some mods' thing, wasn't sure how that'd go over.

*looks at cheese*

*pukes*

....but i'll take a weenie. just one.

[PITAchic]

*cough* Only? Lol, geeze, that's amazing!

[AliCat]

Well, considering we're hoping to hit 1000, that's just a drop, yeah. 23% of the way there... less than 1/4... we still have a ways to go.

We have a lot of goofy fun in here, though. I mean, all we have to look forward to is the *possibility* that Claire will FB to what happened... And, in EClaire, it's all about the goofiness. :)

[PITAchic]

1,000? Wow, that may take awhile. But it's a nice goal!

[lostnfound]

hey ill take some cheese!-and some virtual pepsi-since im a minor!:D

i came up with a slogan to donate for it too!

EClaire- because EClairs taste better than PB&J!:p

[AliCat]

Yep, that's the gimmick. :)

BTW, I haven't forgotten about the ConMama story -- or my allegiance to you guys (:p), I've just been too busy to write it out. I'm hoping to get some written tonight.

here you are, lostnfound:

[PITAchic]

I can't wait to read your ConMama fic! I'm so excited for it! But whenever you get it done is fine :p (I know I have some stories I need to work on, too :rolleyes: ).

[AliCat]

yep, as a matter of fact -- you do! :p

[lostnfound]

here you are, lostnfound:
thanks!:p

[PITAchic]

yep, as a matter of fact -- you do! :p
I know, I know... I'm just drawing a blank right now. I seriously got a few paragraphs done, and then I'm like "That doesn't sound good..." and then I re-did part of it, and then I hated that, so I changed it back, and now I'm like "................?" Lol :rolleyes:



Oh, and because I give in to peer pressure and the promise of cheese:

#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobssesser
#14 CapnLou
#15 scarlett_106 (Jen)
#16 PITAchic (Meggles)

[AliCat]

THE CHEESE *ALWAYS* WINS!

(turns to sleeping Erica, whispers, "Good thinking on drugging the cheese!")

Ahem, I mean, welcome Meggles!

Actually, Meg, I think you're number 17, although I can't tell who got left out...

[PITAchic]

Well, the ConMama has cookies, and EClaire has cheese. Honestly, how could anyone refuse? :D

EDIT: And that's cool, whatever number I am works, lol.

[AliCat]

Mmmm, cookies... *tiptoes off to check in on conmama thread*

Wow, there're crickets chirping in there -- since Heather went on vacation, there's not as much activity, I think...

[PITAchic]

I know, it is kinda dead... Ah, well, it'll pick up soon, with ConMama Day fast approaching!

[AliCat]

This is true. I told my hubby I would be baking a cake on the 24th; he said, "What's the occasion?" "It's ConMama day, honey." "uh, okay. what's ConMama?" "NM, dear."

hehehe

[PITAchic]

Lol, that's so funny! :crackup: I should bake brownies or something. Yum, brownies..... But I just realized ConMama day is on Tuesday, and I have my long classes that day... but I will come on whenever I can during breaks, and I'm home by 8pm. So I can always party into the 25th :rolleyes:

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

Hey Guys
Could I be a Eclaire to um its my fav chocolate sweet :p
Even though Ethan scares the pants off me :eek: I like stalkerish kinda relationship lol he watches her

AND LONG LIVE THE CHEESE :banana:

[AliCat]

Long live the cheese! he he he -- welcome, ConMama sisters, to the *Dark Side* of 'shipping!

I'll add your name, happily!

A few more slogans from me:

EClaire -- a different kind of "black and white"
EClaire -- Not your (Con)Mama's 'ship
EClaire -- Almost getting the Mods' attention!
EClaire -- officially dangerous to smaller 'ships

[Britt]

Hey All... Ali lol i told my mom we have to get something special to eat that night we won't be eating a cake but still will have some kinda of take or maybe pizza yummy hehe!!


