Ethan and Claire = EClaire

[AliCat]

Hey, Scarlett! Don't know if you noticed, but if you haven't, the mods would like us to edit out anything in our posts that have any connection to Ethan and Claire possibly being in or thinking about being in a sexual situation.

Whew, pardon the run-on... Just dropped in for a moment, kids're crazy tonight!

[Ice Berg Legend]

seems like everyones been a little crazy of late, must be something about the month of January :rolleyes:

[shred]

My gawd, it takes forever for Mr. Studlee to catch up on you guys in this LOOONNGGGG thread!:D I think what you've been doing to clean up is good. I think the biggest problems were those two slogans the Farmer mentioned: love isn't two-way or whatever. If you want to be totally safe, maybe you should put titles in each thread as a disclaimer. "EClaire is only a joke." Or something. The problem might be that someone drops in and sees only a page or two and doesn't realize you are just having fun. If it's declared on every page, it can't be missed. I know this is a giant pain, but it's one of the hazards of life on LF.

Oh yeah, I think hanging is still okay.;) Don't you hold the world record for numbers of Charlie hangings?

[AliCat]

Yes, we hold the L-F record on Charlie hangings. And we're quite proud of that. :p

Thanks for checking up on us, Shred. "A shred by any other name is still a shred."

And I think I'll just put "EClaire -- a Joke Ship" in my signature from now on. I think I post just about every single page, so that ought to take care of it.

[PITAchic]

That's a good idea about putting that in your sig, Ali! That should help keep away from possible misunderstandings.

And look at that! Actual mod permission to hang people! Woot! Thank you! :bowdown: And yes, we hold that record; we really are proud of it ;)

[AliCat]

Meggles, that's hilarious! I love your new banner. Arrrgh!

[PITAchic]

Thank you! Lou made it for me, as we were talking about the sexy men on Lost being pirates the other day... making them even more sexier, if that's possible! :p

[AliCat]

I love the Sayid pic. I swear, he looks like he could be peeking out from a port hole, or holding a tiller steady. :p

[Scarlett]

Hey, Scarlett! Don't know if you noticed, but if you haven't, the mods would like us to edit out anything in our posts that have any connection to Ethan and Claire possibly being in or thinking about being in a sexual situation.

Are you serious? Thanks for the heads up, now if only I could find the post in this huge mess! ;)

[PITAchic]

Ali, I totally agree! But what I really love is the tattoo on Sawyer's chest *drools*

And Jen, I absolutely LOVE your banner!!!

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

Hey Eclairians I thought I would pop by for a chat :P

How are you all?

[AliCat]

Are you serious? Thanks for the heads up, now if only I could find the post in this huge mess! ;)

Oh, I doubt it's you, Scarlett -- I checked over every post today, and cleaned up the ones that were mine, as did most other folks. Just take a look at your posts, if you can, and make sure there's nothing in them that is "suggestive". Thanks!

[capnlou]

EClaire- it's not about bunnies.

I'll go check out my stuff now, hi everyone:waves:

[PITAchic]

Hey Lou!

[capnlou]

I just realised that I signed up for EClaire AGES ago, well...longer ago than I imagined. hehe

[PITAchic]

I think I signed up at our 500 slogan party... or some kind of party; not sure which one it was :confused:

[capnlou]

Yeah, I saw in earilier post you dropped in cause you were kidnapped (pm'ed), it's good to know that the kidnapping was actually effective in recruiting new members.

EClaire- Still on the bloody island, today I...got kidnapped. (I apologise for quoting Charlie, I'm sorry!)

[AliCat]

Meggles, I think it was at the 500 party... not *entirely* sure that it wasn't between the 215th and 500th... I read A LOT of posts today. :)

[PITAchic]

Yeah, well whenever it was, kidnapping definitely converted me :rolleyes: I think I give into peer pressure too easily :p

[capnlou]

I'm gunna have to make my own version of the pirates banner, perhaps replacing Jack with Jin (I luv that guy!)

[PITAchic]

Aww, you're gonna take poor Jack out? :( :( :( Lol, just kidding. I know I'm the only one around here with a deep infatuation for him :p

[AliCat]

Hmm. Meggles, you are making me think I should kidnap more people and drag them here... :p

[capnlou]

Hey, if we can attract the most sworn non-shippers I'm thinking we need to focus our kidnapping on the right areas. Maybe lots of actual shippers don't want to join because they like real ships, not joke ships, but others:plotting:

Does that make sense?

[AliCat]

I totally get what you're saying, Lou. This is definitely the ship for non-shippers. :)

[PITAchic]

Kidnapping definitely worked for me :nod:

[AliCat]

So, Meggles, to prove that you truly are an EClairian, I insist you kidnap another of our ConMamian sisters and drag her over here.

She must say "hi" and give us a slogan before we allow her to leave.

