Ethan and Claire = EClaire

[Gabs]

Am I misreading or did we just call Jack's mom a big potato? :eh:

[LadyIrina]

Gabs; is there a problem with that...? :p I mean... it seemed quite natural to me!

Erica! A Fluffy ball! :crackup: Yaaay! Brilliant!

[AliCat]

SUNDAY, SUNDAY SUNDAY! THE CATFIGHT DEATHMATCH EVENT MAKING ISLAND HISTORY! TWO LADIES ENTER, ONE LADY LEAVES WITH THE HEART OF THE ISLAND GOD HIMSELF, JOHN LOCKE! (cheering as the crowd goes wild, then Claire and Jack enter) INNNNNN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 100 LBS, THE MOTHER OF AN-OTHER, THE PETITE FOURS KNOCKIN' ON YOUR DOORS, THE LITTLE MISS WITH THE LION'S HISS: CLAIRE THE POLAR BEAR! AANNNNDDDD IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT 200 POUNDS OF PURE ANGST, THE DOCTOR WHO SHOULDN'T BOTHER, THE LITTLE GIRL WHO MAKES YOU HURL, THE GAY MAN YOU'D LOVE TO BAN.... JACK THE SADDEST SACK!

Ok, I liked my Claire ones, the Jack ones... :no:

Eri, I'm trying... kids JUST went to nap. Haven't been able to type it. You want funny or serious?

[LadyIrina]

Aliiii!
:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Two ladies!!! Cat fight! The little girl that makes you hurl!!!
Oh ow oh my me!!! I love these announcements!
You da queen of announcements!!!

[_Erica_]

*repeats after her clone* Two ladies... :crackup::crackup: :crackup::crackup:
oh myyy meee

*keeps building the temple of Alison*

*coughs* Ali, *youknowwthat* pretty please.. :)

EDIT: Funny, funny will be better, we are a joke ship agter all.

[AliCat]

You know what... I regret not putting in, "The Saucy Aussie" in that announcement. Shame on me. :p

[_Erica_]

you'll put it in the next one ;)

[*Shell*]

GAH!
What I miss?
What I miss?

[LadyIrina]

Another glorious announcement from Ali!
The Cat fight of the century! :D

[Gabs]

Gabs; is there a problem with that...? :p I mean... it seemed quite natural to me!

Not at all, and I agree. :p My German's not great, I just had to be sure I was reading right. ;)

That announcement.. :crackup: That was awesome Ali!

[LadyIrina]

Hey, Gabs! http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=865806#post865806

:D :D :D

[_Erica_]

Gabs, but you don't have to make sure about what I wrote earlier? :eh:

[Ice Berg Legend]

lmao! Great work again Ali :crackup: Kudos on the Claire descriptions! :p

Gabs: I did indeed call Jack's mother a potato. Nothing malicious in it I just needed to pick on someone to show off my superior German vocabulary and Jack's name was already in the vicinity :D (no offence Jack fans)

[*Shell*]

Have to go!
Bye everyone :hug:

[Gabs]

Gabs, but you don't have to make sure about what I wrote earlier? :eh:

Uhh... what was that? I may have missed it... I'm in and out and all over right now. :rolleyes:

Gabs: I did indeed call Jack's mother a potato. Nothing malicious in it I just needed to pick on someone to show off my superior German vocabulary and Jack's name was already in the vicinity (no offence Jack fans)
LOL... works for me. ;)

[LadyIrina]

Well, if Jack's mother is a potato...
Then his father could be an onion, as that would explain all the tears! :p

[_Erica_]

Hey Ice, if you wanna show your german skills, why don't ya write me a homework? :plotting:

And that was nothing Gabs, just me delusional in english\polish\german...

[Ice Berg Legend]

hahahaha, indeed Irina. Good logic there :D

Eri, I was just messing. All I can say German is ask for simple directions and order food from a fast food restaurant. i.e. Ich mochte eine pommes frites and ein grosse cola bitte :p

[Aislynn]

Jack! Let's hang Jack! Again!
A day started with the hanging of Jack cannot go wrong!

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--|-- <-- Ain't got photoshop, so here's stick figure hanging Jack! :D
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/ . \

(ignore dots. They're, uhm, stars! )

:crackup: I usually wait to reply to anything until I've caught up on reading everything that's been posted since I was here last (which is A LOT! We EClairians know how to talk! :boogie: Which is kinda funny because, really, Ethan didn't get that many lines. He just menaced silently... :p ). But when I saw that stick figure hanging there... BRAVO, Irina! :clap: :clap: :clap: That is hysterical!!!! :rotflol:

*goes back to reading*

;)

[_Erica_]

Well, if Jack's mother is a potato...
Then his father could be an onion, as that would explain all the tears! :p


:crackup: bri.... you know what I'm going to say...

[LadyIrina]

You son of an onion!
Hah! The new EClairian diss! :p

Eri; yes, our brains are clones as well! :D

Aislynn; Yayy! Thanks for bringing back Hanging Stick Figure Jack! :) Glad you like! He brought joy to many!

[_Erica_]

"son of an onion! " :crackup: ...

I seriusly need to turn that hanging jack into some avi :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

Oooh! Stick figure hanging Jack avi!!!
Yes, please??? :cloud9:

EClaire - with it's own diss; "you son of an onion!" :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

hehehehe - You Son of an Onion. it's perfect for Jack :D

[_Erica_]

*pops head in* Be right back... *walks to user options again* :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

It's been a good day!
Stick Figure Hanging Jack, and a special Jack diss! :D
All in an EClairian work day!

Erica; I need not say it, but you know that Location of yours is brilliant usage of our new diss! :D

[Aislynn]

Son of an Onion... :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

[_Erica_]

* jumps back into thread* *points proudly at her 'location'* *evil-laugh*

[AliCat]

I have another announcement; this is for our resident mod and Locke-lover!


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! THE DEATHMATCH CATFIGHT THAT MAKES FORUM HISTORY! WINNER TAKES ALL! WINNER TAKES... JOHN LOCKE!