Eclaire has grown over 300 post wow thats alot lol

[LadyIrina]

Leave the computer for a little while, and I come back to find I've missed out on the party and failed to greet our new friends! :eek:
Ah well, a late party dance *does the Ethan-jig* and throws confetti into the air as a welcome! Yey!
And off I go to work on yet another chapter of my fic!

[_Erica_]

I've just came back. What's going on? *looks around*

[AliCat]

That's ok, Irina -- you can always play "Pin the rope on Charlie" in your own time! Erica posted the pic back on, I think, page 22. Good to see you here!

We still have cheese, cake, and soda:

E, don't you *ever* sleep???

[_Erica_]

I see that cheese is taking over the board ( at least shipping section)

Ali, I sleep *sometimes* :rolleyes:

Oww, I've just posted new banner in challenge thread :plotting: tell me what you think

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

Yummy *munches on cheese nimbles on cake and takes a big glomp of soda :p
All in a days work
Heheh the Eclairians fun :boogie:

[AliCat]

EClaire -- we sleep *sometimes*!
EClaire -- Hurley says, "Yeah, so one time, my dog Buster, he ate a bunch of Others; the next day, he crapped out EClaire."
EClaire -- because how can you refuse Tom Cruise's cousin?

[LadyIrina]

Looking at our slogans makes me realise how much I do enjoy being in this crazed fandom of EClaire!
And am SO going to pin Charlie! :D

[AliCat]

Erica, that was awesome! what a great banner! could I use it?

[_Erica_]

Sure you can, :)

Btw, have you seen my banners to Irina's story?

[AliCat]

^did you see my hurley slogan? I almost laughed out loud when it hit me!

edit: no, where can I find them?

[_Erica_]

Your...hurely...slogan ... :eek: LOL

here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=26230)

[AliCat]

Erica, I'd like to use that Goodwin one or the breakup one, if you don't mind -- can you send me the blurbs I have to use to make it work?

[PITAchic]

I decided to play pin the rope on Charlie, so here you guys go :D

[_Erica_]

Maybe I'm a perv, but I really like Charlie on this pic :D

[AliCat]

He he he -- Meggles, that's SO FUNNY. I hope no PB&Jer ever gets the impression that we're serious... It's just funny to pick on poor Charlie -- although the hanging is in poor taste, he's smiling about it. :)

***DISCLAIMER FOR ANY PB&Jers CURRENTLY VIEWING THE THREAD:
We wish no harm whatsoever to Charlie.
We simply discuss what happened w/ C/C/E in a humorous way.
We are silly, silly, demented people with a penchant for taking in cheese in illegal ways, and this makes us behave in silly ways.

For example:

[LadyIrina]

Tee hee, we are indeed strange people!

*glances around, then pins Charlie*

[PITAchic]

Lol, thanks Ali! A disclaimer is a really good idea; wouldn't want anyone throwing stuff at me....

[_Erica_]

:crackup: *laughs maniacally under her desk, don't ask her why* :crackup:

:raspberry :banana: :raspberry :crackup:

[Toxic]

We are silly, silly, demented people with a penchant for taking in cheese in illegal ways, and this makes us behave in silly ways.
Woah. That was a very Skatey moment.

We have an ongoing cheese obsession on the Skate boards.

[AliCat]

Really? Hmmm. Maybe we should 'ship CHEESE instead. :p

"EClaire -- Our Cheese brings us closer to Skate" :p

[_Erica_]

So now cheese slogans, uh?

"Cheese- connecting ships" :rolleyes:

[AliCat]

I think we should probably just stick to trying to make up EClaire slogans.

If we 'ship CHEESE, we'll just get confused. (And who would we ship it with?)

Maybe Chana really stands for "Cheese/Ana". he he he

[PITAchic]

Maybe Chana really stands for "Cheese/Ana". he he he
LMAO!!! :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: But you guys do know that Chana means "vagina" in Portuguese, right? :eek:

[_Erica_]

Ok, I got it- no more scheese slogans... here :p

Ali, decided about banners yet?