This is your mission: if you choose not to accept your mission, we will demand a Jack hanging from you. :p

[capnlou]

Wow...harsh, you should remember she is the one to give us our one and only Jack hanging.

[PITAchic]

Well, I've already hung Jack, so I could probably do it again...

But it'd be more fun to kidnap someone! I choose to accept!

[ThePolarBear]

Okay, so Meggles has kidnapped me until I think of a slogan. Thanks, guys :)

[PITAchic]

Woot! Thank you, Kat!!! :hug: :glomp:

[AliCat]

Yippee, welcome, Kat! Just think of a simple silly slogan for us, and then you may leave again. No reason it should take more than... two weeks? :p

[capnlou]

Hardly a challenge at all.

[PITAchic]

*giggles* That was funny, Ali!!!

[ThePolarBear]

Welcome, Meggles! :hug:

Okay....slogan.....hmmm.....*puts on thinking cap*

Hey, Ali! LOL, only two weeks? Not too bad at all. :)

[PITAchic]

We accept any slogans, Kat (as long as it doesn't have to do with non-consensual sex/rape). So anything random... like "EClaire: Kidnapping ConMamians Daily" Ooh, I'm adding that!

EClaire: Kidnapping ConMamians Daily :p

[capnlou]

BAH! I feel like entering a challenge but nothing is inspiring, and it all seems to be voting at the moment.

[PITAchic]

OMFG!!!! Whoo-hoo! The Seahawks are going to the Superbowl!!!! YAY!!!!! (sorry, my team just won, obviously! We're all jumping around at my house :p )

[AliCat]

Well, Lou, our EClaire challenge is still open... right up to the 9th...

[ThePolarBear]

*is still thinking*

edit: what EClaire challange?

[AliCat]

Oh, Kat -- it's avi's, wallpapers, banners, fanfics... It's probably on page 2 or 3 by now...

How's that for a new avatar, Meggles?

[ThePolarBear]

Thanks, Ali. I'll have to check it out.

[PITAchic]

*giggles* I like it, Ali!

[AliCat]

I've always had a thing for Wolverine... *sigh* He was my first crush. How big of a nerd does that make me? I was attracted to a COMIC BOOK CHARACTER. :p

[capnlou]

Don't worry, I am completely in love with wolverine too, and I love ur new avi. I've already entered a few into the EClaire challenge and want to do something different. Is anyone going to start that funny faces challenge?

[ThePolarBear]

*whispers to self* I think they're gone. *runs*

[Aislynn]

Oh, Kat -- it's avi's, wallpapers, banners, fanfics... It's probably on page 2 or 3 by now...

Don't forget the vids! All...uh...one of them so far... :confused: (But I'm starting on mine as soon as I'm done here, promise! :p)

And come on, Wolverine's da bomb! I love the X-Men and I absolutely adore good ol' Logan there! ;) Uh, but I'm a self-professed nerdgirl so I guess that doesn't help make you feel any better, huh? :shock: :boogie:

EClaire - It's all in good fun, we come in peace, honest! ;)

~Aislynn

[capnlou]

Wow...all this talk of wolverine is giving me inspiration, YAY!
"Bub", and I'm proud to be a nerd dammit!

[AliCat]

Yippee, more Wolvie lovers. I *knew* I was in the right thread. :p

[capnlou]

hey, this was like my first manip from ages ago, just bringing it up cause of the conversation:
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a115/discolou/2593.jpg

[Aislynn]

Wow, that was yours, Lou? Awesome! I always remembered seeing it because it incorporated two of my most favorite fellows! :lotsalove

Let's hear it for the Nerds And Proud Of It! :dance2:

~Aislynn

[capnlou]

Oh yeah, I had it for ages on LVI, lol. I love all your vids!!!! I can't wait for the EClaire one (no pressure), are you telling which song your using?

[_Erica_]

Morining, anyone in here?

[capnlou]

Hey erica, afternoon.

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

Hey erica where did you get the pic of Emilie in your avi if you dont mind me asking? its beautiful :D

[_Erica_]

Hey Lou, hey *AnGeL_EyEs*

Where did I get it? *thinks* somewhere in this forum, thread "my fav pic of emilie" or something similar...

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

Oh thanks and btw you can call me Loz ;) Everybody else does :D

[_Erica_]

ok I will too :)

[*AnGeL_EyEs*]

cool :p

So whats the slogan count up too now?

[_Erica_]

honestly? I have no idea .... But if you want to count them, be my quest ;)

[thefilmchick]

Fics will take me a while to get through, still going through Kates stuff albeit very slowly. No reading tonight tho, watching snooker the finals.

Feel free to read theirs; they're much shorter. Ain't no reason you should get through all my crap in two days. Well, unless you're AliCat. She's totally expected to. :D Look at it this way, though - I have 50 chapters as a limit, so I'm over halfway through. So you have less to read each day! :)

Oh, and I am officially done with the rough draft of my stupid Title IX employee discrimination memo. So may I hang the legal writing TA who doesn't like me alongside gay Jack?