INNNNN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A PALTRY 100 LBS OF MOTHERHOOD, THE SAUCY AUSSIE, THE FUSSY HUSSY, THE MOMMA WHO'LL SLAP WHILE HER BABY TAKES A NAP, CLAIRE THE MOTHER BEAR!

ANNNNNDDDD IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN WITH THE WEIGHT OF LOVE, DRAGON SLAYER AND BANNINATION LAYER, THE MOD WHO WANTS HIS BOD, GABS THE IRON SLAB!

[LadyIrina]

The mod who wants his bod!!!
Hee hee hee heeee! *keels over due to lack of air*
:crackup:

[Gabs]

I have another announcement; this is for our resident mod and Locke-lover!


SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY! THE DEATHMATCH CATFIGHT THAT MAKES FORUM HISTORY! WINNER TAKES ALL! WINNER TAKES... JOHN LOCKE!

INNNNN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN AT A PALTRY 100 LBS OF MOTHERHOOD, THE SAUCY AUSSIE, THE FUSSY HUSSY, THE MOMMA WHO'LL SLAP WHILE HER BABY TAKES A NAP, CLAIRE THE MOTHER BEAR!

ANNNNNDDDD IN THIS CORNER, WEIGHING IN WITH THE WEIGHT OF LOVE, DRAGON SLAYER AND BANNINATION LAYER, THE MOD WHO WANTS HIS BOD, GABS THE IRON SLAB!

:crackup: :rotflol: :crackup:

Whew. I love this thread. :D

[_Erica_]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: you are going to kill me today... *gasp for air*

[Aislynn]

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

We're gonna wear out the crackup smiley today! Oh... *wipes tears of laughter from eyes* That's too good, Ali! I love those announcements! And I forgot to tell Ice that I love his "Charlie hanging around" cover! And the disclaimer! :rotflol:

EClaire - We disclaim because we care!

Okay, so I don't think you're supposed to use "disclaim" like that. I just like the way it sounded! :p

And gotta give it up for Erica's location! Woot! :boogie: :rotflol:

[Ice Berg Legend]

pahahahahaheheheheheheeeeeeeeeee :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

just too funny today Ali.

THE MOMMA WHO'LL SLAP WHILE HER BABY TAKES A NAP, THE MOD WHO WANTS HIS BOD - Bravo!

[_Erica_]

^ I love that part too :crackup:

*coughs* Ali, myspace- I uploaded my photo again- just for you ;) *coughs*

Now ehsteve can actually hang *me* oh no no no what have I done...

[AliCat]

*takes bow* Thank you. Thank you. No, please, stop. No, no, no, you're too generous. *bows*

Seriously, there's no reason to not send this thread off with a bang, right?

[LadyIrina]

I'm going to miss this thread! :bawl:
There's so many gems on these pages!

I remember way back... When I joined EClaire, it was just page number 5 then, and post number 75! Ah... The memories... I was so young back then...

[_Erica_]

But we will get a new one :plotting:


EDIT: Irina..stop, please, I'm going to cry... :bawl:

[LadyIrina]

True, very true, but still... Feeling a bit melancholy! :o

[_Erica_]

Dear Twin-sista' are you going to open her Cry-on-Ethan-shoulder club? :eh:

[LadyIrina]

Oh my! What a brilliant idea!
If Jack can have one, Ethan can have two! Mwuahaha! :D

[_Erica_]

Oh my! What a brilliant idea!
If Jack can have one, Ethan can have two! Mwuahaha!

So, we going to Character a.? :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

Maybe just being an EClairian is proof enough that Ethan can always cry on our shoulder? :p

[_Erica_]

But that thread would piss off Jack fans :plotting:

[LadyIrina]

So does your Location! :D
Why don't you go in and say hi?

[_Erica_]

You dare me? :plotting:

Irina! I have to know! Now! What did she promise to him? what? what?

[LadyIrina]

Well, uhm, I might be not entirely sure... yet...
Got any ideas...?
Or it might turn naughty, cuz of the Skater in me! :D

[_Erica_]

Well, uhm, I might be not entirely sure... yet...
Got any ideas...?
Or it might turn naughty, cuz of the Skater in me! :D

Well *whispers* Skater in me too, so go for it :plotting: but wait, it doesn't fit...

[LadyIrina]

Why wouldn't it? It would give Jack another reason to cry, and they'd have to start all over again! :D

[_Erica_]

Dear Clone' did ya just blurt out our *youknowwhat* ? :eh:
But sequel,yeah, I love the idea...

[LadyIrina]

Didn't blurt out anything, sista! :D
No secret that Jack cries!

[_Erica_]

oh , riight *hits self with jesus stick*

where is everybody?

[LadyIrina]

Have no idea! It's complete dead in here! They've all done an Ethan and been eliminated by Charlie?? :eek:

[Freckles4eva]

Hey, Eclaire's I'm not a big, eclairian (though its pretty cool) I was listening to collide, by Howie Day and theres this line and I like screamed "ECLAIRE"

"I found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind" I thought it was pretty Eclair-y, just stoppin by to say that

[_Erica_]

eliminated by Charlie :eek: :eek: :eek:

That would just... wait Charlie is dangling over there *points at Hanging Show corner*

it couldn't been him, but maybe Redwin other-nap them?

[LadyIrina]

Hey, Eclaire's I'm not a big, eclairian (though its pretty cool) I was listening to collide, by Howie Day and theres this line and I like screamed "ECLAIRE"

"I found I'm scared to know I'm always on your mind" I thought it was pretty Eclair-y, just stoppin by to say that

Always happy to hear EClaire songs! :D And you really should consider becoming a really big EClarian! This is the coolest ship ever!

Erica; Hmm, must be Redwin! The sneaky bugger! :crackup:

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hey that's great Frekles4eva, a very creepy line and fitting of of EClaire :)

and Eri, you wanna be careful where you go with that funny line on your location tab :D

[_Erica_]

*waves to Freckles4eva* Hey stay with us, we are friendly- really :D And we have nooses,uuum I mean we have cakes! Yeah cakes.
Where is Von? Haven't seen her today and we are running out of cakes
*points at ice* :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

good point, my cake intake has been very low today. I could do with a freshly made cream cake right now.