[AliCat]

What do you think of my updated signature? I'm going to keep this around for the next 100 slogans or so. :p

[_Erica_]

I think you have really silly (and lame) banner, Ali :p
Now is the time I should go to bed, at least try


btw, can you make banner-made part smaller? :rolleyes:

[Aislynn]

#1 AliCat (Mother of EClaire)
#2 IceBergLegend (The Godfather of EClaire)
#3 _Erica_ (Evil Step-Sister of EClaire)
#4 Ehsteve ("the awesomest" and Official Artist of EClaire )
#5 Brookey_Babe
#6 Toxic
#7 Ivybeenz
#8 thefilthyscene
#9 LadyIrina
#10 Illyriaburkle
#11 wesh
#12 CutieKitten
#13 Booneobssesser
#14 CapnLou
#15 scarlett_106 (Jen)
#16 PITAchic (Meggles)
#17 Aislynn

(Or whatever the number is 'cause this was the last list I found but there was a debate about there being somebody missing... :p My apologies if I've accidentally skipped somebody... :eek: )

Anyway, so sorry I'm late to the party but I've been rather desperately sick today with a blinding headache. :( BUT as soon as my ability to look into a bright computer screen returned to me, I stopped in here! :letsparty

Now, the thing I like about this ship is:

1. It's okay to be silly. Really, really silly. Like, this kind of silly --> :raspberry Who can't love that? :D

2. Yeah, Ethan's scary. And psycho. But he's dead. So it's okay to pretend we're shipping him with nice, sweet Claire. 'Cause he's not coming back to kidnap her again. Or so the writers keep claiming. :nod:

3. It's weird but I just sorta like Ethan. Not that way. I'm a die-hard Sawyer fan. *points at avi and sig banner* Yet, there's just something about that wild 'n' crazy Ethan that makes me wanna :dance2: I don't question it. I just go with it. :dance2: :dance2: :dance2:

4. Did I mention the silliness? :raspberry Woo-HAH!

5. Uh, I think that's it for now. :tiphat:

Now, for everybody who's written an EClaire/Ethan fic... I'm going read 'em. In fact, I'm really looking forward to reading 'em! But it probably won't be tonight because the old "wow this screen really IS bright" headache thing is getting in my way again. *sigh* :bawl:

*takes swig of diet Pepsi, finds one last piece of cake and takes bite* Well, at least I got to party a little bit with y'all. :birthday: Pretend that smiley is saying "Happy 215th EClaire Slogan!" okay? ;)

:letsparty

~Aislynn

[AliCat]

If I have the characters left, sure!

Is that better?

[_Erica_]

yeap, makes me feel better :)

[AliCat]

Well, I'm going to have to go to bed soon... Luckily, I'm not teaching Sunday School tomorrow, so I got to spend the whole night with you guys! You beat out my 20 preschoolers!

I've had a ball joking around with you guys -- and thanks to all the visitors and new members for stopping in and looking around.

We are on our way to being the funniest cult ship EVER!

[LadyIrina]

Woot! Another Sawyer-fan with a sweet tooth for the dark side and FUN!
Welcome, welcome! :banana:

[_Erica_]

See you all tomorow :tiphat:

Night Ali :glomp: and you'll get my story in *looks at clock* 13 hours :p

[PITAchic]

Night, Alison! It's been fun, I'll definitely be hanging around here a lot!

[LadyIrina]

See ya'll!
Will be signing off as well...

[AliCat]

He he, Erica -- glad you're keeping track! You know, one paragraph would count... you just have to get it in on time!

Thanks, Meggles. Good to see you around here! We have a lot of silly fun.

LadyIrina, g'night!

Aislynn, welcome and goodnight!

