Happy Pineapple Day!

[Rydia]

Yes, that's right, you heard me, PINEAPPLE DAY.

Just check out the calendar (http://lost-forum.com/calendar.php).

This thread is in honor of the wonderfully delicious fruit. Huzzah!

[thefilmchick]

Does that mean nobody gets to be DOLE-orous on this day? Or PRICKLY?

Pineapples can run RINGS around lots of other fruits, so I agree!

(SO SORRY.)

[Rydia]

Oh yeah!

I <3 my pineapples in smoothies. Mmm...smoothie...

[cemipi]

suddenly i started to crave pineapples. thanks a lot :p

[LovelyLight]

suddenly i started to crave pineapples. thanks a lot :p

Arg! Me too! :p. Pineapples are the best! :D

*Goes off to search for a can of pineapples*

[Lindsay]

Ohhhh dude cool. Happy Pineapple day!

[honeyrabbit321]

freezing pineapples for pineapple day~~~

is there any special pineapple events??? like dyeing the Chicago river into pineapple juice

wonder if there's gonna be a Pizza day....

[thefilmchick]

I can get to Chicago within the hour. Where's the yellow-5 dye?

[Frank Sawyer]

*SIGH* Pineapple Day is quickly coming to a close!!! It's a shame it didn't last forever :( :p

[pftsobfreak]

Happy Pineapple Day!!! :D

[thefilmchick]

I am a pineapple! Nifty! (Hey, keep this user title on me if you want, Rydia. I don't half mind it.)

[buried_beneath]

Pineapple Pineapple in the tree
bounce off the leaves and sleep with me
Pineapple Pineapple how do you taste
if you don't taste good i'll measure your waist
Pineapple Pineapple sing with me
we'll clap our hands and stamp our feet
Pineapple Pineapple let's watch T.V
not anything else but M.T.V

Okay hmm ..lol a bit of a random song :D

[thefilmchick]

buried_beneath should be Poetic Pineapple.

[honeyrabbit321]

I can get to Chicago within the hour. Where's the yellow-5 dye?

forget the dye....we are going to make Chicago river into Pineapple river!.....*shoves thousands of cans of pinaple juice into filmchck's hands*

Agent Filmchick, this mission is the matter of national security. The DOLE terrorist group have already turned the Chicago River into Banana Milkshake River...but that would make everyone in Chicago obese.....so our counter mission is for you to sneak in wearing a banana suit so the terrorist won't reconize you and tie a bomb to a pineapple so when it explodes the sky will rain pineapple juice and the banana terrorists wevil plan will be distroied.

God spead, Agend Filmchick, complete the mission and come back safly, my friend....and if you get held captive, they will torture you by throwing banana cream pies on your face....so be careful!!!

[shred]

Pineapple really and truly is my favorite fruit. Really. Honest. It will even be my favorite fruit on banana day!

[thefilmchick]

D.O.L.E.!

You mean... Dangerous Orange and Lemon Enterprises? I heard D.O.L.E. is trying to turn all citruses towards their ends! These fiendish fruits, these nutritious nasties, must be stopped! Clearly, by pouring in banana milkshake, they are actually trying to point the blame at us, the good guys, MI-pine, given our recent... retirement of the Top Banana.

I shall do my best, Miss Honeypenny.

But, wait, isn't Chicago fat enough already?

[Quiet Tempest]

Should I add this to the Obscure Holiday thread? :p Is this an entirely Rydia-related holiday? Or an actual obscure holiday? *giggle*

http://www.lost-forum.com/showthread.php?t=16520

[honeyrabbit321]

D.O.L.E.!

You mean... Dangerous Orange and Lemon Enterprises? I heard D.O.L.E. is trying to turn all citruses to wards their ends! These fiendish fruits, these nutritious nasties, must be stopped! Clearly, by pouring in banana milkshake, they are actually trying to point the blame at us, the good guys, MI-pine, given our recent... retirement of the Top Banana.

I shall do my best, Miss Honeypenny.

But, wait, isn't Chicago fat enough already?

this is why they must be stopped! they will feed the Chicago people till they are very fat and the DOLE people will sell them to alians in exchange for a new breed of bananas: The Banana Republicans! who will take over the white house and replace the president with a banana wearing a pineapple suit, and they will distroy the world and blame it on us....


Wow, i'm actually scared:eek:

[thefilmchick]

OK, but can I keep my pointy pineapple spikes as a suit of armor? Or will I too have to go undercover and weaponless? ... Very well, then. Prepare the juice supplies. Also, I hope you have readied the Banana Boat for my transport into the Jungle that is deepest, darkest, non-tropical Chicago.

(A few hours later...)

http://www.doleeurope.com/products/fruits/img/pineapples_illus2.gif

OH NO! Captured by D.O.L.E. and eviscerated!