[LadyIrina]

*have overdosed on waffles*
Ugh... No more... No cake for me, no!

[_Erica_]

Ice, no! You ate too much cakes today :p

and I ain't goin' to Jate section, uh-oh no way... I always come back from there, really tired...

[LadyIrina]

I think this is it for me... I will be signing off!
I'm guessing there will be 30 pages for me to read tomorrow and a new thread... But I will just have to suffer through it! Later, ya'll!

[Ice Berg Legend]

hehehee, ok I'll stay away from the cakes.

Those Jaters hard work then? :p

bye Irina!

[_Erica_]

I'm going of too...

And pretty please remember that last post is booked for Erica

G'Night Ice :glomp:

[Ice Berg Legend]

G'night Eri, take it easy

[AliCat]

Hello? (ello, ello ello) Anyone? (one, one, one?) Echo! (o, o, o) I mean, Eko? (ko, ko, ko?)

Weird, no one's here.... Okay, I'll check in later!

*wind whistling through empty thread*

Remember, last post on page 300 is Erica's! She's sweated, bled, and cried for it!

[Ice Berg Legend]

I think it needs to be repeated another 500 times or so just in case. :D

[AliCat]

I think it needs to be repeated another 500 times or so just in case. :D


Uh, Ice -- between that and your little sexist comment about curling over in the sports thread, I have something I need to tell you:

BITE ME :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

hehehehe...you know it was said in jest Ali :p

but seriously...curling?! isnt that something people do with their hair ;)

As a safety buffer I won't post at all in the last page of this EClaire thread

[AliCat]

Oh, Ice, c'mon, didn't mean that! Feel free to post on the last page... if you don't, then everyone's going to go, "uh-oh, maybe we're not supposed to post at ALL on the last page!" and then we'll be 15 posts away from Hall of Famedome forever!!!

[Gabs]

LOL... sorry, but that'd be pretty funny. ;)

[Ice Berg Legend]

sure would be funny....we'd end up with Erica double, triple, quadriple posting, and we can't have that now can we? :p

I know Ali, I was just kidding. I remember raising a few eyebrows in the ConMama thread when I jokingly suggested that I would nip in and 'steal' the 10000th post :D

[AliCat]

Yeah, I remember that too. I had to convince everyone that you wouldn't really do that after you stopped posting! "No, really, he won't do it. And if he does..."

[Aislynn]

Not sure if I'll make it back later tonight *turns and stares at menacing pile of dishes waiting to be washed* :eek: so I wanted to make sure I had at least one more last post in the historic :p First EClaire thread.

Here, I think Ethan's looking the other way... Let's grab a quick grouphug and maybe everybody will still be here when it's over...

:grouphug:

Everybody okay? Anybody missing??? :p

Oh and I have a dumb question... I was trying to explain what OTP is and I...uh...can't remember what OTP stands for! I know how to use the darn thing in a sentence but I can't remember what the letters stand for! Oy, the mind really IS the first to go... :rolleyes: :help: please? ;)

[Gabs]

OTP= One True Pairing

[AliCat]

OTP= One True Pairing

Aww, Gabs -- Like you and Locke! :p

[Gabs]

Exactly! :D Me and Locke, Ethan and Claire, Jack and a box of tissues... all meant to be together. :cloud9:

[AliCat]

To quote thefilmchick: "Bwahahahahaha!" Jack and tissues... I've felt it for a while, now, Gabs; this makes me sure of it: Did you by any chance have a twin at birth who was strangely separated from you? Could that person.. perhaps... be me? :p

[Gabs]

:eek: All my life I've been searching for my long lost twin!

EClaire: Bringing long-lost separated twins together.
:rolleyes:

[Aislynn]

OTP= One True Pairing

YES, that's IT!!! Thank you sooooo much! :bowdown: You rock, Gabs! :yourock:

Gabs and Locke, Ethan and Claire, Jack and a box of tissues :crackup: and may I add "Sawyer and Aislynn" to that list...? :p Oh come on, "Sawlynn" is such a great ship name, now isn't it? :nod: :boogie:

[Gabs]

YES, that's IT!!! Thank you sooooo much! :bowdown: You rock, Gabs! :yourock:
LOL... no prob.

Gabs and Locke, Ethan and Claire, Jack and a box of tissues :crackup: and may I add "Sawyer and Aislynn" to that list...? :p Oh come on, "Sawlynn" is such a great ship name, now isn't it? :nod: :boogie:

Heh... that is a spiffy name... I was trying to decide a good name for the GabsandLocke OTP... Glocke? Sounds dangerous enough. :p

[AliCat]

LOL... no prob.



Heh... that is a spiffy name... I was trying to decide a good name for the GabsandLocke OTP... Glocke? Sounds dangerous enough. :p

GLOCKE! It's better than the "Labs" or "Lobes" I was thinking of! he he he

The best I can come up with for me and my hubby is... "Alave" or "Dalison". *snicker*

(By the way, "Hey Aislynn and Chair! Long time no see!")

[Gabs]

Heh... I think I'm liking Glocke... *nod*

Dalison has a spiffy ring to it... I'd say go with that. :D

[AliCat]

Yeah, "Alave" sounds like a painkiller. *snicker*

"Now, for splitting headaches that prevent your *ahem* nightly rituals, try "Alave"! One little Alave..." and, wait, that gave me three children in 10 years... maybe I oughta rethink that...

(by the way, Gabs, you just got a "challenge" for Locke over in Missing Scenes thread... *skips off to see the resultant posturing*)

[chair]

dalison does have a nice ring to it :D

:cool:

[Gabs]

Heh... yeah, saw my challenge... it's too bad, cause I am rather fond of her. :rolleyes: Ah well.

[Mighty_Squid]

Ethan can have Claire if I can keep Locke.

*Gauntlet thrown*

[AliCat]

Ethan can have Claire if I can keep Locke.