[ivybeenz]

i'm so sad i missed the party :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl: :bawl:
and it's all because my stiupid brother was too lazy to fix the keyboard :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[_Erica_]

hey Rosie :)
The #125 slogans party is over, but we can find an Other reason and start new party ;)

[ivybeenz]

i'll have to make sure i'm here for the next 'x amount of slogans reached' party...what is the next amount we're aiming for? and maybe we shiuld plan in advance so the party doesn't die :D

[_Erica_]

let's see *thinks* Oh, now I remember, Ali said something about Mega party at #500 :rolleyes:
But don't you think that the end of hiatus is also good reason for celebration?

*gets back to reading....a toothpaste LMAO*

[ivybeenz]

toothpaste...lol that's the kinda thing i would say
and maybe we could have an end of hiatus party, but for everyone on the forum who want's to come as we've all had to go through the painful wait :o

[_Erica_]

But all EClaire party are open for everyone, btw did you get your invitation last night?

[ivybeenz]

yup, i got the invite but i only saw it today

[ehsteve]

Morning! or afternoon or whatever..... looks like tha party was fun, too bad i missed 4 pages of it! and I never didnt really work did it?.......maybe we shoulf plan something better for the 500 party!!

[_Erica_]

Morning E, umm *glances at watch* you're right afternoon. Party was quite funny we even hanged Charlie :D ;)
Party #500? :nod: let's start planning, along with making new slogans

"EClaire-- makes Evil Step-sister sleeps better*

[CutieKitten]

Morning!..well Lunch anyway lol,Is the party still going on or is it finished?
Party number 500? cool :waves: Well Hiya!

[_Erica_]

Hey Cutie, I don't think someone officialy closed that party...what do you all think? :plotting:

Should I turn the music little louder?

[CutieKitten]

I think you should *nods* lol
we should get the party started again and play some more games :D

[ehsteve]

WOOO! A *checks back* 238 slogan party!!!

[CutieKitten]

Lol *cheers* Wohoo!
We should play a game or something...

[ivybeenz]

can i join in? :D
everyone should bring something ot the party
*brings chips and dip

[CutieKitten]

:waves: yay hiya ivybeenz!
*Brings radio and a few CD's* :D

[_Erica_]

*brings coffee ( no party without it, if you ask me)*
Cutie turn that thing on and let's aprty :boogie:

And here is the game: making-new-EClaire-slogans :p

Rosie I added one banner,

[CutieKitten]

lol *turns music up loud*
EClaire- what happened?
^lame I know lol :boogie:

[LadyIrina]

Finally managed to think up one! :p

EClaire - Claire's significant Other!

[CutieKitten]

I love that ladyIrina! :D
:waves: I'm CutieKitten lol
*Does EClaire dance*

[AliCat]

You guys are just plain silly. Although it is true that when everyone left, no one shut off the lights or put the cheese wheel away.

It's not quite 9am here, so I'm afraid the best I can manage to drink is tea, especially since I did consume *real* alcohol everytime I gulped on "I never" last night! (I'm not a drinker, with very low alcohol tolerance, so the ONE WHOLE daquiri I had last night has wiped me out!)

[Ice Berg Legend]

just thought i'd pop in Godfather style for a while :p

looks like everyone had fun last night, shame no one cleared up the mess behind ;)

big hello to the new EClairers, hope you enjoy yourselves here, if not we'll have to deal with you Charlie style :D .....and keep those slogans coming

[AliCat]

Yeah, unfortunately Mom here had to get to bed, so I figured I'd clean up the "mess" this morning.

So how are you, Godfather of this gangling newborn 'ship? Any new slogans?

[Ice Berg Legend]

I'm good thanks Mother of EClaire, hope the mess wasnt too much to handle :D

hmmmm, let me think, any new slogans.