[Rydia]

*SIGH* Pineapple Day is quickly coming to a close!!! It's a shame it didn't last forever :( :p

You can keep pineapple day alive in your heart! :lotsalove

[Quiet Tempest]

Hey! We've been pineappled!! *points anxiously at user titles* LOL

[thefilmchick]

Given my username, I would like to be Cecil B. DePineapple, if Rydia is taking requests!

[Rydia]

Voila!

It suits you. =)

[thefilmchick]

Hee. :tiphat: :cloud9: Danke.

It will be funny for you folks when I go back to law classes and work tomorrow (gradually feeling better IRL, less of the stomach bug's evil effects). By now, I'm probably an all-too-familiar presence. Just wait until I am gone! For much of the day!

AND THEN WHAT WILL YOU DO?!

[Rydia]

We will cry a river of tears, my dear.

[Quiet Tempest]

*is in pineapple shock* LOL

Rydia..... I'm just speechless. :p

[thefilmchick]

Somehow... I sense sarcasm. Could it be? :D

[Quiet Tempest]

I didn't realize the user title's color could be altered. *raised eyebrows* Very nifty.

[AsHLeE]

I was looking at threads and was all like w'tf is this pineapple thing!'

I didn't realise it was pineapple day (didn't see the announcement till now)

HAPPY PINEAPPLE DAY EVERYONE!!!!

[SweetPea]

I think I am late, but Happy Pineapple Day!

[honeyrabbit321]

OK, but can I keep my pointy pineapple spikes as a suit of armor? Or will I too have to go undercover and weaponless? ... Very well, then. Prepare the juice supplies. Also, I hope you have readied the Banana Boat for my transport into the Jungle that is deepest, darkest, non-tropical Chicago.

(A few hours later...)

http://www.doleeurope.com/products/fruits/img/pineapples_illus2.gif

OH NO! Captured by D.O.L.E. and eviscerated!

Today...we stand here to morn for our devoted colleague Agent Filmchick. She was a hot chick who helped us majorly to bring down the Banana Republican's evil plan. Agent Chick was captured by the enemy and was tortued by DULL, i mean DOLE's torture experts, yet she gave out no info about out agency, F.J.I.A.(Fruit Juice Intelligence Agency), and has shown true loyalty to to our plantation. Agent Chick died from a head trama caused by slipping on a banana peal. And the FJIA will revenge for her death, so her pineapple core may rest in peace...

Hot Chick Revenge Mission:
the Banana Head Quarters is disguised as an Ice cream Shop. I snuck into it by gaining their trust through an ice cream eating contest, i had to eat 80 pounds of ice cream and live with a brain freeze for a week before they trusted me. But all that was worth it. I'm stading here infrount of the banana who tortrued my agent, i decided to slowly drown the banana in hot sauce, those bastards can't stand hot sauce....

We will cry a river of tears, my dear.
A pineapple river of tears....

[PITAchic]

Aww, I missed Pineapple Day! :( Well, uh... Happy Belated Pineapple day, lol.

~*~Megan~*~

[Z3R0C00L]

omg I ate some last night and never knew! Ill go buy a real one today.

[chicah]

I'm allergic to pineapples :(

[nsmith12916]

WTF? There is such a thing is pineapple day? How bizzare! And I thought I was weird! Pineaple day definatel;y beats me when it comes to strangeness! Oh well... Happy Belated Pineapple Day!

[Emma]

I'm allergic to pineapples :(

And me :( Happy Pineapple day everyone else!!! :D :banana: :flowers2:

[Quiet Tempest]

Today...we stand here to morn for our devoted colleague Agent Filmchick. She was a hot chick who helped us majorly to bring down the Banana Republican's evil plan. Agent Chick was captured by the enemy and was tortued by DULL, i mean DOLE's torture experts, yet she gave out no info about out agency, F.J.I.A.(Fruit Juice Intelligence Agency), and has shown true loyalty to to our plantation. Agent Chick died from a head trama caused by slipping on a banana peal. And the FJIA will revenge for her death, so her pineapple core may rest in peace...

Hot Chick Revenge Mission:
the Banana Head Quarters is disguised as an Ice cream Shop. I snuck into it by gaining their trust through an ice cream eating contest, i had to eat 80 pounds of ice cream and live with a brain freeze for a week before they trusted me. But all that was worth it. I'm stading here infrount of the banana who tortrued my agent, i decided to slowly drown the banana in hot sauce, those bastards can't stand hot sauce....


A pineapple river of tears....


LOL :hug: You're so funny. ;)

[Rydia]

I don't think there actually is a Pineapple Day, I just thought there ought to be, and yesterday seemed like as good a day as any to celebrate. :D