*Gauntlet thrown*
OOoooh, Gabs, them's fightin' words!

[Gabs]

Ooh, no no no... Meg and I have a deal, Sawyer gets Claire if I get Locke.

*spork thrown*

[AliCat]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ladies -- Sporks have dangerous tines... I'm gonna have to ask you to take this to another thread. We have younglings here.

[Mighty_Squid]

I'll take you all.

*Kitchen Sink dropped on toe*

Son of a . .. .

[Aislynn]

My rule is to NEVER mess with a ship named Glocke! :shock:

*backs away slowly, picking up some extra sporks as she goes*

Hey, you can't have too many sporks, now can you??? :p

[Gabs]

Whoops, sorry EClaire Mommy.

*offers EthanMugs of forgiveness*

[AliCat]

I'll take you all.

*Kitchen Sink dropped on toe*

Son of a . .. .

Hey, now... Words, lady.

I really think you ought to join our ship. You're way to funny to be in other ships and not ours. You can keep your other ships, of course... but you *must* join.

It's ok, Gabs. Just remember, next time you want to throw a spork, take it outside of this thread. :p

EClaire -- No spork throwing allowed.
EClaire -- you can keep your sporks, just don't aim them at us.

[Mighty_Squid]

Sign me up.

Scary stalker stealing short people dude/ hot young mommy into astrology and frumpy hats ship.

What's not to love?

[AliCat]

Sign me up.

Scary stalker stealing short people dude/ hot young mommy into astrology and frumpy hats ship.

What's not to love?

And don't forget he hung Charlie to death. That seals the deal everytime.

[Aislynn]

EClaire - hangings are okay but don't you dare throw that spork!

:p

[PITAchic]

Ooh, no no no... Meg and I have a deal, Sawyer gets Claire if I get Locke.

*spork thrown*
That's right, Gabs and I have a deal, and I'm plotting very carefully my abduction of Locke for her :nod: ;)

Hey all, how's it going? :waves:

[AliCat]

EClaire - hangings are okay but don't you dare throw that spork!

:p

:crackup: (But hangings can be construed as educational... spork throwing is just *dangerous*. Plus, Charlie lived, didn't he? -- If Ethan had Sporked him, he'd be DEAD!)

Heya Meggles, how are you?

[Mighty_Squid]

I need no help to keep Locke.

He loves me! He told me!

Yes, he did!

Ok, so he's a fictional character

I'm just naturally competitive

[PITAchic]

Hey Ali! I'm doing okay, just got home from school. How are you? :D

[Aislynn]

:crackup: (But hangings can be construed as educational... spork throwing is just *dangerous*. Plus, Charlie lived, didn't he? -- If Ethan had Sporked him, he'd be DEAD!)

Oh...my... :crackup: I can just picture the scene now: Jack and Kate run up and see Charlie leaning against the tree with a big spork sticking out of him.

Kate: Can't you save him, Jack?
Jack: If only he hadn't gotten the Spork of Doom! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!

:D

Meggles! :glomp:

[PITAchic]

Oh...my... :crackup: I can just picture the scene now: Jack and Kate run up and see Charlie leaning against the tree with a big spork sticking out of him.

Kate: Can't you save him, Jack?
Jack: If only he hadn't gotten the Spork of Doom! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!

:D

Meggles! :glomp:

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: Now that would have been the BEST scene ever! If only it had really happened that way :no:

Hey Aislynn! :hug:

[AliCat]

Oh...my... :crackup: I can just picture the scene now: Jack and Kate run up and see Charlie leaning against the tree with a big spork sticking out of him.

Kate: Can't you save him, Jack?
Jack: If only he hadn't gotten the Spork of Doom! I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!

:D

Meggles! :glomp:

There HAS to be a way to photoshop that into existence!

Hey, Meggles, I'm good. Actually going to bed now, so..

I just want to remind everyone that the last post in this thread is reserved for Erica, who has worked so hard to provide us with quality EClairian artwork (and has also had a couple of bad days and needs the cheering up). I'd appreciate it if you guys talk a lot tonight that you remember when you're on page 299 to STOP after post 14. Ok? Thank YOU!!!

Also, don't forget a disclaimer on every page and to put that^ reminder on every page. I don't want to let Eri down!

[PITAchic]

There HAS to be a way to photoshop that into existence!

Hey, Meggles, I'm good. Actually going to bed now, so..

I just want to remind everyone that the last post in this thread is reserved for Erica, who has worked so hard to provide us with quality EClairian artwork (and has also had a couple of bad days and needs the cheering up). I'd appreciate it if you guys talk a lot tonight that you remember when you're on page 299 to STOP after post 14. Ok? Thank YOU!!!

Also, don't forget a disclaimer on every page and to put that^ reminder on every page. I don't want to let Eri down!
Hehe, I wonder if I could come up with something in Photoshop.... :plotting:

And night, Ali! :hug:

Question, though... anyone know what the exact post number of the last post will be? 'Cause my settings are different, and I'm on page 109.....

[AliCat]

Yikes, I'm sure there's a way to figure it... there's 15 posts per page... and I think we're halfway through our 291st page...

So, 300 x 15 = 4500? The last post should be # 4500.

[Gabs]

I'll be around a lot tonight, so I'll give a warning if we're getting too close. And I'll go figure out what post number we're looking at too.

Night Ali!

EDIT: Ah, there we go. Ali's smart. :p Gabs + math = baaaaad...

[Aislynn]

Goodnight, Ali! :hug:

[PITAchic]

Okay, thanks, Ali!

And lol, Gabs! I hate math with a passion. Unfortunately, I'm good at it when I apply myself :rolleyes:

EDIT: Okay, I'll go check the last few pages!

[AliCat]

Night all! See you tomorrow! And we'll celebrate the opening of our new thread. :)

Meggles, go back a few pages... We discussed moving over the slogans, and I think you will post numbers 601-700. We're going to try to get a jump on the new thread tomorrow and have the slogans all be on page one. It would be nice to have 70% of our slogans in one place...