EClaire: Neither here nor there but everywhere
EClaire: Obsession is an understatement
EClaire: Charlie should just go back to the Shire

....sorry, no creative spark today, lack of sleep

Well I'll be back a little later, play nicely now y'all (nicely in a psychotic Ethan kind of way that is)

[_Erica_]

Hi Ali, Hi Ice
About what mess you're actually talking about? I can't see any :rolleyes:

[AliCat]

he he he -- well, I think the slogans cover up any mess there might *really* be. :)

[_Erica_]

heh, Ok I declare myself to clean up after next EClaire party

"EClaire-- this couple knows how to party" (stupid one) :o

[AliCat]

There *are* no stupid slogans -- not if we want to hit 1000. :p

"EClaire -- doing whatever it takes to hit 1000 slogans!"

[_Erica_]

Speaking of doing whatever it takes check THIS (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi) out


This comes from there:

Four out of Five Dentists Recommend Eclaire.

EDIT: 7.4 because it's good but no Eclaire please. i mean their first interaction was him doing the whole dragging her through the jungle blindfolded, trying to kill her friend, and stealing her baby thing so...

that's what gueststar said about my sig. :) Isn't that great material for a few new slogans? :plotting:

[ehsteve]

Monsieur, with this Eclaire you are really spoiling us
Grab Life by the An Other

lol

[AliCat]

He he he -- Yeah, that gueststar person can be really judgmental. He got himself banned for a couple of days for flaming someone else's ideas on who might be a mole or something. I was in the thread that day, can't remember how exactly. But anyway, point being, this person is obviously not understanding that the whole point of this "ship" is a joke on shipping in general.

ANYWAY, Erica, I think that your banner and avatar are very well done; it doesn't matter what anyone but your fellow EClairians think, anyway. :) After all, what other 'ship has almost 250 slogans? :p

EDIT: There are far too many people on this thread who are apt to forget that this is a TV SHOW, and not happening in real life. They are therefore more likely to take offense at something silly without recognizing that a joke is a joke, no matter how poor in taste it might be. It's not as if our "ship" advocates kidnapping, murder, or anything like that. I know on the surface it seems mean or sick, but those of us who started it (the top four names) started it simply as an inside joke about Ice's fascination with Ethan and mine and Erica's love for the character Claire. I mean, honestly, did you think *anyone* besides us four (and possibly wesh) would EVER join this??? We thought it'd just be us goofing around and talking about Ethan... How did we know our slogan campaign would attract 14 other people??? I think it says a lot about the combined IQ of our ship that the people who've joined did so because THEY GET THE JOKE -- not because we have some cutesy-smarmy ship with two (or more) beautiful, vapid characters. ***End transmission***

[_Erica_]

from generator:

"EClaire--Would You Give Someone Your Last Other?"

Ali, I think no Other ship can say it :banana:
and thanks for the compliment (spelling? :confused: ) I just was lucky to find those pics- it's not like I'm good at graphick or anything.

"EClaire-- doesn't matter what others say"

[AliCat]

Erica, that last one reminds me of a Melissa Ethridge song that goes, "What do they know about our love, anyway!"

he he he

[CutieKitten]

Have a Break, Have an EClaire <<lol I went on that slogan generator site you said Erica :p Thats a cool slogan lol :p
hehe
This is from the site too..
Did somebody say EClaire?

[AliCat]

"EClaire -- dragging the forum kicking and screaming to a new height."
"EClaire -- misunderstood by judgmental a******s everywhere."
"EClaire -- don't you wish you had our ability to laugh?"
"EClaire -- remembering that Lost is JUST A SHOW."

[_Erica_]

Ali, I'm impressed There are far too many people on this thread who are apt to forget that this is a TV SHOW, and not happening in real life. They are therefore more likely to take offense at something silly without recognizing that a joke is a joke, no matter how poor in taste it might be. It's not as if our "ship" advocates kidnapping, murder, or anything like that. I know on the surface it seems mean or sick, but those of us who started it (the top four names) started it simply as an inside joke about Ice's fascination with Ethan and mine and Erica's love for the character Claire. I mean, honestly, did you think *anyone* besides us four (and possibly wesh) would EVER join this??? We thought it'd just be us goofing around and talking about Ethan... How did we know our slogan campaign would attract 14 other people??? I think it says a lot about the combined IQ of our ship that the people who've joined did so because THEY GET THE JOKE -- not because we have some cutesy-smarmy ship with two (or more) beautiful, vapid characters. ***End transmission***