[Ice Berg Legend]

50 chapters eh! Do you know your overall story or are you making it up as you go along? (just curious :D )

[_Erica_]

Mornin' Ice

( not really anything to say)
*runs off to continue writing the update*

[Ice Berg Legend]

Morning Eri,

I'm also short of things to say....errrm...how goes the writing?

[_Erica_]

currently not goes at all... I'm cracking up at some idea involving saint jack :plotting:

besides the it's good I've written more than a half of it some time earlier and now I'm just trying to polish it. Well, there is one problem: WTF can I do with Jin? I need to drag him somewhere so the Mun romance can start :plotting: *coughs* I'm not spoiling the story, am I? *coughs*

[PITAchic]

Poor Saint Jack :no:

Lol :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

Jin could always spot a load of watches in the distance and run to them....or he could run away screaming after seeing the 'udders'. Or maybe he could just sneak off and continue working on his own secret project like a fishing boat or something like that. :)

[PITAchic]

Or he could be hanged.... :eh:

[Ice Berg Legend]

that's true, he could hang himself accidently Charlie-style :D

[PITAchic]

Ah! See, I like that idea! Or he could be Other-napped....

[Ice Berg Legend]

indeed, Ethan could make an appearance and do perform some of his 'magic'

[PITAchic]

I like that idea better than the first one! Then we can get a hint of EClaire in there!

Or, Jin could always get "the sickness" and just die.... (how am I thinking of this stuff? :rolleyes: )

[AliCat]

Morning, all!

EDIT

Kate, you may absolutely hang anyone you want to in here -- even Ethan. But that requires a 2/3 majority vote by all members.

[chair]

good morning, i have to go to bed soon :(

have any of yawl seen "the long con" promo pics, i dont think they are spoliers since they aren't in the spoiler section. I dont know how to do spoiler tags, but one of them looks like ethan (sorta) it's in heavy rain so you can't see too clearly. it's probably not him, but it would be Mad-Sick (new rap term) if it was. :)

[AliCat]

Interesting, Chair, do you have a link?

EDIT

Everyone, do you think you could stop by the ConMama thread (Sawyer/Claire) today and say "hi"? We're trying to get the post count up to 10,000 by tomorrow and we have 280 to go... With a little help from our "friends" in other ships, we should be able to do it...

[Ice Berg Legend]

Morning Ali. I'll pop by but only literally to say 'hi' ;)

Chair, that sounds promising, I look forward to seeing that epi.

[thefilmchick]

50 chapters eh! Do you know your overall story or are you making it up as you go along? (just curious :D )

What do you think? :) I'll give you a hint - I have the following subplots going on: Sawyer present, Sawyer past, Sayid present, Sayid past, Desmond/Jack flashback, Libby/Hurley connection, Libby present, the Others. So clearly I must be playing it by ear, especially as I have to have proper song titles for each chapter. :D

[_Erica_]

LMAO :rotflol: I love the ideas for Jin :plotting: but :eh:
I have only one Jin ...


*runs off to make another coffee*

[AliCat]

Ice, that would be kate's smartass way of saying, Yes, she has it all planned out.

[peanut butter]

:glomp: hey!

[*Shell*]

:hug: Hey everyone.

[AliCat]

Heya, Shell, hey Von!

Shell, if you get a chance today, would you drop by the ConMama thread (Sawyer/Claire) and say "hi"? There's a post number they're trying to get to, and they've got 250 more posts to get before they reach it! Every "hi" helps!

[peanut butter]

like this: *enters Conmama thread* Hi everyone!

Is that ok?

[AliCat]

Yep. You don't have to say much, we just want to push the post count up to 10,000 by tomorrow. It's doable.

[peanut butter]

Okay Doky!

[CutieKitten]

:waves: Hiya! How are you all?
Guess what?
I bought a packet of sweets from our vending machine in school today :D *YAY* lol...I like sweeties...

[peanut butter]

Mmmmmmm! What kind of sweeties were they? Oh and :glomp:

[AliCat]

Heya Cutie! How are you today (besides wired on sweets)? If you get a second, will you drop by the Sawyer/Claire thread to say "hi"? Trying to get the post count up over there...

[_Erica_]

hey Bert ;) how are you today?

[CutieKitten]

:waves: They were strawberry marshmellows *yum* but I haven't ate all of them, I'm a teeth wise person lol,
I'm very good thanks Erica and Alicat :) and you ?
OOh..Yep I will drop by the Sawyer/Claire thread and say hi :D
:hug:
xxxx

[peanut butter]

I can't eat marshmallows unfortunately being a veggie and all!

[CutieKitten]

Oh..I have some chocolate too though :D *offers chocolate to Von*

[peanut butter]

Aww! Bert you are so nice :glomp: !! *takes chocolate and wolfs it down* One day I'll return the favour!