Night!

[Mighty_Squid]

With apologies to PITAchic.

[Gabs]

And lol, Gabs! I hate math with a passion. Unfortunately, I'm good at it when I apply myself :rolleyes:

LOL... I'm not good at it in any way, shape, or form. ;)

[_Erica_]

Like usual everyone been talking like crazy :blah:

*tries to catch up*

Hello all

[PITAchic]

Hey Eri! :glomp: (Oops...)

I just left you a picture and a blog comment on Myspace. :nod:

[_Erica_]

will chek in a moment :glomp:

Howa are you?

[PITAchic]

I'm doing okay, except my cold kinda flared up again today and I can't stop sneezing :rolleyes: And my best friend is causing drama for me. And I think I may like this guy in my math class, but I don't want to like him if nothing's going to happen (been through that too often lately). So yeah... how are you? :p

[_Erica_]

Oh mee *hugs Alison*
and Mighty_Squid -nice banner ;)

Mi'm quite fine Meggles, exept the fact I'' dealing with my asthma now... and probably I'll have to stay at home today ... :eh:

*goes to see myspace*

[Aislynn]

Hi Erica! :waves:

Aw, sorry to hear about your cold, your drama and your kinda/sorta guy troubles, Meggles! :(

I've got to get going -- Ethan's calling me back to the EClaire vid. And you know how THAT is, when Ethan calls, you'd better answer!!!!

I bet when Ethan doesn't have a rope handy, he throws sporks at people. :nod: I just betcha...

:p

See you all in the new thread (probably!). Farewell to the Original EClaire Thread!

:boogie:

ETA: Aw, sorry to hear about your asthma, too, Erica! *sends Ethan over with a nice bowl of chicken soup*

Okay, that actually might be more scary than comforting, now that I think about it... :shock: Well, I meant well, anyway... :hug:

[PITAchic]

Thanks, Aislynn :hug2: Talk to you later!!!

And poor Eri... how about I make your wallpaper for you? Will that help? :p

[_Erica_]

Meggles :glomp: Thank you for comments (even if you called me Alex... ;) )
And sorry to hear about that stubborn cold, the drama with your friand, and they guy thingy :glomp: <-- for cheering up
(But better don't start the last topic with me right now :no: )

Aislynn - I'm not afraid of Ethan at all, but I don't think I would eat anything that he could bering me...I just remember Alsion's story too well...


EDIT: :banana: a wallpaper for me, maybe it will :D

[PITAchic]

*giggles* Well, at least I didn't call you Alex on here... I promised I'd keep that a secret until I needed it... *shifty eyes* ;)

And yeah, guys suck. But maybe not this one.... I'm not sure yet. I only have class with him on Monday's and Wednesday's, so I'll let you know if he flirts with me tomorrow :nod: (<---- I like that smilie too much....)

[_Erica_]

*coughs pretty bad* How did you call me? Sorry, haven't heard that one :nod: I like that===> :nod: too, but ===> :plotting: is better


I would say something but, ohh wait you have MSN and since yesterday I have it too :D

[PITAchic]

I never go on MSN... should I go on right now? :eh:

And omg, I'm about to :bawl: I just found this picture, and Josh looks so hott, but Daniel's standing RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM and blocking my view!!! :mad: Grrr....

http://www.lost-media.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/people3.jpg

[_Erica_]

you can go there, I'm not talking about guys in here *coughs* :eh:

If that *points to photo* was a contest for most stupid face, josh totally lost... He never looks goofy, that have been proofed.

[PITAchic]

His face is so sexy right there... kinda sultry, and kinda like he's saying "Hey hot stuff, what's up?" And omg, if the rest of his body was in the pic... :thud:

[chair]

hello everyone, just finished 1st day of school for the year, how exiting

how are we all?

*runs to photoshop with spork picture*

[capnlou]

You son of an onions talk too much:D (overusing smily)

Just got to say, I LOVE SPORKS!!!! You can't take them away from me!!!!

How is everyone?

[_Erica_]

hey chair , hey Lou :waves:

Son of *giggles* oh gous you might wanna go to the poll thread, just in case ;)

Meggles, does your computer have a name? (have you named that kid yet, Mamacita?) :p

[PITAchic]

Hey Chair, hey Lou!

And no, Eri, it STILL doesn't have a name!!! :bawl: I need help.

[_Erica_]

Everyone! Gather our all EClaire powers, that's emergency- one of us needs pur help!

We have to name Meggles's computer?

How about Meputer? ;) :p

[capnlou]

the rominator

[PITAchic]

LMAO! Um... I can't picture calling my computer either of those... ;)

[capnlou]

mamacita?

[chair]

howdy

how about dexter? no? um......... spencer? ralph? destroyer?

[_Erica_]

^ the lat one might turn dangerous :p

James?

[PITAchic]

Lol! Those are great.... I like Mamacita... even though Eri and I decided it was a boy. But I still call it an "it". I would name it Jack, but it may cry too much, and I would name it Sawyer, but Eri named her pinapple that.

EDIT: Maybe James, but that's my dad's name, too :eh:

[_Erica_]

:bawl: Sawyer is no more.... :bawl: He went to pineaplle heaven...

[PITAchic]

Aww, really? :bawl: Maybe we should have an EClaire funeral for him? And then I'll name my computer Sawyer in honor of him :D

[Gabs]

Page 293... spifffffy.

I'm trying to keep up in here, but I'm all over the place {and on 2 different computers no less} right now, so if I'm still online when we get to our new thread and I don't notice right off, someone give me a PM so I can officially induct this one into the Hall of Fame. :D

[_Erica_]

yeah :nod: Eclaire funeral for my pineapple just to good ending of first EClaire thread, sounds good

EDIT: Hey Gabs, right after my last post, right?

And who starts new thread?

[PITAchic]

Sounds good, Gabs!

And yay! A funeral for Sawyer (the pinapple). :nod:

[Gabs]

Yes indeed Erica, right after your last one.

One of you guys starts it, whoever y'all decide on.