Honestly, at first I didn't think anyone exept us will do and I was kinda surprised when people started to show up and sign. And when we *you* started challenge I again thought "just the four of us" but not, there are people who entered the challege: Irina, Rosie, Aislynn ( hopefully), brookey_babe, capnlou and ebizmybef. Even Ice and ehsteve showed their writing-creativity, I mean they are guys, right? I'm really happy that all of us here have so much fun from our little inside joke.

Few more slogans from generator:

The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Eclaire
"EClaire-- we bring Ethan to live"
An Eclaire A Day Helps You Work, Rest and Play.
This Is The Age Of The Eclaire.
Because Eclaire is Complicated Enough.

[CutieKitten]

I still have to enter the EClaire challenge!
I must get to work with my entries! Can you put in more than one entry by any chance? :)
*goes and works on EClaire work*

[ehsteve]

Erica, where did you find that site? it's so funny when you put in silly stuff ;)

EClaire --Because Lost isnt Complicated Enough

[AliCat]

Cutie, I think I said you can enter as many as you want -- I never thought more than a handful of people would enter to begin with!

Hey, Erica, did you want that whole quote from gueststar to be an EClaire slogan? I think that would be too funny....

I finally used the generator, it said: "EClaire -- does exactly what it says!"

[CutieKitten]

Ooh! I must get to work ;)
I'm thinking of maybey writing a small, funny fanfic ..:plotting: mmm..
:eek: IDEAS IDEAS lots of them coming in my head
*gets notepad out starts writing like mad* lol

[_Erica_]

ehsteve, brotha ( why do I talk like Desmond?) I found it in Skate section :p
It's really funny, I almost landed on the floor when I saw:
We bring Ethan back to life... smart generator, :cool:

Edit: you mean, that qoute, Ali? why not :plotting:

[ehsteve]

Ali, you're not updating the slogans! we must be at 250 by now! but without you, we'll never know!!

EClaire -- we're still too lazy to count!

[CutieKitten]

from generator:-
EClaire included
You need an EClaire...
:rotflol:

[AliCat]

Gimme a minute, I'm copy/pasting and counting. Sheesh, you impatient people... :p

"EClaire -- confounding critics everywhere."

I'm also taking the ones made by the generator and putting them into proper EClaire format. :p

[_Erica_]

Ali, maybe there should be some limit, at least if you don't want like a 80 banners by me :p When I start doing something, I just can't stop myself... :rolleyes:


You've Always Got Time For Eclaire, Jack.
Be Young, Have Fun, Drink Eclaire, Charlie- OMG what is it? :eek:
P-P-P-Pick Up An Eclaire Jack.

I know it's old, but maybe will inspire someone (http://www.yashi.com/?video&vid=242172)
creepy...

[CutieKitten]

EDIT
:rotflol:
I love EClaire ...:rotflol:

[ehsteve]

I love EClaire ...:rotflol:


isnt it obvious we all do???

[CutieKitten]

Lol yeah...

[_Erica_]

"EClaire-- of course, we all love it"

ehsteve- great banner :tiphat:

[ehsteve]

thankyou :tiphat: i decided i wanted to do this for a while and today i was bored enough to do it......

[CutieKitten]

I said this in the banned game thread but your banner just made me hungry ehsteve! :p

[AliCat]

Okay, we are at 262 slogans -- and Erica, I'm saving that "gueststar" quote for #300.

Just a reminder, the list of 200-262 can be found on page 18 if you want to go see how silly we've been...

[_Erica_]

"Eclaire- turns boredom into pure creativity" :p

[AliCat]

And that makes 263. :p

We've officially passed our 1/4 of the way there mark.