[CutieKitten]

:) You're welcome Von :hug: and it's okay :)

[peanut butter]

:hug: :glomp: :hug:

[ivybeenz]

hi everyone
we need more nominations for banner of the week on the eclaire site, or otherwise the evil-step sister will win and we don't want her getting too big for her boots :p

[CutieKitten]

:) :hug: :hug: :)
Ooh I just remembered!, I got maths homework today! :( and I got a good grade in my spanish exam *YAY*..that was random lol :D
:hug:
xxxx

[AliCat]

I kinda like the hanging charlie banner that ehsteve did... don't tell Eri!

[*Shell*]

I made a EClaire avatar but I cant find it now.

[AliCat]

I had that same trouble last night, Shell. I made one w/ Jack looking all tormented, staring at Ana, thinking, "Did I leave the stove on?". I can't find it now...

[*Shell*]

I try and make it again.

[ehsteve]

I had that same trouble last night, Shell. I made one w/ Jack looking all tormented, staring at Ana, thinking, "Did I leave the stove on?". I can't find it now...

Ali.....made.....a......banner!?!?!?!? my god!! the world is ending!!!!!

[Ice Berg Legend]

Ice, that would be kate's smartass way of saying, Yes, she has it all planned out.
Yeh Kinda worked that out, to be honest I expected an answer like that from her :rolleyes: :D

So everyone cool today?

[AliCat]

I'm doing well, everyone else?

Ehsteve, I made an AVATAR. not even trying a banner yet... very simple avi, too.

[Ice Berg Legend]

good effort on the avi Ali, had no idea you made it yourself....getting a little more adventurous now are we? ;)

[_Erica_]

*glares madly all over the room* I left you for a while and what do I see?

otherwise the evil-step sister will win and we don't want her getting too big for her boots

don't tell Eri! nah, not cool dudes! ;) :crackup:

I don't even want to think what will I see when I come back from my Mission ConMamian :no:


Ali, better find that avi, I want to see it, and I personally think that banners are much easier, but it's just me.

[CutieKitten]

I..HAVE..Chocolate YAY!!! :boogie:
I..Also..Have..HOMEWORK..:bawl:
I have to go now :bawl: But I'll be back later!
Whilst I'm gone I'll leave you all with flowers..:flowers2:
:hug:
xxxx

[_Erica_]

Go do your homework Bert :poke: See you later

*mubles something about not liking flowers*


EDIT: http://www.lost-media.com/modules.php?name=coppermine&file=displayimage&album=305&pos=116 this guy has a real gift for that .... who wants to hang him?

[CutieKitten]

I will leave you with some chocolate then :D
*gives out chocolate*
:hug:

[_Erica_]

Chocolate you say? ok, this can be.

Anyone in here or what?

[peanut butter]

Erica! I'm shocked. Did you forget you have a Pb&J friend here???

[AliCat]

Hey, Eri, I'll be in and out... stuff to do!

[ehsteve]

hey....have i posted in here today?:eh:?

oh well.....how you all doing?

Eri, hows that update coming:poke:

[Ice Berg Legend]

anymore chocolate or cake left?

^^Whoa!! thats one scary avi

[peanut butter]

You should know by now Ice that I always have cake without fail!

[_Erica_]

Ehsteve, how a sweet avi you have *evil-step-sister laugh*

Eri, hows that update coming


What? you're ConMama fic fan now, or what? :rolleyes: ;)

Keep counting hours- still 4 left.

[thefilmchick]

I am at work!

I would like cake please. And chocolates. As I am slaving away (aka surfing the internet and babysitting the archives), I feel compensation is quite justified.

[peanut butter]

Certainly Kate! What type of cake would you like?

[Ice Berg Legend]

mmmmm archives. Have so many memories of spending time in the archives in a computer game - needless to say a lot of bloodshed was involved :D

ANy Strawberry Cheescake?

[thefilmchick]

German chocolate cake. Chocolate + coconut + pecans = pure joy.

[peanut butter]

Ice here you go *hands Strawberry Cheesecake to Ice*
And Kate *hands German Chocolate Cake to Kate*

I went to the Black Forest last year with my school and ate lots of Black Forest Gato(How do you spell it?)

Does anyone like Arctic Monkeys?

[LostBuddy]

not me im not that fond of them von wot was Black Forest Gato did i have any ?

[thefilmchick]

Gâteau, singular. Gâteaux, plural. At least my used-to-be-bilingual command of French is good for something.

Arctic monkeys = I do not know. Do they have chocolates shaped like arctic monkeys? Are they dark chocolate? Will you send me some? If so, I like arctic monkeys. :D

[peanut butter]

Fay it is cake from the black forest and I don't think you had any. You did, however, have a lot of ice cream

Kate thank you for the spelling tip! Arctic Monkeys are a band from Sheffield, England and released their debut album today. They are very good!