[_Erica_]

So we will probably wait for Ali to start it and chat in the poll thread in the meantime....

And yay my last post :plotting:

Meggles, do you know anything about pineapple-ritual-funeral-ceremony?

[ivybeenz]

Hello everyone :D

[PITAchic]

Hey Rosie!

And hmm... I don't know much about funerals at all, Eri.... :plotting:

[_Erica_]

Hey Ros

So, are you plotting? *suspicious*

[ivybeenz]

Hey Meggles and Eri :waves:

[_Erica_]

Uh-oh, page 294 I'd better hurry up :plotting:

EDIT: What happend? Why is everyone off all of the sudden? Is that my new noose that freaked you all out? :(
But I'm very friendly evil....*runs sobbing*

[Gabs]

Aww, poor Erica...

*keeps a safe distance*

[_Erica_]

but..but..I'm not dangeruous....
I;m not the one mutturing "preciousss Locke" all the time :rolleyes: :eh:
Why people are afraid of me?

[ivybeenz]

I'm not afraid of you, E :D

[Gabs]

but..but..I'm not dangeruous....
I;m not the one mutturing "preciousss Locke" all the time :rolleyes: :eh:
Why people are afraid of me?

LOL... yes, well, that one's special too. ;) This thread is full of special people, really... :p

[_Erica_]

^ Now I'm afraid of Gabs... She uses the wors "Special" too often :eh:

[Gabs]

It happens to be a word I'm rather fond of, thank you. :p

[ehsteve]

Mornin! i guess i won't be around when this thread dies....damned school!! ....and that means i cant carry over the slogans! sorry!

i'll see y'all later in the NEW EClaire thread!!!

[ivybeenz]

Oh I'll be at school too when we get the new thread:(

[_Erica_]

Oh well, I have to admit we are SPECIAL,
=> did anyone else on this forum hung Charlie, or jack or gay jack? (or at least 7 other characters?)
=> Does any other ship has over 700 slogans?
=> Is any other ship so psychotic?
=> and so creative?

:plotting:

Mornin' eh :) We can alwys figure some way to drag you in the job :plotting:

[Gabs]

LOL... definitely special. I love this place. :D

[_Erica_]

EClaire- even a Mod loves this place :p

is that 5 pages left? ouh... I gotta hurry up :plotting:

[Gabs]

EClaire- even a Mod loves this place :p

Haha... I sure do. You guys are so fun... it's nice to have such a friendly place to be able to relax here, cause much as I love it, playing Mod can be stressing at times. :rolleyes:

Yep, about 5 pages left to go... how fun!

[_Erica_]

EClaire-- what a friendly place
EClaire-- relaxing for Mods
EClaire-- leave all your stress behind

hey gabs, do you want to say something more? :eh:

[Gabs]

LOL... are you having fun, eh... sloganating what I say? :p

[capnlou]

EClaire- forever sloganating what people say.

[_Erica_]

EClaire- we are having fun sloganating what Gabs says *whistles innocently*

hey Lou, you are back :)

[Gabs]

:eh:

I think I'm gonna stop talking now. :p

[_Erica_]

EClaire-- we never really stop talking :rolleyes:

[capnlou]

HELLO!!!!:boogie:

I think I'm coming on here too much, :D

[_Erica_]

what makes you think that? :eh:

[capnlou]

because there used to be new stuff to see when I came, now I have to make new stuff, lol.

More entries, MORE!!!(I think I'm just a contest freak)

[LadyIrina]

Erica; good luck on getting the last post! It's almost as if it's me who's getting it, seeing we're clones and all! :p And, uhm, I wasn't online, but it said I was?

Anyways, gotta run! See ya'll on the Other side! :D

[capnlou]

So how does this post thing work, we stop and let you have the 15th post on the 300th page?

[_Erica_]

Irina, my beloved clone-sista :glomp: just don't drink any soda today ok? :p

Lou, I think so....

[Gabs]

I'd stop a post or two before that... I believe at the 15th post, it would actually push it to page 301... that's how another board server I'm on does it, I'm not really sure about here though.

[capnlou]

Okay:)
So, is someone having a funeral for Sawyer the pineapple? We should do something special to finish.

[_Erica_]

Lou, what great moments of this thread do you remember? :cool:

[capnlou]

You want me to pick, umm...
1. Our very first hanging, Charlie
2. Reading the first 100 slogans for the first time
3. The 500 slogan party with the wacko captioning story
4. Two words, Gay Jack
5. Fluffy, our mascot.
6. discovering that everyone loved Wolverine:eek: like me, thats when I realised, OMG...these people are as awesome as me!

oh, too many good memories:cool: , you?

[_Erica_]

everything you just said +
hanging stick jack
Ohh,, I dunnoo. I have to re-read the thread :plotting:

[Ice Berg Legend]

hello? O_o

[_Erica_]

Hello there?

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hi Eri, I hope you're working on your final post ;)

[AliCat]

Boy, you guys talk too much. :p Hard to catch up!

And Gabs, I *caught* that "special" comment... I know who you meant. :p

[_Erica_]

Hey Ice :glomp:, Hey Ali :glomp:

I hope Gabs didn't mean anything mean :eh:

:nod: I'm working on it.
Ali, how is *youknowwhat* ?

[AliCat]

Hey Ice :glomp:, Hey Ali :glomp:

I hope Gabs didn't mean anything mean :eh:

:nod: I'm working on it.
Ali, how is *youknowwhat* ?

Hey Eri and Ice :glomp: :hug:

No, it was about that "gollum" thing in the Locke thread.

And *youknowwhat* is taking me a while b/c of my kids. :( I want it to be right, but if you want to do it instead, go ahead... I am trying, thought!

[_Erica_]

Are you implying I'm capable of that? No way :p
You do that, :poke: I can wait, your kids are more important than that. :)

*evil laugh* Gollum comment, yeah... :plotting:

[AliCat]

Well, Eri, if I can find a pic of myself somewhere on the internet (or switch over to the other computer), then I'll PM it to you.... Although I think that's dangerous.