[_Erica_]

Yahoo *dances a 1/4 EClaire dance*

I'm sooo not gonna finish the fic before dead line...

[wesh]

howdy fellow eclaire-peeps :)
Has this quite obvious one already been mentioned?
Eclaire - Stands for Ethan + Eclaire
:D

and then some other toughts:
Eclaire - Pushing boundaries.
Eclaire - Love is gonna take you away.
Eclaire - Hatred locked them up, Love will set them free.
Eclaire - Because no one saw it comming.
Eclaire - Because the numbers made it possible.
Eclaire - Because Ethan cares.
Eclaire - Because Ethan is good people.
Eclaire - Because the fortune teller knew.
Eclaire - Because!
Eclaire - Unquestionable Love.
Eclaire - The big twist!

Aight that's it for now :) pick what you like.
party on!! w0000t!

[CutieKitten]

*dances EClaire dance* YAY more slogans!
Does anybody else think we should have an EClaire hug?
*Demonstrates EClaire hug* no?yes?

[ehsteve]

EClaire -- dude, we got a problem!
EClaire -- MORE THAN just friends
EClaire -- 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 32.......who cares, it's great!!

ECLAIRE HUG!!
:hug2: :glomp: :hug: :grouphug:

[CutieKitten]

YAY! *EClaire Hug* :hug: :hug:

EClaire- We even have our own hug!

[_Erica_]

Elaire- leave the hug, we DO have serious problem :p
EClaire-- because our obsession is danger
EClaire-- now we know what the Sicknes really is...


Not sure if I should post it here or in the challenge thread- I need to buy myself more time *please* I've made some graphick *smiles hopefully*

[CutieKitten]

:crackup: lol I love those slogans!

EDIT

[Ice Berg Legend]

EDIT: There are far too many people on this thread who are apt to forget that this is a TV SHOW, and not happening in real life. They are therefore more likely to take offense at something silly without recognizing that a joke is a joke, no matter how poor in taste it might be. It's not as if our "ship" advocates kidnapping, murder, or anything like that. I know on the surface it seems mean or sick, but those of us who started it (the top four names) started it simply as an inside joke about Ice's fascination with Ethan and mine and Erica's love for the character Claire. I mean, honestly, did you think *anyone* besides us four (and possibly wesh) would EVER join this??? We thought it'd just be us goofing around and talking about Ethan... How did we know our slogan campaign would attract 14 other people??? I think it says a lot about the combined IQ of our ship that the people who've joined did so because THEY GET THE JOKE -- not because we have some cutesy-smarmy ship with two (or more) beautiful, vapid characters. ***End transmission***

Bravo, well said Ali. I'm suprised there are still people around who completely jump the gun before even doing a little research or finding out what EClaire is all about. It's just for a bit of fun and creative entertainment all confined to this forum. It's a quirky harmless ship that has limitless creative potential :)


EClaire: Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games
EClaire: is for life, not just for a hiatus ;)
EClaire: The island takes no prisoners
EClaire: no holds barred
EClaire: Even the auto-slogan machine has trouble keeping up
EClaire: because lifes too short not to

[wesh]

Eclaire - He wants you(r) baby!
:D
I might make a banner with that.
cutieKitten's, Erica's, ehsteve's.. all banners are wonderful. nice work! :)

[ehsteve]

EClaire: is for life, not just for a hiatus ;)


we've had than one like 4 times :rolleyes:

[AliCat]

ehsteve's right, Ice... sorry... :(

[_Erica_]

Eclaire - He wants you(r) baby!
:D
I might make a banner with that.
cutieKitten's, Erica's, ehsteve's.. all banners are wonderful. nice work! :)

:crackup: :crackup: I absolutely :bowdown: this one.... can I make a banner with it, too?

Ali, I haven't the EClaire story :( what is going to happen to me?