[LostBuddy]

oh i know i had millions of ice cream

arctic monkeys is a band lol :S

[_Erica_]

What's hapening here? Looks like some cold animals other-napped our thread ....

[thefilmchick]

Arctic Monkeys are a band from Sheffield, England and released their debut album today. They are very good!

I like Michael Palin, and he is also from Sheffield. And I think Billy Bragg spent some time there as well. Your Monkeys already have two points in their favor!

[peanut butter]

Eri it's my friend Faylinn. Fay this is my friend Erica!
Kate if you come on MSN I'll send you some of their tunes!

[LostBuddy]

hi Erica nice to meet you :D how are you

Im Faylinn most call me FayFay :D

[_Erica_]

Hello there Faylinn *in Ethan's voice*

Kate, do you know about EClaire site? http://www.freewebs.com/eclaire-tribe/index.htm

[peanut butter]

Eri please don't scare her!

Kate check the site out it's fabididalidanders!

[_Erica_]

Me? Scary? The evil step sister- scary? Nah :no: He--he--he

[peanut butter]

You can be worryingly(spelt wrong Kate?) scary at times

[LostBuddy]

lol :D

[thefilmchick]

fabididalidanders!

That word =

http://www.orlyowl.com/love.jpg

'Worryingly' is spelled correctly. 'Spelled,' however, is not. British spellings will be obsolete if we Yanks have our way!

[peanut butter]

What? It means owl? feathers? I'm dumb

[LostBuddy]

yea i dont get that either lol explain please

[thefilmchick]

No, see the <3 at the bottom? Textual heart = heart = LOVE. You couldn't tell from the delighted look on the owl's face? :(

[peanut butter]

What's that got to do with fabididalidanders?

[LostBuddy]

well fabididalidanders has everything to with it caus ..well.....i dunno

[thefilmchick]

It was a cute way of saying 'I love that word,' but if you have to make me explain it, I'm not going to love that word for very much longer! OH NOES! :D

[*Shell*]

Hey everyone :hug:

[peanut butter]

Kate!!! Yay!! You can listen to Arctic Monkeys on http://www.myspace.com/arcticmonkeys Yes! The song I was trying to send you was called 'Fake Tales Of San Fransisco' :)

[thefilmchick]

I shall listen when I am at home. I doubt the librarians would appreciate very much the sounds of drums and electric guitar, as much as the students might!

[LostBuddy]

im listening to it niow :D its actually ok :D did u buy it von ? aghhh omg i just realised i have a big maths trest 2moro aghhhhh!!!!!

[peanut butter]

Oh and hey Shell!
And Kate also the owl thing was cute I'm just to dumb to work it out! It's like that joke you made on my challenge thread about that Dice dude and I didn't get it!
And Fay of course I bought it!!

[thefilmchick]

No, that's not dumb, not to recognize Andrew Dice Clay. That's just a generation gap (sorry, not trying to be mean about that). I wouldn't recognize some pop-culture references of a decade before I was born, either (had I not taken that History of the Seventies class, that is.) :)

[peanut butter]

Yes well I do know who Van Der Graf are and I like Kraftwerk if that's any better!

[thefilmchick]

Yay! You have been redeemed. Go forth in salvation, my child. :)

[AliCat]

OH NOES!

Do we have an new member today? *ahem* Lost Buddy, feel free to join our ranks. Otherwise, you may find yourself kidnapped and your favorite character hanged for disciplinary reasons... :p

[peanut butter]

She is my friend who is visiting for PB&Jville! Don't hang her Ali!
So Kate liking Kraftwerk has saved me?

[thefilmchick]

Sawyer has not been hanged yet, has he, Ali? Given him, though, he might actually enjoy it, so perhaps I should not ask. :)

[AliCat]

Mmm. Sawyer, rope... nothing wrong there. :p

Damn you, Fruity Oaty Bars commercial! I demand everyone else go here too and get it stuck in your heads!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2409249965471634315&q=fruity+oaty+bar

[CutieKitten]

Bonjour! :waves:
Ca va? (hehe) :hug:
:rotflol: :hug:

[peanut butter]

That vid is fabididalidanders (owly)!!!
Bert!!!:glomp:

[LostBuddy]

Oh and hey Shell!
And Kate also the owl thing was cute I'm just to dumb to work it out! It's like that joke you made on my challenge thread about that Dice dude and I didn't get it!
And Fay of course I bought it!!

thats good r u listening to it ?

[peanut butter]

Errr I'm actually listening to Mr Brightside!

[thefilmchick]

So Kate liking Kraftwerk has saved me?

I am ambivalent on Kraftwerk, but knowing whom they are has saved you.

PS check out Big Country, XTC, and other New Wave bands, if you are into indie.

[peanut butter]

Oky Doky (is that correct spelling?) I will do!
What about Pixies, The Clash, The Jam, The Boomtown Rats ect?