There's a good one of me the day after my youngest was born (and I'm serious, I think it would manip well) and if I can access the webpage where it is today, I'll LYK. :p

I can't believe I'm encouraging you.

[_Erica_]

Oh my... Really? This going to be fun :D :plotting: But, Ali, you are aware that I'm insane? *points proudly at sig*

[AliCat]

Eri, hon, if Gabs knew you were insane after just a couple of days in here with us, don't you think *I* of all people have known it for quite some time?

I mean, *you* are the one who came up with "Ship Them", right? And Ice did the "EClaire" thing, and then I started this thread... Ehsteve was in on it too, right? So, there're at least four of us who *know without a doubt* that you are ... a little unstable. :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

hi Ali, I have to say you're right...what suprises me is that it took this long for a Mod to come out and declare Eri's insanity :D

[_Erica_]

Me? Unstable? :eh:
*rins sobbing to the other thread* :p

[AliCat]

Hey, Eri... come back! You have to keep talking til you get the last post!

[_Erica_]

*unstable Eri comes back to talk *

:blah: :blah:

More serious: What do you remember most from this thread? :cool:

[Ajust]

Braaaiiins...

[AliCat]

What do I remember? Laughing. Lots and lots of instances where I laughed out loud at something and then had to explain why. :)

I remember going back and editing all our slogans!

I remember all the hangings, the 215th and 500th slogan parties... I remember sending out invitations to mods to attend our slogan parties and Charlie hangings. I remember the Locke hanging, the Jack hanging, how you reacted to my Jack avatar (:p)... I remember getting Meggles to join!

I remember deciding that "EClaire" was the incident that Marvin Candle was referring to. :p

[Ajust]

I remember the Braaaiiins avatar. :/
Slogan Parties?! Damn... I missed out.

[Ice Berg Legend]

heheheehe....Braiiiiins -- I like that Ajust :D

ahhh so many memories in this thread, would be great if there was a way of saving the thread to ones hard-drive. Is should definitely be in the L-F HOF!

[_Erica_]

He he he :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh mee.... I've almost forgot about invitations, do you have one somewhere? I could use it right now :plotting:

Hey Ajust, how are you?

[AliCat]

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Gabs is considering it for HoFdom

[Ajust]

Im great, Erika. :)

Ive been working on a few smilies for the forum... [Top Secret] Ive got 3 so far. (I think :P) Maybe I should whip up an Eclaire one... Tough subject matter for a smiley though.

[AliCat]

He he he :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
Oh mee.... I've almost forgot about invitations, do you have one somewhere? I could use it right now :plotting:

Hey Ajust, how are you?

Here, Eri, this is the one I sent Shred at the last sloganversary party:

You are cordially kidnapped and dragged to the EClaire thread to celebrate with us in our 500th slogan party. Please join us... Because you know what happened to Charlie when he refused...


We will be playing "I Never" and "Pin the Rope on Charlie" (or any other Lost character you'd like Ethan to hang). We will also be participating in a "What Really Happened With Claire and Ethan" Photostory. Please feel free to bring along a friend. As some of our membership consists of minors, we ask that you bring your own virtual beverages. Please remember: a real friend won't let you drink and post! Our party will be open for the next 24 hours and we'd love to have you there. And by love, we mean just like Ethan loved Claire.

Heya Ajust! Glad you jumped aboard the EClaire bandwagon before we sailed off in a new thread. :)

[_Erica_]

Thanks Ali :glomp: and umm, do you still have that link to LimeCats? :plotting:

And Gabs said that some of us can start new thread, so Ali *coughs* we know you want it :p

[AliCat]

Well... If you *insist* that I start it... :p

Seriously, it doesn't matter to me who starts it. I'd like to, but only because I want to transfer over all the info from the first post here.

Because, "There are other people in this ship, and we ALL know it!"

[_Erica_]

Well Ali, you as Mother of EClaire have the right to do that, and if we keep talking like that we will have to start another one in next 4 weeks.. or sooner :D

What about limecats?

EDIT: I'm hungry, I'm going to make some breakfast, be back soon

[AliCat]

Limecat: http://images.google.com/images?q=limecat+&hl=en&hs=CtI&lr=&client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&sa=N&tab=ii&oi=imagest

[_Erica_]

Thanks Ali ( now I feel dumb *hits self with jesus stick*)

[Ice Berg Legend]

We could have a Limecat manip challenge. See who can come up with the silliest looking version of the original limecat pic.

[AliCat]

We could have a Limecat manip challenge. See who can come up with the silliest looking version of the original limecat pic.

I had thought of that, Ice. I'd also thought of "Limecat in Lost" manips... insert Limecat into a scene in lost, see what kind of funny stuff pops out. :) The most obvious would the the "stare-down" that Eko does with the monster. :p Then maybe Kate reaching out to the horse, except it's Limecat instead. :crackup:

[Ice Berg Legend]

hahahahaha, that would be hilarious, Kate stroking the mean looking Limecat. :D

EDIT: I actually have a silly idea for the manip, wonder if I could pull it off though.

[thefilmchick]

YES to your challenge idea, IBL.

[CutieKitten]

Hiya guys! :hug:
How are you all?
Anybody for some ethancino? :)
:glomp: hehe :D

[_Erica_]

Challenge? :plotting:

Hey Bert Hey Kate

Talk people, talk...

[Ice Berg Legend]

Hello Bert, just some choccy for me thanks!!

ok, that'll be the EClaire challenge for today. Either come up with a silly looking verision of the original limecat and/or Ali's idea "Limecat in Lost" where the cat is placed in a Lost image with hilarious effect. :)

[AliCat]

Hello Bert, just some choccy for me thanks!!

ok, that'll be the EClaire challenge for today. Either come up with a silly looking verision of the original limecat and/or Ali's idea "Limecat in Lost" where the cat is placed in a Lost image with hilarious effect. :)

Oh, Ice, I think we should take it a step further and do a REAL manip challenge in Creative Challenges. We should be able to do avatars, banners, and CERTAINLY wallpapers of limecat. :) Or even a "photostory" on the new thread...