[wesh]

Sure thing sweetcheeks ;)
i might not have time for it, so it would be wonderfull :)

[AliCat]

Hmmm. I think I will punish you by removing the "Evil" in your name. Until you have writing, I think it's the least I can do! :p

Do you not even have *one little sentence* that will prevent me from acting against you? :confused:

[Ice Berg Legend]

we've had than one like 4 times :rolleyes:

ooops, I just like that one a lot I guess...suppose I should add it to my sig ;)

EClaire: duplicating slogans like theres no tomorow :D

[_Erica_]

I have, I really do, the whole plot is done, some dialogs are in English, some parts are still waiting to be translated, that' why it looks like a piece of crap... It's suposued to be comedy, oh well....

Ice and ehsteve accusing me of eating all EClaire cake and you are taking my 'evil' from me, I think I'm gonna cry :eh:

[Ice Berg Legend]

now now Erica, it was just an empty threat, we could never take the Evil tag from you.....but you still go to get an EClaire FanFic up soon ;)

[_Erica_]

*relief*

[AliCat]

Yeah, you know I could never really take the EVIL from you, Erica. That's there for life. :p

[_Erica_]

he he :rolleyes:

"EClaire- is there for life"
"EClaire-- Charlie had a bad day"
"EClaire-- an Other loving is going to get ya" (what, we have other-naping, we can have other loving :p )

To the record: my winter holiday starts on *thinks* Thursday ( ot is it Wendesday? ) so I'll have plenty of time to (finally) write some stories, make more slogans and silly banners. Maybe I'll even teach myself how to make videos? :rolleyes:

[AliCat]

looking forward to see your stuff, Erica!

[_Erica_]

Ali, if you're interested: today I've made an avi and banner with lines from Rosie's fic (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=25898&page=5) and one banner to Black Halos here (http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=12304&page=55)

[Ice Berg Legend]

EClaire: poster couple for the psychotically challenged

[CutieKitten]

:rotflol: ^^love that :p
EClaire: Batteries included

[_Erica_]

he it is again ==> link to generator (http://www.thesurrealist.co.uk/slogan.cgi)

Grab Life by the Eclaire.
It's a New Eclaire Every Day.
Go On, Get Your Eclaire, Fluffy Out.
You've Got Questions. We've Got Eclaire,

[AliCat]

OH, I LIKE that:

"EClaire -- you've got questions, we've got EClaire!"

[_Erica_]

He He
How many do we got Ali?

[ivybeenz]

using slogan generators - hope these haven't already been done and most of them are lame:
When You've Got Eclaire, Flaunt It.


Always the real thing, always EClaire

The Future is EClaire.

EClaire - be prepared
Eclaire Tested, Mother Approved (<????)
You wouldn't want to miss EClaire
I Can't Believe It's Not Eclaire
EClaire is our middle name.

you can add any that you think are reasonable :D

edit: lol lol lol > 8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Eclaire.

edit: slogans deleted

[_Erica_]

Ding-Dong! Eclaire Calling! :crackup:

Oww I knew there was a reson not to make that banner... wait *decides to stop talking*


edit: ok this is going to be disturbing :

Plop, Plop, Fizz, Fizz, Oh, What a Naked Ethan it is! don't blame me, the generator made me do it :p

If You've Got the Time, We've Got the Ethan and Claire.

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hmmmmm, I'm not sure if I'm comfortable with these computer generated slogans, especially after seeing the spoiler one above! :eek:

I say we only include the good ones in the official list.

[ivybeenz]

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excuse me, what banner?

and that slogan! really! i'm shocked!

[_Erica_]

That one in your sig, you know, with ConMama kiss :p

Slogan, um? What slogan? Wasn't be *whistles innocently*

[AliCat]

Ice, I've been discarding some of them as truly lame. Some really are funny, and those'll make it onto our list. I'd rather have 300 really GOOD slogans that crack us up than 1000 that people will look at and say, "LAME". If you have any suggestions, please post them on here. I'll take a look at anything you guys think is good enough from the generator... But I *know* you guys are funnier than any online generator!