[LostBuddy]

thats my favourate song i love Mr Brightsde

[CutieKitten]

I like ' All these things that I've done' :)
I love the killers :D

[peanut butter]

I like 'Glamorous Indie Rock and Roll'

[thefilmchick]

Oky Doky (is that correct spelling?) I will do!
What about Pixies, The Clash, The Jam, The Boomtown Rats ect?

http://www.orlyowl.com/love.jpg

Also David Bowie, Elvis Costello, and the man who provides me fanfic chapter titles, Warren Zevon. You'll like all of them, too. A bunch of Zevon mp3s up on the Seminole Bingo thread (beneath the chapter titles), if you're curious. :) (And no, this is not a subtle hint, because I am not sure the story's your thing, Von. You're too cheerful for it. :))

[_Erica_]

Indie rock? hanging Sawyer? *eyes-wide-open* is this thread bacome a heaven or what? :thud:

Mmm. Sawyer, rope... nothing wrong there
Ali, don't distract me right now, coz I might accidently hang him in my fic ...

[peanut butter]

I can be uncheerful when I wanna be. It's hard but still as long as it's not scary then it's fine. Scooby Doo scares me

[AliCat]

Ah, the Pixies. How I miss Black Francis. Or Frank Black. Whatever.

"I SAID YOU F****N DIE, B****!"

[peanut butter]

Oh dear I have to go! Bye bye everyone! :glomp: please share that equaly!

[ehsteve]

Ali, don't distract me right now, coz I might accidently hang him in my fic ...

speaking of which, a little reminder, Walt stlye

!!!gnivom teg !!!tfel sruoh eerht ylno ,acire

and we're already hanging new people!? get their names on the list first at least!!! sheesh!!

[Ice Berg Legend]

thanks for the cake Von, I was too busy stuffing myself to thank you earlier :)

whats with the spellchecks?

Indie Rock hasnt been used here in the UK since the mid 90's. Oasis and Blur were the main culprits although it was better known as Brit-Rock which I really hated.

[CutieKitten]

Bye Bye Von :hug: :hug: come back !! before you go I'll give you some chocolate :D *gives chocolate* :) :hug:

[thefilmchick]

The irony of having "I SAID YOU F****N DIE, B****!" and :glomp: please share that equaly! right next to each other is priceless. You people are bipolar.

[AliCat]

Bye Von!

You have a point, Ice!

He he he -- Kate, you are right.

[_Erica_]

*coughs* ehsteve, go to FDC thread ...

[AliCat]

Eri, what's the "FDC" thread?

[ehsteve]

i assume it means "fish dot com"

[thefilmchick]

I can think of other dot coms it would stand for.

For instance: filmchick.com (which I own, but which is undergoing renovations, sadly.)

[AliCat]

Ah, stupid me, she's only been threatening to update all day...

I mean... umm, sure, Erica! As soon as I get some headache meds, I'll go read.

And that wasn't a comment on the subject or writing itself, that's me needing new reading glasses.

[_Erica_]

I meant Fish Dot Com, that silly fic of mine I started some day and now I just want to blow it up with Danielle's dynamite ... *whistles with hands in pockets*

[peanut butter]

Back on only shortly though!!

[AliCat]

Eri, you must control these violent impulses.

Von, still cheerful I take it?

[peanut butter]

Oh yes I'm always cheerful. On the list on page one you may add in that I'm cheerful if you want!

[AliCat]

Von, if you continue being so sweet, I'm going to end up in a diabetic coma. Can you say something mean, please? :p

[peanut butter]

err I don't know! What's mean? I have a complaint. On the first page you have put my name as peanut_butter when in fact it its just peanut butter please change it!

[CutieKitten]

Hiya! :waves:
I brought a gift for you guys!
...ready? *drumroll*..........................
...........................
...........................
PEPSI & ICE CREAM! *yay* :boogie:
I really think we should throw a little monday party :p

[AliCat]

I fixed it, you big complainer, you. Sheesh! :p

[_Erica_]

Not in a mood for a party, maybe after the *coughs* you know what I mean...

Ali, one word: why?

[Ice Berg Legend]

thanks Bert, but that combo sounds kinda yukky to me!

I'll gladly take the ice cream though :D

[peanut butter]

I am always in the mood for a party as long as there's no violence!

[Ice Berg Legend]

ah!! you said violence Von....you do have a mean streak after all :p

[AliCat]

Why, what? Eri, what're you talking about?

[peanut butter]

No violence! Oh and Ali I would also like to have Official EClairian PB&Jer on the first page too. Next to envoy of PB&J. And on your EClaire site also!

[ehsteve]

thanks bert! but i have a big tub of real ice cream downstairs!!:p i love that my sister's pregnant so she gets random cravings, and i finish it off when she's done!!!

[_Erica_]

Why should I hold my violent instincts?