[_Erica_]

don't forget about 'goofy faces' part :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

Sounds good Ali. So who'd like to set it up? *walks away whistling with arms behind back* :)

[AliCat]

Sounds good Ali. So who'd like to set it up? *walks away whistling with arms behind back* :)

Ummm... to paraphrase Red Simmy, "A whistle ain't exactly a NO". So, I think you just volunteered yourself.

Also, when the EClaire challenge comes to an end next week, can someone walk me through how to set up voting?

[ehsteve]

hey, i thought when i cam home that you'd all be set up in the new thread!! i didnt think i'd ever say this, but you guys havnt talked enough!!!

great idae for the limecat challenge :plotting:

[_Erica_]

*hides in the corner* don't look at me! I'm unstable :p and I want to enter that :eh:
Ali is that going to be only LimeCat or The Goofy side of LOST?

[CutieKitten]

Is that a new challenge I hear...:plotting: hehe
Okay Ica choccie coming up! :)
*Hands over ethancino* It's Ethantastic! :D
:hug:

[AliCat]

Well, I had thought only Limecat. Silly side of lost can be a different one... Or goofy side, whatever. Or we could make limecat a PART of goofy side of lost. Up to you guys. Hey, wait, why are you asking ME? Did you want ME to start it? If I start it, someone else is setting up the voting, okay?

[_Erica_]

Ok Ali I can handle the voting... even both :eh:

Do we have ideas for the other parts? Or LimCat goes solo?

[Ice Berg Legend]

eh? you confused the begesus out of me there Ali (easily done I know)

So are you starting the limecat challenge? or would you like me to do it? Seeing as you're pretty much a pro at these things I think you'd do a bang up job as per usual.

[_Erica_]

Ok, people 12 posts (after Ice's) and I'm coming with the last one...

EDIT: I mean... 11 after this one... :o

[CutieKitten]

Whats the new threads name going to be? :)
We should have an EClaire song..no? :D
:hug:

[_Erica_]

We have -- it's called "We hang everybody" :eh:

[ehsteve]

i thought that was "you are nobody" by spineshift:D

[AliCat]

k, I'll start the challenge. Here's what I'll do: we'll have a two-part challenge in "Silly Faces of Lost"; we'll go with "insert Limecat into lost" and with "goofy faces of lost". How will that do?

[_Erica_]

Fine with me :plotting: *whispers to self* soo many preciouss goofy facesss, preciousss bannersss....

Um, I mean- that sounds great Ali ;)

[Ice Berg Legend]

That'll be fine Ali. Look forward to it. :)

[AliCat]

Typing it up now...

[_Erica_]

:clap:
wait, can we use page 300 or this is the last one? :eh: I feel lost...

What can we do for nice EClaireianish ending? :plotting:

[AliCat]

I have no idea... I think Gabs said stop at post 14 on this page, didn't she?

[Gabs]

We can use page 300. ;)

[Ice Berg Legend]

oohhhh, it's almost upon us. Eri get those fingers warmed up for the final post. :p

You know ehseteve "You hang everybody" could be another one of SpinShift's songs on the album. :D

[AliCat]

We can use page 300. ;)

Ok, this is creepy. You're really starting to scare me, Gabs. I say your name... then *poof*, you're here...

*cowers in corner*

[_Erica_]

oow, crap. Can you people talk a bit faster? :p Normally it's hard to catch up here, what's going on now?

Gabs :glomp: thanks for the song ;) :eh:

[Gabs]

Ok, this is creepy. You're really starting to scare me, Gabs. I say your name... then *poof*, you're here...

*cowers in corner*

I'm... how does that go again... ah yes, just keeping a friendly watch, 24/7. ;)

Not a problem Erica! Get to listen to it? :D

[Ice Berg Legend]

Ok, this is creepy. You're really starting to scare me, Gabs. I say your name... then *poof*, you're here...

*cowers in corner*
Has Gab's suddenly become Kaiser Souzai from the Usual Suspects! :eek:

"and *poof* - just like that she was gone" :D

[_Erica_]

I like it :D And i rarely like singing ladies, :) Btw, the lyrics is very... tempting, I think I'm going make something with it :plotting:

[Gabs]

Ooh, awesome. :D Lemme know when you do, I wanna see it.

Page 300! :letsparty

[AliCat]

10 more posts, Erica! And the challenge is up -- I said it'd run two weeks, is that long enough?

[_Erica_]

Yeah, page 300

This Challenge Brought to You By EClaire: A Name You Can Trust

:crackup: applause for Alison for starting the challenge :clap:

EDIT: as about your question Ali- look at my avi? DOes Fluffy look like she says "yes" ? :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

yeh that sounds reasonable. lmao - a name you can trust indeed :D

8 to go....

[AliCat]

My last disclaimer for this thread... *sniff, sniff*

Well, have we ever done anything untrustworthy?

[_Erica_]

*in Ethan voice* It's time when you hould start saying your Goodbye...:crackup:

I hope you will like what I made :eh:

[Ice Berg Legend]

I'm gonna miss this place....soooo many memories.

EDIT: I'm gonna stay clear for a while now just in case :)

I AGREE ERI, BUT I'M NOT POSTING JUST IN CASE :D

[Gabs]

If you guys want, we can go ahead and lock this one and start the new one now. It's page 300; it doesn't have to be the very end of the page.

[_Erica_]

Don't.Stop.Talking.Now.Please... otherwise I'll have to double, triple and so on post.... :bawl:


EDIT: maybe it will be better that that way? Ali and Ice do you agree?

[AliCat]

As long as Eri gets the last post, Locke it up... I mean, ahem, "lock" it. :p

And then what happens? Do I start the new thread, or a mod does?

[Ice Berg Legend]

Ok Eri, go for it!! *runs and jumps behing the couch*

[_Erica_]

Ok, here it is:

Last Post

http://img488.imageshack.us/img488/532/bye4as.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

now you can lock it Gabs ;) :p

Bye bye thread *waves*