"It's *MY* Island" I can do whatever I want with it :plotting: *evil-laugh*

[AliCat]

Oh, for goodness sakes, Von! Demanding and critical! I don't know if I like you anymore. :p

[CutieKitten]

thanks Bert, but that combo sounds kinda yukky to me!

I'll gladly take the ice cream though :D
Lol, Luckily I meant them seperately :D so I will give you a big scoop of Ice Cream :D *gives big scoop of ice cream* :p, I'm soo happy I finished my homework *YAY* We could have a small party though...:p

[peanut butter]

Ali you know you love me! I'm off now! Please change it though!!

[AliCat]

Already done, Von. See you later.

[_Erica_]

:eh: wasn't that yesterday when we were on page 140 ?

[AliCat]

Yeah, we've talked about a lot since yesterday. :p

[thefilmchick]

Oh, for goodness sakes, Von! Demanding and critical! I don't know if I like you anymore. :p

http://www.goreydetails.net/images/items/jpeg1124562828.jpg

[AliCat]

He he he, that's me!

[CutieKitten]

hehe, Mr Burns...we meet again :plotting: :p

[Ice Berg Legend]

I take it everyone's at ConMama trying to reach a milestone.


http://www.galvestonartscenter.org/photos/AVSmith/images/tumbleweed.jpg

[AliCat]

he he he, I'm here, Ice

I was just here: http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=835958&posted=1#post835958

[Ice Berg Legend]

looks like you're having fun there :p

[thefilmchick]

Yawn. Writing Sawyer chapter, just to give IBL more to read. Really, I only write the story now to torment IBL with its growing length.

(I jest.)

[Ice Berg Legend]

yes, jest at my expense why dont ya :D

It's my aim to catch up before you finish all 50 chapters, even for a lazy sod such as myself I think thats achievable. Now don't start writing quicker on account of me ;)

[thefilmchick]

Out of idle curiosity, where are you at now? :)

[wesh]

*pops in*
All hail EClaire!
*pops out*

:D

[Ice Berg Legend]

Out of idle curiosity, where are you at now? :)
erm I'd rather not say :o , but I take my personal challenges very seriously you can be sure of that....I'll be overtaking you in no time

Wesh: keep it real! :D

[AliCat]

Heya, wesh! How's things?

[thefilmchick]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Ice Berg Legend is now officially another chapter behind. Heh heh heh.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HANGING.

[Aislynn]

*feels like a giant failure 'cause she can't keep up with fics anymore*

Do we have a "hanging its head in shame" smiley? Wait, did I just say "HANGING?" :eek: ;)

I love to read Von's posts. I love all that cheerfulness and the orange sig writing. It just makes me feel happier. And I'm not a PB&Jer either. I'm a Skater. *gasp* Have I mentioned that before? :flowers2: Hey, do we have an official EClairian Skater yet? 'Cause I'm available for the job, if you need me... :p

I'd even be the official EClairian Skater runner-up. You know, if the official EClairian Skater is unable to perform his/her official duties, then I'd step in...

:rolleyes:

Hey, I'm starting my EClaire vid tomorrow! Decided to go the humorous route since I got all of the creepiness out in "Stockholm Syndrome" (shameless plug --> http://lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=28137 ;) ). I DO have a song in mind but I'd better keep it under wraps until I'm sure that I'm going to actually use it. I'm notoriously fickle about swapping out my songs, you know...

Gotta dance... :dance2: Don't know why... :boogie:

I was gonna go say hi in the ConMama thread but I saw that you guys made your goal (I hope!) and I didn't want to interrupt the conversation that was going on... I AM planning a ConMama vid, BTW. ;) Just gotta tackle good ol' Ethan one more time...

*tackles*

:D

[thefilmchick]

I love to read Von's posts. I love all that cheerfulness and the orange sig writing. It just makes me feel happier.

Agreed. I'm anti-shipping (OH NOES), but that's not a Von thing, if that's what you were implying with 'Skater, not PB&Jer. I get the same feeling. She's cheerful, without seeming like she's relentlessly/annoyingly cheerful. :) Still have to listen to your music too, Von. Remind me tomorrow night. *HANGS her head - there, I said it!*

[shred]

You people have done fifteen pages since I was here last. :eek: I'm assuming you've all been behaving yourselves. I haven't heard any complaints about you lately.:D

Happy Hangings!

[chair]

hi eveybody!
*ducks beneth the glass wall hoping no-one will see*

artic monkeys? i was born in shefield! but i moved to australia when i was two.when back this/last year. that was the first time in 12 years.

i saw the EClaire tribe site thing, fully-awsome-sick Official EClaire rapper! lol

:cool: :cool:

[thefilmchick]

You people have done fifteen pages since I was here last. :eek: I'm assuming you've all been behaving yourselves. I haven't heard any complaints about you lately.:D

Happy Hangings!

You only came here 'cos you saw my name in 'shipper, shred. I know, it's tough to imagine, but really! PERSECUTION! :D

(They even gave me a title as a deity.)

[capnlou]

Hi, :p is anyone around??

[PITAchic]

Hey Lou! I'm here, but we're having a party over in the ConMama thread :p It's officially ConMama Day for me now!

[capnlou]

Me too!!! I'll go pop in:)

[Ice Berg Legend]

test :)

[AliCat]

Whoo hooo! Back in black!

[Ice Berg Legend]

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT: Ice Berg Legend is now officially another chapter behind. Heh heh heh.

WE NOW RETURN YOU TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED HANGING.

HEY!!

I only read that just now :)

[peanut butter]

Hey everyone!

[PITAchic]

*Clears throat* Winners to the ConMama Day challenge can be found here (http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?p=837656#post837656)!

[ehsteve]

we're back on!! woooo......mini party??:letsparty:!!

[_Erica_]

yay! So what are we up to? :plotting:

[Jess*]

I'm finally going to cave and join in on this b/c it's just too much fun not to. Can you add me to the list, please?

[_Erica_]

Hey Brickhouse04, welcome on thread ;)

Ali will add you.

[AliCat]

Whoo hoo, Brickhouse04! Now, you do realize, whenever something goes wrong around here or we have a reason to celebrate, we usually hang Charlie and/or Jack?

...so, if that doesn't stop you, I'll add you on...

[_Erica_]

Someone mentioned hanging? :plotting:
too bad I'm busy... :( I love hanging parties

Did you see Blaire thread? It sounds like Blaire witch to me *gigggles*

[AliCat]

Yep, Eri, I did. Too funny. Our penchant for shipping dead people with Claire is carrying over to other people, I see.

By the way, anyone who hasn't voted yet, please go here: http://www.freewebs.com/eclaire-tribe/news.htm


By the way, anyone who is feeling perky and up to it -- I haven't counted slogans since the last one listed on page... 91? I think. I'd really appreciate someone getting them together and either posting them or PMing/emailing them to me. I've got a horrific migraine today and I'm still fighting the stomach flu, so I'm not about to scroll through... 70ish pages of us complaining about silliness to get them.

Sorry!

[ehsteve]

Yep, Eri, I did. Too funny. Our penchant for shipping dead people with Claire is carrying over to other people, I see.


i think we should give credit to arzna, they did do it first....:p

sorry to hear about your illness Ali, i get migranes regualrly so i know how annoying they are.....feel better!

[AliCat]

Yes, but they shipped out of HATE. We shipped from morbid fascination and humor. And theirs didn't include CLAIRE.

Which, if you read closely, ehsteve, is what *I* said. :p

[ehsteve]

fine then :p never mind!!

[_Erica_]

How could you?

EHTAN. ISN'T.REALLY.DEAD! :p

( The fact that he's six feets under doesn't mean anything, it's temporary)

[Ice Berg Legend]

so we back in business?

let the chaos continue :D

[AliCat]

Ehsteve, you shouldn't take things so personally. I mean, it's not as if I was going :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p over and over.

Ice, I do believe we're up and running. What shall we do today, my cohorts? :p

[_Erica_]

I was wondering since ConMama Day is 'off the list' already, next one is Offcial EClaire day right?

How many posts do we want to reach? :plotting:

[AliCat]

Oh, dear Lord, a post count challenge for us, too? I have no clue.

But that reminds me. You guys/gals have until February 9th, midnight EST to finish up your fics/banners/avis/wallpapers etc for the EClaire challenge. Voting will go on from that point until Valentines Day, where we will announce the winners.

What sort of "prizes" should the winners get? And how do we get other people interested in voting on our challenge?

[Ice Berg Legend]

easy target would be to reach 2500 posts - quarter of the ConMamma total

[AliCat]

Yeah, but we'll have that in 8 more posts. :p

[ehsteve]

how about we have it in a few weeks and see if we can hit 4000 or 5000

[_Erica_]

Can you be serious for a little while? :p We have 3 weeks to EClaire day ( Feb 14th)
I think 5'000 sounds good.

[CutieKitten]

Hiya! :waves:
:hug:

[AliCat]

Hmm. Want to try for 5000 posts by the 14th? I think, the way we talk in here, that's doable. :p But it has taken us almost a month to get this far... looks like we're picking up steam though.

We just need Von to bring in cake... a LOT. :p

You know, an even more difficult goal would be to finish our slogan count... Three weeks for 400 more slogans? That would be difficult...

[_Erica_]

We have what 2,500 posts in 20 days? we can do this :plotting:


What about the pri.. you know that things winners get..

[thefilmchick]

I Am The Winner. 2500!

... or not.

[AliCat]

Prizes? I have no idea.

Maybe Ehsteve could make them a banner. Or maybe we could convince one of the mods to carry an EClaire Banner by the winner all day that day. :p

[thefilmchick]

Bwahahaha.

[ehsteve]

i couldnt bake a banner! let eri do it! she's better than me!